+++ Jonah Curse : Jedward Out of X-Factor +++
+++ Tories Activate ‘Deadwood’ Digital Poster Campaign +++
The curse of Jonah Brown has reached the music world. After firstly dismissing them as “not very good”, last week Gordon dithered and said he hoped freaky Irish twins Jedward did well. Of course their days were then numbered.
The Tories have just activated this campaign on digital poster sites around the country:
You don’t think that meeting between David Cameron and Simon Cowell last week was about more than Tickets for Troops? No, they wouldn’t, would they?
Fuck you! I’m first
Good for you.
Has anyone seen any climate data around here? CRU? Anyone…Anyone.
Just out of interest, has Jonah just visited the University of East Anglia?
Or indeed the story bout Mrs Berkow ?
To 4.
What story about Bercow?,dont leave us in limbo.
She lied on her cv about completing a degree course.
An upper second from Oxford.
In the first year, before being thrown out.
A bit like how she claimed to be a Tory.
And then joined the Labour Party.
I am covering it, here:
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2009/11/weekender-including-more-on-hacktavist.html
“The wife of Commons Speaker John Bercow was sacked from a leading City firm after it claimed she had lied about having a degree from Oxford University. Sally Bercow was dismissed by public relations business Consolidated Communications after it contacted the Oxford authorities and discovered they had not granted her a degree…The disclosure is doubly embarrassing for the Bercows. It comes after Left-wing Mrs Bercow announced she will stand as a Labour candidate in next year’s elections for Westminster City Council.”
(EDITOR: And this makes her an ideal Labour election candidate, does it?)
Can’t even provide an honest CV.
In your face, Gordon!
http://wp.me/pxmO0-9n
X Factor twins Jedward win David Cameron’s vote
Jedward, the X Factor twins John and Edward, have a new celebrity fan, it has been disclosed: David Cameron, the Conservative leader.
The Tory leader admitted he enjoyed the ITV show and that the Irish boys were his favourites.
Mr Cameron said: “You only need to watch a few minutes and suddenly, 40 minutes later, you’re still nailed to your chair, waiting for the terrible twins to appear.”
Yes, but surely as a prospective Labour candidate it is par for the course telling lies, is it not?
Anyway, she has a decent pair of pins.
Sally Bercow legs
The EU Factor:
I’m voting for Mrs Bercow
Are you sure? Hubby is … er … how is one supposed to say it these days without getting deleted? Let us merely point out that he is not exactly C of E.
I knew it.
Another son of the manse.
Ah yes, I’d certainly give her one…
I’d love to be ‘upper second!’ Phwoar!
She got kicked out because she spent all her time boozing and fornicating, and never did any work.
What is Guido holding back for??
Surely this deserves a headline on here??
send your emails to Guido or Wikileaks
ie climategate
Neathergate, Climategate,
Brown Defegate next ??
defacate surely
To Mr MLC, very good very good
On thing’s for sure – it wasn’t a russian hacker as reported. He would have sold the files to the highest bidder. NSA maybe.
Latest theory is it was a pissed off employee or someone who had inside access. They tried to get some of it posted on realclimate.org, an alarmist website. They rejected it and alerted CRU to the data being stolen. Then it was posted on a Russian site.
Since then it has been taken and analysed and made searchable on several sites. This stuff shows that there is NO consensus in Climatology. Even the alarmists admit in private that the data is not settled and they are manipulating the raw data.
the “thousands” of other papers that prove consensus have to use CRU or one of their partner agencies for raw data upon which to base the assumptions in their research. We now know that the CRU has “added value” (without having access to the raw data and the value added data to compare, it is impossible to know if they have committed outright fraud) to the data and then with-held the original. This is NOT how science is conducted. The charge sheet against the CRU and Mann and others is extensive and damning.
They have rigged the available data to hide the MWP and earlier warm periods (all available in lots of other papers) and have been paid millions of pounds in grants to produce their unsubstantiated rubbish.
Climateology is the ONLY science that is entirely conclusion lead and starts with that and then works backwards to produce or fix the “evidence” around the conclusion.
What happened to the big hole in the Ozone layer?
I’ve been ripping the backs off fridges in my back garden all year.
Nothing, Zilch, Nada. I’mstill ‘effin freezin!
Inside job makes sense.
You have to admire the cheek of realclimate.org, who say on their home page that to post the files would be ‘unethical’. We have 16 days left to save the world and they worry about ‘ethics’!
In the 1970s I worked in an industrial laboratory and the (unqualified!) senior chemist had a ‘conversion factor’ for a certain experiment she regularly had to run on a product the firm made. If the result was too high, she would reduce it by 1.5%. If it was too low, she would increase it by 1.5%.
Would would have thought something like her methodology would be employed by the CRU?
Having looked at more of the leaked info, the emails are not the worst of it. The code used for temperature reconstruction and the data upon which that code calculates is utterly useless. It is an apalling joke! CRU. Have NOTHING that they can point to to support their reconstructions. This is why they did not want to release their data under the FOI. They have nothing to back up their multimillion pound research grants other than “synthetic” data!
Think about that! They have been ‘effectively’ making it up to fit their theory all along!
why the fuck would the NSA want it? They are not a weather forecasting organisation. Dimwit.
Just been looking for the CRU e-mails.
A searchable database is here:
http://www.anelegantchaos.org/cru/
or here if you want to download them all:
http://motls.blogspot.com/2009/11/hacked-hadley-cru-foi2009-files.html
Brilliant work – don’t you just love the internet
Noooooooo – we don’t want him in East Anglia or anywhere near – thank you.
I haven’t downloaded everything yet. However there’s a site which allows viewing and searching of all the emails http://www.anelegantchaos.org/cru/
Seen em, downloaded em, posted em.
It is all a bit fishy.
1) The emails are txt files, not eml.
2) The emails are kinda in RFC850 forma, but the bare minimum, ie just the From, To, Date and Subject headers. Any email message will get additional headers when passing through servers en route, and these headers have been stripped.
3) There’s no threading, you don’t get to see whole conversations just the odd email (some with quoted text).
Since these emails have clearly been selected and edited it seems more organised than someone just picking up a mailbox and publishing it. Selecting and editing 1000 emails is a lot of work, so this is clearly the work of an organised group of people rather than an individual.
(In case you ask, I am a software developer and I am writing an email client at the moment, so I have created emails tio test my software.)
What’s the difference between Gordon Brown and Jedward? At least some people got to vote for Jedward.
Deadwood…..bone home on the range..
and this is better than the version with Camborne because….?
because Jedward represent a level of Muppetry that only BrownDarling/ Labour can achieve.
NuLabour still not telling the truth over immigration.
Sharp increase
Responding to the immigration officers’ concerns, Jeremy Oppenheim, who runs the points-based system at the UK Border Agency, said that the number of students coming into the UK this year was “roughly the same as last year”.
But figures subsequently obtained by the BBC under the Freedom of Information Act show there has been a sharp increase in the number of student visas granted in India and Bangladesh – two of the biggest centres for non-EU student visa applications.
Between June and August 2008 (before the new system for students came into force), the British High Commissions in Mumbai, New Delhi and Dhaka issued 6,771 student visas.
During the same period this year (under the new points-based immigration system), the three offices issued 19,950 visas – an increase of 195 per cent.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8368709.stm
Moderation seems to have got a bit silly here, can’t even post an article from the Observer/Guardian without having to change the link.
They also seem to like radical Muslims and not moderate Muslims.
“As the week wore on, it became clear what type of “faith communities” Labour wanted to put at the centre of its “progressive society”. Denham is forcing out of his department Azhar Ali, an adviser from the heart of the Labour movement (he was once the Labour leader of Pendle council). Ali’s crime was that he opposed Islamism while advising Tony Blair, Ruth Kelly and Hazel Blears.”
Out goes the moderate and in comes the radical.
“The fix is in and Islamists are all over Whitehall again. Denham is entertaining Inayat Bunglawala of the MCB, who gave a taste of the “progressive” policies Labour is encouraging when he wrote an article defending Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, spiritual leader of the Muslim Brotherhood, and a preacher who recommends wife-beating, genital mutilation of girls and the murder of apostates and homosexuals. Earlier this year, the sheikh said of Adolf Hitler’s massacre’s of the Jews: “This was divine punishment for them. Allah willing, the next time will be at the hand of the believers.””
Change the ‘&’ for an ‘n’ in the link below for it to work.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/22/islam-b&p-atheism-nick-cohen
‘Moderate’ Muslims, ‘Radical’ Muslims… What a patronising crock. There’s Muslims, and there’s Assassins. OK, I know, the original Assassins were (sort of) shi’ite, the new appear to be sunni, but if it walks like a duck…
Then why don’t our media call them as such? History does have practical use, you know.
The Guardian’s full of religious and ethnic minority journalists churning out this sort of garbage. That’s why their sales figures are plummeting.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/nov/22/islam-b&p-atheism-nick-cohen
Change the ‘&’ for an ‘n’ .
Labour seem to have some odd friends and G’uido seems to be deleting my posts for some reason. I’m only posting a link from a UK national newspaper, can’t see what is wrong with that.
Ffffffffffffff… ffs. Let’s appeal to lowest fucking denominator. Fucking X-factor retard references on political posters. What a fucking lost society we’re living in. No wonder few fuckers realise how serious this shit is. How fucking depressing.
Hear hear
You’re not wrong, DB, but, like the Sun, this arm of the attack must be designed to win over Labour voters.
Never going to look pretty…
Dack,totally agree,what f—ing use is a poster like this,are these people grown up or what.
If true the Cons need to get their bloody act together and pronto,the electorate are not interested in this type of schoolboy crap.
Same demographic as ‘The Sun’. Or maybe Cowell’s made a party donation, the whores.
I did not see on here you bunch of dungheads defending us TORY toffs.My butler became so unruly he pissed in my pimms.This always happens when you peasants get above youselves.
But I’m sure I’ve already seen the labour version of this in some paper or other – with Cameron and Osbourne with the twin hairdo. I think it’s a spoof
Unfortunately the population at large are in general as thick as some very thick pig shit indeed.
The tories rather puerile poster is very obviously designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator (you are most definitely correct!) – the thickies that sit and watch the tv drivelshit pumped out as what can be loosely ( very loosely) termed as, ahem, “entertainment” to the detriment of anything and everything else.
It shouldnt really come as any surprise that the the dumfucks that comprise the majority of public can identify only at that level; as the tories would appear to have correctly identified their target audience and appealed to them in a manner they know will intrude on what passes for consciousness.
Who the fuck are ” jedward” anyway.
Scrub that, i actually dont give a flying fuck.
Bah humbug
I’ll admit it is a real case of dumbing down, but let’s be fair here.
Last week Gordo came out declaring himself a fan of Jedward, wishing them luck and so on. This was hardly highbrow politics.
Since they’ve subsequently crashed and burned, surely it’s now legitimate to mock Gordon for his deliberate attempts to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
It would be better to be continually pointing out browns failures and dishonesty surely?
Is the internet big enough to cope?
Well it’s alright for you Ghost you can spare a century or so, the rest of us mortals can’t besides picture = 1000 words
Yes the Tories certainly are a laugh a minute aren’t they!
To jpt.
On this basis they bloody well are,whoever dreamt up this crap should be sacked.
What the bloody hell CMD is thinking about in presumably allowing this shit poster is beyond me.
I for one couldn’t give a shit about Jedcrap or whatever they are called,there are far more serious issues at stake than point scoring on some God Damned Awful TV Rubbish.
Am I correct in saying that I read that CMD had a private meeting with Cowell recently,makes you wonder doesn’t it.
Unlike Labour, who tend to make people weep.
Please can Sarah check his scalp for sinister numbers (no, not missing budget figures).
A visit to CERN to open the Hadron collider would be a relief for all.
he spins faster than THE LHC
Spins as fast, cost as much, is as useful as, and cracks up as quickly..
Who is The Large Hadron Collider?
Correct. He murdered the economy,smashed the debt record, went on the run instead of calling an election..
Who is the one eyed man?
Correct . The massive public spending program, unfunded pensions and PFI debt will …
erm..
I’ll have to hurry you..
erm..I , erm
A clue. Its the name of this game.
Put the country into grave jeopardy?
Correct. Mr Darling will you come back next week?
I’ll have to ask if its ok..
“Correct. He murdered the economy,smashed the debt record, went on the run instead of calling an election..”
I read that as “calling an electron…” (memo to self “must get out more”).
Smashing Gordon’s head at the speed of light might solve one stubborn, nagging problem of the universe.
If that happened, dark matter in Brown’s skull would escape the collider and the anti-particles would annihilate the positive particles and we’d all be fucked… oh hang on…
Gord is highly charged with negative particles. Shit Gord, Gold is rocketing again. Currency crisis looming, perhaps? Which currency? Ummm…. Shame you failed in Economics from day one.
i think not…..Brown with his infallible talent for disaster and a machine that could in theory produce a black hole(a real not financial one)…..tis a consumation devoutly NOT to be wished…..unless you want the whole world to sud………..
Totally agree – the chance the LHC causing a black hole to swallow up the Earth is ALMOST infinitely small, but it’s not worth the risk of sending the Prime Mincer there, just in case.
To 13.
Hadron Collider,another f—ing white elephant costing billions of taxpayers cash,when will these scientific nutters realise that we are on a f—ing planet that will eventually die when the sun goes out.
Ah yes I forgot by then we will have dicovered how we can reach for the stars,what a fools errand.
The stars are light years away,and considering that light travels at 196 miles per second squared and that we live on average 80-90 years,they are in cloud cuckoo land,ask Stephen Hawking and he will tell you.
Wasting money on an unbelievable experiment seems par for the course for these paid for so called scientists.
More to the point,on this blog we should be homing in on the recently publicised conn
job being perpertrated by pseudo scientists on this global warming/tax gathering scam.
I notice that our media seem to be somewhat slow to put this in the public domain,with the exception of the Telegraph,makes you wonder what goes on here.
Christy
Sinister, isn’t it? The AGW mails from CRU are dynamite, spreading like wildfire around the world, yet MSM have buried the news. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why…
ROFL! It just shows how dimwitted these deniers are.
Maybe they’re waiting for CRU to confirm that individual emails are genuine. But I think that Radio 4 mentioned the emails late last night.
The people who wrote the emails have already admittd that they are genuine. The computer scientists at dozens of interested websites have done checks which show that they are genuine. Dates match file timestamps and meta data and logs.
We are past establishing the providence of these emails. The content of which are damning. The code in the data dump is even more damning. AGW is a fraud backed up by “synthetic” data upon which thousands of peer reviewed papers are based.
In short, the mind blowing fact is, there is now no proof, no raw data, to back up the theory of AGW.
I guess that the reason that the lamestream media is slow to cover this is because they are trying to figure out how to spin this to be meaningless, or failing that, how to extracate themselves from the whole AGW conspiracy.
The computer scientists at dozens of interested websites have done checks
What checks? The emails have had all useful headers stripped out of them. There are no checks that can be made. ::sheesh::
You silly children, it is clear that someone has selected particular emails (rather than posting the whole fucking lot of them) and then edited them before “leaking” them. This is a set up. It is a distraction. What you have to do is look at what you are being distracted from.
My guess is that Guido knows this, which is why he’s not commenting.
Above, graduation speech by ‘Christy’, Valedictorian, ZanuLab Science Academy, Class of 2009.
It might take a while to get an answer, but on the basis of your performance above, I’ll take you up on that offer to ask Prof. Hawking.
The Telegraph has not run with the CRU scandal: it was only James Delingpole on his linked blog. The Telegraph with its reporters – check the atrocious Louise somebody – is compromised because it has run with the scam. The rest of the MSM and especially the BBC will try a cover-up which is more shocking than the original taxpayer-funded fraud by the CRU of the Univ. of East Anglia.
Link here. Fair report.
13eastie, it could be that the DT will run it but I’ll check the actual newspaper first.
I’d like to know what “Mike’s Nature [the science journal] trick” was. Perhaps Nature’s editor, Phillip Campbell, would like to explain.
Sorry to be pedantic Christy, but the speed of light is 186 mph. Not squared – that would imply acceleration, not velocity.
To put this into perspective, it’s approaching the speed of national debt, & I suggest it’s units should be measured in Gordo’s.
If we’re going to be pedantic that’d be Gordo’s per second, surely. If the speed of light was 186 mpH, I’d be famous for doing Warp Factor 1 every day on my way to work.
I think you might find it’s a bit more than 186 mph.
If you are going to be pedantic, at least get your pedantry correct.
Speed of Light 186MPH Rufus?
Fuck me! Clarkson had better look out or he will meet himself coming back!
Its exact value is 299,792,458 metres per second which translates to approximately 674 million MPH – a tad faster than your first calculation, but hey, who’s being pedantic?
The speed of light is 186,282 miles per second in this universe I do believe…perhaps your in a Pratchett Universe…??
Warp factor 8.
Why are you afraid of the LHC?
Why does Gordon Brown look so gay in most of his photos and why does he mince around so much like an old queen?
If he’s gay then why doesn’t he come out of the closet and give up his sham marriage?
I give up. The riddle’s too hard. What’s the answer?
Take the test Gordon. Best to find out once and for all.
Do you prefer..
A} Millhouse
B} Bart
A} Dorothy
B} Scarecrow
A} Soft cell
B} Blur
A} Prius
B} Land Rover
A} Kenneth Williams
B} Sid James
A} Men
B} Women
Let us know how you get on.
Bill, you hit “submit” too soon. Here’s the rest.
A} La Cage aux Folles
B} Rambo
A} Helena Rubinstein lipsticks
B} Glock automatic pistols
A} My Little Pony
B} Action Man
A} Cliff Richard
B} The White Stripes
A} Iain Dale
B} Frank Fisher
A} Dorothy Perkins
B} Black’s
A} Brighton
B} Aldershot
A} Lambretta
B} Kawasaki
A} Taking it up the arse
B} Watching football while drinking beer and eating pizza
A} Dorothy Perkins
B} Black’s
I hope you don’t pick Blacks. They are closing them down.
…and you have to ask yourself, what does Mandelson know that Gordon Brown (as a control freak) has willingly given up extraordinary powers to Peter that he has never given to anyone else.
Having answered that list pink is my colour.Uh you are awful.
I am not gay!
Why do people keep saying that!
Ber-luddy Hell!
You should see wot oi seen!!
Talk abart a pon-cy ‘male’ deodorant!!
Enjoy all your pre-marriage holidays in Provincetown did you Gordy? You don’t seem to visit there any more – still keep up with your old buddies from those hedonistic days do you?
What happens in P-Town stays in P-Town
All I can say is “F.I.S.T”
If he was gay and proud enough to come out…why get married in the first place?
Brown got married after his closest advisors warned him he would never be allowed to take over from Blair while he remained unmarried with gay rumours persisting.
It was simply a career move, assisted by a highly ambitious public relations professional called Sarah.
….It made me wonder when T*ny and Che*ie had Le*. His ratings were dropping and the public love Baybees.
closest or closet?
We all know he is a GayLord.
So what?
Was that his Closest advisers, or his closet advisers?
Maggie Thatcher did not have a wife and that did not stop her from being PM
It makes you wonder what else the press won’t tell us.
They won’t tell us about the homosexual relationship between Gordo and Mandy from a few years ago.
Or Gordon and Lord Robertson in the 80’s
If you google ‘george robertson freemason’ the first page is:
http://www.nato.int/cv/secgen/robert-e.htm
That’s him alright.
To F.
Do you know something that we don’t please explain?
To Rt.
Do you know something that is not known here or is it supposition?
Guido and others – check this out – why did the Scotsman and others go after a nationalist blogger well down the blogsphere food chain?
http://blogsearch.google.co.uk/blogsearch?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=wardog
a blog now silenced
Fantastic photo-shop of Jim Murphy
Bloody negative campaigning. I wonder which bunch of overpaid-but-juvenile PR consultants came up with that inane poster?
Rather amusing, captured their sexual ambiguity
To Chris Z.
Just what I posted before,what a bunch of cretinous schoolboys.
If you don’t like cretinous schoolboys, WTF are you doing on here knob brain?
The Cheeky Boys . . . . innit?
These are flattering pictures.The reality would be better propaganda.
You think a picture of Gordon Brown pouting like a raddled old queen is flattering?
Yes.The reality is cadaverous.
Jocks given powers to ban airguns of mass destruction:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/8372897.stm
My, my, the 646 must be shitting themselves to be scared of little airguns…
Now, lets guess what people will use to control vermin instead.
The politicians are terrified that a furious Brit might take a pot-shot at one of them.
Don’t worry, they will be replaced by free dildos for 6 year olds.
Laura Kuenssberg officially and gleefully announcing the Tory lead is down to 6% on Pravda…
That must be a mistake. The BBC never report on polls!
The BBC only report on polls if they are favourable to the party they support.
On Political Betting the consensus was that the poll was a week old, no-one would buy it, was from a polling outfit with known extreme results, almost certainly inaccurate. However, it does keep Jonah’s demented grip on the tiller!
And another poll from the golden ICM was done at exactly the same time and it gave the Tories a lead more than twice that – as did the You Gov one done about 2 days before.
But I am sure it must be some mistake because I have never noticed the BBC being biased.
Must go,I shouldn’t be out of bed and the nurse is here with my pills.
To Anonymous.
I thought you had deserted us,as usual you are on the ball with your assessment,this poll means very little.
As regards Jonah,Captain Ahab is still after him big style.
we had a poll in the pub the other night………
from 6 people gordon got 4 complete c unts
1 fucking tosser
and a fucking imbecile!!!!!!!!!
suggestions for the fate of mps ranged from throwing them all in the thames,beheading by mr.guillotine and putting spikes on london bridge to stick their ugly fat heads on.
This pub poll is a rejection of failed Tory policies.
Тяастоя Ряоdустуоп Is Uр
“The BBC only report on polls if they are favourable to the party they support.”
…which goes to show how desperate they (BBC / ZanuLab) are.
A conclusive deficit in a poll and the failure to lose a seat they’ve had for 70 years is a double whammy of Labour endorsement nowadays…
It got a mention on Andy Marr and the Politics Show as well, just for good measure.
She is the daughter of the NuLab quango King of Scotland.
To 44.
I saw her the paid for Pravda arsehole.
As long as she reports Labour nosediving again.
Hahahahahahahahaha….
It really doesn’t matter at the moment.
It is when the Government money and the Platinum credit card runs out before the GE.
Watch the shit fly when the Giro doesn’t arrive on me estate.
At least we know that with they’re own private polling they still know they’re fucked.
Not that far from the truth, Butt Plug…
Even if the economy DOES stop contracting, life for many will become increasingly abstracted from Govt stats.
Public sector pay reviews in the Spring coupled with a continuing rise in unemployment will be far more prescient than any bollocks Bruin can conjure up.
Lib-dems are in it to spoil things for everyone.
Jeez, a load of po faced fuckers on tonight Mr Fawkes, and that includes you Dack Blog, whatever the fuck you are.
To 62.
Are you brain dead or what when you talk about po faced.
If you really think that some 3rd rate tv crap is a subject that is even worth talking about you are deluded,there is a remedy for this condition,go to a clinic and get them to explain to you what real life is all about,because you dont appear to be on the same planet as me.
“…because you dont appear to be on the same planet as me.”
What’s it like on planet Ga Ga you twat?
I’m not surprised that the Tories and Labour have both produced doctored photos with the opposition as Jedward. It would have been nice for the Tories to concentrate on policies, the state of the nation and the Queens Speech, but both parties now are as corrupted as each other.
Meanwhile, in the real world.
http://www.caledonian-comment.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gordon-brown2.jpg
Hail gordon th next PM of Britain!!
Latest Polls:
Thieving,bastard,EU cocksucking,dumbing down Conservatives; Some votes.
Thieving,bastard,EU cocksucking,dumbing down Labour; Less votes.
Thieving,bastard,EU cocksucking,dumbing down Lib Dems; Few votes.
Akk akkk,All yer mon is missin is his suicide vest
Im gettin on wi the joab
the tories ae the dae nuuhin parteeae
it aaaw startayed in aaaaaamerikay
inveshting in britttten
cathy ashton is an utter gobshite,perrrrrfect fore the task of destrrrroooin england to create equality wi ssschotland
Has the one eyed mong been to Wigan recently?
Why, what’s happened?
9-1
Ah but he did go to Cumbria for his summer holidays & look what’s been happening there!
That is funny !
re Climatology rants , doesnt anyone think it strange that government has said nothing about it , I mean being as so much policy has been based upon it , why has chief scientific adviser not spoken ??
You seriously didn’t think this would go any further did you? I’d take that in and get a good nights sleep if I were you. It’s the only way to stay sane.
He is busy upgrading his Email firewall.
It was an inside job, so that just won’t help!
“Well the media isn’t going to get this done, emails need to be sent to every congressman in the US, other countries need to follow their own procedures. People need to contact their own “representatives”. Blog commenter rephelan has the right idea- he left this comment earlier. There are significant issues that need to be understood to properly react to whatever the magnitude of the global warming threat really is.
Let’s keep this thread for people who left comments with their congressmen. Whatever these emails mean, it’s necessary to go through due diligence and find the breadth of the problem. Links to help people make contact more easily in any country can be left here as well.
I’m going to do my part in Illinois.”
From the Air Vent blog.
Nothing to see here,move on, no photos,move on
Not in the least.
Science advisors are paid to say nothing at all.
Gordon is about to save the world from global warming.
QED
No Need – once Jonah McDoom jumped on the eco-bandwagon with his “50 days to save the world”, it was obvious the whole AGW/MMCC thing would end in tears.
Brown must be really pissed off that every post-PM money spinning racket collapses just as he reaches out to touch it.
Cameron and Osbourne must be shitting themselves over their emergency budget – hard to justify extortionate energy taxes based on lies and dodgy data.
Pity the way the economy seems to be coming round, just before Christmas, and Dave’s numbers go down.
I suspect we’ll see an election well before May, just after Jonah announces that the nasty party could win.
Certainly,
McFuckwit might accept that he’s doomed, but the promise of a hung parliament and the havoc it would cause the people of the country (whom he loathes) will be too tempting to resist.
Gordon’s reverse-Midas touch continues to impress:
He can’t even get doom right – his promise of an environmental shit sandwich has torn down the AGW house of cards like nothing else could have…
“… why has chief scientific adviser not spoken??” Christ almighty. Why hasn’t Ed Miliband, supposedly the fucking Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change spoken??!! Another fucking deafening silence from this poxy government.
“You don’t think that meeting between David Cameron and Simon Cowell last week was about more than Tickets for Troops? No, they wouldn’t, would they?”
I always thought Cowell was McTwats mate. Mind you, Cowell likes to pick a winner. Piers Morgan who introduced them will be most upset.
Gordon really does not have the X Factor.
Perhaps xxy factor?
I thought it was xyy. Oh well.
KY Factor
Any disasters befallen Nottingham yet? 2 days since Jonah’s visit.
Jonah is writing his Tories will win speech.
That’ll fuck’em
And another!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6632237/MPs-expenses-ethics-MP-faces-call-to-step-down-over-65000-allowances.html
” He also used more than £1,000 in office expenses to pay his girlfriend to do casual work for him. ”
I’ll bet he fuckin did.
Belle de Jour?
Methinks you’ll find our Belle would never stoop so low as to screw politicians.
So the Tories might be right-wing after all !
Judging by the excellent sense of humour.
The Tories learnt well from Saachi and Sacchi when they worked for Thatcher. Now they may be the Tories “Trogan Horse”.
I really want to shag Mrs Bercow, would he mind?
As long as you let him stand on your shoulders,so he can get a bj.
Not so long as you let him carry on shagging the electorate with hs expenses claims.
Darling looks like Stan Laurel.
Seen this anyone?
Nice work of fiction.
Weakest Downfall video so far.
I don’t think the “Bunker” analogy works with Cameron in the same way it does with Brown. You need to find better material first. Footage from something like “Mad Men” would be better perhaps ?
Back to the drawing board guys(that includes you Nigel)
Has Jonah been to Wigan lately?
You have got to see this Muppet’s mugshot. Brown is an embarrassment to this nation. http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-unelected-p-m-gordon-brown-parasite/
“meeting between David Cameron and Simon Cowell”
Guido,
Is there anything in the story that DC is going to make Cowell a Lord and then appoint him to be culture along Ladies Allsop at housing and Vorderman at education?
What Dave wants to do is downgrade the Commons and put the Lords back in its proper place ruling over us.
The oiks have had their chance!!
Well said. Someone needs to stand up for this country and who better than the Hereditary Peers?
Hereditary Peers?
I know a fair few and let me tell you I don’t want those morons telling me how to live my life.
(And yes some are crooks,liars and parasites too)
But not as many as the appointed peers, I suspect.
“The Tories have just activated this campaign on digital poster sites around the country:”
you mean read the eye and copied it from there?
reminds me of someone who does the same but claims never to read it
Of course, the fatal flaw in this leitmotif of yours is that all Gordon Brown has to do is say that the Conservatives will win the next election.
We now know that they won’t win it, so poor have been their polls during the economic crisis, but perhaps if Gordon could be presuaded to say that they will win it it would make it not happen for definite, definite, definite.
Looks like a million zillion schlobbermeisters is not enough to sway the British people.
You and all your putrid peeps are back to the desperate straits you were in before the economic crisis.
Literally, no fuckin where.
Let’s just hope, for your sake, that no one is asking for their money back.
Hoot!!
The advertising poster is juvenile.
I guess then it ought to work on the masses.
Camerhoon and the X factor? How frigging tragic is that. The future PM sitting at home on a Sat night with no invitations. How totally pathetic.
God help us all.
He’s probably a victim of his kids… children call the shots and have the remote nowadays.
Priceless!
New week, I wonder what is on the cards for Brown this week, there is bound to be some disaster, he can’t go a week without calamity.
Ah, yes it is the first day of the Iraq Inquiry, the next few months are not going to sit easy on Brown, he will be called as he was the Chancellor at the time.
Thinking ahead, there will probably in the coming years be an “Afghanistan Inquiry”, Brown will be top of their list of witnesses, “Brown’s War”, sending the troops to war without the right equipment, someone has to be responsible for the blunders.
Poor Labour. To be saddled with such a curse as Gordon Brown, managed by such totally incompetent morons as McBride, Balls or Draper and to have to rely on drooling imbeciles such as those above to scribble nonsense in the centre/right blogospehere. One has a view of a room somewhere populated by several hundred retards all sitting in front of plastic-protected computer screens carefully typing out their banalities letter by letter and screaming “Nurse, Nurse! I’ve done it! Can I have my medication now?”
no poor Labour. Because of the cowardice of them all we are left with an incompetant PM – why don’t any of them think of the rest of us? A total disgrace.
GB should be grateful – that’s the nicest photo i’ve ever seen of him.
Where is Alistair Darling – I had forgotten all about him – has he been in the Commons or anywhere or is he sitting in the Treasury desperately trying to learn his times tables?
OT but Christ get a load of this on Bercow’s wife:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229912/Speakers-wife-lost-job-Oxford-degree-wasnt.html
There is just no truth in these people, who are exactly the same kind of pricks to have infiltrated the Labour Party.
Pity the poor Cumbrians, cursed by Jonah after he accepted the misguided invitation from their tourist board to spend a week’s holiday in Keswick.
Gordon Brown is talking “growth” to the CBI. I didn’t know the CBI had a comedian spot at its conference?
Quite like the idea but why have the Tories posed Brown and Darling as ‘Deadwood’ in the Bullingdon Club official casual uniform?
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