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fawkes your a fucking legend
Wonder if he is going to send his misses out on point this year.
“Yes I’m a man of courage, before I come out, here is my wife in a tight low cut top to soften you all up for me.”
W.W.
Oh Guido you ARE unkind.
*Settles down to join in the fun.*
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or send up flint and mrs brown to wake the men up with a “live show”
Ta, mental, there’s an image I can do without.
That’s another 3 weeks of nightmares for me…
Jesus wept – I’m crying and laughing at the same time
did he tell me to take two or three…..i took four to be sure.
Phwoaar! Dirty, Dirty
Just finished being violently sick listening to that useless wankstain !
His faghag was cringeworthy…. All I wanted her to say was whether she likes it up her rear passage or not !
He’s done it again, the spineless fucker, still allows me to get my sights lined up properly.
W.W.
Spot on – he’s wheeled out his fucking wife again. What a total Hoon.
Wait for the tears.
If she softens chaps up, her cleavage wouldn’t be working.
If he’d have got Jacqui and Sarah on stage in low cut tops, well, that might have worked…
Sadly I can’t enjoy Guido’s excellent idea. At work, you see.
He’s forgotten to mention the billions of debt he’s landed us with
Are you one of the 900,000 he has taken out of poverty?
Nope. Probably one of the millions he plunged INTO poverty. His economic policies and envy taxes have reduced my small private pension by 70%.
I will never be able to afford to retire. On the plus side, I may be able to grab my entire pension in 10 years time and buy a ticket out of this country.
The ONLY demographic groups that this team of Labour skid-marks have taken out of poverty are the Labour team cronies. (ie themselves) and the b(w)anking classes.
Everyone else is getting robbed blind and dry-shafted by this bunch of cnuts.
Probably not, most of them either are from Afghanistan, Romania or have fucked off back to Poland
May I just say one thing.
Today is the day that Gordon Brown is setting out his vision. This was the reason why he did not call an election two years ago. He needed to set out his vision.
Once he has set out his vision he will have got his message across and Labour will bounce back in the Poles at this time.
Conference, I am SO glad to be here today:
- to reaffirm our commitment to play our part in what we hope and expect will be a confident future of Ghana
- to pledge to work with you on the major global issues that affect us all – of global climate change, the global economy and global security
- to share with YOU – what is our commitment and what I know is your commitment too – to strive towards fairness and equality at this time.
Our commitment to and connection with Ghana is based on our historical links – but it is renewed with our government’s commitment to internationalism and development.
Our Prime Minister, GORDON BROWN, will not rest while more progress can be made on global development. Nor will his sword sleep in his hand. For him, Britain’s support for international development and tackling poverty and hardship is a moral imperative – for us all to work together reduce maternal mortality, reduce the number of children who die as infants, to cut child deaths from malaria – and all the millennium development goals which he did so much to bring about.
So let’s here it for fraternal normality. Mandy has bounced back and so can you!
You said one thing.
Learn to spell hear. It’s spelt HEAR HERE.
The understatement of the 17th. century
Top bloke Fawkes.
So Sorry, I just cannot bear to watch him. It is the first labour or tory conference speech I have missed in 25 years.
But then, considering that the arrogant ignorant twat has never, ever, listened to any of us, why the fuck should I listen to him?
I might tune in to a repeat later, but only with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears chanting naaa naaa naaa I can’t hear you!!!
I’m only watching for the laugh. Whatever happens it’ll be a scream.
Lets make a bet, how many fish mouths will he make?
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You mean Blue Peter stylie? Spend the whole speech fashioning stuff out of cereal boxes and sticky back plastic, holding it up for the delegates to applaud?
“Take Me to the Riveeer”
I won’t be listening because I can state with confidence that it will be lies, half-truths, mendacious misdirection, smears and utter self-congratulatory bollocks of the highest order from Brown.
As always.
That’s what makes it so screamingly funny!
Just like “Mr Hilter” of the Monty Python
Minehead Bi-Election.
‘I think he has got beautiful legs’
He looks a bit like Hitchcock in that picture. Just like a Hitchcock movie too, the tension is killing me – ooh, please call an election. At least not until after the commercial break and a quick jimmy riddle!
I’ll get a pre-emptive strike in.
I thought the speech was a loads of old bollocks, and shit covered bollocks at that.
nice one
wonder if we’ll hear the phrase “no more boom and bust”? doubt it
how about “started in america”?
could be a drinking game? a shot every time he blames something that he did on the Tories? Soon he’ll be claiming that the Tories actually won in 1997 and everything Brown did the last decade wasn’t really him.
We already have an unpopular discredited government suddenly thinking about trying to change the voting system to get a benefit, blaming foreigners for the problems and arresting political opponents. We might as well fully embrace the banana republic ideal and start editing history textbooks.
Where’s titfer to patrol the ailses with his little torch?
if you are caught on the back seat sucking off punters again you will be ejected phil.
Nice one titfer. Get us some popcorn will ya?
right the horrer of gordons speech or the horrer of england v new zealend ?
Great Guido, top marks.
Fuck. Accidentally gave Labourlist a ‘hit’.
Fuck.
I’ll have to go and have a shower now.
Having seen some of the munters, milfwatch at the conference is cancelled……
To cure my insomnia, should I watch the cricket or the mental one?
Dr Brownlove is my hero!
He is statesman of the year! Dontchknow!
Kin ‘ell. Looks like Mrs Mc Hoon’s nicked one of the deckchair covers.
First lie out of his gob will be how pleased he is to be at Conference!! Lying cnut
Oh no, I have to wash my hair this afternoon – can’t it wait?!?!
No new fangled speaker thingy’s.
Subtitles anywhere?
Or just watch the body language
Whilst we await the one eyed, pants wetting, scotch, mincing loon…Would anyone want to hear about the time when I may have back scuttled, the fullsome breasted Mrs Dolly-over the bonnet of my spitfire, when I was 17?
The near side or far side wing?
well, I started on the left…
Never really had a wing…wrap over bonnet..as very well you know sir :-)
I’m a bit partial to a smooth beetle-bonnet.
The advantage with the spitty was that I could grab hold of the windsreen frame to get a bit more ‘purchase’
‘May have back scuttled’ how can you not be sure?
W.W.
don’t want a divorce on our hands do we??…
yes, I would.
Perv :-)
p.s. anyone know where this can be seen live outside the UK?
Internet BBC
Parliament channel
Not watching.
5 seconds of Sarah Brown informing us that her husband gets up and goes to bed is more than enough.
Sounds like im missing all the fun I’ll raise a donkey on four fishmouths
I see the line up of flunkeys, straight out of Stalins book of good governence.
Just for the record, I want him to do OK, not because I like him, I want the fucker to survive to election day and watch the useless bag of shite go down with the ship.
Can anyone recomend a good bottle of something I can lay down till next spring.
W.W.
Omaha beach…
Adam Boulton has drawn the short straw, sitting in a broom cupboard with Jacqui Smith and Margaret Beckett.
Kerrist there’ll be some spare lard in there.
1minute standing ovation for saving the banks
2minute standing ovation for saving the world
60minute standing ovation if he resigns and commits Seppuku on stage
or 60 minutes ovation if he gets commited…..
only if straight jacket is applied on screen!
I think there’s a particularly painful form of seppuku where you cut yourself upwards rather than across.
120 minutes of applause for that.
He doesn’t even have the bottle to tackle Sudoku.
Marie Rimmer – friend of Mandelson?
dusky bint on brillo mentioned ring of steel.
Is this why he went into hospital…his natural sphyncter gave up the ghost.
He’s never had a natural sphincter since Antonia and Mandy tried a 2 for 1 back in ‘77…
apparantly Joianna Lumley had a valve fitted up her jacksie.
Her ring perished due to her fella’s sniffing coke of it.
There’s a joke there somewhere! (Rings of Uranus etc etc)
And gobby Lancastrian fishwife.
Here’s the perfect holiday for him to look forward to in his retirement, though who’d want to be on it with him.
http://www.titanicmemorialcruise.co.uk/
Since I’m a glutton for punishment, I’ll be there.
3rd behind the LDs !!!
Not been able to stop laughing all day !!
And that is after what most commentators thought was a crappy and amateur Lib-dem conference. The BBC and Sky have been very sympathetic to labour. I guess the viewers can see through all the BS after all.
The BBC is destroying what little reputation and credibility it had left; and appears to be every bit as suicidal as the labour Party.
have you seen this “rimmer” woman on atm…. what a joke! (and thats before we start on her name!!!)
I bet that Caroline Flint can give a great blowjob and smoke a fag at the same time..
Deffo a three dick gob, not as wide as the letterbox lawyer.
Brilliant.
heard her gob described as looking like a scalextric track one time.
I see Eddie Izzard is there to offer “Celeb Sparkle” –
That blokes gone right down in my estimation
Had that effect on mandelson
Yep, and with me as well.
Along with all the other Labour luvvies… Stephen Fry? Ben Elton? We know they’ve come from poor underprivileged backgrounds.
I mean, some of their schools didn’t even have en suite jacuzzis. I ask you, what suffering they knew.
We LOATHE Gordon Brown
Chuffing Champagne Socialists
I almost died when I saw him at number 10 shaking hands with McDoom a few weeks ago. His comedy in the mid 90s was superb and I really thought he was quite intelligent.
My sister bought me tickets for his show in November. I’m not sure if I’ll go now, knowing he’s a grubby socialist. Mind you, if he’s shook hands with McDoom he might be dead by then.
You know those test results that you aren’t particularly hopeful about and when you get them you find that the words spread, to and brain feature too many times for comfort?
He’s about as funny as that now.
Sky just ran an ad for “In Treatment”, good timing
Just like that impoverished socialist Blair?
Thought he was supposed to start speaking at 2.15pm – where’s gordon? Don’t tell me he’s hiding!
On his way back from Boots
Doing a “Yeltzin” one hopes.
Nulabour cordially invite you to spend half an hour divorced from reality. Lay back, relax and suspend judgement. Go with the flow.
Just as an aside, is anybody else curious as to the whereabouts of the formerly ubiquitous Stephen Pound MP (Ealing and Nearest TV Camera)? He seems to have dropped off the radar. It must be a good 45 minutes since he’s been spotted in front of a microphone managing the impossible task of being both preposterous and boring at the same time. Is he unwell?
The Pound has been taking a pounding on the currency markets. Do keep up old chap ;-)
Pound was interviewed yesterday at the conference and admitted on camera that he is deluded.
Pounded up the back alley by Manglebottom.
We need a sweepsteak – how many times if the drugged up lunatic going to say –
“the right thing to do”
25
Margaret shags in Caravans!
Cricket going well
Yep. sent the wife on first.
OH NO – NOT THE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only one not on drugs I suppose
WHY???????????????????
She’s wearing her lounge curtains!
Oh Gawd…Mrs bleedin’ Brown first!!!!
X’cuse me..I’m gonna puke.
So last year
I would never use my family like David cameron
Married 9 years – give her a prize for waking up next to that for 9 fooking years
I doubt that ever happens. By the time she’s woken up he’s been up for hours telephoning unsuspecting though doubtless grateful members of the public
Except at weekends when McNutcase is allowed an extra big pink pill before going to bed
Pass the vomit bucket.
Expect some fake tears, never fails
Only 31 weeks to the election if it’s May 6th.
Bring it on!
By rights, Brown should not be in Number 10 one day longer than April 30th. If he is still the resident of Number 10 on the Morning of May 6th, then this Government would have been in Government for more than 5 straight years. Talk about hanging on desperately by the fingernails to the last possible second to screw as much out of us as possible.
VOMMIT BUCKET PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Bucket? I’ve got an old oildrum (and thats getting fairly full!)
Is this what politics has come to, fucking disgrace.
These people are all as deluded as Mary Bloody Riddell…
Can’t hear
Missing much?
only if you like hearing corny bullshit. Trully revolting to listen to.
For change read fucked up.
MORE SICK BUCKETS: AT THE DOUBLE !!!
OK tat’s it. Can’t watch anymore I’m going to cry now!
that’s!!
FFS! another fucking shit video…
Sorry ’bout that..puke over.
Oh Shit..gotta go again.
Sarah, you forgot to mention that he’s a fucking liar too!
Pass the sick bag Alice.
I’ve got it! This is the warm-up comedian!
Oh jesus, just got my head out of the sick bucket – and they have started playing the video –
back to the bucket
When he goes for a Job Interview on May 7th will she go in first to smooth things out a bit?
We want tractor stats….NOT!
We don’t want to hear them
Already I think this is a transformational moment. I sense that after this we can expect a Labour landslide. OJ was innocent by the way.
The Ron Goldman must be still alive.
Elvis is alive and working at a carwash in Hemel Hempstead.
—-NEWS-FLASH—-
Bernie Madeoff elected Financier of the Year/Century/Era/PLanet.
Dear Lord, what has overcome most of our WUVI chatterati set?
Just wanted to grab a brief moment with the box over lunch and rather had the impression I was about to be ushered into the second coming.
What on earth kind of difference is A SPEECH, comprising mere words, going to make to atone for 12 years of clearly less than stellar DEEDS?
Mr. Brown could parachute in from an anti-matter induced explosion and turn water to wine, and I would not believe a word of it, or at best be fairly sure he and his GOAT herd will either do all too late, way over budget and, probably, totally fouled up taboot. Again. And within weeks, much less 12 years. But it won’t be acceptable, lessons will be learned, and they can’t really blame the media this time for pointing out they are running a stack of planks close on the brain cell count. And at least a decent use can be found for some planks, who don’t insult other folk’s intelligence.
I used to find political reporting at least entertaining and often informative, but now they have all been in the asylum so long they are sounding as deluded as the inmates.
… and out of all the people he needs to convince to vote labour to re-elect him to power, precisely NONE of them will be watching or listening to him.
The only people watching will be those who are already delusional enough to vote labour, and those political animals here who are tuning in to have a good laugh at the insane levels of incredulity and arrogance and hubris on display and to count the fishmouths… Oh and the media.
This speech will not make any difference as the people of this country have already made up their minds that labour is NOT the answer to our problems.
He has NEVER listened to us, so why the fuck should we listen to him?
Labour is the problem; not the answer.
Quite so. Am enjoying the ludicrous self-regard of this speech, even as I shudder at the damage his regime has already wrought and will extend if allowed to.
FFS imagine what the GE campaign is going to be like. I think I’ll stay out of the country until polling day.
I can’t watch any more. Its too awful and he hasn’t even started yet.
Step forward the fat shit.
He walks like Frankie Howerd
he’s going with the fake grin, has he learnt nothing.
Don’t answer that.
I think its being scripted by Walt Disney.
His eyesight isn’t great. He thought he was kissing Ed Balls.
According to Pravda he is going to bribe the 8 million economically inactive in Great Britain by promising them more money to have more kids.
Labour have turned huge swathes of our nation into welfare junkies who have no work ethic.
Swarms of chav brats to bring pestilence upon this once fair land.
Good of him to thank his wife for the intro.
Charmless, rude man
Go on Gordon! Fight!! Bwahahahah!!
If he REALLY wants to fight, I will give him a really REALLY god fight. I run a martial arts centre and would love to use him as a sparring partner and as a dummy to demonstrate various semi-lethal techniques on.
Why only “semi”?
The gurning’s started!!
bucket’s already full
He’s going to roar onto stage on a Harley – you just see.
The Great Gonzo rides again!
He needs an ASBO. We can’t have men going round picking fights all over the place.
Fight, fight, fight.
The only fighting these useless fuckers do is fight amongst themselves.
The only fight brown ever had was the other day when mandys lizard tongue slipped up his trouser leg and licked his arsehole from across the stage….he fought the urge to shout ” More”.
“Prick me, do i not bleed?” …yes, but its pus coming out gorgon….
How many pills has he taken???
Oh great a list
Not much for all those Billions
oh dear someone has told him to be animated – or they have upped the meds again
Oh for God’s sake… That’s a list of bloody failures, you hoon!
None of these so-called achievements mean fuck all to me matey.
Did you see Ben Bradshaw shoot up like he has a red hot poker up his ass for the mini-ovation?
I’ve just been sick on my keyboard.
Fuck off Harman. You Hoon.
Comments too slow to appear. Monk has more spontaneity about him. Shame.
Those Labour Party delegates will believe any old codswallop.
what did he say? He’s going to ban the BNP?
Brown starts by saying they have changed the country…yes for the worse by wrecking the economy and forcing massive debt on every man, woman and child
Oh God. He’s onto the BNP now
“It’s been a difficult year”. The Jedi has insight
Alistair you are doing a brilliant job, thats why I tried to sack you
No people have been asking, who the fuck are you.
“Alistair doing a brilliant job”…he’s lying already.
Wretching into my lunch as the video tells us how special Gordon is and as Sarah calls him her ‘hero’. Has she no self-respect?
Well some women just have no standards, I mean, even Mellorphant got laid, remember that?
Gets her pissed up and pays her probably…mind you Beckett does it doggy doggy for free i ve heard…anyone want to “go in”? All in the name of medical science or just for a laugh?
Watched Sarah on video, had to switch off when we got to the bit about Gordon being intense, but gentle. Have calmed down a bit now, so I might see if I can watch some more. I’ll just gird my loins and go for it, together with my sick bucket!
Am I imagining it or has Brown just repeated a Joke he used a few days ago about the special relationship and saying he and Mandy are getting on fine?
Decisively, it was months before he’d even use the “R” word.
Home and Away’s on Channel Five.
Already there.
Q? Is this being beamed live from the Planet Zog?
Planet FogOff!
Cheers, thought I was in a parallel universe for a second.
“We dumped all the toxic debt on the taxpayers”
yup, we cannot have all those billionaire bankers losing a few billion can we? Far better as far is Brown is concerned for 50 million ordinary people to stump up 36,000 quid each, than for a few billionaires to lose a few of their billions.
40/3 after 17 overs
Brown Bingo score one: “the majority not the few….”
“Not just the privileged few” – MY ARSE
Tax cuts for millions? 10% anyone?
What a load of old bollocks.
Help? Has Bruin been in a modern-day labour exchange? Full of useless Labour supporters helping no-hopers.
29 million in work..2 million more than ‘97.
That’d be the immigrants then!
“not one british saver has lost a penny”. Well that might be true but as a Northern Rock shareholder that kept the shares from when it was demutualised, I lost a shed load. I wasn’t trying to make a packet. it was a rainy day fund and how I got rained on. :-(
For once I wish I had listened to my wife and sold them years ago…
Savings annilihated though
Collingwood hit a second six
No pennies lost, but pennies arent worth as much as they were before northern rock went off.
BTW it occurs to me that this shit is all your fault you know. Shareholders are supposed to tell the folks running the bank what to do.
Where’s the interest on my savings then? A couple of years ago I was getting 7.2%. It’s 0.5% now! Bastards.
Below average, Sainsbury will give you 3%
My cat’s just been sick on my keyboard too.
Gordon is doing well on pronoucing his words….not
He’s said it 4 times now. This really is the speech of his life in the sense that it’s the same speech he’s made all his life.
He’s given special tributes to Harriet Harm Men and the Mince of Darkness – bad move GAME OVER!!
“The quality of its judgment…”
The acid’s kicking in, then
He’s spectacularly ill-informed about the results of his policies. He must be like Stalin and people don’t dare tell him its all gone horribly wrong.
He’s an other fan of David Cameron. He just can’t stop thinking about him.
Reject every piece of Conservative advice? What about the policy you stole from them last Autumn?
No party other than the Conservatives opposed puring money into the banks? Brown seems to have selective memory with regards to the US and the Republicans.
Labour intends to increase univerity places? Why didn’t they manage it in time for this year before thousands were forced to go without?
Brown is wrong to imagine that anyone gives a shit about what he thinks about anything.
Certainly a speech to inspire the masses to build tractors faster.
Should help as the last phase of hanging, drawing and quartering the bastards.
He just blamed the banking collapse on the conservatives!!
Free markets are not just free but values free
You forget that government has no resources of its own. The only way government can give one person money is to first take it from another person. And in doing so, represents the forcible using of one person – through the tax code – to serve the purposes of another.
Right wing fundamentalism that allows the market to self-correct?!
Why was Brown subscribing to right-wing ideology for ten years as Chancellor, then?
He’s saying that that right wing view has been proven to be wrong.
And therefore that he was wrong.
That’s correct
The conservitudes still subscribe to the disproved myth.
Has he said what he’s going to do … sorry what he would do … instead?
Ergo free markets are a ‘myth’. Thanks. Noted the comment just in time for voting in the GE. Labour think free markets are a myth. Right. Bit of a ‘judgement’ issue then for Gordon and the Cabinets since 1997.
Free markets are not a myth but allowing monopolies in finance is not about free markets rather about bad, bad regulation.
Long balls lobbed thru the middle to the bloke up front might work.
What a bloody hypocrite – ‘The ingenuity of the city’ was a Brownism.
She didn’t drag on the bairns, thank christ for that! She didn’t announce she was pregnant, thank christ for that! She didn’t cry (she kind of half sobbed), thank christ for that! You wouldn’t think that the economy was going along quite nicely before he became chancellor would you? ‘Securing Britain’s economic Recovery!’ Labour org.uk. The biggest lie in the world.
She didn’t sound very convincing either contessa.
” I love my husband ”
Yep righto love, we believe you!
(not)
Incredible what a woman will do for the love of the labour party!
Yes and they are all imbeciles and make the rest of us women look bad!
What! Now he claiming that Banking Crisis started in the Tory Party
What fucking planet is this Hoon on?
I borrowed £20 from my friend in the pub last night and invested it in lager. I might cancel the debt by borrowing £20 more.
He lost sight of the fact that he was supposed to keep our money safe. He thinks squandering our money and then borrowing squillions to replace it has done us a favour.
It’s a good speech, now swallow.
I prefer to spit
Call it bullshit!
He obviously doesn’t remember he’s been in power for the last 12 years. The british people do thankfully.
This is not a speech of a lifetime, this is typical crap from Brown
Yep – he’s ‘ordinary’ all right.
He’s just an ordinary shit from an ordinary shitty background.
Axe the NHS!
Oh he’s not had trouble with his eye’s has he, I hadn’t realised.
It is so sad that the office of British Prime Minister has come to this.
He now talks about ‘right wing ideas’ and ideology and claims the current financial mess and recession is a ‘failure’ of said ideas and ideology – so nothing to do with him creating a toothless FSA then….
Any family who produced a liar, cheat and fantasist like Gordo should be ashamed of themselves. But the Browns seem to be incapable of shame.
Free markets do not self correct.
Economic freedom, a prerequisite of every other freedom, cannot be the freedom from economic care which socialists promise us (which can only be obtained by relieving the individual of the power of choice): it must be the freedom of economic activity which, with the right of choice, inevitably also carries the risk and the responsibility of that right.
You can neither ignore nor dismiss irrefutable evidence that free markets produce unprecedented wealth. They can only do this if they have the freedom and adaptability to self correct.
Always looking to his left, anyone know who’s there?
A special relationship probably
According to criminal psychologists it’s a sure sign of lies being manufactured.
The late John Smith and his best buddy Robin Cook…
He is not ordinary.
Ordinary people work for a living & contribute.
Toughen the rules on those who break the rules, markets need morals.
yep, Fat Pat Scotland should be out on her ear
Won’t pass by on the side? Tell that to the maimed and injured troops who he’s never helped or visited.
What an ugly bunch of newlabour (I note they’ve dropped the new) – sycophants! Eddy Izzard – I wouldn’t spit on him if he were on fire. Oh god, he’s going to bring up presbytarianism, oh god he’s mentioned his eye again!Oh god sarah is all dewy eyed and she promised to be with him for ever – you silly cow.
Big boys did it and ran away
The Conservitudes are in bed with the bank robbers.
whereas the socialists are in bed with their sisters!
You’ve fucked us over, Brown. We’ll be drowning in debt this time next year.
……”things, can only get better”………come on everyone….
*can only get better*
‘But it remained for the Tories, with their unqualified capacity for falsehood, and their fighting comrades, the Toriess, to impute responsibility for the downfall precisely to the man who alone had shown a superhuman will and energy in his effort to prevent the catastrophe which he had foreseen and to save the nation from that hour of complete overthrow and shame. By placing responsibility for the loss of the economy on the shoulders of Bankers they took away the weapon of moral right from the only adversary dangerous enough to be likely to succeed in bringing the betrayers of the Middle England to Justice. All this was inspired by the principle–which is quite true in itself–that in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously. Even though the facts which prove this to be so may be brought clearly to their minds, they will still doubt and waver and will continue to think that there may be some other explanation. For the grossly impudent lie always leaves traces behind it, even after it has been nailed down, a fact which is known to all expert liars in this world and to all who conspire together in the art of lying. And I should no, comrades!!!’
And who will pay back the money the banks handed over to the Oligarchs who’ve since ‘lost’ it??
Is he going to mention the New World Order?
“markets need morals” is vapid, like saying a sewer needs morals
It’s better than ‘let the market decide’ and other discreditted right wing so called free market clap trap.
You mean like mandlescum’s defence of the filthy rich?
dear miss fallen arches,
You have a lot of gall and its seeping out all over the place.
Gall doesn’t seep out of fallen arches.
The Bank of England sets interest rates, based on targets set by Gordon. In what way is that a free market?
He’s wiping the floor with the ill informed dimwitted so called opinions of the bitter right wing dross that putrify this shill site.
By pretending he has not been in Government for 12 years and its all someone elses fault?
Use of the expression by Goebbels (nee AC)
Later, Joseph Goebbels put forth a slightly different theory which has come to be more commonly associated with the expression big lie. Goebbels wrote the following paragraph in an article dated 12 January 1941, 16 years after Hitler’s first use of the phrase big lie, entitled “Aus Churchills Lügenfabrik”, translated “From Churchill’s Lie Factory”. It was published in Die Zeit ohne Beispiel.
That is of course rather painful for those involved. One should not as a rule reveal one’s secrets, since one does not know if and when one may need them again. The essential English leadership secret does not depend on particular intelligence. Rather, it depends on a remarkably
*** stupid thick-headedness. ***
The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous.[2]
Churchill had a lie factory, honestly.
Think it through.
Socialists/Fascists always tend to apply methods necessary to peacetime. Once given control they crave more.
Are these treasonous hoons going to sing The Red Flag later?
is the pope C*tholic?
I’m surprised the Vicar of Rome is still Catholic after Uncle Tony joined the show.
The rosy red background matches his rosy red gigantic ears.
You can sense it – this is the end of Labour.
still can’t hear
http://www.spectator.co.uk/alexmassie/5375996/gordons-alive-liveblogging-brown-in-brighton.thtml
New labour economic model = socialism socialism socialism. He is spending money again, who’s money…..ours! Castard
Uurd!
I £billion for british company investment-how many billions has british business lost ‘cos of him? Carbon free zones=car ban? or Solar powered lawnmowers
The Labour Party think we all hate Brown. But actually we also all hate the rest of them, especially the obedient handclappers in the hall.
The BIG LIE Used in Brown’s psychological profile
The phrase was also used in a report prepared during the war by the United States Office of Strategic Services in describing Hitler’s psychological profile:[3][4]
His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.[5]
It’s the same with insurance, never accept liability.
Copenhagen here he comes
His Green Jobs stand at minus 625 for the Isle of Wight
Just keep making the exams easier, Gordon. It’s cheaper that way.
You can’t have globalisation and manufacture all your needs in the UK. Make your mind up Brown. You know that this promise is not deliverable.
“He’s wiping the floor with the ill informed dimwitted so called opinions of the bitter right wing dross that putrify this shill site.”
“Master Baiter” – you have just proved your nick name is well chosen ;)
dont feed the hoon
You and I just did!
Fill Toilets, how quick, that no doubt was a flash in the pan
What an absolute hoon.
Why dont the Labour party get rid of him?
What a liability, what a prat.
He’s going to spend, spend, spend other people’s money.
He is going to continue to spend, spend other people’s money
Mandlescum looking puzzled ‘cos he’s mentioned banks and post offices in the same sentence. Good he’s going to Copenhagen, dammit he’s going to come back. Balls is nodding, he’s going to invest more in schools……..what a self deceiving liar he is!
No, he is going to invest in more Muslim prayer rooms in schools – just like in Balls office
What fecking post offices and how much to re-open them,-cobblers
He’s on “Education, Education, Education” now. WTF happened over the last 13 years you hoon?
Amazing 13 years and still rattling on about things that he wants to do his had the largest majority ever and still n ot delivered. They are a bunch of hadbins that need to be booted out NOW. NuLabour are self serving bastards all of them. Look at the Kinnocks god I am so mad!!!
What fucking enterprise??
Will he apologise for anything and admit he has done anything wrong :?
Please can someone tell me what he has done other than fuck everything he touches. God the guy need to get out more often intp UK high high streets and smell the coffee rather than globetrotting.
Gordon, the only thing green is your audience!
Morgan’s out
“We lead the world in wind ”
No shit, Sherlock
He can have a green job mowing my lawn next spring
Where on earth is all this money coming from, has anyone got a calculator addingbthis up as he goes on and on and on! Here comes the tax hit – invoice to the middle classes.
He must be the Messiah. He nearly smiled!
Gordon Brown announces he is going to the Palace to ask the Queen for a dissolution of Parliament – He wants to get a mandate for his success at running the country!
Pound near record low against Euro. Money markets are watching.
Started the recession with the 2nd lowest debt of any G7 country.
Fact!
Be scant comfort when we end up with the biggest debt.
We also have the largest structural deficit, not boasting about that though.
MB – There is a word and you are full of it!
Managed about 5 seconds!
Now I don’t feel very well at all!
Harriet Harman is a huMANitarian – Lord Mandelson is a praiseworthy icon and black is really white…. yeah right…
State run boot camps for under 18 moters!
we lead the world in wind – yes, thats why the only factory in the UK has just been clsoed & redundanicies issued you lying hoon
Gordon, FFS don’t say anything about the economy. I’m going abroad next week and the pound’ll be worth fuck all at this rate.
Oh god, he’s doing *that* smile again.
He’s probably thinking about the medicene cabinet at home…
Monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs) are a class of powerful antidepressant drugs prescribed for the treatment of depression. They are particularly effective in treating atypical depression, and have also shown efficacy in smoking cessation.
Due to potentially lethal dietary and drug interactions, MAOIs had been reserved as a last line of defense, used only when other classes of antidepressant drugs (for example selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors and tricyclic antidepressants) have failed. Recently, however, a patch form of the drug selegiline, called Emsam, was developed. It was approved for use by the FDA on February 28, 2006.[1] When applied transdermally the drug does not enter the gastro-intestinal system as it does when taken orally, thereby decreasing the dangers of dietary interactions associated with MAOI pills.
perhaps, if he is using the patches, he could stick one over his good eye and take a walk along the seafront at Beachyhead
Nasty Tories LOL
Choices about tax and public spending….
Maintaining and improving frontline services…
Taxes going up, folks
All young people won’t have a job in other words.
May 6th.
General Election.
The day Labour ceases to be relevant in any meaningful sense in British politics.
And the troops cheered.
I like the way you’re thinking, Fred.
Fuck me, he’s rescued the pensioners too!!
Oh…I get it. The Tories have been in power for the last 12 years so Brown and his New Labour Wankers are going to kick them out.
Yeah those nasty tories have been screwing up the economy for the last twelve years in opposition. Unbelievable and look at the audience you could tell them black is white and they would believe it. Twilight Zone springs to mind.
What is wrong with his mouth?
Is it the medication?
It’s his blow-job technique. He just can’t stop.
He is so boring when he speaks and mis-speaks so much it is bloody annoying. He needs to learn English and speak it properly. JOKE JOKE JOKE.
Oh shit its Horse Face Beckett on now god I hate this self-serving bitch. I’m steaming right now going to take some prozac and go to bed zzzzzzzzzzzz
Thats business fucked then….
Totally.
That’s what you and your lot should be paid, mate. The bare minimum. And no fucking expense! Kinnock’s a Hoon too.
Neil Kinnock…..agh!
Indications – Fish Mouth Bruxilism, Wetting oneself at the podium, Talking a load of old bollocks to deranged hand-clapping Sycophants
In the past, MAOIs were prescribed for those resistant to tricyclic antidepressant therapy, but newer MAOIs such as selegiline and moclobemide provide a safer alternative and are now sometimes used as first-line therapy, although these substances are not always as effective as their predecessors.
They are also used for treating agoraphobia or social anxiety. MAOIs can also be used in the treatment of Parkinson’s disease by targeting MAO-B in particular (therefore affecting dopaminergic neurons), as well as providing an alternative for migraine prophylaxis. Inhibition of both MAO-A and MAO-B is used in the treatment of clinical depression and anxiety.
Hail the war criminals!
Destroyed pensions.
i am sure that with all the money he has given away via the corrupt DFID he will be given sanctuary.
And there was I thinking we had a problem!
Apparently not!
We’re gonna spend spend spend & the spend some more
The party’s never gonna end!!
I’d like to know when I can have some money to spend, ie keep what I earn and not be robbed blind by the HMRC crowd to pay over to Labour cronies.
Too awful to contemplate, best keep away methinks, as have most of the delegates.
He’s going to make sure we all win the Lottery and he’s going to make all our dreams come true.
Cleaners rate for London £6.07p/h
60 % rise in the Minimum Wage. More illegal immigrants on the way
Ofset by 200% inflation
and backdated to 2016
He is still spending money, our money!!!!
Who the fuck is going to pay for all this largesse, and how?
do you mean legacy or large arse? Either is a valid question!
FFS – everyone in that Hall lapping this shite up deserves to be sectioned.
Wrong they already are sectioned. Lots of day passes.
Cheese and Wine anyone?
Only Chiant!
Pregnant kids will get help from the taxpayer. That’s just great.
Ooh mother and baby homes. That’s a bit 1950s.
Fuck me he’s setting up BROTHELS now!!!
He has got some policies which make sense then.
Not really, the prime mincer will never get to use them!!!
He praised the windbag kinnock, and the Welsh windbag actually winked at him when he said thank you.
God, the welsh windbag is so common! Even with all that money he’s got no class.
Another 6 for Colly
thanks – I daren’t look
Less creditable than an MFI sale, BTW what happened to MFI?
didn’t it collapse?
Like most of their furniture!
The bottom fell out of the market
Where’s he gonna get the dosh for this bonanza?
Us silly.
But I haven’t got any left: he had it all in July :(
How about stopping 16 year-olds having children as a fucking career choice? What a fuckwit…
Our childrens childrens childrens childrens children will end up with the bill for the financial lunacy I am hearing from that mad Scottish loon.
Not me, I haven’t got any kids.
Even better. You’re free to pay much more in tax then.
“The hard working majority”, those he’s shat upon most in the last 12 years.
and more some
Well, barring one or two others
No ID cards, fox shot
It’s not the cards it’s the fucking enormous database they’re still going ahead with you abject hoon.
No ID cards? Of course not. Unless you want to get a passport, open a bank account, visit a doctor, see a social worker, go to college, pay a fine, get a driving licence. Of course they won’t be compulsory.
How simple are you you fucking twat?
Work houses, Brown has just announced work houses for young mums!!
He will be bringing back slavery at this rate…….sorry, they have already effectively done that through the tax system making us all slaves!
Next step the gas chamber!
they’ll have to be green
Mind you, it would be good to see some of these lardy arsed lazy slags doing sumfin other than sperm collecting
The people you really want to see in a work house are this bunch of useful tossers. Broon is simply going through a list of all the disasters Labour have created and telling us they are going to sort out the problems….er, the problems you created!
Get the nuns to run them….the girls can do laundry……Hail Mary!
A few people have concerns? Really?
You’ve had 12 years to do all this crap. Tough on crime? Tough on the causes of crime? Another failure!
Tough on folk who intervene to stop crime and the causes of crime
Come on, now.. It’s the previous administration’s fault. Clearly it is.
Stuff that happens on his watch (like Northern Ireland) is thanks to him and he should take credit; stuff that happens on his watch (like the Banking Collapse) is nothing to do with him, but it is probably the Tories’ fault. Probably.
Yes, I feel a sense of unease , and until you’re off the podium it will continue. What I want is everything he’s said IN WRITING!
Look at that shower…
He’s such a wonderful, caring
shitchap.He’s going to create utopia and it’ll all be free and we’ll all live happily ever after (not).
Have I missed the “Once upon a time” part of this speech?
He said that under his breath and ended with we all lived happily ever after. The man has no shame. Those Nu-Labour trolls in the audience worry me, I pray the british public see through these bunch of losers.
So, Brown’s going to spend more money than ever before, but still somehow manage to half the national debt in 4 years?
ahhh, I remember the old days when 2 trillion quid of debt was a lot of money. Not anymore. With Brown, 5 trillion quid’ll be worth about 2 euros.
Take a look at the pound against all major currencies it is tanking. The debt is spiralling and we have quantitive easing placing a false picture, just wait till interest rates go up and inflation starts to rise. This man Brown is a walking disaster.
Is Gorgon leaving an IED in No.10?
How does he expect to pay for all these hugely expensive (post-election) things he’s just announced? Borrow MORE money? Who’s going to be daft enough to lend him and his folly any more £ notes?
That’s easy, he’ll just print the money! (QE D)
I think I left my IUD in no. 10.
Now he’s announced all these policies, let’s have the election so we can vote on it. No I thought not!
24hr drinking you useless piece of scottish shite.
Ah booze cheaper than water may have been a contributing factor??? Mmm???
One minute he’s talking about teenage tearways. The next he’s talking about fighting. The oiks are probably just copying him.
Powers to ban 24 hour drinking, hurrah, erm a Labour flagship policy :?
Safe neighbourhoods! Now a priority, it seems.
15k for an asbo
Nothing to do with today’s headlines, then …
No one should remain unburied for more than a month.
Sarah started off saying that Gordon loves ‘our country’. I think she meant Scotland because he’s done dfuck all for England.
When she said that I said to the missus “I didn’t know they were african?” I said.
We’re all African.
It’s too late you stupid fucker; the country’s been inundated already.
Was that just someone knitting next to the tumbrill?
Madame Defarge knitting by the guillotine. Or let’s just string him up.
Teenage workhouse – BNP?
Another u turn on id cards.
Chips instead
No ID cards is the first sensible thing the hoon has said…
It was forced on him because of the costs involved, simple as that.
But the moronic audience voted for them. Now they’re clapping him for stopping them!
Precisely. The whole lot need to experience their own personal Hiroshima! ASAP!
Stealing Tory policy again.
The more I see him the more I hate him.
You too. I never thought I could hate anyone as much as this hoon.
A cheer for no id cards, who’s fucking stupid idea were they anyway?
They will claim it was all the tories idea and that Cameron wanted them all along!
I feel quantative easing may be set to increase
Sounds good to me, big boy.
He’s just gone back on ID cards and the delegates applauded him as if it was a ‘victory”!!! That’s yet another mega U turn on a major policy issue and the deluded fools think it is something to celebrate!! They really have lost the plot!
No compulsary ID Cards but we are still going to pay the companies involved billions and billions of pounds for doing nothing
Cheaper than paying them to complete the completely unnecessary task.
And a coup for Cameron. He can go on about the billions wasted.
Plus stealing Tory policies.
Even then, they are fucking it up. They are NOT scrapping ID cards, just NOT making them compulsory …..YET. Not for the next Parliament.
Where did I last hear him say something that would happen in a “next Parliament?” OH YEAH, A referendum on the EU treaty. Of Course.
SO not only is the big-brother database of the National Identity Register going to be maintained and the infrastructure of the ID card kept intact, and the pilots are still going ahead, we now have to trust Brown NOT to make them compulsory ….yet!
What a load of BOLLOCKS!
This is another example of labour not having a clue and trying to copy tory polices, whilst trying to maintain their own, opposing policy of big-brother state control!
He thought 24 hour drinking was going to bring in a cafe culture. The man’s mad. Newlabour did it because the drinks’ lobby told him to. You wouldn’t think the man had been running the country for 12 years! Why didn’t he do any of these things over the last years. No id cards! Now the audience are clapping as if they hadn’t already voted it in! The audience actually cheered! You couldn’t, couldn’t, couldn’t make it up!
They’ll change legislation any way they want to – if the bung is big enough and well hidden.
I wonder how much of a bung they would take to legalise weed ?
get up, get up I tell thee
Now he goes too far! Leave our troops alone you slimeball.
You lying piece of shit!
Fuck me! You’d think that this Hoon was in opposition
His pants are on fire
I wondered what that red glow was behind him!
Mandy’s knob?
LOL
Now, if one cucking-stool was for each scold,
Some towns, I fear, would not their numbers hold.
He doesn’t just owe them a debt . He owes them equipment, hospitals and helicopters none of which he’s willing to provide cos he’s spending it all on himself and his own aggrandisement.
Don’t you dare invade Iran you fucking maniac.
Well, ‘He’ can. If He likes, he can borrow my swiss army knife complete with compass.
Yeah I would pay good money to watch him invade Iran, himself. They should give him a proper gun and everything. It’s not like the hoon can see to aim the fucking thing is it?
Standing ovation, they think he’s the best thing since sliced bread. The morons, newlabour’s like a fanatical religion!
A sect.
No, INsects.
A hive mind. A clueless deranged cretinous fucking HIVE MIND!
They must all be on the same mind-altering medication that Brown is taking. It is one mass hallucination in there.
Deranged, Delusional, Decrepit, Deceitful, Dream-world, Dick-heads!
Brown is their Queen.
I forgot to mention….
Our mounted police will have their horses replaced with unicorns, and we will fund a review to find the pot of gold which is at the end of the rainbow.
The fight to put things right is a fight against themselves.
Let the fight begin.
We’ll be the fuckers to need international aid in future you Hoon!
0.7%
Great isn’t it! Sending £800 mn to India, a nuclear power….I couldn’t have spent my money better myself! I mean, if Bono says Gordon’s doing the right thing who am I to argue…..? “Rock stars (sigh)….why are they always so brilliant?” – Homer Simpson
A nice little war. That would delay the election.
Actually the current plan is for a Foot & Mouth outbreak – but it’s meant to be secret!
well, the current bacon flu plan is falling apart, they need to queue up the next one…
actually it’s chicken and bacon flu
How about another MI5 7/7 adventure here? Up the sacle a bit, throw in a dirty bomb or two…
Then we get the Civil Contingencies act, and, BINGO! No election…
I hope you’re not implying that just because they were holding a major anti terrorist London Underground bombing exercise on the same day as the real one, that something stinks.
No, of course not silly!!!
Is there a Doctor in the house!
A huge debate, a mass debate
They really envy our MRSA ridden wards!
Here we go, more quantative easing for the NHS
Great idea! Let’s give money to other countries when we’ve got fuck all ourselves! Let’s help India put another rocket on the fucking moon. Unbelievable!
“Foreign aid” is nothing more than institution bribery, these are the bungs and pay-oofs.
Scorch & Burn
Ooh, an imaginary letter writer.
More fake letters. Has he no shame?
Why does he not read out MY letter I sent to the fraudster – I told him that he is a lying scum and must resign – reading out that letter are you,fraudster Brown?
Fair point not lost on many I hope
These audience members must be truly awful, pathetic human beings.
Probably ignorant Big-Brother wannabees thinking it is a strange task for an audition. They probably haven’t a clue who the fat twat on the stage is, but they have been told whoever cheers the most at the most deranged idea, will get through to the next round.
The members of the audience are paid to attend, it’ll be part of their job and will be funded from their expense accounts. Even so, the place looks about 80% empty.
The only people left supporting these useless tossers are those that are paid to do so.
Early diagnosis, early treatment.
Saving lives.
Swallow that Dan Hannan
Not in this country.
Try going abroad for early diagnosis and treatment.
Queue for GP.
Queue to get on the Queue to see a specialist.
Queue to see a specialist.
Queue to get on the Queue to have a test.
Queue to get on the Queue to see a specialist to talk about the test.
Queue to see a specialist to talk about the test.
Queue to get on the Queue to have an operation.
Queue to get operation.
and if you’re unlucky.
Queue to fix MRSA.
BleeeeaaarrrggggggH!
My friend just died of breast cancer. Like a lot of people these days she was misdiagnosed. The NHS killed her.
I know of 3 people that are dead because the were mis-diagnosed. They won’t be writing to him though.
Haunt the bastard.
They are dead because they had a fatal disease. Correct diagnosis and treatment might perhaps have enabled their lives to be saved but that isn’t the same thing.
Talk talk talk talk Talk talk talk talk…..and on and on.
That so MANY people can be in one building can have the SAME incredible views that this fraudster propagates is simply unbelievable – and very depressing.
Did you see when the camera switched to Johnson and that nonentity Milliband – Milliband realised they were watching him and woke up from the master plan to kick out Brown that he was busy hatching in his mind and broke into a smile.
Such blatant bullshit is amazing – it really is a case of who dares speak the greatest amount of crap and lies can actually win!
Well call a general election NOW Brown – you miserable lying nothing.
Not many people smiling in the audience.
They’re clapping, but stony-faced.
The NHS haven’t said fuck all about my 54 week wait for a kidney stone to be removed have they, you cnut. And the colapse of my business as a result.
Vote Conservitude and see that wait double.
UKIP just won Billericay in Council election
Nice one. I hope they push hard to win it at the General election.
Good news at last!
Vote Labour and see things staying exactly the same a they are with the same rate of deterioration as we have now in the public finances.
All Labour has done with the NHS is to employ thousands of managers to fiddle the figures.
Wight Tory is the reality under labour.
0.7% enshrined in law for foreign aid. What he has forgot to mention is the percentage of GDP to be paid by future taxpayers to service the debt mountain he is piling up!
This enshrining in law crap – this is the same as their intention re paying off the mother f’ing debt THEY have built up and leave Cameron – they are trying to control and hold Cameron responsible for their mess!
Simply amazing – revolt Brits and overpower these scum
But Cameron announced this policy of “enshrining a balanced budget in law” in his conference speech last year.
When the Tories balance the budget they can now blame Labour for passing the Law that made all those nasty cuts necessary.
Nice one!
he he he he…
very true. It’s not about “heart” it’s about legally binding policies and statutes to maintain labour’s scorched earth! You see, Brown is all heart!
One week of seeing GP
Yeah-driving past in a Bentley no doubt
Another lie!
How about stopping the baby factories from breeding in the first place?
Pensions linked to earnings? Stealing tory policy there.
Scrapping the “compulsary” ID card. but only for the next parliament? This is the same man that promised a referendum on the EU treaty in the “next parliament”
This not enough! He should scrap the ID card and the National Identity Register altogether and for good!
Free treatment and instant incarceration for psychopaths would be a better plan
Fuck cancer, it’s the superbugs you want to worry about, Jock!
“Gordon Brown says Iran must ‘join the international community now or face isolation’”
When will he make the same demands of Israel? hypocritical twat!
Guido’s algorithms can’t be working if this got through.
Never happen, we gave them 200 nukes in 1968. We gave them Israel in 1921.
We got 911, Iraq, Afghanistan, and a Mullah led Pakistan and Iran in return. Someone thought it a price worh paying
You will be accused of antisemitism. Standard discussion shut-down tactic.
Blame the UN!
Actually the IAEA and the UN wanted, and put great pressure on, Israel to sign the NNPT (of which Iran is a signitory and is in full compliance with). They told the UN to duck themselves and the USA vetoed the move.
It seems when Obama stated last week that ALL nations MUST obey international law on the non-proliferation of nuclear materials. He actually meant ALL except ONE!. That one is actually free to proliferate to anyone, anywhere.
Unlike Iran, Israel has NOT signed the NNPT and has no intention of doing so.
Beat cancer, they are copying West Wing now.
Gordon really is a moron – he claims he is going to cure cancer – must think he is Jesus or something!
Well he did save the world you know. Curing cancer will be a piece of piss to World Statesman of the Year.
Beat cancer in this generation? Reminds me of that old Monty P sketch about curing all know diseases… Hoon.
He cannot help himself. Off in his own fucking dreamworld where he has only to wish for something and lo – it comes to pass.
Never gets bogged down with the practicalities of who, exactly, is going to be curing cancer and how, exactly, will it be paid for.
Just. Shazam – ‘No more boom and bust’. Shazam – ‘No more housing bubbles’. Shazam – ‘Prudent’.
A liar appealing to the sensibilities of people who long to be lied to. The kind of people who believed in father Christmas right up until they went to university.
never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.
Apple pie for everyone… every day… for free!
Fuck off. I’d be out of business.
And there will be more from Gordon next week when he’s all better.
FFS somebody creep up behind him and pull down his pants
blow his sodding brain out with a shotgun
what ? and risk getting soiled by the overspill from the adult pampers ?
Where’s Oaten when you need him ?
What happened to the live-blogging? Alex Massie is Lording it up and it’s boring. Who does he think he is Sir Walter fuckin Scott….
My friend has died this year from skin cancer. He was misdiagnosed so that the cancer raged round his body and killed him in 6 months. Gordon’s NHS killed him.
R.I.P. (Many suicides too)
Sorry to hear that. Skin cancer is so easily treatable too, this should never have happened.
Friend died while being treated for tuberculosis – he actually had lung cancer.
The NHS is communist and just won’t work.
It’s why we call it the National Death Service.
http://nationaldeathservice.blogspot.com/
If you have any anecdotes/links please post them in the comments.
Sarah and I,…………. brings tears in to your eyes doesn’t it? Tears of fury.
What a scumbag. And look at all those wasters hanging on the Liar’s every word. Pathetic!!
They will hang
New National Care Service. How much is that going to cost us, I wonder.
Only your home. Get yer living will sorted and pass your house to your kids before the state can steal it from you!
Make out a notorised notice of intention and legally valid claim of right on your property and then the state can’t touch it!
Manifesto – social care for all. Don’t want it myself to be honest – how is it to be paid for in any case. If the twat hasn’t realised it yet, he has bankrupted the government and the country!
It matters not to the blind deluded one. in his fantasy world, cutting 2 Billion out of the education budget actually is INCREASING investment.
No I cannot work that one out either.
Here’s a plan for Mr. Ed ballsBag: Issue A-levels and degrees along with the birth certificate and abolish the education system altogether. Save a fortune innit ?
You can then claim that the entire population has a degree and that we don’t need the education infrastucture anymore.
I would not be surprised if he hadn’t already considered it.
Yes, your dignity has diminished, yes.
Bet their stock rises after this though…
He already does that for the Scots of course.
We are going to bring in a law to make NHS care a right for everyone
in the world.
It already is.
Free this; fee that! It’s a utopia – for dreamers!
no it’s a utopia for scroungers and layabouts, Nu-Liebore’s core voters.
Free personal care? He really is mortgaging the future – who is going to pay for all these promises???
We are = just print more money!
What ISN’T he going to do? That’s what I’d like to know! Lets have it IN WRITING!
So if you own your own house, you can afford to pay? Is that it, Gordon?
yup. In Gordon world, just because you paid three times the value of your home to a bank to “own” your property, the state is entitled to it!
“Free Personal Care”. In London that means an illegal immigrant will be given the keys to your granny’s house. She will come in with her boyfriend whenever she likes and steal whatever takes her fancy.
Either that or tot up your valuables for sale to pay for treatment. (Valuables bought after tax)
Yeah don’t forget the sexist male eviction law they have promised too. Any psychotic bint only has to smash a few plates and call the police to claim abuse (no trial, charge or even evidence required) and the police can kick the male owner of the property out on the street for a fortnight.
I imagine there will be plenty of cheating wives using this as an excuse to kick their blokes out for a couple of weeks so that they can cheat more easily.
Fucking Crazy!!!
I think… I’m going… to weep.
Colly out
Gordon Out NOW
he claims he is going to cure cancer
well, he does think that he’s saved the world and told us so, maybe he’s got some other superpowers that he hasn’t told us about yet – if having an @rse for a face and talking sh1t out of it can be classed as a superpower….
No troughers, eh???
Brown certainly needs morals – he never had a moral compass – if he did it just spun round and round and round….
What do you take me for??
I can’t watch this bloody nonsense. He’s creepy and vacuous and full of shit.
I’m gonna watch the cricket – oh fuck, England 33 for 3 – what a larf!!!
Just how bad is my life gonna get now????
I thought this was bad enough…..ho hum….
of course England are losing in the cricket – Brown is speaking – the curse of the loser strikes again.
DFID is just a money laundering operation.
Ther emust be a kick back to Labour – look at the insane amounts given away under Labour to India & Pakistan alone.
Independent auditors please – & an election you democracy shy one eyed Scottish idiot
Needle on Bullshit-ometer just ran off the gauge. MPs not in it for themselves ??
Hello ?? Hello ??
No more needless foreign trips then.
Surely he’s getting the clap far too easily?
That’s a medical question and quite out of order.
Nice, he is giving rights of recall…
Right, we should start an immediate campaign in his constituency to Recall Brown.
or is there some get-out clause that they have to be proven to have broken the rules, and upon investigation it is discovered that there aren’t any fucking rules?
It’s another one of the skidmark’s bait and switch routines.
Voters can ask the local party to recall a member.
So is ZanuLabour going to start to listen to the voters then?
It’s never happened in their history and certainly not over the last 13 years.
A recall process is needed but it must not be the shitheads deciding on their own fate.
A simple process which allows the voters to independently kick any useless twat away from the trough.
A simple form, easily available for the voters to complete, when a certain number is reached the person is out – no review no committees – it needs to e bullshit and whitewash proof.
See that? Gordon spoke about the value of allowances and what MP’s can give their constituents.
Pan camera straight to Keith Vaz.
and Straw and Darling and Harman and on and on – we would be dizzy watching all the panning.
We haven’t lost a penny in savings!? What utter twaddle! Where’s all the interest gone? Tell me that you fat chin slinging a….hole.
Perhaps they can start paying for their own food.
Next the Scottish piece of shit will be guaranteeing that EVERY UK citizen (even if only one for the past 5 minutes) will win the lottery EVERY week.
“Securing Britain’s economic failure”
There really is nothing like a good SPEND UP to get em clapping. However you can see the ones with the still functioning brains wondering where the monies coming from-bless!
Socialists never care where the money comes from.
Indeed socialists don’t seem to have even a grasp of the basics of creating wealth.
Socialists never earn their own, they only know how to spend other people’s cash.
Big changes in politics – accountable to the people – voting reform – here we go – a stitch up with the Liberals – a commitment for a referendum on AV to get the liberal voters on board.
Get more cronies into the House of Lords!!!
never a truer word…
The only thing keeping the remain rag-tag ZanuLabour supporters clapping is that they are hoping for a job in the Lords or the European Paliament.
After all – they really, truly are mostly unemployable, talentless parasites, each and every one of the tossers.
Pravda wetting themselves over the dear leaders speech
This man is insane.
How very dare you! The man has Var-lyews… He was brought up with them… Can’t you see? He’s parading them before you… Millions of children all over the world are now in school… ‘because of the onward march of fairness and of justice’. Due to… guess who?
‘Think big and fight hard. Aim high!’ Simples. ‘Never stop believing.’
‘Stand! Win! Fight! Serve!’ …
I am knocked down by a torrent of isolated exhortatory verbs…
If he abolishes hereditary peers, doesn’t that mean he can get more of his own people in there?
Oh he hadn’t thought of that.
“The House of Lords will become a multicultural muppet show”
Baroness Scotland.
I rest my case.
Just like the BBC and the House Of Commons then – full house
Gordon Brown: “Never again should the Tory Party be allowed to govern this country so I am going to bring in a law to ban people from voting Conservative”
Loud cheers from the massed ranks of socialist sheep
I would not put it past him!
I clicked on the link on the BBC headlines that mentioned the scrapping of ID cards. Then the video of his speech popped up. Luckily I managed to close the window before the video started, but I was still a little bit sick into my mouth.
That was close.
I’m listening to the TV – I can’t watch it
I hate the hoon
Gordon brown has been honest, lol
Elected House of Lords – not sure it is a good idea – they have had 12 years to do these things, but now they face electoral oblivion they are going for it.
Back to the conservatives. Here we go……
Did anyone notice him talking about where they’d ‘fallen short?’
Why did MPs have 90+ days holidays?
Yeah. when they could have had 365 days holiday and not fucked up the entire economy.
The jackasses.
Who is going to pay for this continued lunacy?
you
He’s going to get rid of the hereditary principle in the House of Lords. What about the Commons so we can get rid of that Straw, Gould, Benn nepotism.
I thought they had done away with the hereditry principle in the house of lords. And replaced them with failed Labour MPs, cronies who made way in a boundary change, contributors to the Labour party and other such jackasses.
To take their ‘revenge’ on the population for putting up with herieditry peers
If they abolished hereditary principles, The Kinnockios MillePedes and other similar pondlife would be utterly fooked.
‘Not my future’ – too right mate!
What a pious man he is.
I’ll bet the Footsie is taking a pounding right now!
Looking more like Stalin as the speech goes on – come down to my town Brown and you will get the shock of your life when we have finished with you.
He said at the start that the BNP have no place in a democracy. I won’t vote for them but what utter bollox. Folk can vote for who they want in a democracy.
Presumably the Monster Raving Loony Party have a place in a democracy though.
Massive Raving Loony Party = Labour (Old, New and Zanu)
Looking for a hung parliament + lib dems with prorpnl rep
Stop prevaricating, Gordoom.
CALL A FCUKING GENERAL ELECTION NOW !
Why has Brown exempted his oligarch friends from tax altogether?
Hereditary principle gone
Voting reform
Impressive
IF he is lucky he MAY get a short term bounce – but he has given the Conservatives too many easy targets and we don’t even need Cameron or Osborne to de-construct his lies and spin – Boris Johnson and William Hague will easily suffice and wipe the floor with Brown,Mandy and Harman and have us rolling in the aisles as they do so. Win grin! ;)
If the tories bin the inheritance tax pledge, liebour will be fucked.
Coppers aren’t interested in the most violent criminals, you stupid fuck.
Nope they only pick on the law abiding people who are ignorant of their rights. The police have no interest in tackling real criminals. Far too much like hard work, that. far easier to invent a crime to stitch up some “nice” law abiding mug. That gets the boxes ticked and makes the stats look pretty.
Thank God the Tories will be in soon. At least their policies are rooted in reality and they don’t live in a fantasy world.
Your opinion
24- 26% of voters don’t believe in reality. They believe anthing a Labour politician tells ‘em.
The ways and means are mere details compared to the ‘vision’..
Hence the jackass proclaiming cancer will be cured in a generation. Which generation? By who?
More meaningless shit from the Maximum Imbecile. Another few years and he, like the Dear Leader in North Korea, will be proclaiming that he, personally, invented manned flight. And a packed conference of the self-same arseholes you see there today will be applauding and actually believing it.
Dumb and Dependent. That’s how Labour like’s its voters.
Sad, but true.
I would like to know the 26% who say they will vote for this lot. What country are they living in?
The voting system is rigged, this is the built in vote for labour.
The only reason for a delay in calling a general election is that Labour can’t find enough people who can read & write and are willing to fill out voter forms with enough accuracy – they need a lot of pre-filled forms and pre-stuffed ballot boxes and it is taking longer than they planned.
Oh and they only need to hang in there and beat the clock on the EU Treaty/Constitution/Masnifesto which will automatically become effective and NON-REVOKABLE before next spring.
It’s all they have to do.
Non-revokable.
They wish.
No parliament may bind its successor.
Lowered voice moving to a deadly serious subject. – He’s frightening the electorate now – ‘ The conservatives have no hearts’, he says slowly and with menace.
Mr Fondlebum told him to say that
Ok, I am sorry for making your commenters looking like dim wits…
Prosperity?? Hope?????
Gordon Brown destroyed our futures.
“At the heart of Europe”, I love that. How much influence do we have now (fuck all), and how much less after Lisbon (a lot). Where’s our fucking referendum, you hoon?
We’ill send his fecking heart to europe
We actually have a lot of influence in the EU – we bankroll the f**king thing to the tune of almost 50%.
All it takes si someone with the guts to tell the “colleagues” to take a running jump and reform as we see fit – or pay for it themselves.
However Brown is in the best postion to know that no-one with guts is fighting our corner.
spend more….more more…(debt, what debt?)….spend more…I am jesus and will cure cancer…..the tories will kill all the doctors…..
he’s a complete and utter fucking loony.
His an ecomomist and best chancellor ever and the right man for PM and to run the country. And lets not forget he is a doctor and will cure cancer. Its unbelievable we are living in a hoon fantasy land.
Some people said it was impossible to have a Labour government with integrity and honesty and capability and they were right.
Perhaps 2,500 prats in the conference hall?
59,997,500 Brits outside the conference hall – we,the people of Great britain await the chance to give our verdict on this fraudulent monster.
Let us in as well !!
Nuke it from Orbit, It’s the only way to be sure.
Fairness and Justice????
He saved 15m jobs worldwide!
Shock and Awe.
And he’s a jolly good fellow!
His Gordon he is Superman didn’t you know.
and not a SINGLE ONE IN THE UK
Big Dreams – that’s about right!
the old fish mouth gulps is going nineteen to the dozen, he’s going for a world recrd
Is he dribbling yet?
Another 70,000 jobs lost this month thanks to this kunt.
“the onward march of fairness and justice”
try quoting that top the family of the Pilkington’s you grotty deeply unpleasant con man.
Shame on you and your crooked henchmen,sorry henchpeople.
More this one.
That’s getting to be too much of a downer, wonder what music Gordon listens to (no not the spin, Arctic Monkeys FFS), probably just the voices in his head.
first nation to BEAT cancer???
what fucking planet is this cretimous jock on?
never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.
totally right – this is the evil that is Mandelson – a direct descendant of Goebbels and the spinner of cynical lies and utter bullshit.
Fondlebottom of Boys is the spitting image of Adolf. Shared genes I reckon
Highest cancer rates in Europe, if I recall correctly.
Correct.
And the worst survival rates among formerly comparable countries.
Absolutely one of the worst survival rates in the EEC…
When we send Blair back to Iraq to stand trial for mass murder is there any chance we can send Brown as well.
And a few others besides….
Well he made the funds available so definately yes.
(After heeees bin hanged in London)
Hanged drawn and quartered – one quarter sent to all corners of the realm to let everyone know that they can sleep a little easier at night.
I bet I’ll find those elusive Weapons of Mass Destruction.
THE Weapons of Mass Deception are holding their party conference this week
What’s the betting that Fraser Nelson is pissing himself we laughter at these piles of steaming turds tumbling out of Brown’s gob
I’M out after 6 balls
Oh god, I can’t take any more, falling off my seat with boredom. He’s the guy who doesn’t take no for an answer?!!!!!! Dream big dreams? Oh if only!The man’s totally off his chump, and the audience with him. I do believe gorgon…… that maybe you’ll actually be gone one day!
He’s like the dogshit you cannot scrape off your shoe – you end up throwing them away…..
Thank god that’s over!! Shit or what?
Thank fuck that’s over. Glad he’s going to cure cancer though.
Phew! – neeed to go
My cancer’s playing up
Thank fuck that shit’s over. That there is a room full of gullible cretins. Let’s hope the electorate knows better…
Back now to planet earth.
The clever bit amidst all the BS was the bit about a referendum on AV – that puts the cat amongst the Liberal pigeons – is a desperate ploy to achieve a hung Parliament. Over to Cameron now – he has to go for gold next week. I have a bad feeling about this….
Don’t have bad feelings. Good always overcomes evil. Otherwise we’d all be dead centuries ago
The liberals would have to be insane to believe Brown on this. PR was in their 1997 manifesto.
It was the very first thing they reneged on. After first revealing Paddy Ashdown’s affair so that his attention was elsewhere while they reneged on their promise.
It is a sign of weakness that they would even offer this time around. Even if we know it to be a lie.
Jeeeesus Lib Dems. Wake up. Go for second. Be happy with second instead of propping up the insanity of this Labour government for the promise of a couple of meaningless cabinet posts that will be promptly pulled if it turns out they don’t need you after all.
Second means official opposition which means eventual Government.
Labour coalition = permamnent third party.
Yes. Just be up-front with the voters. Explain that Labour have in fact destroyed the economy and that they will be rightly voted out and so disgusted Labour voters should come across to the LibDems. Because at least they’ll be exercising their right to vote but without rewarding the Tories or the economy destroying incompetents who would only fuck things up even more given the chance.
Is it safe to turn the telly on yet?
Yes. You missed some truly CLASSIC irony! :-D
Yes the carbon levels are coming down-national grid restoring
Well Yeagh Allright!!!!!
….and the puny humans’ minds were enslaved….
No more boom and bust.
No more housing boom.
Vote on PR.
Vote on the Lisbon treaty.
Cure cancer.
Did I forget anything?
Don’t forget the 15million jobs…
Nor those nasty wicked Tories
Hey: I’m convinced!
Especially after all the gurning and gladhanding the crowd at the end.
Seen in Brighton
Ha Ha
http://rucku.com/pg/photo/petetaylor/read/286462/crap-food-great-scam
HT Pete, http://www.rucku.com
soooh desperately cringeworthy;
the needle’s stuck;
40 years of labour promises, and no plan or clue how on earth to deliver on any of them.
World Statesman of the Year saves his own skin again.
Hoodwinks his own people at conference.
So many laudable intentions, all out of reach cos he bankrupted the country. He can’t pay for any of it.
…meanwhile back on planet Earth…
Oh god sarah and gorgon are going to have sex on stage. I’ve had enough, can’t take any more!
Problem for Sarah, her shoes are higher than average so she’s having to cling on to the gorgon – so it’s not love that makes them cling together after all.
Imagine,just imagine having to place your mouth over his…….have you vomited yet with that particular thought?
Further increase in overseas aid, e.g. £800 million for poverty relief to India which they are spending on moon rockets instead.
You are very generous with our money Gordon, as well as a complete mug.
You could only have survived in academia and politics. In the real world you would not have lasted 5 minutes.
Thanks Mr Brown.
I can start smoking again and go in the sun without factor 50
They all look pretty damn cool clapping along to M People
M people – a song from 1994.. That just about sums it up!
Would love to check if they have actually sought approval to use the song or if someone from the labour party downloaded it from Pirate Bay!..
The poor will vote for this even if they aren’t yet.
We’re ALL gonna be poor very soon, pal.
Maybe that’s the plan?
Hilarious really, BBC having Caroline Flint to talk about the speech afterwards.
I’ve been for a shit. Did I miss anything?
Nope. Just a load more shit.
*swoons*
yes SO17. More shit and some.
Just like one of his budgets – it will all fall apart in a few days
Promises Promises
It’s OK. he’ll just deny ever promising it.
What an utter Hoon he really is.
Brown, you are an utter sack of dicarded medical waste from a Romanian hospital
So I earn my money and .7% of it goes to the likes of India so they can carry on their space / moon programme eh?
And the crooked dictators of Africa can send my cash straight to the vaults under the streets of Zurich and Vaduz?
How dare you steal even more money from me you repulsive slimy little piece of shit.
Don’t worry. They never really hand over this aid money. It just makes the Labour delegates horny to think of all spending such a large amount of other peoples’ cash. They don’t actually care about who it goes to, the excitement comes from taking it away from people.
While day dreaming about racial superirority and the unworthiness of Africa, China have taken all the good bits.
Brown & Bono haven’t wiped the slate clean with regard to African debt yet. Then we can start lending again.
FFS when will these pratts start talking about wiping out OUR debts ?
I’d like to keep the money that I earn, not have a bunch of political wankers keep giving it away or paying it to themselves and their cronies, then tell me that they HAVE to increase my taxes to pay for it – bollocks to you BrownStains
.
Fink’s doing a fair demolition job on Pravda – just keeps asking about who’s going to pay for it.
No Problem – just different priorities – Mandy’s !!!
Contract on that McGuire nothing – E Bay has it starting at £100
I think we can all say that after that speech, Brown has impaired vision.
Stick me in a government home? Fuck orf, it’s against me human rites
wot abaht me boyfriends?
Brown will be very quickly crucified on this one. It will ’stigmatise’ the poor underage dears and their offspring. It’s reminiscent of ‘The Magdelene Sisters’ and the poorhouses.
It’ll never happen.
What a fucking jackass the man is.
It’s a pity because it was his one good idea – bring back the workhouse.
They’ll have Shaftsbury turning in his grave when they bring back child labour and start to send then down the mines and up the chimneys.
The Labour crowd are well stuck in victorian and early 20th century.
can mi 28 year old mum cum as well
Anita Anand on Radio 5 is literally having an orgasm right now.
effing stupid cow
labour love
Shame we can’t see THAT then!
Nice Woody Allen ref there.
Has he gone yet?
Can I turn the telly on now?
I’ve run out of Rennies I feel so sick.
And I’m fed up with watching re-runs of Top Gear on Dave.
And Sky think it’s great they are going to have a head to head contest with Dave, Cloggy & him. Uck.
Lets think forward and be happy.
To Christmas, to Dave disemboweling Mandypants, to the Gordon in the pit of hell and the socialist nightmare a distant memory.
Militwit waxing lyrical about Gordon. This is the man who was going to stand against him.
Hypocrite.
Milliband is lighter weight than the lightest material that could ever exist in the whole universe.
Makes Major seem like Winston Churchill
Did he mention the Sky TV debate?
He said at the start that the BmP have no place in a democracy. I won’t vote for them but what utter bollox. Folk can vote for who they want in a democracy.
Seems kind of an oxymoron as the Yanks say. No place for a political party in a democracy???
Still, this is ‘Brownthink’ after all, so anything is possible.
Government has no place in deciding who people can vote for.
Blimey I can’t normally access threads at work – not that I get much chance anyway – because of the swearing (et al). I’m assuming that I’m able to type this – nearly 600 comments in, indeed – because his speech was magnificent and no one had a bad word to say about it. Well?
I believe this was written for Gordon & Co:
Brown LOVES his
“Breakfast in America” (just not at the White House these days)
“The Logical Song” – enough said?
“Asylum” – yessiree!!
“Fools Overture” – just witnessed that one eh?
“Crime of the Century” – robber Brown
“Its Raining Again’ – always a cloud following Brown around
“Another Man’s Woman” – mmmmm
“Give A Little Bit” – to Africa and India and every other country,just don’t expect any security or return on your savings for yourself
the list of Supertramp songs seems endless for Brown.
Hey, I think you’re onto something here.
“Another Man’s Woman” was written for Ben Bradshaw, though.
More a bunch of hot smoke and sassafras
From what I saw of this performance, Brown is simply taking “the long way home.”
Loving the Open University lecturer tripping out on those wine glasses!
Ok folks, have to level with you. Brown’s speech was a huge pack of lies designed to get a load of nodding dogs in the conference centre to look excited. Failed to do even that really.
Glad to hear you’ve got all your marbles back in the one jar Master Baiter.
It did seem like the ovation at the end was very much shorter than usual!
thats no ovation, the party organisers have the chairs and seats rigged so they can switch 5000 volts through the arse of anyone who dares to remain seated when their/our glorious yet deluded leader requires his ego massaged.
Shame for those attendees who have incontience paraphenalia in place, wouldn’t like to see the clean up bill for the auditorium.
Did any of the telly camera zoom in on the floor behind the podium after the skidmark had “vacated” (on) the stage ?
Better to keep quiet and be thought mentally ill than to give a rambling speech and remove all doubt.
Essentially Tory cuts v. massive Labour spending of non-existent money.
And curing cancer
And sorting out the middle-east
And gulags for teenage mums
And ‘paying tribute’ to the troops with no actual commitments
Written this morning with any old pledges that they think the people want to hear
Watching all those hoons standing and applauding our troops for 5 minutes made me sick. Fucking hypocrites.
You are right that was a pretty bad moment if you were anywhere outside that auditorium. What a bunch of assholes they really are.
“And ‘paying tribute’ to the troops with no actual commitments”
I wonder why NuLabour didn’t make it compulsory.
Force people to stand and pay their respects when the coffins come by.
Just like at Wooton Bassett
Yvette Cooper says they will fight. Caroline Flint has been wheeled out to show support for a man she very obviously detests.
She’s not sounding convincing enough for me.
Cooper – if you are reading this tucked up with Hitler alongside you tonight – EVERYONE detests you with more passion than a Valentino flick – you are the most odious one of the lot and by GOD that’s saying something!
tits out?
Sarah’s?
Did I hear them play “Sit Down” by James after the speech? Read the lyrics they are so apt!
Ill sing myself to sleep
A song from the darkest hour
Secrets I cant keep
Inside of the day
Swing from high to deep
Extremes of sweet and sour
Hope that God exists
I hope I pray
Drawn by the undertow
My life is out of control
I believe this wave will bear my weight
So let it flow
Oh sit down
Sit down next to me
Sit down, down, down, down, down
In sympathy
Now Im relieved to hear
That youve been to some far out places
Its hard to carry on
When you feel all alone
Now Ive swung back down again
Its worse than it was before
If I hadnt seen such riches
I could live with being poor
Oh sit down
Sit down next to me
Sit down, down, down, down, down
In sympathy
Those who feel the breath of sadness
Sit down next to me
Those who find theyre touched by madness
Sit down next to me
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to me
Love, in fear, in hate, in tears
Down
Down
Oh sit down
Sit down next to me
Sit down, down, down, down, down
In sympathy
Oh sit down
Sit down next to me
Sit down, down, down, down, down
In sympathy
Down
Is that by JAMES gordon broon
I have recorded a clip off the BBC of young brown supporter who seems to have developed an extremely bad nervous twitch if anyone is interested?
that Hoon next to the ginger slag with the huge fucking wart on the side of her face???
Dunno who he was, just some young sycophant they interviewed straight after the speech
The gurning cretin says he’s going to deal with anti-social behaviour. After TWELVE MISERABLE YEARS IN POWER he’s now realised that his policies on this issue haven’t worked. The sooner this doom looking, miserable, black-hearted turd is gone together with his useless government the better.
What drugs is that Hoon on
England batting collapse since he sat down
Mandlescum being shirty with Brillo who looks particularly smart in his new dark suit. Mandlescum is scum through and through, go get the bastard Brillo!
Lord M – what’s it like to be the least-trusted politician in the country?
Beautiful
Move over Mr Marr!
He didn’t ask that did he?
Precisely that !!
M was slightly taken aback but carried it well after a half-hidden gulp!
It ain’t over till the fat bastard sings at the end of a rope.
It aint over till Brown is seen on this blog in Guidos crosshairs!
Any sentence with “Brown” and “vision” in is funny.
Laugh – I nearly french kissed a crocodile…
He’s using his wife as a prop. I thought he didn’t do that sort of thing.
A beard is a stage prop, not a wife.
That’s all she is: a prop to try to make him look normal.
He married (hired) her after his advisors told him he wouldn’t get the Labour leadership unless he was married.
No, she needed to hang on to him, shoes were killing her.
Unfortunately I was at work…
What was said about the following:
The 10% tax fiasco
Selling the gold reserves off at an all time low
The Mid Staffordshire hospital disaster (twice as many killed as the Taliban have managed and not an RPG in sight)
PFI successes.
Record deficits
Boom and Bust – removal of
Target culture in service provision (dismal failure of)
Pension security.
Spin free politics
Email smears
Iraq war
Record A level results
Cash for honours.
Formula 1 cigarette advertising concession.
Decisive action against law breaking ministers
Reform of the post office
Lisbon treaty.
DNA database
Libyan relations
Off-shoring of jobs.
Shame I missed it, would have been interesting.
There’ll be another one along next year.
Probably.
He had nothing to say about any of that.
Nor:
Quadrupling national debt
Suspending habaeus corpus
Abolishing double jeopardy
The number of surveillance cameras
Loss of the right to silence
Record numbers not in work
Lower social mobility since the war
25% housing price bust
More importantly he had nothing to say about the previous crash in House Affordability*.
*Houses are still historically speaking, unaffordable.
Wot a crock of shit.
I’m liking Jack Straws “victims of crime” ideas.
I suggest he starts with the families of the Lockerbie victims.
Then on to Jersey Abuse victims (why has he done NOTHING?)
Well with all this promised accountability it must be GOODBY to Baroness ( WHITEWASH ) Scotland, after all brown would hardly make promises and then not keep them.
ERR:- Lisbon Treaty ??????
That bloke Yvette Cooper is refusing to say where the money will come from.
The rest of us, as usual.
But we ain’t got it either. Empty promises is all it is to cheer up the faithful. None of these things will happen because they can’t because the government is drowning in debt and we’ve already drowned… glug, glug, glug.
Government down the plughole!
Well I’ve still got a bit left, so I guess they take it off me :-(
The magic money tree.
I’ve got 30 pounds saved up with the post office. I was going to give it to Terry Wogan’s appeal in a few weeks time, but if Gordon and his friends deserve it more than other children in need, then they best have it I suppose.
from your pocket mate
QE
They’ll borrow some of that ’space cash’ from South Park.
Gordon will be returning a Margeritaville Margerita maker to pay for it.
I must admit I didn’t catch the speech but watching the highlights now. Sadly I did catch the simpering, toady boot-licking from some of the deluded delegates afterwards. The BBC reporter positively crowed saying that they have had load of people come up and what to state on TV that they thought it was a great speech. Is she truely that thick? Does she not think that these party activists aren’t prompted or feel a misguided duty to praise there leader? God, I honestly despair.
All of these ‘new’ ideas are a little late Moron. Your party has had long enough to ‘fix’ these problems and has done nothing but create a client state and drive the country to the brink of bankrupcy. Your looney left experiment has failed- leave now.
Finally, could the BBC not find someone to add balance? There is no need to parade more Labour goons to paraphrase the speech- lets have some critical analysis.
“UPDATE : 2275 readers left 3943 comments.”
But only 686 fit to publish! People must be mad
I think those figures relate to the live chat and not this thread.
So Brown’s going to bring in gulags for slags is he?
Bollox. It’s just more lies and hot-air from the deranged creep, as usual.
Gulags for slags?
Like it.
But the opposition will come from the left on this one. It’s the institutionalisation of minors innit. It’s ‘The Magdelene Sisters’ all over again.
And workhouses. Patrician Victorian imagery. Toynbee et al will be dead against it. Once they get over swooning about Gordon’s great visiosn such as curing cancer, teaching the blind to see, the lame to walk and the Indians to fly to the moon.
He forgot to thank Polly, that’s a pity.
no rosa kleb will be running it on behalf of smirsch and creating a socialist master race , brown will escape in his space pod to his secret muckraker base in geostationary orbit and run the economy from there and build immigrant housing in tory constituancies
Nose-Raker more-like.
Gulags are for politicians – ask Alexander Solzhenitsyn
I’d like to see one in the UK with viewing galleries so that us members of the public can feed em crisps and laxative chocolate on a wet bank holiday afternoon.
Thanks for the live chat Guido. I did try to put it on the thread at the time but it didn’t register.
Thanks anyway.
What on earth has Hattie Harman gone dressed as?
She looks like Anne Robinson in those new glasses.
Gordon, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
The gorgon praised her …..could be dangerous Harriet.
I’d better vote Labour in case I get cancer
Gordon to cure cancer our great leader will save us all. He is so wonderful a knight in shining armour — shake of head a nasty dream, no nightmare. The man is deluded and its catching!
Is thsi the new episode of ‘V’?
And why do they feel the need to pass a law stating they will cut the defecit in 4 years? I was under the impression that if they wanted to do that they should put it in their manifesto and unlike the EU referendum, actually do it.
Asked yesterday what would happen if they failed to cut the defecit in half in 4 years the reply was nothing. The law is unenforcable and pointless.
Why not pass a law to say we’ll all fly around in Jetson-esque flying-saucers- it is about as relevant.
Cut the deficit in four years? I should fucking well hope so. So their gamit to match the one they gave in 1997 (We will follow the Tories spending plans for two years ‘cos you know we’re financially incompetent..’ is that in four years time they will be borrowing less than 200bn quid a year?
I should fucking well hope so.
Its a smoke screen for a scorched earth policy.
The thing that they haven’t realised is that no government can force the hand of a future government. Regardless of what laws they pass now, the next government is perfectly entitled to just revoke the laws that were shite.
Nobody knows what’ll come up over the next 4 years; you can’t write the budget of the next 4 years into law and set it in stone for the next government to follow, that just isn’t legal or logical.
It seems to me that the labour manifesto will be:
“Vote for us, and by 2025 we’ll be financially back to where we started in 1997 if we’re lucky”
however, even that manifesto promise is false, because if labour continue with their real plans then we’ll go bust, the chinese will call in the loans, and we’ll be back in the stone age.
If they pass a law and they’re not in power, the Conservatives will have to abide by it. If it’s not possible to do, Labour can then use that to their advantage.
It’s all smoke and mirrors.
They won’t need to abide by it; that’s the whole point about why the labour pledge is meaningless.
The next government (ie hopefully the tories) can simply revoke the laws that labour passed.
That’s the whole point of what government does; they create/revoke/alter laws depending on the circumstances at the time.
By definition, **NO GOVERNMENT CAN BIND THE HANDS OF A FUTURE GOVERNMENT**, otherwise there would be no point to having a government in the first place.
ALL Labour pledges are meaningless, they always have been and always will be.
There is nothing they can do or promise that will be believed by enough morons to get them back into power legitimately – they’ll just have to work on deceit as usual.
Hmm, cut the budget deficit which currently is running at about £220bn per year. So in 4 years time they will cut it to £219bn per year. They have already admitted that the total debt will be £1400bn. So in four years time they only intend to cut the additional debt per annum to £219bn. But they are going to pass a law to ensure they stick to this. Its a bit like me making a written commitment to myself to only overspend by 40% of my salary every year when I’m already in debt by double my salary.
“radicals and believers are the ones that change the world”
CW thinks but alas not liars !
first bit was dictator , the rest was a few tasty unexpensed tit bits interspersed with fake mental choices , legislating the deficeit is again changing the rights of what the elctorate decide via manfesto and the ballot box . His 4 year plan to reduce the deficeit is totally un founded .
there were some fantastic own goals because after all his proclaimed successs there is all the clean up costs , nor have the tories said any of the things he claims they have and tried to make out cameron isnt a pragmatic moderniser , nor did he fess up to the child problems his cultural aspects have created (Cw has a little list of labours mistakes) .
wasnt fantastic had few policy bits to pay attention to which labours own deep research has found , the question is when you reduce it down rhere are about 5 manifesto items non of them accounted .
same clapp trap . he can be beaten on this , and hes looks set to try and distract parliament with heridtary peers , wich again is same old trick , look over ther while he does somthing to keep power and not do what is bet.
brown first country second .
> “radicals and believers are the ones that change the world”
Wrong, it’s people who actually think before they act. The engineers, designers, programmers, entrepreneurs and innovators who make real positive change.
Radicals and Believers change the world for the worse until it recovers and kills them.
822 – I entirely concur, AC-1: I don’t think Brunel was a ‘radical’, or a ‘believer’, just a thoroughly-trained Engineer with immense confidence – and huge financial backing. Was Pol Pot a ‘radical & believer’? Yes. Was Mao Tse Tung a ‘radical & believer’? Yes. Was Stalin a ‘radical & believer’? Was A.H. …? Yes. … The French Revolutionaries? Yes. As you acutely observe, all these ‘changed the world for the worse, until it recovered…’
seconded
If only MPs were personally responsible like local councillors.
You owe us Gordon.
Got to have a lie down now, in a darkened room.
On your own?
This government has achieved something almost impossible- they have made people feel sorry for bankers.
I am utterly sick of hearing it was greedy bankers who caused all Gordon’s problems. I believe if you look closely you can see a man in a pin-stripe suit behind the picket fence on the grassy knoll in Dallas in ‘63.
Gordon- you ruined this country along with your party by pursuing a policy of spend, spend, spend. Why can the socialists not understand that people have to make money in order to spend it.
Why can the socialists not understand that people have to make money in order to spend it.
You’ve not been paying attention. All you have to do is keep printing more and more of it.
Works for me.
And so does everybody else left with a job in my country.
Luvvly Jubbly
Bankers are responsible for everything bad that happens in the world. Strangely they have been around for hundreds of years and nobody spotted it until the half-blind man seized power.
I used to blame jews, see that there is a new whipping boy on the block these days. Wish I had thought of it.
You can watch Brown’s speech again, in full on Sky, if you press the red button…..NO FUCKING CHANCE!!!!
England will be lucky to set NZ a target of 150. Daren’t check to see how the pound is doing. Bet we’ve lost the triple A rating by 6pm.
Tanked to 1.08 against the Euro, running at 1.58-ish to the dollar.
Against the Euro it seems to have done reasonably well today?
The Curse strikes again. Has Snotty wished ‘em luck for the semi-finals?
No wonder I couldn’t get an edge in wordwise.
Great stuff, Fawkes. A precious vent for them of uz az iz part of the hard-working majority – and utterly pissed off.
Interesting that the loudest applause was for the “ID cards will not be compulsory…” bit, but they never were going to be compuslory…
And all this middle majority nonsense…
Time for tea.
ID cards will not be compulsory? Then what fucking point are they?
What is the point of having an ID card. To prove your identity on demand if folk aren’t going to be demanding them and if it ain’t compulsory to own one?
Of course they are going to be compulsory. Or practically impossible to avoid getting one if you want to open a bank account or buy a railway ticket.
And hey, do you know, since almost everybody has one now ‘voluntarily’ then we might as well make it compulsory. And hey, you know, since everybody has one we might as well make it compulsory to carry at all times.
And hey, since you’re carrying it anyway you might as well be obliged to show it on-demand, at all times to the following list of sevral million government apparatchiks. Because you might be an illegal immigrant/drug-dealer/parole violater/absent father/tax-avoider.
Jeeesus. You’d want to be blind, deaf and fucking dumb not to see where ‘voluntary’ ID cards are headed.
ID cards are the work of Satan.
you can have an ID card if you don’t want the police to kick you in and take you down the station.
I.D cards will be made compulsory for dogs, Woof!, Woof!, the next step… cats Meeau! meeau!, then Mrs Slaters Parrot, SQUAaaK!, and before you know it…… my fucking Gerbil (never heard him say anything).
Aye, he’s a mendacious old bugger and no mistake.
Unfortunately a lot of people are stupid enough to vote for these evil fuckers.
Just keep paying the handouts and they will keep voting for anything wearing a red rosette.
They will be compulsory because there is an EU directive that states they must be compulsory all over the EU.
Naturally the socialist new world order don’t want us to associate them with the word compulsory – but you will need one to go on holiday, claim child benefit, claim tax credits, use a library, pay your council tax.
By the way, the EU is also investing in a new police to scan existing computer networks to look for “unusual activity”. Ostensibly to look for those elusive terrorists (you know, the ones that blow things up without any of us noticing). So every time you use your “voluntary if you can actually avoid using it” ID card they will know what you are up to. Visiting the local Cons Club could be considered “unusual activity” now that the socialist new world order has claimed that that the Tory party has allied itself to dangerous right-wing racist parties in the EU Parliament. See how it works?
For ID dards read chips, for ‘card’ read arm. for applying read at birth. for reading of chips read Gallileo (courtesy of the eu) a
but you will have to have one to draw benefits, pensions, apply for government documents like passports, driver’s loicense etc etc.
Even the banks cannot secure their databases… what chance do we have of a government – of any flavour, managing the DATABASE ?
The technology does not exist that will make this ID database and bollocks actually feasable. One breech and the entire thing would be rendered useless.
Lost or misused/stolen credit card – easy, cancel old numbers and issue new ones. With biometrics, containing digitised finger prints, iris scan, penis girth and the rest of the bollocks that is being proposed, an individual’s life can be utterly wrecked beyond repair. Imagine what such a breech could do to a country if the database system is compromised ?
Such a breech couldn’t happen ? It WILL happen earlier rather than later because of the size and complexity but above all because it will be run by the government and will require access is given to every badly trained chimp who works for the local and regional council, government and local contractors, call centers, every fucking jobsworth in the universe will have access to it – it will create utter chaos – there is no doubt about it.
Why don’t Sky and BBC go out around the UK and interview the British public about THEIR thoughts on this Brighton Bollocks?
Interviewing sycophants at the scene of the crime will only ever get one answer!
Sky/YouGov poll what a complete load of bollocks. Lets have a real poll now a GE and see where Labour polls then.
I’ve got a 2 year old kid, and a low income, but even I don’t want free nursery places for 2 years olds; I’d rather just pay less tax on my piss-poor income in the first place and let my wife look after the kids instead. She can take the kids to the various toddler groups so they can interact with other kids (which are mostly in churches run by volunteers and you only need to pay 50p or so for a full morning or afternoon)
Is that logic really too difficult for these bastards to understand? Do they have any experience of the real world at all?
Brown: Stop telling me where to spend my money, and just let me decide for myself you fucking bastard.
“Do they have any experience of the real world at all?”
No, which in a nutshell, is the entire problem with Brown.
Brown has spent his life to date pursuing a pointless academic career, followed by politics. No connection with the real world at all.
My own MP isn’t much better: Student Union administrator, Head of Paperclips at the TUC, local Councillor, MP, Junior Defence Minister.
What chance has the country got with these no-marks at the helm?
Brown spends your money for you – he never asks – he just steals it from you with his squalid lies and deceptions.
Squalid man, squalid team, squalid party.
The biggest load of shit I have heard in a long time,seems like the pills are not working.
This Scottish arsehole is a nutcase,and proves it every time he opens his mouth.
I wonder why he finds it so difficult to understand the word broke judging by the spend he has just clocked up in a speech.
The electorate will be over the moon with further donations to India and we are not going to give council houses to pregnant teenagers,what a masterstroke that one is,oh yes I forgot,we will give them to illegals instead.
ID cards abolished another u turn Cameron will love that one.
The speech is already on my ipod.
Lets wait and see what the Tories actually plan to do. At the moment Cameron and co are little better than stuffed shirts. Give us a vision to vote for rather than sitting back and expecting people to vote for you just because you aren’t the incumbents. If its a cogent, inspiring vision then thats great but for the moment you don’t deserve my vote by pursuing a policy of doing nothing.
The tories will get my vote unless they say that they’ll adopt all labour’s policies, simply because the choice will be:
1) Vote labour and destroy what little is left of the economy, have record taxes, and the most bloated state in world history
2) Vote libdem and destroy what little is left of the economy, have record taxes, and the most bloated state in world history
3) Vote tory and try to save the economy without driving everyone to total bankruptcy with insane levels of tax and a horrifically bloated state.
If the tories say:
“Let’s just bin tax credits for 99% of people who don’t really need them by letting those people keep more of their own earnings in the first place. Why take £500/month off someone in tax and then process tons of paperwork and make them beg for £500 of it back again in tax credits? They end up in the same situation as if they’d never paid tax in the first place yet it’s just cost the state a fortune in pointless admin and bureacratic staff. What’s the fucking point of that?”
then they’d definitely get my vote.
It’s a bit difficult to pursue policies if you’re not in government. Guess the Conservatives will also have to look at the UK accounts to see how little spending money is left.
It’s a bit difficult to pursue policies if you have quit or been forced out by your colleagues in a Leadership contest.
If we can ignore the usual unimaginative childish shit throwing from the cheap seats and be serious for once, Brown has to do one thing with this speech and conference.
He has to cut deeply into the Tory lead and more importantly KEEP it there.
Because if the polls jump for him after this and are almost immediately nullified by the polls jumping for Cameron after his conference, then we are all back to where we were months ago with the first coup attempt and the challengers and backbench MP’s have not forgotten Brown’s promises to turn things around.
More to the point they will all be back in the Commons by then and able to take names and do head counts and cut deals between each other.
People also seem to forget that whatever support the challengers have just now is only the support of MP’s who still have a job. Everything changes after an election catastrophe under Brown. Challengers who are MP’s right now might not be after a wipeout and could lose half or more of their Labour MP backers as they all get picked off under a strong Cameron win under Brown as PM.
Workmanlike don’t do the job. This was all it was and did not change the landscape.
Brown is hardly safe after this retread and dull tinkering.
Mandelson’s eagerness should be taken as the eagerness of a man who wishes to have clean hands should the deed now have to be be done.
He’s not going to be caught openly helping the plotters now.
But in the background…
“never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake” – dunno who said that – prolly Sun Tzus and stolen by a Corsican chimp, so Cameron doesn’t need to say a thing, he can just sit back and let Brown and Team Useless do the heavy lifting of killing themselves off – and I must give Brown credit, he’s doing a grand job of it.
If nothing else, it will kill off socialism as a relevant political power for generations if not forever. It’s never worked in it’s history and never can. It is fundamentally totalitarian with an agenda of stealing all wealth and property for the ruling party/state. Not a lot different to facism which simply adds corporatism to the socialist agenda. the extreme fringes of left and right are not places where the great unwashed want to be.
For anything to
*yawn* totalitarian, check. Socialism, check. Fascism, check.
give it a fucking rest please
the British public rightly laugh at such hysterical fuckwittery
they will kick Brown out because he’s a bloody incompetent arse
they don’t give a shit about idealogues spouting and spitting at ideaologies they can’t even tell the difference between
the only folk that pre-school namecalling shit works on is the american religious morons who think Sarah Palin isn’t one of the most stupid dimbos ever to walk the earth
Mr Guido – nice one Sir
– Thank You for a pleasant if not exhausting afternoon’s entertainment.
I need to lie down and partake of my favourite herbal relaxant
So Labour brings in 24 hours drinking and now wants councils to have the power to limit it. Am I missing something?
Just got through reading most of this. Great stuff folks. Got through nearly half a box of Kleenex wiping away the tears of laughter!
Well done Guido for making this opportunity available. Will you be downloading the comments to the Downing Street site? You really should consider it you know.
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The same old “Piss and Wind”.
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