Update on Jacqui Smith Prosecution
Chris Galley from the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics has made Guido promise to be careful what he writes and the law firm Sunlight have retained has made it clear that they would prefer silence, however since Guido’s readers have donated thousands of pounds towards getting a prosecution started, you deserve an update.
The lawyers are in the evidence gathering phase – they want to establish from multiple sources the truth – Guido is under strict instructions not to elaborate or speculate. This will go on for some months apparently.
Still no word from the Met over which MPs they will be prosecuting – don’t think the issue of MPs’ expense fiddles has gone away – come the general election it will be an issue and will result in the biggest clear out of MPs since the second World War. It ain’t over until the fat lady sings…
You can donate here. Sunlight is going to regularly publish details of donations and expenditure (down to the last penny) online. Showing the way by example…












Wouldn’t it be luverly if she got hauled before the beak?
Who wouldn’t want to be on that jury?
I think they might struggle to find twelve citizens of Westminster that don’t want to see her hanging from a lamp post in Parliament Square though!!!
Why spare her and others the pain and humiliation of a long life?
After all the talk of Zero tolerance. this should be applied to this lot. Any one that betray’s a position of trust should always be punished more severly than us mortals. How is the legislation been rushed through to limit the Prison terms of these individuals, getting on.
If you have given what you can, then why not have a local ‘Bring Jacqui To Justice’ fundraiser? Some ideas here Spit Roast a Pig
Please add more! You know you want to see her in court.
Cull the Piggies!!!! ALL of them.
never mind all that legal shit Guido, all I want to know is at what point in the proceedings will jacqui be reduced to giving out free soapy tit-wanks.
bagsy front of queue! first come first served innit!
come on Guido, get your priotirites straight man for fucks sake; no tory totty, no soapy tit-wanks from jacqui! just what the fuck is going on here? you had better pull your socks up Fawkes and sharpish, the fucking punters are running for the exits: it breaks my heart after all that hard work I have done.
so have your wits about you and get some totty up sharpish.
note to jaqui: look, let’s face it love, your husband is a dirty rat who effectively cheated on you with a subscription channel. don’t you want to get your own back on the bastard? eh? course you fucking do.
natural justice innit.
I will even supply the soap.
just post the time, date and venue and I will be there.
it would be my pleasure. all the best etc.
Do you even know what soap is, smelly boy?
‘Ere, anybody got any of that soap on a rope stuff from the eighties? We could give him a good wash down before we hung the fucker.
you couldn’t hang a flower basket you stupid fucking cripple.
we luv jacqueeeeeeeee weeeee luv jacqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeee get paid to luvvvvvv jacqueeeeee
Who is Jackie but another overpromoted NWO/EU rubber stamper.
She is small beans and will be followed by the next NWO/EU rubber stamper.
You don’t think for one second these cdlowns have any input other than someone to carry the can when the ppeople are disgusted with the NWO/EU policies.
and so the musical chairs smoke screen continues, yet the same people – international bankers and corporate elite and war mongers are pulling the strings!
THE HOUSES OF
TREASON!
WAR!
CORRUPTION
TYRANY
Labour had over 10 years to get the country in top shape and lift the poor, the health service, social housing, school standards, dental care, the utilities, narrow the rich poor devide, instead they decided to replace us! and sell us out to a foriegn police state dictatorship!
and the Tories will do the same, all other non NWO parties will be banned or proscribed and the bought and payed for international media will blank any opposition to the NEW WORLD ORDER – such as they did with Ron Paul and others, as we descend into a fascist Europe led by tyrants and war criminals who dabble in torture, false flag ops, democracy sabotage and backing despots willing to sell out their countries resources for a private jet and arms.
You think it’s bad now! they are only just warming up!
Ladies and gentlemen please! Be best to avoid commenting on this like the lawyers have asked. We don’t want deny Jacqui her day in court, now.
Never going to get to court. No copper has had the balls to prosecute a politician since Stonehouse. British police couldn’t find their ass with both hands let alone nick an MP.
Don’t waste your money – if you want to donate it to someone who will do some good about bringing these scum to justice raise £10k and pay a couple of kids in Camberwell to do a driveby.
and the Tories will do the same, all other non NWO parties will be banned or proscribed and the bought and payed for international media will blank any opposition to the – such as they did with Ron Paul and others, as we descend into a fascist Europe led by tyrants and war criminals who dabble in torture, false flag ops, democracy sabotage and backing despots willing to sell out their countries resources for a private jet and arms.
You think it’s bad now! they are only just warming up!
I have beak!!! I have beak!!! Wanna maul her!!!
That’s not my parrot! He never uses lower-case.
Dream on Dick!
The Establishment doesn’t work that way…. in my observations anyway.
The Police will not waste too much time on it and it’ll all end up being swept under the carpet….at the best, a few newspaper headlines to sell more copies.
The 90’s phrase “Eh…Can we put that all behind us now and move on..please!”, springs to mind.
Sorry to be a downer, but let’s get real here.
I’m still here!
I find it hard to believe the Met still haven’t done anything. They didn’t need much to raid Damien Green’s office and yet do nothing about such blatant fraud.
2. Its not that hard. Come on…
The police are Nu Labours lapdogs.
What we need is ironically enough – A Police Force – a group of men and women who aren’t politically motivated/controlled, and who believe in fighting crime and putting criminals (real criminals – not just someone who’s doing 37 in a 30 area – what else are gatso/avergage speed cameras for?) in prison.
In the same vein, we need more prisons and a judiciary who know what crime is, what the effect of criminal activity is on ordinary people, and prepared to hand out prison sentences. Prisons are then in turn for – incarceration – to seperate the criminal element from ordinary people, and for rehabiliation.
The criminal should serve the minimum sentence, (good behaviour should be expected and misbehaviour getting longer sentences), with rehabiliation as part of the prison sentence. The luxuaries of prison life should be stopped, it is a prison – not a holiday camp!
“The criminal should serve the minimum sentence”. Unless they’re in Scotland, of course.
Yeah, and restore hanging for child killers whose identity is beyond doubt and also for High Treason.
Our CJS already favours rehabilitation over punishment and it doesn’t work. Which is why our prisons are full to overflowing with recidivists, who have no intention whatsoever, of being rehabilitated.
Only when punishment becomes the norm, will we see a real reduction in crime figures. imho.
I don’t usually have much time for the “Septics” .. but we could do with this bloke as Home Secretary …
http://www.mcso.org/
How true.
Our prisons are filled with drug addicts, the mentally ill and foreigners who should have been kicked out from whence they came so there is no room for real criminals. There are also too many ex-servicement in our prisons or even worse on the streets but that is another story altogether.
The CJS already favours rehabiliation …
Which is why I pointed out that we need more prisons.
Do you not think though Dr Nuts, that if prisons were geared towards meting out severe punishments, that this would act as a deterrent and less prisons would be needed as a consequence?
” There are also too many ex-servicement in our prisons or even worse on the streets but that is another story altogether.”
I take your point with regard to ex-servicemen, Under a flower pot at the bottom of the garden until the GE.
PTSD is a real problem but as we know, liebour hate the services and won’t fund decent equipment for those that are currently fighting, never mind providing counselling for those with PTSD.
However, that aside, there are many thousands, upon thousands, of career criminals, for whom prison is nothing to sweat about and certainly nothing to be ashamed of. Strong punishment might just turn that situation round sufficiently to make this country a better place to live.
Probably because they know the CPS will say “insufficient evidence” or “not in the public interest.” Remember cash for honours?
Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus
are you calling for the introdution of Sharia?
What? a “fiat sharia” – it wouldnt sell. Even if they gave it a fancy grill and called it a lancia.
Sharia? Nice girl is she?
Anything like that other girl – Jihad?
I wouldn’t raise any hopes, Mandy got off with mortgage fraud under pretext of a clerical error, a £300,000+ clerical error!!! Anyone else making a false claim on a mortgage application would be charged and in prison.
they would have to be convicted first. :)
Easy defence – I am a member of the New Labour Party!
We need some ‘untouchables’.
Dack Blog: We need some ‘untouchables’.
We’ve already got them. But they’re the fuckers in government!
It is not just jacq boots, 80 per cent of them appear rotten. Flipped homes, forgotten mortgage completions, 64k not enough – ggaarrrrgghhh – a wet fish slap or prison for the lot of them.
We need Direct Democracy to bypass these troughers.
It started in America…
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08262009/news/regionalnews/forgetful_charlie_finds_another_780g_186493.htm
‘FORGETFUL’ CHARLIE FINDS ANOTHER 780G
Embattled Harlem Rep. Charles Rangel — who is under investigation by the House Ethics Committee — failed to reveal personal assets totaling as much as $780,000 in financial-disclosure reports filed with Congress, records released yesterday show.
Democrat Rangel, the chairman of the tax-writing Ways and Means Committee, submitted corrected documents with the House Clerk earlier this month, more than a year after filing handwritten and wildly inaccurate 2007 disclosure forms that left out a hefty checking account, several sizable investments and land in New Jersey.
The unreported assets included one of Rangel’s most valuable holdings — a checking account at the Congressional Federal Credit Union containing somewhere between $250,000 and as much as $500,000, according to the revised form released yesterday. The forms include only ranges of value and not specific amounts.
The police have succumbed to the zanu liebore malaise — let Muggins do it, I’m too busy troughing.
Whether it’s as much overtime as you can eat, humongous secret remuneration for Chief Constables, or ACPO Ltd spinning yarns to the incumbent Home Secretary for a bigger share of the public teat, it’s all about £££ and sod the crime as long as we can drum up a good-looking statistic somewhere. I won’t bet on the Met getting their hands on Fat Jacqui’s DNA.
It’s not all gloom. Doom merchants fretting about a stasi style fascist clampdown are going to be very disappointed when, come the day, there’s no Muggins to be found to do any clamping down (excepting vehicles of course — that’s old Moroccan money-for-old-rope trick is too good to knock on the head).
We’re just following orders
Seriously: would you fancy having to get Jacqui’s DNA?
Well, lets be honest – all it requires is a cheek swab.
But the coshing over the head and stamping on the body bit wouldn’t go amiss! It’s not police brutality when the criminal is resisting arrest, or so I believe – and I definitely believe that’s appropriate for anyone associated with New Labour.
just look at what we have for police, shortarse females sat in cars, waiting for a cause to scream sexisam,
‘… shortarse females sat in cars, waiting for a cause to scream sexisam’
Oh great – so…
Who’s Sam? Is s/he really sexy?
‘… shortarse females …’ – do we really want longarse females? Anyway – could be worse – could be widearse females!
Round my way the female officers are sooo fat there’s no room in the back for criminals
Jacqui sings ” Where ever I lay my fat, thats my home. “
And Tinmey sings – ‘wherever I spray my man fat, that’s my home’
Is an alfresco shandy the fat of the land?
And Mandy sprays his shandy onto the randy arse of any bandy candy bar munched
let it be months! Months and months of bloody awful stress for the buggeretta!
They’d better have seized all “her” computers and “hard drives” too. (Then she’ll have to buy some more…)
And we’ll end up paying for them.
Yup
We need the Army to take over for a while.
They could sort the the police out and shoot this heap of shit that dares to call itself a government, then hand the keys back to elected Members.
Gen. Dannatt your cour country needs you.
We do, BoC but Guido and the Sunlight is filtering through the gloom
One saving point about the Conservative party
They have people who know how to run things, and
shit their pants (Oaten keep quiet) about paying people.
LAbour dont apart that is from sir Alan Msugerneh
Since the Tories will not take us out of the wretched EU, they don’t deserve anyone’s vote.
Quite right, Budgie. It’s the most important issue facing us still! None of the 3 main parties have the will or wish to pull us out. It’s going to come down to a straight choice between UKIP and the BΝP next time around. I don’t give a fuck for the others’ phony assurances on a public vote any more; the lying, sell-out scum.
Hold on Beast, who exactly do they have that knows how to run things? Heseltine, who was the last one that had run a business, is 76 now. Apart from that, they don’t want to know – they just surround themselves with scum like Moran and Ashcroft.
Agree. It’s EU and out. I’d even vote for Dave if he promissed, double promised to do that. UKIP ’till then, then.
Did anyone see in the DT the full and horrifying extent of Gen Dannatt’s profligacy? Bangers from Lidl, wine at £1.49 a bottle (yes please) and so on. You can just imagine the parasites in the House of Commons recoiling in sheer horror at the small amount of money he spent on entertaining foreign VIPs!
The army are too efficent that’s the problem, lions led by donkeys.
A leech is a leech and if it won’t work then it has to be disposed off which leads to the ordinary person to recoil in horror and scream ‘facism’ when the leeches are being removed and then it all ends in tears.
Anyone who buys bangers from Lidl is a pleb. And as for ‘wine’ at 1-49, my deah, I don’t believe anyone could sink so low. Where do they find such horrible little men? Here at the best club in the land we can barely manage on a measly 64k. Now, which house is my residence this week? I have several, you know.
Nice that the whole FOI think had the opposite of the desired effect. Note, though, that the NuLab media have gone very quiet about who put in the FOI requests, and even about how the General’s expenses compare with those of the troughers who were trying to smear hiim.
Guido, are you allowed to say how much they’ve raised so far?
Fingers crossed these Hoons end up in court just before the election’s called!!
According to the video above it is 15k of 100k
Soory 11.5k of 100k. Blind fury me
Just seen the video now. Never heard of sproutbuilder.com before so it was blocked by my browser.
Keep up the good work Sunlight team!
Hope your right Guido but things have gone too far, every fibre of of every British institution has now been infiltrated, everything is now politicised.
As long as the lawyers are being “placed in funds” it will have momentum.
It ain’t over until the fat lady sings…
It ain’t over until the fat lady swings, IMO. From a lamp post, ideally, by piano wire.
Oh what joy……..bottoms up everyone!
‘…bottoms up everyone!’
Don’t say that here – we’ll get a visit by The Dark Sith Lord of Everything Mandelson…
Although I don’t think we’re under the radar, I don’t think we merit ITS attention too much at the moment!
Been there, done that…
The CPS wouldn’t even prosecute in a case I know where the thief was caught red handed…’A man in a pub said they were his and told me to go get them…’ WHAT?!
I bet there will be insuffiient evidence AND it will not be in the public interest…. So long ago it was… so long ago…
New to the forum, greetings everybody.
I sincerely hope this incompetent, corrupt individual is eventually hauled before a court, and, in the words of her friend HH, faces the wrath of the ‘Court of public opinion”.
I think the next election is going to be like no other – I have my champagne waiting to toast all those departing labour mp’s who have done so much damage to Britain. I shall especially be watching bob aintbustinagut and praying that he doesn’t get back in again.
He has claimed £394K in expenses over three years – and then today he has quietly cancelled the £57 weekly top up allowance which had been paid to soldiers who are permanently injured in the line of duty, hoping none of us will notice.
He’s taken away £3000pa from them when he has £130k in expenses every year!!!!
He should be court-martialed.
waterboarded and shot
How did you think he was going to pay for his expenses? Or as Ain’tsworth said: “We are in a war. Some of you will die or be injured. It is a sacrifice I am prepared to make.”
Hmm, Great song comes to mind – War Pigs by Black Sabbath.
No matter how many times Mandy the unflushable one gets disgraced, he’ll keep mincing his way back to power until the last possible moment, then waltz off laughing the way Blair did.
Maybe his prostate might do us a favour.
The prostate has had a malignant piece of tissue removed and is doing fine.
(Alright I know it is an old joke – but I could not resist it)
LOL!
And how long are we going to wait to find out if the police are going to prosecute their lordships taylor, clarke and uddin, who all claimed expenses under false pretences? Not to mention mr morley.
I bet the happy Timney/Smith Redditch love nest ain’t so happy now.
Reminds me of a song , “Who’s Sorry Now?”
Thanks for the update Guido.
O/T:
Kate Garreway said in the Mail,
‘We lost the babys heartbeat while in labour’
Funny that Kate because I have lost the will to fucking live under Labour
Did ya see me in the paper, wasn’t I sexaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, did you like ma sexay bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Derek probably switched off the sensor – Kate wasn’t making him the centre of attention.
Labour’s walkabout nazi’s has done more for contraception that london rubber. Wh’od want to bring a babby under a ……. ” I was born under a wondr’in hoon” facking tossers, thieves and thick like tat ot tut
Thanks for update Guido .
Ruin was warned when chancellor, about Banks 1 whole year before rock went .
dizzy has curious case of prescott doing save the earth on a web site run by his son and alex hilton , wonder where the money came from ?
Ed Milliband 100days to save the earth :well cancel runway 3 then !! hypocrit and prescott
note labour are havent appologised to chris grayling yet , non answer in evidence yet again .
Hilton has facked up labourhome.org, get it sorted out Hilton instead of becoming an mp.
Who gives a shit?
Oh never mind
You wouldn’t understand the importance of a dominant labour online presence Augeas you Tory scum.
Fuck you DD I have never voted Tory in my life. Stick to subjects you know about (if any). The internet is a libertarian, somewhat anarchic environment whereas your gang are statist control freaks. You will never have a “dominant online presence” – a contradiction in terms – in your lifetime or anyone else’s, so just give up.
O/T sorry I have just read that in Babaji, Helmand where 10 of our soldiers died to support the Afghan election, it is now known that only 150 people voted.
15 votes cast for the death of each of our brave soldiers!!
Why are we there?
Nell, reluctantly, I am coming to the conclusion that our soldiers should come back.
When a self righteous minister in the Scottish Government can free a convicted terrorist murderer, how can we allow our young men to continue to die in the cause of opposing terrorism?
Gordon Brown’s silence on this matter means he must approve of that decision.
He is the apotheosis of hypocrisy.
Good luck to them. Prosectutions against Mandy are welcome as well. All of the Labour government, in fact.
Dream on wanker!
How I lost my leg in ‘88.
How did you embed videos on this timid (Nazi jews are off limits) site?
Also, Jacqui Smith presents as a dirty little retard. How come there are so many dirty little retards in the Nu Labour government.
Copy the “Embed” link from the right hand side of the Youtube page….
Free Jacqui Smith.
She needs to keep an eye on her husband to stop him claiming porn on expenses.
Sunlight wiil publish on line details of donations and expenditure . Excellent .
After it was discovered that Tony Blair was in charge of the disbursements from the dodgy donations did the Labour party treasurer , Mr Jack Harman ,
order an audit of expenditure .?
At the time he gave the Manuel defence—- “I know nothing ”
Shortly sfter this torrent of cash through the Levy conduit , Blair bought a very expensive property ( £3–£4 M ).
If Blair has now paid in full for that property he will not have to indulge in the
Mandelson fiction of selling sufficient shares to achieve that enviable state.
Tone can prove that he ripped off the Yanks to get the cash.
Teflon ? Who needs it ?
A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night
Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Dont stop believin
Hold on to the feelin
Streetlight people
Maybe O/T, but I read a couple of days ago, of rumours that the banks, under the semi-control of the ‘Government”, are hoarding tens of thousands of repossessed houses on their books, rather than selling them. Thus, artificially propping up the housing market, duping first time buyers into buying when they will be slaughterd when interest rates rocket in a years time, and generally interfering in the workings of the market. If this is true, it is an immense scandal!
It is true why don’t you think Labour haven’t built any council houses.
Thats not nice or clever is it
Under this loathesome, grubby and corrupt little government “immense scandals” have become cheap and plentiful because there are so many of them.
Good point. Alas, the whole financial system, supported by governments is a scandal. Designed to fleece the proleteriat and turn them into state slaves. Have the banks reformed after going bust? Not a jot.
WAKE UP PUBLIC!! TIME IS RUNNING OUT…
If you want to feel better say the following words in front of the mirror –
‘Mrs J Sm*th You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.’
And just before you turn away from the mirror – ‘Your nicked’
I’d still like to give Jacqui a good seeing too ooooo arr.
Ask TAT first. He’s claimed first rights for a soapy encounter and you don’t want your brains bashed out, do you?
What does a musical performance, featuring the vocal talents of Tom Watson MP have to do with it?
How’s democracy and the republic working out for you all still??
too lazy to come up with your own ideas still after all this time lol.
Those swimming lessons pa made us take when we where younger sure came in handy.
Yea: just a shame ’bout the drivin’ lessons! Still, the f***in’ lesson stood ’sall in good stead!
Shame about your life saving abilities and amnesia for 9 days, before going to police (poor girl).
They should keep it simple; by classing perks as expenses, whereby you don’t need to pay tax on something that you should be paying tax on, any MP who’s ever made an “expense” claim is guilty of tax fraud. Whether it’s for a sarnie on the tube or a duck island, or an entire bloody house, same logic applies.
If only it were true, but the Parliamentary piggies voted themselves special tax exemptions and enshrined them in law. Anyway the Revenue have no appetite for that kind of thing.
ah, but some laws themselves are illegal. Just because a law is on the books that doesn’t make it enforceable or even valid/legal. Our government is constantly in trouble with the EU for putting laws on the statute books which are themselves totally illegal.
Expenses for MPs is a clear/obvious situation where the law itself was illegal and therefore has no validity in court. They can’t exclude themselves from paying taxes, no matter what laws they pass, because it has no legal validity, and any court in the land would just laugh at the MPs’ argument of: “well, we said we don’t need to pay taxes, so we don’t, but everyone else has to” stance because it’s not legal or reasonable.
If they used that argument in court they’d get absolutely crucified by the judge and jury.
Laws only apply to little people,not MPs.
Please don’t forget the troughing conservative from Hereford, one Bill Wiggin MP
I should be pleased and honoured to defend Jacqui Smith in any Court in the land and to employ all my advocacy skills on her behalf without thought of payment. Because, of course, I have no legal qualifications or skills but am very good at irritating people, so I would be bound not only to lose but to maximise her sentence.
Splendid idea.
80 Sir W.W.
“I have no legal qualifications or skills but am very good at irritating people”
And, Sir, very good at delighting and amusing many, with your delightfully deft, not to daft, contributions (I’m told I should call them ‘posts’ – but I didn’t wish to be deemed ofFENCEive) By the way, sorry about that!
No MPs will be prosecuted, I posted this on here when
the expences story first broke. The met will piss about till the
dust settles and then say they have insufficent evidence to proceed
THE WANKERS
Let the fantasists live their dream that “change” is coming. If one goes down they all go down,and that would never do.
o/t UK DCMS informs Public Prosecutor about unenforcability of UK Video Recording Act 1984 and advises to suppress information from public, 24 Aug 2009 ( barbara follett mp)
83. What does this mean? Wikileaks isn’t too clear.
It’s because the government passed a law without consulting our masters in brussels/strasburg so it is null and void.
Meanwhile… in a place not too far away (Jersey Channel Islands – not Noo)
a poor Senator has lost an appeal meanwhile some nasty men are laughing.
See more at http://stuartsyvret.blogspot.com/
Old Tony’s in the poo anyhow, once the D notice stuff hits the air conditioning.
Google D Notice and see for yourself. It is INCREDIBLE!
Oops… Google D Notice Blaire
Well worth reading and could open a huge can of worms if the establishment press would only pursue this subject.
This morning a fat little shouty man fronted a BBC show about benefits cheats and various scammers. The episode was set in Stoke on Trent.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mg2×8/Saints_and_Scroungers_Stoke/
The biggest one they had was a £60k. Amateur. She should have just elected, then she could have done loads more than that and not had any problems. If the little shouty man finks ‘ees so bleedin’ ard, perhaps he could find out why the police aren’t going after the MPs.
No can do – with that there would be questions about BBC expenses!
I’m hoping when the tories get elected next year that the BBC will be privatised and told to go and make its own profits. License fee to be abolished.
That should concentrate the BBC’s minds on proper business practices ie setting salaries according to what they earn and giving their customers what they want rather than trying to fool the public with a news channel that simply mouths propaganda for this shambles of a labour government.
Yes Nell, they should let an organisation like Fox buy them up. Maybe we’d get more unbiased Tory news stories
This is my first opportunity to post that Ted Kennedy was a spoilt rick kid Fuck who killed an innocent Girl through being pissed and leaving her to die whilst he fucked off to consult with his Lawyers. He is not mourned here I can tell you. Fuck him !
I was skinny dipping, it was merely a coincidence that girl was in my car that happened to crash in the same lake.
If the blonde wasn’t in the car it would not have sunk. She only has herself to blame.
Gordon Brown intimated he would be mourned just about everywhere.
I wonder if the Kop*chni*s think the same way?
gordon is sooo good at jumping on media bandwagons that he thinks will bolster his flagging credibility.
And utter rubbish at making statements about matters of importance such as the release of the Locherbie bomber.
Oops Google
D Notice Blair
It is all a bit cryptic. Is there any site you know of which can explain it please or maybe email guido with the info so he can make a topic out of eet?
I looked, all the sites are for tin foil hat wearers.
43 Anonymous says:
August 26, 2009 at 6:07 pm
“The criminal should serve the minimum sentence”. Unless they’re in Scotland, of course.
I couldn’t possibly comment.
What an expensive w*ank that turned out to be, Mr Timney.
If anyone is interested, Guido is on LBC.
I hope he doesn’t get addicted. Alcohol is bad enough
:-)
He thinks Guinness counts as one your five a day fruit and veg.
Very good for the blood – guinness.
Very good for the Guido – apparently!
You know, you people really get on my tits.
Sorry, I don’t know what came over me. Can I withdraw that please.
No disrepect but most of use who post on here feel exactly the same way about these dishonest, troughing, grasping, greedy,lying mp’s
Apart from conservative ones of course.
Nope. I make no distinction between labour and tory troughers -they all need vting out at the net election. However it is a fact that labour troughers vastly outnumber the tory one’s and in the HoL’s as well as in the Commons.
Excellent cartoon:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00605/cartoon_605082a.jpg
Reminds me of that old H.G. Wells novel, The Invisible Prime Minister.
Well done Guido. Keep it up lad and maybe just maybe in a new age the establishment will decide that you desrve a gong for services to the country.
Fat chance. The tories wouldn’t even give Galley a job. Guido had to take him on
In this case the fat lady (jaquboots) will be singing:
“You can’t trust the specials
Like the old-time coppers
When you can’t find your way ‘ome.”
Who is jaqui ?
Our govermant mourns and sets terrorist free, why did we invade Iraq ?
Why did we invade Iraq? So that Bliar could ensure his place in history. He succeeded, though possibly not with the place in history that he intended.
‘No dear I can’t visit you in prison this weekend I’ve got to de-spunk the televison screen again’
About time you did some housework, you cheating, tax troughing Hoon.
Here is the odious creature in all its glory: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/2009-new-labours-jacqui-smiths-husband-taxpayer-funded-porn/
What a thoroughly obnoxious, but typically befitting to its position as M.P., this specimen is.
Donation on its way.
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http://www.magharebia.com/cocoon/awi/xhtml1/en_GB/news/awi/newsbriefs/general/2009/08/25/newsbrief-05
The Libyan Investment Authority (LIA) is expected to open its first branch in London, The Guardian reported on Tuesday (August 25th). According to the British newspaper, a London branch of the Tripoli-based sovereign wealth fund could potentially channel “billions of dollars worth of investment” to the UK. LIA has already purchased two London buildings and reportedly plans to expand its real estate holdings in the city.
The Sunlight Centre have Moby’s permission to use that soundtrack, presumably?
You will need those donations to defend yourselves in court against infringement of copyright :-)
Doh!
Mandy will remove their internet access.
I’m sure we’ll get to hear that their offices have been raided, files seized, computer hard drives removed for analysis – and arrests made under Anti-Terrorist Legislation.
What surprises me – it hasn’t already happened!
Comment under moderation? Is there a list of banned words anywhere?
Was there a grammatical error? Or is the use of a hyphen for punctuation banned?
modding people must feel a bit like being a god.
highly addictive I would imagine.
Shake me……………..shake me……………………skyscraper………………………………………………..
Couldn’t care less what happens to Jaqui ex HS. As far as I’m concerned the less I hear about her the better.
Lawyers for Dr Savage, that US shock jock, are today demanding an apology from Jacqui and gordon for his being included on the list of criminals banned from coming into Britain when Jacqui was Home Office Minister. Otherwise his lawyers have said they will be starting defamation proceedings.
His lawyers say they have proof that gordon insisted on including Savage’s name on that list ‘ to add balance’
Another gordon cock-up!!
http://www.rbr.com/radio/16618.html
Oh good. It couldn’t hapen to a nicer person………….!
Does that mean that Jacqui could be extradited to the US without a proper extradition hearing, based on the 2003 UK-US Extradition Treaty…
Ha ha, bloody ha!!
Now there’s irony – would love to see Labour squirm when one of their own is being hot-grilled by the US under their own law, cos they’re too f***ing useless to negotiate anything more than how to trough themselves!
I hope Jacqui gets what she deserves.
A jail sentence.
I would like to take on one of Kennedy`s road trips.
I would like to take her on one of Kennedy`s road trips.
Thats the only time I will miss her.
Ha, has Mr Galley suddenly become a legal expert, he didn’t seem to have a cleu very long ago.
Mr Galley holds himself in such high esteem, he thinks he can be whatever he wants.
She’ll get off on a technicality. Funny, I’m about to get off right now.
If you hold on a minute we can almost make a monks circle
Awwwww… can’t they go after Mandelson first? Pretty please?
Oh, no – he’s got to be done in the 6 week election campaign time – and GB!
My want list member is: James Purnell! He attacked the DLA recipients for being mentally or physically handicapped, while troughing £100 a week (more than top rate DLA), and earning a ministerial salary. Seeing as he was in charge of DWP – Pensioners I know would love to have £100 a week just for food. They’re being offered £25-£35 a week – because they’re wives. (ie Hetrosexual and Female – extremely serious offenses before the eyes of the Hetrophobic Labour Party).
Apparently, there’s a total of 800,000 wives with paultry pensions in the UK!
Guido – mark up a list of the banned words… what are they?
Female? Hetrosexual? Wives?
No. Just anything that could be held against him in a court of law. Never mind MI5,Al quaeda or church of fuckwittery,once those legal vultures get you in their grip,you are fucked.
Dick*ns and bankr*pt get me modded on here. Yet they work for others. It is a mystery of this site.
Dan Hannan for Conservative Leader.
Seconded.
He is the only Tory I would vote for.
Go Dan.
Dan the man!
Sez what we think as Tories.
I am sick of pretending to be something I am not.
Thirded that man.
4thded
Cameron lightweight just is not cutting it.
Dan Hannan said specifically on his Daily Telegraph blog yesterday that he wanted to come out of Europe. I would vote Conservative if Dave said likewise. He won’t, so it’s UKIP ’til the leader of the Conservative party says the same as Hannan..
MoD put out a press release this morning saying that bob ‘aintbustinagut’ would be doing a Q&A session in Blackpool. I was interested and I thought this was advance notice of an up and coming event and went looking for further information.
I have just read that bob’aintbustinagut’ spoke to only a ‘handful ‘ of people during the day today in Blackpool!!! – seems the event wasn’t publicised in advance or very widely and it was over before any of us had to a chance to make plans to get there.
How very clever and how very cowardly – cowardly being the trademark of this government.
Notable Nulab phrases and their translation, No.1:
“Public Consultation” = Quick chat with a few carefully selected Labour die-hards. No advance publicity, obviously.
Notable Nulab phrases and their translation, No.2:
“Q&A Session” = We’ll tell you the questions to ask, just nod in agreement when we give you the answers.
That “handful of people” wouldn’t be labour supporters, by any chance…..?
Well the very little bit that has been published about it says ‘ he was pleased not to be grilled about Afghanistan’
What limp rags of people were they not to ask him questions about Why are we there (when 10 of our soldiers dies in helmand for 150 voters = 15 voters for each soldiers) ?- Why do our troops not have proper equipment?- Why is he clawing back benefits and compensation payments from permanently injured soldiers?- Why is he claiming £130K expenses every year and brainless kevan £150K every year when they is forcing our lads onto the breadline? and on and on…………..
Reminds me of that anti Vietnam war poster of a soldier being shot with the word “WHY” written on it, an up dated version could have a picture of useless Bob on it with similar sentiment.
Good to see him visit a war zone.
Wish he would visit the warzone , and be transported about in one of those tin can helicopters we are having to hire.
And then forced to travel in one of those unprotected 4 wheel drives that our lads are getting blown to bits in from IED’s. Put him in it on his own , alone, and make him drive it around Helmand.
That should concentrate his mind!!!!
modded. How did that happen?
I only said that I wish bob ‘aintbustinagut’ would visit a war zone and that they would ferry him about in one of those ukrainian tincan helicopters that our lads are having to use.
Then he should be transported in the 4 wheel drives (unprotected) that our lads are having to use and which the IED’s are havingso much success against.
I thought this experience would concentrate bob’s mind.
Sadly Nell, even helicoptors are no longer safe. We recently had to undertake an operation to relieve a forward operations base under siege by the Taleban,so it could be resupplied. It took a company level action to do so. The journalist with the unit reported the story and has immediately had his accreditation withdrawn.
The MOD have posted a version of events on their website. Nice to know their news management team is on the job.
that was because you smoke too much chronic.
how many times do I have to tell you? go easy on that shit motherfucker.
You don’t want to smoke chronic.
He’d belt you one if you set fire to one end of him and sucked on the other.
I will not belt you, I will have you stoned.
:-)
After due and careful deliberation of all available opinions aired here,i have reached the conclusion that none of the three mainstream parties offer any real hope of establishing an honest and representative democracy. It would seem to be a choice of which caretakers shall we elect to oversee our submersion into the European superstate. Good or bad,that is the future that is now dawning. The electorate appear to be reluctant to embrace any radical alternative. That is understandable given the cossetted lifestyle we have enjoyed for the lifetime of most Britons. Voting for any radical alternative would involve great upheaval,and it seems that the majority are unwilling to take that risk. The nation shall be held in the balance,and found wanting. Thank fuck all those dead defenders of the realm,are not here to witness the result of the sacrifice they made.
You are absolutely right – we feel exactly the same way.
Which is why we’re going abroad to live.
chutney farms could be the answer, specifically fig chutney
Don’t blame you in the least mate. It’s rapidly approaching the time of look after you and your own. The concept of society fit for decent people is receding to the other side of your front door.
That would make a great yard sign or bumber sticker ‘The concept of society fit for decent people is receding to the other side of your front door’
Lord Mandelson’s possible escape route from the House of Lords to the Commons is to be blocked by Jack Straw, justice secretary, in a move that could finally dash any prospect of the first secretary becoming Labour leader.
http://www.ft.com
He’ll retire to a life of luxury in Montenegro.
Under EU rule,he could well be Lord high protectorer for region number 13,previously known as Norfolk
We don’t want him anywhere near East Anglia!. Anyway he wouldn’t like norfolk – people there are too honest.
I wonder if his real ambition is to step in and become the UK candidate for EU president if/when Tone’s candidacy is scuppered by a referral to the Hague or similar scandal
Message to Pharoh Brown !
You have sold my children into debt ridden slavery, let my children go you mad bastard !
He has feathered his nest and is going to move on to become the chancellor of the EUSSR. It’s why he’s no longer answering any questions of importance to Britain.
Sorry modern day moses but I think it will be a few generations before the yoke of debt slavery is lifted from your children,it all started in america………………………..
A tenner I contrib’d! Does that qualify me for a pair of Jacqui’s pants, Japanese style? If not, howabout a consolation prize of Raw Meat III? Go on Guido, you know it makes sense.
Come on tone,ya know there is no such thing as a free lunch in a pretty straight kinda market !
Tony,
Ann Widdecombe is selling her old bloomers screen printed “they shall not pass” for under a tenner, I could prolly get you a “buy one get one free” deal for a tenner.
I seem to have struck a nerve. Just so I know the rules, exactly what part of my comment caused offence? And where did that exciting video go?
“Showing the way by example…”
Yes I see that.
LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Surely this is a lot simpler than the lawyers suggest
As Home Sec she had 24/7 protection from the Met. They will therefore have detailed records of where she was at every stage and the financial records for the officers claims etc. Get those and you have complete pattern of movement.
This is assuming that the Met want to give you the details of how their VIPs move around?
I’m sure an FoI asking the Met how many nights she spent at her “First” home and how many at her “Second” might elicit something without giving too many of their secret away…
Guido,
I am deeply gladdened to hear your update on these matters.
I am also keeping a keen eye on “the lord of darkness” and his sticky little fingers, he is careful but as you say, predictable.
Again thanks for the update; good to know the scum in Westminster are still set firm for a culling, let alone a nice little bit of little mental torture on the lead up.
This thing on?
Congratulations on the new total. Up from 11500 to 13000 in just one month. That’s nearly fifty quid a day. At least Mr. Galley will eat this month. He looks skinny.
So where are these details posted again?
I was a mod once but I kept on falling off my scooter.
Is that you Pete??
You can get a modification for bent and twisted syndrome TaT and but plastic surgery can be addictive, yes. Like the real Cindy or whatever her name was.
BtW in answer to your query it’s called Pyrones or summit? God forbid, eh.