Alan Duncan to Spend More Time with his Ration Book
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Nick Clegg said…
“Charlie Whelan and Lord Ashcroft are exactly the same. One is the baron of the trade unions, and the other one is the baron of Belize. Both are bankrolling political parties, both are trying to buy seats.”
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Poor old Alan.
This is such a non story.
It’s been slipped out while Gordon struggles with Libya.
From the comfort of his secure, psychiatric ward.
You are aware that Р Я А Б Д А transliterates to Ryabda right?
Oh dear – do stop trying to be clever, РЯАБДА transliterates to ryaabda
Yes, I know. But if you actually spell the word out CORRECTLY in Russian cyrilics, it’s totally unrecognisable to the average chap. This is a nifty compromise in my view. Might have none some pedantic fucker would pick up on it!
Not quite sure I grasp your point here. Who is supposed to benefit from the Libya connection?
Agree about it being a non story.
They are only getting us ready for the run on the pound, as we will all be on rations. These lot have spent the cash on smashing the world up. Well done Blairs gov and looks like Knacker Conservative Cameron wants more of the same. Where do these Knit wits think the cash is coming from. We can’t borrow any more and the printing press isn’t the answer.
Reports of labour Mic Strike quite amusing. Yesterday Browns speech so heavily trailed on morning news cycle hardly worth giving the actual speech, same today with Captain Darling, or have they realised we are not listening?
agree with all ref Osborne
Labour Mic Strike – is that Red on Red?
The Labour microphone strike is an implicit admission that the Government’s position on Afghanistan, Libya, Megrahi, devolution, the economy, diplomatic relations with the USA, and nearly everything else has become totally indefensible.
Labour has nothing it can possibly say to defend its position and has lost the argument on every conceivable front.
Government silence says more than words ever can.
is this what is meant by a Labour Mic Strike?
One minister told The Times: “We can’t go on like this. It’s beyond difficult, it’s farcical. We’re going from one fiasco to another and Government by fiasco doesn’t work. I’ve never been a plotter but I feel total exasperation.”
Another government aide said: “It’s been a mess beyond all telling. I suspect it will be held up as a model for future students in how not to deal with a crisis. There’s been no leadership.
“Gordon flounders around hoping he can get away with things. He’s just not capable of being decisive.”
Another minister said Mr Brown was “behaving like a rabbit trapped in the headlights”, while a Cabinet aide added that “it’s obvious now that Gordon is beyond change.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23741211-details/Libya+row+threatens+to+trigger+leadership+coup+against+Gordon+Brown/article.do
Alan Duncan claimed there were fears that an MP might kill him or herself, said the expenses revelations had brought parliamentarians to a point that was “almost unbearable for any human being to deal with”.
he blamed the Telegraph for the “unbearable strain” she said the disclosures had put MPs under.
“What the Telegraph are executing is almost a McCarthyite witch-hunt,” he told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme.
“The way they are deploying their tactics and the way they are treating MPs has reached a point now, at almost two weeks, where I think people are seriously beginning to crack.”
Duncan said the last day in parliament before the recess had been unbearable.
“I have never ever been in an atmosphere or an environment like it, where everyone looks around with terror in their eyes,” he said.
Duncan claimed people were “genuinely concerned” for MPs’ wellbeing, adding: “There is serious concern that this has got to the point now which is almost unbearable for any human being to deal with,” he added.
On his website, he wrote: “People are constantly checking to see if others are OK. Everyone fears a suicide. If someone isn’t seen, offices are called and checked.”
thank fuck he’s gone.
Facking wanker. Do people start wars? No. It’s always the bloody politicians and what of all the thouroughly depressed and suicidal feelings caused to many ‘hard working families’ all caused by politicians. Everything problem is caused by politicians. I hope at the next election this country can be elected to run its self by nominated people who wish to serve and not trough or line their own pockets.
Wars are started when old men send other peoples young men out to die for them. In New Labours case, they swipe half their ammo and helicopters first.
How on earth can any MP anywhere stand up and tell the public there is no money left for x, y or z ever again? Even the MPs who weren’t caught red handed are guilty of standing by watching the nations money being embezzled. Is that what they mean by putting the people before themselves, or is it more like keep stumm because New Labour sacks and smears whistleblowers. Or worse, in Dr Kellys case.
Don’t cry Alan diddums, that low life brown nosing creep Matthew Parris still loves you.
What a Hoon. MPs are so precious, it would be an utter, utter tragedy if we lost one to suicide for milking the country’s coffers for all they’re worth!
Fucking nancy boy.
The poor lamb.
..am I bovvered?
“No”
Not in the least. He’s landed on his feet hasn’t he? Not actually going to prison, just shadowing.
It was Dorries – but err.. well done on finding the cut & paste function on the mouse – brillaint hackery numbnuts.
was it Dorries ? was it REALLY ? REEEEALLY ???
what tipped you off ? The IRONY part or the Mcarthyite and suicidal MPs quotes that anyone following politics should have recognised ?
but err.. thanks for playing and well done on realising WHY it was Dorries – brilliant deduction skills fuckstick
That’s not irony – it’s just incorrect. A job at the Mirror awaits!
I wouldn’t expect you to understand anything as complex as irony, dickhead
But I’m sure others less stupid have managed to notice Dorries recent jolly adventures on this blog compared to Duncans dismal fortunes
despite their almost identical disgusting views on MP piggery – porkbusters
Don’t be so rude to Dick. He’s got a point, ask Gordon to lend you some of his pills. You sound a likkle bit poorly.
May I suggest u just piss off little little bully. Or are you Gordon in disguise?
Dick, watch out for flying nokias
what point ?
You neglected to mention any in your hurry to regurgitate the same tired old childish bollox the terminally desperate always use here.
Anyone you disagree with must be Gordoom or one of his little spads because you say so and don’t know any better
Gordon’s a fucking twat with a whole cadre of piggies and I’m delighted he’s going to get hammered in June
May I suggest you stop defending piggy troughers and talking shit ?
It was Nadine who came out with all this rubbish, not Duncs.
It sounds like the kind of crap a whining shirt-lifter like Duncan would come out with though, doesn’t it? Certainly had me fooled and no worse a misquote than you’d find in the Daily Express. I think I’ll continue to believe it. It suits him better than her, anyway.
He’s a bloody mouse. If some twat dug up my lawn then stitched me up like a kipper when I offered the olive branch, I’d twat the Hoon.
Well said.
If Call Me Dave had 440 MPs would Alan Duncan really have been in front bench spokesman on merit?
But has Mr Prowse done anthing about exposing the Labour troughers like Smith, McNulty, Darling, Hoon, Usher, and Brown? Perhaps he could turn up at Chris Huhme’s house and ask to use the trouser press.
Silly twat deserves a good “dunking” in an acid bath!
I’ll have 5 ozs of rump and some scrag end Mr Jones.
Time was when you could have three catamites before breakfast.
Isn’t catamite one of the things Brown must avoid on his MAOI diet?
No,it was sodomites. Just to ensure he concentrated on his job not his hobby(horse). Oh well just means he can’t attend cabinet meetings.
And Mr Pedant I do know the crime of the sodomites but was using it’s common use. But perhaps Xenophobia ain’t such a crime.
Keep Calm and Carry On
Why he just didn’t go to the back benches, says much about him
Alan Duncan never needed to survive on rations. He has a very lucrative relationship with Ian Taylor, one of the proprietors of the energy-trading company, Vitol. That’s right, the same Vitol that got busted for grand larceny over the Iraqi oil for food programme.
He likes to be kept in luxury does our Alan, as did Thorpe and Mandelson before him. Never trust a shirt-lifter. Don’t call them names or beat them up either, mind. But never trust them. All the Hattie Equality Bills in the world at 500 pages a piece can’t force us to trust them.
I would have thought that would be a conflict of interests…….
Duncan. ………. accommodated by Cameron, assassinated by Macbeth.
Dave’s just proved what a limp-wristed wiener he is by not dumping this old poof completely. Once again, Dave, no brownie points for you.
He’s a bloody mouse.
Until Dave has the bottle to remove boy george from the chancellor job..he will always be regarded as limp wristed.
We need a leader with lead in his or her biro. And they must have proper testostertosserone
Fuck off Mandy.
Psst……..for a small consideration I can lay my hands on Bananas.
Keep your hands off my chipolata !
Oooooh you are awful! but I like you
I do hope Mr Prowse has been very careful in his past. Even now, journalists will be digging away, searching and prying.
He’s a has been actor. Look in Wiki. Actors will do anything to be noticed, even staging their own productions. Why would anybody be interested in exposing this inconsequential knob?
Alan Duncan is a wannabe actor, look what a tit he made of himself on HIGNFY. Blair is another. Never trust an actor, they spend all their lives trying to be something they are not. OK, some are good for a laugh on the telly, but only at a light entertainment gossipy level.”So I said to Madonna…” kind of bollocks.
Why are so many of them gay, does anybody know?
why are so many of them gay? it´s because they can be someone else,pissed of with themselves.
Verbal skills come from the feminine traits in brain development.
(See Men are from Mars, women from Venus etc. See also Books by Allen and Barbara Pease)
Politics favours homosexual men and more feminine men because of their enhanced verbal skills.
Acting requires feminine levels of emotional expression and verbal skills.
Generally, I hate generalisations, because they are not always true but in this case, the generality is worth baring in mind.
Note that being equal and being the same are not the same thing.
How would politicians commit suicide anyway? Stockings or oranges anyone.
I can get you some nice stockings – but it’ll cost ya…
You always appreciate it more when you spend a lot for your stockings, that’s right ex Mr Speaker?
Poisoned tights, with the deeper , strengthened gusset?
If you mean ministerial suicide – confide in the shit who has already had a go at you as if he was your best mate. Got to be a textbook case
Who cares how they achieve it ? .. I just wish more of them would bloody well get on and do it !!
Politicians commit suicide by imposing a microphone ban on themselves.
Shadow Minister for Prisons will be character-building for Duncan.
At least he’ll be able to see first-hand how some of the other half live.
“Balls at odds with Brown: ‘We didn’t want Megrahi released’ More trouble for PM as Gaddafi’s son rules out payouts for IRA victims, Guido and Tory Bear play a blinder, and Darling goers off message with promises of spending cuts. Splendid stuff!
But isn’t it odd how Mr Prowse seems to steer clear of having a pop at certain other MPs? Who funds Don’t Panic magazine? Had anyone heard of it or Mr Prowse before he suddenly sprung to fame after years of being a former child star?
Mr Prowse, like many other people in these sort of positions, knows which side his bread is buttered.
Yes. But who buttered it, I wonder?
I though I was releasing Al McGrahey, one of my constituents in Kircaldy.
They’ll be tight grips on the soap when he inspects the shower block.
If he thinks being am MP in the Hoc is terrifying, he should think again.
I had to visit a prison once with a lawyer as part of my job. I will always remember how dreadful it was and I’m glad I will never have to go back. Eye-opening, to say the least.
Come on Dave, dump Fatty Osborne. You know you want to.
Still sulking Mandy that you failed to get his scalp after the Deripaska affair?
Duncan can join me and millions of others trying to find a job due to the greed of Bankers and Politicians.
I wish a few more of these “responsible” people would take some responsibility and fall on their sword.
It may have started in America but it’s finishing here. So much for weathering the storm. We are now the poor man of Europe once again. I don’t suppose being virtually the only European country that is wasting millions of pounds on wars that can’t be won would have anything to do with it, would it?
It started in the FSA – not the USA. Don’t fall for the Brown Bullshit.
If Brown had regulated the banks when he was chancellor, things wouldn’t be half as bad as they are now.
Brown can try to foist blame the yanks, the banks, and everyone else, but the bottom line is that it all happened on his watch. His greed and determination to get to No.10 took presidence over everything and he took his eye off the ball.
The banks are not responsible for the British Government’s debt. Gordon is.
The banking industry did what the regulator told them to do.
When you fiddle interest rates to be lower than they should be, AND get rid of reserve requirements then you regulate a bubble into existence.
He never had his eye on the ball.
Which one? Like Nelson and his telescope but Nelson won that battle!!!!!
Will Duncan be able to manage on only one KNOB of butter a week?
..I can just see him in his Armani suit shopping at Aldi. :-)
Aldi? – he’ll be doing his weekly food shop at Gregs
Greg’s what?
Will he enjoy Harrods own brand products?
…or Fortnum and Mason? Their foie gras is particularly good, so I’ve been told.
Or Duncan doughnuts?
Smart move by DC; Dunks is an egocentric ingrate.
He should take a leaf out of the Bliars’ book – even if you’re a multi-millionaire, cultivate a feigned ‘I’m just a regular sort’a guy’ public image.
He’s regularly dumb, will that do?
More like regularly smug and complacent
But perfectly honed.
Maybe we should ditch millionaires who aren’t regular sort of guys?
Narcissism and Envy (In this case a sense of Entitlement) are two of the three symptoms of socialist thought abnormality.
Guido, going back to your serving papers on McBride – have you heard anything about Nadine doing the same at No10 today? And if so, who they are going to be addressed to?
The cardboard cutout in residence?
Yes, some of Duncan’s remarks were stupid – but how many of us would stand up to scrutiny if everything we said in a private conversation was secretly filmed? Prowse’s behaviour was despicable.
Alan Duncan made a very good point that normal talented people wouldn’t want to become an MP in current circumstances. We do need to have laws and so we need to have legislators – don’t we want a widespread selection of competent professionals to do the job? The current crop of whipped scum that form the Parliamentary Labour Party are now typical of what we will get in future.
Was Duncan saying that he IS talented, or not?
He should have told the NuLiebore сunt who dug his garden up to fuck off. End of story.
What would Mr Prowse and his colleagues say if people started turning up at the offices of ‘Don’t Panic’ and began to ‘work’ on them? They’d be on the blower bleating for the police before you could say “dig that.”
They’d better not touch my croquet lawns
I disagree with this i enjoyed watching Mr Duncan and Mr Harman over the dispatch box , If Mr duncan for is getting demoted for saying what he thinks we will end up with nodding yes-men and women and that aint good for a strong cabnat .
this will lead to more spin more lies and more of the same
The spin was in Duncan’s various volte-faces the morning after he “said what he thought”
But DOES he call a spade a spade?
I can always find him some sausages like what I do for Captain Mainwaring
‘You stupid boy!’
That’s what we like to see, nice firm decisive action by Dave. Once Duncan had made those completely unacceptable remarks, he was sacked immediately! Well, almost immediately. Well, OK, not very immediately at all.
But it’s still more decisive than anything Gordon has done.
Yes. Gordon “Ditherer” Brown.
Yes Gorgon blethering blithering Brown.
Yeah! ‘im an all!
One hundred and first!!!
Sorry