November 11th, 2009

PMQs Live-Chat Proof-Read Edition


674 Comments

  1. 1
    NuAttack Dog says:

    I am salivating at the orgy of tractor stats about to be unleashed upon us

    • 9
      The Inquisition says:

      Financial misconduct = Conservatives

      • 14
        Engineer says:

        Got a vague feeling I’ve seen that somewhere before….

        Come on, chaps, get the imagination into gear. Let’s have something new.

      • 19
        Anonymous says:

        Why don’t you shut the f**k up and post something sensible for once !

        • 23
          Kezza the Hat says:

          …because he’s probably getting paid to make those comments.

        • 113
          Anonymous says:

          If “they” can make sites such as this unusable then “they” will have achieved their target.

          • Master Baiter says:

            True

          • thick as thieves says:

            the new labour trolls are fucking great for Guido’s business you retard.
            look, I was running out of trolls skulls to crush since I killed most of the bn p trolls and I was worried that things might get a bit dull round here with boring c’unts like tory, engineer, and anticitizen one whining on all the time with their boring bullshit so I am very happy indeed that we have received a new shipment of new labour trolls to kill.
            now let’s stop waffling and and let’s get stuck into these new labour torturing and warmongering motherfuckers.
            innit.

      • 66
        Labour MP Frank Cook, who claimed £5 for a donation he made at a church service, says:

        .. again, that’s not entirely accurate, Inquisition.

        • 83
          Master Baiter says:

          Nevertheless true.

          • thick as thieves says:

            can’t be if you say it is.
            you speak with forked tongue.
            it is the only thing you do well, the rest is just bilge.
            but let us face the facts, eh? nobody believes gordon brown’s bullshit anymore, you can see it in their faces.
            brown is full of shit. end of story.
            and also, he has the manners of a pig. he is a vulgar thug, surounded by fellow thugs and bullies and sex pests, his bunch of thugs have no manners whatsoever. gordon brown is certainly not a gentleman. and he is unfit to hold office as he is mentally unstable and virtually blind.
            apart from destroying the economy, which is a win win for gordon because he can, having fucked this country fiscally, and having illegally signed the lisbon treaty, turn round when we have worked our way out of the damage he caused and say; look, signing the lisbon treaty was THE RIGHT THING TO DO, apart from that, he has also fucked working people up the arse and having raped the working class gordon brown has single handedly cannabalised the core labour vote.
            and yet you defend him.
            hmm….
            you must be a tory fifth columnist you c’unt.
            must be.
            masterbaiter, you’ve been rumbled.
            but you had a good innings.
            now fuck off.

          • Inspector Cyril Blake says:

            said:

            “hmm….
            you must be a tory fifth columnist you c’unt.
            must be.
            masterbaiter, you’ve been rumbled.
            but you had a good innings.
            now fuck off.”

            that’s what I reckon too, as MB is just too ludicrously pro-Gorgon to be anything other than just pretending.

      • 93
        Master Baiter says:

        Electoral fraud = Labour

        • 99
          George Osborne says:

          ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

          We want QE (quantitative easing) to continue!

          Another fine reverse of policy, ah well, better late than never, again.

          Print money!

      • 100
        labour war cabinet says:

        under equipped soldiers=Liebore

      • 506
        Anonymous says:

        Inquisition= well named under new Labours extremist pc tyranny

      • 537
        Churchill's Cattleprod says:

        Political misconduct, treachery, grand theft, corruption, sleaze, rape, wife-beating, sexual misconduct, high treason, usury, fraud, deception

        All of these titles equal The Labour Party and some or all of its members.

        If you need examples just look at Neil “Power At All Costs” Kinnock as a clear traitor and Peter Mandelson as a fraud. (Won’t mention Mr Millburn for the sexual bit though)

    • 669
      Biffo says:

      I cannot even bear to watch this program now. The sight of that delusional, morally bankrupt c*nt Gordoom McSnot shooting his stupid mouth off, repeating irrelevent tractor stats to all questions – without even once ANSWERING the question just drives my blood pressure sky high. I can think of better ways to spend my time rather than watching a madman spouting rubbish on the TV while I’m shouting at it ‘Die you useless fucker, do us all a favour & drop dead on live TV you useless c*nt’.

  2. 2
    Road_Hog says:

    Right first 10 minutes will be McSnot waffling on reading out names, trying to use up as much time as possible. Not that he cares.

    • 143
      Cast Iron Quisling says:

      I thought Cast Iron Dave was particularly piss poor today.

    • 367

      I notice he had no problem reading a typed list (Times New Roman, size 10) yet needs to write letters of condolence with a whiteboard marker.

      Sign of a mad man.

      • 405
        thick as thieves says:

        gordon brown is off his fucking head OH.
        a total lunatic.
        the working people will remember well that the labour party, the party who claimed to represent the labour movement, has allowed a lunatic like gordon brown to fuck the working people up the arse, to rape their wage packets with his incessant demands due to his own fiscal incompetence.
        gordon brown is the enemy of the workers.
        he should be hanged for his betrayal of those he claims to represent. hes is worse than the tories in that the tories never pretended to care about those who create the wealth they spend so freely.
        brown is a bullshitter, a liar, a thief and probably a fucking sex pest given half the chance.
        gordon brown is a dirty fucking rotter, a filthy whore of a turncoat.
        FUCK OFF GORDON YOU USELESS ONE EYED C’UNT
        CIA AGENT
        YOU FUCKING TRAITOR.
        I wonder what the odds are of gordon brown being assassinated.

        • 432
          Cast Iron Quisling says:

          “the working people will remember well that the labour party, the party who claimed to represent the labour movement, has allowed a lunatic like gordon brown to fuck the working people up the arse, to rape their wage packets with his incessant demands due to his own fiscal incompetence”.

          No they won’t, tat.

          The meeja (especially Aljabeeba) will simply do what they always do and re-write history. In a few years time this mess will all be Thatcher’s fault.

        • 437
          Corky says:

          To Thick as Thieves.
          Am I right that you dont like Mr Brown?.

        • 499
          The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

          The odds probably arent that high ( mores the pity), he’ll possibly get hit by a big fuck-off meteorite which would be good for a moment of comedy as his arms and legs splayed out under it.

        • 670
          Biffo says:

          Regrettably, not as high as they should be.

      • 518
        barefootcontessa says:

        He doesn’t even have to wear a pair of specs when he’s reading.

      • 636

        Unless he uses an earpiece and is fed his lines?

  3. 3
    Praguetory says:

    How’s the chimp with a crayon?

    • 82
      alistewart says:

      Interesting, Ben Brogan’s piece about sympathy for Brown seems pretty dilute in comparison with the unanimous wave of unbridled resentment and contempt for the Max Imb.

      http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/benedictbrogan/100016386/spare-me-the-pity-for-gordon-brown/

      Makes yesterday’s weighting of Brown endorsement in the blogs and D. Mail particularly, look even more strange. I am beginning to believe more in the astro-surf conspiracy theory. Perhaps the trolls have not yet received today’s instructions, or maybe they cashed the giros and hit Tesco for a case of Tennents Super and have yet to come round.

      • 325
        Anonymous says:

        Tennants Super! Behave, they be socialists. Chardonnay please. The Super is for the proles.

    • 616
      neocon fuckwits abound says:

      Bush is doing ‘inspirational’ speeches across the US

  4. 4
    Boycott the Licence Fee says:

    The customary charade begins….

    • 64
      GraveRobbingB'stard says:

      On the subject of the licence fee I recently cancelled my licence direct debit. Got a phone call from an operative at Licence Fee Towers. During the course of the conversation he let slip that monthly payers are always 6 months in advance and that I was still legal for another 6 months.
      Thinking about it that means that on the unfortunate demise of a monthly licence fee payer there is 6 months unexpired licence fee. How many grieving relatives bother to claim this back? Do the numbers. Jonathan Ross’s enviable contract is just about paid for by by the unexpired balance of dead licence fee payers.

  5. 5
    markedman says:

    What a f*cking joker. It’s PMQ’s and he tries to ask the opposition questions and then accuses Cameron of not answering questions. The Speaker should hold the pillock to account.

    • 60
      Mr Ned says:

      If he wants to ask questions at PMQ’s he should call an election!

      • 67
        Crusifiction says:

        I am afraid Cameron is simply not quick enough – Hague would crucify Brown and cut him in to strips.

      • 156
        Anonymous says:

        Yesterday I defended Brown over the letter fiasco. I have just watched PMQ’s and now wish to apologise unreservedly for ever thinking that Brown deserved a fair crack of the whip. he needs to be repeatedly knocked over the head with a baseball hat until his glass eye pops out, coated in ground glass and then popped back in through the forceful hoof of a rabid donkey.

        He’s both deluded and dangerous!

        • 187
          D L George says:

          Only a base ball hat?

        • 189
          Brown's a Tosser says:

          Baseball HAT surely you mean a Louisville Slugger BAT.

          • Master Baiter says:

            Or maybe a little robin redbreast

          • thick as thieves says:

            said the tory fifth columnist.
            once you know that masterbaiter is a tory fifth columnist his posts make a lot more sense and are a lot more revealing about the tory party.

          • thick as thieves says:

            apart from his last on ofcourse, that was just a load of fucking bollocks.
            and it is interesting to note that masterbaiter is being paid to post which makes more sense that he is a tory because the labour party does not have a pot to piss in but the tories have ashcroft’s tax evaded cash to spend so they can afford to pay pricks like masterbaiter to clog up the threads.

          • Jethro says:

            MB How about with a Robin Reliant?

          • Cast Iron Quisling says:

            Robin Askwith?

  6. 6
    jeremyp99 says:

    Please. Please. Someone take the bastard out. I had to turn it off else suffer an apoplexy.

    There’s a runner I often meet when walking the Pig Dog in the woods. All of a year ago, having previously just exchanged “good mornings”, he stops, and asks me “Do you hate Gordon Brown?” Out of the blue. “Indeed, I do” said I, “I loath him and wish him all manner of ill”.

    So we converse on The Dear Leader whenever our paths cross. As they did this morning, not having seen him for a while.

    A while ago, he had to clear out his great-aunt’s house after her death, in the village at the end of the woods. He found in her papers, a letter from her son’s CO on the front, telling her of her son’s death (WWI).

    The script was copperplate, the sentiments expressed appropriate.

    New Labour were – are – a Fifth Column, hell bent on destroying the country. England, that is – Wales and Scotland of course they need to vote for them. No, do what Hitler could not do, bring us to our knees. As he has, the utter twat.

    First thing the incoming government must do is to deal with the West Lothian question. No Scottish MP can speak or vote on a motion that effects England.

    Then give them UDI.

    • 78
      And he's the leader of our country says:

      When you look at that insult that Brown scrawled for Mrs Janes,it really is the most vile piece of paper that could possibly be created.

      Take away the emotion – just look at it.

      Vile.

      • 124
        Susie says:

        Make the letter into a huge Tory election poster with the words “dulce et decorum est pro patria mori”

      • 609
        SWINE HUNT says:

        Agreed It Looks like it was written while he was bent over the desk with Mandelscum rogering his butt !

    • 139
      Eduycashun ! Educayshun ! Educayshun says:

      I can remember when I was at junior school in the mid 50’s – we had handwriting classes everyday and woe betide any ink stains or smudges, spelling errors or grammatical errors.

      If you erred and you were “lucky” you only got a rap over the knuckles with a 12 inch Ruler otherwise it was a clip around the ear from the teacher(No Child Protection then )- if you complained at home your dad would probably give you another clip but then again the local “Bobby” used to clip us around the ear for riding on the pavement wiithout lights once it was dark – doesn’t seem to bother cyclists to-day as I was almost mown down by some lycra wearing cyclist as I walked to the newsagents to get my evening paper. No apology of course – It was MY fault for being a pedestrian on the pavement – Silly me !!!

      As an aside I remember winning a national handwriting competition when I was 8 run by “Platignum Pens” .The prize was a guinea book token(£1.05)and a brand new “italic” fountain pen. I suppose these days it would be an i-pod ?

    • 549
      Anonymous says:

      Then give them UDI.

      Ohh…..you may wish! Unfortunately, you morons need us more than we need you!

      Keep on dreaming!

  7. 7
    Sir Trev Skint MP says:

    DC looks very red faced and almost angry.

    Is he finally getting it

  8. 8
    Dack Blog says:

    When I was a kid I remember being out in the country or wherever with a mate and stumbling across this rabbit that had injured itself somehow. It was obviously in a lot of pain. We knew we should put it out of its misery but we didn’t have the guts so we just left it. It’s getting to the point where I think about that rabbit every time I look at Brown.

  9. 10
    Desk based Airflow Generator says:

    I’m not a fan of Gordon Brown, because I don’t like mincing sh*t.

  10. 11
    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    The lying, spendaholic, bullying, vindictive, petty, brooding, inadequate, sociopath has achieved one thing of note in his political career.

    Through the hands outs and ridiculously complex tax credits system he has enslaved a huge swathe of Britain’s population into perceived dependence upon New Labour.
    Labour will win a working majority because this will be the only message they run with come election time.

    Vote Labour or the nasty Tories will make you work for a living.

    Hopefully the direct result will be a mass taxodus from Britain of successful businesses, and individuals.
    Not even the vast influx of foreign slave workers will make up the tax shortfall then.

    National bankruptcy and a break up of the union awaits with any luck
    Then us hard working Engliish can just worry ’bout rebuilding england innit

  11. 12
    .243 Win says:

    AlJaBeeba spinning for McRuin about “The Letter”. Bastards.

    Bradshaw bleating about the “vindictiveness” expressed about Gorgon. That’s ‘cos he’s genuinely hated.

  12. 13
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nick Clegg performed superbly,even if I say so myself

  13. 15
    Sir Trev Skint MP says:

    Why do they call it Prime Ministers question time, because people ask questions.

    What I want to know is, when will we hear a single feckin answer

    • 27
      Anonymous says:

      I refer the gentleman to answer given sometime ago.

    • 31
      Kezza the Hat says:

      Yes, Bluecow should intervene, it would be fun.

    • 65
      Frodo Mandelson and the Ring of Power says:

      I refer the gentleman to the question I avoided some weeks ago!

    • 190
      Beezley says:

      >What I want to know is, when will we hear a single feckin answer

      Good point. If they called it “Prime Minister’s Answers” then it might be worth watching.

      They are all shits. Yesterday I read a blog comment somewhere on The Letter which said “cut Gordon a bit of slack”, and I thought, yes, just like HMRC cuts me some slack. Or the police, or the council, or any of these vile arseholes who have turned my nice, funny, eccentric, livable country into an authoritarian, conformist, BANKRUPT wasteland.

    • 240
      Gordan Brown says:

      Because it’s the right thing to do, it started in Ameeerica, it’s a global phenomenon, Tory cuts versus Labour investment, no more boom & bust, manifesto pledge, err….. oh, milk and 1 sugar please Beard.

  14. 16
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Was waiting for some “cast eyorn” jibes but coming so late after it was hot news it all fell very flat indeed.

    • 33
      rocknrolla says:

      why oh why does mcmental pronounce iron a eye-ron

      another waste of 30 mins of my life – at least i now know that thanks to labour tractor production is increasing, even if it is increasing at a negative rate and last year none were in fact produced. oh and by the way the tories would have opposed it.

      brown you are a cretin.

      and where does he get off commenting of CMD’s cast eye-ron promise – brown also made one in his manifesto and he broke it. brown you are a liar and will soon be out of office (but not soon enough)

      • 207
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        No, he is a Tosser.

        • 250
          West Country Woman says:

          Well,well my husband has returned home just now from his normally very Tory golf club to say that they are all sympathetic to Brown over the Janes’ row. How strange is that?

  15. 17
    Oxford Dick shunry says:

    As usual, not one question answered, adequately or otherwise.
    Then the Moron has the unmitigated gall to attempt to blame the Tories for breaking the promise to have a referendum on the Lisbon treaty.

    PMQs are a total waste of time, except that it takes up time that they may otherwise be using to to invent new penalties for new crimes.

    Oh, and apparently the “hard-working families” couldn’t survive without government help and support (this last bit from Questions on Wales).

    • 460

      There is a simple solution. Everyone who votes for Labour at the next election gets to have the current government debt. Everyone else whether its tory or green or BNP gets let off. That way the people that want it and believe in the necessity of government super spending can have it and pay for it , and those that don’t , don’t.

      If you opt out you will naturally have to pay VAT at 17.5% and not be allowed to trade your old car in for £2000 and you won’t be allowed to use HBOS or RBS or Wreck banks.

      Seem fair?

  16. 18
    Sir William Waad says:

    Let the pant-hooting, confident threat display, grunting, barking and baying commence….

  17. 20
    It was not me it was the other three says:

    Off topic but cant help but notice the Liverpooldailypost.co.uk

    • 22
      It was not me it was the other three says:

      Sorry finger trouble but the Liverpooldailypost.co.uk has removed all of the comments and disabled that section on the Peter Kilfoyle MP and his daughters survey

  18. 26
    aswinsterstale says:

    A soldier pays the ultimate price and a Mother has to suffer having a gap that she can never fill.
    In public politicians wax lyrical about the ultimate sacrifice, but behind the screen all they both get is a hastlty scribbled letter, full of errors and completely unresearched.
    I knew when nulabour were elected they would bring it down, but never this low, I read Ben Brogans piece on how labour think these exposures will backfire on the sun, but they wont.
    The treatment of this woman by the prime minister has been truly shocking, and for me will be the low point of this proxy nulabour bucket of piss

    • 39
      Anonymous says:

      More Galloway on what politicians really think of soldiers (yes, he probably feels the same way)

    • 47
      South of the M4 says:

      Ben Brogan’s point was also that we should not feel sympathy for Brown as he ’suffers’ in a way he has made many ’suffer’ before. I have never advocated kicking a man when he is down – but it would seem appropriate now. If I was locked in a room with a gun with two bullets – Brown and a hungry lion – I would shoot Brown, twice to make sure.

      • 54
        Sir William Waad says:

        Shoot him in the leg, once, so that the lion eats him.

        • 61
          David Attenborough says:

          I would use the gun to threaten the lion that if he does not eat Brown,testicle by testicle,sinew by sinew,then I will be forced to shoot the lion.

          Clever animals,these lions – they know a dead man walking when they see one.

        • 69
          Master Baiter says:

          One man went to mow went to mow a meadow.
          One man and his flymo went to mow a meadow, well back garden really.

      • 72
        Question Slyme says:

        The lion would puke at the thought of being in the same room as Gobbin Broon.

        • 128
          Freud's Alter Ego says:

          You are all sick,very sick.I worry that you are spending too much time writing rubbish all day.Get out more and smell the fresh air.

      • 229
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        Knowing our luck the lion is Elsa. Maybe he’ll get licked to death.

    • 374
      Bucket of Pee says:

      I am outraged at being compared to that illiterate scotch Tosser

  19. 29
    RestandBthankful says:

    McDoom mentioned twice about CMD’s cast iron guarantee. Why is it that not one single person on the opposite benches ever mentions the Labour party manifesto promise of a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty? Why do they let Labour away with it?

    • 36
      Kontoller says:

      cos ones is BluLabour the other Red. No Diff.

    • 44
      P1 says:

      It was called the Constitution when Labour promised the referendum, and they calculated that the British people are so stupid that they didn’t notice its name-change to the Lisbon Treaty. Sadly, they seem to have calculated correctly given the mass shoulder-shrugging that now goes on. Brown is truly an appalling example of political sliminess (probabaly learnt some stuff from Mandelson)

      • 135
        Susie says:

        Someone quoted a constitutional lawyer on here the other day who said that the use of the word ‘Treaty’ means it’s very simple to abrogate or ignore, whereas calling it a ‘Constitution’ would make it very difficult to alter the terms… perhaps they’ve been too clever by half.

  20. 32
    Enough is Enough says:

    Sorry to spoil your afternoon tea but;

    “A 16 yr old teenager who kidnapped and raped a five-year-old boy, eight days after avoiding custody for another rape, has been detained for at least three years.”

    So he’s off the streets for precisely 3 years and back on the streets when he is 19 yrs old.

    I am sick and tired of hearing of how this govt’s INjustice system has allowed the violence across our country to increase and then allow these offenders off.It is time we took a stand and demanded penalties that ensured these scum are never allowed out of prison.

    Time after time,week after week we see examples where the offender becomes the victim and the victim is given NO support. Enough is Enough.

    • 146
      Max says:

      Well maybe not precisely three years? Surely they get given eg six years with say a minimum term of three but can whittle that down again by schmoozing the system and showing contriteness (also slyly pointing out that their cell has a waiting list on it etc). Out in 18 months or two years maximum is my guess.

      On the same basis LieBore could bring back the death sentence and the Judge suggests a broken neck as a minimum then a few days later they agree a deal on a dislocated shoulder. Following week your axe murdering twat reappears in your local Sainsbury’s all as normal.

      Say Anything To Get Elected: Liebore, It’s What We Do.

    • 172
      "For the restless, not the true believers, this one's for you.." says:

      Your lucky to even get the bastards in court…

      http://www.helium.com/items/376218-rape-the-most-misunderstood-crime

  21. 34
    alistewart says:

    Robinson, to my astonishment, has just kebabed Bradshaw over the equipment issue in Afganistan with all the precision of a Smithfield butcher.

    • 49
      .243 Win says:

      Toenails may follow the “we hate the Sun” party line but even he knows what the general mood is regarding the overall situation.

      Just have to take a quick look over on ARRSE to see what the people in the firing line think about the gubmint’s “support”.

  22. 35
    The front bench says:

    No answers…………………
    How do we get away with it?

  23. 38
    Master Baiter says:

    Cameo’s hair parting now like the M25 near Heathrow, very very wide.

    Hahahahaha

  24. 43
    E&OE says:

    I would love to read and join in, but since their return from MPs holidays, can’t see any of the chat because of some Javascript error.

    Guido, please look into it…….

    Error: the xajax Javascript file could not be included. Perhaps the URL is incorrect?
    URL: http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c71692/templates/coveritlive/lib/js/xajax.js

  25. 50
    Mr Goatsee says:

    Brown’s arsehole parting now like the Dartford tunnel; Mandleson sitting at the toll booth, charging for admission…

    • 380
      I taugfht Oaten everything thing he knows says:

      Hey goatsee, u still got the video of the japanese bird crapping on her own face?

  26. 58
    Rogues gallery says:

    As PMQ’s progressed,which I watched with my teenage son who had just returned from school (where the head called all 1,145 pupils in to a special Assembly this morning to explain that while it may be fine for the Prime Minister to send illiterate scrawls to grieving mother’s,but they ALL needed to maintain the high standards expected of them),I had to give my son a running commentary on the MP’s asking questions;

    Elliott Morley – he’s accused of alleged mortgage fraud

    The man from Bracknell – he claimed for his allowances at the same time as his wife,who is now saying she will not step down after disgracing parliament

    The list goes on and on.

    What a collection of fetid and repulsive creatures – asking questions that are not questions and Brown stooping to the level of a playground bully.He really does deserve to hve the WRONG eye on the level crossing as the train comes.

    • 140
      Susie says:

      I’d be very grateful to have my boy at a school with a headmaster like that.

      Well done that man.

  27. 74
    It's all Balls says:

    I’ve just changed my next week’s appointment to have root canal work done from Monday to Wednesday – has to be better than watching PMQs.

    Democracy my arse.

  28. 76
    Alistair Darling says:

    I would like to extend a cordial invitation to all posters on this site to attend on this date.

    The government has announced that this year’s pre-Budget report will be delivered on Wednesday 9 December.

    Alistair Darling will make his pre-Budget statement to the House of Commons at 12.30 on the 9th.

    RSVP please

  29. 77

    Kid Cocaine was a flounderin up Cameron Creek without a paddle agin that ornary Gordon Brown dude.
    Spit____________________________________________________ding!

  30. 85
    Breaking News says:

    Dan Hannan uncovered as a Labour astroturfer!

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100016498/gordon-brown-doesnt-deserve-this-criticism/

    Seriously though, it is all getting a bit silly. We have so much so attack Gordon Brown about that I think people are wasting their time on this letter and phonecall business.

    • 91
      Dan Hannan says:

      I’m not normally a fan of Gordon Brown but……..

      • 97
        Oh dear says:

        Wrong there Dan,very wrong.

        Oh dear – and I thought he had such clear judgment – just goes to show.

        • 111
          Master Baiter says:

          Dan Hannan is deranged, thinks he is in an event from Bored of the Rings and that Sussex is in the ‘Shire’.

          He is a befuddled little Englander from the mountains of Peru.

          Karramba!

          • 1800 Cunliffe-Arsely says:

            I’m whistling the theme tune to paddington now.

          • English Liberation Front says:

            As opposed to a befuddled little lefty from the mountains of the moon.

            Slurp! (that’s you licking the window that is)

  31. 86

    David Cameron had better watch his rear.

  32. 95
    Sir William Waad says:

    Book Club:

    “Parliamentary Expense Claims” by Lou Pole
    “The Politician’s Wife” by Eliza Lott
    “Government Statistics” by Hugh Jerrors
    “Opposition Statistics” by Alcock and Bull
    “A Sensible Speech” by Shirley Knott
    “Commitment to Service” by Gladys Friday

  33. 101
    Mandelson is Goebbels says:

    Breaking News;

    Mandelson tipped as “Information Minister”

    Weekly chats with the press etc.

    As they edge closer to the abyss,Labour try every trick in the book.

    Mandelson is Goebbels.

    Welcome to The Stasi State

    • 103
      Cry Havoc! says:

      Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war….

    • 119
      Reichsminister Eduard Baelle says:

      Na und?

    • 120
      .243 Win says:

      Goebbels ? More like Lord Haw-Haw.

      Weekly lobby-style briefings but direct to the faithful. To paraphrase Bill Hicks : “Here’s another 30 minutes of free party-political broadcast. Go back to sleep, Britain”.

      Obviously the Gorgon hasn’t been too successful getting his “Vision” across.

    • 130
      I'll have some of that says:

      INFORMATION COMMISSARIAT PRESS RELEASE no 1

      Lord Mandelson regards the lack of respect shown to politicians of all persuasion on various websites as intolerable. The level of abuse, the attribution of the most cynical of motives to all that we do for the public good, the endless criticism of those of us with unimpeachable characters, have become a threat to the democratic process and the fabric of our vibrant multicultural EU sub region.

      Consequently all blogs will require a licence, issued by myself. Anybody wishing to post on a blog will be required to hold a “Blue” ID card as a bare minimum (Silver, Gold, Platinum and Access all Areas are strictly invitation only)

    • 158
      Max says:

      His entire bloated vanity-driven “department” do not respond to emails or online enquiries.

      Instead of information minister I foresee Mandlebum after 2010 stripped of all titles and barely covering the supervisor role in charge of some god forsaken regional call centre dealing in “returns”.

      And I don’t mean electoral ones.

  34. 115
    Lizzie says:

    Did anyone hear what Brown really said at PMQ’s…..”You like me, you really, really, like me”. Britain loves their Labour government that is what Brown really said today in the HOC. I nearly split my sides laughing. Cameron, bless his heart, has been really moved today, this was Armistice Day, and I think Cameron eased back a tad on Brown…..big mistake.
    The General Election can’t come quick enough for me.

    • 123
      Master Baiter says:

      Is that cast iron?

      Poor old Cameo’s launch yesterday was about as well managed as a boot sale on a Welsh mountain on a rainy day in November during a Rugby international.

      What was it about?
      Ah yes, “do nothing”, well something like that, no?

      Hahahaha (redacted so please ignore)

    • 125
      Engineer says:

      Given the way Brown gives full and complete answers to questions he wasn’t asked every time, I don’t think Cameron has to do much more than stand up and highlight a government failing every week – and he’s got plenty to choose from. He stumps Brown every time, hence the answers to a different question.

      The only shock would be Brown actually giving a straight answer to a straight question. Hasn’t happened for months.

  35. 127
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    The fucking Beeb were spinning this morning on behalf of Gorgon McSnot in an outside broadcast from Camp Bastion:

    “Look (said the Beeb reporter), there’s an Apache helicoptor taking off…and there’s another following it into the air. Oh, and there’s a Lynx about to go off on a mission in support of our lads. Why, there are a lot of helicoptors here at Camp Bastion”

    • 136
      Lizzie says:

      They failed to tell you they were American copters.

      • 262
        Helicopter Advisory Unit says:

        Americans don’t have any Lynx helicopters, and British Army does have Apaches in Afghanistan so you are probably wrong on both counts. At least one RAF Chinook has been destroyed this year, no information on any replacements.

        Lynx is small ish and Apache is not a troopcarrying helicopter – the need is for transport helicopters (Chinooks, Merlins, Sea Kings).

        Thank you

        • 317
          El Presidente says:

          The Lynx helicopter is a piece of Anglo-French junk that overheats in Afganistan in the hot climate and can therfore only be flown at night. More wonderful British equipment.

          • NLJD says:

            EP

            Some mistake surely, I thought we couldn’t fight due to a lack of duvets?

            Lynx = British / French shite.

            We did all the work, you should know that as the Frogs didn’t buy any.
            In true Jaguar fashion they brought out their own version / competitor after the original agreement lapsed.

            Gazelle = French lead
            Puma = French lead.

    • 169
      Can you believe this? says:

      There are 9 Chinook Heavy lift Choppers in Afghanistan.

      If anybody out there disagrees either way then please post and confirm how many and when it will actually be increased?

  36. 129
    Lizzie says:

    I don’t know if anyone will agree with me on this, but Miliband looked very “spaced out” today on the front bench. Maybe he is thinking to himself this may be one of my last PMQs, Europe beckons, Europe needs a minister with experience, and if I stay here I will be on the opposite benches next year, no fun! Miliband was there in body today but not in mind. Big announcements soon on the EU top jobs, the 19th November a new EU President will be chosen, will it be Blair….chuckle! probably not he has been treated to the “Jonah Curse”. Miliband has probably asked Gordon to keep it quiet if he supports him ” please Gordon, don’t announce your support for me”. You would think they would want Gordon himself, he is so good at finance and running a country, and he has courage, he even wrote a book on it. EU, Gordon is your man, come and get him now, Britain will be forever in your debt.

  37. 134
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Bruin won’t just go down in history as the man that bust Britain, he’ll be forever known as the man that wrecked the liebour party too.

    Post May 2010, you’ll just have a memberless shell, the likes of Balls, Mandy the unflushable t*rd, “Sorry” Fivebellies, Darling et all all sunning themselves with your loot blaming each other for their incompetence.

  38. 137
    KKC says:

    Another heavyweight performance by Gordon Brown and a complete lack of gravitas from the Tory front bench.

    Cameron bleats like a schoolboy – Labour should only be worried as the Tories have time to change their leader leader before the GE …….. then again naaaahh!

    • 142
      .243 Win says:

      “You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!”

    • 157
      'turfing central says:

      I think you’ve not quite got the idea of this “Astroturfing” lark. You were obviously not paying attention. THE idea is not to actually get “sussed” and to merely give slight suggestions.innuendoes or slight distortions of the truth rather than actually “give the game away” by coming across as living in “a parallel universe” Unless you are trying to allude ironically to Cameron’s remarks to Brown being in the said “parallel universe” ? You should also try not to use such hackneyed phrases as “As a lifelong Tory voter…..”; ” I shall never vote Tory again…” “I am voting UKIP after Camerons reneging on his promise…..” “I usually have no time for Gordon Brown but this latest personal attack on a man who has poor eyesight……” The list is not exhuastive but I’m sure you have got the message.

      P.S.

      Remember to hand in your time sheets tonight. Thanks

      • 159
        KKC says:

        I have voted Tory in the past, but I fail to see any reason to do again

        I did not like Bliar, but Brown is very different, a man of character and integrity

        I believe Brown is vunerable because the weakness of his cabinet, but if he can scrape a win at the GE, he will then have the mandate for real change.

        Like a wounded bear, Brown is best when under presurre

        Brown doesn’t do lightweight

        • 165
          Max says:

          Go vote UKIP, UK’NT.

        • 186
          Lizzie says:

          If Brown is so “great” how come he is the most hated PM Britain has ever had. Shame the wound wasn’t fatal for the bear!

        • 299
          D L George says:

          Earth to KKC, Earth to KKC.

          Come in please, you’re oxygen’s low, you’re losing it big time.

        • 542
          Brown's a Tosser says:

          Brown: Man of Character and Integrity ROFLMAO guess what you are? a tosser as well. FFS get a life and open your eyes.

        • 659
          I'll have some of that says:

          Brown is invulnerable because of the weakness of his cabinet. Miliband did try to stab in the back with a banana but the attempt failed as his wrist was too limp.

    • 252
      Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

      Tories – 42% Liebore – 28%

      Says it all really!!

    • 280
      Inside Job says:

      Agree with that . A change of Tory leader is being talked about at Westminster.

      • 332
        Max says:

        Is that another “UKIP” rumour? Cor blimey Ali you need to get a better grip. I take it you were a “tory waverer” until last week? Nominally as opposed to politically I stress.

  39. 150
    KKC says:

    what’s the deal with the “.243 Win”?

    Is the ammo that came with your Barbie Beaver Hunter set?

  40. 153
    old hag says:

    OT

    Mr. Ishmael – first name Stanislav? – has written with his usual gusto a moving poem for Remembrance Day.

    http://mrishmael.blogspot.com/2009/11/poppies.html

    • 171
      Doc Trough says:

      That’s really very good. I shall link to it if I may when I next visit some naught fearing gentlemen of my acquaintance.

  41. 155
    I FUCKING HATE LABOUR says:

    Brown was like a weeble (egg shaped toy with a weighted base) today at PMQs:

    http://marklipinskisblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/weeble.jpg

    Cameron threw everything he could at Brown today but the Scottish Hoon wouldn’t stay down. The Tory Leader looked like he was trying to land a knockout punch but seemed to tire long before he ran out of questions. Clegg did better, looking at one point like he was going race across the chamber and punch the Scottish Hoon’s lights out.

    • 166
      loony dems says:

      Clegg might as well, it is the only way, he’ll ever get close to power and respect from the public.

      He certainely won’t get it leading the limps

    • 181
      Max says:

      I have on many occasions suggested that Dave gives a half lunge over to the right then left and try and fool McDoom that a fight was breaking out but they refuse my advice. If ever we have a “Tarzan” picking up the mace in anger situation I am completely convinced that the entire ZNL front bench will produce one massive communal shite then burst into tears. This would signal the end. Apart of course from the likes of the Grauniad, BBC and their hordes of emailing ZNL twats who would beg to differ and suggest that such a shower of shite were indeed still worth giving another chance to. Oh yes.

      • 193

        Did you listen to Richard Bacon on 5 live last night? there were lots of people phoning in who weren’t even Labour supporters but agreed this has gone too far. Nick Robinson remarked that Gordon Brown’s eyesight is a lot worse than most people realise. It’s time to show him some sympathy.

        • 206
          Lizzie says:

          It’s time to give Brown the boot!

        • 260
          Max says:

          I would prefer to observe talent, ability, skill, veracity, leadership, honesty, numeracy. Lot’s of things really. I would prefer it if the prime minister of this country was not sunk so low that I am being asked to support him out of sympathy. Jeez.

          • Karate Jim says:

            ‘Was not sunk so low,’ are you writing in English?How dare you correct Gordon Brown if you can’t write yourself.

          • Max says:

            Which school did you go to Jim? It’s good English albeit a tad old fashioned.

            [You may need to look up "tad"]

          • Cast Iron Quisling says:

            English not your forte then, Jim?

          • Jethro says:

            258 Max: errhm, I don’t suppose Karate Jim thought that a Conditional/Subjunctive might have been better? ‘…if… were not sunk so low.’
            No, probably not.

          • Max says:

            Ah-ha. Point taken but by that time I had pulled the trigger. Lessons will be learnt. Or learned. [Delete as necessary]

        • 341
          13eastie says:

          @Fabulous Delusions

          5 Live is the stamping ground of people so stupid they probably need help dialling the number for the phone-in.

          Brown uniquely occupies the roles of mutineer, skipper and loose cannon on deck. Everyone else on board is left to wonder what next he is going to do to scupper things.

          He has been an unmitigated disaster and an on-going liability.

          If 5 Live’s listeners’ late-night, drunken musings are the basis for your sympathy for him, don’t be all that surprised if folk here aren’t rushing to join you…

        • 477
          Fabian Solutions anagram generator says:

          Is a foul nob stain

        • 574
          Moley says:

          You are a liar.

          Gordon Brown told us there was nothing wrong with his eyesight, and we know he is a very truthful person and a wonderful leader.

    • 576
      Anonymous says:

      It doesnt matter.

      Cameron’s thrown the election anyway. They dont want to form the next government.

      If they did, if they were serious, he would have nailed Broon to the floor 18 months ago and had the fucker whimpering for his mammy.

      Ladbrooks’ll give you 13’s on a Labour win. If I were you, I’d be tempted to go and stick a fifty on it.

      Face it – whats going to happen? Loss of triple A, completely fucked economy, W shaped recession, huge spending cuts, unions kicking off everywhere – it’ll be like a repeat of Wilson.

      If the tories get in, under circumstances like that, they’ll last one term and be fucked for the next 15 years. If they throw this one, clear out the eurosceptics and the expenses frauders, and let NL completely fuck everything in sight, you’d be looking at a Labour party the size of the UUP.

  42. 162

    Never again will the British public trust one of David Cameron’s cast-iron guarantees.

    His latest European policy announcement shows he has learned nothing. His bogus plan for ‘opt-outs’ from Europe is a promise that even he knows he can’t keep.

    Instead of fighting to win jobs for Britain, the Conservatives want to spend the next five years in an isolated, obssessive, and pointless debate about European institutions.

    From the French Europe minister who thinks the Conservatives have ‘castrated’ Britain’s influence to the two Tory MEPs who have resigned from the frontbench in protest, it is already clear that David Cameron would spend the next five years in a pointless bust-up over Europe and put at risk Britain’s standing and influence in the world.

    • 170
      loony dems says:

      quack quack quack labour failed on promised referendum, quack quack.

      Oh sorry you where talking?

    • 176
      Doc Trough says:

      Tell it to the message boards of the national ‘press’.

    • 195
      Max says:

      Fook me, Fabian, five years of pointless bust up with Europe is exactly what Dave said he would seek to avoid. And “Britain’s standing and influence in the world” is a non-job soon delegated to some jackass in the EUSSR; that’s what you signed up to. Do keep up with your (some, any) reading. The Fabians were supposed to be intellectuals weren’t they? You are a sad excuse, man, send for reinforcements!

    • 235
      Technomist says:

      No-one trusts any of them, dimwit. Certainly not your lot.

    • 328

      Why can’t you lot understand that Gordon Brown is the finest intellect that ever existed within the British Parliamentary system?

      You, like the other 80% of the British public clearly do not posess the intellectual capacity needed to see our leaders great vision.

      You are nought but peasants.

      So what if I’m paid to be here? you lot are part of the rot and we are part of the solution!

      • 668
        English Heretic says:

        You must be getting paid for this tripe otherwise I fear for your mental state. You should turn yourself in at a mental hospital for your own good and, as our glorious leader says often, because it is the right thing to do.

    • 582
      Moley says:

      I do not usually support Cameron, but I think everyone is being very cruel to him about the cast iron guarantee and I think it’s time to draw a line under it, move on and give the poor man a chance.

      He has to look at Brown every day he is in Parliament and frequently has to take painkillers for it.

  43. 173
    bob a job says:

    Mandelson has put his hat in the ring to become the EU foreign supremo – at least someone has a job lined up

  44. 175

    Why should anyone listen to what the Sun has to say on anything?

    The Sun is owned by the arch-capitalist parasite Murdoch, the man who’s such a patriot that he’s been a patriotic Australian, patriotic Englishman and patriotic American!

    Murdoch and his fellow capitalist exploiters and imperialist reactionary cronies are only concerned with profits and will crush the ordinary people who stand in their way – like the print unions he brutally butchered in the 1980s with the help of his lackey Maggie Thatcher.

    Murdoch owns Fox News, which has become notorious for its espousal of pro-gun, Christian fundamentalist, Islamophobic, homophobic extreism and its hysterical smearing attacks on Barack Obama, who now refuses even to appear on the network.

    Murdoch’s latest disgusting cynical attampt to harm the Prime Minister will backfire. The British people are already starting to tire of the cynical ad hominem attacks by Guido, Murdoch and Cameron – the “Three Stooges”. Now they feel sorry for the PM – expect a bounce in the polls.

    Attacking someone for their failing eyesight, when he was only trying to help, is the lowest of the low.

    • 194
      Lizzie says:

      Do you think it possible we could bounce Brown out of No 10?

    • 213
      Max says:

      McDoom “trying to help”? Hey, not running down the armed forces for the last five years whilst trying to fight two wars would have been a greater help. Writing hoon letters is no help at all. Get a grip.

      Tell us all again what Iraq was all about, anyway.

      • 228

        Liar. Don’t get all holier than thou with me, sunshine. You Right-wingers were right behind the war in Iraq. This is shallow political opportunism. I can see right through your pathetic lies.

        • 244
          Failing Solyushuns says:

          behind the war until the lies were exposed, Knob Jockey

        • 272
          Max says:

          Me? For about five minutes. And then the doubts set in. Sorry, do tell again, what was the reason for invading Iraq? Also I am told by some ZNL dimwits that our being in Afghanistan is to ensure that “we don’t have to wear burqas in Britain”. Is that it? Pathetic lies and political opportunism, er…

    • 236
      Failing Solyushuns says:

      Did I ‘misread’ that or did you just post a steaming pile of lefty kak straight from the “Desk of the Supreme Leader”?

    • 339
      stilyagi_air_corps says:

      Bloody Hell, I’ve just realised something! ‘ Listening’ to Fabby Babe’s boilerplate shot of 1970’s Radio Tirana duckspeak, it’s obvious that he’s actually getting his rocks off on the words themselves, like a drunk poet gibbering nonsense: it’s a bit like a respectable professional anonymously scrawling provocatively offensive filth on a toilet wall, only more genteel in his case. It’s the *act*, not the words or even particularly the meaning which is giving him the sense of transgression and ‘release’ he so obviously wants and needs.

      It’s THERAPY for them, the sad fucks.

      The rest of us, TaT included, are just here for the politics, of course.

    • 421
      Have a nice day! says:

      Feck off you Brownian Apologist!

      Disabled or not, if he isn’t up the job he should be kicked out.

      Funny how he can read the names of the dead on his notes during PMQs. Bad vision? My Arse!

    • 423
      13eastie says:

      @Fabulous Delusions

      Are you really so dense that:

      a) you don’t understand the Sun’s overarching strategy of not being seen to back a loser?

      b) you failed to notice Rupert Murdoch’s fondness for capitalist ideals until the Sun gave up trying to prop up this hopeless Government?

      c) you have forgotten all about that nice, sensible, trustworthy, socialist newspaper proprietor – the one whose generous attitude to socialist causes led him to dodge taxes by moving his business assets to Lichtenstein and who then robbed his own workers of their pensions?

      Labour is a lost cause. The Sun has not caused this, nor could it. It is merely responding to and commercially exploiting the fact.

      Yet suddenly you come over all post hoc ergo propter hoc.

      Don’t expect a bounce.

      Expect two long dips. One in Labour’s poll ratings. Another in FS funding.

      Chin up!

    • 487
      Four-eyed English Genius says:

      It is not MacDooms lack of eyesight so much as his lack of vision that worries everybody!

    • 556
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Funny that The Sun supported the Nulabour experiment in the last three GE’s guess that was OK then by you. Nulabour cherry pick and spin so typical.

    • 590
      Moley says:

      If Brown cannot do his job he should resign.

      When he is done that we can feel empathise with him as a fellow human being.

      Would you feel sorry for an airline pilot with failing sight who stubbornly clung on to his job?

  45. 185
    simon r says:

    I’m going to get some t-shirts made up with -

    “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but …” printed on the front.

    Who wants one ?

    Any suggestions for what to print on the back ?

    • 191
      KKC says:

      “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but …”

      “He really is the best man for the job”

      • 201
        Lizzie says:

        Do you know that song ‘I’m a Nethanderal man, etc etc” You need to get a life KKC, you don’t get out much I suppose, where have you been for twelve long, painful Labour years?

      • 202
        mondeoman says:

        He is getting on with the job…

      • 254
        Boycott the Licence Fee says:

        “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown…. But he’s the best Labour have to offer.”

      • 489
        Four-eyed English Genius says:

        I am no fan of Brown but, in fact, he is a total hoon!

      • 672
        Biffo says:

        Provided that the ‘job’ he’s meant to be getting on with is the complete destruction of the UK financially, socially, morally, culturally & religionwise he’s done a superb job.
        Party Manifesto – restore the link between salaries & pensions
        Fact – fail to do so
        Party Manifesto – referendum on the EU
        Fact – Gordon refuses to hold a referendum & then sneaks off to Brussels & signs the Lisbon Treaty in a darkened room – after all the other traitors.
        Luckily, Karma does exist & look forward to watching Gordoom’s catch up with him……

    • 199
      mondeoman says:

      Put the profits to the fighting fund.

    • 205
      Doc Trough says:

      I’ll cheer like fuck for the bloke that shoots him.

      • 216

        I’ll organise the collection

      • 224

        Your post is an incitement to violence and terrorism.

        Guido, please remove it immediately.

        • 251
          Doc Trough says:

          No it isn’t.

          Are you a girly?

        • 264
          Boycott the Licence Fee says:

          Guido, we have an agent provocateur among us. Kindly remove him!

        • 435
          13eastie says:

          @Fabulous Delusions

          The collective sigh of relief the nation would breath while Brown expired in his own way would hardly be a usual symptom of a people being terrorised. More likely folk’s fears would begin to subside immediately.

          I know you’ve been using a Congolese dictionary to help you understand “democracy”, but does your history textbook also not tell you that there is rather a well-known road named after Oliver Cromwell, who, on balance, got “on with the job” and “did the right thing”?

        • 560
          Brown's a Tosser says:

          Fabian: Your as big a Tosser as Brown IMHO. If you do not like our company f*ck off.

        • 596
          Moley says:

          With the greatest respect, that post is not as great an incitement to violence and terrorism as yours are.

          Your words are like a tutu on a pig. The reality of socialism cannot be disguised however hard you try.

          Compare this country to the way it was when Blair came to power and think about it.

      • 315
        Poppy Jones says:

        You Twisted Nutter.

        • 354
          Doc Trough says:

          Yes. A moment’s madness. He should of course be tried, hanged, drawn and quarterd to reflect the scale of his treachery.

    • 220
      Max says:

      “but then I’m Labour”

      • 320
        Poor Cow says:

        Yes and proud of it.the Tories are a load of lying,self seeking opportunists.

        • 347
          Max says:

          Proud of which bit exactly? You have 400 words and must explicitly refer to the concept of “lying, self-seeking opportunists” in the context of either (a) the invasion of Iraq (b) immigration policy 1997-2009 or (c) any statistic ever quoted by Gordon Brown to Parliament.

          Or maybe have a think about the thing you think you were proud of, maybe in 1926, and compare and contrast with something else. Possibly, er, reality?

    • 671
      Biffo says:

      How about omitting the ‘but’? & then on the back
      ‘Gordon Brown is a traitor’?
      ‘Charge Brown with treason’?
      ‘Gordon Brown – the man who almost singlehandedly destroyed a nation’?

  46. 198

    I always thought that ‘quantitative easing’ meant dumping ones load. Is this not correct?

  47. 203

    Did you listen to Richard Bacon on 5 live last night? There were lots of people phoning in who weren’t even Labour supporters but agreed this has gone too far. Nick Robinson remarked that Gordon Brown’s eyesight is a lot worse than most people realise. Most people agreed it is now time to show him some sympathy.

    Gordon Brown hasn’t lived a privileged life. Unlike Cameron and Osbourne, he is a self-made man. He didn’t go to Eton and Oxbridge. He wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He may not have the public school confidence and charisma of Cast Iron Dave, but he is more in touch with the ordinary people and hard-working families that make this country great.

    Gordon Brown went into public life to serve this country. He has overcome immense personal and political hardship to get where he is today. He works for 18 hours a day because he wants to give everything he has to help the sick, the poor, the weak, the hopeless, the children of our nation.

    The least you could do is show him some respect and gratitude.

    • 209
      • 217
        Master Baiter says:

        As ever not one policy!

      • 218
        Lizzie says:

        Well said there Frank!

      • 219

        I take it from the level of your response that, unlike the PM, you don’t have an IQ of 175.

        • 232

          HA! If Gordon Brown has an IQ of 175 then I’m a banana. A man with an IQ of 175 wouldn’t have walked into the 10% tax rate balls up. Wouldn’t have sold gold at the bottom of the market. Wouldn’t have thought he’d abolished boom and bust when he was simply in a cyclic hump. He’s a fucking idiot, and so are you if you place any trust in him.

          I could rebut your arguments line by line, I have no wish or need to do so. the world knows your ideology and policies are worthless. I might as well spend my time explaining how gravity governs the flight of a ball as explain why your philosophy is bunkum. it simply does, it simply is, you simply are. A clown.

          Now go away and stop wasting electrons.

          • Capitalism has failed. The parasitic capitalistic banking class have caused the current global recession and it’s the Reaganite-Thatcherite laissez faire ideology that’s failed. Along with American imperialism, capitalism has claimed over 100 million lives worldwide and kept Africa and South Asia in poverty.

            Socialism is the future. History is on our side.

          • History is on our side.

            No one else is.

            This childish clinging to a myth of historicism is all you vermin have. Your thousand year reich, the world falling like plums into your lap – hegelian mysticism. Utter garbage. Here’s the truth chum, we will bury you. And the sooner the better.

        • 288
          The Dirty Rat says:

          IQ of 175!!! Not bad for a one eyed cnut who can’t spell or write.

        • 375
          See you next Tuesday says:

          Dear Fabian,

          What nonsense. I was at Uni with Gorgon and can vouch (like many of my contemporaries) that he was and remains a second rate intellect. You probably have not read his doctoral thesis. For my pains I have, and it manages to be trite, uncritical and dogmatic.

          There are intellectuals in NuLab, but GB is not one of them.

          • 13eastie says:

            The Labour Party and Political Change in Scotland 1918-29

            Tuesday, you must be mistaken!

            Gordumb’s own Mein Kampf took him ten years to write!

            Surely it wouldn’t turn out to be a worthless, indulgent pile of subjective crap?

        • 571
          Brown's a Tosser says:

          Fabian: If you believe that 175 or 180 IQ nonsence you to should be sectioned. Brown’s IQ is the size of a Gnats cock. In other words because you probably still do not get it VERY SMALL. GGGEEEZZZZZ

    • 210
      loony dems says:

      BBC five live?

      lol………

      funny stuff.

      • 223
        loony dems says:

        If he wanted to help people he woudln’t of voted for two wars and fucked the economy up in the WORSE recession the UK has ever seen apparently according to the media.

        • 230

          Liar. Don’t get all holier than thou with me, sunshine. You Right-wingers were right behind the war in Iraq. This is shallow political opportunism. I can see right through your pathetic lies.

          • I matey argued long and hard again Kosovo, Iraq and Afghanistan, and there’s nothing further right of me except vacuum.

          • Gordon Is A Moron says:

            Protecting Kuwaitis from being nerve gassed by Iraq under a Tory Government and invading a sovereign country Iraq on lies and dodgy evidence under a Labour Government are two different things.

            We can all see through YOUR shallow lies.

          • Australian says:

            Actually, FS, you are the liar. I know of very few “right wingers” as you so pathetically put it who were “right behind the war in iraq”. No one with even an ounce of common sense or knowledge of Middle Eastern history would have touched this ridiculous venture with the proverbial barge-pole.

            I see you are also peddling lies about Mcbust’s allegedly superior IQ elsewhere on this thread.

            Why don’t you just crawl back up your own stinking Fabian backside (from whence your disgusting politics and “economics” emanate)?

          • Brown's a Tosser says:

            WRONG. We were lied to WMD;s 40 minutes etc, etc. False reports and intelligence material falsified and Kelly killed. All perpetrated by NuLabour.

          • neocon fuckwits abound says:

            Bush isn’t right wing is he?

            Nah! he’s a fucking communist

            fuckwits

    • 212
      Lizzie says:

      OK. Brown mustn’t take it out on Britain for his failure to be a success in life.

      • 222

        Er…not a success? He’s the Prime minister – what have you ever done?

        I take it from the level of your response that, unlike the PM, you don’t have an IQ of 175.

        • 226
          Max says:

          Are these his figures? Mmmm…

        • 231
          Lizzie says:

          He is PM because he pushed Blair out, the British public will never vote him in. I am not the PM, it is not about me mate.

        • 243
          loony dems says:

          He has never been voted for prime minister, he had to sneak in through the back door, on the hearsay of a dodgy deal, hardly a success. Anyone can do that without standing on their two feet.

          If my boss died tommorow and I walked into his office and took over without anyone voting over it. It would hardly be a success or democratic.

          Gordon Brown has to live with the fact that John Major who pulled off the same coup actually had the balls to call an election within a year to legitimise his position and walked away with a voting landslide that not even Tony Blair beat.

          • Gordon Is A Moron says:

            OOOOOOH the boss has left, I will just walk into his office and take his job. Never mind getting it by my own credit or hard work.

            I’ll just TAKE IT as he might of mentioned something in the past about me being a good boss one day and bully anyone who doesn’t agree with my mates Ed Balls, Twatson and Damien.

        • 388
          Australian says:

          “I take it from the level of your response that, unlike the PM, you don’t have an IQ of 175.”

          This is a lie, FS, so I suggest you retract it in a hurry. It is not possible accurately to measure an IQ to that kind of specificity at that sort of level. Once beyond 4σ (i.e. approximately 165) the figures become rather meaningless. Then again, I suspect you have no understanding of what 4σ even refers to.

          Unlike you (and unlike McBust), I think you may well find that there are indeed many others who post here and who have an IQ beond the 4σ level. The likes of Master Baiter and the other Fuhrerbunker trolls are of course more in the realms of 4σ below the mean when it comes to IQ.

        • 496
          Four-eyed English Genius says:

          There is a huge difference between having a high I.Q. and being intelligent. Still I expect some-one of your bent would not realise that!

        • 661
          Master Baiter's extra arsehole says:

          175? Isn’t that a 0% rise on David Cameron’s I of 175?

    • 225
      Max says:

      A “self made man”. Fook me couldn’t he find the instructions?

      • 241

        He’s never had an honest job in his bloody life. Where are the glowing references from past colleagues, students, workmates, team-members? WHY do we hear nothing from Gordon’s past?

        If this was the US, the media would bring us all the detail – curious no questions are asked about Gordon’s effortless rise. How? Why? Who…

        • 295
          Lizzie says:

          Gordon doesn’t have real friends, colleagues, workmates. team members. Gordon is the “man”, he is the “Annointed One”, chosen to lead Britain to greatness. No one dare question Gordon on anything for fear of having their head bashed in with the dreaded “Nokia”.

      • 246
        Lizzie says:

        Made in Taiwan obviously!

    • 276
      Boycott the Licence Fee says:

      No, Brown is a clumsy, accident-prone, barely-literate paranoid oaf who only got to where he is by following the instructions of his globalist overlords. He has no vision, no ability, no standing and no mandate to be where he is. He should just get the hell out of office before he can do any more damage.

    • 286
      MI5 says:

      Gordon Brown has made his career on bullying, smearing anyone he does not like (including any Blairite worth the name) and is the most disgusting and cheap Prime Minister Britian has ever had…Perhaps that is what you mean by “self-made”..The likes of McBride should never have been anywhere even near a Zabulabour conference let alone the PM of the UK…They represent an eternal disgrace to British politics…and Mc Smear is not the only one near Brown who uses these tactics…Look at McMandelscum for 30 seconds !

      He deserves no sympathy…the problem of his “eyesight” is sordid spin to try and cover up his mulpiple turpitudes…as a co-conspirator has already said..If he can’t see he should not be Prime Minister (which he should never have been…full stop)

      He should have resigned long ago…

    • 301
      notty ash says:

      Richard Bacon is a ZaNuLab fag hag you cretin.

      • 662
        Master Baiter's extra arsehole says:

        I certainly listen to Richard Bacon and wonder if the fairy dust that went up his hooter while he was on Blue Peter didn’t reduce his IQ to Brown’s level of 1.75

    • 305
      Max says:

      Since there is a clamour to hear of McDoom’s “non privileged” early years here is a summary:

      Father, a Church of Scotland minister; mother, daughter of a timber merchant.

      Brought up in a manse in Kirkcaldy; faststreamed through primary school to Kirkcaldy High School two years early. Thereafter accepted into University of Edinburgh at age 16.

      First Class Honours MA five years later then another ten years to get his PhD entitled “The Labour Party and Political Change in Scotland 1918-29″. Inbetween four years lecturing politics at Glasgow Tech College; then three years as a journalist for Scottish TV.

      Failed to get elected in 1979 but got elected in 1983. Never done an honest day’s work since (26 years).

      It is clear for all to see that “no privilege” was involved in any of this. “No” cushy middle class background, “no” fast tracked education, “no” narrow focus on a political career. A “self made” man indeed.

      We need more of this type of self made man. One can only imagine the amount of employment such entrepreneurial skills have created for the country.

      [Obviously that figure is now a negative]

      • 327
        In The Know says:

        Gordon Brown DOES HAVE AN IQ OF 175.

        • 343
          Engineer says:

          And the common sense of a gnat.

        • 356
          Max says:

          This is a very complex area and subject to much scientific deliberation. We have a couple of high IQ’s in our family and, trust me, you would not want the UK run by me. Worse still if it was run by my youngest lad. Are we reduced to comparing IQ’s as the requirement for being PM? Maybe a new quotient of IQ plus sympathy rating? In which case we have (your) man and things are fine.

        • 378
          Australian says:

          ITK, I think you have missed the decimal point between the 7 and the 5 (and even a score of 17.5 would be being generous to McBust).

    • 324
      South of the M4 says:

      And the reality is that if he didn’t work for the country at all, we would all be better off. Sod his health, the man is just not capable. Period.

    • 673
      Biffo says:

      Gordon Brown went into politics as a self-serving posturing clown – ‘me, me, me – it’s all about me’. What he knows & practises about ‘public service’ could be written on the palm of his hand – in his usual thick black marker. He suffers from delusions of adequacy & aimed for heights that he hasn’t got either the intelligence or social skills to reach. He is laughed at by other world leaders.

      I’ll show him respect when he earns it – which doesn’t look like anytime soon.

      Show him ratitude? What for? For making Britain a terrorist target by getting us involved in an illegal war in Iraq & supporting an unpopular & corrupt govt (almost as unpopular & corrupt as his own) in Afghanistan? For encouraging our home grown terrorists by giving them & their leaders preferential treatment – and by refusing to return convicted terrorists to their home country? For betraying our troops by refusing to fund them for adequate kit & weapons? For overturning our ancient rights & laws & bringing in secret inquests, getting rid of trial by jury, bringing in ‘bin laws’ so that people can get a criminal record for overfilling their bin? For introducing the concept of ‘thought crime’ & 24/7 surveillance so beloved by Stalin, Hitler, Idi Amin & other crazed dictators? It’ll be a cold day in Hell before I find anything to feel gratitude towards Gordon Brown for.

      • 674
        Biffo says:

        Oops, sorry, s/b ‘Show him gratitude?’ not ‘ratitude’ of course – however perhaps ‘rat’ is a suitable comparison when talking about the decidedly third rate personage that is Gordoom McSnot. Hope any rats reading this are not too offended by the comparison.

  48. 204
    Boycott the Licence Fee says:

    • 584
      A fitting Tribute says:

      Some slimer described the inspiration offered by Peter, Paul and Mary, who took politically pointed songs like “Blowin’ in the Wind”, “Where have all the Flowers Gone”, and “If I Had a Hammer” to the Top 10: it told the crowd: “They said: ‘This belongs to you. This land is your land. If you don’t like what’s going on, get up and say something. Get up and sing. Get up and march.’

    • 592
      The usual collection of meaningful digits says:

      Guido, I’m out of here for keeps. You know why. Best wishes to you and your family.

  49. 213
    Quintus Fabius Maximus says:

    Well done my children.
    We will continue to control, using our tools:
    Lies,
    Deceit
    Intimidation.

    Long live New Labour

  50. 215

    Michael White is a lone voice of reason in this tawdry affair. He highlights the Sun’s pro-Tory bias in this perceptive and moving article:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2009/nov/10/sun-gordon-brown-cynicism-michael-white

    “Why should anyone think Brown callous? After all, he lost a child too. A handwritten letter? That’s how respectable folk are supposed to write such correspondence.”

    “So what it’s now doing is harnessing its traditional pro-squaddie stance to its Brown-bashing campaign.

    Cynical? Exploitative? I think so; you’d expect me to. The Sun could campaign to bring “our boys” home from such dangerous places, but that would be a step too far for a paper wrapped up in the flag.”

    “But cheer up, change is good for the Murdoch empire too. It will not long survive the old boy’s final summons to the great editorial conference in the sky.

    No, not that Sky.”

    • 221

      I thought I told you to fuck off?

      Fabian=Fascist.

      • 249
        Lizzie says:

        Seconded there

        • 417
          thick as thieves says:

          fucking hell!
          at last something we can agree on lizzie.
          and there was me thinking you were just a silly old tart.
          how wrong was I, eh?
          you are not a totally stupid slag after all!
          well done.
          now we’ve sorted that out you wouldn’t stick the fucking kettle on for us would you love?
          two sugars.
          lovely.
          anyone else want a cuppa while lizzie is in the kitchen?
          a sarnie would be nice…

    • 247
      Sir William Waad says:

      Obviously a person who has lost a child is as capable of being callous or considerate as anyone else. It seems callous to wish somebody dead, as Michael White does in the last quotation. More rigorous thinking, please!

    • 248

      In fact, I’ve just checked – I am getting on a bit and can be forgettful – but Fabian Solutions I had told you to fuck off, back at 5.42. Please follow instructions.

      • 284
        Gordon Is A Moron says:

        David Cameron has lost a child but he doesn’t resort to setting up dedicated teams to SMEAR people or rings up upset mothers to attack them down the phone about a letter.

        • 387
          Master Baiter says:

          Surely that is what this balanced, sympathetic and fair saviour of the Universe, Gordon I’m The Dog’s Bollocks Brown should be doing? He should be phoning up women late at night and getting them to make recordings on their friend’s Crackberries. Did you know that the latest Nokia 2020 with 10 megapixel camera and redtooth connection to the Downing Street bunker’s rebuttal unit has no voice recording system so poor Gordon could not make his own recording to show that, actually, the phone call was made by Rory Bremner and anyway Gordon had thrown his dummy, sorry, Nokia 2020 across the room, damaging is new Hewlett Packard colour laser printer in the same action.

          Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • 277
      The madness that is Broons Britain says:

      Yes, yes, yes, we know all that, but how does a Marxist postman get to occupy one of the great offices of state!

      Oh yes I forgot the criminal Jacqui Smith is taking a bit of a back seat at the moment on full pay!

    • 283
      Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

      You do not send someone a letter with crossings out under any circumstances.

      To do so in a letter of condolence is grossly insulting. This has nothing at all to do with his eyesight.

      Even an idiot can see this.

    • 418
      labour hump on my back says:

      fabian
      this bloggs premier league so fuck off your out of your depth on here.

    • 469
      Anonymous says:

      Fabian = paid Nulabour apologist

    • 534
      Susie says:

      Amusing how they are shaking in their shoes in the knowledge that Lettergate is merely the opening salvo of the artillery barrage of material the Sun’s got and is going to use on Labour in the coming months.

    • 591
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Michael White: Says it all really you have now confirmed to all that you should be ignored for the complete loser that you are. MW is a complete troll and certainly not worth reading unless your into Fairy Tales.

  51. 233
    pigs in space says:

    Illegible handwriting can be a symptom of autism.

    ‘A new study — in which Alex participated — shows that high-achieving kids with autism very often have trouble with handwriting.

    It should come as no surprise. Hans Asperger, the first to describe relatively high functioning people with autism, noted that “the pen did not obey” one of his original patients. But research failed to show exactly what was wrong.

    Now Amy J. Bastian, PhD, PT, and colleagues at Baltimore’s Kennedy Krieger Institute, have identified a central clue. Using a test that dissects five separate aspects of handwriting, they showed that normal-intelligence kids with autism can align, size, and space their letters as well as normal kids.

    The problem is that they have great difficulty forming their letters — suggesting that the problem relates to motor control. That’s new, because motor signs are not classically associated with autism.’

    http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20091109/kids-with-autism-need-handwriting-help

    • 242
      Technomist says:

      It can also be a symptom of cannabis

      • 337
        Boycott the Licence Fee says:

        More likely the extrapyramidal symptoms caused by antipsychotic medication or heavy-duty antidepressants. I reckon they got the ’shaking claw’ extremes of it nailed down with betablockers, but the remnants are clearly visible in his shocking handwriting. The man is a terrible mess and must be relieved of command immediately.

    • 253
      caesars wife says:

      or cramp !

    • 265

      What’s wrong with being autistic? Do you know any autistic people?

      You disgusting insensitive Toryboy, you capitalist parasite, you are a typical reactionary dinosaur who opposes the will of the people and who will be swept away by the tide of socialism.

      • 268
        Technomist says:

        And you, I presume, are autistic?

      • 287
        Half eyed Scottish idiot says:

        Did he say there was anything wrong with autistics?

        If Brown is one (which I doubt) I think the public have a right to know.

      • 293
        The madness that is Broons Britain says:

        I am autistic and therfore I memorised every single promise that Blair made before coming to power.

        I now know why he is called Bliar and why the whole sorry buch in power at the moment are fascist socialist sociopaths!

      • 335
        Sir William Waad says:

        I thought Fabians believed in moderation and care, like their hero Quintus Fabius Maximus Verrucosus Cunctator?

      • 359
        Max says:

        Well hello! Never usually get a mentch! [In two senses]

      • 603
        Moley says:

        The tide of socialism is going out, right across Europe.

        Hadn’t you noticed?

    • 278

      Or being sucked off under the table

  52. 245
    caesars wife says:

    CW thought it went well on youth unemployment and is trying to work out ben s answer on crime stats . wheel nearly came off ruin , nick cleggs question was best and ruin failed to answer so is someone on £80 a week going to lose £15 , i would have thought that he should have sorted that one out from the off . Weird answer on gold hoard when he cracked a joke about using it or did he say sell it ??.
    useual accusations and it was hard not to laugh at answers , whole house did a good job of remembering the armed forces losses.

    Andrew neil and Anita were in jovial form , broke rumour of may the 6th 2010, but his remark about PMQs is about to be groundhog day and nick robinsons agreement means the ruin is just going bore us all to death , so six months to get labours vote down to below 15% in election run up .

    milliband standing by now europe job is off ???

  53. 258

    Capitalism has failed. The parasitic capitalistic banking class have caused the current global recession and it’s the Reaganite-Thatcherite laissez faire ideology that’s failed. Along with American imperialism, capitalism has claimed over 100 million lives worldwide and kept Africa and South Asia in poverty.

    Socialism is the future. History is on our side.

    • 270
      Lizzie says:

      Greedy socialists spending too much on their credit cards, and buying houses they couldn’t afford encouraged by Brown and Blair to “go for it”, borrow, spend, have everything you ever wanted on credit. Don’t blame the banks you moron.

    • 274
      Sir William Waad says:

      Ah, historicism. I remember that. Very popular in the 1930s and 1940s.

    • 289
      Stalin says:

      Thanks for the support.

    • 294
      MI5 says:

      Zaoulabour capitalism has failed…

      i.e. generalised corruption and fraud…borrow now and pay later etc…the exact opposite of what Mrs Thathcer DID !

      If you just take one look at the rest of the world where capitalism has produced prosperity no other system could even imagine (such as socialism and the lights going out in East Germany accompanies by the Stasi) and notably the whole of Asia, blind people like you would not make such assinine statements about capitalism ‘failing” !!

    • 305
      Broon to bust says:

      I thought that you were bringing most of Africa over here to help out!

    • 307
      notty ash says:

      Fabian Solutions = Oxymoron

      • 329
        Anonymous says:

        No, just Morons

      • 391
        Gordon Brown says:

        Isn’t oxymoron someone who can’t make gravy?

        • 402
          Gordon Is A Moron says:

          Socialism is the future. History is on our side…..

          Er the original ideals of socialism caused the decline in Africa, they followed it so rigidly that anyone who didn’t fit in to society or was not pulling their equal weight in society got sold off as a slave or was killed.

    • 312
      Anonymous says:

      Wiki’s idea of Socialism:

      “Socialism refers to various theories of economic organization advocating public or direct worker ownership and administration of the means of production and allocation of resources, and a society characterized by equal access to resources for all individuals with a method of compensation based on the amount of labor expended.”

      Since compensation is now essentially fuel, which is a resource, how can you have equal access, AND have it dependent on the amount of labour expended.

      If it is a society characterized by equal access to resources why have all the resources of this government been spent in a narrow range of policies targeted at the rich. Why should Scottish sand dunes become a rich mans play ground. Why should the housing in this area be all out of the range of the average salary. Why should the open moorlands be destroyed for illogical green payouts to the rich.

      If immigration is a resource to prop up this country, why did we not all get assigned one each.

      Times change and the equation changes.

      All I know is Labour IS expended.

    • 467
      Anonymous says:

      Fabian, I think you mean champagne socialism is the future, for the favoured few who talk the talk and screw footsoldier mugs like you into the ground.

  54. 279
    Lord Rogers-Fellowes says:

    I must say, the fuss over the Sun is beginning to annoy me. I mean, who on earth expects a high moral tone and refined intellectual content from a horny handed scandal sheet like that?

    When I was at Eton, most of the catamites used it after a biological exchange and didn’t even bother to read it first.

    I used the Times, since it had somewhat less fugitive ink and softer paper.

    • 298
      Lizzie says:

      I thought that men bought the Sun for the page three girls.

      • 302
        Bob the Builder says:

        Normal men do lizzie…

        Unless we have a satisifier in our which is rare nowadays….

        Too many women worried about being HARPEOPLE> you see ?!

        • 315
          Broon to bust says:

          I think Mandlebum has been lobbying Murdoch on his yacht to bring in naked men in hard hats on page 3 and to keep up the pressure on Gordon.

          He seems to be half way there!

        • 344
          Lizzie says:

          Doesn’t worry me, enjoy yourself mate

    • 300
      Lady Diana Spencer says:

      That is why I never trusted you …brother in law….

      Just another fucking snob who never goes beyond the quality of the paper and the ink for your bum…

      Shame on you…

    • 323
      Sir William Waad says:

      We Wykehamists used to prefer the Hampshire Chronicle. Tabloids are just too small – you need a broadsheet.

  55. 290
    Sybian Solutions says:

    New and reconditioned autoerotic devices for fat nuLab mingers!

    Much cheapness!!

    They’re FAB!!!

    • 501
      Simian Solutions says:

      We can provide new and old-world talent to meet the resourcing requirements of your dynamic think tank or national executive.

      Features include:

      - binocular vision (at extra charge)
      - prehensile tail (selected models)
      - IQ >= 175

  56. 291
    MI5 says:

    O/T but critcal for the future of the UK……

    Where is a Anyone speaking of the INEVITABLE POWER SHORTAGE IN 3-5 years time due to Zanilabour…

    And what solutions is anyone proposing ,???

    • 303
      The Furry Freak Brothers says:

      We’ve perfected the mouse and amphetemine drip exercise wheel linked up to a dynamo.
      That little bugger can power the TV all on his own.

    • 395
      Moley says:

      Have no fear.

      The Government has made an announcement about nuclear powerstations.

      Unfortunately, announcements do not generate electricity, so it won’t help one bit.

      Like all their other announcements, which now we have a new Minister for Mandelspin, will be released in industrial quantities over the next few months.

      • 422
        Engineer says:

        If we could find a way of turning Nulab spin into electricity, we would never be short of power ever again.

      • 481
        Off to anywhere but here if I could. says:

        It’s announced so that’s job done.

        Next Tractor stat please.

        They are 10 years late on this, bunch of wankers – couldn’t run a bunk-up in a brothel.

  57. 296
    notty ash says:

    “Brown defends childcare charges.”

    That means it won’t be long before the weak fucker folds and pulls U turn no.158

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8353866.stm

    • 330
      Sir William Waad says:

      The reason childcare vouchers are tax-free is that civil servants get them It doesn’t pay a bureaucratic government to annoy civil servants.

    • 664
      Two Fat Ladies says:

      Brown folds more dangerously than a McLaren push chair

  58. 334
    Broon to bust says:

    I think the Fabian funding stops at 18.30!

    • 358
      Neil says:

      They’re descended from the Frankfurt School of subversives and destroyers of nations:

      http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/articles/MacDonald-WheatlandII.html

    • 433
      thick as thieves says:

      yeah, fabian wants to get himself an overtime solution sorted out sharpish innit.
      it sums it up nicely though, dunnit?
      fabian solutions turns up here giving it the large one about social justice socialism and all that bollocks yet he will only do it if he is paid.
      if he really believed what he said surely he would return here without payment to express his self claimed cherished beliefs.
      fabian solutions is just a bread head c’unt. an imposter milking the tit of the workers for his own profit and benefit.
      the tories are like that but atleast they don’t pretend to be the workers’ friend.
      but fabian solution claims to represent working people.
      I think the two faced self serving warmongering c’unt should be shot in the back of the head rather than represent workers. he is a total liabilty for the labour movement, a traitor to the working class and I would happily pull the trigger myself and blow the c’unts head off should a hastily covened workers’ court permit me to do so.
      fuck off fabian, workers refuse to be represented by c’unts like you.
      you have been rejected.

  59. 348
    nell says:

    Come on you beanpea’ers and explain to me why Griffen has two pigs in his backyard called Anne and Frank. Does he want to be reminded of the torture of that girl by the Nazis?

    None of you has answered this question yet, so come on and explian to us why Griffen has two pigs called Anne and Frank. Middle england is waiting for your answer.

    • 353
      nell says:

      No answer from the beanpea ‘ers yet. Who don’t you tell us why Griffen has twp pigs called Ann and Frank in his backyard? Middle Englend is waiting for your answer.

      • 361
        Nanziboy Nick and his Comedy Fascists says:

        it’s because they are fascist Nazi wannabee fuckwits nell

        • 364
          larf says:

          The muppets have arrived. All we need now is ‘thick as thieves’ and we’ve got the full set.

          • Mr Slater's Parrot says:

            A-AAAAARK!!! (ping) (tap) TATTATTAT!!! KRIPPLEKRIPPLE! (sniff) (miss)

          • Nice Jewish boy says:

            Nell, I quite like your postings, they are often naive but clearly heart-felt. Here, though, you’ve struck out. Do you really think that a case-hardened politician like Griffin would give two such obvious hostages to fortune? You’be been sold a pup, Nell, typical black ops from some org (Searchlight?) which doesn’t like Nasty Nick.

            Try to be a bit more critical next time.

          • googenheiber says:

            nell has started early on the moonshine tonight. Her chutney must have gone off.

          • Nanziboy Nick and his Comedy Fascists says:

            I think getting so upset over a bunch of fascist wannabe Nazi’s being called what they are fully qualifies you fas a complete twat and not mere muppethood barf.

            These gay skinhead nazi’s are notoriously think skinned

            Why not ask Griffin’s gay lover Martin Webster about the pigs ?

          • one to make larf weep with joy says:

      • 383
        Reichsführer Manglesbum says:

        misrepresentation as usual, there are three of them and it’s:

        Frank Anncense and Myrrh

        • 404
          ????? says:

          whats in a name?

          My dog is called Hercules? does it mean i am insulting the Greek giant by naming a king charles poodle after him?

          I think your getting hysterical over nothing.

          • Nanziboy Nicky and his Comedy Fascists says:

            And Griffin calls his gay lover Martin Webster his little edelweiss

            the master-race at play. sweet isn’t it ?

          • Nanziboy Nicky's Party Conference says:

          • Gordon Brown says:

            I I Ive just got off the phone with Mr Hilter, and he is going to announce another 5 Divisions for the Obama Beachhead, unlike the do nothing Tories, who were wrong on the Non-Aggression Pact and wrong on Operation Sealion!

          • jnp1 says:

            Don’t mention Stalingrad!

  60. 355
    CCTV Camera says:

    Just read in an American papaer calling the cycoltic one the ‘Velcro’ prime minister because everyhting he does seems to attract bad news and sticks apparently

    So McVelcro it is.

  61. 360
    George says:

    Fabian solutions = mass sterilisation of the disabled

    Fabian solutions = the end of democracy

    Fabian solutions = authoritarian rule by a small elite of leftist-fascists

    • 368
      Australian says:

      Quite so, George.

      In another masterpiece of Fabian “democratic” problem solving, I see that DT has just reported that Dr Goebbels (sorry, I mean My Lord MandleScum) has just been officially appointed as Reich Propaganda Minister to add to all his other titles.

      This is now so far beyond a joke, I really don’t know what to say any more.

      • 372
        Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

        You’ll say nothing unless I tell you to, sonny.

        • 394
          Australian says:

          Oh hello, ReichsPropagandaMinister! How’s it going in the InfoBunker? Who’s going to be your Leni Riefenstal when you start filming all those rallies and things for our “education”?

          • Lord Fondlebum of Boy says:

            Oh, hello, you cheeky colonial chappie, you!

            Are you one of those sun-bronzed firm-pecced six-packed Bondai hunks we hear so much about? You really must cum and see me sometime – make a nice change from a Brazillian. Now don’t be too free with the information, will you – you know what chumps these journalists can be. See you soonest, Brucie – mwa, mwa!

          • Albie Spear says:

            I could take yer fuckin’ eye out wi’ this!

            Where do yer want these prefabs puttin’ up then.

        • 475

          Always worth a repeat.
          New labour Nazis.

          Hitler – Brown
          Himmler – Straw
          Goring – Prescott
          Hess – Blair
          Goebbels – Mandelson
          Heydrich – Watson
          Bormann – Balls
          Dietrich – McBride
          Funk -Darling
          Speer – Field
          Jodl – Ainsworth
          Ribbentrop – Milliband
          Muller – Johnson
          Streicher – Draper
          Reitsch – Harman

          New Labour is just about going to outlast the third Reich. Just about.

    • 509
      Four-eyed English Genius says:

      No need to qualify fascist with leftist. They all are!

  62. 369
    • 376
      Doc Trough says:

      Just call me Magda.

    • 385
      streamfisher says:

      Information, Information give me Information! Number 6,… I am not a number I am a free man, AHHH hahhahaha!

    • 399
      Gordon Sack Master Baiter Brown says:

      Questions for Lord Mandlebum:

      Is iridium or osmium the densest metal?
      Why won’t my calculator give an answer to the square root of -1?
      Were Little & Large actually Cannon & Ball?
      Is the Universe made of 3, 4, 7, 11 or more dimensions and is it possible to describe this Universe, or indeed any universe, in a single equation that would be comprehensible to a well educated lay person?
      What the fuck?

      • 416
        x generation says:

        “Were Little & Large actually Cannon & Ball?”

        No. Do I get a point?

      • 492
        simon r says:

        how about ( all hypothetical of course )

        have you ever shagged gordon ?
        did you arrange for a rent boy for gordon one time ?
        is there any truth in the rumours that one of gordon’s ex male lovers has aids and was spirited off to spain ?
        is tony blair secretly gay ?
        was tony arrested in his youth in a public loo for indecency and charged ?
        what is all this about gordon and a rocking horse ?
        what happened to david kelly ?
        did brown really try to get rid of darling ?
        is sarah a beard ?
        did you really call the sun team ‘chumps’ or c****

        and finally

        what are your connections to the russian underworld and is tony involved ?
        what dodgy deals have you done in montenegro ?
        ditto libya re tourism contracts ?

    • 629
      jgm2 says:

      Lord Haw-Haw it is.

  63. 371
    not a tory says:

    socialism…..is that where a.darling steals 5 homes? mandy does an infinite amount of dodgy deals+swans around on billionaires boats? where the ultimate hoon of all,the bliar,makes £millions from talking bollocks?

    where gordon steals from the low paid (10p affair)
    then fiddles his ‘expenses’?
    and where did he get the money to buy his 2 properties?

    i just love socialism-beats the crap out of capitalism every day…..
    and no i am not a tory

  64. 389
    Alan says:

    Here is further confirmation that we are living in a dystopian, authoritarian nightmare, as Mandelson officially morphs onto Josef Goebbals:

    “Lord Mandelson to become Minister of Information
    Lord Mandelson is set to become the Government’s ‘Minister for Information’. ”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6546523/Lord-Mandelson-to-become-Minister-of-Information.html

  65. 398
    Observer says:

    Remember Capt Robert Nairac captured, tortured and killed by the scum who is now in custody.

    Slap on wrist will do under our new forgive and forget policy.

    • 500
      Anonymous says:

      Lest we forget: Terry McCormick, Liam Townson, Gerard Fearon, Thomas Morgan, Daniel O’Rourke, Michael McCoy, Owen Rocks, and Pat Maguire were implicated in the murder. Some went to prison. They are all free http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Nairac

      • 632
        Observer says:

        Capt Nairac was brutually tortured by these evil bastards before being shot. He said not a word. He was awarded the George Cross. I hope Crilly rots in hell since he will serve no time.

  66. 407
    anybody out there says:

    Channel 4 has a news special on about Afghanistan and our troops,very anti war,for a change.

    • 507
      A fly on the bunker wall says:

      Jon Snow and a cast of soundbites.
      It’s what passes as intelligent discussion nowdays.

  67. 436
    norfolknell says:

    Is there any Labour parliamentarian who has a son /daughter fighting in Afghanistan. I think not.
    Has any of them been to Alrewas in Staffordshire to see the memorial to those service personnel who have died since World War 11. Just looking at the names of those who have died and seeing the huge blank stone walls waiting to be filled with the names of those who will die is a sadness which they will never feel or understand.

    • 472
      clementine says:

      I’m not sure but I think the sad fact is that no parliamentarians today have children serving in the armed forces. Traditionally in years gone by, tory and liberal mp’s were often retired armed forces and many of them had children serving in the armed forces .

      I don’t think labour one’s did – because they mostly all began from a troskyite, leninist or communist base

      • 541
        A fly on the bunker wall says:

        Norfolk nell? Clementine?
        Oranges are not the only fruit it would seem.

      • 594
        satsuma says:

        there is a backbench Tory who might have faught in Afghanistan via the Territorials I think, others can maybe clear that up

        However the front benches on both sides hardly seem replete with those willing to put their children on the front lines along with Bliar and the chickenhawks so keen on this war

  68. 438
    KKC says:

    BROWN IS STAYING PUT IN NUMBER 10

    You Tories know in your hearts Brown is nowhere near finished

    The pratronising Tory front bench arrogantly thought they could finish Brown off in their own time, but it looks like they have missed their chance

    Cameron is no match for Brown and the electorate know it

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • 442
      Reichsführer Dark Baron Mandlesbum of Mincing says:

      Ey uup publicly funded overtime!

      • 443
        KKC says:

        remember boys it was Brown who won the Brown V Blair political battle

        Brown has the strength and stamina of an ox, pure scottish beef

        • 447
          rachel says:

          Pure scottish bull more like, you dopey fuck.

        • 455
          googenheiber says:

          “Remember boys it was Brown who won the Brown V Blair political battle…”

          Blair fucked off ‘cos he saw the shitstorm that was coming, and led that thick jock McTwat into an Elephant trap. What a fucking cretin that man is.

          If this was a football score it would be Blair £10 million – Brown £12,000 fiddled cleaning expenses(paid back)

          The man is an absolute fucking shower.

        • 456
          LABOUR PARTY STATEMENT says:

          BROWN IS STRONG AS BEEF JERKY
          HE IS NOT AFRAID TO AUTHORISE TORTURE ON DIRTY ARABS
          HE IS NOT AFRAID TO DROP BOMBS ON AFGHAN WEDDINGS
          HE IS NOT AFRAID TO ATTACH ELECTRODES TO AFGHAN’S TESTICLES
          HE IS NOT AFRAID TO BULLY WOMEN AND TO BEHAVE INAPPROPRIATELY
          HE IS NOT AFRAID TO USE FOUL LANGUAGE AND TO THREATEN PEOPLE
          HE IS NOT AFTRAID TO USE HIS HENCHMEN TO INTIMIDATE PEOPLE
          HE IS NOT AFRAID TO SMEAR, BLACKMAIL AND DISCREDIT OPPONENTS
          BUT HE IS A BIT SHY
          SO TREAT HIM GENTLY PLEASE
          THANK YOU
          VOTE BROWN VOTE LABOUR VOTE WAR
          BE GOOD OR BE A SUSPECT

    • 462
      KKK says:

      We hate browns

    • 463
      Bye Bye Brown says:

      since KFC is clearly a twonk and Labour Party weevil why is he so desperate to spin that Brown is going nowhere ?

      Might Brown be about to fuck off soon due to failing eyesight?

      Stranger things have happened, haven’t they Mr Wilson?

    • 464
      English Liberation Front says:

      Game changer eh?

      ha ha

    • 476
      clementine says:

      Brown is only staying put until 2010 (March to June) . Who knows what date he will call. But he knows that it will be his political death knell.

      He will prevaricate for as long as he can. But time moves inexorably forward and it won’t be long. I shall celebrate his downfall with a chardonnay on ice.

      • 484
        Never say never says:

        There’s always the old invite to the opposition leader to join him in a government of “National unity” in view of the crisis. Don’t rule it out.

        • 505

          “government of National Lunacy”

        • 517
          rick says:

          Or the incoming Tory leader can offer the Labour leader and his family a very lucrative Euro post – I refer you to the delightful Kinnocks – courtesy of John Major.

          • ????? says:

            It turned out to be shrewd move though, Kinnock and his clan soon showed their true colours like all hypocritical lefties do, champagne socialists at the very core.

            They envy the rich only because they want what the rich have without putting any of the hard work in.

          • Hooray for the Bankers! says:

            If only they had put even half the hard work into destroying the economy that Sir Fred Goodwin and his Banking buddies did

            Gordon had a fair stab at it by ignoring their greed and bonus hunting credit default swap madness, but even he just isn’t in their league of staggering incompetence and taxpayer sponging

    • 513
      Four-eyed English Genius says:

      Hash browns are very aptly named!

    • 567
      THX1138 says:

      Which electorate is that?

      Latest polls shows the public think Brown is 3 grades lower than snakeshit.

  69. 448
    Anonymous says:

    You seem to be bringing out the rubbish now.
    I was daft enought to vote Labour last time.
    It WILL NOT be repeated. Bye bye Bruin

  70. 480
    KKC says:

    What is happening now is not important, all that matters is polling day when people choose who they want to lead them

    Cameron may be media friendly but his army door knocking Billy Bunters and Mrs Buckets are not

  71. 483
    clementine says:

    I thought it interesting that Brown, very self importantly, made a statement at PMQ’s that he had had a telephone with BarryO and could state that the USA ‘would announce USA troop increases in Afghanistan within days.’

    It was even more interesting that a spokesman for the President of the USA instantly refuted Brown’s statement saying that a decision on troop deployment was weeks away.

    Why does Brown continually imply he is an insider in American thinking and policy when he is so clearly excluded from their thought processes.

  72. 511
    QWERTY says:

    NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CAMERON INSPIRED SUN BACK FIRE……OH DEAR

    • 514
      A fly on the bunker wall says:

      New Labour,Conservatives and the Sun.
      What a fucking menage a trois.

      • 522
        clementine says:

        Oh sugar – have been moderated!!! Will try again!!

        Where do the libdems and the BEAenPEE fit in here then??

        Tell us about their policies and why we want to vote for them.

        • 527
          Anne and Frank says:

          Is that you,nell?

          • stilyagi_air_corps says:

            Yet again, it’ll be the women who’ll pull us back from the brink of disaster, I reckon. They were tricked into voting for Blair, then blind-dated (no pun intended) with one of the creepiest mysogynists in British political history. Every woman I know loathes both Brown and Mandleson. They also voted in Hitler in 1933, but he had the excuse of a nice moustache…

          • LOL says:

            I wonder why nell’s changed her name to Clementine. Is it because we’ve sussed how thick and boring she is?

          • Deep Thought says:

            Are any of us really who we purport to be?

        • 538
          albacore says:

          Well, you can woffle till the cows come home about the LibDems on here – but you won’t find many takers who can stay awake long enough or won’t opt for hara-kiri as a preferable option.
          You can’t, however, discuss the other party you mentioned except to slag them off. The sword of Damoclean modding hangs over any heretic to this rule.
          I strongly suggest that you visit the party websites concerned.
          One I wouldn’t touch with the yellow/green end of a goose turd.
          Last time I mentioned the other, I got modded.
          So I’m not mentioning it again. This is a purely hypothetical observation and you are strongly advised to seek the opinion your nearest fully-accredited, politically-correct tosspot before acting upon it.

        • 546
          albacore says:

          Sorry, Clementine, mentioning one of those parties fairly on here is strictly VERBOTEN!
          I just submitted a more comprehensive reply but it’s awaiting moderation in the great Fawkesian bonfire in the sky.

          • The long view says:

            Griffin is a dickwad.But,he represents the nearest thing to a kick in the bollocks of parliament that the ordinary,disenfranchised,unrepresented,downtrodden,humiliated,victim of mass organised theft,can aim.
            Or there’s UKIP.The acceptable face of dissent.A one trick pony.
            Until the Nationalist/libertarian/localist factions can sort themselves out and find a common ground,we are stuck between a rock and a hard place.

        • 595
          ????? says:

          Are you a common purpose agent?

        • 599
          SWINE HUNT says:

          Another day same old posts ! you said all those things last night !

    • 521

      Its 5 past 10. you should go home now or you’ll miss your bus.

  73. 536
    clementine says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6539725/MoD-loses-100-computers.html

    The MoD has ‘lost 100 laptops and uncountable memory sticks ‘ in the last year!!

    Is that incompetence or indifference or laziness?!!!!!!

  74. 548
    • 559
      Inspector Cyril Blake says:

      Excellent link, and a picture that tells a thousand words. Remarkably similar to lots of pictures that we saw in the 1980s when Russian fuel convoys were getting cut to ribbons by Johnny Afghan, and the relief force for Jalalabad took a month to go 30 miles (I think i have remembered that correctly but if anyone knows differently, please say) Of course back then, we called them “freedom fighters” but now we have to call them “terrorists” and “extremists” – the names we use may change, but the Afghans don’t. It just isn’t possible to fight a proper war against these people, and the sooner that our misguided leaders realise that, the better off that we will all be. Afghanistan is a graveyard for armies.

      yes we are really “winning” this “war” just as the Russians were “winning” it and just as we used to “win” it back in the days of the 51st Foot & Mouth carrying on up the Khyber. Because “we’re getting on with the job, and it’s the right thing to do” (excuse me I feel rather ill now)

    • 651
      A cushy sideline says:

      I thought for a second that the petrol tankers under attack were going to have “Straw,Harman & Brown Inc – Petroleum Transporters For The Modern Day” etched on the side of them…..

      My memories of Halliburton are still etched in my mind.

  75. 554
    Anonymous says:

    Do not one of you care that Peter Kilfoyle has managed to remove all coments of him on the liverpool post. Are all of you so impressed with your own comments that you miss whats happening under your own noses. A supposed member of parliment has had all critizims of him self removed this is the most awful of crimes

    • 569
      Ted says:

      Daniel Hannan has had all the posts on his Telegraph blog removed tonight too.

      I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that most of them were slagging him off for going soft on Brown.

    • 575
      GH says:

      Like most local ‘newspapers’ ( ie over 150 of them) the one in Liverpool is owned by the same leftie publishers.

      They are just leftie, Labour, multi-culti, PC propaganda sheets for brainwashing the masses.

    • 631
      albacore says:

      Cue Twilight Zone theme once more.
      The spring in Guido’s clockwork modding system looks like it’s finally gone twang! on here, too.

  76. 561
    Percys mater the duke of Northumberland says:

    Please note that Peter Kilfoyle has had all comments about himself and his daughter removed from the liverpool post. This is a bigger story than a PM who had probs spelling. Does Peter Kilfoyle controll the liverpool post and how much is he paying his daughter from public funds to do his work

  77. 573
    • 620

      But watching this dour Prime Minister engaged in his lonely defensive battle to avert the disintegration of Brownland, one has the feeling that his real need is to stop his whole mental universe from collapsing.

      Ouch.

      • 626
        caesars wife says:

        I wonder if his real vocation was for the print business , ceratinly seems to be more than hobby !

  78. 586
    Warden Hodges says:

    when the AAA rating is gone and interest rates are 15%, bread is £10 a loaf, petrol £12 a litre, power is rationed, and the troops are shooting rioting chavs, at least we’ll be able to say “See – told you tha Brown was a C’UNT”

    • 652
      A painless exit says:

      As he takes up a Lecture post at his beloved US University……

      At least Hitler and Goebbels had the grace to commit suicide.

  79. 589
    Corky says:

    This annonymous character speaks with two tongues one minute he is calling labour the next minute the conservatives if I couldn,t decide which camp I was in I,d pack it up as a bad job,but it seems to me he is trying to appeal to an audience for his own gratification what a sad individual.
    Maybe Mr Annoymous you should tell people what side you are really on rather than the ramblings that you get involved in.
    For my part I am firmly on the side of get rid of this treacherous liebour government.
    You sir appear to run with the hare and the hounds and your comments are absolutely meaningless in the context of intelligent debate,maybe sir you would consider getting your brain in gear before you open your mouth.
    Remember sir that you have two ears and one mouth which should lead you to the conclusion that you should listen twice as much as you spout.

  80. 593
    ????? says:

    Griffin and his party are just a pawn in the greater workings, life will continue on with or without them, the more interesting thing is what will happen to the common purpose lot who created ‘nu labour’ and have hijacked the tories to create ‘blu labour’.

    Time waits for no man and these people must be arrogantly deluded to not think a backlash and lynching does not await them one day in the future if they do not fade into history gracefully like all failed ideologies.

  81. 598
    SWINE HUNT says:

    Leave poor Nell Alone She’s just an “old soake”and a bit of a “lush” with an obsession for pork !

  82. 611
    Anonymous says:

    When will you cretins wake up to the fact that Peter Mandelson is the political giant of our age? Do you really think that your imbecilic witterings carry any intellectual worth? The man who strides the globe in an assured,charismatic manner,able to glide effortlessly in any social circle,and yet,with the pragmatism of a problem solver,deigns to concern himself with your mundane existances.Do you really think that he needs your selfish bleatings in order to give himself a purpose? He could devote his energy’s to making his own life fulfilling,but no,he gives up personal aquisition in order to better the lives of his common man,and how do you repay him? By abuse,vilification and cheap,snide remarks.
    You ungrateful,small minded,moronic bastards.

    • 617
      anybody out there says:

      The old saying what goes up must come down even if it is for the third time,lets say Broon is setting up Mandy for a fall or at least take the blame,he took Bliar out so why not Herr Goebbels.

    • 638
      politically un-correct social worker(retired) says:

      he isn’t able to glide effortlessly in any social circle – he doesn’t know the difference between guacamole and mushy peas, for goodness sake

    • 655
      Anonymous says:

      You type well for a Brazilian did you do night classes or asses ?.

    • 666
      Comical Wally says:

      Edict from the desk of the Commisioner for Propaganda (formerly known as Peter Whoops Get Her Ducky Mandleson)

      War is peace
      Freedom is slavery
      It’s quicker by tube

  83. 618
    Fabian Solutions says says:

    Did you listen to Biffa Bacon on 5 live last night? There were lots of people phoning in who wernt sober but agreed this has gone to far. Dick Robinson remarked that Gordon Brown’s judgement is a lot worse than most people realise. Most people agreed it is now time to show him the rubber room

    Gordon Brown hasn’t lived a privileged life. he was never smart enough to make any kind of living on his own wits so he got into politics, he is a self-serving lying deluded fuckwit, He didn’t go to Eton and Oxbridge.he was too fucking thick, He wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. he was born with the hate the jocks have for the English,He may not have the public school confidence and charisma of that lying fucker TONY B LIAR, but he is more in touch with the lazy benefit stealing lazy fucking bastard breeders of yet more bastard breeders than he is with people who work and pay taxes.

    Gordon Brown went into public life to totally fuck up this country. He and the Devil BLIAR have worked 24 hours a day to get the country in the mess it is in today, where He works for 24 hours a day because he wants to fuck up the rest of the world.

    The least you could do is realise what a fucking disaster this one eyed illiterate twat really is, i hope the fucker dies soon.

  84. 621
    Fabian Solutions says says:

    abian Solutions says says:
    November 12, 2009 at 12:20 am
    Did you listen to Biffa Bacon on 5 live last night? There were lots of people phoning in who wernt sober but agreed this has gone to far. Dick Robinson remarked that Gordon Brown’s judgement is a lot worse than most people realise. Most people agreed it is now time to show him the rubber room

    Gordon Brown hasn’t lived a privileged life. he was never smart enough to make any kind of living on his own wits so he got into politics, he is a self-serving lying deluded fuckwit, He didn’t go to Eton and Oxbridge.he was too fucking thick, He wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. he was born with the hate the jocks have for the English,He may not have the public school confidence and charisma of that lying fucker TONY B LIAR, but he is more in touch with the lazy benefit stealing lazy fucking bastard breeders of yet more bastard breeders than he is with people who work and pay taxes.

    Gordon Brown went into public life to totally fuck up this country. He and the Devil BLIAR have worked 24 hours a day to get the country in the mess it is in today, where He works for 24 hours a day because he wants to fuck up the rest of the world.

    The least you could do is realise what a fucking disaster this one eyed illiterate twat really is, i hope the fucker dies soon.

  85. 623
    Susie says:

    Ha ha… I got one over on the BBC HYS. They published this…

    “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but his letter was an insult and his subsequent phone call, pestering a bereaved mother at 10 pm on a Sunday, to save his political skin is unforgivable and has increased my hatred of this despicable bully to new heights.”

    Without the first 5 words it would have got the ‘comment rejected as you broke the House Rules’ for sure.

    • 653
      Brown and out says:

      Good on you – you shall have a front row seat at Brown’s hanging as a reward.

    • 667
      The Galloping Gormet says:

      I once copied out a whole web page worth of shite from the No 10 website and posted it on the BBC with the comment: This is total crap at the end. I don’t think anyone who tried to moderate it ever regained consciousness, even when played Robbie Williams tapes.

  86. 625
    caesars wife says:

    CW thinks always a strange time when you realise how some people come to be traitors and think it clever to trample over unspoken things of value , it is a form of grief in it self . However there is always a justice that awaits those who deliberately go about doing these things , even though they may may be smiling in the tempory feast they feel they deserve .
    Winston would have perhaps a decent brandy and monte cristo , some have there faith , such things are part of understanding the failings of others and lessons for the future , be thankfull at least for that . Winston was 64 when he became PM he had endured the wilderness , the lies of his opponents and the terrible reading of the situation by those who had not understood Hitlers flaws .
    And yet it came to Winston , ideas and thoughts came to him , through despair, rubble and suffering , it came to him , in that regard he had faith and he also many years of experience .

    it is strange to think that we were once such an honurable nation that we became famous for our banking it hardly seems plausable that a man fronting so may lies and deciets could become PM , perhaps he hasnt really and is nothing more than crime syndicate boss I sometimes view Gordon as man being on the wrong side of an event horizon , the gravity of his actions means he cannot escape , we should not follow him into his end .

    Cw says keep the faith , in 5 years time all the ruin will have done will be for nought

  87. 630
    Lizzie says:

    Obama has held his war cabinet. It looks like his peace prize is weighing him down. He is sussing out Karzai and doesn’t like what he is seeing. Watch this space Brown is going to have to do a u-turn on his Afghan stratagy. The yanks are having their “Vietnam” moment, time to bring the troops home for Obama. If the yanks pull out of Afghanistan, Brown will need to re-think, suddenly it won’t be so important to protect the “front” in Afghanistan. Brown doesn’t think for himself he is controlled from the White House and it looks like they are going to do their own thing. Just days ago the US rejected his master bank tax plan. I wonder what Brown thought yesterday when Sarkosy and Merkel were in Paris together for Armistice Day, very chummy, but good to see. The 19th is looming up will Brown’s choice for EU President be chosen, or will Brown be ignored yet again. What will today dawn with for Brown, every day seems to be a bad day for him.

    • 643
      Vietghanistan says:

      they aren’t going to pull out immediately but the mood music from Washington certainly sounds like the 45,000 surge just ain’t gonna happen

      when the US Ambassador in Kabul tells Obama and the Generals that that the troops would be pointless while Karzai’s corrupt Government is in power then it looks like it’s going to be a draw down with perhaps a very temporary smaller surge to ease stop loss while they quietly scale everything right back and get the hell out in a year or so

      Gordon will do as he’s told
      like all recent British PMs

      BTW the Transaction Tax is hardly Brown’s idea.
      It’s been kicking around since the 70’s But it would mean taking on the Financial Sector in the US and UK so has no chance of ever becoming policy. (unless of course the current bubble and lunatic casino gambling of high frequency trading causes another crash)

      More likely is a Bank levy that would be paid into a future bailout fund which would be agreed with the US, UK and G20

      • 654
        Brown and out says:

        Christ – you are right,otherwise he would have put the surge in to operation – this will leave Brown so far up shit creek without his Mandelson that his head will explode.

  88. 635
    Eric. says:

    O/T …. please forgive me.

    Just read about the `performance bonuses` of almost £300 million awarded to civil servants within the MOD in the lifetime of this current shower.

    I’m truly astounded: In my day, it was simply you got paid a salary/wage. If you were crap at your job the bosses simply found a way to edge you out or sack you.

    I thought there were moves to end the `bonus culture?` Obviously not so given the fact the bonuses this year alone amounted to £47 mil!!!

    Sorry to hijack the thread.

    Eric.

    • 648
      THX 1138 says:

      Big fiddle by Government – rather than give a pay-rise, they award bonuses which are taxed but are not pensionable.

      It is the same fiddle that MPs use with expenses.

      Every Civil Servant I know loathes them – better to cull the whole Human Resources industry across the whole civil service by scrapping annual staff reports and associated baggagea and make significant savings.

  89. 637
    Another Labour winter of discontent says:

    Rail commuters face travel chaos

    First Capital Connect (FCC) said it was reducing services on its Thameslink Bedford to Brighton route after Wednesday’s disruption led to chaotic scenes at stations, especially those close to London.

    The amended timetable comes as train drivers on some of the country’s busiest rail routes are to be balloted for strikes in a row over pay, threatening pre-Christmas travel chaos.

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091112/tuk-rail-commuters-face-travel-chaos-6323e80.html

  90. 639
  91. 644
    KKC says:

    .243 Win are you back from your milkround yet?

    Do you Rugger loving Tories still take a bath together on a Saturday afternoon?

    Nothing wrong with it but you may enjoy yourselves more if you came out of the Blue Closet

  92. TR says:

    Labour must be desperate. They’ve wheeled out that two-faced, nasty old bag Sarah Brown who’s showing her saggy tits in Dacre’s Mail.

    Gordon, who prefers young men, must wretch every time he sees her.

  93. Chaz says:

    Griffin’s bunch can’t be that bad if they are so hated by the BBC, Sky, and the rest of the mediaaswell as all those thieving hypocrites in the LibLabCon.

  94. Sticky Fabian Solutions says:

    Sarah does it for me

  95. I FUCKING HATE LABOUR says:

    Just looked at the Daily Mail picture of Tree Trunk Legs Sarah. There’s nothing pert about Gorgon’s wife, those tits are heavily affected by gravity. God, they function like a couple of Stuka dive bombers!

  96. nell says:

    nell’s about.

    But yesterday was Armistice Day so had other things to do. Tyne Cot is beautiful at this time of year.

  97. You are a turkey baster and I claim my seven percent solution.

  98. The above was supposed to attach to Sticky Fabian. Sorry, Nell.

  99. Effrum the ratarded rabbit says:

    Just got back from the crash site of a Halifax bomber in wales,it has the same feel to sit on the mountain where six young men died as i felt at Tyne cot and the Ypres battle lines .







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