Nadine v HM Government
While Nadine Dorries has settled her claim for libel against Damian McBride (with Damian having to pay legal costs including for Guido’s time spent serving him with the papers) she has not yet settled her claims against HM Government.
She has until April to commence proceedings, just in time for the whole Smeargate saga to be replayed during the general election campaign. Sources not a million miles away from the Treasury Solicitor are concerned that while they can argue McBride acted outside the scope of his role, ultimately whether HMG is liable or not will be decided by a jury. Juries in libel claims can be unpredictable, given the public revulsion with Smeargate and the general unpopularity of McBride’s former boss, Gordon Brown, you can see why the Treasury Solictors might be worried.
The witness box would likely hear evidence from Gordon plus former and current Downing Street co-workers; Liam Byrne, Tom Watson, Sir Gus O’Donnell as well as Damian himself. Can you imagine the Prime Mentalist giving evidence on oath? Stammering and squirming with his inability to answer a straight question. He is bad at PMQs, imagine what he would be like under cross examination…
The government’s lawyers, the Treasury Solicitors, are playing it tough refusing to agree a witness list with Nadine’s lawyers. This could drag on and on into the election campaign…
Take the lot of them to court!!!!
http://newslion.blogspot.com/
By the election smeargate and expensegate will have run out of traction, to be replaced by what-the-fuck’s-going-on-in-Afghanistan-gate and why-the-fuck-are-we-still-in-recession-gate.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Julie Kirkbride = Cameron’s mistake
Please Guido wants you to think about Nadine not my U turn on resigning and Cameron’s impression of a rabbit in the headlights.
MPs’ expenses: Julie Kirkbride resignation U-turn triggers Tory outrage
MPs’ expenses: Julie Kirkbride resignation U-turn triggers Tory outrage
MPs’ expenses: Julie Kirkbride resignation U-turn triggers Tory outrage
MPs’ expenses: Julie Kirkbride resignation U-turn triggers Tory outrage
MPs’ expenses: Julie Kirkbride resignation U-turn triggers Tory outrage
wankers !
Elliot Morley still troughing
The Kirkbride fiasco is the biggest mistake Cameron has made and there will be a heavu electoral price to pay for it.
Baroness Scotland…..Ooooooops!
FOR THE SURVIVAL OF JUSTICE IN BRITAIN JULIE KIRKBRIDE MUST BE PROSECUTED.
Its UKIP for me and I will campaign against Kirkbride in Bromsgrove.
Just concentrate on Nadine will you as I am keeping a low profile until Dave has sorted things for me.
“Kelly doesn’t know what he is talking about!” – Mad Nads
Just some of the things Guido somehow missed in his eagerness to help Dotties
publicity stunt to distract from her troughinglegal “action”.A controversial Tory MP at the centre of the expenses scandal has put a SECOND daughter on the public payroll.
Shameless Nadine Dorries has handed just-graduated Jennifer an estimated £28,000-a-year taxpayer-funded job in her Commons office – weeks after complaining that the girl couldn’t find work.
“It would be suicidal of any MP to employ someone they couldn’t trust,” said Ms Dorries.
“The reason I employ my daughter is because I can trust her, she works long hours and she is confidential about my private life.
“The media is always after titbits about MPs for their diaries and now you can do nothing as an MP without being under the spotlight.”
MPs will be banned from employing family members under reforms following the expenses scandal. But Dorries, forced to apologise after revelations about her expenses, took on 22-year-old Jennifer before the new rules came in.
Eldest daughter Philippa, 24, has also previously worked for the Mid-Bedfordshire MP.
Take the ONE-EYED FKIN KUNT OUT Nadine !
Go Nadine – Public hero number one. Take these evilbastards to court !
GUIDO – Can you print some Nadine T-Shirts ?
suggested T-Shirt slogan
We Love Expenses Piggies!
Oink! Oink!
I like misconduct
Given Gordon’s amazing sense of timing, I expect the court case to kick off the day after the election is announced. He’ll spend half his time campaigning and the other half giving evidence.
Maybe, under cross examination, he can kill 2 birds with 1 stone and plug Labour’s achievements as well as lay out his agenda for the next Labour government. Oh happy days!
K.L. Yes: one can just hear it…
Counsel: Mr. Brown, will you tell the Court whether Mr. Mc.Bride was employed by you.
Brown: I will answer that quite directly. Let me tell you that a large number of people are, or were working in 10, Downing Street: in the Cabinet Office, in the usual offices, in the Kitchen (where, of course, one of the jobs is making Biscuits: did I tell you what my favourite Biscuit was?), in the Scullery, on the door-step. I made it a priority once I was in No. 10 to increase Employment, and, as I think I have shown, employment in No. 10 increased by a factor of considerable percent – if not higher. Whereas the Tories, the ‘do-nothing party’, would have done quite the opposite…
Counsel: …and among that ever-increasing number, was there a Mr. Damian McBride?
Brown: I think our position is quite clear: we are for employment, and against discrimination: the record speaks for itself…
Mr. Justice Cockle-carrot: Mr. Brown…
Brown: I will give way to my Learned and Honourable friend in a minute. Let me just remind him what the benches opposite would have said. Would they have said, ‘Yes?’ No! They would have said ‘No’, of course, because they are not only the do-nothing party, but the say-nothing party…
Mr. Justice Cockle-carrot: Will the witness just answer Counsel’s question??
Brown: If my Learned and Right Honourable friend would desist from his impertinent and obstructive interventions, I would be able to get on with the business of answering the question! Are you getting a bit hot under that silly wig? We are a party of Progress; we spurned wigs years ago! But, to return to my answer: Employment, up! Trade, up! Crime, up! – or, rather, the successful detection of crime, up! Spending on Schools-and-Hospitals, up! Shut, up! F***, up! Your sleeves, up! Incidentally, why is my Right Learned and Honourable Friend rolling up his sleeves? I’m glad to see you’ve taken my advice about the wig: you’re not bald at all, well, only a little bit under the comb-over…
[With unexpected agility, Mr. Justice Cockle-carrot vaults over the desk, landing with all the aggressive poise of a Ninja Turtle, breathing stertorously, he advances upon the Witness-box with menacing fury]
Counsel: I am obliged to your Lordship, very much obliged. Might I presume to offer his Lordship some assistance?
[Counsel has, in a manner of speaking, dropped his briefs, and is doffing both his wig and his gown]
Mr. J. C-c: Mr. Smith, despite your humiliation of me in The High Court in, I think it was 1947, and despite my needing no assistance at all in single-handedly dispatching this miserable specimen, I will generously allow you – both the Corbels Fee, and the Numbles. ARRGHHHRWRRRHHH!
Brown: Hah! The forces of Conservatism! I laugh at you! I would click my fingers at you, if I had learned how to! I am fully focussed on getting on with the job. I am….
[Blackout. Silence. The sound of hands being wiped against one another. As the lights slowly come up, Cockle-Carrot and Smith are visible, moving back to their places, and the rest of the Court begins to rise and to indulge in wild cheering - first the Jury, next the Junior Counsel and Solicitors, then the Public Gallery, belatedly, and as expecting an order, the Police...]
Mr. J. C-c. (stilling them all, with a gentle movement of the hand, while re-donning his wig with the other): The Court Record will be carefully written up, so that the dignity of Justice and of Her Majesty’s Courts be maintained. God save the Queen! [echoed, all, quietly and sincerely]
Court Usher: Me Lord, usual tariff for stamping on the remains?
Mr. J. C-c: A pound a stamp? No, Albert, let’s encourage people: 50p., with a buy-two-get-one-free offer!
[Dissolve, with fading images of small children and old ladies jumping up and down on something unseen, and handing their money to the Usher.
@Jethro:
that’s the problem with satire today. People would think it’s a documentary.
@ Jethro. Fills the gap left by Stanislav. Well done.
What happened to Stanislav then? Lost his job and went back to Poland?
Round of applause
Beep! Repetition!
Deviation
Hesitation.
Amyl nitrate, black fishnets, lacy basque
Now that’s my kind of deviation
I like deviation
Does this apply to Julie Kirkbride do you think, or is she the sweet innocent girl idolised by her stooges in Bromsgrove?
Just send me half a dozen oranges and a receipt for £27, 827.
As a statistician I can state that my deviation is not standard.
Was not expecting that!!
Worst public finances =Liebore No more boom or bust=Liebore
Illegal war x 2 =Liebore
Browns troops used as cannon fodder=Liebore
The Inquisition = bell end. and a small one at that.
Ding dong!
I accurately predicted all of this and accuracy will be the hallmark of my other predictions. I know everything!
The Inquisition
The Inquisition = bellend
Financial misconduct must continue
But you shouldn’t be allowed to.
Sorry, that was so lame, sorry, I don’t know what’s wrong really it must be the….
P.M.[T] The time of the month?
The Inquisition = Derek Draper = Lardy ratchet-knackers.
Looking at that photo of Nadine I think I definitely would! She looks the type wh’d be up for a romp and a damn good gallop!
Financial misconduct = Mercenary Baiter
Financial incontinence = Labour
No you twat Financial Misconduct = Labour, Sexual Misconduct = Conservatives.
Oh I dont know about that me and blunkett have done our fair share of hanky panky !
The Inquisition = Twat
If it looks like it will be a farce during the election, the Home Secretary will take over the prosecition and stop it on the time honoured grounds of not being in the public interest.
The Kirkbride affair has all been fixed with Dave.
Call Me Dave couldn’t fix a postal ballot!
With any luck, he might do “the decent thing” and hang himself upstairs in no. 10.
Or perhaps some Army General might hand him a reveolver and do the “honourable thing”.
However as the honey monster is none of these things, shouldn’t we just drag him out and lynch him?
Why can’t a Brit go loopy when he goes to Afghanistan and minces off the back of a Chinook (there are only 9 of them by the way) – the soldier would get a VC and a lifelong bar tab paid by WE,THE PEOPLE.
Do you think they let the soldiers have ammunition when Gay Gordon is around?
I would like Gordon to play russion roulette with all chambers full.
The ammunition is rationed, so even they wouldn’t waste it on that useless fat fucker
But I was told that Helicopter resources had increased by 60% each year since 2001.
Do they mean spare parts?
Choppers wouldn’t have saved any lives in Stan. They are crap really and they should be brought home as soon as possible.
Much better that 2.3 BILLION was spent on deep carpets, smoked glass, luxurious leather, gymnasium and spa, fine wood desks (big< issued with carrying strap), works of art, panelled rooms, mood lighting, access security, cctv, upgraded kitchens and rest rooms, at Whitehall.
The MOD squandering your money and taking backhanders since they changed name from the War Ministry.
Bastards
I don’t know if it is connected with the helicopter shortages in Afghanistan but the RAF Search & Rescue helicopter bases are taking turns to only work daylight hours. At the moment three SAR bases are daytime only.
If anyone is interested, the reason he said ‘helicopter resources’ is because the increase has come about mainly by increasing flying hours and improving servicablity rates. Not unwelcome of course, but not the same as more whirley birds.
Interesting fact. UK armed forces have around 9000 troops in Helmand. The USMC has around 9000 troops there too.
One of those units brought about 12 transport helicopters with them. The other brought over a hundred. I’ll let you work out which is which.
MB
The Nimrods are on daytime only too.
they have, problem is the helicopters are only 6 inches long and made of plastic – airfix, I think!!!!
Dear Prime Minister,
Thank you for contacting me about the arrangements for the forthcoming secret defence cuts. You’ll be glad to know the lads took the news with great fortitude and they have all promised me cross-your-heart that they wouldn’t simply sell their kit to the locals, return to Blighty, and kill us all.
Predictably though, there are some malcontents in the ranks. Several units in the south have taken it upon themselves to declare that all visiting ministers are fair game and will be made to “squeal like the pigs they are”. In reality this is unlikely to happen as we’ve made sure they have only the barest minimum of equipment and ammunition and we’ve only given them THAT in case they need to protect themselves from a stray dog or something.
One rough character wished to enquire all “thank-yous-very-much-sah”, as to why we had to dismiss 130 of his very best troops and replace them with 3 non-combatant Mascot Inspectors. Once I had slowly explained to him how absolutely vital the work of the Mascot Inspectors was to the war effort, and after I’d had him flogged, everything was fine again. I don’t know, give the blighters a couple of stripes and they think they understand foreign policy.
All this, Prime Minister, has the added benefit of allowing yourself and your village idiot of a Defence Minister to continue shafting our armed forces until the last possible moment. We will still need to be very careful until we’re utterly destroyed at the General Election though, and keeping all those helicopters in the secret bunker near to Number 10 for when we need to make a quick getaway may well prove to have been a stroke of genius from Mandy.
I’m also delighted to report that your standing amongst the troops continues to be high. In fact, some of the rascals love you so much they even begged me to get you and Homer Ainsworth over here so you could both join them in performing something they call the “Yard Arm Dance”. Sounds fun.
After the last simply horrid 2 hours in theatre, (often standing fairly close to soldiers), I’m really looking forward to getting back to my proper job in Westminster.
Jack Trough MP,
Chairman, Services Boning Committee.
PS: In case I don’t see you until after the hols Gordon, I enclose twenty pounds from the soldier’s pension funds to cover any expenses you may have incurred when you sent them that Christmas card last year.
B on B.
Only 9 Chinooks? That’s not the government line. Remember Brown, Rammell and tosser Ainsworth don’t deal in numbers of Chinooks any more: if you need to refer to them it’s only ever ‘60% MORE Chinooks’.
9 more Helicopters than before the campaign started. So positive progress has been made. (Didn’t mention the 8 in storage).
Resource 60% up again this month, so things are better still for the troops on the ground. Who will remain on the ground in crappy Artic Theatre units, or light skin 110’s
Who needs choppers anyway. Except of course for visiting photo opportunist Labour Bastards who would never walk with the Troops or join in a convoy.
Far too dangerous, but good enough for the soldiers.
Yes – LIVE on Sky News – the BBC would switch to a 1972 programme about knitting in Devon while we string up the gutless Brown.
‘Stringing up the gutless brown’ – that would be Drawing before the Hanging then : seems like a good plan!
maybe the potters wheel – interlude….
Guido has his cross-hairs on GB – Now he’s just getting too confident.
What does it matter Lord Mandelson will be in power by then anyway?
Or maybe we’ll have an EU president blair or EU foreign secretary milliband neither of which can ever be removed by voting.
when will the US be launching an invasion to spread democracy to the EU?
Wadda ya mean, “by then”?
Fair comment.
Did someone say drag on?
Yes please.
You have my ring on your middle finger Mark!
Tasty
That’s me duckie
Policemen’s helmets
This is disgusting!
I like Orlando Bloom quite alot
So do I — especially when I get Legolas.
Court is the only place for Julie Kirkbride
For ‘Court’ ,see my reply to K.L. at 53 above I think.
(Stop boasting, Jethro, yer Gran always told you, “Boastin idn’t fer the likes o’ we; ‘n’ anyway, ‘first speaker, wind-breaker!” I never understood it, and don’t understan’ it now.)
can’t we just have the hanging now and the court hearing afterwards
Let’s not forget the newly beatified Saint Nadine was one of the biggest squealing piggies when the expenses scandal broke. All that talk of MPs topping themselves they were so upset. As fucking if. Her, McBride and Gordo all deserve each other. Shame they can’t all lose.
Gordon Brown is a criminal fraudster and he will be brought to justice – the evil that man does will never be forgotten.
March against this piece of crap NOW
and April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December too. Not forgetting January and February. That should get McKarzy out don’t you think?
If you want an eye opener read http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225637/How-Kremlin-hijacked-Labour-Diary-Kremlin-insider-reveals-hold-Soviets-Labour-politicians.html
Everything suddenly starts to make sense – if he’s not a fifth columnist he should be after the damage he has wrought to this country.
To Anon.
I just have and its a disgrace and a sedition/traitorous/treasonous state of affairs that was happening at that time.
I see Kinnoccio figured quite a bit in it,and now we have their dream the EUSSR.
get Brown in the dock
I’d pay good money to see that useless slug squirming and poking his grabby little trotters in the dock. Please let it happen.
and Tom Watson aka Master Baiter aka Brown’s Colostomy Bag
proppa bloggga……..
And dahn wiv der kidz innit?
I love it when you talk dirty
Coooeee Mark duckie
Disgusting
Had a good laugh at that.
I remember you Great great great Nan at the guillotine, kniting she was..
You will NEVER see Gordon Brown in a public place during the election – he cannot face the British people as he knows he will be torn limb from limb by a crowd baying for his demise.
Gordon – the coward of the country – FUCK OFF
I like the cut of your j.i.b Verdict.
So true. Actually. The same applies for Lord Mandelson of course. And Milliband, Johnson, all of them in fact! All hated and loathed, irrelevant bunch of self gratifying, self satisfying, incompetent bunch of cretinous, heinous individuals who have never fully grown up…Never had any proper life experience. Wouldn’t know what it was! Let’s not forget those on the other dream team…D.C., G.O. etc etc. Then there’s the rest of the factions. For crying out loud!! What the fuck do we have to do to see any positive changes around here! I think this country might finally see a massive change and break up in the two tier party system that these hoons have struggled for generations to keep hold of. Hallefuckinglujah!
Rant over.
Nadine you are so beautiful, please don’t think it is a bad thing to be beautiful.
Are there any other family members that Nadine could employ whilst the Government are compromised?
Daughter in there for the long haul? Perhaps there are friends and admirers to employ.
Julie McSmug has obviously been offering encouragement and advice. Nadine got how much in damages? Sounds a bit wrong to me. Surely such a slur was worth more than that
Bell just rung for hometime Damien?
ahhhh. love is blind.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/11/01/expenses-tory-nadine-dorries-gives-second-daughter-28k-job-in-her-office-115875-21787941/
So what ??
Are you Mr. or Mrs Kinnock? Either way I’ll believe you. Love is blind.
She has a daughter? Mmmm, that means that at least once, somebody parted Nadine’s willing thighs, ran caressing fingers through her fragrant blonde bush and between her glistening lips, then eased into her musky wet warmth. Picking up the tempo, some lucky bastard pumped in and out, her naked, hard-nippled breasts moving in sympathy, before flooding her womb ecstatically with warm cum.
Then he climbed off and, if he behaves as I usually do on these occasions, wiped himself off on the curtains before buggering off, never to be seen again.
John Reid is 94.
Aaaagggghhhhhh…… nnnnnnnnnnnnnn…….uugggghhhhhh!
Fffffetch a cloth Darling!
@Lord Fondlebum
That’s an extract from Jeffery Archer’s latest novel, ain’t it?
Truly she is a tasty bit of tackle.
But does she draw the line at gnawing the ‘nana?
I bet she doesn’t have a Brazillian
I don’t even care. I still would.
She does. I’ve seen it.
‘She isn’t the only one, you know! Lots of us have Brazilians…’ (Lord Manglebot of Goy)
Gordon Brown – the unelected prime minister of a corrupt and fraudulent govt dares to lecture ANOTHER unelected leader of another corrupt govt?
The irony!
‘The irony! – would that be cast-irony?
No, irony-cast
Nay lad tha’d be pig-irony.
“Lecture”? I thought he rang him up to congratulate him first? No wonder these people don’t understand us.
The Ditherer’s suggestion to Kharzai was to pass an anti corruption law and to set up an anti corruption quango.
Just par for the Nuliebor course!
March on Buckingham Palace and demand HM Queen forces Brown to call an election NOW
Did someone mention a queen?
Look for the umpteenth time people seem to have no conception of the British Constitution – the Sovereign has the right to be consulted ;the right to advise and the right to warn. The Sovereign does NOT have the right to force the Prime Minister to call an election Likewise the Sovereign cannot dismiss a Prime Minister(that’s why we fought a Civil War in 17th century to decide the paramountcy of Parliament over the Sovereign ) The only people who can force a Prime Minister to resign is the Cabinet seeing as the Prime Minister is merely “Primus inter pares” by withdrawing their support making the Prime Minister’s position untenable but for all practical purposes the Sovereign has no say in the matter of who forms a government or who becomes Prime Minister. I accept that the politician who commands the majority in the house and his respective party goes to the palace to kiss hands and to request the Sovereign to dissolve Parliament but this is just an illusion and mere frummery to deceive the people. True power resides in Parliament Sovereign to itself(mainly because Cromwell beat Charles I and cut his head off – even at the restoration of Charles II he did not assume power over parliament who kept the purse strings etc and when his brother James II tried a few years later too wrest control back it resulted in William and Mary booting him off the throne and ruling instead at Parliament’s invitation) and THAT’S why we’re in the mess we are to-day. So sorrry “Her Majesty” may dis-approve of Brown etc but she is totally powerless to call the end game on his madcap ventures and must await another 7 months like the rest of us before she can hopefully see the back of him
You display fine knowledge but poor paragraphing skills.
“Paragraphing skills”? What sort of horrible management-speak psycho-jargon is that, my dear boy?
Pedant, indeed! Harumph!
The Westminster Parliament is not sovereign in Scotland. The people of Scotland are hopefully soon we can sever this accursed Union,
That’s funny. Scotland thrust this bloody hoon upon us. Take the bastard back your welcome to him and deserve him.
That’s funny. Scotland thrust this bloody hoon upon us. Take the bastard back your welcome to
Thats where your wrong sunshine-YOU poncy sassenach voters are TOTALLY reasponsible for voting in the hoon-and dont ever forget it!
Will not, cannot and did not. Gorgon’s mantra.
>YOU poncy sassenach voters are TOTALLY reasponsible for voting in the hoon-and dont ever forget it!
Fuck off back to your tenement, you porridge-gargling cretin!
I hope they manage to get detached from us. Lucky them!
Poison would do it without the need for any recourse. Yeah, yeah, it’s against the law but hey? (And we’ll forgive the head chopping thing too, as a part of it?)
She’s a lefty, no way she’ll ever kick out New Labour unless the general election did it. The destruction of the UK under New Labour is so total and complete, and she utters absolutely nothing in 12 years.
Quite right, Liz kept shtum while all this was going on. I really do not see the point of her. Never mind though, Charlie, “defender of faiths” will sort it when his time comes.
“general unpopularity of Gordon Brown”?
He is the most hated man in Britain,heading a list that includes
Mandelson
Balls
Balls Cooper
Straw
HarMAN
and on and on the roll call of fraudsters goes.
Its a fine point whether Brown is more hated in Scotland or in England.
I used to think it would be in England but having recently visited Edinburgh am having to revise this opinion.
surely that’s Harperson…?
O/T
The Crashmeister has branded X-Factor twins “Not very good”. Now odds on favourites to win.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8345696.stm
TSols are pretty nasty.
I prefer RSoles
Dated a J.Kloth once
They don’t leave a smear
Tell me about it!
I’m not interested.
Did you get her number, so that you could wring her?
So wet?
I’d never really taken her in before but on the basis of that photo I would soooooooooo do Nadine.
As would “ex”-Communist “Dr” John Reid. Allegedly.
Reid and Brown are both Communist spies.
And the Cameroon
FSB Codename: литое железо
(CastIron)
железо литое – (IronCast)
Don’t forget the Kinnochios too.
Why “ex” have you seen his resignation letter to the Soviet?
They are all fifth column infiltrationist slime and remain hardline commies.
BREAKING NEWS
JULIE KIRKBRIDE TO STAND AGAIN as I have accurately predicted.
Local Exceutive (full of Kirkbride stooges) approved Kirkbride`s request to rescind her earlier decision to stand down. Cameron to ask Legg to justify this. Cameron agreement still intact – MacKay to the Lords, Kirkbride to be protected. More and worse revelations expected, probably in the election campaign itself.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CAMERON?
He’s a baby faced kunt.
Cameo is a cast iron lamp post
Arf, arf, arf
You are correct of this MB.
……..and Brown is a paragon of truth and good intentions by comparison.
MB / Inquisition needs a sodium penthathol enema – maybe we can separate some truth from his shit
Where’s the tube?
I eat my own poo, not anyone elses, just my own.
That is all. Arf arf
Yum!
Interesting to see Julie Kirkbride hanging in there, didn’t have her down for that.
Lovely fishnets and lacey basque, amyl nitrate, orange, mmmmm, got to be careful though.
Cherish the love.
Kirkbride still wears your necklace.
KIRKBRIDE SHOULD BE IN PRISON NOT A TORY CANDIDATE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH CAMERON? HE MUST WANT TO LOSE THE ELECTION/
The people of Bromsgrove all knew this scheming corrupt bitch would triumph, until the election that is!
If British justice means anything at all, and if Cameron`s integrity means anything at all, Kirkbride should be prosecuted.
It doesn’t.It doesn’t.She won’t
SADLY CORRECT. kIRKBRIDE HAS WALKED ALL OVER US GRPNNPNG IN THE PROCESS.
Cameo has a cast iron lamp post of an integrity, guaranteed.
Here Fido, come here little puppy!
Arf, arf, arf
Hannan is now in the frozen wastes, Dan, don’t eat the yellow snow!
Lip smaking poo eater, that’s me.
one thing about you MB, you pretty much hit the nail on the head. No arguments from me on your anti-Cameroon stuff. He’s a GRADE-A tw*T
Yup, I’m with MB on this one
Julie Kirkbride knows how to keep discipline and how to dish it out.
Cherish the love
MB.Dont you think we could use the cast iron to make some more flak jackets for Gordons cannon fodder?Come to think of it us socialists dont give a F–K for the troops.
I told you I would be back. You silly silly people just do not understand how important I am. I am untouchable, just ask darling darling Dave.
The entire family are right behind you Jules.
I’m not
Nor am I.
At least my job is safe now. My entire family are right behind you too, my darling little Julie. We will make sure our Julie is always safe.
Is Naomi still being paid as `nanny` by Kirkbride or has she joined the gang of `secretaries` paid by Kirkbride with our money.
This is a total disaster for Bromsgrove and the Conservative Party.
Cameroon = no backbone
Oy!
Kirkbrides family employ people on the local Conservative Assoc.
Watch out for her becoming LADY. K of Bromsgrove.
Well done CAMMO – another F.up.
Definately a UKIP vote strategy here.
`Never Again` cries Dave Cameron. How right he is. Never again vote Tory.
trouble is, when we state this, we are all classed as “labour trolls”.
And thats not the case.
Most of us are GENUINELY pi**ed off with Cameron.
He’s a disaster, hes pro erope, and I now think hes a socialist to boot.
What an ARSE
someone mentioned Iain Dale would be up for it (Bromsgrove) that is.
I bet he is, big boy!
He would be welcome. ANYTHING is better than Kirkbride. Will he help to get the bitch out?
You are a troll, like me!
you are ugly though, I am pretty…
Why should they?
I agree, everyone in our family is now voting UKIP. MB may be a snivelling toady troll but he’s been right on this all week.
See ya Monday mate! Sorry about the “toady” thing but you nabbed the last Hob Nob at coffee today.
She is entitled to stand and its the electorate in her consitituency that need to vote to ensure she does not get it. The tories would be well advised to not let her stand as a tory candidate but again that is there choice and you could perhaps argue that Cameron should make sure she is deselected by local party as they can ill afford to lose any seat
Kirkbride controls Cameron through MacKay.
I imagine Miss Dorries would commit suicide before the case ever got to trial. Stay out of the woods Nadine.
Dr Kelly was suicided deliberately IMHO.
Too honest for the gutless creep Bliar.
I think she may be more principled than you think. Time will tell.
Perhaps instead of The National Lottery,there could be a sweepstake on what reason Brown will give on 31st December when the economy STILL hasn’t recovered;
1.)It’s about Afghanistan
2.)It started when I was born
3.)It’s Omaha Beach’s fault
4.)I am NOT the Chancellor
5.)Peter Mandelson is the Leader,blame him.
6.)I meant 2019
No when he says this year he means financial year, so he has until next April.
But it will not have recovered by then if Brown is still around.
Er,
a) Thatchers fault
b) Thatchers fault
c) Thatchers fault
d) Thatchers fault
e) Thatchers fault
ad Infinitum
Wrong on the recession and wrong on the recovery. Simples.
And now Karzai has to give BROWN assurances that he will root out corruption!
Little like Hitler telling Stalin that he is appalled at the deaths of so many Russians in Siberia.
pakistan and afghanistan is where the labour party got the idea for postal votes
Paul Flynn MP said today that Karzai’s brother is a multi-millionaire and the biggest heroin dealer in Afghanistan. Most of the smack on Britain’s streets is coming courtesy of the Brown’s pals, the Karzai’s.
I English speak not good. but I learn. I learn from joke. Now my joke, yes?
Please. What is Brown and sticky and try to tell me have to be elected by scummy ordinary people, the hypocrite.
Any one .. ?
A steaming pile of Camel puss..
Ha ha , is good joke, no?
It is fucking over. one way or another Britain will have more of the same from all these cu*ts for at least the next five years.
Conservatives
Labour
Hung Parliament or coalition.
Things WILL have to get a lot worse before they get better.
The fact Question Time could even find so many arseholes to fill a hall is deppressing in itself and shows the mountain those of us who are informed have to carry.
O/T
Brown on Sky, bleating about his contacts in the military, ‘I know some one more important than you’
Sould be talking about Israel and their potential strike on Iran
Well he can try and relax with X factor, it’s the weekend
He’ll come back with one of the fucking weird haircuts them mick brothers have..
all for da YOOF man.
He already wished them luck so tonight is their last appearance.
So is the plan for Dave Lightweight to let her off the hook if he wins?
Good to see at least one blogger prepared to stand up for MPs against the taxpayer.
Czech art: shoot your lawmaker in the face
PRAGUE (AFP) – Two artists have offered Czechs angered by politics the chance to take revenge on their lawmakers by shooting them literally in the face, by turning their photos into air gun targets.
Tomas Cap and Michal Kraus have displayed the portraits of 200 lower-house deputies in plastic boxes on the wall of a Prague alternative gallery, in front of an air gun and a boxful of ammunition.
“We have seen lawmakers breach the promises they gave to voters so many times. The visitors of the gallery have a unique opportunity to show these politicians what they think,” the artists said in a statement.
Two weeks after opening, the exhibition was a sad sight as most of the faces had been heavily damaged by airgun slugs, with some destroyed beyond recognition.
He said he only hoped the crumbling photos would last till the end of the exhibition on Sunday as “the artists want to send them to the lawmakers afterwards.”
Stop Press
Shoot the Snouts Gallery opens in Westminister.
(AFP) London, November 5.
An enterprising London businessman has opened a shooting gallery near the Houses of Parliament with the aim, he says, of raise funding to impeach “600 robber barons sitting in a debating chamber nearby”. The gallery, inspired by a similar project in Prague, contains lifesize photo targets of the PM, his cabinet, hundreds of MPs and a range of pellet guns.
Pow der Bahril said: “Me and 20 million others have had enough. Come along and shoot the Prime Minister, when he’s full of holes we will deliver him to No 10. We have top lawyers lined up to put the lot in the dock, each shooting sessions costs a quid. Roll up and slug em off”.
(ends)
Had to re-read that: couldn’t understand how anyone could shoot a Lawnmower in the face.
Get the cowardly, one-eyed, nose-picking, snot-eating freak into the witness box and reduce him to a quivering jelly.
Only problem is, the judge will probably be a common purpose turd as well!
If you look at how long it took to investigate Gordon’s office in Scotland there ain’t likely to be any more nailed before the erection. It took long enough for him to answer simple questions on that one – and not much was said in the press – yet another cover-up!!
Gordon Brown must be charged with treason and hung
by his cheesy balls
he has no balls, they were blown off during a Wacko Jacko concert!
Well hung
Seems a bit quick, I would like to shoot bits off of him before his neck was fully stretched.
Or, maybe something like this…
“hanged” please
So let’s get this clear….libel lawyers are:
(a) slimy-skinned, scum-dwelling bottom feeders, or
(b) noble defenders of the oppressed?
(c)
(u)
(n)
n
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You will all be hearing from me
Shakespeare said “shoot all the solicitors” that could be a good idea.
Textual critics have conclusively shewn (sic) that Shagspure was drnuk at the time, and was doing a put-and-caste job on his scritp of Hernia the VIII, and that what he archtchewily said, was: ‘Sh*t, all the scrhizzers, hic!’
you would,nt get gordo to court… he’d rather hide out in Julie Kirkbridge’s loft, in Bromsgrove.
And Julie would let him, providing he paid the going rate.
KIRKBRIDE WOULD LET HIM DO ANYTHING.
Gordo isn’t interested in Julie but he’d shag her red-faced Tory husband given half a chance.
Its my blood pressure that makes my face RED.
Im stressed out…
Nonsense! Its the permatan from the sunbed you freak.
Kirkbride and MacKay have outwitted you all.
o/t…………14 year old girl gives brown a kicking…………http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225740/Daughter-Garry-Newlove-emotional-confrontation-Gordon-Brown-sentences-murderers.html
in the real world things arent just mincing around doing photo ops and making worthless speeches.
I would have taken an axe to his head – he got away SCOT free AGAIN!
I’ll break his bottom
Brown went up to the young girl, got right in her face and tried to intimidate her.
He really is a nasty piece of shit.
should have spat in the scots git one good eye.
Con Coughlin In The Times;
“Senior officials and military officers privately tell me they find it virtually impossible to get any sense out of Downing Street on the matter, whether it is trying to devise a coherent strategy to ensure the campaign is a success, or getting Brown to approve the modest increase in troop numbers that many on the ground believe is essential for the military campaign to achieve its objectives.
But Brown just does not seem to be interested, which explains why public support for the mission in Britain is now in free fall. If the Prime Minister doesn’t support what our brave soldiers are trying to achieve in Afghanistan, why should the British public?”
Julie Kirkbirde loves the Stranglers
Just leave my Julie alone. Its not fair making fun of her like this. She does her best for all her family.
Its nice to know your pension will continue to be enhanced Barbara. Who paid for your luxury flat overlooking the abbey in Cirencester anyway?
Ah Binbag the Sailor, back from the dead. Avoid Scurvy old shipmate, eat oranges.
And don’t hang around too much.
Weird fucker. Auto Erotic Asphyxiation. Why do think Brown gurns like he does?
Brown knows all about Kirkbride!
Julie Kirkbirde needs strangling.
Choking, preferably.
keep the best band in the world out if it.
How embarrased Finchley Catholic High School must be that once again Damian McBride is dragging their good name through the mud. Its almost as if Finchley Catholic High School are going to be permanently tainted by this man. In the end no one will want to send their child to Finchley Catholic High School because they employed him. Perhaps Finchley Catholic High School might want to reconsider the damage Damian McBrides position there is doing to them?
The Church is open to sinners, remember, indeed it is only open to sinners.
I’m in
Only those that honestly repent.
I doubt this is the frame of mind of McBride.
Like all the p4ed0phile priests, you mean? And war criminal ex-prime ministers?
Gordon Brown – the first British Prime Minister to be publicly booed at the Normandy Beaches – that will get it’s own chapter when they write about the evil man.
The chapter will be entitled;
“Brown Meets British Resistance On Obama Beach”
Always worth a rerun I find.
Yes there must be or five voices, all UKIP Muppets, no doubt.
Hahahaha
The muppets who put their life on the line for scum like you.
There are daft people in all walks of life, regrettably even in the forces. But very far from all are daft, remember the 1945 election. Returning soldiers drop kicked Churchill as far as he would go. The biggest clear out in history. Don’t get deluded about the views of members of the forces. They know the score better than most.
Six years later, they realised their mistake and voted him back in.
Yes, Sir W, by 1951 we still had full rationing and were rapidly being overtaken by the French and Germans. In 1965, no doubt long before you were born, and under a Labour government, Churchill was given a state funeral and the whole country, regardless of political allegiance, paid him our respects. Can you imagine that happening to McSnot?
MB you know nothing other than the lies you have been taught in your indoctrination classes, and you have no shame whatsoever. You could quite easily have let the booing comments go by, but you had to defend your idiot leader even at the cost of slagging off octogenarian war heroes. Your attitude is bang in line with your leader’s, as described in 62 above. Utter filth.
Sorry Sir William, I meant the bator not you
Brown smiled throughout, he must have been feeling proud.
That was grrrrreat! Why was the gorgon grinning, he scuttled in to the building, never looked back to see if his wife was ok, the coward. Had to have a HUGE bodyguard, just proves how unpopular he is. Send him to Afghanistan to sort out the Afghani police force if he thinks we should continue the war. Trouble is, he’d get in the way, on the other hand he might meet his maker!
Time for McBride to have an unfortunate heart attack while falling under a train?
We’ll know there’s something in it if O’Donnell is found in the woods with a pen-knife and a packet of paracetamols.
Er Guido, why are you supporting this person, at best known as Mad Nadine Dorries – she has just employed her second daughter, and regarding the rest, I think we all know the truth…
Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Hates McBride et al more I’d guess, and she didn’t spill his pint, if you know what I mean (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
Simples.
Semen
Dilemma: Crusade against a “trougher” vs wind up GB.
True to form you go with the politics.
What a sad little man you are.
Any info on the betting on who will be the first Tory slapper to try and sell their tawdry little autobiography by claiming a night of “passion” with Scratchy Cameron?
In keeping with the JM / EC liaison, I fear it will a longshot to suit the bookies.
Sniffy Osborne however, she will be straight out of Central Office / casting, staffer who gets a safe seat at the last minute.
Why don’t these two bores have the class of Boris?
anybody heard of McBride recently? what’s the streak of piss up to (if anything)?
He’s become a school janitor.
What people must not do is put Finchley Catholic High School in the same sentence as Damian McBride, because then there is a risk they will realise how associated they have become with him and might even pop a P45 in with his Christmas card.
No politician can say that having a war in Iraq did not divert resources from Afghanistan.
Shortage of helicopters for fucks sake.
They are all in Hangers getting fixed up after use in Iraq.
Afghanistan was neglected between 2003-2008 and now our soldiers are paying the price.
Either Afghanistan was the no1 threat. so what was Iraq about?
Or
Afghanistan aint so important. So why the fuck are we there?
Iraq was about staying mates with the big lads.
Very good question, Brown seems to think being in Afghanistan prevents terrorism on British soil. The man is mad as a hatter, and is sending good British soldiers to their deaths.
And what’s Cameo’s position on Afghanistan?
In?
Out?
Shake it all about?
Me next duckie
Cameo’s position is in, all the way.
And that’s a cast iron guarantee.
Or is it cast eye on guarantee?
Cameo polystyrene guarantee.
What’s his postion on Julie Kirkbride then?
Repeat the above
Here MB my position on Julie Kirkbride is that she is a thief and should be in jail, not in Parliament. What is your position on Jacqui Smith, Baroness Uddin, Tony McNulty, Lord Martin, Margaret Moran, James Purnell, Lord Foulkes, Sir Stuart Bellend, and others too numerous to mention, all of whose crimes make duck houses and moat cleaning look like small change, scabby though that behaviour is?
My policy is very clear: Never again will we invade Afghanistan.
nnnggg….mmmmm….nnnggg…..mmmmm!
Oh Danny sweetheart, you’re like my very own little Tony Benn, so 1930s.
If Cameron becomes PM Britain will soon be out of Afghanistan. The money is not there to run this campaign. The death toll is unacceptable, because this is a war that is un-winable. America will be pulling out soon, Obama is weighing up his options, and he sees a very bad outcome. Look what just happened in Texas.
So that’s:
Shake it all about
then
KERCHING!
another five pounds for another crap post comment from the masterbaiter.
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fuck off masterbaiter you warmongering c’unt.
your party is stuffed full of war criminals and you are an apologist for them.
I swear to God I would hang you myself, and in a heartbeat, should a court give me the authorisation to do so. I swear you would be hanging like saddam hussein. he was a war criminal, your party harbours war criminals and you are an apologist for them.
saddam hussein, tony blair, what’s the fucking difference, eh? the precedence has been set.
let the hangings commence.
ofcourse if tony blair and gordon brown are found guilty of war crimes and hanged then the lisbon treaty can be thrown straight in the fucking bin, innit.
who would honour a document signed by child killing war criminals like blair and brown?
nobody would. so not only will international law be restored by hanging blair and brown but also this country would regain its independence.
excellent.
The tories are, and always have been warmongers. It’s only COMPARATIVELY recently (since that bastard Blair) that labour (newlabour) have become warmongers. They’ve twigged that they can gain popularity from the people by being at war. Perhaps things are on the move now, and people can’t now stomach seeing soldiers coming back in body bags. About time too. War is always failure EXCEPT when it is waged in defense.
You could build them from scratch quicker.
However for the MOD desk jockeys that would put them out a job.
The Army staffers and the MOD are to blame, not the politicians.
Tricky Dicky was all about getting his excuses in first.
Fighting a war on two fronts is not a good idea. ask Hitler.
Army staffers did not vote to invade Iraq, politicians did.
Army staffers wanted the Basra gig, wanted the kudos of looking after Iraq’s second city and look how that turned out.
Army staffers look at helicopters as the MOD equivalent of Trigger’s brush, same ones for 50 years, two new fuselages and three new engines all the while coining it in with career development opportunities in the private sector after Junior has finished off his education at some fee paying school at the MOD’s expense.
I wonder how that little bill compares with MP’s fiddling the ciost of new TV?
However why go after the big story when you can cause mayhem with the Torygraph’s stolen documents?
War on two fronts, maybe we should have read up on Hindenburg to see how its done.
What a sad state of affairs, the Prime Minister of Great Britain called to court to explain why he employed someone like McBride. Laughable really.
Brown has dragged this country down into the gutter and now he’s dragging it into the sewer.
Semen
At what point do the police get involved regarding all the threats of physical violence towards the PM?
You may have a point regarding therapy for the right wing mentalist wing of the Tory Party and beyond, better to act the keyboard hardman in the ether than actually do something about it in real life, probably because as their posts testify they do not have a real life in the first place.
However I fear even this defence is stretching a bit thin at the moment.
I wonder if the same levels of threats were aimed at your good self, MPLA renegade perhaps, how long would it be till you were on the police top Scotland Yard demanding around the clock protection?
Are you new on here?
If I shot Gordon Brown my defence would be enviromental.
Saving mankind from a C02 producing cu*nt.
It’s all the rage in the courts nowdays dont ya know.
You defend the criminal if you like we want him defenestrated
They will just have to wait their turn with everyone else.
New Labour ’s Just Desserts: Surprised they haven’t been round to Guido’s already – after all you had them ransacking Damien Green’s office in breach of Parliamentary privilege and carting him off down the nick when there was never a sniff of a criminal case against him.
Given DG’s efforts at grooming with the fourth most widely used lie — “of course I will give you a job when we get into power” — it is a wonder he never made the Sex Offenders list.
Semen must know how the poor guy felt, imagine being in receipt of Robbo’s muck for the past 5 years!
On second thoughts perhaps I won’t.
You are fucking priceless, Just Deserts. Opposition parties have always tried to get leaks – Brown certainly did when in opposition – as a means of trying to level the playing field against the power of the lobby with all its unofficial government briefings (aka leaks), so your post is pure spin. Why don’t you go and try to get a proper job doing something useful.
The police, CPS and judiciary are instruments of No 10 policy.
There is no way Brown will ever enter a witness box
Brown looks like an old chimps with pink anoose
and a bright red arsehole
can you go to jail for saying thing like Brown looks like the monkeys ball bag?
Of course not. What do you think this is, a police state?
The Labour cabinet are busy nicking the hubcaps while brown sits on the roof of your car pissing down the back window.
James Delingpole on the psycho muslim in the US:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100015948/hmm-cant-imagine-what-major-malik-nadal-hasans-motivation-could-have-been/
On the entrance exam to the USofA
When displeased with your place of work do you:
a) Find a new job
b) Complain to your line manager.
c) Quit your whinging and keep a stiff upper lip.
d) Go on a random killing spree.
Called “going postal”
Wonder what the ‘Allahu Akbar’ screaming Mohammedan’s motive was?
Oklahoma bombings, most successful home grown terror operation, carried out by the US branch of the B&P.
Really! Quick call the FBI, CIA, MFI…
You forgot Panther’s Claw.
Nice idea Guido but will Blair ever be brought into a court….. Nah! and Gordon never will either. Post this again… old enough to remember Jeremy Thorpe?. Peter Cook said it all 30 odd years ago and nothings changed since.
Clerk of the Court: Do you, Gordon Brown, promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
Gordon Brown: A quarter past three.
If McKay goes to the Lords and Kirkbride is not deselected, then Dave can shove my vote where the sun doesn’t shine. He may enjoy it.
Ooh, I’m scared.
Dave is fast becoming the best recruiting Sargent for UKIP and the B en peees.
Definately UKIP for my family and I.
Stuff the Tory traitors.
no we wait til we have a tory goverment – THEN we vote along the lines of our consciences
You will not get A Tory goverment if Kirkbride is the candidate for Bromsgrove.
Absolutely right. That situation is virtually guaranteed.
DaveC
Codename: литое железо (Cast Iron)
Telegram +++ Good work Commrade, KIRKBRIDE plan on-target +++
I accurately predicted this Kirkbride fiasco and my other predictions are also accurate. I know everything!
Ex Defence Chiefs slaughtering Brown in The Lords debate – totally crucified – the time has come!
There is momentum behind this – keep it rolling.
fear not Gordon, I’m covering your rear.
Join the queue duckie
The thing is though, all three of the fuckers didnt say shit when they were in uniform, preferring to keep schtum and protect their pensions… at the same time nodding through George Robertsons 1998 Strategic Defence Review which Charles Haddon-Cave had as being one of the main reasons for the cultural change that led to the forces being run more like a business than an army, navy or air force.
Each one of those three has the blood of 14 dead Nimrod crew on their hands and hundreds of fucking soldiers as well from Afghan and Iraq campaigns.
Its not all Gordons fault. Mostly, but not all of it.
These three pension chasing stooges could have and should have stood up to the glass eyed fucker and didnt. They were only interested in their own pensions.
They are a disgrace to their uniforms and should be dragged outside and shot as traitors. Its not just a failure of political leadership but a failure of military leadership as well and its been going on for years.
Wankers all three of them.
Brown’s trouble starts 1 December – the Lisbon Treaty becomes law, Mandleson no longer needs to provide support, his job being done, and Brown is alone with his mate Balls.
All alone.
He’s dead meat.
Can someone explain the comment about witness lists?
Why does the other side have any say on who appears as a witness? Surely its the plantiff that says I wish to have X as a witness?
…not when its the PM and his loony cabinet crew!
Dem’s all above de law doncha know (just ask Baroness Scotchland, attorney general to the entitlement class and an overpayer of the congestion charge).
Do keep up.
It depends on the type of case, there are different protocols in some areas. This action comes under the heading of Imaginary Law, a niche area which is attracting a lot of publicity nowadays. For technical questions you should ask a solicitor who specialises in this field (there may be one about now). It is a particularly attractive for those who don’t mind wasting time and money provided that it gets their name in the papers.
I am so looking forward to this. For too long, they’ve thought that they are above the law.
The run up to the election is going to be so much fun.
Squeal piggies.
Road kill?
I’ve just had a Brazillian don’t ya know!
I am sick to death of hanging around for Julie.
Kirkbride still wears your necklace as can be seen in nearly all her photos. Why doesn`t MacKay buy her a new one?
All you bleating Home Counties Revolutionary Fronters will never change things. It’s all just hot air, but it’s nice to belong to a club. Chin-chin.
pip pip
Pride!
It beats throwing a brick at the TV mate.
I guess it does beat throwing a brick at the TV. Take out a pet insurance plan and use the cat instead. Whilst the cat may suffer fractures and tissue damage, after a wipe the TV will be as good as new.
BREAKING NEWS
Kirkbride announces that she will definitely stand again and rescind her earlier resignation. Cameron will speak to Legg about this. Alan Dent confirms constituency support.
News from 37 Worcester Road HQ this p.m.
Well, I`ve heard that the `Julie Must Go` campaign is folding and that a lot of its supporters are now backing Julie.
Rubbish! Another Kirkbride spin.
Kirkbride is total spin and deceit based on non-stop scheming, but she has fooled Cameron.
Anyone can fool that Piss FART of a man.
“In July, when rumours that Ms Kirkbride was reconsidering her decision to stand down first surfaced, Mr Cameron appeared to indicate that a return was not out of the question. ”
Cameroon=C.U.N.T
Another tory cock-up…
The tories get worse….
UKIP is the only answer to these fools.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/herefordandworcester/hi/
Cameron has apparently ordered her constituency to hold an open primary to chose the candidate. The candidate being chosen by any member of the public who wants to vote.
I can’t believe she will win under those circumstances.
I wish you’re right here, Nell, but past experience leads me to fear you may not be.
Nell, you are naieve. Kirkbride will rig it. Tickets will be limited, selective, and will have run out before most people realise they need a ticket. The scheming of this corrupt bitch Kirkbride knows no bounds. The meeting will be rigged in one way or another, and the paid stooges of the Dent family will ensure this. Tories should be outraged by both Kirkbride and Cameron, who will ensure that anyone else on the shortlist will be weak and ineffective.
ITS A FIDDLE!
Well then. I hope the journalists on the local rags are watching carefully.
And if they have been bought by KirkBride supporters ( and I accept that is possible)
She is still going to lose!!!
gotta admit it – dave’s a fuckin’ wanker
Those roll-over expanding banner ads are a damned pain in the arse.
Tra…la la… la la
Are we still on overtime guys or is that it for this week?
Eff off home pal. Next week MB is back on Dave’s hair and I want you on standby pending me getting confirmation re Dave tucking his shirt into his underpants. The press won’t notice we’ve used that one before. Inquisition, sorry but you’re on double-glazing telesales duty for a couple of days because we need to cover the rent here while things are still tight. Sleep tight (you know the Boss will, medication permitting).
So just so I have this right, the complaint is that the Treasury Solicitor is refusing to agree a list of witnesses (whatever that means) in proceedings which don’t yet actually exist? I grant you my knowledge of the CPR is sketchy but that sounds like bollocks to me.
Has Donal done much of this before?
Um Jimmy I think you mean the CPS (Crown Prosecution Service). They’re only involved in criminal cases – this one is to do with civil law.
CPR is something you do to someone who has just died in the hope of bringing them back to life.
It is what the labour party needs of course – but you’d have to find someone prepared to do it to them and after gordon’s speech today on Afghanistan , I think life savers for gordon and his party are more than a little thin on the ground.
Thanks Donal
Excuse me asking jimmy but who is donal?
He’s not any mp or mep that I know of.
Just my little joke. He is one of England’s leading Imaginary Law specialists.
I suspect he’s baronessscotland – doesn’t seem to have much understanding of english law!!!
Jimmy, you are the fucking joke.
Keep it coming, Jimmy. You’ve been wrong throughout. You, after all, said Nadine wouldn’t get anything out of McBride.
You’re quite right. She got a grand (or a “substantial” to use the technical term) and it only cost her five. Oh and an unpublished apology. Well done. Credit where credit is due.
I’m still keen to know more about this argument over witnesses in a case you haven’t issued yet. Those of us who take an interest in the cutting edge of jurisprudence I’m sure will be keen to understand. Why would there be a witness list in a case which doesn’t actually exist?
Your at the Hooning edge Jimmy
I merely asked a question on civil procedure. Why so tetchy?
Hello Donal (for it is he).
He seems cranky about something.
jimmy, nobody gives a fuck whether you have “have this right”. cretin.
fuck off you boring wanker.
fuck off, no refund.
note to labourbloggers4war: come and collect your warmongering retard, jimmy.
thankyou.
Jimmy only comes on here to be bitch slapped by tat. What a strange little fellow.
True, and you mark my words, one day it will happen.
Ooh….get her.
jimmy, nobody gives a fuck whether you have “have this right”
yup, who gives a fuck about the facts around here ?
START A KIRKBRIDE HEADER>>>>>>>>>>>
Its certainly bigger than Nadine.
masterbaiter have you changed your tailor, as from reading your posts today i think for perhaps one time only i seem to be hanging the same side as you
What, I wonder, is Snotty’s sworn oath worth? How many Snotoaths to the Toss?
gordon’s sworn oath – Y’Mean like the one he gave to us about our troops in Afghanistan ..”I promise our troops have everything they need to fight this war” ?
+++Sad notalaugh+++
Anyone who listened to his tractor stats and litany of lies this morning when he talked about afghanistan has to despair.
Why the hell are you blethering about details. I would have thought that the Chernyaev archive would have got you all up to high doh! We have socialist politicians either shafting us, or being willing to shaft us, and all you worry about are local problems. This is far more important, and has bugged me for years!!
The Chernyaev Diaries . “The unpalatable truth is that many ministers in government today rose through the ranks of a socialist movement……………..controlled by the Kremlin…..”
And who were /are they?
Ron Hayward – Labour’s Gen.Sec. 1972-1982
Foot, of course.
Kinnock
Jack Jones ( who was apparently even paid a salary by the Kremlin)
Brown, Harman, Charles Clarke, Margaret Beckett, Patricia Hewiit, John Reid, Darling, they all get a mention
Is aintbustinagut in there as well – I bet he is. And if there was money to be made from it bliar won’t be far away.
I wonder who else is lurking in the deeper reaches of those diaries???
I wonder if the BBC get a mention.
Little wonder they changed the law in relation to hanging traitors nell.
You can bet BBC people are in there big time!!!
The real scandal is that the US have had these since 2004 and this is only just coming out now.
Cheers Mike, good stuff.
[...] More politics than law, but I did enjoy Guido gloating that the guy he got sacked ended up having to pay for Guido to travel down and frustrate him further because he served the papers. I also think the Prime Minister under cross examination would be wonderful legal theatre. http://order-order.com/2009/11/06/nadine-v-hm-government/ [...]
RELAX YOUR SAFE IN THE UK
My wife has just tried to buy a SPUD GUN from a catalouge company and was asked to confirm she was over 18. She declined and was refused.
She then tried to order indoor fireworks and was told she would have to appear at a depot in Manchester to confirm her eligability. No massacre in Stockport tonight!
Wonder if spud guns are available in Iraq and Afganistan?
3,000 took part in illegal rave, claims Nadine Dorries MP
The Mid Bedfordshire MP said the youths were playing loud music and taking ecstasy all night, while they had no access to water at the Wavendon Heath site in Bedfordshire.
“We have 3,000 kids taking ecstasy with no water and a kid could die any moment. They’re still arriving in droves and there’s no safety here at all, there are no toilets, there are no facilities for them”, she said.
“There’s no safety here at all, there are no toilets, there are no facilities for them.”
She criticised the police for failing to act decisively.
The rave is believed to have started at about 3am on Sunday and was eventually stopped by police in the afternoon.
Police later estimated that the number of ravers was between 200 and 450.
A spokesman said: “We had some intelligence to suggest that a rave was planned in the vicinity of Milton Keynes/Woburn but information was too vague for us to act initially.
No doubt Mad Nads expenses and
publicity stunt distractionslegal adventures were done with the same eye to detail for estimating numbers accurately.Fucking shame
give them as much water as they can take until they die of hyponatremia
a former PR officer for the Sunrise collective, an organiser of raves and acid house parties in the late 1980s and early 1990s, might not agree with you
I imagine the other 2,500 are still negotiating the roundabouts.
the roundabouts in Mad Nads freaky brain
Thank fuck she hasn’t got her finger on the nuclear button.
So fucking what ?
Brown being a nutbag doesn’t excuse every other troughing piggy and nutbag in the commons.
Dubya being a religious fruitloop and complete vegetable with his finger on the button hardly excuses Bliar or Brown either does it ?
I suggest you attend some anger management classes chump.
I suggest you come up with some better excuses for a nutty Expenses Piggy twat
Do one butt fuck.
Kevin Maguire on HIGNFY. Where’s the fucking mute button….
try the off switch unless you really like looking at his weasely mug
It’s one of the few things I bother switching on for.
He hardly muttered a word.
He said next to nothing anyway but boy he didn’t look like he was happy with all the piss taking out of McDoom and Labour
Another fucking Jock
Well we have had the best of them
most of the oil and gas
The fish , cannon fodder
grouse shooting is now wank,
Who needs Trident and empty sub bases?
I say that we leave them to what they do best
Cross dressing, getting pissed and inventing shite like fried mars bars
Celtic c unts
Euromillions tickets to rise from £1.50 to £2.00 a line, a 33% price increase. Nice to see McDoom’s QE (we’ve run out of money so let’s print more of it) is starting to work.
Caroline Flint doing her stuff on radio 4’s any Questions. What a nerve she’s got!
Said Flint has just asserted that our EU membership has brought us “huge investment”. OK – we get some EU grant money, but our financial contribution vastly outweighs this.
Other than said EU grant aid, can anybody give examples of investment that wouldn’t have happened if we were not in the EU?
Don’t all shout at once…
Well, there’s the red tape mountain.
No one there with spunk enough to take her on! It’s not difficult to attack newlabour, is it? She’s a pushy woman, kept butting in, and Dimbleby didn’t keep her in check.
The story sounds like bollocks as there is very little chance that any libel trial will be in front of a jury.
This is wank.
well you are a wanker
A controversial Tory MP at the centre of the expenses scandal has put a SECOND daughter on the public payroll.
Shameless Nadine Dorries has handed just-graduated Jennifer an estimated £28,000-a-year taxpayer-funded job in her Commons office – weeks after complaining that the girl couldn’t find work.
“It would be suicidal of any MP to employ someone they couldn’t trust,” said Ms Dorries.
It takes one to know one. And it’s still wank.
it’s called Porkbusting and expenses fiddling but no doubt Mad Nads little minions and acolytes would like you to think it’s wank
I like to think you’re a wanker.
we already established you really like thinking about wanking
tell us something we don’t know wanker
MPs’ expenses: Tory MP Nadine Dorries admits she only spends weekends and holidays in her ‘main home’
Nadine Dorries tells the Commons authorities that her second home is a rented house in her constituency where she has claimed more than £18,000 in rent.
But when questioned by The Daily Telegraph about her living arrangements, she posted a message on the internet in which she admits her daughter goes to school in the area, she keeps her pet dogs there and she spends many of her weekends working there.
MPs’ expenses: Telegraph investigation in full She says she only goes “somewhere else” – either her holiday home in South Africa or the place she claims is her main residence – during free weekends and the parliamentary recess.
This suggests her constituency base is in fact her main or only home, which would mean she cannot pay for it using the £24,222 Additional Costs Allowance meant to cover the cost of running a second property.
Well we could start with the fact that you probably only feel fully relaxed wearing women’s clothes.
Keep your freaky George Osborne and Mandelson fantasies to yourself
This is a political blog so take your masturbatory fantasies back to whatever strange seedy corner of the internet you usually troll
Nadine Dorries was highly critical of David Cameron’s proposal to consider using all women shortlists, contrasting her own selection on merit in Conservative Home article and arguing against a move which would create “two clases of MPs”.
Dorries account of her own selection and subsequent criticism of shortlists appears to contradict a news report which The Times ran at the time of Dorries’ selection in 2005, reporting that party headquarters placed a majority of women on the shortlist and pressed for the selection of a female candidate:
“Mrs Dorries, who has three teenage children, easily beat her 11 rivals and won the plum safe seat on the first ballot at the selection this weekend. Party officials were thrilled that the seat has gone to a woman. Previously, only two women had been selected in the 17 safe seats where sitting MPs have retired. Senior party figures had made clear to local dignitaries that they would like the seat to go to a woman and presented the constituency with a shortlist of seven women and five men to underline the point”.
“Keep your freaky George Osborne and Mandelson fantasies to yourself
This is a political blog so take your masturbatory fantasies back to whatever strange seedy corner of the internet you usually troll”
Jeez, and there was I anticipating a witty reply. I should have realised it’s the brain dead shift on this blog at this hour on a Friday. I’ve had more fun watching paint dry.
Zero point for you I’m afraid.
more humourless pompous wank from the wanker
Nadine Dorries, the Tory MP for Mid Bedfordshire, said she would be affected by both the ban on employing relatives and, possibly, the proposed ban on second homes for those with constituencies within commuting distance of Westminster. “Last night we left my office at 10.30pm and I arrived at my front door at 12.50am,” she said. She expressed concerns for new MPs “leaving their family behind, staying in one-bedroom flats”.
“more humourless pompous wank from the wanker”
Nice of you to come clean.
yet another variation of your hilarious “It takes one to know one” response straight from the top drawer of intellectually challenging and thought provoking wit.
you really are a dull and tedious little fuck aren’t you ?
We’ve still to hear one reasoned word from you actually defending your heroine Mad Nads Expenses Piggery instead of toddler like responses but we all know why that is
Nadine Dorries: MPs ‘at suicide risk over McCarthyite witch-hunt’
The campaign to expose MPs’ Commons expense claims has become so personal that it has started to resemble a McCarthy-style witch-hunt, a Tory backbencher said today.
Nadine Dorries, the Conservative MP for Mid Bedfordshire, also warned that the relentless drip-drip of leaked claims was creating such an atmosphere of terror that there was a real risk of an MP committing suicide.
“People are seriously beginning to crack,” Ms Dorries told the Today programme on BBC Radio 4. “The last day in Parliament this week was, I would say, completely unbearable.
“I have never been in an atmosphere or environment like it, when people walk around with terror in their eyes and people are genuinely concerned, asking, ‘Have you seen so and so? Are they in their office? They’ve not been seen for days.’
“There’s a really serious concern that this has got to a point now which is almost unbearable for any human being to deal with.”
Ms Dorries’ comments, echoing postings on her blog, appeared to be part of a fightback by MPs tired of having their reputations dragged through the mud even though they may have broken no Commons rules.
In an angry outburst yesterday one MP who was forced to stand down over the size of his gardening bills complained that his critics had merely been jealous of his “very, very large house”.
“I’ve done nothing criminal, that’s the most awful thing,” said Anthony Steen, who spent £90,000 his second home, including big sums for lopping trees. “And do you know what it’s all about? Jealousy.”
Mr Steen was one of two MPs who confirmed their departure at the next election, the other being Ben Chapman, the Labour MP for Wirral South, who insisted that he had done nothing wrong despite allegations that he over-claimed £15,000 extra for mortgage interest.
“yet another variation of your hilarious “It takes one to know one” response straight from the top drawer of intellectually challenging and thought provoking wit.”
Thanks, I appreciate that.
Post something worthwhile instead of all this pathetic weaseling and ducking the question
tell us why you don’t think Mad Nads is a Piggy if you can ?
Guido has a lot of time for Nadine Dorries, she adds to the gaiety of the nation immensely. However she has really misjudged the public mood if she thinks there is any sympathy for MPs who are feeling stressed. Most people would like to see crooked MPs in jail, not getting psychiatric counselling for stress at the taxpayers’ expense. She seems to be saying that the ACA racket was known and understood by all to be part of an MP’s entitlement. Well that may be how MPs see it, but that is not how most people see it nor how it was in law.
The only MPs suffering stress are those that fleeced the taxpayer. They deserve more than that, they deserve to face criminal charges.
“Post something worthwhile instead of all this pathetic weaseling and ducking the question
tell us why you don’t think Mad Nads is a Piggy if you can ?”
Congratulations. You win the most boring post of the month, and that’s saying something given some of the paltroons who comment on here, believe me. Your prize? You don’t need to make a fool of yourself on here again, so fuck off.
“Congratulations. You win the most boring post of the month”
The previous post was Guido’s own post on this blog
You really are a clueless fuckwit aren’t you ?
Well done on making yourself look an utter idiot yet again.
Still not a fucking peep about the actual subject from the coward who doesn’t have the balls to defend Mad Nads but indulges in yet more pitiful weaseling
unless you can actually answer the question instead of all this embarrassing wriggling like a shitmunching worm you should Piss off and remove your head from Mad Nads fat arse
Telegraph Owners Take Down Nadine’s Blog
Dizzy has the scoop:
Some interesting developments have happened overnight. Nadine Dorries has seen the blog part of her website instantly taken down after she made allegations against the owners of the Telegraph Group, Sir David Barclay and Sir Frederick Barclay.
Lawyers acting for the Barclay brothers, Withers, instructed the takedown to Acidity via mail last night, citing the Acceptable User Policy. The takedown will be bolstered by the Godfrey vs Demon precendent, where an order can be made and it will be done instantly.
She did make some off the wall allegations on the blog, she is clearly angry with the Telegraph, but accusing the Barclay brothers of setting out to destabilise the political establishment because they favour UKIP and the BNP was a bit barmy. It did lead Guido to suggest yesterday that Nadine Needs a Holiday.
Telegraph Owners Take Down Nadine’s Blog
Dizzy has the scoop:
Some interesting developments have happened overnight. Nadine Dorries has seen the blog part of her website instantly taken down after she made allegations against the owners of the Telegraph Group, Sir David B-lay and Sir Frederick B-lay.
Lawyers acting for the B-lay brothers, Withers, instructed the takedown to Acidity via mail last night, citing the Acceptable User Policy. The takedown will be bolstered by the Godfrey vs Demon precendent, where an order can be made and it will be done instantly.
She did make some off the wall allegations on the blog, she is clearly angry with the Telegraph, but accusing the B-lay brothers of setting out to destabilise the political establishment because they favour UKIP and the B&P was a bit barmy. It did lead Guido to suggest yesterday that Nadine Needs a Holiday.
So we’ve established you’re a wanker, pompous, humourless, unable to discern satire and a coward who doesn’t have the guts to defend a piggy like Mad Nads because of a complete absence of intellect and fear of answering a simple question
so tell us instead of all the twatty bluster
why isn’t Mad Nads is a barmy Piggy ?
Tat, you fucking simpleton, you really believe that by posting this shite that you can singlehandedly bring about a hung parliament. What a deluded fucking minger. Why don’t you calm down, you’ll give yourself a heart attack if you carry on like this? Hey wait a minute, WTF am I doing?
You carry on mate, you’re doing a wonderful job…….honestly.
you really are a stupendous fuckwit aren’t you ?
I’m not tat you twat
Anything else you want to make a cun’t of yourself over ?
Like whether you will still run away like a coward from answering the fucking question instead of weasely whining and trying to change the subject
Have yet another try and don’t worry, we know that every single time you don’t answer just proves that bit more that you simply don’t have the intellect or balls to respond.
why isn’t Mad Nads is a barmy Piggy ?
Do one, butt fuck.
please calm down ladies.
thankyou.
It just gets better and better.
Take one pseudo ascedancy Irish twat and mix in with the mentalist wing of the troughing Tory party and what do you get???
A complete shambles that’s what.
Where will it all end?
Right wing bamsterism cannabilism, that’s what!!!
Its like watching an anaconda fighting an alligator
You don’t care who wins, you just enjoy the spectacle!!!
“As the Spectator says: ‘Indeed, New Labour, which has governed since 1997, cannot be understood unless these communist influences are taken into account.
‘Many of New Labour’s characteristics – its deep suspicion of outsiders, its structural hostility to democratic debate, its secrecy, its faith in bureaucracy, the embedded preference for striking deals out of the public eye, and its ruthless reliance on a small group of trusted activists, result from the lengthy detente with the Kremlin.’”
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225637/How-Kremlin-hijacked-Labour-Diary-Kremlin-insider-reveals-hold-Soviets-Labour-politicians.html#ixzz0W73jiyM1
You’ve been rumbled you treacherous bastards.
Interesting how Scratchy Cameron was supposed to be the heir to Blair, is he another Kremlin plant?
I fear the Forger’s Gazette has struck again!
Yeah, check his passport. It’s probably got ‘The Kremlin’ stamped on every page.
I find the references to both Brown and Kinnock fxxking frightening.
Are we already in the end game?
It makes sense that Milliprat is bailing out his russian masters obviously want him to cause havoc in Europe having already completed his task in Britain by turning the foreign office into a laughing stock.
I wonder who his controller is? Putin probably.
If this was the US there would be an outcry and Senate hearings on this. Indeed why does Cameron not DO SOMETHING about this scandal and indeed about the other recent revelation of NuLab’s use of mass immigration as part of a social engineering agenda – very Bolshevik.
Have they got something on him? It seems like an open goal to me. At next PMQ Cameron should ask Brown about his links to communists and what he knew about Labour’s links with Moscow. Darling and Straw were an avowed Marxists too FFS.
Yes, Camerons’s silence is deafening. They may have something on him – but then again he may be a willing little worker – remember the recent meeting he had with the Rothschilds and various Nu Lab luminaries ? – Lord R’s Notting Hill mansion, I think. The Blairs and Kinnocks were simply bought.
Kirkbride has instructed the Dent family to keep their mouths shut and leave it all to Dave to work behind the scenes.
surely you mean Bent ?
Blabbermouth Rita is incapable of keeping her mouth shut. She is frantically drumming up support because the financial future of her entire family depends on Kirkbride.
Kirkbride has ridden roughshod over the electorate and treated them with utter contempt. Kirkbride and MacKay obviously control Cameron. There is much more to this than meets the eye.
Who the fuck are all these people, and do we really care?
You may not know them and you may not care. But if you are a tory you should know them and be outraged. If you are not a tory you should be concerned about this little network of corruption and the impact it has on the body politic.
Arrest Kirkbride – that would cleanse the system. It would also trigger a cleansing of the tory party and keep that freak MacKay out of the Lords.
If that freak MacKay goes to the Lords it will be a great blow against democracy and decency, and a very bad reflection on the tory party.
The deal is: MacKay to the Lords, Kirkbride to be protected. The deal is being honoured.
Yawn….
Why yawn? Its more interesting than most leftwing political dribble.
Simples. Kirkbride must go -and now.
Guido, what are you running here, a ‘Help Insomniacs Sleep’ workshop FFS?
KEEP ON MESSAGE!
KEEP ON MESSAGE!
KEEP ON MESSAGE!
KEEP ON MESSAGE!
KEEP ON MESSAGE!
KEEP ON MESSAGE!
Mr Fawkes, shoot this fucking parrot will yer? He’s dumping his crap all over the freakin’ blog.
fight your own battles instead of crying for help cun’t
Bollock off tatty man you dopey piece of fuck.
Kirkbride might well be grinning about her success with scheming and spinning but the electors will give their own verdict on this disgraceful woman – and Cameron will not escape that verdict either. The whole Kirkbride fiasco is outrageous and a very bad reflection on Cameron. I say these things as a Tory and a Bromsgrove voter.
Yeah right.
The Kirkbride affair will dominate the election nationally.
Bollocks.
Wait and see!
It is very dangerous for Cameron to wait and see. A high-risk pro-Kirkbride stance will certainly backfire. He should act against Kirkbride now.
Julie Kirkbride and Andrew MacKay have both let it be known through the Dent family that David Cameron would never dare to take any action against either of them. Interesting?
It certainly is.
The solution is : arrest Kirkbride for fraud.
Have the Kirkbrides got something on DC?
“Have the Kirkbrides got something on DC?”
No.
No Way!!!
If cameron wants middle britain to vote for him he must accept that julie kirkbride has to be jettisoned.
Nell I am pleased to see that you comprehend the significance of the Kirkbride scandal. It is a dangerous route for Cameron to take. He needs to act, and publicly act, against Kirkbride now.
It’s clearly not a big political story or porkbusting or Guido would already have ran with it
Not necessarily.
It IS a big political story.
The Kirkbride affair is of significance both for the Conservative Party and for the health of the British political system. There is certainly more news here.
he said in desperation to try and keep the story going …..
This guy has obviously been screwed over personally by MacKay and Kirkbride, y’know they put sugar in his petrol driven lawnmower or summat, and he’s looking for revenge.
he said in desperation to try and pretend Krookbride isn’t a huge fucking embarrassment….
Not revenge, decency, with an element of “in respectful memory of the late Lorna Priddey”. Don`t be taken in by all the Kirkbride spin on this one either.
Revenge is not the right word, but whatever you deem the right word to be, it is “hot” not “cold”. You know nothing – wait and see!
Indeed as I said before, the Kirkbride story is real and it will not go away. Wait and see!
This is wank.
This is lovely, thanks for the hat-tip. I’m off to find her on u-Tube.
According to Haddows, McBride has consumned a fair amount of alcohol since his sacking. I worry about his health so I do.
Scotch pig – drink yourself to death.
The real war should be against Scotch pigs. We should kill every last one of the dirty retarded Nazi bastards.
Scotch animals are filth – burn the Scotch Nazi filth. Brown is Nazi Scotch Nazi animal. Blair is a Nazi Scotch animal. In fact most of the corrupt Nazi shit in the Nu LieBore party are Scotch Nazi animals.
Stab Nazi Scotch Hoons.
keep taking the tablets nutter
Fear not, the gorgon always comes smiling through.
Toilets is on HIGNFY
He’s developing a Darling eyebrows look.
Fortunately for all concerned, he barely spoke. Didn’t move much, either. Come to think of it, might have been a waxwork.
Mind you, they were doing funnies, so he was a bit out of his depth.
Should have had a tub of lard instead – miight have been more interesting
From ‘getting away with it’ and bigging up Ross Noble (who wouldn’t have seemed witty compared to him?) he’s off to a Labour back-slapping do in Southport. What a glamorous life he leads.
http://twitter.com/kevin_Maguire
I just hope he’s got rid of the dog-eyed droolface he was sporting from sitting next to Kirsty Young. He was squirming like a schoolboy with a stiffie.
“Toilets is on HIGNFY”
He’s certainly on something, the doped up fucker.
FFS
Two own goals in a week.
Dangerous Government + Useless Opposition = Angry Electorate
The only problem is that the establishment, including the courts, see politicians as ‘honourable’. In other words they are thought of as always being straight and always telling the “truth”.
I hope the jury will see through this misapprehension. They should do in the light of the expenses shennanigans and the banking manipulations we have been presented with over the recent past.
You know as well as I do Guido: he would be brutally anally raped with a wire brush in the witness box (been there, done that, avoided the T shirt), and of course his sphincter would remain totally in tatters for the rest of his life. Perhaps that is precisely the reason he’d like to bring it on.
Why does Gordon Brown, when speaking about Afghanistan, mention an alcoholic called Ada? He is often heard saying “Alki Ada”.
Its all to do with this:
Sarah, Sarah, wake up. I’ve had the strangest dream. I was in the Prime Ministerial car and we passed a road sign saying Wiltshire.
I found myself in a small town I didn’t recognise. The High Street was lined with masses of people dressed in black, wailing, moaning and crying. It was horrible.
Then we came to an airfield. A plane came in to land. It was a grey plane, a big plane, which had a strange eye on the side – it was blue with a red pupil.
People came running over to me. There were soldiers, airman, press people, men, women and children, the elderly. They had a look of joy and the deepest human love in their faces, their smiling faces. “Prime Minister”, they said, “We are so glad you have come”. The whole crowd cheered.
I turned to look at the plane, just as the cargo doors opened.
Go back to sleep darling, it’s only a silly dream.
Gordon’s Churchillian moment
” we will all succeed or fail together”
It leaves me speechless. This will go down in History
Will somebody You Tube please
This article shows up Cyclops for the liar he is re the ‘we are best placed’ line he gives out
Gross domestic product in Britain fell 0.4 percent in the third quarter, surprising many economists who expected slight growth helped by a weak pound. It was the sixth consecutive contraction, meaning Britain’s economy has probably failed to follow the United States, Germany, France and Japan out of recession.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/06/business/global/06rates.html?_r=1&ref=business
Dont kid yourself
GB in court over this silly matter…dream on
Hasnt Jew girl Nadine got better thing to do…like work, rather than her silly little vendatta
Evening Herr Goebbels
It was’nae me,
‘Cos nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn,
An’ ar’ sav’d tha wuld
An’ ar’ dae ma jobbys
Stop Press: hit on UK gold sales now $10.4 billion, or twice the current UK science budget.
ALRITE MATES THE MOSQUE TOLD ME TO VOTE LABOUR MATES
Lib Dem Peer used house he didn’t own to pocket £200,000 expenses
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225879/Peer-used-house-didnt-pocket-200-000-expenses.html#ixzz0W7fG0uK3
This has all ready been dealt with. The rule for designation of main homes for peers is that there is no rule for the definition of a main home for peers, so therefore no rules have been broken.
Exeter is disgustingly white and full of racists.
It must be because Labour-luvvie Emma Thompson says so:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6514846/Exeter-is-a-lovely-place-for-the-BNP-says-actress-Emma-Thompson.html
It`s predominantly white for reasons of history and geography, the same reasons why Lusaka and Nairobi are predominantly black. There are some racist idiots there: presumably Hampstead is a nasty person free zone. Except for some white half wits who think someone is a racist because they`re not proudly displaying their multicultural credentials all the time. Like adopting a trophy orphan.
I wonder if luvie Emma is troubled that China is shockingly full of yellow people, or that India is ‘hideously’ brown?
It looks like Emma’s orphan is another of those moral vanity pity pets. All the rage these days amongst the wealthy right-on celebrity set.
“So today’s news that Gordon has felt confident enough to visit Glasgow NE is very telling. A massive effort has gone into voter registration and getting postal votes, and Labour, surely, are going to win.”
A little snippet from http://www2.politicalbetting.com/
That snivelling coward Brown only turns up at cast iron electoral certainties. What a fucking weasel.
Time to bet on the SNP
the thought of the ruin going to one of the uks highest unemployment areas , and asking then to vote on labours record , immediately sounds like a khamikhazi trip
VOTE LABOUR, TO FUND MORE MARBLE PALACES IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES.
Guido,
Those cross-hairs now focussed on our beloved PM almost give me goose-bumps.
Go for it !
Alan Douglas
Gordon said: we will either succeed or fail in Afghanistan (what deep insight from the magnificent orifice) but we will succeed. Copenhagen; no chance of any agreements on climate, Gordon says: Due to our vital initiative…. My save the Planet, climate quantitative easing policy, Armageddon now put off for more than 50 days.
The only days I want to know are left to tick down, are the number of days Brown has left in office.
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
If you want to get away with all your ill gotten gains do you,
a) Move to another country
b) Change the law
c) Place a friend on the independent committee set up to enforce new recommendations.
d) Get your Russian comrades to distribute radioactive tea bags to the population.
e) Phone a friend.
d) Get somebody planted in the audience that coughs a lot.
Blimey!, just got modded for saying Saturday, whatever next?
Sunday?
Well well well, what do we have here?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6516741/Sir-Ian-Kennedy-the-man-reforming-MPs-expenses-is-Alastair-Campbells-friend.html
deceit
Yep, looks like the Kelly report will not be implemented by the MPs after all.
Kennedy is in Labour’s pocket.
Gosh, the little sausages.
And now it’s too late to do anything about it, we find out through an old Soviet’s diary that they have form as bona-fide traitors too.
Beat him with a club until he does as he’s told. There should be a lot more beatings with clubs in Westminster.
according to brown its all about al queda……………..
the whole world knows that they were started by ………………….
the CIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many terrorists attacks in the uk proven to be sponsored by al-q??????????
its all lies-
its what gordon does-
now why arent plod investigating the treason of neil pillock,charles clark,jack jones who gordon so loves etc etc…………
its all been outed in the u.s………..
will the plod grow some or just suck gordons shit covered cock?
Explain The nutjob muslim who just shot and killed 15 of his own friends and co workers in the US?
Al-Q is only a small cog in the islamic radical machine.
he was a nutjob
whilst the fort Hood massacre is troubling on the back of yet another sleeper in afghanistan CW ponders what major hasan was doing as a physcharist .
The thought of the ruin taking the oath is amusing perhaps him and tony will be in adjacent courts or enquiries to save the tax payer travel and accomodtion costs . A where has all the money gone fraud enquiry would be far more suitable .
perhaps the smear emails has some unfinished culpability , i would have thought gus odonnell would have wanted it cleaned up early, unless that is ??
cant really add much
My arse hurts – was Cameron at the same party as me?
Cameron is dirty Nazi filth. He is evil. His wife is a slag and his children are prostitutes. Burn the Nazi Hoon.
Said the Scotch Nazi. What a Brownout. Pathetic.
It was 4.39 in Glasgow on a Friday night, what else would we expect?
Saw snippets of Brown’s “big” speech on Afghanistan on Sky News, I don’t listen to his speeches in full anymore, he bores the hell out of me.
Why is it that he always sounds like a “headmaster”, and comes over as pompus when he wants to be humble. Has it not occured to him yet that every day that he leaves the troops in Afghanistan they are there because he has put them there, in danger for a corrupt government. How come he only mentions 93 soldiers when 240 have died since this stupid war was started by Blair. This Afghan war is turning into a shambles, and it will be the legacy of Brown in the last days of his premiership, failure for the un-elected Prime Minister of a country that used to be “Great”.
He’s an evil socio-economical, war criminal, akin to the worst Stalinists. Along with Blair, he should never have gained power. They should both be ******, before more damage is done (Oh yeah, we’re now ruled by EUSSR!)
Damian McBride’s partner in crime Maguire was allowed to grace the seat next to Ian Hislop in last night’s edition of ‘Have I Got News for You’.
Quite what the point of him being there was was lost on me because the intellectual dwarf that Kev is prevented him from uttering more than 3 or 4 words throughout the show. He added nothing to the event, showed himself up for what he is whilst Hislop, Merton and Merton’s antipodean guest left him stood at the starting gate clearly wondering quite why he was there, as indeed would have been the the studio audience, the TV audience and doubtless the producers, possibly the BBC1 Controller if not the governors of the BBC.
I doubt they will have him back…
Given all the todo about what the Beeb pays people it might be interesting to work out the cost per word of his appearance. It will probably be more than it costs to listen to Jonathan Ross, if that’s what you do.
He was, wasnt he?
Completely out of his fucking depth. Thats the quietest I’ve ever seen him. Typical northern chip on the shoulder fucking class warrior. How the Hoon ever got that far out of the gene pool is beyond me…
I like the idea of Gordon Brown being made to give evidence under oath. As he is constitutionally incapable of speaking for more than about 3 seconds without lying, surely a perjury charge would be the inevitable outcome.
Wheel it on – I’m happy to take the brief on a pro bono basis (unlike the troughers)
“Can you imagine the Prime Mentalist giving evidence on oath? Stammering and squirming with his inability to answer a straight question.”
Imagination be buggered, I want the BluRay so I can see every quiver and beed of sweat!
I would pay a huge amount of cash for the pleasure of watching Gordon Brown in the witness box, being torn a new arse by the judge for not answering the questions, saying things which made no logical sense, contradicting his own testimony, and coming out with outright blatent lies.
If Brown was ever put in the witness box, any barrister would be able to easily show him up for the lying sociopathic moronic loony that he is.
His “replies” might be accepted by the BBC or in Parliament, but they’d just be laughed at by any court, and he’d be held in contempt of court.
Y’know, given how you said it was not going to happen, probably hadn’t happened and couldn’t happen re McBride, why should anyone take any notice of you now?
Figures still wrong by the way.
Who are you talking to Guido?
Well let’s be accurate here. You claimed to have issued and served a writ. I suggested that was a porky pie and indeed it was. Of course I grant you I didn’t think he’d be spineless enough even to give you fuck-off money but I hold my hands up there.
And if you want to correct the Evening Hitler’s figures then no-one is stopping you.
Was there anything else?
Yeah, get me a beer you bitch.
You are very close to all this, Jimmy old son. Which of the smearing scumbags are you? And why were you all so inept that, faced with a mad troughing MP with kids on payroll you chose to make up sex stories rather than just put the truth in front of the electors? Complete shit for brains, if you ask me. No wonder your lot are 17 points behind the former Carlton Communications PR man in the polls.
Jimmy keeps poking him with a stick and for some reason he always bites. Not sure why.
Tony why ask?
its Friday and he probably hasnt a fucking clue about anything
Imagine an old folks home when the tea and biscuits get delivered
Confusion , the smell of piss and cabbage
Its how the exciting world of online journalism works
Oh it just occurred to me why the truth wouldn’t work – because your lot were also mad and troughing, on a grander scale, so it was pot/kettle/black. Silly me!
Oh well – never mind – you’re obviously coming from the blind side!