November 11th, 2009

Jonah Curse Strikes Coventry

ericssonMobile phone firm Ericsson opened a shiny new building in Coventry earlier this year. They invited Gordon Brown to pay a visit, which he did. Inevitably the curse of Brown has hit the newly opened plant quite hard.  Months later 700 new jobs are to go at the hi-tech plant.  When will business people learn?  The hand of Gordon will curse your business, it will cost you jobs.  If Downing Street calls, run from any offer of a visit.

Jonah_curseIn recent months he has cursed a local Fife firm, a metals plant, a high-tech healthcare research facility, an academy, Manchester United, Sellafield, boxer Ricky Hatton, the U.S. dollar (two years in a row), Southampton docks, Liverpool radio DJ Phil Easton (fatally), Honda and Velux Windows, Tottenham Hotspur team captain Ledley King, Media Wales, Nissan and KPMG was struck by arson following his visitThis is all just this year.

We should never forget who opened Lehman’s London HQ – dooming them by lauding their greatness and telling the now collapsed investment bank “I would like to pay tribute to the contribution you and your company make to the prosperity of Britain.  During its one hundred and fifty year history, Lehman Brothers has always been an innovator, financing new ideas and inventions before many others even began to realise their potential. A century and a half of financial success f****d and cursed globally by Gordon.

His presence is booed by crowds at sporting events with good reason:

When England were knocked out of the 2006 World Cup against PortugalJonah was there. When they lost 2-1 at Wembley against GermanyJonah was there. When Scotland lost to Italy- Jonah was there. When England lost the rugby World Cup finalJonah was there.

Nationally youth unemployment, which Brown says is his priority, is tragically going to reach one million. The accursed hand of the one-eyed son of the manse has doomed our children, when will we be freed from this jinxed Jonah?


347 Comments

  1. 1
    backwoodsman says:

    Luckily, he’s never thought there were any votes in having a days foxhunting.

    • 5
      Mr Ned says:

      If he ever actually admits that he thinks that David Cameron is a nice, decent chap, then the tories really would be fucked!

      • 10
        1800 Cunliffe-Arsely says:

        No chance of that really.
        Dave probably reminds GB too much of Tony Blair.

        • 26
          cut and past and cut and paste says:

          slow news day eh Guido?

          • 1800 Cunliffe-Arsely says:

            Are you bad at getting your comments in the wrong place or just plainly crackers?

          • looking forward to “I’m nearly blind you know” Brown reading out a typed (Times New Roman, size 10) list of the latest war dead at PMQ’s.

          • Lil Olmey says:

            Reading out a list of the war dead ?
            That sort of thing can get you arrested.

          • cut and past and cut and paste says:

            Kiss of Death says:
            November 10, 2009 at 7:29 pm
            ” Ericsson announces 700 job losses in Coventry.”

            “Earlier this year the prime minister Gordon Brown paid a visit.”

            I wouldn’t have bothered pointing out so baldly that this was plastered all over the blog comments last night, but your nutty anal twattery forces me to point out the fucking obvious, Mr C’untwhiff-Arsehole

          • Plenty going on, but when Guido works a meme, he really works it.

          • Meme says:

            Tell me about it

          • Beezley says:

            >when Guido works a meme, he really works it.

            Then you should also have mentioned Jonah’s backing for Blair’s EU presidency :-)

          • : ( says:

            This blog is beginning to resemble a tabloid : (

            The people here generally bay and gnash and little else,

            Intelligent debate is becoming rarer and rarer here, with few comments of moderation breaking through the thick layers of baying shit-for-brains flids.

            I’m out (for now).

        • 43
          Road_Hog says:

          The Guardian and Mandlebum of Boy are having a laugh,

          “Lord Mandelson claimed today that there was a “contract” between the Sun and the Conservative party that could undermine the impartial coverage of the BBC on the general election.”

          Since when has the BBC been impartial as far as politics go?

          http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/nov/11/mandelson-contract-sun-tories

          • genghiz the kahn says:

            Kirsty Wark impartial, Andrew Marr impartial, James Naughty impartial. Impartial must be another EngSoc word.

            Then of course nothing is mentioned about the way in which the BBC had recruited staff via advertisments in only one National paper.

          • Margy says:

            These labour people really are bizarre. When the Sun supported them during three elections they didn’t complain, but now that they have changed sides they are whinging like spoilt school kids.

            They are bad sports and cowards – especially that Mandelbum fool. Can they not see the err of their ways and how ridiculous they appear to the general public?

          • Tired and jaded says:

            Let us not forget Martin Shitsmith, Bum Bradshaw and the ghost of Lance Price, who popped up on the Toady prog this am.

          • barefootcontessa says:

            Lovely to hear Mandelscum seething with jealousy on radio 4 interview this am! Hope the Sun will rise and set all over him!

          • 'The Fucking Welsh' says:

            Lance Price (proven Labour Spin Doctor) said on Toady that majority of ‘Sun Readers’ were sending sympathetic support to the Sun on their website for Gordo!!

            Al-Beeba as usual let him get away with it!!

            Naughtie hadn’t the sense or brains to counter that and say “How do you know that they are Sun readers posting on the blog, it could be any Tom, Dick or Harry or Charlie (Whelan) or even Lance!!

          • PM says:

            Mandelson’s accused The Sun of “crude politicking”. Pot calling the kettle or what.

          • Jim Beam says:

            The B.B.C. is not impartial. It is run by NEWLABIA’S lackeys, feminazis and new man nonces who spout Marxist and Islamic nazi filth.It should be privatised at the first available opportunity and allowed to fail. Can’t wait to see Pantsman and all the other leftie tossers on the dole.

      • 15
        Richard Littlejohn says:

        Have no fear Mr Ned.

        “It is no exaggeration to say that he hates David Cameron with venom, and his body language standing alongside the Tory leader betrayed his glowering contempt. ”

        Only Gordon Brown could turn a tribute into a gross insult

        • 31
          British Voters say Afghan war is bad for UK security says:

          The main justification offered by the Government for keeping troops in Afghanistan is rejected by the majority of British people, a new opinion poll for The Independent shows today. Four out of five of those questioned do not believe that British involvement in the conflict, with its rising toll of casualties, is keeping the streets of Britain safe from terrorist attacks.

          The findings come as senior commanders have begun warning that the next few months will see intensifying military action, and that British forces will be expected to play a full part. There is no question of British troops “retreating to safer areas”, senior Nato officials stressed.

          In direct contradiction of the Government’s position, almost half, or 46 per cent, of those surveyed held that the presence of British forces in the US-led war actually increased the threat of attacks in the country by creating anger and resentment among the Muslim population

          • The Most Counterproductive Foreign Policy Ever Devised says:

            Labour’s War On Terror is truly a War For Terror. Blair was repeatedly advised that attacking Muslims and Muslim countries would have the opposite effect to the one desired – particularly at home, with our rapidly increasing Muslim population. Labour have dumped us in an infinite loop of war, terror and reprisal.

            So like a fairground shooting gallery, when you shoot one pop up head, another one appears somewhere else, we attack Afghanistan so the threat moves to Pakistan. Then we attack Pakistan, and the threat moves to….. etc etc.

          • Anonymous says:

            Hard to believe a party that deliberately floods this country with Muslims for purely ideological purposes, is that much bothered with its security.

            Bring the troops home. They will be needed sure enough on the streets of Britain in the coming years.

          • Max says:

            Bear in mind that ZNL also floods this country with straight old fashioned water for purely ideological purposes ie to suit its housing policy. A policy mainly dependent on, er, flooding the country with migrants (See Barker Review of Housing 2003-4 and Other ZNL Lies).

          • Inspector Cyril Blake says:

            I shouldn’t worry too much about it, I reckon that we’ll be out of there in a year into eighteen months, they’re already handing over districts to “local security” ie scuttling back to base, letting the Afghan police and army stay there smoking opium for a few hours until Johnny Taleban decides he wants Skumbakistan village back. It’s pretty much what happened to the Russians when they realised there was no point staying there as well. It hasn’t quite dawned on our transatlantic cousins yet, but it will soon.

        • 188
          Boycott the Licence Fee says:

          I didn’t see that part of the ceremony. Was Psycholops’ eye swiveling around in its socket when he stood abreast the others?

        • 291
          Merch Glyndwr says:

          Reply to the Xenophobic person who hates the Welsh.I am Welsh and I love Wales.Be kind for once and realise that the human race is wider than any border. ‘Hedd I chdi’ which means peace to you.

      • 113
        Barbour Lass says:

        Firstly,in the 21st Century do you really believe in curse? This is a blog site not a coven.Such things do not exist.Equally possible to find a number of firms visited by Cameron which have closed down or made people redundant.Furthermore is Cameron really a decent ,nice chap? Only time will tell but his murderous fox hunting activity does not bode well for him.

      • 332

        You forgot Everton!

      • 341
        Jock MacScrottum says:

        Sun fux tory twats!!!

    • 6
      Brown plays politics with our troops. says:

      Things haven’t exactly been going well in Afghanistan since Girdon went there in October 2007 in an attempt to upstage the Tory conference.

    • 192
      • 223
        Hang The Bastards says:

        How can that UNELECTED FKIN MINCING KUNT manipulate the British public so much, smirk, and get away with a prime cushy job in the EU.

        For me the EU has no credibility when snakes like this koont are allowed in.

      • 283
        Sukyspook says:

        Have we been spun once again by the bliar/znl camp??

        The ‘dialectic’ comes to mind – problem: Bliar for top job; reaction; Bliar too unpopular for top job; solution: Mandy was in the wings all the time and hated in Britain so good riddance. However, Mandy has last laugh and will be above British Politics and STILL unelected to boot thus, all totally undemocratic. No change there then.

        So Mandleslime WAS brought back merely to ’save’ Brown/the ZNL project till the 2010 GE.

        • 311
          A Logician says:

          This use of ‘dialectic’ is figurative, and parasitic on the original hegelian meaning. It is also strictly inconsistent with the meaning and usage of the term in marxism. In other words, it is a joke – probably propagated by disinformation specialists to foster the delusion that there is an overarching “controlling hand”.

    • 305
      Bob says:

      Good old Jonah Janes

    • 339
      The Ghost of Christmas Past says:

      Its not really a curse, its incompetence in every sphere of endeavour that he suffers from.
      In other words, he hasnt got a fucking clue.

  2. 2
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    This is one thing I am glad Brown supports…..

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/blair-bid-for-eu-presidency-wins-support-from-brown-1811143.html

    Long may the curse of Brown continue

    • 7
      Great Granddad says:

      I wish that he would go to Brussels and praise the EU bureaucracy. Come to think of it, if we could infiltrate the position of his diary secretary we could do a power of good in this world.

    • 45
      filipinomonkey says:

      Agreed Hamish, which to me is evidence he now actually understands his powers, as the evidence mounts up.

      So Mr Brown here is a list of things to support:

      The football teams of Portugal and Germany.
      The Taliban.
      The Sun.
      The manufacturing industry of China.
      Harriet Harmen for PM.
      George Osbourne for anything.
      Those blokes on Xfactor.
      Jordan (the noted author not the country).
      My boss.

      If you could see to the last one in particular I’d be very appreciative…

      • 99
        Mitch says:

        Has he already praised the German football team? One down, 10 to go…..

      • 153
        Ready to go says:

        Last target duly noted – prepare for flash bangs at circa 2pm this afternoon – duck and point to him/her and we shall do the rest.

        Oh,where do we send the invoice?

  3. 3
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Neu Liebore Damage Limitation Machine working at maximum capacity on behalf of their wounded leader.

    • 17
      The Baiters Master says:

      I agree, the Labour spin machine has gone onto it’s highest setting to protect Brown following the “letter fiasco”. The BBC ( did any of you see the One Show last night!!!) are acting as if they have been commanded to produce an “independent” view of the incident and each time they do it attacks the fallen soldiers mother, the Sun and a defence of Brown. The MS Media, especially the BBC are not reliable because you need to read between the lines to see of what they are saying is honest, just like they used to do in the Soviet Union with Pravda.

      • 29
        fucdifino says:

        Not only that. Something odd is happening at the Daily Mail. Derogatory comments on an article about Brown which you would expect to attract loads of green arrows mysteriously have acquired loads of red arrows. The astroturfers have been working very hard indeed.

        • 33
          paranoid nutters says:

          look at those lefty fuckers at the Express then

        • 90
          Doris says:

          I noticed that in the Daily Mail. Again, a case of labour cannot handle the truth so they think that by hijacking message boards they can change the way people think…..very strange phsycology here. They were very busy yesterday controlling the readers’ views on the Mail story about Brown and that letter. It’s a shame these sad b*stards in the bunker have nothing better to do with their time. Tragic really – especially when you think these incompetent low lives have been running this country for 13 years! It’s no wonder the country is on its knees.

          • bergen says:

            Little good is it likely to do him.His only chance is a Glenrothoes type operation nationwide and I think that’s almost impossible.

          • Kraft says:

            Rats scurrying through a sinking ship, trailing blood.

          • Anonymous says:

            The Daily Mail? Is that still going? I thought it was taken over by Andrex.

          • paranoid nutters says:

            you conspiracy lunatics really have gone over the fucking edge
            do you even realise it ?

            it’s the Mail and the Express

            total whack-jobs

          • Sarge says:

            Look on the bright side. They have had to take time off from postal vote fiddling

          • skippy says:

            In the case of the BBC Today programe message board, they did better than hijacking it, managed to close it down altogether.

            Strange the BBC can afford a message board for “an every story of country folk” – The Archers, but not one for a topical current affairs programe. Very strange.

          • Talking of Paranoid Nutters says:

            You should meet Ali Campbell – stilling finding WMDs, stilling begging The Sun to run the splash. He found it all on the internet you know.
            Dossiers and all sorts.

          • Well on TalkSport (the radio station of choice for white van men such as I), the ‘Do You Feel Sorry For Gordon’ vote is running 63% – 37% against the monocular mentalist, so – to coin a phrase, ‘It was the Sun what won it!’.

            Nobody likes or respects the Caledonian Cretin anymore – why doesn’t he just do the decent thing and call the election now?

          • A Logician says:

            Not so strange psychology, Doris, when you uncover the bedrock assumptions of their thinking. Their reality is premised on the logically necessary and unavoidable triumph of the proleteriat over the capitalists. Unfortunately, this “reality” is far from self-evident (indeed, they are so confused that their rescue of the banks in fact constitutes support for the very capitalists they think they working to overthrow). They are therefore obliged to interpret facts about the world as evidence for (or against) their project. Although they try hard to be scientific and objective about this, they actually succumb to a defective philosophy of science (empiricism, and its offshoot behaviourism) which prevents them interpreting the facts properly. One significant defect of that philosophy of science is that it assumes people (and their minds, emotions, desires, hopes, etc) are passive things, the metaphorical blank tablets, onto which knowledge, feelings, and so on are somehow imprinted. Logically therefore – or rather, illogically – they assume that people cannot think for themselves, and only form a particular view on the basis that that point of view somehow forms the strongest impression in their minds at any one time. Thus, they hope to attract people into supporting the nu liebore project by indundating the media with their tacky, offensive, and insulting take on this story.

    • 204
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Similar to last night when Paxo interview Mrs Janes and looked a bloody fool stating the BBC/NuLabour party line. Needed the sick bag she made him look very small – time to go Paxo you to have lost the plot.

  4. 4
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Thanks god he supports the liebour party!

  5. 8
    Gordon-1:17 says:

    Isn’t it true that Jonah had a whale of a time?

  6. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    5live carried an interview on Nicky Campbell’s programme about 10 to 8, with one of the drugs advisers, who said he had found out about his resignation on Al Beeb. However, he had at that point still to meet Postman Pot at The Home Office, and had not made up his mind on resignation. The guy is furious about the treatment.

  7. 11
    Throbber says:

    Don’t forget the greatest manifestation of the curse, he was Chancellor for 11 years.

  8. 12

    You’re not going to be free of him; he will continue as PM.

    I don’t believe that Cameron wants to become Prime Minister. His inability to shoot at open goals when the government is weak, such as Europe or immigration, shows that he has no enthusiasm for the game. I believe that Cameron wants to throw the next election to force the evil snot goblin, or his successor, to take the heat for the financial collapse that is going on rather than have the Conservatives be associated with the pain. As always, he is just another politician putting his own career and party before the country.

    • 32
      Michael says:

      I think it’s called ‘keeping your powder dry’

    • 65
      Bath plugs for the many, not the few says:

      Cameron recognises that a weakened Brown would be too easy to destroy. It’s better for the Conservatives if Brown stays in place until the election (soon, please).

      Also, there’s a risk that Brown will appear so pathetic that people will begin to feel sorry for him. That’s what’s beginning to happen. The support he’s getting in the Daily Mail comments is coming from people who are defending the underdog.

      • 72
        paranoid nutters says:

        fucking lefty Daily Mail readers

      • 79
        Michael says:

        I guess if Cameron went for the jugular, Labour might just produce a leader with some credibility – or they might choose the Harperson.

        • 117
          barefootcontessa says:

          Don’t think Cameron knosws where the jugular is.

        • 152
          Animal says:

          That’s the risk. Harperson would be probably the only one who could actually make Labour even less palatable at the GE. Anyone else would make a Conservative majority far harder.

          There’s no need for Cameron to roll his sleeves up. Our nasty, spiteful, spinless Prime Minister is more than competently destroying any prospect of this current Administration being returned to power. The only worry I have is how much of the mendacious legislation and intrusive Government we have been forced to live under will be dismantled afterwards.

        • 252
          paranoid nutters says:

          any crazy conspiracy will do

          Cameron is shit on purpose

          Right. Of course he is.

          mentalists

          • skippy says:

            “Cameron is shit on purpose”
            Actually yes, I think he is. Remember when he became leader, he said “he would put an end to yah boo politics”, how true that was. As an opposition leader he has proven himself to have all charisma and instincts of a piece of road kill, as he was presented with one open goal after another. Even now, with one of the most discredited, dishonest and rather sinister governments we have seen for many a decade, he still stands a good chance of losing thanks to the possibilty of a split vote handing New Labour a victory.

            He is a broken reed, a lightweight tosser

          • Animal says:

            It’s not about the battle, it’s about the war. CMD and co understand this. With the idiot Brown in charge they have a good chance of a huge majority. With him gone they’ll have to fight a more popular Labour party. So why go for the jugular?

            Play the long game, even if you don’t look as strong as you need to. This PM is wrecking everything quite competently on his own.

  9. 13

    Did you hear the Dark Lord on Toady this morning Guido? His primary response to the question, what lessons have you learned from Spazzgate: “When you look at the overwhelming majority of emails to the BBC which were supportive of the Prime Minister….”

    This astroturfing is clearly part of a wider plot = and I figure we’re going to see a lot more of it. What’s happening now is carousel propaganda too – Mandy then *using* the astroturfed material to feed his narrative.

    BIG cash bonuses to any stooge who rolls over with documentary evidence of the plot – I’m upping my offer to a grand now. Who will join me? C’mon, bribe the fuckers into doing the right thing.

    • 25
      piano wire wholesaler says:

      That is indeed the tactic Mr Fisher, probably brought into effect on the advice of bad ass Ali Cambo. Paint a false picture of support, and then feed it back into the narrative. It has his MO all over it, the mendacious little prick.

      • 106
        P1 says:

        FOI requests needed on this to uncover the plot and the origins of the material. We need to know who is paying the salaries of the drones doing the posting – I think we already know the answer.

        • 114

          Do we? I wouldn’t be surprised if Unite are picking up the bill, rather than the taxpayer, Unite then being reimbursed in some soft fashion.

      • 177
        Max says:

        Bit like all the “I Was A Wavering Tory And Now I am Going To Die For UKIP” boys on here the last few weeks. Cheap dark ops for the Bad One; interns working for free to beef up their CV’s. The resultant shite prepped up to be spouted by the Dark Lord. Never mind, it’ll give them the confidence to get out on the nation’s doorsteps only to quickly find their teeth booted out in a very non-virtual way.

        • 333
          52 Festive Road says:

          No – that was genuine. I am a life long tory who will now vote UKIP in the next election. I’ve spoken to many other tories and many have come to the same conculsion. No point banging on about it now – Dave will reap the consequences of his cowidice next year.

          Also I think the attack on Gordon in the Sun was a little below the belt, but it doesn’t make me feel sorry for Johna.

    • 54
      The IMF are coming says:

      Naughtie and Lance Price on scribblegate:

      GB has overwhelming support in todays papers

      The sun’s website is full of support for hime from sun readers

      Makes me sick to the core

      • 80
        genghiz the kahn says:

        And the support for Brown appears to have a formula.
        1. The mother is betraying her son’s memory.
        2. She is twisted becasue she is grieving.
        3. She went to the paper which LIED ABOUT LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL FANS’ 4. BEHAVIOUR AT HILLSBOROUGH.
        4. The Sun has a track record of LYING.
        5. I don’t normally have time for Gordon Brown, but this was a genuine attempt to comfort a grieving mother.

        Use any 2 of the about, in any order you want. Post it to the Mail, The Evening Standard, Have YER Say, etc under any of the combinations of John, Liverpool, Paul, Newcastle, George, Glasgow, Ringo Stoke etc. etc.

      • 95
        Master Baiter says:

        We trolled most of those comments fools!

        Hahahaha

      • 102
        Anonymous says:

        Make no mistake Brown is as much damaged goods as ever.
        The Sun however have well deserved bloody nose. I hope they rot in hell.

      • 110

        scribblegate

        Spazzgate.

        And the problem is that countering views – esp on the BBC – will face deletion.

    • 124
      Student Jim says:

      This is an illness called paranoia. No plot exists you dopey lot . Perhaps some people see the tactics of the Sun as unpalatable. Do grow up!

      • 136
        Get back to your studies says:

        What tactics exactly?

      • 139
        Anonymous says:

        Yes. They’re called ’socialists’. And they’re crapping their subsidised pants.

      • 141

        Don’t be an arse. It’s blatantly obvious. Message boards do not change political allegiance overnight. A thousand people dont’ wake up one morning and write an email or comment starting “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown but…”. Oh, adn the BBC, and the Guardian, and Lord Mandy dont’ suddenly break the habit of a lifetime and refer to the e-feedback they’re getting as if it were the voice of the people. When do you last recall the BBC doing that to end a news bulletin? I’ll give you a clue – never.

        This is an undeclared propaganda war, intended to seize and pollute the last remaining free media – t’internet. It is critical that it be repulsed.

    • 168
      Inspector Cyril Blake says:

      but it’s so pathetically transparent and much as they spin it out, I don’t think that the British people will forget a bullying incompetent haranguing a bereaved mother about the death of her son. No matter how much Pravda and the apparatchiks “sex” it up. Nobody believes a word this lot say anymore. Mrs Blake, hardly the most politically aware lady in the world, whose interest in current affairs is limited to those in Heat! magazine, just scoffs at McDoom when he’s making an 4rse of himself on the telly, and was most scornful of his conversation with the soldier’s mum.

    • 290
      STOP the union funding of Labour! says:

      Now will somebody do something about union funding of political parties?

  10. 14
    Road_Hog says:

    It’s unbelievable that Ericsson are closing their R&D office, they only moved into this summer, £20 million cost. Well done Jonah.

  11. 16
    piano wire wholesaler says:

    Lets’ not forget, Jonah said we had 50 days to save the planet…….and then what happened? Next visit, a trip to the Thames Barrier.

    • 58
      Sir William Waad says:

      He’s now only got 27 days left to save the Earth. Lady Waad and I have our bunker prepared, in case he is too distracted by his other duty of upsetting war widows to win the fight against the laws of physics.

  12. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    It my duty to wish David Cameron every success at Prime Ministers Question Tome today .

    And I mean that most sincerely

    • 23
      Gordon Brown says:

      I nearly forgot to wish the Conservatives the very best of luck in tomorrow’s by election at Glasgow North East.

      If they finish fourth or better it will be a result for the Old Etonian

      • 28
        the macs, patels etc says:

        Don’t worry Mr Brown, all our postal votes have already been sent.

      • 62
        ONCE A TORY (but not any more) says:

        If the tories ever want to win a seat in Jockland they will need to appoint Jack Straw as Returning officer !

        • 109
          The IMF are coming says:

          There are a few winnable ones, but with boundary changes will be difficult. Expect SNP to wipe the floor.

        • 164
          Jack Straw says:

          “er…. accountancy was never my strong point

          So yes – perfect job for me!”

  13. 20
    james1st says:

    When the fool has been slung out of No 10 lets hope he joins the Taliban, the lib dems and finds some way to join the EU’s Politbureau

    • 108
      Did He Self-Suck?No.He Couldn't Reach,Hence The Mouth-Gape says:

      Maybe next time he visits the troops,there will be a ‘friendly fire’ incident? They’ll burn him while eating Bacon Sarnies they begged from the Yanks.

  14. 21
    james1st says:

    Crazy fukker that he is

  15. 22
    Did He Self-Suck?No.He Couldn't Reach,Hence The Mouth-Gape says:

    HE CURSED VELUX!!!? What about ‘Tilt and Turn?’ How many children will be orphaned through this? He can ‘magic’ Baps into Currant Buns,though.

  16. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    If you who post on here have nothing to do at mid-day today just tune in to PMQ’s and see David Cameron make an absolute arse of himself

    • 34
      dave says:

      Oh yeah, I’m shitting myself.

      • 42
        paranoid nutters says:

        Cast Iron Dave will be deliberatley shit today to make sure Brown doesn’t suddenly quit and say it’s for health reasons
        innit?

    • 35
      A Pensioner says:

      I don’t think CMD could do a better job than McDoom is doing right now.

    • 74
      Master Baiter says:

      I’m back fullfilling my ultimate dream of impersonating my beloved.

      Goebbels for Gordon, that’s me!

      A wank I think.

    • 77
      ONCE A TORY (but not any more) says:

      Cameron Should open his questions with “After the Total Mess the PM made of the letter sent to Mrs Janes .Would The prime minister agree that the new labours adult reading and writing courses at colleges would be to his benefit ?

      • 83
        jb-mp says:

        Cameron won’t touch that letter with a bargepole

        Probably go for the child tax credits, the economy or helicopters
        the usual

    • 97
      Maladroit Labour Chump says:

      You dipshit, Gordon, PMQ is on at 3.00pm today. Keep up, for heavens sake.

  17. 27
    Sukyspook says:

    We must demand legislation be introduced allowing for a vote of ‘no confidence’ in any PM or sitting “government” which must be instituted at the start of the next “government” in May/June 2010. When a chosen consensus is reached – say half a million voters, this will trigger the GE process.

    MP’s would have to work harder and more honestly in order to retain their seats and they would have to work for US because we could remove them if they don’t.

    Failure to do something along these lines, imo, will see us tittle-tattling once again in another 5 or 10 years time but achieving little improvement to ‘the system’ and for our collective futures.

    We can talk all we want and hopefully get Broon removed – however so called “government”, which continues to treat the electorate with utter contempt won’t be brought to task unless WE THE PEEPS do it for ourselves.

    Anything less is storing up similar problems for our children and the future of what might just be salvageable of what was once called ‘Great’ Britain.

    • 49
      ian e says:

      We can demand all we like – but when have MPs ever paid any attention to what mere voters demand?

      The only solution is revolution and in Western ‘democracies’ that doesn’t happen, more’s the pity!

      • 86
        Sukyspook says:

        I know we can demand all we want Ian E – I’ve been saying this myself for several years – and I know that my own MP isn’t working in the interests of local/national people as he is a Europhile and globalist…..this is what we’re really up against. However, I also know that the talking is over – as this article, which I went to immediately after I pressed ’submit’ here, says so passionately:

        “The Fight Of Our Lives: Destroying The Lisbon Treaty”

        “David Cameron, the leader of the British Conservative party, has, quite predictably, reneged on his promise to the British people to allow for a referendum on the illegal and treasonous Lisbon Treaty. This convoluted piece of repressive legislation is designed to place all living and future generations of Europeans in chains for ever and a day.

        Cameron, like Gordon Brown, is a traitor to the people of England, the vast majority of whom want nothing less than total withdrawal from the ……. Soviet European Union. I used to work close to Westminster and am more than familiar with three lampposts in that district tailor-made for the ropes that will hang the war criminal Blair, the liar Brown and the opportunistic coward Cameron.

        The time for talking is over.

        There was never any real debate. Democracy, if we can even conceive of it as having played a meaningful role in our lives, has betrayed the British and American people. It serves only the interests of the ……. …… Lobby and their evil International Banking System. ”

        snip

        http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=11612

        The Internet remains our main weapon – without actually taking-up-arms, a ‘viral’ demand for this legislation via the Net and a submission in writing from all those who post here to their respective MPs couldn’t be ignored by the lamestream media…

        After that – ‘they’ WANT us to openly revolt when they will begin their all-out police state on our streets. ‘They’ have to retain control for ?? at all costs but don’t really want to be ’seen’ doing this – I have no doubt they will do this if they have to.

        We need to reach police, military and lawyers who know that something is rotten in Denmark – Copenhagen in December 2009 ironically – and to realise that those who are enabling this situation will NOT benefit once the agenda is realised but will be discarded as millions of us have been for too many centuries.

        I KNOW the entire system has to be thrown out and a new one introduced that works for the people as opposed to the ‘elite’. However just dying, in the millions, never EVER has and never will change this ongoing and very evil agenda…we may win battles BUT we will never win the ultimate ‘war’ which loves us to SACRIFICE ourselves…

        • 101
          Ken Clarke is pissing himself laughing right now says:

          Look, the eurosceptics are going to keep their mouths shut until the election is safely passed.

          Then after Dave has had to put up taxes and after a year or two of a hugely unpopular war the eurosceptics will strike and do him like Major forcing vote after vote on Europe and other more Thatcherite policies than the ’steady as she goes’ weak tea, safety first, do nothing Parliament Dave has planned

          Leaving Davis and Boris to fight it out for the leadership on true eurosceptic platforms

          • Sukyspook says:

            As I continually drone (sorry) – you can call yourself Eurosceptic all your life but that doesn’t mean you will EVER ‘leave’ the EU – it’s simply NOT in the script/agenda.

          • Michael says:

            I suspect that David might put his ‘leftish’ tendencies on the back burner as he faces clearing up the Brown mess.

          • Mr Ned says:

            You are right Suzie. The only way to defend our sovereignty peacefully at the next election is to vote against ALL the lamestream treasonous parties and encourage everyone we know to do likewise.

          • Sukyspook says:

            This was written about Osa, Omaha, sorry, Obama but it pretty much sums up the entire and dire standard of “politicians” the world over – having said that, this is nothing new as when I see old footage of “politicians” since WW1 I now realise most of them were working for the same corporate/bankster bosses we rarely see:

            “There he stands, Teleprompter Man, looking left and right, reading the words that someone else has written, delivered with the same monotonous droll, and with the fake emotion of a fake man.

            Just another speech, another day on the set, another image and policy to sell. ”

            The trouble with Tony was that HE WAS GOOD AT IT – lying that is.

          • Michael says:

            One thing about Brown, you can’t accuse him of being a good liar – or being good at anything else come to that.

    • 234
      Max says:

      Whatever, whatever but first ZNL needs destroying.

      Any other vindictive bastards out there like me who thinks that means actually locking some of them up for eg war crimes, being traitors, straightforward fraud etc?

      For fooks sake there are 3,700 new laws out there since 1997 so there must be something they can be found guilty of.

      Getting ZNL out in 2010 is just the start for me. Plenty more to do to them afterwards.

    • 248
      Anonymous says:

      You ask for intermediate ways of removing government, Why? We used to have in-built ways.

      We used to vote for mature politicians. They have the odd feature of falling ill and dying. So we get chances to level the balance.

      We used to vote for mature politicians, that had got past their middle aged ideals and dreams, and knew the world, and stood up to the whip on certain principles.

      We used to vote in independents, strong in their area (example big employers) These would vote as to their needs and so would be reflected in the success of the local company.

      We used to have general strikes when the employees of the country had had enough. Once the tax stream dries up they listened.

      We used to have a population that voted. They died to get votes. Now no one cares, because they all know EU runs the laws and their vote makes no difference.

      You reap what you vote for. It is time to educate the people in defensive voting.

      • 297
        Mr Ned says:

        here here!

      • 325
        Sukyspook says:

        Hear here (hedging my bets)

        HOWEVER.

        It’s not just the ‘front’ that’s the problem ie the only semblance we have of democracy – voting for chosen candidates (in the case of ZNL or Tories) – it’s THE SYSTEM behind that’s the REAL problem.

        Brown, Bliar, Major (ask him who’s been paying his bills since he left Downing St too), Thatcher – NONE of these ‘leaders’ ever made a decision or introduced a policy in their entire career – they/we may have thought they did – but they didn’t. They are the tools and vassals of corporate banksters ETC behind the scenes.

        WE NEED LAWYERS, POLICE AND ARMED SERVICES who give a damn about their and their children’s futures to also say NO MORE, this madness stops here.

  18. 30
    Michael says:

    Still, I’ll bet David thinks he’s just the man for the job?

  19. 37
    Bob says:

    I’m assuming he hasn’t been to any games where we’ve actually won?

    just saying, otherwise it’s a little unfair, and less help for my gambling

  20. 41
    Lizzie says:

    It’s what we all keep saying, this “Jonah Curse” is now on the nation as a whole, we are all cursed by Brown, everyday there is a new calamity, and he is sinking our economy into the abyss everyday he is in Downing Street, there needs to be a General Election to rid us of this curse, it is the only cure.

    • 245
      Max says:

      The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

      Ah! Well a-day! What evil looks
      Had I from old and young!
      Instead of the cross, the albatross
      About my neck was hung

      The GE is the start.

    • 265
      stilyagi_air_corps says:

      A ‘leader’ who achieved his place by lies and theft. An unelected dux bellorum. There is a decidedly ‘un-British’ feel to all this, and the gods of this Island obviously do not take kindly to Brown and his party’s acts of desecration. Faustian tyrants (Hitler, Cromwell, etc.) only get 13 years of power before their dream of glory evaporates, by the way.

  21. 48
    Anonymous says:

    He also jinxed the Diversity dancers’ display in Downing Street. And he’s trying hard to jinx Bliar’s attempt to become EU President.

  22. 51
    Sir William Waad says:

    Post Jock, ergo propter Jock.

  23. 57
    Fucking delicious! says:

    Oh, listen to the window-lickers squeel!

    Just because you right-wing nutters scream that Broon/nu labour is doomed, don’t necessarily make it so. Camoron is in grave danger of fucking-up big time. Already the Sun/Mail/any other window-licking rag is on the defensive, and all you twats do is shout ‘it’s not fair’ on here.

    Infighting; it’s what the tory boys do best…

    Fucking delicious!

    • 59
      Michael says:

      NO ONE of any significance on the right is going to upset the apple cart before May – after that who knows?

      • 70
        cut and past and cut and paste says:

        nope
        Brown IS most definitely fucked

        you’re living in a dreamworld if you still don’t understand what all these months of disasterous polling numbwers mean

    • 60
      Sir William Waad says:

      One of these days we will hear a reasoned argument from the boys and girls of the Left and this will demonstrate that they have the capacity for thought, rather than merely repeating the latest official spin.

    • 66
      dr mac says:

      Pissed again I see.

    • 68
      4am June 4th 2010 says:

      And that Tory gain in Jacqui Smith’s old seat in Redditch confirms that Cameron has passed the 323 seats he needs to form a majority government and so it’s over to Tory Party Campaign HQ where I’m told the champagne corks have started popping….

      • 73
        5am says:

        And it goes from bad to worse for Labour. At present the Tories are on 400 seats, the Liberals on 50, the SNP on 25 and Labour are still struggling to break into triple figures. Their ‘core’ vote has collapsed and indeed the Liberals, so far, have polled more aggregate voters than Labour…

        • 78
          6am says:

          Still no official word from the ex-Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, but party activists I have spoken to have expressed their relief that although the Liberals overall have gained more votes than Labour the Labour Party has now cracked the psychologically important barrier of 100 seats… Just waiting on a few stragglers results now tough… the figures for the seats in Northern Ireland should be available from 11 am…

          • 7am says:

            Half an hour ago Gordon Brown was taken by car along with Sarah and his wife and they are now believed to be making the long, lonely journey back up the M1 to Fife. Later today David Cameron will visit the Queen at Buckingham Palace where she will formally invite him to form a government… This is truly a historic defeat for Labour and many are wondering if the resurgence of the Liberals and the disparity in the number of seats the Liberals have gained – only half the number of seats as Labour – while actually polling more votes than Labour will, in time, lead to the Liberals ousting Labour as the party of the left….

          • 8am BBC economic news says:

            Fitch this morning confirmed the UK’s ‘AAA’ credit rating. Their spokesman said ‘Now the UK has got rid of the most disasterously incompetent Western government in living memory we are more confident on the outlook for the UK economy’.

            Meanwhile the FTSE is expected to surge this morning as investors take heart from the fact that the danger the UK’s economy would be completely annihilated by another 5 years of utter Labour government incompetence recedes.

          • 9am BBC news says:

            And finally we’ve been able to speak to one of the survivors of the historic Labour clearout… I spoke to him earlier and this is what he had to say…

            ‘Jack Straw, what message do you think the voters were trying to give you when they reduced your party to 135 seats and your percentage share collapsed to 22%, third to the Liberals?…’

          • Nick Robinson: And there’s David Cameron entering Downing ST now, looking a little worried,a s well he might. Only a 200 seat majority, and with the economic figures this morning already looking bad, this is a very bad day for the Tories indeed.

          • Polly Toynbee, The Guardian 5th June 2010 says:

            After less than a day of Tory government we find that already we have the largest national debt on record, the highest government deficit in recorded history, unemployment over 3 million and still rising. Why-oh-why-oh-why do we keep electing Tory governments? This is how they always starts…

          • Labour apparatchiks for the next 20 year says:

            Don’t forget it was under the Cameron government that national debt hit an all time record. Don’t forget that it was under a Cameron government that the national deficit hit an all-time record. Don’t forget that it was under a Cameron government unemployment hit an all-time record. Don’t forget it was Cameron who put taxes up. Don’t forget it was under Cameron that the lights went out. Don’t forget that it was under Cameron that more days were lost due to strikes than any government since Thatcher. Don’t forget it was a Cameron government that put up interest rates and caused a housing crash….

          • FOOTBALLERS ARE THICK says:

            5th June 11am our position has been clear since this govertnment came to power we the labour party are totally against this illegal war against the Afghan people as we made quite clear yesterday !
            and as for that lisbon treaty we have always said since this tory government came to power trade with europe not governed by it

          • Mr Ned says:

            Dream on..

            The above is very entertaining, but for the tories to get a 200 seat majority, Cameron would have to offer MORE than a “cast iron guarantee” to hold a referendum on membership of the EU, in or out. He will have to make it a legally binding notice of intent!

            THEN, UKIP would be fucked and The tories would win by a massive landslide.

            Without this, there are a hell of a lot of naturally conservative supporting voters who will NOT vote tory, because there is NO POINT in a conservative government under the new post-Lisbon EU!

            Labour have quietly been moving to get the EU to implement labour policy across the EU. The biometric ID cards, the surveillance, the intrusive databases… ALL are becoming EU policy.

            The inconvenient truth is that Cameron will not have the power to do what he needs to do to mend what labour have destroyed. WE MUST take power and sovereignty back from the EU (whilst it is still even possible to do so) to be able to sort out the mess that Brown has left behind.

            If we do not do that, then Cameron will be a complete waste of space and money.

            As we honoured the two minutes silence to remember the sacrifice of over one million British troops to fight to defend our sovereignty, I believe that that sacrifice should be recognised and honoured by our leaders in the form of a referendum, BEFORE everything that they fought and died to protect, is given away.

      • 87
        ONCE A TORY (but not any more) says:

        The BBC : And now as the results of the election reach land slide proportions we leave the elections to give you a second chance to watch the re run of the 1997 only fools and horses christmas special!

        • 119
          ONCE A TORY (but not any more) says:

          9am bbc news Mr straw why is this your worst defeat in the history of your party
          Well its simple We all knew that Brown was an illiterate c*nt who couldn’t read and write
          so we decided to rig the election to give us another 5 years so imagine our amazement when Mandelson put gordon incharge of the count !
          now we know he cant fucking add up either !

        • 130
          It's all Balls says:

          And this will be followed by a 4 hour documentary on the Hamiltons including a debate chaired by James Naughtie and Polly Toynbee.

          Tomorrow we aim to bring you a 12 hour documentary in praise of our ex PM Gordon Brown.

          Your license fee is safe with the impartial BBC

      • 178
        10am June 4th 2010 - And so to work says:

        And me – the bloke without a job – can now get one as economic confidence sky rockets and businesses once again expand and get their order books out.

    • 194
      Inspector Cyril Blake says:

      of course Labour have never in-fought, have they? Didn’t consign themselves to nearly two decades of opposition, did they? And why don’t they do so as much now? why, because all the decent hard-working Labour party members have either left in disgust or been kicked out, leaving just a lot of Nu-Liebore drones and toadies. Labour’s lack of “infighting” these days has nothing to do with discipline but the crushing of dissent and free-thinking – so much for the “broad church” – at least the Tories allow debate and difference of opinion, as is traditional in British society.

      (not an opinion, but an observation; I was a Labour party member for over twenty years, but never again. Nowadays I wouldn’t p*ss on them if they were on fire..)

    • 257
      Max says:

      Fucking Delicious! is back. Fook me this rampant prison sentence cutting is getting beyond a joke. Anyway, welcome home.

  24. 61
    Tony Blair says:

    Thought for the day….

    What does this country have in common with my wifes fanny.

    Labour has ruined both of them.

    ————————————————

    Also, the Tories haven’t got a fucking clue what to do with either of them.

    Good Morning

  25. 63
    Gordon 'skid marked undies, smelling of piss, rank halitosis' Brown says:

    Politics is a dirty business, but somebody has got to do it.

  26. 81
    Horst Koehler says:

    Gordon told me “You vill win ze World Cup next year as you have a very fine goalie. I understand he likes train a lot.”

    • 91
      Anonymous says:

      Listen ,that’s not strictly true.

      What I said was this

      Robert Enke misunderstood when he was told he could buy his train ticket “On-line”.

    • 125

      If it had been that David james the train would have gone between his legs…

    • 131
      ONCE A TORY (but not any more) says:

      Brown must have phoned the German goal keeper yesterday to wish him a great world cup !
      Because last night on sky news it reported that he jumped infront of a train
      but the train went through his legs !( The last line i made up !)

      • 161
        FOOTBALLERS ARE THICK says:

        German goal keeper :Ver ar my goal keeping gloves ? coach :
        you left zem in ze tunnel

  27. 89
    I am coming to get you says:

    aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  28. 93
    Nick says:

    So confident am I in Squeakums’ abilty to fuck over anyone or anything by smiling upon it , I have decided to stick a tenner on Jedward to win , as I concur with Guido in that he can also reflectively ‘knacker in bulk’ by assigning disapproval of an individual. He doen’t like Jedward , ergo Jedward will win.
    Got seven’s on them with Paddypower.

    • 135
      ONCE A TORY (but not any more) says:

      Jedward Just Shows that aliens from outer space can enter britain illegally !

    • 262
      Max says:

      Mmmm. Came through on Saturday against the odds losing some poor bugger a £10,000 bet. I think Cowell thinks the same as you.

  29. 96
    Gordon Brown says:

    Not strictly correct and what I actually said was

    Robert Enke misunderstood when he was told he could buy his train ticket “On-line”.

  30. 111
    purpleline says:

    Do not forget friends today is the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month our thoughts are with all heroes that have fought and still fight for their country, however small however big a contribution the nation needs you.

    Now important house-keeping message Guido, please cut lunch short today, no time for a yakity yak lunch PMQ is at 3pm today.

  31. 112
    barefootcontessa says:

    Yvette pixie machine gun mouth Balls on Newsnight last night terrified the life out of Paxo. Theresa May looks as if she is getting the measure of mega mouth, I almost feel sorry for Ed the Balls if he weren’t so detestable too, fancy having to put up with that in the kitchen, and the bedroom..

  32. 118
    purpleline says:

    ALthough the fuigures are heavily massaged, they are up again, the only c.unt we want sacked is Brown.
    Headline rate is up.But young people unemployment up

    Some Hoon Knight spinning, 5 billion pound investment,where do they get these Hoons from

  33. 128

    Mandelson:

    “If you look at the emails received overwhelmingly by the BBC, Sky News and the Sun itself, they have clearly made up their own mind about the Sun’s mixture of bad taste and crude politicking. They don’t like it and they’ve said so,”

    Fellers, there was a battle this week on the internet, and those fuckers won.

    This is our fucking turf – and they won. What are we going to do about it?

    • 133
      It's all Balls says:

      There must be someone who knows the truth about this – we can’t leave all the news gathering to our blogmeister.

      Anyone with the inside track and who would like to spill the beans?

      • 147
        Mitch says:

        f*cking toenails even SHOWED an email on 10pm news last night syaing “I’m no friend of Brown, but…”

        That bsatard is going too far

      • 160
        BL says:

        Charlie Whelan has been organising this weeks Labour onslaught on the blogs and media.

        He and his team operate under the Goebbals maxims of “the bigger the lie the more likely people are to believe it” and “tell a lie often enough and people will come to accept it as fact.

      • 219
        paranoid nutters says:

        the Labour Party have purchsed millions of tiny japanese robots that sneak into your homes and post Labour supporting messages on the internets while you are asleep

        alternatively, you lot are fucking cuckoo

        people simply don’t always agree with The Sun
        sorry to break it to you crazy kids

        • 232
          aden says:

          Fuck off tat you dreadful creep.

          • paranoid nutters says:

            so you lot are even paranoid about tat too ?

            Tough, I am not he dickhead

            fucking spacebats

        • 241
          It's all Balls says:

          I’m not a nutter but I am paranoid – could that be because of the use of similar or exact facsimiles of the same phrasing?

          Could that be because of the sudden shift in support in time of difficulty?

          Could that be because this Government have used the media as a means of control and power since before they were elected

          Could that be because this Governments main weapon is to shoot any messenger they don’t agree with? or persuade them it would be a good idea to commit suicide?

    • 134
      Sukyspook says:

      I sooo like that FrankFisher – “(the Internet) is our fucking turf”. Priceless.

    • 148
      mondeoman says:

      The next few months are going to be interesting, the number of across a ronage of blogs with similar phrases leads to a question of manipulation of the true feeling of the public. The greta lord jumping on this gives a chill for the forth coming battle.

    • 149
      The IMF are coming says:

      Get yourself signed up to the comments pages and start posting

      • 167
        purpleline says:

        I do not know why, but Purpleline is always banned, Telegraph and times must have my IP address and no matter what I do I can never get on.

        Anyone got any tips how the Purps can get back

        • 281
          Fucking delicious! says:

          Don’t bother, just go back to trainspotting. A much better use of your time…

          Fucking delicious!

          • purpleline says:

            As a fully paid up member of the workers right to spot trains anywhere in the UK, I would like to thank you for your warm advice.

            As we are approaching the time of year where one wishes well and sends greetings to all, I would like to take this opportunity Fucking delicious to say thank you for the use of your wife’s jack and danny. I must say the smell was fucking delicious and when she took it up the aris she really gasped and screamed to blow me off afterwards she said now that is fucking delicious.
            Toodle Pip

          • Fucking delicious! says:

            What a wanker you are; you’re probably a brother-fucker, like Meddlesome…

            Fucking delicious!

        • 294
          Uranus, the Magician. says:

          Use a proxy server!

    • 151
      JH says:

      At least 95% of those emails to the TV and radio, and those thousands of posts all over the blogs and Daily Mail and Sun comments pages came from a small, professional team of full-time Labour apparatchiks who swung into action on Monday morning.

      Brown and his advisors realised that he could get slaughtered over the letter and phone call to Mrs Janes and they pulled out all the stops to swing the media narrative their way.

      This is dishonesty and propagandising on a massive scale and all paid for by us, the taxpayer. Nevertheles, it is a wake up call to the opposition parties, to the non-Labour media, and to all of us desperate to see the back of Labour, as to exactly what we are up against.

      It will only get nastier from here.

      • 172
        Anonymous says:

        Here’s your medicine, now be a good boy and take it

        • 225
          boneo says:

          Of course all those Liebore wankers whacking it out on the internet seem to forget that whoever reads their bollocks still retain there own opinion……ie New Labour are fucked.

      • 296
        Broon Watch says:

        These ‘zanu-managed comments’ are only meaningful when the avalanche of blogs on ‘non mass-media’ are picked up by the ‘mass-media’ ie SKY,Al-beeba etc and reported!

    • 187
      The Sleeper says:

      Frank..your insightful comment remided me of the eloquent words of the lead singer in a currently huge rock band….

      “Regardless of who the powers that be are;the people that you elect..the people that I elect into office..remember you have the fucking power..we are the fucking leaders..don’t let these bastards dictate your life”.

      Those words have a strength that should reverberate throughout this current Government.

      ;-)

    • 230
      Sir William Waad says:

      I suggest that many people genuinely find the Sun disgusting and know that it mostly prints lies.

      • 240
        Boycott the Licence Fee says:

        Waad, they ALL print lies. It’s just that some are more disgusting than others.

      • 256
        Lord Mangledbum of Boy says:

        Yes, but they used to be our lies. Now they’ve turned. They really are chumps, you know.

      • 269
        stop making sense says:

        that’s just crazy talk and you know it Waad

        a batshit insane conspiracy involving many thousands of posters suddenly jumping on every Newspaper blog while forcing their Editors to come out for Brown is far more likely

    • 284
      Peter Handlesmen says:

      I counted the emails in support of Gordon so you can obviously trust the integrity of my judgment, as ever.

  34. 142

    Unemployment has risen by 30,000……………………

    • 211
      We,the unknown unemployed says:

      And how many people like myself don’t sign on and become a statistic – in the hope of getting a job quickly and also because of the incredible red tape re; actually getting £62 per week?

      Probably 500,000?

    • 239
      jgm2 says:

      That figure would ordinarily be swollen massively by the 700,000 or so new ‘graduates’ for whom there are no jobs. Labour however took the tough decision to defer their eleigibility to claim unemployment benefit so that the won’t start to appear on the official stats until March and so won’t be reported until June.

      Record Tory unemployment nailed on.

      Labour – rigging figures to fuck you over since 1997.

      • 246
        Boycott the Licence Fee says:

        Added to which, massive cuts soon after the Election, whereupon we shall see a second phase of spiraling unemployment – whoever gets in. The future is ugly. The future is bleak.

  35. 143
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    Guido was spot on regarding liebores Sun hypocrisy. Every senior figure interviewed during their conf after they were ditched said they were irrelevant. But whats this? Mandy the unflushable t*rd is getting his kickers in a right old twist about them today:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8354131.stm

  36. 144
    I hate new Labour says:

    Oh but wait, he’s blind, he can’t see very well.

    We have to forgive all his f-ups because he’s disabled.

    (c) Guardian, BBC, and all other highjacked forums.

    • 313

      No – the c’unts supposed to be Prime Minister. If his disabilities and mental peculiarities preclude him from doing a proper job, he should fuck off back to Fife and let another idiot lead Liebour into defeat.

      As a practising manic depressive and Aspergers sufferer, I know I wouldn’t want me as ‘primus inter pares’. But at least I can spell and wouldn’t harangue a grieving mother…

  37. 150
    Engineer says:

    The Bruin made a whistle-stop tour of my part of the North-West last week, including the Airbus factory at Broughton, where they make wings for – er – Airbuses.

    I therefore fervently hope:

    a) When the wings fall off an Airbus, as they inevitably will now, it’s on the ground.

    b) There’s nobody near it at the time, and

    c) It isn’t carrying a full fuel load.

    Also, according to the local rag, Bruin dropped in to the home of a local deputy mayor for a cup of tea and a chat with community leaders (picture on front page). Let us hope that said mayor has his smoke alarm tested and working, and his house insurance up to date. Come to think of it, it’s been reported that the local rag hasn’t been doing too well of late, either….

    • 157
      Al says:

      By “community leaders” I take it you’re refering to him shoring up Labour’s muslim vote.

      • 173
        Engineer says:

        None shown in picture. Doesn’t mean they weren’t lurking behind the photographer, of course.

  38. 176
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    All these comments about a co-ordinated astroturfing campaign by Labour HQ are interesting. While I wouldn’t put anything past this lot, I do have a pretty high threshold for believing in conspiracy theories.

    So, is there actually any hard evidence of a co-ordinated astroturfing campaign?

    • 209
      Doc Trough says:

      Went to the Mail’s comments page earlier. Hundreds of ‘em. Clicking ‘Top Rated’ or whatever brought up 7 posts. 5 of them had a variation of “I’m no fan of Gordon Brown, but…..” in the first 2 lines.

      • 272
        DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

        Yes, I see what you mean. Still, although it’s suspicious, it’s not quite a smoking gun, is it. I do hope someone at the Mail is keeping track of IP addresses of whoever’s sending the comments and doing the recommendations. Could be some interesting stuff in there.

      • 300
        STOP the union funding of Labour! says:

        From the beginning, this flurry of support for Gobbin Brown didn’t pass the sniff test.

        Somebody somewhere knows the answers – We must find out who is behind this.

        We can sit on the info for a while. First we must accuse Mandy and Whelan of a corrupt campaign, then let them hang themselves with denial after denial.

        Then we must release the evidence and cast the s out of politics forever.

        • 322
          anon says:

          I went through hundreds of those posts clicking whichever opposite arrow as my small, lone protest against the ZanuLiebor Trolls…

    • 210
      Mike Naylor, 65 BBC comments says:

      No.

    • 221
      paranoid nutters says:

      looks like the crazyjuice was drunk deeply of this morning

    • 224
      paranoid nutters says:

      looks like a few too many folks here breakfasted on crazyjuice

    • 226
      Animal says:

      Presently you can only rely on the publicly aired strategic plans. Which are a bloody good pointer but not a lot more.

      Unless the Daily Hatemail sort their lives out and do some serious investigations into the perverse skewing of their comments section then, whether liked or not, it’s guesswork. I would have thought however that the rag – which has long has a deep and paranoid fear of the web – would have been gleeefully piling lots of effort into this potentially disastrous strategic mistake by the Labour party. But then again I can imagine uncovering this will be like lifting a mattress infested with bedbugs – hard to trap the little parasites.

      • 266

        it is not guesswork. It is finely honed intuition. When David Attenborough notes that a gazelle has done a runner, even without seeing the lion on its trail, do we suggest the gazelle just guessed it was in harm’s way? I have spent 15 years agitproping online, I know a phoney when I come across one. I could not tell you exactly how their phrasing, or lack of history, or timing, or the arguments they offer, or the insults they throw etc give them away, but they do. I trust my intuition. Some people have their instinct honed to kicking a ball, or throwing a dart – I drive myself hardest on here. I can smell those bastards.

        You call it guesswork. I know.

        • 342
          Animal says:

          …which means you are a good guesser Frank.

          I’m deeply suspicious as well but without proof? Well, it’s just a guess.

    • 236
      Engineer says:

      Refer to Post 504 by Moley at 6-53pm on yesterday’s Spectator v. New Statesman thread. He has analysed the postings of “Mike Naylor” on the BBC website, and has some interesting conclusions.

      • 288
        DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

        Well, I think we can all agree that Mike_Naylor is deeply unhinged. But even if he is actually 2 or 3 people (and although he is certainly suspiciously prolific, I’m not convinced that one person working flat out couldn’t produce all his posts), that still isn’t evidence of a concerted campaign. It could just be a couple of deranged guys working together in isolation.

        Still, I agree that the circumstantial evidence is mounting…

    • 238
  39. 181
    Broon Watch says:

    To quote Lord Mandleson…”The Taliban are the main enemy of our troops in Afghanistan not the government!”

    Wrong Mandleson..

    …The Taliban are the main enemy of our troops in Afghanistan and the the government come a close second!

    • 214
      Mandelson - Public Enemy No 1 says:

      The main enemy of Great Britain is Peter Mandelson.

      Possibly the most evil man to enter politics – at least Brown is so obviously a fraud – it takes 2 prosecutions to nail Mandelson and he STILL comes back peddling his filthy propaganda.

      The Goebbels of the modern era.

    • 247
      Anonymous says:

      Prick

    • 302
      STOP the union funding of Labour! says:

      The commie infested unions are our enemy.

      They fund the Labour Party to feck-up Britain.

      The troops are at war with Unite and all the other looney killers of our troops.

      Stop union funding NOW!

  40. 199
    Ig Noramus says:

    Breaking News………………..

    Maclaren are to offer all MPs free buggys in a bid to chop off their greedy fingers. Twin version for Balls and Pixie

  41. 207
    And now a massage from the Chancellor says:

    Alistair Darling will deliver his pre-budget report on December 9th (2009 ???).

    It will be the shortest report ever delivered by a Chancellor;

    “We are fucked”

  42. 217

    Someone needs to persuade Brown to convert to Islam immediately.

  43. 218
    Cardinal Richelieu's mole says:

    Given the outstanding record to which Guido refers, HM The Queen must allow Brown to stand in for her when opening Parliament.

  44. 227
    The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP says:

    I’d just like to wish the Republic of Ireland well on Saturday.

    • 233
      • 285
        Fucking delicious! says:

        The kiss of death Guido, the kiss of fucking death…

        Fucking delicious!

        • 303
          STOP the union funding of Labour! says:

          Nice to see you have posted at exactly 11am on the 11th day of the 11th month.

          You trecherous commie bastard FD.

          • Fucking delicious! says:

            Commie? Moi?

            I served in the army when they were needing them, not fucking feeding them; I have no need to observe any civilian wanker’s (that’s you and your fucking ilk btw) remembrance ‘celebrations’.

            Not one of you Col. Blimps has ever faced an angry man, never mind one that was intent on blowing your fucking head off. You are a fucking shit-encrusted tosser who probably stood still in Tesco and thinks he’s done his bit.

            What did YOU do in the (any) war daddy? Fucking wanker of an armchair general…

            Fucking delicious!

  45. 227
    Ig Noramus says:

    Specsavers have just issued a free eye test offer to Gorgon.

    They will take him to the edge of Beachy Head, twirl him round, leaving him facing the sea, and ask him to walk in a straight line.

  46. 229
    St Tony of Teflon says:

    As Jonah plumbs the depths. Tony Blair ascends to sainthood

    http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06UkgvseDT3UL/610x.jpg

  47. 231
    Wayne Rooney Advert (see below) says:

    Please remove me.

  48. 249
    Crazy Fool! says:

    That is just too many bona fide businesses gone tits up for it to be a coincidence.

    Spooky…

  49. 292
    Uranus, the Magician. says:

    The man is a walking, mumbling, nose picking, fingernail chewing, gurning, clusterfuck.
    When you see what a totally incoherent, brain addled, fool he is as Prime Minister, it just makes you realise that as Chancellor of the Exchequer he must have been just as incompetent.
    No wonder we are in the mire – it may have “started in America”, but with some of his famed “prudence” we would have had some cash in the pot to help us ride out this financial shit-storm.

    • 298
      Peter Handlesmenr says:

      It started in Northern Rock whilst the FSA were asleep at the switch.

    • 306
      Sir Trev Skint MP says:

      It started the day Jonah acceded to the throne of Brittain.

      I seem to remember there were great floods!

    • 328
      Sukyspook says:

      Anyone with an ounce of common sense and decency should have recognised that buidling societies turning into banks was the beginning of the end of what was a fairer, but far from perfect system.

      The warning signs were also there with all the bank mergers/takeovers in recent years.

      If we can’t arrest this awful agenda for an electronic global currency and global government we’ll all be customers of a one and only choice – ‘bank of the world’.

    • 338
      mungle says:

      As chancellor he was able to keep his head down and leave Tone to make an ever so sincere, lip quivering announcement whenever the natives got restless about anything.

  50. 320
    Davy says:

    My family connection with GEC (now Ericson)goes back to 1896. Since the departure of Arnold Weinstock the Company has suffered at the hands of many destructive influences.(George Simpson et al)
    This Company has gone from a cash rich organisation to a basket case in just a few years. Jonah’s influence is the final straw for them, my ancestors will be rotating in their graves!

  51. 321
    anon says:

    The McB’stard was up here in North Wales last week with that smirking yes-man NuLiebor apologist of a local MP (currently making a fist of being Minister of Hotels for Offenders, which are probably, on balance, only slightly less comfy than his own gaff) praising our local big employer, Airbus, where they make the huge wings for the Airbus planes… look out for planes dropping from the skies!!!!!

  52. 324
    Ethan says:

    One more for McRuins list of death. Lloyds bank was profitable until he persuaded them to take over RBS. Since then it’s been utter disaster and now Lloyds has sucked down several billions of taxpayer funny money.

    BTW- I read that Zimbabwe has recently decided that printing money to get it’s economy out of the poo is the wrong thing to do. So even Zimbabwe has a better economic policy than we do.

    McClown – Snot gobbling little fat fecker!

  53. 337
    mungle says:

    I wonder if he will start asking firms/football clubs/sports stars, for funds for New Labour coffers in return for a promise not to visit or even refer to them in any way?

  54. 346
    Minkiller says:

    Youth Unemployment is his priority, ie. making as many youths as possible – unemployed

  55. 347

    [...] Labour, and Gordon Brown in particular (referred to on the site as ‘the Prime Mentalist’), are loathed with some passion.  His biggest coup and one that dramatically raised the profile of the Guido [...]







Sarah Palin said…

“A year later, I gotta ask the supporters of all that, ‘How’s that hopey, changey thing working out for ya?’ “



-Gilts (Mar)
As of 28 Jan 2010 +5.8%

Realtime Portfolio Record


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives









RSS


AddThis Feed Button
Archive



Labels Guido Reads