The Tory Fringe Online
Looks like it will be busy this year on the Tory Fringe. Guido is using Fringelist.com to organise his schedule online. Register for the service and it will send you free text reminders for events you add to your schedule. The service integrates with Blackberry, iPhone and desktop calendars. Or you can just print out the schedule on paper.
It integrates with social media networks Facebook and Twitter, tells you what the most popular event is, letting you search the Fringe to find out who is speaking where and when. If you want to know where Hannan is, just search for his name. You will get a free text reminder telling where you are supposed to be before the event starts. It is hangover proof.
It is very social, you can see where your mates are going : tory.fringelist.com/goers. For example you can see where Guido is going tory.fringelist.com/guido.fawkes
Who cares?
early reports and exit polls indicate an large win for the yes vote in Ireland
Natch. And if it had been no, they would have had another, and as many more still until until they said yes.
NEVER GIVE OUT INFORMATION ONLINE – THAT IS WHY IT IS FREE
NO
NO
NO
A sound socialist dictum going back to the days of Stalin. Carry on Pawkes, feel the hatred…..
This may be slightly irrelavant, but righteous indignation compels me to comment on the APPALLING RACISM shown the US President is his personal petition for Chicago to be awarded the 2016 Olympic Games.
A charismatic, transformational, transcendental statesman, Mr Obama, stooped to promote the cause of his home town, a peaceful and clean liberal city, only to be thwarted from driving REAL CHANGE by the Right-wing IOC. Shame!
Is it ‘cos I is black?
Shit. Thanks Ireland. We’re now all doomed to an unaccountable, totalitarian, facist regime.
DIDN’T YOU READ THE SMALL PRINT!
(Two World Wars Wars and now this…)
I shall not buy a single Irish product ever again. Whores.
Saw a bloke interviewed last night who said “I voted Yes for the kids you know and their future.”
MWWAhahahahahahahahaha
Q – Whats the definition of a volunteer
A – The only person in the room who did not understand the original question
The only comfort I get is the fact they may have voted for an English (Scottish? ) president.
Not all is lost. In fact it could be better if it is a yes vote. Why? Think hard. -I have. Brits won’t have a foreign dictatorship running our country-fact. never without a fight. Cameron had better grow a set quick.
If we are free we can attract offshore investment within, set our policy, we will have envious tourism and shall be a beacon to those 60 % of people in europe who also wish to have sovereignty.
Once the euro comes (and it will believe in that one if nothing else and we won’t get a vote on that either) then the project is complete. Total political and financial control.
The nu labour project moves up to the next level and we due to the mis management over the last 12 years will be reduced to an outpost of the federalist empire. So will Ireland though they do not quite realise that yet but they will in time and the awful truth will dawn on them.
As much as I really hope you are right I have now had too many lies and deceptions and nothing since the 60′s has shown me that you will be correct or they will ever listen to our view in this island. They never have and they never will. Mandleson and McFuckwit along with Bliar will be rewarded for what they have done watch this space EU jobs beckon in one form or another.
Sadly the vote yesterday if yes? effectively finishes this country once and for all. Ironic really it was the Irish ‘wot won it.’ and the rest of us were denied an opinion maybe in some ways we deserved what we got.
Welcome to the EUSSR.
So whose exit were you standing by ?
The exit of devious transactions, and shady dealers…
What’s the point of these political conferences other than getting very drunk?
Agreed.
Goodness me! By the look of the chat you wrote to start off this thread, you could be (whisper it) a con-ser-va-tive and not the scurrilous anarchic libertarian I took you for…
Was there ever supposed to be another point?
Wierdo!
Fucking Hague is a kill joy. If we are going to have to have a Euiropean president then having Blair would be so much fun, just to see the look on gordon’s Face, Would Hague rater have a frog or a Kraut taking charge?
You speak for your self-I ain’t having a european president with more power than our own government and monarchy telling us what we can and cannot do.
Imagine the first Europen president being a German? It would make a mockery of WW2
Why would it be a mockery of ww2 if a German is president?
It already has, UK will become the Blackpool of Europe, Casinos 24hour drinking, Disney parades out side Buck Pal, our quaint traditions etc
Brown will get a job so he won’t be that fussed
Berlusconi or Blair ?
One is a greedy, smug hypocrite interested only in personal power and lining his pockets: in fact they are so well lined they`ve got a TOG rating. A media manipulating shyster who sees strutting on the world stage as his entitlement.
The other one is called Berlusconi. He made a pact with the Devil and now Berlusconi owns Hell while Lucifer kips in a piss soaked cardboard box in a rubbish tip outside Naples.
It was the Irish version of the Godfather offer: they were made an offer they couldn’t understand.
Fockin bejabus we’re all dooomed now.
No one cares. Except a few nerds and their blackberry iphones. Just buy a 30p notepad and a ballpoint. Problem soved
not me.
Obviously Tory posers care. No blackberry = No conference cred.
According to Alastair Campbell, call me Dave has taken on his own personal photographer. If True how vain is that?
http://www.alastaircampbell.org/blog.php?id=215
“Disinfecting Parliament: Discussion on the Shadow Report into MP’s expenses”
Why discuss? Surely the only tool you need to “Disinfect Parliament” is a late model SA 80 and 1300 rounds (2 shots each, just to make sure)?
Can’t help but notice that every event Signor Fawkes is attending is always tagged with “refreshments” – hope you manage to get from Tory Bear’s 2:00am finish to the BBC’s 8:00am start ok ..
And here’s me thinking you were a libertarian, sod-em-all blog. Another idealistic dream shattered (sobs bitterly into breakfast rum’ & cornflakes).
NO dissent from the Party Line
NO criticism of Cameron will be tolerated
You must be a NuLiebour Troll
Fuck off to Labour List hoon we do not want your Dolly Draper kind here
Chump!
Labour Troll!
I am a dyed-in-the wool Thatcherite, Eurosceptic, Socialist -hating Tory with my very own length of piano wire who keeps my local council up-to-date on lamp-post repairs. It’s the socialists who use threats ,bullying and the Prevention Of Terrorism Act to shut up old codgers like me. Now apologise or run back to Continuity Labour HQ and report your failure.
I am a proud Labour Supporter -= wanna mess with me anybody ?
I’m a kind and generous man, Pawkes. You have the democratic right to wallow in the mess you and your heroes have created over the last12 years. Make the most of it, The wallow won’t be there for much longer.
Guido Pawkes says:
October 3, 2009 at 7:57 am
I am a proud Labour Supporter -= wanna mess with me anybody ?
No not really and anyway, you and your party seem to be doing that just fine all on their very own
I have recently noticed a stunning similarity between the yobs and thugs that quite happily drive the innocent to incinerate themselves and their children, or kick unfortunate passers by to death to the sort of people who rabidly support the most incompetent government ever.
The Hoon from Troon constantly thows stones at the windows of this blog, shouts out unbelievably insensitive comments about dead handicapped children, and his response to any poor old granny poking him with her finger:
‘Wanna start, Jimmy!’
“I am a proud Labour Supporter -= wanna mess with me anybody ?”
No you’re not, you’re an SNP supporter, and of course a wanker.
the guy is clearly taking the piss
some dozey cun’ts can’t spot irony or satire here no matter how well flagged it is
A possible Free care for the elderly scheme too similar to Labours has been ditched in favour of an insurance scheme Tory HQ has leaked.
It will magically pay for itself and a similar insurance scheme is being set up ro insure property for the elderly. (Isn’t there already such insurance ?)
A good day to buy stock in the major UK insurance Companies Osborne has been talking to. But only if you know which ones are in the loop.
“It will magically pay for itself”
Nah! Wrong site mate that’s McRuins theory of economics .Try Labour pissed it might hold some street cred there.
You’d be better off shorting those companies if Osborne is involved. I would imagine Ken Clarke will be watching over Osborne though, just in case he is in danger of doing serious damage.
And how is 8 grand going to pay for ten or more rears in a care/nursing home when current costs are in excess of £700 a week? Your sums do not add up George.
the catch is, you can only get in if you are dying. read the smallprint.
Might as well die. They are bloody awful places. You’d be better off robbing a bank when you reach 70 and getting banged up in one of HMPs.
Of course these are not problems that dave or George will have to face.
10 or more rears?
I’ll have some of that
See the trolls are alive and well. Jeeps you guys are so fucking boring
It’s hardly a fun job: apologising for a bunch of government liars and cheats. You just can’t get the staff.
Yeah it’s like an evolutionary dead-end, Labour bugger the education system and lo! create labourite arselickers who believe that they’re lovely.
Anyway, Troll Ganger…is that something you do to trolls?
Let’s have a troll bang
NO dissent from the Party Line
NO criticism of Cameron will be tolerated
You must be a NuLiebour Troll
Fuck off to Labour List hoon we do not want your Draper kind here
Unfortunately even the numbers that are being quoted will only stack up if everyone (that’s 100%) who reaches the age of 65 hands over £8000.
Is it going to be compulsory?
What about the people who won’t be able to pay?
I can’t imagine anything more boring.
McDooms speech on Sky replay?
The aljaBeeBa coverage of Labour live went on for a whole extra day FFS
For the record, I generally don’t comment on Is/Pal and related issues, believing Hamas and t’IDF to be as mental as each other. This from the Telegraph however, made me snort Orange Pekoe down my clean white T-shirt:
http://tiny.cc/crXvp
“A photograph of the Iranian president holding up his identity card during elections in March 2008 clearly shows his family has Jewish roots.
A close-up of the document reveals he was previously known as Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver.
The short note scrawled on the card suggests his family changed its name to Ahmadinejad when they converted to embrace Islam after his birth. “
Blair has converted to Catholic-so bloody what. He’s still a warmongers warmonger
Why did they pick a silly name?
It means clothwoven supper coat
Is this the site with Eric Pickles on it? He’s a definite turn-off for me. They should have used someone with a bit more persona. He’s a trougher.
B_O_R_I_N_G
Somebody assured me this was not a tory website – Phhhhhhtt !!
Guido, you’ve gotta start blocking the IP’s of dullards like this Hunt.
Banter is fine, but the cling on to power at all costs, only Labour know the answers
trolls are getting quite boring.
The nihilists and anti politicians here have amused me for years but since these unthinking, hectoring, lecturing NeoLabourites have set up camp it’s not nearly as much fun
there is no evidence whatsoever that this is a tory funded or backed site
so shut the fuck up about conservative party email servers
Oi Pawkes, enjoying g the wars are we! It’s thanks to Blaire/brown and idiots lime you that we are in this mess. Little armchair generals like you are pathetic. As for the economy that’s Labours mess. If it starred in America Brown should have seen it coming. The fact that he didn’t see it means he is too STUPID to be PM.
He/She is not a Labour dullard, they are a witless SNP supporter trying to wind everybody up………….very badly.
In which case the Romans were right to build two walls. Scotland on it’s own is about a viable as Wales is on it’s own. The Nationalists here in Cymru dream of us having a seat at the UN between Cuba and Cyprus, in terms of wealth we would be more poor than either of them. An independant Scotland would fare no better. Come on down Pawkes….
I would prefer a quiet dinner in the company of Gordon Brown, Andy Murray and David Coultard
At least you’d be able to pay attention to the food.
You forgot your mate Wee Eck.
Well it seems the Dublin government is getting set to stuff the ballot boxes.
Police promising to arrest anyone asking for the number of votes cast at polling stations, a basic right in the republic of Ireland and most other democracies.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2009/10/irish-police-threaten-referendum.html
Seems the Irish government have be well bought and the police are aiding and abetting.
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Also the bits of the treaty that Ireland was promised wouldn’t apply to them; that is another lie.
http://www.coircampaign.org/index.php/news-articles/comment
Have you ever seen a Tory comedian on Mock the Week ?
Do they exist on the fringe?
Bring ‘em out Dave
Beeb policy. If they are right-wing, by definition they can’t be amusing, whereas the Labour Party is full of comedians – from the Unelected Prime Minister down.
Left wing comedians are about as funny as a dose of rabies. They sound off from on high, confident that their fawning lefty friends will titter away with self righteousness….well….come the next GE, let’s see you titter then…
Have we ever seen a leftie comedian on this blog. Probably,but not one that has been remotely funny.
“Alternative” comedy killed comedy.
I asked Chubby Brown what his politics were and he told me, of course, “FUCK OFF!”
That Mark Steele, he’s funny he is. Just look at his eyes whenever he’s on telly, focus on his eyes. Yeah. Real funny bloke.
They are of course politically vetted By the BBC. If they don’t sound right, they don’t get the gig. By a process of natural selection, only the lefties get a look in
Comedians who wish to get work from the BBC, will have no chance if they
let slip they are Tory.Only good thinking Lefty comedians need apply.
Attn of Dave: Sketch for the Tory Fringe:
Sonny: Dad I want to be a comedian when I grow up
Dad: Join Young Labour this instant!
Sonny: But Dad, you said they were like ……
Dad: I know Son but when you’re on stage you have to accidntally drop you party card on the floor or nobody will laugh at your jokes afterwards.
Sonny: Ok Dad . I’ve changed my mind. I wanna be a Rock Star.
Dad: Join Young Labour this instant!
Sonny: But Dad…..
Dad: If you don’t write socialist lyrics in your songs then nobody will play your songs.
Sonny: Dad ….. I think I’ll be racing driver or footballer instead.
Dad: Thas my boy!!!
Nick! Nick!
One year after Kaupthing Bank Isle of Man went bust 10,000 depositors question Gordon Brown’s assertion that ‘no British citizens will lose a penny’. Many have received nothing and chances of full recovery of their deposits are nil. Depositors have an Action Group, see youtube don’t bank on the Isle of Man Is there anyone out there with a concience, seems not. Whistle blowers unite, otherwise we will be living in a third world country run by despots. Fleeced2008
Why would a UK resident want to invest their hard earned savings in the Isle of Man instead of either a local bank or building society or online via the UK Icesave operation?
Ermm. maybe because they wouldn’t have to pay tax at source on the interest? Can’t think of any other reason, after all, popping into Douglas from your home in Norwich on a cold and windy February morning isn’t particularly easy. So, if investors want to take that course of action and try not to pay UK tax on their interest like the rest of us muppets, why the hell should the UK taxpayer bail them out?
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the fucking kitchen. These people thought they were being clever. Well, they learnt a big lesson, didn’t they.
That’s just pure spite and envy.
The reason people invested there was because of the higher rate of interest. For some lifetime savers the interest is their main income.
So they got greedy for extra interest, and then lost their money!
Would have been more useful in Brighton so we would know the places to avoid.
President Bliar anyone?
Oh one other thing that occurred to me last night when I saw Kinnock jubilant that they may have a yes vote and his family troughing can continue unabated. Has Mrs Kinnokio resigned from the EU yet to take up her post in HOL?
Or is she still double troughing?
Good Q
Looks like the irish have given in to Euro bribes and blackmail….but don’t worry, once the treaty has been ratified, all that lovely euro-cash you think you have got your hands on will be diverted back to french farmers and greek olive growers.
The unfortunate thing is that we won’t know. The accounts not being signed off of course for some 13 years due to widescale abuse and fraud (according to the Auditors)
Was not Kinnock meant to stop that? Maybe thats why he got all his family jobs to help him out and fight against people doing bugger all and just taking the money.
That’s my recollection too, re Kinnock. For a while I thought he might actually do it. Seems he succumbed to greed as well, though.
Kinnock Was Incharge Of A Committee When Some £40,000,000 Went Missing They All Got Sacked And All 12 Of Them Reapplied For Their Jobs And All Bar One Were Reemployed ! The Money Was Never Found ! DEMOCRACY IN ACTION !
Westminster troughers are rank amateurs compared to the Brussels Bingers.
I still don’t get all this all this social networking crap. Why should I care where you or anyone else are? Why do people post on Facebook that they are eating their frosties? Don’t get me started on bloody Twitter.
Twatter is good for letting your mates know when you’re on the bog having a really good shit. It’s the sort of information they all need to know.
Its in the contitutional you know
or maybe even the constitutional.
Constipational!
or maybe even the constitutional…
Tory fringe list ? whats this worst haircut party ?
Hague and IDS are disqualified then
We can always imagine that they’ve got a bad haircut.
Off topic , Fawkes did you get your invite to the labour death party
The new economics foundation (sic) are showing up at a couple of the fringe events. To anyone with any knowledge of economics, they are known as the no economics foundation, as most of their thought seems to be based on the Juche principle of Kim Il Sung.
Their Andrew Simms claims to have studied at the LSE, but it annoys the f*ck out of him if you ask him what degree he got. Could anyone in the vicinity please do that?
Guido! Welcome To Gods Country !
Lisbon Treaty … those Celts just love handouts. But who’s paying?
Not them and that’s all that matters.
could not agree more anti social. nonsense and dnt start me on twitter !!!!!!
BAE In fight to save 30,000 jobs
As I said previously this will have serious repercussions for BAE and peoples jobs and the rest of the industry but Brown the bastard won’t stop this going ahead. What do they care about jobs.
Of course when it all happens he and Labour will be well out of the way after taking full advantage of the work and sniping from the sidelines. They will leave scorched earth, a timebomb and the collapse of an industry for the next government the utter utter Labour bastards
“Last night legal experts accused the SFO of using strong-arm tactics to bully BAE into submission and said the draconian move would cripple a strategically vital British company. Insiders said BAE had ruled out any deal if it involved the company receiving a criminal conviction for corruption. They fear this would bar them from bidding for U.S. and EU military contracts – effectively cutting them off from their biggest markets.”
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217300/BAE-Systems-set-charged-Serious-Fraud-Office-presses-ahead-aircraft-bribery-probe.html#ixzz0SrQ0ycS3
Tens of thousands of politicians and celebrities will be allowed to keep their names off a new Government children’s database, ministers said yesterday.
Their identities will be ‘shielded’ on the list which will carry details of 11million children in England and their parents. The £224million ContactPoint database was designed in the aftermath of the Victoria Climbie murder in 2000 with the aim of ensuring that children in trouble can be identified by doctors, social workers or police officers.
Labour had already granted selected individuals the right to heavily restrict the information about their children.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217793/Politicians-celebrities-granted-permission-names-child-database.html#ixzz0SrUGU4TG
You wrote: “Or you can just print out the schedule on paper.”
Errrr… how do you do this?
Ampers
Don’t you just love Pravda
The BBC has won a High Court battle to keep the salaries of its stars a secret.
The corporation spent more than £200,000 ensuring those who fund the service never know how their cash is spent.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217718/BBC-wins-bid-star-salaries-Middle-East-report-wraps-cost-200-000.html#ixzz0SrSer9Nl
I dont know whats worse the Bbc or labour
They’re the same organisation aren’t they?
I’m don’t know why you’re surpised about this.
The BBC is the broadcasting arm of NewLiebour, the Guardian is the publishing arm of NewLiebour and the police are the uniformed arm of NewLiebour.
It’s all been said on here a 1,000 times. Get out and do something about it.
Stop paying the BBC tax. Anyone who continues to do so cannot complain. There are a few websites that give advice on how to go about this. It feels so good when you stop doing it.
How much pay per click did you get for Fringelist?
When I first saw this comment, I thought it said, “How much pay per dick did you get for Fringelist?”
About half a pint
WELL DONE THE IRISH: You Will Reap What You Sow !
Probably our money.
Oh well, when it’s all over on Sunday, I can go back to having a low opinion
of the Irish.
LOL
If gordon and labour are the answer , what is the fucking question ?
How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?
All of us… and it will take several tonnes of carbon in brain power to make that decision.
What party has the manifesto & courage to leave the European dictatorship soon to be run by President Blair, the US and German puppet? Only Mr Bean Pee.
Discuss.
You know you want to – you know it makes sense.
Good to see that Iain Dale is sucking deeply on the tit of free funding from ‘Lord’ Ashcroft for his campaign to be an MP..
Comrades! Our train is moving out! We have secure the democratic legitamacy needed for our exciting journey of intergration!
With a resounding victory, 60% in favour of our glorious project, we go forward for the people!
Brits, irish, french, polish, bulgarians, rumanians, spanish, germans et al. will never again have to fear the dark spectre of war. By securing a massive 1.75 million votes, we have finally vanquished the reactionary concept of nations.
We will begin our work immidiatly, as is the clear wish of the people of Europe. Europol, Eurofor, Eurojust, finally a president for Europe to speak for our glorious continent!
We will work hard to remove national institutions and identities, abolish hated reactionary concepts such as habus corpus and the common law. No longer shall we accept the primacy of the nation; for today, the people of Europe have spoken, the EUSSR lives!!!
We are all europeans now!
Welcome to the asylum!!
What cannot forgive Brown, Harman, and those pathetic creatures ‘Blairs Babes” for is that I have learned to hate – they truly have been the cause of the UK’s social and economic ruin and I hate them for it.
The only good thing is that they have been exposed for what they are – incompetent Marxist scum who could not run a whelk stall.
Nick Nick
I am not sure what disappoints me most.
The fact that the Irish were asking to come up with the right answer after the will of the people had already been decreed, or…
The point that the Irish nation did not take mighty umbridge at the new EU Cromwellian dictat to volunteer into political servitude, and give them an even greater drubbing.
Brilliant, look forward to meeting you Mr Fawkes
I would just like to point out, in case it hasn’t been mentioned, that Guido is absolutely not a tory.