Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Another Twittish Tweet from Kerry McCarthy | BBC
What’s the Point of Our Anti-Business Secretary? | Ruth Porter
HuffPo Hiring Pro-Iranian Mehdi “Act of Desperation” | Fox News
Krugman is Seductive, Simplistic and Unrealistic | Jeremy Warner
Lower Taxes, Higher Growth, the Statistical Evidence | CPS
Bash the Unions, Gatecrash the Quangos | ConservativeHome
I Told You So: Euro is Doomed | Douglas Carswell
PM Speaks for the Nation When Bashing Balls | Quentin Letts
Time for an Alliance | Dan Hannan
Farage’s Plan | ConservativeHome
Guardian Open News is a Failure | Heather Brooke
Balls Calls for Deeper Cuts | Speccie
Lessons from the Thirties | CPS
PMQs Idiots | Harry Cole
Jon Cruddas is Not the Messiah | Dan Hodges
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
It’s no laughing matter any more. If it ever was.
Someone needs to have the bottle to ask Brown if he’s on drugs. Now.
I’d love to see Fraser Nelson step up to the plate.
“It’s no laughing matter any more”
not now rich and mark have shit the bed on it
This is one of their better efforts, though the speech bubble is pointing to the wrong orifice
his ear. well spotted
sorry but it’s shit
I mean fair enough they got a reaction from last weeks so it’s only natural to copy it again but why not just draw a big cock on Brown’s face since it’s about that level of “satire”
Yep it should be pointing at his arse.
From the quotes by Brendan ‘I’ve not got a fucking clue about economics and I don’t give a shit how much moeny you print’ Barber it seems that Browns particular brand of economic lunacy is a fucking epidemic amongst the bruvvers.
Listen to the C*nting C*nt –
‘”Here in this city which was so scared (sic) by the riots of the 1980s, let us remember the crippling economic and social costs of the Tory recessions and let us resolve: never, ever, again.”
The c*nting, c*nting c*nt. What about the sickening economic and social scars of the fucking Labour recessions – which includes at least one of the ‘Tory’ recessions.
Happy when the Labour government were borrowing 40bn quid a year to creat a million pretend jobs for his jackass union subscribers to swan about doing a pastiche of useful productive work. And outraged that we are now baulking at borrowing 200bn quid to keep the worthless fuckers in the manner to which they’ve become accustomed.
Oi, Barber, fuck off you useless c*nt.
I think that about covers it.
OLD HOLBORN IS PLANNING A WALK FOR NOVEMBER 5TH
I would like to march into Paliament and to view from the public gallery with you and am inviting my freind who suffers from tourettes and severe flatulance.
I’ll be with you in spirit. Regrettably I can’t attend as I’ll be out of Airstrip One on that date. Best of luck and I hope you get a good turn out!
Don’t get the cartoon as per usual, except that it tells us that the gorgon is ga ga, but we knew that already.
Gordon Brown – ‘Buggering Britain’s Future’
The third word on his list is ‘boople’ not ‘bloople’,
see? He can’t even get that right,
what a fock’n eejit.
Sack all public workers, Hospital staff doctors etc etc. This government has decided to use the cash in fighting to support a government in Afghanistan that ships the worlds heroin to the door and denies the rights of most people in its country. Well done the Capitalist Pseudo democratic states that are supporting this conflict. Well done for the hypocrisy of it.
“Dear Sir or Madam,
It is a matter of great public interest that the following question
be answered:
Is Mr Brown on medication of any sort?
If so, what medication and what are the doses?”
http://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/prime_ministers_medication#comment-4970
yeah I got it , they are better on solo charactures its the group drawing that offer so much intrigue
Caption entry:
McSnot, speaking at the TUC Conference, made more sense than he normally does.
“Prime Minister, are you taking any medication that could affect your judgement, and in not, why not?”
Peter Mandypoof is giving his speech in the LSE right now on Sky News. It is a disaster zone. The argument of having big versus small state “is irrelevant”, people do not care about the state snooping into their lives “to deliver services”. He is one of many mad f*ckers in New Labour. Unfortunately, no matter what, we can’t get rid of this nut job because he’s “a peer for life” as Mandy like to remind us.
It is right to spend spend spend now, it will somehow sort itself out in the future. There won’t be a private sector, but the public sector can carry on expanding – because it’s right “to protect jobs” (of Labour voters).
God please help the UK rid us of these nut jobs once and for all.
Mandy was sounding a little flustered on the Today programme. I love it when he’s in his stealth mode.
Mandy’s definition of the contrast between Labour & Tory policy…..
Labour: Reduce the deficit
Tory: Cut public spending
So In my view, that reads hooooge tax rises under Zanu Lab, or, perhaps they have a cunning plan.
I noted that Cherie is to support Gorgon’s campaign. I also noted from Dizzy’s blog that there appears to be a lot of tat in the No 10 shop which is as yet unsold.
Could we see something similar to Arnie autographing motorcycles in California?
A No 10 mug (not Gorgon!) with Cherie’s delicate signature across it on ebay?
Well the Army could use his Number 10 coffee mugs for sniper practice I suppose? Anyway-I trust that that garish garbage was bought with Labour Money and not our money so they can do what they bloody want with it.
“peer for life”.
Simple answer then.
A peer for life?
The prostrate op was a success then?
A bit shit
Touch my tit.
Nice one, Rich & Mark. Vicious, but thoroughly deserved.
Why are his finger and thumb joined together with a safety pin thingy?
It’s meant to represent a circular motion to indicate (like we didn’t already know and talk about gilding the lily) the Brown’s a nutter.
When the party in government won’t act then the army should.
Are you the ghost of Pinochet?
If only!
Ghost of Cromwell sounds closer. Pinochet was just a cypher for Nixon/CIA, albeit a thoroughly nasty one. But until he’s dead we won’t know if the Chileans want to disinter him to hang his corpse. There’s a nice symmetry in nu labour needing a nu nu model army to dispatch it to where it belongs.
If Cromwell is the answer to any question then it shows how deeply we are in the shit.
FAR better a pinochet than a Chavez or Castro.
They cant.
Theres not enough of them, they are devoid of leadership at senior level – with the exception of Dannatt & Richards, the rest of them sold their souls and those of their troops for their gold plated pensions.
Add to that, the police have been so heavily politicised that any attempt at any kind of coup would be snuffed out within 24 hours. Or even if it did happen, it would be undermined and holed below the waterline and would be ineffective.
Non starter, I’m afraid.
Your only hope is a Von Stauffenberg.
can’t believe our worse-than-useless paramilitary social-worker plod service would be able to outgun/manouvere committed military personnel, even if they were acting in their true role of Praetorian Guard to state institutions.
We need a Rule of Major Generals.
Ha! The British police “services” – the armed wing of the Social Services Dept
Cruel but true.
Manz a faackin natter !!!
I see slot gob Booth/Bliar will be on the campaign trail. That should make more than a few would be Liebour voters stay at home I suspect.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/6183615/Cherie-Blair-plans-to-be-Gordon-Browns-secret-weapon-at-the-election.html
Scouse Git
What’s the deal and what are the Blairs’ getting out of it?
Cant tell which of Slotty or Sarah has the biggest arse – they don’t make tape measures that big.
Here’s one for the OAPs
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1213232/Ive-got-great-big-zonking-Emma-Thompson-celebrities-reveal-body-insecurities.html
Fern Britten has “body issues”? Ughh!
Cherie Blair will definiately clinch it. For anyone but Labour.
Excellent news – DC will no doubt welcome her involvement in the forthcoming “electoral campaign” (election campaign perhaps?). This can only be great news and will help to ensure NuLiebour’s thrashing at the GE, something that McBust has clearly been contributing to in no small measure. That, and the stream of threats coming from stupid and myopic union leaders, should guarantee a truly resounding win for DC.
To cap it all, Mandelslime is trying to paint his wretched party as ‘wise spenders’!. WHAT?? After 12 years of profligacy this will have the electorate gasping in utter disbelief.
That brilliant economics wizard Brown the Clown sold off most of our precious gold reserves at just £272 per unit to the Chinese during the “boom” years. They are now worth over a £1000 each!
Never mind, at least the Wicked Witch Cherie, the Human Slot Machine and her Two Armed Bandit husband can revel in their legacy on a daily basis whilst counting their ill gotten gains…….
In desperate times……desperation in calling Slotty back. Maybe she could do a duet with Hattie at the next Party Conference…singing Keep Britain in the Red Flying High
Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet………………..
One last ride in the fairy coach before the clock strikes midnight, and it turns back in to a pumpkin…
Presumably the Bliars are short of money then & need a cash injection so they can expand/maintain their property portfolio? I wonder how much & who will be paying for Slot Gob’s appearances? McSnot will, no doubt, find some way to make us, the taxpayer, pay for it. Also, presumably, this is a run up to Tony’s attempt to become EU President (Unelected).
You just know that’s why he converted to Catholicism. The white faces in the North of Europe won’t hold being a Catholic against him but the Ports, Greeks, Maltese, Spanish and suchlike will see it as a big PLUS.
jgm2: I have yet to meet a Greek who would think being Catholic is a plus! Greeks tend to be of the Orthodox persuasion.
Northern Protestants are aware that expressing such sentiments in public is simply not done. Those of a more religious bent are aware of a history of persecution which has left them with a deeply-embedded sense of grievance against Apostates, if not against Catholicism itself.
Is her “Secret Weapon” to pose as a pillar box, in order to collect the postal votes in marginal constituencies??
(can’t find the picture for some reason, maybe it got deleted from the internet?)
“He spends at least 10 days a month in the Middle East as mediator”
Surely she means media tart.
As for her, I hope the Scouse slapper chokes on a Mersey Haddock
Critisism of Rich “I can’t draw” and Mark “My jokes are well funny” will not be tolerated.
Guido knows quality, and the next election, well, let’s just say: “It’s the bogosphere wot won it.”
Enjoy your day and hold back on the trolling please, cripples, you know who you are. Thanks.
hello there tat
NM – I think the real point is that they work free of charge.
Yes but those pictures will be worth a mint one day.
polo mint?
Even if they work for free, they’re still a rip-off and somebody should be demanding their money back.
BTW
allo titfer
Of course, the truly disturbing aspect of the cartoons is that, every day, Broon gets to look more like their drawings.
God! You are right! Like a reverse Dorian Grey!
You mean yerG nairoD?
One criticism I would venture: the customary flies that normally accompany the decaying Brown are missing in today’s pic.
nah, not me.
nazi moderator, come up with your own lines, if you steal mine I will cave your skull in.
thankyou for complying.
Fuck off nicking my monicker, you slag. I really WILL cave your skull in, you cripple.
final warning 10.35am.
Fuck of you nonce. Last warning. End of. innit.
Tat, have you stopped taking your haloperidol?
‘ere, TaT. Have you seen Old Holborn’s invitation to go with him on Novemebr 5th up above?
SKRAAAARRWK! KRIPPLEKRIPPLEKRIPPLE! (flutter) (ping)
11.09am cripple,
I do not use capitals at the beginning of every sentence.
everyone knows that you retard!
DOH!
“Is there a fookin Dr in the house. I forgot to take my Lithium.”
This is the type of joke that I do not approve of on my blog. Stop insulting our Prime Mentalist with these sick jokes.
/raises handbag
OOOoooOOOooo! Hark at her
Hear, hear!
calm down auntie before you have another hernia.
In this context, T.U.C. = Temporarily Under Clozapine
“Clozapine works well against positive (e.g. delusions, hallucinations) and negative (e.g. emotional and social withdrawal) symptoms of schizophrenia. It has no dyscognitive effect often seen with other psychoactive drugs and is even able to increase the capabilities of the patient to react to this environment and thereby fosters social rehabilitation.”
Perfick.
I thought it was ‘Totally Uselss C*nt’. Silly me.
It is a multifunctional acronym.
Unlike Gordon who is a dysfunctional apparatchik
There might be a ‘clever’ reference to Tuc crackers – slogan ‘one more is never enough’, which coincidently sums up the son of the mince’s stealth tax creation policies.
That would have been funnier.
They aren’t crackers, they’re biskwits – a bit limp though.
This week the TUC will tell the Labour government how to lose the election.
Jackie Ashley’s article in the Guardian has been commented on by Mike Smithson of PB.Com who is is indicating that Ashleys argument “seems to be based on the premise that Labour has already lost and should be aiming for a vote share in the low 30s so it’s “able to regroup in opposition and exploit the tough times the Tories will face”. He also thinks she is wrong.
Like I said the monster is not dead. Anything less then total extermination will allow them to blame others and then rise again from the ashes.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN
Heheh.. You think they need help?!
At least he’s got himself a better speech writer. Most sense he’s made in a long while.
But 2 syllables in those word – with the comrades understand?
Well I wonder what crises gordon is going to manufacture this week.?
We’ve had nearly one a day for weeks. I’m sure we shan’t get through the whole week without him making a fool of himself someway or other. Unless that is, they decide to lock him in the bunker for a bit, to keep him out of the public eye.
I can’t see anything wrong with this cartoon. And I bet the TUC can’t, either.
Monday morning update. Brown still whistling in the dark. Time to boycott US firms? Plus! TUC spots that Brown is not only nuts, but a liar, too…
Have Skid and Mark posted this so early(3.13am) ‘cos their work experience with Guido is over and they have to go back to school for first day of the new term?
Interesting footnote about the Prime Mentalist apologising to Alan Turing.
The same govenment is not allowing any grants to be provided to keep Bletchly Park the heart of the enigma machine and code breaking duing WW11 so as to keep the museum and grounds open. A great historical beacon for freedom may well be lost as a result. Although a registered charity it is not really enough and as far as I am aware the lottery previously turned down grants for the place on the lines that it is not ‘ethnically diverse’ enough.????
Although the recent apology was apparently welcomed by the Bletchly Park trust given the above points all this proves is that the Prime Mentalist has solely done this to garner votes for himself at a sensitive anniversary for the nation and does not along with his party really give a shit about the place. I cannot conceal my utter and total contempt for the man in this regard.
A day at this place is truly amazing (how many have seen an actual enigma machine in the flesh so to speak? how many have seen one of the first computers?)
From the Bletchley Park Website……..
” The work done by Turing and the codebreakers at Bletchley Park was utterly fundamental to the allied victory and freedom in the west. The contribution of Alan Turing himself cannot be exaggerated – he illuminated the whole of the cryptographic work undertaken here at Bletchley Park and stands alongside Churchill as one of our great Britons”
He also by his work saved thousands of lives unlike Labour who seem to normally cost them.
Please help to Keep this place going!!!! You can help in many ways here and not just only monetary.
http://www.bletchleypark.org.uk/content/contact/donation.rhtm
Visit and have a great day out as well !!
Thanks for that and I promise to go. It won’t be long before these traitors are dealt with I’m sure.
We have just one more Generel Election left
Brown wants to say ‘sorry’ but not really!
He will not do anything practical.
A wise man once taught me that ‘sorry’ was something you do, not something you say.
Surprised the Bill Gates Foundation hasn’t contributed, his company’s called Microsoft.
Bletchley Park’s inventions were macro-hard-won and Gates’d be some lowly computer science lecturer one the West Coast, making the odd trip over to chat to the EU Reich/Soviet, if it weren’t for them. Still the USA doesn’t like to think about that.
I’m sure I read somewhere that microsoft and that other company, intel, are pouring loads of cash into the irish yes persuasion. ‘Corporatism’, I read, was a word made from government in cahoots + business facism but I don’t know how true that is.
Are TUC crackers still under manufacture? I seem to remember that they were advertised on TV with a catchy little jingle and go well with cheese.
Not the sort of cheese that the PM generally has about his person.
@ Tuscan
I hope for your physical and mental wellbeing that you’re not speaking from personal experience…..
There was a young lady from Neath
She circumcised men with her teeth
It wasn’t for money
or anything funny
but for that little bit of cheese underneath
beeboids shilling for nulab even more outrageously than usual this morning – trying to make mandelslime look statesmanlike & the unions responsible !
A really outrageous shilling occurred earlier. Over the weekend, R4′s Any Questions discussed the nu nu liebore vetting regime for working with “vulnerable” people (not just kiddies), at the end of which there was a straw poll In response to the question Who supports the measure in principle? Dimblebore reported a show of 4 or 5 hands. Against, there was a huge majority show — no count, but I imagine the audience numbered several hundred.
So I was expecting a policy panning in Any Answers from listeners, akin to the outrage over McRuin’s 10p tax band fiasco. Instead I was amazed to find the BBC had used the time to stitch together half a dozen listeners expressing strongly pro views, one expressing any sort of reservation, and none expressing opposition.
This is quite the biggest dissembling of British public opinion I have ever encountered from the BBC. If nu labor’s focus groups are not picking this up, the nu labour clique should hardly be surprised at its fate, or when it meets it unexpectedly. As for the BBC, I now believe there is no lie which it will not stoop to peddle.
This is a fucking disaster. This fucker is going to get let off with an early retirement on health grounds without the electoral destruction that he so richly deserves at the hands of the people. Utter, utter Hunt.
Perhaps someone will be kind enough to kick his crutches away if they see him out and about.
I wanted sooo much to see him leave Downing Street on TV after the GE.
Don’t disapoint us Brown.
Don’t get me wrong. That is a sight worth living for.
But already I’m looking ahead to the deeply dispiriting shitzkrieg of lies Labour will be peddling when the Tories do make the necessary cuts and do make the necessary tax hikes.
The fucking evil fucking bastards. Just printing money and fucking things up so that the folk who sort it out get the blame. The same as they fucking fuckers still get into a big swoon about the wicked Maggie Thatcher.
Jesus I’m just puking thinking about it.
Not bad, it made I larf.
Mandy getting something of a hard ride by McNaughtie on Today, something I wouldn’t have thought possible.
McN is trying to get him to use the word ‘cuts’.
I think the BBC are slowly waking up to the forthcoming change of government.
Marr wasn’t as nice as usual to Ed Milliband yesterday either.
Mandelslime on Toady. He challenged Toenails to give the source of McBust’s “NuLiebour investment versus Tory cuts”. Toenails remained silent, like the good little spokesman he is. Perhaps I may suggest that he looks back at PMQs, where he will find that same old phrase trotted out time and time again.
At least wee Jock McPlop is giving him a hard time for once. However, he’s wasting his breath because I for one do not wish to part company with my breakfast as a result of listening to Lord Fumblebum of Boy. It’s more than flesh and blood can stand.
I got “glued” to this book…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/6183763/Lord-Mandelson-knew-about-Earl-of-Snowdon-gay-claims.html
…Gordon Brown has some secrets which must never come to light.
After he entered 10 Downing Street, the Prime Minister ordered the lavatories to be refurbished, but he now refuses to disclose how much was spent.
A prurient man, so he is, our Prime Mentalist.
Toenails actually came back with the quote towards the end of the interview – from Brown in the HoC in June.
Mandelsnake was destroyed by this – he blabbed some rubbish about context. He’s not very good when you take away his script
Ditto Toenails – you’d have thought he’d prepare for the interview, just dig out a couple of quotes? Sloppy.
Sloppy *and* partisan *and* crap *and* bald. No way to go through life son.
I’m afraid I didn’t hang around long enough to hear it. There should be a health warning on interviews with Fumblebum – in our house it’s flying radios rather than Nokias.
Incompetent, lying bastards.
Toenails checked and had the final word quoting PMQs and Hansard
See Guido’s link at the side to Nick Robinson’s blog.
Nick Robinson appears to have seen the writing on the wall and has changed his tune.
Let’s hope it is a lasting change.
Why did it take him so long to find this out? I was shouting the answer at the radio while Toenails was still thinking about it. The rest of knew who said it and when, why was he so slow on the uptake? Heavy weekend?? He’s clearly losing what little grip he ever had.
Why shouldn’t we have another prime minister who is totally round the twist? It’s called ‘diversity’.
Peter Sutcliffe for PM!
As long as it’s not the I-ate-all-the-pies-on-my-£400-a-month-food-claims Gerry Sutcliffe.
I didn’t realise he played in goal for a Parliamentary team.
Hardly fair, filling the space between the goalposts like he does.
Ivor Biggun would make a better fist of it.
it’s like farting in a gale isn’t it Cato
Bruin accidentally reads a a Prescott speech.
O/T (slightly)
BBC2 schedule this morning
Lazy Town, followed by Postman Pat
I kid you not.
Lazy Town – twinned with Liverpool.
Lazy Town is only on for mums to letch at Sporticus.
Sporticus is far to good a role model to use for New Labour. More in tune is the Teletubbies, they all “speak” incoherent gibberish, and are more leaning to the other side, if you know what I mean.
Its come to this?
He even got that speech wrong.
The second to last word is boople not bloople
die on your feet, socialist marxist scum!
You are a disgrace to totalitarian despots.
I always thought of you as a woosie
What a blind, motherfucking cυnt.
Another shite cartoon – are these meant to be funny?
Those cartoons are supposed to transcend peoples’ various senses’ of humour
Anything that takes the piss out of that fucking mad jock poof is funny
Not as funny as you
Fuck off rent boy arse sniffer.
Funny cartoon but Gordon’s madness is not funny. Yet another soldier has died today taking part in Gordon’s mad afghan crusade.
so camerons finally decided to support British troop withdrawall ?
jolly good
I know. His continued support for the “liberal interventions” is starting to look a bit of a sick joke. What policies *will* Call Me Dave be changing?
What’s UKIP’s view on the wars? Anyone?
they will march on Brussels tomorrow with a rag-tag conscript army
(if countdown isn’t on)
Frank Fisher-here is a link to UKIP defence policy:
http://www.ukip.org/media/pdf/defence_final.pdf Thank you.
Thanks Ivor – not an immediate withdrawal then, but at least critical of the vagueness of the “mission” and demanding clarification and reduction to one specific mission. It’s a start.
German Opposition leader Steinmeier calling for German withdrawal within 2-3 years. Bombing dozens of civilians and incinerating children not gone down too well with Germans with a soul. So why the lock-step coalition between NuLab/Con in UK for 30-50 years warring in Afghanistan?
I thought Germans liked that sort of thing.
Wow, Afghan “civilians” are armed and now hijack and murder truck crews then steal the Avgas.
Who knew? Seems you have the same view as the MSM on the term civilian, i.e. a Talban who has dropped his weapon.
Cameron is the heir to Blair and will carry on his mentor’s good work.
Yes me. Well sort of – I’m a tory supporter not a paid up member of any club.
I shall vote for cameron next time – but if he doesn’t come up with an exit strategy to get our troops out of afghanistan in that first term I shan’t give him my vote for a 2nd term.
And whilst he’s at it I hope he appoints a decent Minister of Defence and figuratively speaking blows up the Ministry of Defence to replace it with something more efficient. Their Procurement is a mess and maybe needs a Minister all of it’s own.
Only 5 more years then
I’m sure that will be a great comfort to the UK Armed Forces
If CMD and family want to end up with a very expensive town house and an absolutely opulent country mansion like Tone and Cher (just spent 250,000 on a few sticks of furniture for same don’t cha know), then they will dance to the Oligarch’s tune also. Dave’s men have already done the initial yacht and Notting Hill mansion meeting with the Rothschilds. Anyone here who thinks Dave is going to be allowed to act independently is deluded.
Hey, it’s almost like you’re suggesting a shadowy cabal of international bankers is subverting democracy and the national interest by inflitrating the mainstream political parties and ensuring those who succeed will not disrupt the elite’s plans…
I think I read that one before.
Sadly, it’s doesn’t mean it’s not true. Once I would have laughed at the idea. I’m afraid I can’t now.
Bog standard Tory party member here – and frankly between atlas and his world bankers cabal and the ukippers who would cut their noses off to spite their faces, some of the posts here can be a tad depressing !
WTF else do you expect Cameron to do ? He’s turned the polls round, he’s exposed labours big clunking fist as a completely incompetent c**nt, he’s more trusted than labour to run the NHS, FFS !
Go and talk to a Tory candidate, buttenhole a shadow cabinet member , you’ll find they have remarkably similar views on most issues, to those expressed on this board, they just have to remember the necessity of taking a majority of the voting public along with them.
@181
Have to agree that Cam has done wonderful job of convincing people to vote for him (ably assisted by Gordo). That is not the point. The point is: What is he going to do when he gets in, and how will that be good for me? Don’t tell me you know, because Dave sure doesn’t.
Having just listened to Lord Mandelson make the chancellors speaking and get a luverly correction of nick robinson , Labour investment vs Tory cuts was in hansard no less. CW is reminded that Lord mandelson thinks the best way is to steer the debate on the lines of who can produce the lowest figure of cuts will have the edge come the election as most people arnt intelligent enough to understand what the huge debts will do over the long term .
What a fraud , devalauing the electorate and treating them in such a shoddy and disrespectfull way , all from the devalued prime ministers un elected business secretary . Wheres the figures in sterling you hoon , city doesnt what to do , you are holding back recovery by Labours obfuscation , not that w curve is still not possible either. Labour the party of lies and delays at ordinary peoples expense .
Given that the spokes person for supporting the much criticised new adults who meet children orwellian database is called Roger Singleton
Perhaps the new goverment investment spokes person will be called Roger Mesensless ??
So according to Queen Mandy if the Tories get into power and cut the bloated useless public sector there will be riots on the street. So why have we not had riots yet even though unemployment is already heading past 2.5 million and on to 3?
Could it be that it was private sector jobs that have gone and those people haven’t got the time to riot as they’re too busy trying to find another job and keep their house?
Let’s be clear here, the only riots are going to come from the usual suspects in shitholes like Liverpool and Glasgow and these are cities where benefits are seen as ‘wages’
The public sector is a bloated waste of space.
Interesting Anagram of E coli outbreak is Labour reek oi cut .
Funny thing is you could pat your own pet and get it at home !
Apparently in his speech McDoom will refer to ‘savage and deep’ Tory cuts as opposed to labours reduced investment in front line services (well errr….. rather than his own savage and deep cuts then a dramatic an increase in taxes across the board to keep his bloated public sector voting base going) No doubt this will start with VAT at a minimum of 20% and as for fuel it will cost so much you will need the stuff delivered by a securicor Road tanker.
Just now watch Pravda go into total overdrive, frothing at the mouth, Indignation at those horrible monster Tory babee eaters mode throughout this week.
When Labour goes then Aljabeeba should go to.
Tough talking from the Union Boys
After all the shit of the past 12 years, especially the past 12 months, the private sector is not in the mood to have business further disrupted by podgey public sector employees.
With e-mail, BACs payments and cheap couriers the post can fuck off, with a 1100L wheely bin collected for £8 the refuse collection can fuck off, the police have already fucked off, so bring it on.
The public sector is a bloated waste of space.
Hey, it keeps all those outreach workers off the streets!
that’s why Dave is going to scrap the NHS due to overwhelming public hatred of it
innit?
no scrapping of the NHS, just the summary dismissal of some gormless NHS managers – you know it makes sense
Personally, I would torture them before dismissal but I can see that this may be interpreted as somewhat extreme
Fuck the NHS. The hospitals are bug ridden shitholes with bone idle fucking twats running them.
Quite right. Shut the fucking lot down and spend the savings on proper equipment for our troops (which should be immediately sent home and instructed to shoot any fuckers trying to illegally enter the country).
I’d rather have an enormous tax rebate and the freedom to make my own health arrangements. I’m obliged to use the NHS because I’m skint after paying taxes. The USA spends x2 per capita on health because people pay for their own helthcare, rather than pay for people they have nothing in common with.
Heh… “Choice is good,” says Comrade Brown, “But ve tell you vot to choose.”
Correct #63. The public sector ia always a drain on public finances, some of it is essential, a lot of it is a waist of space. A 30% cut is easely possible with little impact on our way of life. Labour has had to increase it since getting into power because of their incompetence. Just look and listen to the crap the ministers spout out, they take us for idiots….. There are still a few labour voters left (missguided FUCKWITS!)
The gold plated pensions, rediculus job descriptions to hide this from the electorate, just look in that useless rag, the Gardian. The cost to the (real ) working man is mind boggling.
AN EARLY ELECTION IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE ROT!
I’d love to hear Dave announce that all public jobs will be advertised on the relevant department’s website – would have the Grauniad shitting themselves and Toynbee running to her second home (hopefully permenantly!).
DC is going to need balls of steel, but somehow I’m not sure he has any of the ordinary kind, never mind the hardened variety. You are quite right 63 – the day of reckoning for the fat, bureaucratic, interfering and hugely over-manned public sector is almost upon us. Public servants have become the masters. How I long to see the back of all the non-jobs and the jobsworths that fill them, the wretched, wasteful and unaccountable quangos that now try to rule every aspect of our lives….bring it on, it can’t happen soon enough for me. I will be out on the sreets too – celebrating.
And before any of the trolls shout “Cutting schools ‘n hospitals” that is not what his is about – it’s about returning to small, efficient government by ridding us of the bloated shambles we now have that passes for one.
sorry to disappoint you but cuts are only one half of the equation
the other is going to be tax rises
the incoming government is putting up taxes
you don’t need to like it but it’s going to happen
There are three routes to the loot to bring down Government debt, it will have to be a combination of reducing the size of the state, increased revenues through growth in the economy and tax increases above beyond the second point. Some increases are promgrammed in, the recent petrol increse, return to 17.5% VAT, some car taxes next year etc. These are the results of 12+ years of this bunch of idiots, why 25%+ still express a wish to vote form is amazing, whilst you can accept a hard core of any party voting intentions, this figure looks loyalty beyond the call of duty. the dark lord this morning was in fine ‘double speak’ mode, this will be an interesting election when it is called, who shall we believe?
Raising taxes even higher than this bunch of cretins have managed to do will bring about the law of diminishing returns – keep them as they are or better still cutting them will provide greater revenue once the economy starts to pick up. It’s all about the monumental waste, the 80,000 civil servants in the MOD, the equivalent of one manager for every bed in the NHS…the list is absolutely endless, as is the cost.
you think it’s an accident none of the Parties will dare deny there are going to be tax rises in the future ?
they are going up
end of story
if by some incredible way Labour got back in they are going up
if by some frankly unbelievable way the Lib-dems got in they are going up
if as expected Cameron gets in they are going up
the debt is colossal it’s going to have to get paid down and the cuts won’t be enough. they can try to make the tax rises as stealthy as they like but people are going to notice
You are correct Hugh, it is the monumental waste. The nappy diversity managers, huge salaries in councils, the advertising costs, all can be added to MOD procurement, NHS management, QUANGO’s the list just goes on and on, 600% increase in consultancy costs in CDC, and how much are we contracted to spend on PFI over forthcoming years
Will Dave have the cajones to tackle all this?
Why no Lisbon referendum?
And Afghanistan?
The sheer corruption of the Unions bankrolling Labia, and the BBC ‘education services’ that we fucking pay for to keep this whole fantasy going
fucking hell
The problem is a simple one.
Efficiency savings and expenditure cuts take time to come through, redundancies are subject to legal procedures and to the required payments.
An immediate improvement of the financial situation requires tax rises, or public sector pay cuts.
kill them all
I will recruit the world’s greatest criminal minds. Step number two,
I will build an organization so sinister, so powerful by comparison, the Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys Choir.
“Let’s be clear here, the only riots are going to come from the usual suspects in shitholes like Liverpool and Glasgow and these are cities where benefits are seen as ‘wages’”
I was working at Manchester’s Wythemshaw hospital two years ago and overheard one teenage girl with a pram saying to another teenage girl: “I earn nearly £280 a week in benefits, now.”
England marches forward into a brave new third world.
Yeah, I just caught a bit of these deeply attractive TUC orators on the telly.
Evidently “Wages” for “Workers” is a good thing. But “Profit” isn’t.
Can somebody explain the difference to me? (I thought one was supposed to ‘profit’ from paid ‘work’ in the form of a salary – aka ‘wages’ – I thought that was the general idea?)
And what’s the difference between “people who work” (i.e. those not on the Dole or not retired) and “workers”? (Evidently there’s an important distinction, but I just can’t seem to see it. Help.)
Oh, and why is it that more often than not, when I hear the word “workers”, it’s usually within a phrase containing the words “strike action”? (I’d have thought that ‘striking’ and ‘working’ were mutually exclusive activities?)
Help..
We will have 0% increases in spending.
We might manage some negative growth as well.
Ha ha! Very funny and very true. Think I’ll go and have a cup of tea now.
I have no sympathy for J G Broon.
Anyone notice that in the dictionary sympathy comes between Shit and Syphalis…better yet so does “socialism”
You couldn’t make it up!!!!
It seems that our brothers would have more than a passing interest to keep NuLabour entrenched.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6833107.ece
Thanks Anon 90, what a surprise! Didn’t hear this mentioned by the Beeb this morning, too busy instead reading out press releases from the unions and giving us plenty of ‘future news’ about what McBust and his idiotic paymasters are going to do to us.
I knew that we were giving public money to the unions in the form of ‘technology grants’ and similar pretences, but this truly takes the biscuit.
Labour Gov gives Unions public money. Unions make donations to Labour Party. Result; Political donations consisting of Public money is laundered through the Unions.
How much more is similarly laundered through so-called “charities”? The anti-smoking crew (ASH) is funded almost entirely by government. How much in the way of taxpayer funded “political donations” does theie outfit give?
They’re all blood sucking vampire socialists.
Talking about donations to the Labour Party,what’s the latest on Mr.David Abrahams!!!!
I must admit that after reading the article (if true) the word “corruption” entered my mind.
But what if Gordon isn’t mad? Wouldn’t that mean he is just bad, instead?
Would it take madness or badness to take a carrier bag filled with bricks and empty cans to a friend’s party?
Brown has not changed in 30 years.
Well there’s david cameron’s first round of cuts then? Easy peasy!
Mmmmmm…Is Mr Sheeman going to be McTwats ‘stalking donkey?’
Another labourrite educated at a grammar and went to LSE and university before obviously ‘seeing the light’
Its the very last paragraph so blink and you will miss it.
“Rebel Labour MP Barry Sheerman indicated he was prepared to challenge Gordon Brown as party leader before the next election.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/09/14/4m-jobless-115875-21672037/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Sheerman
I seem to be the target for some modding today? how does that work? cant see anything I put is a problem as I avoid all the well know ‘mod triggers’
Mmmmmmmm…….
Try posting as Agent 69, you might have more luck.
try “Mod Ni**gas”
It refers to black men on scooters
God works in mysterious ways. So do Guido’s filters. Life’s a cunt and then you die.
thanks
it worked
Don’t panic. The average public sector employee will be up to their necks in debt, there will be no solidarity like the miners strike when the job losses come, they will fight to the death to preserve their own Marks & Spencers lifestyles
Bring it Derek Simpson
Which worries me that the state will try to inflate it’s way out of it’s and fellow idiot socialists mess (at the expense of prudent savers and the economy).
“Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.” Ronald Reagan
It’s the only way they can ever hope to keep up with debt repayment and gilt yields, which in turn will generate more inflation when gilt buyers demand higher yields, or index linking. Hyper inflation is just around the corner, and it’s deliberate.
Print English pounds with no debt associated with them – simples.
The unions no longer have the interests of the working man in their so called manifesto. They are little political parties in their own world. They have little interest in the nations wealth or do they give a shit obout the man in the street.
Listen to the briainless crap they spout. Any of their members dissent they are chucked out, sometimes losing their job. A sort of dictatorship.
They represent only a small proportion of the total working population, but in their deluded minds want to control us all.
Any goverment should, maybe, listen to them, not in anyway guided by them.
It will be interesting what they think of Broon’s speech
He cannot upset them for fear of loosing votes/money A VERY DANGEROUS AND WEAK POSITION TO BE IN…… Think about it!!!!
Was Derek Simpson once a woman?
I couldn’t possibly say.
Yes he’s always been a c**t
Derek Simpson = Doreen Skimps
There may be a friendship with Caster Semenya?
Caster Semenya = Yes, a secret man
Is more proof needed I ask myself?
TUC – Total Utter Сunt.
A Trade Union Official – definition. Some one who has not got the brains or the balls to start up and manage their own business but believe they have the god given right to manage others.
correct. I should know – I lived with one for a while. He got fantastic expenses and mortgage relief, and now, a fantastic pension. But even he – a card carrying active LP member for many years, proud of his ‘working class credentials’- is fed up with current lot. Things must be bad for the LP.
I’m so pleased
Is there someone actually fed up with/from troughing?
Have they heard of slimming? Charity, for example, or Guido’s Sunlight fund for bringing Jacqui Smith before the courts? Redemption awaits (possibly).
Eric Pickles locked out
Ostensibly committed to “open government”, Gordon Brown has some secrets which must never come to light.
After he entered 10 Downing Street, the Prime Minister ordered the lavatories to be refurbished, but he now refuses to disclose how much was spent.
In response to a Commons question by Eric Pickles, the Cabinet Office minister Angela Smith will say only that the cost should be taken as part of wider refurbishments.
So Gordon is in the water closet?
I wonder if the work was bog standard.
(I’ll shall now retire to a safe place)
Obviously trying to shit out some more policies.
Gordon maybe the practioner of the speciality Scotch Depthcharge Shit, a particularly foul smelling dense stool that can crack a unreinforced toiled pan
Is this what’s known as “laying a cable”?
no, it is what is says on the pan, a depthcharger
F = MA
The reason it is so dangerous is the huge diameter, do the maths!
nery good very good
I have had to go for a walkabout owing to uncontrollable laughter, thanks for lifting my depression!
Why is Pickles so interested in the WC refurb
I bet he has cracked a few pans in his time
How often was John Prescott at 10 Downing Street?
wonder of the Largactyl kid has tried electro shock therapy?
Anyway lets hop someone feeds this mad bastard some cheese while on his MAOI tablets.
An accidental overdose would be the best outcome.
Seriously, this man has destroyed the country.
Destroying himself could never be enough -only a step in the right direction……………
Listen up you ungrateful anti social lower orders,
You owe the gigantic state monolith a living, shut up and pay up!
You uneducated lower orders need a massive soviet state beaurocracy to control,monitor and lead you into a new post democratic age.
The state is supreme and without the state you would all degenerate into capitalist selfish reactionary monkey pigs, its only the state that can re educate you with force if need be.
Only the state knows whats best, the state will control you from cradle to grave, you are too stupid and ignorant to see the beautiful truth of progressive socialism and untill the state can indoctrinate your children into becoming willing cogs of the greater socialist machine, the state is your parent.
The state will tell you what to eat, where to work, what to think, how to behave, no independent thought is to be allowed and Soon children will monitor all home life with powers of arrest given when unreliable parents commit anti social thought crimes.
Only the state can guide the childlike ignorant lower orders, the socialist elite need your absolute obedience and deniers of the socialist truth and anti social(ist)elements will be hunted down.
Socialism is the true family, the socialist state elite are the stern parents and the ordinary worker is the child, in time you will all learn to love the state as once you loved your parents.
Forward to a brave new socialist future, the USSR failed but this time we are going to make it work perfectly or die trying(well not the socialist elite of course, the elite are more precious than gold) the expendable lower orders are perfect for sacrificing their petty worthless lives for the greater socialist good and however many it takes there will be no expense in lives is too great to bring about a socialist world.
Gordon Brown – you don’t really need to say anything more!!!
Brown is the new Bennett.
Seems to me the only good thing about Dave is that he is not Gordon.
But what the Fuck are dave’s policies?
To be better than Gordon everyday in everyway.
Well that’s not hard is it?
OK Dave getting to be PM on an “I am Not Gordon” ticket is a done deal. But what’she going to do when the gets the keys, things like Europe, Trident, Transport, Energy, paying of Gordon’s debts etc ?
If you want him to behave as I suspect you might, and I can only guess, of course, then it will be far from a done deal if he spells it out in all its majesty.
Consider the number of potential losers in the short term under Cameron if he does what’s needed.
NHS
Education
Police and firemen. Less overtime please.
Social services.
Genuine Unemployed god help them
Scroungers damn and blast them
Disabled lard arses and other lowlifes insulting the genuine article.
Civil Service
Local Government in all its glory.
Forces [less likely]
4×4′s
Pensioners [maybe not]
There used to be an old joke about this, along the lines that there are so many people in the country, take out the children and pensioners, leaving fewer, take out the police, etc leaving fewer still, ending up with the line that there is only me left paying for it all. Its bloody nearly true.
In the long term, apart from being dead, we might as a country be better off.
Rather as if Labour had actually spelled out what they were doing in advance then nobody would have voted for them.
Imagine their real manifesto.
We will borrow 40bn quid in a good year to hide one million imbeciles from the dole on vastly over paid, completely unnecessary jobs.
We will hid a further million on various ‘long term disability’, ‘job-seekers allowance’ initiatives.
We will hide another million at their own expense doing utterly pointless three and four year courses at rebadged ‘universities’ which are a mockery of the name.
We will fuck with education, showering it with money but ultimately be forced to rig the difficulty of exams so that any halfwit can get an @A’ just to justify all the cash we’ve pissed about.
All this borrowed money will pump-prime a massive borrowing orgy which will give the illusion of a vibrant economy.
Any time the economy flags we’ll simply borrow even more money.
And if that doesn’t work – we’ll fucking well print money.
We will renege on manifesto referenda committments in not one but two out of three manifestos.
Vote Labour.
Now obviously folk wouldn’t vote for that. So they lied about their true intentions. They relabelled ‘borrowing and squandering’ as ‘investment’ etc etc.
And that’s how we got here.
You forgot that they engineered a credit bubble to lower house affordability until it fucked the economy.
Sun Talk
They want suggestions for product placement.
I suggested the following.
PMQ (Prime Ministers Questions) could have product placement, advertising Jacobs ‘CRACKERS’ or Nardil (Nardil is a brand for a MAOI ◦phenelzine. drug)
If this gets through we may be able to get the message out
Or they could advertise history books. Or illustrated catalogues of the differing Zimbabwean banknotes of the past fifteen years.
They only used the Cracker left of the Nardil, they must have some educated people at teh SUn. dam
But how is brown an endorsement for drugs that are clearly NOT working?
You want to see him without them?
How about a pack of Pampers on the dispatch box?
Labour = Analogue
Conservatives = Digital
Gordon Brown = Wax Cylinder
Labour = new world order/common purpose
Libdems = new world order/common purpose
Conservatives = New world order/common purpose
Whats the difference between them? Whats the point in voting for them when nothing will change, they get more power and the lower order worker drones get less and less untill a new reality arises, this new reality will favour the rulers of course, like the olden days when the peasants new their place, heads down and backs broken with endless toil. One will one dream one power one world one ruling elite.
The UK stands in the way of this dream and so the UK must be first ripped apart into regions and its people reduced to grinding poverty, the nation state smashed and its icons destroyed for ever. Only then can a new order rise to supreme power!
All bound together with a common purpose, a brave new world order led with a common purpose to create a new world order in a post democratic age.
My army of teenage Goths and part-time Klingons stands ready to rise.
@197
Spot on.
Shhhhhhhhhh, don’t mention common purpose they might find out about it.
Labour: Jacques Tati
Conservatives: Terry Thomas
Gordon Brown: Forrest Gump
A surefire 100% guaranteed to work remedy for the Prime mentalist is simple, a 9mm round to the head, everyone wins, he escapes a miserable existence and we escape the miserable existence he feels it necessary to share with us all.
Its well known that a deeply depressed person wants everyone to suffer around them as they do, Brown is spreading his mental state to everyone like a highly infectious virus.
Our leader is determined that we should all suffer as he is suffering, why should he suffer alone?
He hates us now for hating him, he wants revenge on us all, we have failed him in some way, we are blind to his genius and blind to his achievements and for that we are to suffer.
Well, we’re certainly suffering. But he couldn’t make us suffer alone. It’s the 400 Labour MP’s we need to be getting after. Every constituency. Make an appointment, vent your spleen. Hound them mercilessly the evil, cowardly, economy- fucking bastards.
please add the DUP to that list as they keep voting for him
9mm round to the head…
That worked for that pesky electrician. Better make it betwen 8 and 12 round – just to be sure.
You could fire six warning shots into his face first, and if he fails to respond, kill him. All in the line of duty, you understand.
Will David cameron ask the street thug organisation the UAF who attack British policemen in broad daylight and whip up violence among ethnic communities to remove his name from their list of supporters? Or does Dave support what they do?
http://www.uaf.org.uk/aboutUAF.asp?choice=4
Perhaps he should read what Cllr Jeremy Zeid (Conservative) Harrow thinks of his friends:-
“Let’s make this absolutely clear. There can be NO BLAME WHATSOEVER attached to our friends at the Harrow Mosque, they did everything they could to prevent problems.
the joke is that only a few antis turned up. The biggest troublemakers were those on the “Left” who came to harrow for trouble. They are a bloody DISGRACE.
I add to these yobs, those who call thyemselves “Muslims” who also came to make trouble. THose CRAVEN COWARDS who menaced our community and COVERED THEIR FACES like the COWARDS they are. Too afraid to show their faces and stand up for themselves. COWARDS.
The trustees and officials from the Mosque did a first class jobe as did the police and the Council, given that no-one can predict what will happen.
Oh yes and the “students” who had no real idea why they were their, given signs, plied with half-truths and LIES by the fascist LEFT of “Unite Against Fascism” What a bloody JOKE you are. making nice and talking of freedom and democracy, just so long as it is YOUR version.
Do us all a favour, together with the idiots of the English Defence League, the fascist “Unite Against Fascism” and radical so-called “Muslims” who bring shame to Islam and the House of God that is Harrow Mosque, KEEP OUT OF HARROW, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
But what happened today was a POSITIVE THING, because for all of the intentions and aims of the fascist Right, fascist Left and those “Muslims” who SHAME ISLAM, we in Harrow of all religions, colours and political parties, CAME TOGETHER to DEFEND OUR COMMUNITY.
What a bunch of pathetic, malignant, cretins who have no interest other than conflict and violence whilst pretending otherwise.
Today we proved that it is indeed OUR HARROW, OUR COMMUNITY.
And again for those COWARDS with their faces covered, you SHAMED yourselves. better yet you have almost ALL been photographed uncovered…
Keep away from our Mosque, keep out of Harrow and leave our community in PEACE.”
Scenic – the schedule includes the firemen’s leader and it is with joy that I note they misspell his name. Commie muffinheads.
Opening shots in Balkans war UK? What will happen down the line when a Muslim dominated Birmingham Council declares UDI from the rest of the UK and decides it wishes to live under Sharia law? Will the British Government then send in the army? Is Afganistan merely allowing the British Army to get some practice in for the real war ahead? The future of the UK 50 years hence does not look like it will be terribly peaceful. Could someone please tell this could never happen?
As by then Peshwar etc. will be devoid of human life as a result of local wars and emigration to the UK, perhaps that might be a good spot to start buying up land.
Not long ago a government minister (can’t remember which) was asked what the govt response would be if, for example, a muslim-majority Yorkshire threatened UDI. The answer was basically that a Labour govt would concede to the muslims’ democratic demands and wish them well. Excellent news for Mr Choudary!
A new War of the Roses in the making?
War is as imminent as it is inevitable.
Someone better buy a new bullet proof jacket for Archduke FF.
As it has never been mentioned on the msm peole don’t know the scale of the big lie, within an hour approx’ ten thousand muslims surrounded the mosque – why don’t we defend our culture and values before we are finally bred out.
The PM is on the Telly Now at the London School of ecomics.
Bit late trying to learn economics now
Mandy has just given private education and healthcare his blessing. Little wonder when those who opt to go private still pay for the state services they do not use. Could encouraging peeps to go private be a the latest cunning plan to reduce the state burden?
Joined up government in action – Mandy saying that private schools are okay while the Charity Commission are desparate to remove their charitable status.
The Charity Commission are a quango obeying their political masters. The ‘tax-breaks’ such as they are are reckoned to be worth an extra 5% on the school fees.
Personally I wish my kids school would just tell the politicised Charity Commission to fuck off and hit us for the extra 5%. Instead of wasting all the teacher time and resourse jumping through hoops and making the resources available at weekends and evenings for the local ‘community’ trying to ‘qualify’ for a 5% tax break.
Niece starts the second year of her A level course at a private crammer today…
The first year spent at state 6th form college was characterized by the no-show of teachers, just 5 or 6, 45-minute ‘lessons’ a week and gratuitous bullying by teaching staff (she has a double-barrel surname).
When told this sorry tale, the headmaster of the crammer, said, “I hear this over and over again from every parent of every student at this school”.
Just what are we paying these bloody teachers £30k a year with a 3 day week and 3 months’ holidays a year for?
Here’s a book that will NOT be on sale at The Labour Party Conference.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1213277/Browns-mishandling-economy-cost-50-000-Britain-according-new-book.html
All I can say is that that sort of language is going to go way over the heads of the die-hard Labour voters.
Love the Jacqui advert, Guido. She looks so sad without Justice — less like Gordo having lost Prudence (from a-courting too slow?), more like she lost a pet pussy (from a-(high-)courting too slow) — it’s funny. I’m pretty sure tho that if I had 5 Bellies (in front of me, not on me or under me) I wouldn’t be going around with a face like that.
She certainly got the hots around the Cabinet table. But which pussy did she lose in getting out of the kitchen when Guido turned the heat up?
We don’t appriciate Gordon – he is just priceless – he should see Labour in opposition for decades!
I can quite clearly see now Mandleson has started to believe his own lies.
Just aswell really,no one else is going to!
Mandleson is many things but stupid is not one of them – he no more believes the words he speaks than he believes in fairies – he is just positioning himself for the leadership election.
Interesting use of ‘fairies’ i’m pretty sure he believes in them.
Yes, no doubt he has some expertise in that field.
Mandy’s reward lies in Europe when he has completed his task of ensuring he spunks us into ratification of Lisbon. Only then will he dispose of the condom that is Gordon
I think he is arrogant enought to want the top job, though I can’t see the party wanting him.
He is certainly arrogant enough,but even he must know that hell will freeze over before he would win an election. Assuming an election ever takes place.
I remember seeing Kenneth McKellar and Moira Anderson on TV on New Year’s eve when I was a small child, and being frighten of the slimy grinning Scotch bastards.
And I was right to be frightened – - Scotch bastards are shite from Hell. Let’s burn the fucking Hunts.
Other fantastically funny ideas for Rich and Mark:
Cameron’s abnormal child.
Brown’s approaching blindness.
Thatcher’s alzheimer’s disease.
That’s if they can spare time from their school lessons.
David Blunkett’s penis reduction surgery?
David Blunkett’s dog’s penis reduction surgery?
No wonder it frightened the cows.
The London School of e-Comics …. is that where Rich and Mark were educated ?
And I was right to be frightened – – Scotch bastards are shite from Hell. Let’s burn the fucking Hoons.”
if you sassenach layabouts and scroungers would get off your fat and scrawny backsides and quit watching eastbenders and perhaps get some edyakashin, then, and ONLY then, will we foreigners allow you to perhaps have a go at ruling yourselves.
As things stand however, you are barely fit to wipe our asses!
Now, get back to your holes, or wherever you live!
says the drunken glue sniffing wifebeater.
Lifer recall beckons I think.
I understand that depression does not generally cause cognitive problems such as those suggest by Rich & Mark’s nasty cartoon, but affects the sufferer’s mood. Also, while a sufferer from obsessive-compulsive disorder may appear psychotic, their thought processes are not irrational and they are often capable of correctly assessing their own problems. These are problems of mood rather than cognition.
Can ye write that real big for me wi’ this magic marker? It could be useful.
Mandy (come fire me) has a cunning plan
Just as wealthy people used to visit Bedlam to laugh at the lunatics and poke them with sticks maybe heis charging oligarchs and world leader to nip around to no 10 and collapse in fits of laughter as McMental drones on about how he saved world , lifeted every child out of poverty and waves his mompass around before eating a spider.
It could become a tourist attraction and we could soon pay off the national debt.
Fuck id queue for a week to pokethat gibbering Hoon with a stick
A sharp one right up his arsehole.
Wasn’t Bedlam one of the proposed new dormitory towns Nulab where going to build?
A friend of mine an Aberdonian in fact,no correction ,an ex- friend of mine,was the meanest,tightest,stingiest mingiest fucker I have ever known.
He admitted his total meaness and said “Och,it annay my fault.I blame my father.One day he was coming home on his bycycle when in the road he
found a crutch that someone had lost. Rather than leave it be,he brought it home and broke my leg so it would not be wasted”
Been better if his father had found a coffin.
Mmmm, am I the only one left uncomfortable at this? It should show our concern (preferably via satire) that the “leader” of our country is displaying odd behaviour. This simply takes the piss out of someone with mental health problems. Not funny, not clever.
For what it’s worth Guido, Richard and Mark cartoons are by far, by a country mile, the weakest part of your otherwise excellent blog.
‘Mmmm, am I the only one left uncomfortable at this? It should show our concern (preferably via satire) that the “leader” of our country is displaying odd behaviour. This simply takes the piss out of someone with mental health problems. Not funny, not clever.’
It is funny, because it’s Gordon!
Why does it need to be clever?
Seconded.
I agree, the mentally ill should be treated with respect – we just shouldn’t put them in charge of the country!
Lots are though. Care in the Community.
“…This simply takes the piss out of someone with mental health problems. Not funny, not clever…”
Fuck off. The one eyed gay boy fat jock bogey eater has destroyed our Country. He’s mentally unhinged and has to right to be in charge. Throwing fucking printers and phones around and at people shows a man not mentally fit to do the job.
I wonder how many of his ex-employees have threatened to take him to an employment tribunal for bullying?? Should be fun if even one of them has the balls to do it. It won’t get that far of course, yet more taxpayers’ cash will be used to buy them off, however much it takes.
You mean you don’t have faith in these £billion£ reports into Rover, Iraq, etc. which exonerate, ney, eulogise the Government?
How dare you! Derren Brown doesn’t come cheaply, you know.
Wacko Jocko has morphed from statesman into being Lord Fondlesboys
finger puppet within in just 1 year
Fucking genius
“Stop calling me fattie you b******s. I’m not fat! I’m ample. Peter says so!”
As I have no wish to be sueeeeeed Deliverance style as I squeal like a pig
My thoughts are with McMental at this difficult time
Heard Mandleslime on Radio4 this morning, trying to rewrite History:
“You find for me where the PM said ‘Investments under Labour v Cuts under the Tories..’ You see! You can’t! He didn’t!”
“24th of July, Prime Minister’s Question Time,” came the reply.
His mind has gone. (I didn’t think modern-day ‘Airbrushing events/people/Leon Trotsky from History’ required noxious, mind-melting chemicals.)
This evil Hitlerian Mandelson is evil incarnate – possibly the most evil since Goebels – the time has now come for 5 million Britons to mass in London and kick these f……ers out NOW
Brown is a lunatic – Mandleperson is a Jew so we have mad-dog Jew combination ruining Britain and the fucking Romanian Gypsies robbing us too.
Hitler was right.
I noticed that Robert Pestons irritating voice changed to quite normal when he intrviewd Brown. He can sound normal then when not talking down to us plebs.