October 15th, 2009

Vote Reformer of the Year : Heather Brooke

Heather BrookeThe Reform think tank is inviting nominations for the “reformer of the year”.  Looking down the list there is one candidate who deserves to win.  Heather Brooke, the Freedom of Information campaigner who fought the Speaker and parliament to reveal the true venality of the political class deserves your voteIf it was not for her the troughing would still be going on unseen by the public today…

See also : Expenses Freedom of Information : Villains and Heroes


432 Comments

  1. 1
    Adam "I'm certain Eve was a virgin" says:

    she’s got my vote

  2. 2
    Adam "I'm certain Eve was a virgin" says:

    Not Eve, Heather

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Dick the Prick says:

    Very fruity – congrats!

  5. 5
    Road_Hog says:

    Done, she has to win it, the only person/s who won’t vote for her will be the MPs.

  6. 6
    Hugh Janus says:

    No contest, particulalrly when she is placed alongside the other contenders. A truly outstanding contribution to what remains of our democracy. If you can get an MBE just for winning a running race then this lass deserves a great deal more.

  7. 7
    Mitch says:

    Is a strange cookie, but has done well.

  8. 8
    Tubes says:

    I am in love

  9. 9
    Joe Public says:

    This’ll prove the power of Guido

  10. 10
    RestandBthankful says:

    She deserves to win and has my vote.

  11. 11
    Some bloke says:

    I’ll vote for her! Bollocks to Esther Ranzen.

  12. 12
    I love Shami says:

    Try putting “Heather Brooke” into a Google search and select Images……

  13. 13
    Nothing's changed Guido says:

    “If it was not for her the troughing would still be going on unseen by the public today…”

    It’s still going on though innit.

    And the data is gonna be redacted from now on innit.

    She’s done a good job but anyone thinking MPs have been reformed will be sadly disappointed

  14. 14
    Mitch says:

    depends on your child-proof settings!

  15. 15
    Rumour Monger says:

    o/t
    Britian’s economy was consigned to a list of those at ‘high risk’ yesterday because of the spiralling national debt

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220508/Britain-danger-going-bust-warns-EU.html

  16. 16
    ChrisC says:

    A great reformer and a fantastic pornstar according to Google.

  17. 17
  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Liam Byrne and Steve Richards; WTF are they doing on the list?

  19. 19
    Under a flower pot at the bottom of the garden until that c'nt brown calls the General Election says:

    I’d give her one as well.

  20. 20
    Sam Hart says:

    I’d slip her one. A vote that is.

  21. 21

    Brainy and fit as f…..

    She’s got my vote.

  22. 22
    sean says:

    Good looking gal as well, have you a telno?

  23. 23
    Winston (deceased) says:

    Good girl!

  24. 24
    Vote for Heather whatever the weather says:

    Heather trashing a New Labour dick over the expenses scandal.

  25. 25
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Anyone still foolish enough to be holding Sterling? Read this and weep:

    Oct. 15 (Bloomberg) — The Bank of England should expand its 175 billion-pound ($284 billion) bond-buying plan “as far as it takes” to fight off the threat of deflation, former Treasury adviser Roger Bootle said.

    “They will have to go a lot further,” Bootle said in an interview. “In the first instance, they should be prepared to go another 50 billion, and maybe even another 100 billion, but the point is not that. The point is being prepared to go as far as it takes.”

    Bootle is one of the most high profile and established economists in the UK. When he speaks, governments listen.

  26. 26
    I've shagged Darling's eyebrows says:

    Done

  27. 27

    Why stop with just “Reformer of the Year” here, how about getting her to take on that slippery snake oil salesman Tony Wots His Name for the top job across the Channel?

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    I vote for this person as 2009 Reformer of the Year because:

    “She is absolutely scrumptious, stunningly attractive, has beautiful hair and truly amazing breasts as well as being an incredibly nice person. What’s not to like?”

  29. 29
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Done.

  30. 30
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Good question.

  31. 31
    Irritable Brownal Syndromel says:

    Ah! The female of the species! How I salute this woman. Let the mayhem continue amongst the bastards

  32. 32
    Vote vote vote for Jacqui says:

    Jacquifivebellies says “I ain’t fucking voting for her”

  33. 33
    Lord Lindley says:

    Looks like she needs a holiday in the sun, or she the UK’s Sookie?

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  35. 35
    sean says:

    I suggest that in future we call something that forces changes to the political establishment and its culture from outside off the political establishment, and its resulting consequences as the “Brooke Effect”

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  37. 37
    Votes says:

    I’d give her one!

  38. 38
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    I not only voted for her I stood & applauded her as I did so.

    Top girl.

  39. 39
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Has the learned gentleman got any comment on the tsunami of inflation that is likely to be a direct cause of QE?

  40. 40

    Shortlisting Liam Byrne must be some joke on the labour party.

    Apols, but I voted for Carswell.

  41. 41
    Freedom! says:

    Sir Stuart Bellend. He appears like a spoilt child.

    Either he is as thick as pig manure or has no shame.

    MPs really have lost touch with reality and the ordinary man they allegedly represent.

    Go on, just pay up, then shut up, then retire.

    Time for some new blood.

  42. 42
    mmmm says:

    What a truly wonderful pair

  43. 43
    Cuts cuts cuts says:

    If we cut the £62 Billion we piss up a wall to the EU, then the UK would not be in dire straights it is currently in. No scratch that, we would still be in dire straights, but Gordon would have found another way to piss up a wall £62 Billion (rising to £67 Billion for 2010-11 tax year due to the fabulous deal Tony Blair signed on the UK’s behalf).

  44. 44
    PDM says:

    Do all these political class women buy their necklaces from the same shop?

  45. 45
    BillyBob says:

    I would give her one….my vote, that is !!

  46. 46
    The Inquisition says:

    Financial misconduct = Conservatives

  47. 47
    bandersnatch says:

    All sorted. Glad you brought the poll to our attention. Early on, she gave a very good account on TV of what she had done and why.

  48. 48
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    Farter-Fuck should be on the list. Thanks to their ineptitude baddies will think twice about trying to manipulate the media and starve the population of their right to information.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    did you get scabies after shagging Alistair?

  50. 50
    Master Baiter says:

    Seems more pleasant in print or on the radio.

  51. 51
    Margaret Beckett MP says:

    I think you must be referring to me so thank you young man.

  52. 52
    nell says:

    Yes done.

    She’s the sort of person we need in the HoL. People we end up with people like gorbals mick instead.

  53. 53
    Tokoloshe says:

    Got my vote

  54. 54
    Trousers Down says:

    I think Heather Brooke could and should give those wicked MPs a thoroughly good spanking!

  55. 55
    Cuts cuts cuts says:

    Inflation. That’s FAR too confusing for the average person to understand, remember, they have been educated by teachers stuffed with Labour values.

    Instead explain it like this.

    You have £10 in your pocket, but because of the fabulous asset stealing scheme New Labour and the Bank of England thought up, they are “printing” more money, and dumping it into the economy. As there is more of this money, your £10 is now no longer worth £10, but maybe £9 – or worse.

    The effect of all this money printing is not being measured, and why the official inflation rate is as low as it is, it is being rigged.

    Because of QE, everything claims to be the same price in the shops, but in reality it is not, it is more expensive.

    International investors are running a mile from the UK now, that’s why the guilts sales are failing. China doesn’t want to piss more of their hard earnt money up a wall, and is why they have recently talked of dumping the American Dollar as well.

  56. 56

    Carter Ruck Flashmob, 1pm

  57. 57
    nell says:

    Well I wondered why Alan Johnson and Angela Merkel were there. What have either of them done to warrant inclusion?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Please try and post coherently.

  59. 59
    rick says:

    Done.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    I would!

  61. 61
    Trousers Down says:

    Better with safe search off!

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:

    prick

  63. 63
    Master Baiter says:

    The point Bootle and many other reputable economists are making is that the threat of deflation far outwieghs the threat of inflation. In other words inflation is preferable to deflation.
    Like it or not and many quite reasonably don’t like it, savers will suffer. But the fact is that on the whole those with savings are older and not productive and those with debts are younger and productive. If it’s a choice between sticking it to the productive or the unproductive, the unproductive get it every time.
    That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

  64. 64
    nemo_sum says:

    Go, girl! You have my vote and my undying thanks, Heather.

  65. 65
    Master Baiter says:

    Hope this helps, she has a great face for radio.

  66. 66
    Swiss Bob says:

    You can see her here in the relevant Newsnight episode:

    Heather Brooke on Newsnight .

  67. 67
    Hugh Janus says:

    Ironic wasn’t it – the day Gorbals Mick, Commons Trougher-In-Chief, was enobled, his erstwhile troughers were whining like scroungers without benefits. It just beggars belief that the first and only Speaker effectively kicked out of office in 300 years is now sitting in the H o L.

    What a complete mockery, and what truly terrible depths we have sunk to when we reward conduct like his in this way.

  68. 68
    Bob Careful says:

    Her work may just be responsible for damaging Westminster, and Britain beyond repair.

    All this talk of kicking-out experienced politicians and replacing them with people off the street is scarey!!

    Do we really want Britain’s interests given away to Europe by 25 year old graduates with no experience of life.

    No thank you, we need to get a grip!

  69. 69
    Sir Lancelot says:

    Be still, my beating heart!

  70. 70
    Hugh Janus says:

    ‘Guilts’ – Freudian slip?

  71. 71
    nearly says:

    Hear Hear!

  72. 72
    Freedom! says:

    Yes, they can be surely no worse and at least might be honest.

    Next question….

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Haven’t they already been given away by the ageing troughers?

  74. 74
    Obama is a twat says:

    She gets top totty vote as well.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    I am not one of those MPs, therefore I disagree.

  76. 76

    Google 69 Paris Stuart Bell

  77. 77
    Kevin says:

    Whats Liam Byrne doing on the list?

  78. 78
    Road_Hog says:

    No, you’re an annoying fucking retard.

  79. 79
    Roger the Dog says:

    The female of the species is far deadlier than the male…..

  80. 80
    Hugh Janus says:

    “All this talk of kicking-out experienced politicians and replacing them with people off the street is scarey!!”

    Well, our present situation is pretty scary don’t you think BC? Could they really do any worse?? Do you not think that NuLiebour have already excelled themselves in damaging Westminster and Britain beyond repair??

  81. 81
    Road_Hog says:

    No doubt it’ll be on Youtube later.

  82. 82
    the sh it of the new says:

    The end of an era? As Labour fades and dies so does the vacuous sham that is Brit-art. The two nurtured and encouraged each other and deserve to die together.

    After Guido’s piece yesterday on Tracey Emin, Emin and her fellow charlatan Damien Hurst, are exposed in the Telegraph:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/6329047/It-couldnt-get-worse-for-Damien-Hirst.html

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    “Either he is as thick as pig manure or has no shame”

    Probably a bit of both. Also sounds like he’s losing his marbles too.

  84. 84
    RavingMad says:

    obvious choice – voted!

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    So because she’s showing up one of your thieving heroes, the best you can do is have a dig at her appearance is it Jonty?

    Given that your preference is same sex, I think we can probably ignore your thoughts on this matter anyway really.

  86. 86
    SO17 says:

    55 year old blokes with no experience of life haven’t done much better.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    If we don’t kick out Labour next May then the international financial markets will pull the plug on Britain.

    Sterling and gilts are only surviving at their current levels because the markets expect a Tory landslide after which Cameron will set about trying to clear up Brown’s mess.

  88. 88
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    Economies need people to save.

    Otherwise they end up as shit as the uk’s is right now.

  89. 89
    Tankboy says:

    Depends – If you do an advanced google Heather Brooke the 1st listing is quite interesting

    My view is that they both Heathers get my vote!!!!!

  90. 90
    Hugh Janus says:

    I think most of us had seen through them a long time ago! They are a complete irrelevance in my book.

  91. 91
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    “I vote for this person as 2009 Reformer of the Year because:”

    Guido said so.

  92. 92
    Hugh Janus says:

    The alternative is just too awful to contemplate.

  93. 93
    shelling-out says:

    Why?

    Idiot.

  94. 94
    NuAttackDog says:

    25 year old graduates? What have you been smoking? Parliament should be full of people who’ve made a success of themselves and actually have experience of living in the real world. Businessmen and women, entrepreneurs, doctors, scientists, soldiers, policemen, teachers, etc.. Restricted to 1 term of office, no-one under 35 and paid properly.

  95. 95
    shelling-out says:

    Ah, you and your Shining Wit – or is it the other way round?

  96. 96
    RavingMad says:

    careful – Bob…..

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    You must be a thieving, greedy troughing MP. Give us your name and I’ll come along and campaign against you in the next election.

  98. 98

    Forgive me if I’m really really dumb, but isn’t lending yourself money by buying bad cheques from yourself with money you don’t have the sort of thing that got Enron executives put in gaol?

  99. 99
    SO17 says:

    When saatchi’s £100 million ‘Art’ collection got burned up the loss adjuster should have made the insurance award on cost price.
    Tent=£10
    unmade bed=£5
    spunk covered sock=£0
    Just because saatchi was fool enough to pay a lot of money for second hand tat doesn’t mean we policy payers should subsidise that stupidity.

  100. 100
    Mr Ned says:

    Inflation is better than deflation to be sure, but moderate deflation is preferable to the hyper-inflation that QE risks if it is not managed very very very carefully. There are signs of significant inflationary pressures building within the system already that are not yet feeding through to the RPI. if these pressures are ignored, then inflation could take off like a rocket as the measures required to stave off inflation need to be applied in plenty of time. Otherwise huge hikes in interest rates will be required, that will hit anyone who exports, as the pound increases, and it will hit mortgage payers and people with credit cards very hard, this risks plunging us into recession.

    the swings in the economy begin to happen faster and the oscillations become bigger as ever more desparate tactics are required to try to get things back on an even keel.

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    shelling-out says:

    Why not? We’ve already got 30-60 year old men and women who clearly have no experience of life, economics, or anything else come to that.

    These people are destroying our country and its economy bit by bit. They need to be got rid of – and soon!

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    Good article but should have been written 10 years ago. Most people saw through these con-artists like Hirst and Emin, back then while the art critics were still trying to convince us they had talent.

  104. 104
    shelling-out says:

    I don’t think the sheep was too hapy either.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Waiting for his cappucino.

  106. 106
    Gordon Boomenbust says:

    “Undermining the democratic process” – I hope your tongue was firmly in cheek(?!)

    Just judging by results, I’m often left wondering as to the point of the democratic process – if it’s to committing fraud and wasting huge sums of other peoples’ money (with a side-order of immortalising Politicians’ vanity), then mission accomplished.

  107. 107

    She got my vote – well done for her.

  108. 108
    Nowhere man says:

    But if those savers decide to sell their houses,spend their hard on cash on say, a world cruise for five years, gifts to grandchildren, an enourmous piss up etc and then come back and demand free housing from the state then , erm .. how’s that going to work?

    You expect the people to just suffer. They won’t though. They will bugger off to Spain or South America again won’t they. Even if they stay their savings will mean they need extra assistance from the Great Gord. Heating allowance, free loft lagging, free boilers, free double glazing, free health care, free travel, free day centres, free meals, free TV licence, free books etc.
    Going to be a bit hard to do what the useless Blears said only yesterday. End all poverty by 2010. Even for this spinpiece of a government that seems a soundbite too far.

  109. 109
    Bordeaux Binger says:

    I’m in lust.

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    So Stuart Bell is a pornographer eh? No wonder he was on the side of all those kiddie fiddlers.

  111. 111
    Odds Bodkins says:

    She’s got my vote. I think Susie Squire, campaign manager of the Taxpayers’ Alliance deserves to be on the list too. Plus she’s a bit of a babe.

  112. 112
    shelling-out says:

    Troughing. An award would look good on his CV.

  113. 113
    South of the M4 says:

    Classic. Blame the messenger, ignore the message. It is not she who has done the damage.

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    I’m sure she’s wonderful and all that, but are there any other Aussies out there who think she looks just a bit too much like Pauline Hanson?

  115. 115
    Murray Rothbard says:

    Destroying the currency, as Brown is doing, will damage all of us and send UK living standards down the pan for generations.

    It’s time for the government and the deranged spendaholic half of the population to start paying back debt and living within their means otherwise they will take us all down with them.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Sterling is toast anyway but more QE will just send it into a Zimbabwean/Weimerean death spiral.

    Perhaps that’s what Brown wants. After all he is a sociopath who hates us all.

  117. 117
    nell says:

    More than those MP’s.

    Where I come from you live on what you earn not what you can trough from the taxpayer for as little work as possible.

    As for Angela Merkel, well she and sarkozy at the moment are scheming and pressuring to get the Czech President impeached and removed because he is blocking their Lisbon Treaty. What’s reforming about that?

  118. 118
    MisterE says:

    If there’s another award for the most odious smarmy twat, then Stuart Bell definitely gets my vote for that…

  119. 119
    Money says:

    Gordon Brown is eying up China’s “unproductive” currency reserves.

  120. 120
    Dick the Prick says:

    Whoops – didn’t realize we had to vote – have now done. Steve Richards?!? WTF?

  121. 121
    albacore says:

    Reform is not necessarily beneficial or benevolent.
    Over the last year marxist reforms have again accelerated our country’s decline.
    Step forward the unlisted one and only contender: James Gordon Brown.

  122. 122
    Obama is a twat says:

    Are you the sort of mong that votes Labour coz your dad did and his dad did and his dad did and his dad did?

  123. 123
    Monty says:

    How come this post doesn’t have a tottywatch tag ?
    This young lady is seriously yummy. Not to acknowledge this is disrespectful, young Guido.

  124. 124
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Are you the wife of the MP who was simpering on Pravda Toady this morning?

  125. 125
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    I was joking Mr. twat

  126. 126
    Gordon Boomenbust says:

    Yep, I was nearly swayed by Carswell

  127. 127
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Being a rabid tribal socialist you are by default economically illiterate.

  128. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, she certainly deserves some accolades. Ironically, bitterly so, I suspect, it took an American to point out what the British still cannot see: that their serf mentally is doing this country irreparably harm. Next, the finances and chicanery of Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg and co. If you think that MP’s were shady and dishonest wait until you see what emerges from “Her Majesty’s” past.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    “Reform is not necessarily beneficial or benevolent.
    Over the last year marxist reforms have again accelerated our country’s decline.”

    Incredible. Words fail me. This is not even funny.

  130. 130
    nice says:

    ding dang dong

  131. 131
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    Would you describe her as young?

    She’s old enough to be Master Baiter’s Mum.

    Ah yes, she’s young.

  132. 132
    Master Baiter says:

    Curiosity killed the cat.
    Satisfaction brought it back.

  133. 133
    Master Baiter says:

    She’s under forty but looks much older.

  134. 134
    Mark H says:

    Hmmm, I don’t think so – just look around. Women are good at whining, mind.

  135. 135
    Mark H says:

    …well, spiders and mantids maybe, but they don’t exactly rule the world now, do they?

  136. 136
    Mmmmmm - says:

    Thats the Black Police Officers Association knackered then.

    And about 30 or so taxpayer funded charities that discriminate against other groups.

    Well done Nick Griffin – you have struck a real blow for freedom in Britain with todays court case.

  137. 137
    Daveyone says:

    I think Guido has been vote reformer of the past 5 years and long may he reign!

  138. 138
    chronic says:

    All the best artists are dead, Hirst and Emin please take note.

  139. 139
    THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

    She sounds perfect. Ask Dave Cameron to nominate heras she is line with his thinking (is she?)

  140. 140
    I would too says:

    More images required.
    Rear of the year?

    http://www.rearoftheyearcompetition.com/contact.html

  141. 141
    nell says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220469/Jacqui-Smith-shameless-haggles-500.html

    I see jacqui hasn’t quite escaped Legg’s scrutiny. He has demanded she pay back £1500 . Unbelievably she is saying she will only pay £1000 This woman is shameless.

    It’s also good to see that she is being investgated by the DT over the sale of her previous Redditch home on whih she made a huge profit. THe house was designated as her 2nd home and she refuses to tell the DT whether or not she paid CGT.

    On top of that thousands of her own constituents have signed a petition for her to stand down as their MP and for her not to be allowed to go the HoL.

  142. 142
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    Who … your mum?
    Poor woman. Not surprised.
    Does she ever go to applejacks?

  143. 143
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I bet Esther Rantzen is jealous. Is she still hoping to make a bit herself by standing for Parliament?

  144. 144
    Master Baiter says:

    The fact of the matter is that savers are going to lose in this crisis, whoever gets in.

  145. 145
    ferret says:

    Some Conservatives,some Nuleibor,some Lib Dems,some MEPs ,some some some.
    Some are filth I agree but don’t paint them all the same Bigot

  146. 146
    Master Baiter says:

    Her neoghbouring MP is Julie Kirkbride (Conservative).

    Julie Kirkbride is primed and ready to blow!

    It’s so easy and the Conservitudes are so weak.
    Why don’t they sort her out, now?

  147. 147
    shelling-out says:

    Heather Brooke is the epitome of honesty and integrity and our MP’s would do well to take a leaf out of her book.

    I’m surprised Gordon hasn’t asked her to work for him.

  148. 148
    shelling-out says:

    Greedy, grabbing and mean.

    Labour. It’s what we do best.

  149. 149
    Mongrel says:

    Horsehit, SDMP. I could do it better, as follows:
    1) I would not steal
    2) I would not hire vermin like McBride and Draper to smear and intimidate colleagues
    3) I would turn up for work
    4) I wouls not piss away public money like the MOD.
    Democracy relies on people like Heather to protect us from constant attempts by the executive to abuse and undermine the democratic process.
    Fuck off to stalinisthome.com where you belong.

  150. 150
    Master Baiter says:

    Please look on iplayer for a recent appearance of Heather Brooke on Newsnight, the answer is there.
    Urghh!

  151. 151
    pissed off voter says:

    Agreed, Bell is an obnoxious little shit. And when he offers retrospective rule change as a defence of MPs what he is actuay saying is that left to their own judgement, MPs have no concept of morality.

  152. 152
    Master Baiter says:

    Julie Kirkbride MP Conservative

    hahahaha

  153. 153
    shelling-out says:

    I’ll bet he’s quaking in his boots.

  154. 154
    shelling-out says:

    Pot, kettle, black.

  155. 155
    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    No, he’s an ANGLE!

    ??????????????????????????????????

  156. 156
    Comrade Gorgon Brownstainovich, the Bonkers Benefactor of Bent 'n Bonkers Bankers says:

    ‘Bonuses for Bankers’ (Toimes)

    It was’nae ma’ fulty ye un’stn’

    I wuz a’savin’ tha’ wuld!!

  157. 157
    Adam "I'm certain Eve was a virgin" says:

    Sample ……”Bell set out his own sexual agenda some years ago when he wrote a novel called Paris 69. Though it is now sadly unavailable, here’s a sample: ‘And she keeps on sucking, sucking and nibbling and filling me with yearning, with desire to thrust her back on the bed now, strap her to it the way the schoolteacher had shown me… I wanted that she be tied to the bed and I dominate her, rape her, burst inside her and be cleansed.’”

    God I hope Heather doesn’t read this….she would never sit next to him in a studio again

  158. 158
    Old Nick Heavenly says:

    What’s your ANGLE?

  159. 159
    shelling-out says:

    Oh dear. Touched a nerve, have we?

  160. 160
    JMT says:

    Top one to add to the list Zanulabour have given us.

    Hoon; any slimey politician on the take/make
    Brownies: bare-faced lies
    Blair Effect: bullshitting your way to personal gain at others’ expense.
    Brown effect: anti-midas touch.

  161. 161
    Mmmmmm - says:

    tribal hoon.

    fuckwits like you made the third reich possible.

  162. 162
    shelling-out says:

    Reincarnation. Labour’s Motto.

  163. 163
    pissed off voter says:

    she gets my vote. It’s fortunate that she is on the list because none of the others have done anything by way of reform – many of them have talked a lot and achieved nothing.

  164. 164
    An unelected organ grinder, together with his unelected monkey (on the end of his chain) says:

    We don’t want that sort of unelected person in the HoL!!

    Besides, what would Noo_Lie_Bore Wimmin say?

  165. 165
    master fuckwit says:

    Ignore Jonty.

    Wankstains like him are those little toadies that hang around with bullies.

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    nell says:

    Methinks you’re obsessed with Jule Kirkbride.One way or the other she’s out of a job next election anyway. Try widening your horizons. Go and look at Edballs and yvette’s expenses or aintbustinagut’s or smalik or jacquismith’s or hazelblears or alastairdarling.

    Why is it that a significant number of labour mp’s troughed to the max and that nowhere near the same percentage of tories did?

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    El Presidente Bliar (emoting and wiv sanctimonious leer) says:

    I nurtured them first – remember ‘Cool’ Britania – the ‘Happening’ place?

    Now, – where’s my air guitar? – no that’s not my ‘Heir’ guitar as in Camerhoon – geddit – haHaHaHa

  168. 168
    Archbishop Tutu says:

    Who’s going to be the first black member of the BeeNPea?

  169. 169
    shelling-out says:

    The problem with Master Baiter (aka, Charles), is that he doesn’t get it.

    He (supposedly) reads our posts, yet still thinks we are all gunning for Labour over the expenses. For the record, MB, they are ALL greedy shysters. I don’t care which party they come from. If Labour want to gain the trust of the electorate, Gordon should be pulling his people into line over this through the Whips. At least DC has done it. I know the Conservatives and Lib-Dems are just as guilty.

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    Mongrel says:

    I’m sure you would. You’re a Stalinist, as I said earlier, and that’s what you do – jail people who disagree with you. Go back to the gulags.

  171. 171
    JMT says:

    They already have been given away on the advice of 25 year-old graduates as they helped our so-called honorable members fill in their expense forms.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Spot on.
    But don’t forget the ‘reforms’ of the last 12 years.

  173. 173
    Master Baiter says:

    Two straight questions:

    1. Is Kirkbride standing again or not?
    2. What, if anything, does the leader of the Conservitudes have to say about it?

    Answer:
    1. Yes
    2. Nothing

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    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    Richard Reid.

    He has a confused identity and could be talked into anything

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    shelling-out says:

    Could it be that the Labour MP’s have now got quite used to living the high life and don’t want it taken away from them?

    Champagne Socialists.

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    Alsitair Campbell says:

    “epitome of honesty and integrity”

    No chance of a job in ZanuLabour at all – now that Jo Moore bint….

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    Anonymous says:

    The Tories don’t need to for the main part, as most of them have had proper jobs before they got into government, and come from a long line of people who have had proper jobs. Unfortunately whether or not the proper jobs comment can be applied to DC is debatable, but to my mind, there’s more that did the whole student—–>researcher/lackey/arsekisser—–>parachuted into a safe seat thing in Labour than any of the other groups of morons that are political parties in this country. Of course the odd one or two also spent time ruining a local council somewhere before getting into parliament a la Darling/Blunkett.

    I know Jonty MB thinks all “Conservitudes” are rich, never do any work and live off trust funds and chunky inheritance legacies, but that’s simply not true. Piers Fletcher-Dervish was actually a fictional character, but given Baiter and his chums’ problems with distinguishing fact from fantasy, I suspect the poor little mite is doing just that here.

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    Anonymous says:

    A strange combination of tame, and overwrought – a product of its time, thankfully past.

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    I like boobs says:

    Nice rack

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    shelling-out says:

    Master Baiter

    DC has already made it clear to Julie Kirkbride that she will have to explain herself in person to her constituents.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5394327/MPs-expenses-Julie-Kirkbride-will-stand-down-if-David-Cameron-asks.html

    Exactly what has Gordon done about the troughing Labour MP’s?

    A: Nothing.

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    Heather's the girl for me says:

    I have never been to Egypt so you’re wrong

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    Engineer says:

    Looking at some of their output, Hirst’s and Emin’s talent expired some considerable time ago.

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    Kim says:

    I don’t think you chose the best picture of Heather Brooke to illustrate your post, but maybe it represents to you something different to what it represents to me.

    However I think your ‘award nomination’ is absolutely right. This is a seriously nice person doggedly pursuing creditable aims and doing it with facts. Every time I see her interviewed, most recently on Newsnight, I am struck by her integrity and lack of cheap political point scoring.

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    streamfisher says:

    New Labour- the films:

    * Carry On Sergeant
    * Carry On Nurse
    * Carry On Teacher
    * Carry On Constable
    * Carry On Regardless
    * Carry On Cruising
    * Carry On Cabby
    * Carry On Jack
    * Carry On Spying
    * Carry On Cleo
    * Carry On Cowboy
    * Carry On Screaming
    * Carry On Don’t Lose your Head
    * Carry On Follow That Camel
    * Carry On Doctor
    * Carry On Up The Khyber
    * Carry On Camping
    * Carry On Again Doctor
    * Carry On Up The Jungle
    * Carry On Loving
    * Carry On Henry
    * Carry On at Your Convenience
    * Carry On Matron
    * Carry On Abroad
    * Carry On Girls
    * Carry On Dick
    * Carry On Behind
    * Carry On England
    * That’s Carry On! Compilation
    * Carry On Emmannuelle
    * Carry On Columbus
    Infamy! Infamy!, they’ve all got it….. in for me.

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    Meerkat Manners says:

    No, not bloody Heather Maccartwheel-Oakpitprop. It’s Heather Brooke.
    Simples.

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    Nickolas Griffon MEP says:

    I welcome the c*ons and paks into the party with wide arms.

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    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    You are the wife of the MP heard sobbing on Pravda Toady this morning & I claim my £5 – & no you cannot have a receipt.

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    BPOA says:

    Stuffed us right up. Now we will have to let whitey in to our Association.

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    Master Baiter says:

    The MoD spends more than 85 million for 8,000 officers’ children to attend Public School.
    Public School fees for forces officers on the state is ok though isn’t it?
    If they’re away, which most of them aren’t and their spouses certainly aren’t, shouldn’t they just be send their sprogs to a state school with boarding facilities?

    It’s a perk of the job, that’s why some people choose to become officers in the forces. It’s an understood part of their remuneration and per child it’s worth a cool and tax free 20,000 a year or on average 44,000 after tax, Yum Yum.

    Nice perk!

    Why aren’t the smearers on this site chasing our men and women (who went to public school themselves) on this?

    Just askin’ like, yunnoe.

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    Stronghold Barricades says:

    Who are all the other non-entities?

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    Master Baiter says:

    27 May, things have moved on considerably, to the extent that

    1. She is standing again.
    2. The leader of the Consewrvitudes is going to do nothing about it.

    That’s right
    1. Yes
    2. Nothing

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    Nickolas Griffon MEP says:

    I could become as popular as Geert Wilders party on a reformed effort as an anti-islamic expanionist party.

    I would like to invite all members from the British public that are against militant islam and it’s growing foothold in this country to join my party.

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    Mitch says:

    have a heart, she says she thinks twice before buying anything now.

    JUST LIKE THE REST OF US YOU TROUGHING WIFE!!! ONLY WE CAN’T CLAIM IT FUCKING BACK!!

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    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    As my MP stated personally to me….”when all this nonsense over MPs expenses is over…..” Easter 2009

    Yes it’s true. He really said that.

    Stupid git.

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    Robin says:

    let’s go get them Batman

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    Infamy, they've all got it in for me says:

    Carry on using my monicker

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    streamfisher says:

    Could be because state schools don’t have boarding facilities, just a thought yunnoe.

  198. 198
    Master Baiter says:

    In school the word is fag.

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    Ivor Svartsaab says:

    Thank you for posting that video. The bloke hasn’t got a legg to stand on.

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    Imagine says:

    Imagine being the water in the toilet pan in Widdecombe’s house…..

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    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    She’s great.

    But why does it take an American to sweep our pigsty?

  202. 202
    Gurner says:

    Thats my line. ‘Nice Rack’!

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    The Admiral says:

    Common sense morality rules, OK?

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    Ivor Svartsaab says:

    She’s a loveley and brave person. Thank you Heather

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    Doc Trough says:

    I am an Oxtail drinker
    I drinks it all of the day.
    I am an Oxtail drinker
    The staff know I likes it that way
    I am a bald Hoon
    My gaffer is gay….

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    ed balls says:

    I have just spent £3 million refurbing MY offices to look like a Cologne brothel with a Muslim prayer room attached.

    So what?

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    Gurner says:

    Nice Glands! I’m switching.

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    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    Yes what you say is truE.

    If you removed this “perk” you would have no Officers. There is no other reason now to be in the Services in the Officer class. There is no money, no support for injury, sub standard housing, poor pay. But that doesn’t bother you I know.

    The reason the “perk” exists is because the Officer is moved from place to place within the UK at short notice and travels abroad and is sometimes committed abroad at short notice. What would you have the family do? Move the children from one school to another every few months from one county to another, from one country to another?

    I know you are a wa**er but really you show yourself to be especially stupid from time to time.

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    Oh dear says:

    Two people who really should get a vicious disease that just can’t be treated.

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    shelling-out says:

    Just like Gordon, then. Two of a kind.

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    Engineer says:

    It has always been something of a mystery to me why the art world went along with all the hype. The majority of the public wasn’t taken in, and it’s good to see that the critics are catching up with the public.

    A mate of mine was dragged round Tate Modern by his better half, and later reported that he was quite impressed by the building, but the best work of art in the place was the overhead crane in the gods.

    How come we don’t hear it for artists of real talent and achievement? I’d nominate Terence Cuneo, David Shepherd and Gordon Beningfield – all people who did their own work, to a high technical standard, and understood and cared about the things they painted. People of quiet integrity.

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    Mitch says:

    my brother gets help ‘cos he and the wife are posted aroad. It’s not troughing and the family are apart for long periods so he can do his job kind-of defending the country.

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    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    “At” school, you squit

  214. 214
    shelling-out says:

    Go somewhere else if you’re bored.

    We’re not stopping you.

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    The Admiral says:

    Done

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    Anyone but Gordon says:

    Socialism = Bankruptcy

    Financial incompetence = New Labour

    Jilted John was 100% right !

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    streamfisher says:

    Carry on Shakespeare and Kenneth Williams.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Don’t recognise any of those cocks.

  219. 219
    Gurner says:

    Still dont think she could turn Mandlefluff

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    The Admiral says:

    Not exactly bright are you.

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    Mongrel says:

    What ignorance SDMP? Just words, no facts or arguments from you, but then talk has always been cheap and action scarce so far as Labour is concerned.
    I have built a business from scratch that has contributed over £1 billion to the UK balance of payments in 10 years. I pay for the likes of you to waste your time and our money pissing off other citizens and pursuing your stalinist agenda. I know more about real life and real economics than any of you moronic political wonks will ever learn in a lifetime.
    Go rot in hell.

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    shelling-out says:

    You forget, that Labour could have scrapped this if they’d wanted to. After all, they’ve had enough time to do it.

    Are you saying that places like America and Canada have no such class school system?

    Most people can’t help where they went to school. I can’t help the fact that I went to a comprehensive school in South East London and, although I would have liked to have beeen given the opportunity to go to a grammar school, my grades weren’t good enough at that time.

    It’s no use blaming people over things they probably had no control over – like their education. It really is getting a bit tired.

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    Sent by Blueberry says:

    Fink youll find taht lots of people wot are working abroad wil av skool fees contribusions from there bosses, overwise vay wouldn’t get peeple to work for vem.

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    Engineer says:

    Agree entirely. If MPs had conducted themselves with honour and public service in mind (which is what they’re supposed to do) then Heather Brooke would have had no need to do what she has been doing.

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    I think it’s because she looks rather Foxy…

    Pics of Foxy Peeps = Pageviews.

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    Doc Trough says:

    Done gladly.

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Because Americans have got some spunk in them.

  228. 228
    Nickolas Griffon MEP says:

    coz the foooking immigrants breeding with population has brought the standards down.

  229. 229
    Gurner says:

    Carry On Moneypit
    Carry On Moneypit 2 ‘Draining the Main Vain’

  230. 230
    Monica says:

    Some Americans have got spunk on them.

  231. 231
    Bardirect says:

    Carry on Prime Minister
    Carry on Labour
    Carry on Stuff the ballot box
    Carry on steal the election
    Carry on down the drain.

  232. 232
    anonemo says:

    So where are these army bases populated only by officers? Do the other ranks get this perk?

  233. 233
    Anonymous says:

    cue filthy joke at Heather’s expense

  234. 234
    Master Baiter says:

    They do, for other ranks, yunnoe.

  235. 235
    R.McGeddon says:

    Carry on Bankrupting Us.

  236. 236
    resurgemus says:

    Maybe Labour MPs are leaving a loophole so their kids can finish their education if the MPs get booted out.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    yes

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    Genghiz the Kahn says:

    Heather Brooke

    Steve Bundred, Liam Byrne, Vince Cable, Douglas Carswell, Michael Gove, Alan Johnson, Angela Merkel, Tim Montgomerie, Steve Richards.

    Odd how some could even be considered as ‘reformers’, Richards could be almost accused of being a serial press release rewriter, but reform.

    Byrne the ministerial clown who failed to obey his own law on the use of mobile phones.

    Perhaps Baroness Scotland ought to be included as a reformer, as she has single handedly piloted a law through the House of Lords, only to be the first individual to be prosecuted under its terms. Ho, ho.

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    Just wondering says:

    Absolutely O/T but:

    It would appear that the Bee En Pee is going to change its membership rules because of an ongoing court case:

    “The Equality and Human Rights Commission issued County Court proceedings against the far-right party on August 24 after voicing concerns its membership criteria were restrictive to those within certain ethnic groups.”

    So what are the Society of Black Lawyers and the National Black Police Association, then, if not similarly restrictive?

  240. 240
    Snuggles says:

    Well done Heather!!! Her work on this should not go unnoticed.

  241. 241
    streamfisher says:

    Nobody in this Country has got the gumption to attempt clean out the Stygian stable, too many vested interests, morality has moved offshore.

  242. 242
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    I just watched the interview with heather and bell on the bbc and I must say thank you twice: Once for the tireless effort in bring about exposure and secondly; for promotion to the wool and jumper industry.

  243. 243
    Mongrel says:

    My television? What’s that got to do with the price of chips? Running out of things to say are we? Not one thing you have posted on here today has made any sense at all.

  244. 244
    Nickolas Griffon MEP says:

    We are the true progressive party of the united kingdom

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    Nickolas Griffon MEP says:

    I say I say no one can say we are racist party anymore

  247. 247
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    Dont be daft. How can you have a black association with non-blacks in it? Like a pilots association without pilots. Or a blackporsche owners club without blackporsche owners?

  248. 248
    ed balls says:

    Look, the Bee Nnn Pee are a far left party – thats why we in ZanuLabour are crapping ourselves – they are the real socialist voice in this region of the EU.

    As for the NBPA SBA they will of course get exemptions from Harriets Law because they are black – stupid.

  249. 249
    streamfisher says:

    No they fucking don’t!, If you want to talk about ordinary servicemen’s accommodation and the disgraceful condition that’s in, well who’s fault is that I wonder, hmm now let me think!

  250. 250

    You are Mark Oaten and I claim my 5 Quantitatively Eased pounds.

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    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    Officers with children have signed for 15 years

    Next

  252. 252
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    Shit happens

  253. 253

    HAHA,

    Someone thinks the peoples of Europe will get a say.

    We’re slaves now and don’t forget it.

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    If you wanted to publish a one page troughing guide of prospective guests on say, Question Time, that could be accessed by the audience pre-show, perhaps even distributed in leaflet form, where is the best source of information?

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    hmm… get a voice changer OH … you sound like a nerd

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    Sent by Blueberry says:

    Carry on carry on

  258. 258
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    Well said Steamfisher.

    The disgusting state of repair our Service personnel are enduring is a disgrace.

    Absolutely shocking.

    I’d crawl back under your stone quietly Master Baiter you are making a fool of yourself

  259. 259
    Grrr says:

    Carry on? Better not to. Call an election instead.

  260. 260
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    Carry on taxing

  261. 261
    resurgemus says:

    so what’s the difference between a public school and MPs like say Tony Blair paying for a private Tutor to get their child better grades , or prepared for Oxbridge ?

  262. 262
    Daveyone says:

    May I offer some culture to these proceedings?

  263. 263
    Max says:

    Jeez, you’re scraping around if you think there is any comparison between MP’s troughing and what they get in the Armed Forces, officers or not.

    This “perk” (ask any kid how jolly it is) is there for practical reasons; does it not also apply in the FO and used to apply in the “colonies” too eg Hong Kong police had same perk?

    And after all MP’s are hardly laying themselves on the line for this country, unlike those forces in Afghanistan now! Unbelievable MB.

  264. 264
    Francis Futurama says:

    “Blair was seriously in need of psycho-analysis. Brown is even more insecure as a Premier. He is almost totally blind. Visiting heads of state are asked not to offer their hands first in greeting as he may miss it. His corsets do not inspire confidence. His upper dentures do not meet his lower dentures. He has some mysterious disability which results in an uncontrollable dropping of his jaw. The pursed lips of his smile suggest job losses more than pleasure. From the fear dilated eyes of Blair to the blindness of Brown, however, the defining word is not ugliness. It is inadequacy. Democratic leaders are not fit for high office.”

    http://www.shaykhabdalqadir.com/content/articles/Art088_07012009.html

  265. 265
    streamfisher says:

    Any time soon Breakfast time Tv will feature as its guests a Miss Sheep and a Mr Kangaroo proudly exposing their knitted offspring to the nation… Little Wooly Jumper.

  266. 266
    Anonymous says:

    Just out of interest MB, do you have any figures for how much it costs to educate a pupil in the state system per year?

    Also funny how you choose to ignore the fact that some of those officers are the ones who get sent into warzones when your precious Tony and Gordon decide we’ve got to get involved in illegal wars. They have to risk their lives in a way that I wouldn’t want to, so I have no problem with their kids being provided with a decent education – not sure why you do.

    The only thing I can think of is that it’s the politics of envy, which is of course what socialism is based on, well that and a desire to bring the masses all down to the lowest common denominator.

    Of course given that we all know you come from a middle class and comfy background, I suspect that rather than being envy it’s simply honest to goodness sanctimonious patronism. Well, that and the fact that Mummy and Daddy obviously didn’t trust you to take advantage of your education enough to want to gamble their hard earned cash on you.

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  269. 269
    McGroom says:

    Where does this leave the Government Equalities Office taskforce to help more black, Asian and minority ethnic women to become councillors headed up by Harriet Harman, Baroness Uddin and Simon Woolley (founder of Operation Black Vote).

    While this taskforce has admirable intentions, surely they also have membership criteria restrictive to those within certain ethnic groups.

    Much as I hate the Bee en pee, you cannot legislate against one narrow section of society without creating unintended consequences.

    If the Bee en pee lose this case, they would be entitled to force changes in many other ethnically orientated organisations whether they have honourable intentions or not.

    Be careful what you wish for…………

  270. 270
  271. 271
    Francis Futurama says:

    “And that brings us to Barak Obama. What a brilliant piece of casting. It is truly Oscar material.

    Nothing is what it seems.

    The name is Muslim. The religion is evangelical christian. He calls himself black. His mother was white. He is a kind of political Michael Jackson. The record label in both cases is jewish.

    “For things to remain the same – everything must change.”

    The myth that the American Dream (who invented that?) might continue – the proof had come – a black President.”

    http://www.shaykhabdalqadir.com/content/articles/Art088_07012009.html

  272. 272
    Engineer says:

    What’s this? Alki-Ada propaganda?

  273. 273
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    Poor Bellend, he’d have a stroke

  274. 274
    Susie says:

    He’s changed his manner if not his tune— had some intensive media training and/or anger management therapy by the looks of it.

    Heather would look good dressed as Britannia, shame the pre-Raphaelites aren’t around to paint her for a picture of an avenging angel hung in the Commons as a reminder.

  275. 275
    Funambulist says:

    Voted for Heather. Brave woman – with that haircut wouldn’t she look great wearing chainmail and brandishing a sword?

    Bet Gorgon, Gorbals Mick, Bellend & the rest of the Ugly Sisters would happily burn her at the stake!

  276. 276
    Anonymous says:

    Uddin, Scotland, Balls, Smith = Labour

  277. 277
    Mrs Broon (No Relation) says:

    Will someone delete your Posts your doing my head in.

  278. 278
    Nice but... says:

    wozzat then? Don’t recognise it.

  279. 279
    Mrs Broon (No Relation) says:

    As in Saxon?

  280. 280
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    So you’re saying that Guido Fawkes isn’t an original blog handle

  281. 281
    Joe Public says:

    Uddin, Scotland, Balls, Smith, Paul = Labour

  282. 282
    Kick a politician says:

    O/T:

    Question Time tonight:

    “David Dimbleby will be joined in Hull by Alan Johnson, Damian Green, Norman Baker, Nigel Farage and Dame Joan Bakewell. ”

    Should be interesting…

  283. 283
    Mrs Broon (No Relation) says:

    I agree with Brave and Intelligent and Good Looking, she should go far.

  284. 284
    Joe Public says:

    You would id you called them Pricks

  285. 285
    Nickolas Griffon MEP says:

    Not as interesting as next weeks i tell ya, hope you tune in.

  286. 286
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    She’s a tart

  287. 287
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    I voted for her too, she deserves our thanks.

  288. 288
    MI6 says:

    I have heard a whisper that the Extra500 to be sent to Afghanistan are the MP’s who are going to be thrown out at the next election. Brown hopefully one of them. If only. Sigh

  289. 289
    What me cynical? says:

    Hull.
    The audience will be stuffed with ZaNuLab shills. AlJaBeeba won’t have to bus them in this time.

  290. 290
    ed balls says:

    Would you like to come & pray in my plush new offices?

    I can send a car.

  291. 291
    John says:

    He’s very cheap

  292. 292
    Smeg says:

    better still, look at the videos!

  293. 293
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    I wish Brown was in jail. Perhaps the economy could then be saved.

  294. 294
    Ivor Schwartzporsche says:

    He makes a lot of bread

  295. 295
    Nickolas Griffon MEP says:

    There is nothing you can do, they have won.

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    demographic pollster says:

    The cat was nearly let out of the bag on QT last week when the audience was asked if they read The Sun.

    Only Pickles & one member of the audience responded.

    Proof that the BBC is not inclusive at all.

    I bet if they were asked “who reads the Guaridan” the result would have been an over whelming majority.

    So why is the BBC disenfranchising the white working class in its audience selection criteria?

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    Francis Futurama says:

    ” 1. It is unthinkable that any Muslim should vote for the Labour Party in the light of its dismal record in the matter of preserving the constitutional security of the British tradition.

    2. The Muslim community should take advantage of the unexpected and rare opportunity that has come to Parliament by the possibility of a leader in the Conservative Party. For the first time in half a century we are presented with a man of quality, breeding and moral authority. His virtues are the virtues that Muslims respect.

    3. The Muslims should join the Conservative Party and give active support to David Cameron.

    4. A consultative body of important Muslim citizens led by a significant group of established lawyers should make themselves available in the first instance to the Conservative Party, and in the second instance to that Party as the party of government.

    5. This should result in the Muslim community taking a larger and more important part in the formation of a new Britain within a Europe which boasts Islam as its majority religion.”

    http://www.shaykhabdalqadir.com/content/articles/Art049_05122005.html

  298. 298
    Mrs Broon (No Relation) says:

    Well you can have a 58 year old man with absolutely no experience of life, oh that’s right that’s Gordon Brown.

  299. 299
    public sector parasites says:

    Hull?

    FFS.

    The whole economics of the region are based on public sector non-jobs – its like the Soviet Union there.

  300. 300
    Anonymous says:

    Good job, Heather!

  301. 301
    MI6 says:

    Ferret all of the good people are kept at the back, I can only count them on one hand as well so it don’t say much for our democracy. What did eveyone expect when the pay master has become the State. These lot are supposed to represent the public. Unless we pay them directly then we have no chance

  302. 302
    Brown's a Tosser says:

    Likely that Beckett the trollop really did make the post. Heard she was being retired oops sorry that was “sea of stars” you can understand the mistake.

  303. 303
    public sector wastrels says:

    Hull?

    FFS.

    Everyone up there works in the public sector – it is just like the USSR.

    Of course they are Labour through & through – and dont forget they voted for 2″ inch todger 2 jags 2 loo seats Prescott – the Professor of Climate Change theory at Beijing Universs……cannot type that for laughing.

  304. 304
    John says:

    yeah yeah, its not fair.

  305. 305
    Mrs Broon (No Relation) says:

    I realise that you think that resembles Scots but it doesn’t. Slag Gordon in English he has absolutely no understanding of anything Scots, he would rather be English and we would rather he was English too.

  306. 306
    bandersnatch says:

    In general people can’t help the school they went to. Who has choices at such an early age? It’s usually down to the state system in the area, or the schools that are nearby, or if you are, I suppose, the child of richer parents and they choose to send you to some posh boarding school which could give you an unfair leg-up, or indeed to some oddball religious establishment… it is definitely not your fault.

    If that sounds too obvious to bother to write… Well, there are hordes of people out there who blame people for the school they went to, rather than evaluate them on their views, their decency, or their current effectiveness.

  307. 307
    EDL Luton Division says:

    KKKKKEEEEERRRRRRRBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

  308. 308
    Master Baiter says:

    No and you know why.

    What’s wrong with sending the officers sprogs to a state school?

  309. 309
    Anonymous says:

    He’s environmentally sound

  310. 310
    Illah - Moon God All Should Kneel Before - especially you says:

    Thanks for the laugh.

  311. 311
    Master Baiter says:

    Maximum idiot, other ranks’ children get to go to state schools. Other ranks die too, in fact more of them die.
    Officers stationed in the UK get to send their children to 20,000 pounds a year Public Schools, it’s a nice perk.
    But not a lot of people know that.
    How many helicopters would 80 million a year buy?
    Just asking, yunnoe.

  312. 312
    techno_sleuth says:

    Anyone know what this means?

    It is from the source code on the BBC News Homepage:

  313. 313
    techno_sleuth says:

    Sorry, it did not post coz…

    Anyone know what this means?

    It is from the source code on the BBC News Homepage:

    “Get the minutes and seconds for weighted puffs”

  314. 314
  315. 315
    techno_sleuth says:

    Line 304

  316. 316
    hootsman says:

    ‘Cos state schools are crap? Tescos can do better apparently.

    Now fuck off, state school educated dimwit.

  317. 317
    hootch says:

    Poofs surely.

  318. 318
    Chump says:

    Heather looks like a bit of a cheeky monkey.

    I wonder if she is a natural ginger.

  319. 319
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    Phew, I see the silver lining.

    “former Treasury adviser Roger Bootle “

  320. 320
    harm men stormtrooper says:

    dont b stupid

    we have fought of that all ready

    we r the masters in this howse not the rasist white stupid people

  321. 321
    grunt says:

    Obese Disney World look, set in 1950’s USSR.

  322. 322
    Master Baiter says:

    Thank you one and all for helping make the point.

    Which is that some jobs have perks.

    MPs perks were the accomodation allowance.

    The leader of the Conservitude Party took the maximum possible allowance by having the biggest possible mortgage which, conveniently, soaked up the whole allowance.

    Other MPs who are less wealthy could not take such a risk since if interest rates went up they would not be able to cover the cost of the mortgage interest used their allowance to furnish and maintain their property.

    Both methods attempted to make use of their perk which, in good faith, they believed to be part of their remuneration.

    Just like UK based armed services officers use their perk to the maximum.

    Some jobs have perks.

    The MPs expenses ‘scandal’ is simply a vote suppression tactic, it will fail.

    Army officers get on average 44,000 tax free per year to send their children to Public School. Oooow Arrrr!

    Lesson over

  323. 323
    Sukyspook says:

    Poppycock Nick – ‘they’ have not won and ‘they’ will never win. Too many of us now ‘know’.

    However, regarding the expenses lady – beware of geeks bearing gifts – they might work for an insider ‘think-tank’ and be controlled opposition to stir up the prols. Just sayin…

  324. 324
    anonemo says:

    Some of the rank and file with children have signed for 22 years.

    Next

  325. 325
    Sukyspook says:

    Ah Pickles…..Eric Pickles…..just that, Eric Pickles….lol

  326. 326
    Safe search is off says:

    Googling Stuart Bell as suggested produces “Sodomy and the lash” as the 2nd link from the top of the page.

    Bell End, Mandy, Bliar and McDoom etc must be so excited!

  327. 327
    streamfisher says:

    So now the BBC have to weigh them first to ensure ‘balanced broadcasting’, looks pretty one sided on Saturday night tv. National lottery and Jonathon Woss anybody?.

  328. 328
    Master Baiter says:

    Slug,
    85 million a year would pay for a lot of B&Q wallpaper, wouldn’t it?

  329. 329
    Master Baiter says:

    It’s a perk and it’s what they understand to be part of their remuneration, but the public school fees are 20,000 pounds a year that means the average officer gets 44,000 tax free a year.
    Realising that is going to outrage a lot of ‘ordinary’ people.
    For example the other ranks.

    If officers want to send their sprogs to have a private education, why don’t the officers pay for it themselves?

    Don’t you ‘get it’?

  330. 330
    Anonymous says:

    put it into http://ta9.at/.unsafe
    filters out all those nice safe images :P

    here

  331. 331
  332. 332

    Nope. Black roots and eyebrows – proper badger down below.

  333. 333
    Rusty says:

    SDMP can’t get it up

  334. 334
    Smeg says:

    I love her I do. I’d like to cuddle her. (and maybe more)

  335. 335
    The Admiral says:

    Ok, I’m hooked. Reel me in Heather……

  336. 336
    Cream Puff says:

    Stuff the wicked MP’s they dont deserve such pleasures
    However she can have her way with me any time!

  337. 337
    Rusty says:

    fuckwit

  338. 338
    Big Al says:

    10538 Overture off the first ELO album (1973)

  339. 339
    Rusty says:

    speak English you illiterate fuckwit

  340. 340
    fab says:

    She should get Reformer of the decade, let alone year.

  341. 341
    Rusty says:

    fuck me, the thick wanker has worked out what apostrophes are for

  342. 342
    Brown Fingers says:

    Brown effect: anti-midas touch. The Andrex Touch

  343. 343
    Donkey on the radio from Parliament says:

    We need to let Heather loose in the MOD – anyone heard Radio 4 at 5pm – the MOD minister was asked;

    “DO you understand why people describe the British Army as Lions led by Donkeys”

    This piece of nothing Lord Grayson (?) should be strapped to the undercarriage of a missile and fired into Helmand.

    DISGUSTING

  344. 344
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    The residents of Hull seem to be either ‘working’ for the government or claiming disability benefits. The audience should be stuffed to overflowing with Gormless’ apparatchiks.

  345. 345
    HP Officejet says:

    And my son recently married the very lovely public school educated daughter of one of those very army officers you speak of so lovingly MB. So many thanks to everyone for assisting with her school fees.

    You will be pleased to know that your cash has been well spent and you have had very good value. Top totty and a great career to boot. Very unlikely to vote Liebore I suspect! That’s education for you.

  346. 346
    Putin says:

    Hull? eet’s a sheethole compared to Magnitogorsk.

  347. 347
    Mudplugger says:

    Mmmm……. Dame Heather Brooke…….that sounds good.

    About as much chance of that happening as spotting a bear in the public conveniences or Gordon Brown telling the truth !

  348. 348
    Boycott the ПРАВДА licence fee says:

    Brown may well want such an outcome. He may well want to trash the currency and force us into the euro. Maybe his chosen route for that is QE and massive devaluation. But the thing that bugs me is, why are so many singing from the same hymnsheet? Not just Bootle, but Mervyn King, the IOD, the BCA, Uncle Tom Cobley and all. Conspiracy to dump the pound, anyone?

  349. 349
    politically un-correct social worker(retired) says:

    365 Donkey – yes I heard that too . Lord Grayson came across very badly. Denied that any of the problems set out in the MOD report could have been forseen. Nonsense – Private Eye was reporting it ages ago

  350. 350
    fedupwithbrown says:

    She’s the sort of woman we should have as an MP as long as she’s not a liberal or labour

  351. 351
    Phil and Kirsty says:

    Last year you the viewers voted Hull the worst place to live in the country.

  352. 352
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    There is a working port and all sorts of petrochemical industry.
    Some folks there are actually doing real work, earning real money.

  353. 353
    fedupwithbrown says:

    Thanhk god I’ve just fixed the mortgage for the next five years.

  354. 354
    Prof Prescott says:

    Hull is a right nice place -it’s been right good to me.

  355. 355

    SDMP seems to believe it is actually acceptable for people to reside in public office and help themselves to as much cash as possible. What a perverse standpoint to make. Tell us, do you similarly believe that lying and cheating by people who are not MPs is similarly a non-issue?

    BTW, I’m one of those “fooking perfect beings” you attempt to sneer about. I would not cheat the taxpayer, set up a property scam or hide behind foggy rules and there are a lot of others too, on all sides of the political landscape.

    As for stopping trying to undermine this Government, which has been so corrosive and destructive of this country while taking the electorate for fools, they deserve every second of pain inflicted upon them. For without it they will continue their mendacious pilloring of the citizen and gleeful imposition of their skewed beliefs upon us.

    It’s called democracy. Deal with it.

  356. 356
    Call me Infidel says:

    ‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt SDMP

    apologies to “honest” Abe

  357. 357
    Slow Bob says:

    Yes, but I don’t read Private Eye

  358. 358
    resurgemus says:

    maybe the fees are so high because MOD procurement is such a disaster

  359. 359
    That's Democracy says:

    Here is the unspoken constitution. If Britain had a constitution representative of its attitude towards and dealing with government and constitution , it would look like this document.

    It is shocking. Go and read it yourself.

    http://www.democraticaudit.eu/news/

    Still think you live in a democracy?

  360. 360
    fedupwithbrown says:

    He must be gambling on the stockmarket. Seems the banks et al are gambling the QE money and everyone’s making a fast buck apart from the bloody taxpayer. He’s in it for now. Blow the future.

  361. 361
    resurgemus says:

    none with Ainsworth in charge

  362. 362
    streamfisher says:

    Got modded for an allusion to the BBC’s National lottery prog and Jonathan Ross, how about that for Carter-Ruck.

  363. 363
    Irritable Brownal Syndromel says:

    Agree. After watching clip sent by No23 I’m smitten. To rest my head between those breasts….

  364. 364
    streamfisher says:

    Injunction lifted.

  365. 365
    fedupwithbrown says:

    It’s ‘cos none of them have a clue what they’re doing and when it all implodes they can all blame Brown.

  366. 366
    Al Gunn says:

    I voted for Heather a few days ago…

  367. 367
    resurgemus says:

    So that’s what you’re pratting on about – poor MPs.

    You’ve come to the wrong place MB. The politicians are misusing public funds to enrich themselves.

    Gone are the days when people went in to politics on principles; I suppose your beef is having been a good party robot hoping for greater things, the trough is being removed just as you get a sniff of it.

    If you think HoC is the end of it wait till the public hits Quangos and the HoL.
    I’m sure you won’t have anything to worry about there as Tony stuffed them both with all his “professional” friends.

  368. 368
    Anonymous says:

    Blimey!

    Way to go, girl!

  369. 369
    jgm2 says:

    And the country wouldn’t be practically ban*r*pt and reduced to printing money.

  370. 370
    That's Democracy says:

    I don’t think you quite understand. She’s interested in clarity and transparency and ethically could never accept a tile indicative of priviledge and servitude. I suggest that you read some of her work before simply assuming that she would be remotely interested in idiotic “awards” such as you intimate.

  371. 371
    fedupwithbrown says:

    A fine example of why labour safe seats should be abolished.

  372. 372
    resurgemus says:

    Or a house full of Honourable members with no-one honourable in it ? Oh wait a minute…

  373. 373
    fedupwithbrown says:

    Another reason for labour safe seats to be abolished

  374. 374
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    master baiter you will have no officers if you remove the perk.

    end of.

    and why are you so proud to dumb down the education in this country. you can see the effect it has had – just look at your precious party. complete bunch of cretins.

    most people grow out of the class war thing. about time you grew up isn’t it?

  375. 375
    resurgemus says:

    TCA

    exactly, someone has to fit mock tudor beams

  376. 376
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    they don’t sign for 22 years when they enlist (childless and unmarried)

    (need to be married for married quarters)

    next

  377. 377
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    cos if they go to a state school they don’t end up as officers

    contradiction old boy

    next

  378. 378
    Margaret Beckett MP says:

    You’re hardly ever there you fat tripe eating wanker.

  379. 379
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    school fees are cheaper than the cost of sending some murdering raping coke head illigela immigrant to prison and keeping it there for 20 sorry 5 years

  380. 380
    Call me Infidel says:

    Hans Christian Andersen summed it up years ago

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes

  381. 381
    When all this nonsense over Mp's expenses is over says:

    Lucky bugger (your son that is)

  382. 382
    Prof Prescott says:

    Fuck off in your caravan you ugly cow

  383. 383
    resurgemus says:

    If state school is so good why do labour MPs such as Blair by additional private tuition ?

  384. 384
    fedupwithbrown says:

    What do you expect with Prescott as MP

  385. 385
    resurgemus says:

    Except Gormless Grayson wouldn’t buy it from B&Q.

    Knowing your lot he’d buy it from George Osborne!!!!!

  386. 386
    13eastie says:

    O/T:

    BƝP to consider non-white members

    I call upon all “non-whites” to apply to join the BƝP immediately to bring about:

    1) the descent of this imbecilic party of clowns to utter ridicule

    2) the end of ZanuLab’s terrifying Orwellian attempts to legislate against citizens’ membership en-bloc of a legitimate and legal political party

  387. 387
    Pickled says:

    The man with a face wider than the space in my garage

  388. 388
    Downloaded but broke says:

    Have downloaded and will read in the bath with Heather (well, a picture of her at least).

  389. 389
    Chemicalz says:

    Chicks in chainmail does it for me every time and a total fox too.

  390. 390
    Grandma B says:

    Speaking as a Grandma, life’s too short to read this, let alone understand it!

  391. 391
    Grandma B says:

    Where’s it gone?

  392. 392
    chronic says:

    Been taken and stretched over the channel to use has an alternative to the tunnel.

  393. 393
    streamfisher says:

    Democracy?

  394. 394
    Rufus Stone says:

    No… angle as in obtuse

  395. 395
    nell says:

    So Lord Grayson says that the recommendations in Gray’s report into the MOD (the one gordon has been trying to bury for months) showing a £35billion black hole and a 5 year delay in the delivery of equipment, will be implemented. Well sort of, when they’ve decided which bits they don’t agree with.

    Not, of course, that Lord Grayson knows anything about the military but then of course neither does aintbustinagut.

    Lord Grayson? – that man that gave £500,000 to the Labour Party and was awarded by Bliar with a Junior Minister’s job in the MoD and a multi million pound government contract to his pharmaceutical company for smallpox vaccine.

    This government smells more unpleasant than a sewage farm.

  396. 396
    Mnsr. Lapin says:

    Pardon?

  397. 397
    There is no hole large enough to bury this lot says:

    There is no hole large enough to bury this lot!

  398. 398
    Anonymous says:

    absolute prannet

  399. 399
    Engineer says:

    How true, CmI…..

  400. 400
    Truth Sayer says:

    While I’m no fan of Nick Griffin or his nazi mates,

    I do feel for the ordinary people who join the B&P.

    People laugh off racism against white people but it does happen, look at ‘positive discrimination’ for example, I mean where does one even begin.

    Council workers moaning now because of job cuts and being under cut by immigrants, yet they weren’t moaning when the private sector workers got under cut at every turn because of immigration.

    I feel sorry for people when the only voice they feel they have in this country is the B&P they are not nazi’s at all.

    Yet we have the holier than thou Guardian readers and UAF supporters wanting another membership list leak so they can go stone the ‘nazis’ and make there lives hell.

    It’s a sad state of affairs.

  401. 401
    Pete says:

    @_1van_Cameron_(Deceased)

    I’m sure your Scottish master (who also lost a child) would be absolutely delighted with you for the above nom-de-plume.

    Dirty pervert.

  402. 402
    nell says:

    I think sweetie you’re a rather sad lad. You need to go and get some help from your local mental health team.

  403. 403
    Daveyone says:

    and here is her twin!

  404. 404
    Truth Sayer says:

    the people that is are not nazis’s

  405. 405
    Engineer says:

    It’s been known for years that the MOD procurement systems are byzantine in their complexity, and one of the contributory factors to the high cost of Forces kit is that suppliers have to factor in the cost of tendering and dealing with the MOD’s incredible volumes of documentation. That’s just for relatively straightforward stuff – how on earth they manage to purchase aircraft carriers or long-range missiles gawd knows.

  406. 406
    Bird with small brain says:

    I like your gentle ridicule Nell, but I have a different view of this fuckwit. It’s not a mental noddy but a sane and calculating attack on Guido, not on me or you, on Guido. And I bet it’s someone who is consumed with anger, eaten up with fury and looking for the most effective way of destroying him and discrediting his blog. Now who do we know who feels that way? Um…

    I may be wrong and I’m not going to hang around for the bile that will be heaped upon me. Byee

  407. 407
    Jethro:if you're an Artist, that makes me a Critic. says:

    138 – & not just ‘take note': why not take action?

  408. 408
    Jethro says:

    260 – Carrion, awaiting Disposal.

  409. 409
    Susie says:

    Wouldn’t have a bloody army if they went to state school… State schools discourage competition, winning anything and discipline. All qualities which are crucial for any successful officer.

  410. 410
    Jethro says:

    197 – There is a number of schools in the Maintained Sector with Boarding facilities – one with which I have some knowledge, in the Socialist Soviet of Reading, one in Woking: there are more, I believe, north of Watford Gap. The one in the Soviet Socialist Republic of Reading bears not just ‘the mark of Cain’ of being a GRAMMAR School (Labourites, like the Winchester-educated Antony Crosland, will wish to add the fixed-epithet f*****g before that already indecent word ‘Grammar’), but, being a BOYS’ School, bears also thus, ‘the mark of the Beast'; the one in Woking is AC/DC – sorry, co-ed.
    Going to work in the one in the United Socialist Soviet Republic of Reading one in the late 1980’s, transported me back to my own time in a ‘County Grammar School’ in the late 1950’s. Bright children from very poor Reading families were able – and were encouraged – not just to do well, but to excel; slightly less-bright children from further afield were still able to do well. Of course, the L.E.A. lavished its funding on the nearby Comprehensive, while we had very basic provision (in my Subject, teach them all on 30p/a head per annum), and the School lay under the constant threat of being administered out of existence by the hostile L.E.A..
    Phew!

  411. 411
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    As someone who is well over 20 and male and heterosexual I don’t say Urghh.

    You know… if one’s a ginner , one has thinner skin and one gets wrinkly earlier. I wouldnt hold that against her. Which Wimmin would regard as appauling but it seems to be better than your attitude.

  412. 412
    J says:

    Heather Brooke is a babe.Gorgeous intelligent and brave to take on the Labour smear machine.Guido please put her on totty watch?

  413. 413
    Susie says:

    “I’m a rich honky, my exams I pass… and if you don’t like it, you can kiss my arse.”

    I’m perfectly comfortable that someone in charge of the country has had a world-class education, is intelligent and hard-working enough to get into one of the world’s best universities and comes from a long line of successful people who’v made enough good financial decisions to afford their children the best.

    We’ve tried the other way and look at the mess we’re in.

  414. 414
    Anonymous says:

    +_+_+_+_+_+_ More scorched earth or just spit in the eye? +_+_+_+_+_+_

    Is it Labour’s ‘scorched earth’ policy or just spit in the eye for those of us who are kept awake at night because another round of redundancies have been announced?

    Whilst the private sector contracts, job losses burgeon and tax receipts fall off a cliff, the government are taking more public sector workers on and increasing their pay above inflation.

    Scandalous and not a mention from the media who instead focus on the drop in the rate of job losses.

    Source:

    http://www.cityam.com/news-and-analysis/ixcse3texs.html

    Or for a more eloquent (but a little rude) take, try here:

    http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/2009/10/brown-gravy-train-rumbles-on.html

  415. 415
    Jethro says:

    329 – Remind me: when, and under which Administration, were all those ‘British Forces’ Schools, dotted around the World abolished?

  416. 416
    Susie says:

    Because she can’t be arrested without an international incident. She’s a free bird.

  417. 417
    Jethro says:

    238 – … then again, what about Mc.Donald? He’s been re-forming chicken and beef for ages!

  418. 418
    Susie says:

    I heard it… over-promoted, over-budget and over here.

    £35 billion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  419. 419
    anonemo says:

    You appear to be talking bollocks.

    “the maximum recruitment age was raised in January 2007 from 26 to 33 years. The normal term of engagement is 22 years.”

    Or do you think people don’t get married and have kids untill they are over 33.

  420. 420
    J says:

    To Susie. You are quite right. It is far better to be governed by people who are intelligent and have been promoted on ability than be governed by members of the zanulabia approved victim’s list.

  421. 421
    Potential alpha male says:

    To Odds Bodkins. You sir are a first class connaisseur of totty. Susie squire like Heather Brooke is top totty of the first order and both ladies are first class role models. Both are intelligent,feminine sexy and display a level of integrity which we can all be proud of. I salute you ladies and all of your supporters!!!!

  422. 422
    Potential alpha male says:

    Zanulabia wimmin would be jealous as hell .The crucial thing to remember is that young ladies like Heather Brooke and Susie Squire of the Taxpayers Alliance are everything that FEMINAZI WIMMIN hate. Heather and Susie and all the ladies like them are intelligent ,feminine,decent honourable and men love them for that. feminazis hate men and the ladies that men love and listen to.
    Think about it.As a man I would protect both of those ladies with my life but I would throw the Bitch Harridan Harmsmen to the Taliban. Then she would really know what it means to be oppressed!!!!

  423. 423
    Jethro(The Master) says:

    303 – “They’re nervous in Northumberland,
    And terribly cross in Kent,
    They’re dull in Hull, and the Isle of Mull
    Is seething with discontent…”

  424. 424
    Jethro says:

    349 – ‘Lord Grayson': would that, perhaps, be the man in charge of the company (‘Powderject’?) that for some obscure reason – totally unconnected, naturally, with donations to/support of THE PARTY – was raised to the Peerage by The Crown, on the recommendation of the then Prime Minister…?

  425. 425
    Anonymous says:

    looking at it again, I think she may well be a cuff ‘n collars lass

  426. 426

    She deserves to go to the House of Lords as a decent replacement for the filth now infesting it. The House should consist of such people of genuine distinction and achievement and public spirit, not the odious vermin appointed by fellow politicians.

  427. 427
    vervet says:

    Of course, I’m sure the fact that she also happens to be a stonking bit of totty hasn’t escaped your attention Guido !

  428. 428
    Biffo says:

    Just voted – she deserves it.

  429. 429
  430. 430
    Kim Novak says:

    Heather Brooke should be given a Life Peerage.

  431. 431

    Id definitely vote for her.

  432. 432
    you must be married to one of the bastards says:

    so, mr weasel, name the honest ones


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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