Friday Caption Contest (O-bum-er Edition)
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Bill Gross, the world’s biggest bond investor says…
“I would vote Labour. Favouring employment versus the financial markets is a decent policy; certainly not beneficial for the currency or the gilt market but beneficial for the people,”
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
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What do you mean you have already been there!
It’s a caption contest Hardwidge, Half-wit more like.
Obamessiah: “Gee, 8 inches oughta sort her out”
Tee heee hee he he! O Bum er! IT SOUNDS LIKE BUM!!!!!
BUM! Don’t you see? BUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
At least he ain’t looking at Sarkozy;s Co-k I am sure a few English Politicians could oblige.
“Yes, eet’s a claseeeeeeek, that arse. Eet’s a RENAULT MEGANE!
Andy Coulson is swinging in the breeze.
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/111971/Kelly-s-book-of-secrets
WEAPONS inspector David Kelly was writing a book exposing highly damaging government secrets before his mysterious death.
He was intending to reveal that he warned Prime Minister Tony Blair there were no weapons of mass destruction anywhere in Iraq weeks before the British and American invasion.
He had several discussions with a publisher in Oxford and was seeking advice on how far he could go without breaking the law on secrets.
David Kelly was murdered, do you know who did it?
Andy Coulson steals and profits from the theft of personal information including private medical records. This crime is punishable by a term in prison of two years.
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Pantaloon
Charles, you are a twat of the first degree.
Sarko to Obama “If you look the other way, Gordon is checking out your arse”
Fantastic I heard a rumour that it was all Navy in the Labour Party
Obama to Sarkozy:
“Shall we toss to see who takes it intern?”
Tony b-liar must have sanctioned it !
That’s a seriously rubbish caption.
You’re seriously gullible
Thats a really catchy caption there Charles
Wheyy Hey!!! It’s the Lord Wankus, on sparkling form. All bow down in worship.
That has to be the most concise and pithy caption I’ve ever read!
You’re unbelievably gullible, do you swallow air too?
Obama and Gordon are true heroes. Cameron is certainly not.
Charles are you really dim or are you taking the piss? Get back to your computer games, you know the one about the teletubbies
The picture says that Obama is a cretin.
He also got in trouble for patronising women in his presidential campaign team, if I remember rightly
Your glorious leader Brown is a war criminal.
And you cheerleading for a war criminal makes you what exactly, Charles?
One a day.
Thats the tally for fine young British troops being killed for the vanity of your unmandated leader.
You are a disgrace.
To Fred. Breaking news. According to Colonel Bob Stewart on L.B.C. this evening the Army has been placed on a WAR footing but Brown did not tell the public this particular piece of information. Colonel Stewart also warned that there will be an announcement of further casualties in the next 24 hours. This story needs to be all over the news now so people know that as far as the Army are concerned WE ARE AT WAR IN AFGHANISTAN!!!!!
Ian Fletcher
Planes out of the Yemen fall apart.
In the sixties no-one gave a flying f ck about British deaths.
Now this starve acre country is a wasteland
Good.
May Afghanistan follow the same fate.
Gordon Brown and Charles Manson are an inspiration.
Dr Shipman is my father.
Myra Hindley is my mother.
GO FUCK YOURSELF SHORT WIDGE
That’s not very nice, is it.
That’s a great joke Charlie. Now fuck of back to LiarList
Smart Arse.
Sorry, when I typed Leaders my mind was blank. I of course meant autocue readers, as that is their sole skill.
That doesn’t really work as a caption either Charles.
Try something like:
Obama: You would, wouldn’t you?
Burlesconi: I did mate, I did…
You forgot to add the last part of your message, “if you are a lemming!”
Twat more like!
Where are your ‘graphics fidelity’ citations?
Who thick can you get Feelgood?
How the Hell do you think you’re calling thick?
Quite a profound question for a Friday aft
Charles what relevance does this have to a caption competition?
The only Hardwidge in this picture is in Sarko’s pants! Carla will be pleased. as for Michele she’ll probably want BO to buy another puppy.
Obama hasn’t done anything yet and the only place Gordon is leading us to is “hell in a hand cart”
“Gee before this the prize asshole I have seen at the meeting was Gordon Brown.”
The Beast seems to have summed me/Charles Goebbels up perfectly. I am indeed a ‘boring cocksucker’ and the rest.
And they threw me out of Games Workshop at lunchtime because of my pee smelling brown slacks and dog breath. I changed my t-shirt to a bright yellow ‘Mandelson – Prince of Truth’ though.
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
I’m sending her to Kenya, I can’t stand the whining, let her get it out of her system, I don’t care, really, it’s her body.
I don’t think you will win the caption competition with this effort?
Ps: ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
Yes, I’m afraid this is me as well, not very good material is it? Ed makes me do it.
God I hate myself and I want to die.
‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!
Kenya’s a lovely country the men are very tall some of them, why shouldn’t she go if she wants to.
She keeps muttering about Coulson, I don’t know.
Putt in,
What sort of a caption is that?
I am getting a bit worried that because of all the hatred directed at him charles might top himself.
it would saves us the price of a length of rope though….
Who is this Charles halfwatt ?( as in bright as a half watt bulb)
What does he want?
Why does he come here?
The Beast will be looking after and medicating his mothers cats this weekend.
despite being senile they not only display a better grasp of the world as it is they are far more entertaining.
So just fuck off you boring cocksucker
You are remarkably self aware.
Gordon isn’t a leader. Gordon is a moron.
I agree
Hello John!
Hello
Charles, you are a twat of the first degree.
Sarko to Obama “If you look the other way, Gordon is checking out your arse”
Hardwedge do you like the idea of anal with Mctwat or something?
I am picking up a waft of something.
It wouldn’t kill Charlie Farley aka Master Baiter to enter a little into the spirit of things. If the intention is to spoil the blog (difficult to say in view of the amateurish trolling) then a banning’s in order.
Yeah, Guido ban Doctor Mick, please!
No, don’t ban the Masturbator, that would merely be reducing this blog to the same level as his repressive heroes – why not stick him in an electronic sin-bin for a week: in other words, automatically redirect his spams and give him his own blog. Who knows, he may even attract a cult following of rubbernecking readers, before his arid, supercilious and repetitive prose style and lack of meaningful content drives them away. Let him corrode himself in the oxygen of publicity. Give the **** a taste of the free market instead of riding on the back of someone else’s captivated audience. Let’s see how well this drone can write and put across ‘his’ ideas when denied the ability to slander, divert, and annoy this blog’s readership in real time.
Should be riveting stuff.
Can I just say that I think its really good that the mentally disabled feel they are able to contribute to this blog.
Well done Charles.
Can you dance?
i see you baby shakin that ass shakin that ass , i see you baby shakin that ass ,shakin that ass …………………..
“Shall we toss to see who takes it intern?” LMAO. Post 282 should win the prize.
I did not have sexual relationships with that woman…
What a bummer!
Sarkozy thinking..”Is that really Charles Clarke over there. I must say hello”
Obama: ‘I have the same see-through bottom piece which I wore when an infidel she-male in a Paki madrassah.’
Sarkozy: ‘je voudrais vous voir dans cela maintenant.’
Obama finds a new use of the words: “Quantatitive Easing”
He’s not black, you racist Nazi scum.
His mother was white.
And his father was a Muslim, once a Muslim always a Muslim
Typical dude then. Or is that sexist?
You’re out of order.
Hmm. I wrote the above in reply to a posting that has evaporated.
OK, nothing to see here, back to your lesbian videos…
Feck off back to your smelly UAF mates, you politically correct Gramscian tit.
hello Damian
But only on Mondays
Obama “That sure ain’t the ass of that fag-hag minger Sarah Brown LOL”
Does my bum look big in this?
Give me my skirt back, you fat bitch.
Your bum looks huge in everything Sarah.
“And that reminds me – Silvio is up for a pool party this evening…”
USA & France agree on International Affairs
Priceless!
classic
Sarkozy says: Yes Obama, she’s safe from Peter Mandelson AND Gordon Brown.
“Ugandan discussions” surely?
[To Sarkozy] Can we do it? Yes we can!
Guess whose car her knickers are still in
seulement un peu extra tippy-toe et j’attain le bon position …..
One-Legged Hostess Meets three-Legged Presidents
..that’s not Lady Mucca is it mon ami?
‘I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny,that when a girl walks in with a iddy biddy waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG…..’
My lawyers will be in touch
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!. Why does Rap sound better with the sound down…. AND
2. Play Ballamory over this. It fits Beeuutifully….
JUST TRY IT!!
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Cut me some slack G, I dont want to end up like no TU PAC,you know wot me sayin.
Baron Mixalot
That butt aint ripe enough
Obamah jus want to get him sum white pussy
the arsedacity of hope
Spot the arse competion.
Maxmum points for indicating the 2 biggest arses.
Got them both. Ta ……………..
Hey baby, have you got any african-american in you?
Would you like some?
Obama “Hey lady you farted in front of me.Didn’t you realise it was my turn?”
Did she just Fart?
Barack thinks about having a skinny white italiano…..
Mine’s an Americano without sugar babe.
‘Hey Baby, want to see me moon walk?’
Owwwwww! Chamone mofos heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee
Check out Drudge, excellent link to ABC News cover up. One wonders what Obama would have to do to turn the US media against him?
Why can’t I just eat my waffle?
A nice arse, oh and a short arse – just be a second Sarky
Oh no! Who let Heather Mills in?
That’s a nice piece of Veal Sarko, shshhs dont tell Gordon his convenient better half, never use his family, will puke at the thought.
Come on Bro let’s go pray to Mecca for a bit of white meat tonight.
I just wanna be your back-door man……
“Nicolas, we must keep a close eye on Silvio’s cabinet”
“Obviously in need of the smack of firm government, eh, Nicholas?”
B.O. I could get four of those in Michelle’s knickers.
Sarko. mmmmm, I have!
Both the president of france and the president of the USA had to be reminded of the ‘look but don’t touch’ rule on a number of occassions throughout the meeting. Then they all went to Silvio’s place where that rule is not enforced.
Obama “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”
Yet!!!
Dear Diary
Today has started a bit better than yesterday when they made me stand on the back step well away from Obami. But I tried my best, in my most awkward and socially inept way, to hide my dissapointment – just like nurse has been showing me.
No, today I met Gadafi, and began to feel like a statesman striding the global stage yet again. I told him that I admired him for his decision to abandon his nuclear program. He asked me what anti-psychosis medication I was taking because he was in rampant need of it. I was happy to share.
I also announced that I would lose some of Britains nuclear capability in the hope that it would deter Iran from building theirs. And they call me completely detached from reality! Huh! I hope Obami was listening. I do hope that I get to be in a photo with him while I’m here.
Love Gordon
Snappy
Zero: “Monica’s lost a lot of weight!”
You leave my lovely Monica out of it. AC1.
Blow me! I wouldn’t Harm Monica.
Can you reschedule my meeting with the Prime Minister? I’ve decided to do the Pink first and Brown second.
In off?
A short pink is always better to go for than a long brown.
First seen on Reddit yesterday.
http://imgur.com/h6X31.jpg
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/8zsyr/come_on_guys_play_it_coo_heeeelllooo_pic/
Guido credit your source!
http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/8zsyr/come_on_guys_play_it_coo_heeeelllooo_pic/
Too late Obama, wanna smell my finger?
I like the caption on Drudge Report: “Second Stimulus”
Her name is Mayara Tavares (17 years old)
Here is her face for these of you who are interested
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/3703818717_951157fc96.jpg?v=0
Here is Gordon touching her up??:
http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/3703818873_02a3496735.jpg
Gordon looks happy about it.
Nicolas, we have to make sure that at this conference the anus is on franco-british relations. Did I say something funny?
ah damn meant franco-american!
Here is Gordon touching her up??:
http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/3703818873_02a3496735.jpg
Gordon looks happy about it.
Why is Alastair Darling wearing a Sikh motorcycle helmet?
“Don’t even think about it Obama, I hear Gordon Brown gave her one last week no one wants to touch anything he has fucked, ask any of his potential successors”
Obama – “I don’t remember bringing the kids new puppy with us”
Stop looking at that woman’s bottom you pervert.
Look at mine!
Expect to see snotty in a little black off the shoulder number soon.
How dare that wench distract Oblimey from his number one fan.
Well if he is looking at her arse, its just history repeating itself ?
“Yo Blair”
“Mmmmmmm mmm. Girlfriend, somebody in yaw family, ain’t white!”
That’s a discerning racist comment and I’m not going to report you for it.
Sarkozi – ” Eee whore, eee whore, eer whore” Obama -” I wish I was a male donkey on that ass”
POTUS thanks the lord that Cherie Blair is not on this p1ss up.
BO: Time to show off my Stimulus package!
NS: I thought that was only to Spend on American products?
Everytime I see an arse I think of Gordon Brown
Every time I think of Gordon Brown I see a baboon’s arse.
Schwing!
‘O’bunnynation’
‘Honey-bunny in the money’
Either way, I’ve nicked the pic because it’s so great.
Obama – “she walked straight past and ignored me”. sarkozi- ” She is nart in too le bow leggerd men it zeems”
Frontal version:
http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/2_obama-g8.jpg
God, look at Gordo
That reminds me, where’s that asshole Brown?
best yet
Should be
“Where’s that Brown Asshole”
Ass Hoooooooooole
The dealing rooms are well-alive today, I can see.
Ho! that reminds me, we got peaches and cream for lunch
‘Now that’s more like it, a much better offering than the huge dung hampers on offer from old ‘Obama Beach’ Brown’s Mrs. (the one who isn’t used for public and political purposes eh!?).
Bush told me some real horror stories about Tony’s old lady, jeez the last time anyone saw an ass that big, Captain Ahab was pulling a harpoon out of it!’.
Thar she blows!
Obama: “Oh shit! And I promised Michelle that I wouldn’t behave like Berlusconi”
Sarkozy: “Marks out of two?”
Obama: “I’d give her one.”
Harriet Harmon……My G8 Dream.
Sorry, that should be: Harriet Harmon’s G8 Dream.
Yo Sarko! You can stick your croissants, check out the buns on this! Yeoow!
Hmm! I wonder if she has also done away with bush?
Give that man a cigar!
Mate thats the winner
Or should that be “Weiner”?
I did not have sexual intercourse with that lady.
That reminds me…what time does the fun start at Silvio’s
Is that bin laden?
Sarcozy, Yes, I laid it last night.
Quick run Gordon’s coming
Nice hair, come on a motorbike?
I wonder if she’d like a job as an intern?
“My knees are knockin’ but I can’t come in “
‘Is that Gordon Brown in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’
Lord Mandyboy’s latest shemale companion confuses leader of the free world!!!
Sarko – Nice ass.
‘Bama – Hell yeah, oh, err, thanks!
Sarkozy: “It’s no good doing that with your legs. We can all see your trouser tent.”
Q – ‘Would mine’s bum look big in that?’…
A – ‘Quell horreur!’
Sorry to be ungallant, but I have about had it up to HERE with certain gushing media foisting a couple of G8 Leaders’ arm-handy clothes horses (in every sense of the word) on the public as ’style icons’ at every daft opportunity.
Annie Body pays the G8 a visit.
Shocking – fancy wearing flip-flops to a summit
That colour is SO last summit
Winner!
Where da white wimminz at?
Obama: I’d tap that!
Sarkozi: Moi aussi!
let me at them white women
Oabama: “I bang that when Michelle isn’t around”
Sarkozy: “nice”
We could call it the G8 climax.
O M thinks, ‘Wonder if that Coulson guy can get me her number ‘!
Do’h! Busted.
YES WE CAN!
Redhead goes for a Brazillian.
That reminds me I must return that Brit slapper Home Secretarys home videos she lent to me and Michelle.
She is attractive but to my eyes not as attractive as world leader Gordon Brown. He is the leader offering stability (no ‘bust’ with Gordon!), strength and progress, he is the leader who got rid of all that nasty yellow scrap metal that the Bank of England had in its cellar, doubled the rate of income tax for the poorest workers so they would have to feed at Gordon’s generous hand, sent all those horrible squaddies away to war without kit and destroyed the pension funds into which poor people had put their savings, so they too will feed at Gordon’s bountiful table, and that is why, today, he is so popular with the British electorate.
Go for it, Gordon!
So North Korean, CH, amazing. Love you to bits. Keep up the good work, buddy. With twats like you we’re home and dry!
Caption, ” Well she’s no Gordon’s beard”.
Whoops, Hardofthinking, your opener was so lifelike! Nice job!
Obama: Wonder if she’d fancy a cigar
Mine’s a Cigarillo
I see Papa has brought his children to the summit.
It’s not a caption, but I do wish we had a heterosexual government in the UK again.
With a bit of tweaking you could actually make that work as a caption :-)
Sorry – again? Michael Portillo, Ted Heath, MacMillan…. When did we have one?
Lloyd George – couldn’t keep his hands off well-bred gels.
Gladstone – preferred women of the street.
The Duke of Wellington – though he didn’t object if his soldiers went on Madelsonian manoeuvres.
Messiah contemplates parting The Red Sea.
lol indeed
Obama:How much for that ass honey!!!
Sarkozy:i will ask Silvio
Obama: ‘The makeover is fine Hillary.’
Now that’s what I call hot, and I ain’t going to vote to cool it down.
The new Italian Finance Minister was enjoying her first G8 conference. It was the first time in ages she’d been in front of a roomful of men who hadn’t stuffed ten euro notes in her garter belt.
LOL!!
Obama > “I’d do to her what Gordon’s done to his economy.”
“Did you hear that fart?”
“Yes, what a stinker”
What a bitch. If only I had a skirt like that.
Why “it” is hard for the leaders of the G8.
Say what you like about P2 – they sure can organise a party.
Sarkozi – Barak are you thinking what I’m thinking
Oh wow, that looks a lot like Larry Sinclair’s who I have never met.
yes we can
After three days of discussions two of the G8 Leaders have come to an agreement on one thing.
The Conservative Party’s shadow arts minister and vice-chairman, Boris Johnson, has been sacked over claims he had an affair.
He wasn’t sacked for the affair he ws sacked for LYING about the affair. Which by the way was carried out in the office, literally.
New news. Thanks for that.
I’ve got some old news that needs repeating too:
Gordon Brown is a cu*t
It’s disgusting and all because they bugged him!
He is indeed, even admits it himself!
Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho, likey very much.
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121
The adulation of Zero by the press is sickening! The video looks worse to me!
Teabaggers! they just luuurve to teabag. They teabag all day long.
How did the world manage to continue without all those pampered twats ?
If only we had the pretzel choking warcriminal back ?
Everything would be juuuuuust great.
“Obama on the look out for new ass to have a special relationship with.”
That’s Ed Hallam isn’t it?
lunch? yeh. I have a fancy for a loosely packed kebab … easy on the mayo though.
Gee Aite that Summit?
Not another scandal?
Let’s call it “Bum-G8″
Guido, at the City Breakfast yesterday morning with Paul Murphy of FT’s Alphaville and John Isaby of ConservativeHome, you engaged the audience with an impressive statement regarding your income with a claim along the lines of:
“…There are several national newspapers that publish front page stories that don’t have my name in the by-line, but they still send me the cheques…”
Would you be happy to clarify which national newspapers you work for, and which stories/features you wrote? Seems a shame not to take credit for such high profile work. Which journalists are quoted in the by-line in Guido’s place?
The video will be up on Gorkana shortly…
Not unless you pay. :) The features have my name on them, the news stories don’t. You try and guess.
Hey Sarko! How much do you charge if I take Carla from behind?
Obama to Sarkozy ; ‘So thats a Brazilian – an she is also Brazilian!’
Watch out it might be bugged.
Barry says “Is that Crystal Defanti?”
Sarko replies “Yes, Silvio says he needs to find out what they teach to primary school pupils in America”.
Obama: Wow! Look at the ass on that!
Sarkozy: Have le Pentagone feeted you wiz X-rey Googles tu?
“Michelle asked if I’d fancy a Brazilian”
G8 leaders put Silvio’s masterclass into practice
If only I was the President of Italy!
Obamamessiah to Sarko: Silvio’s a lucky bastard. If I had one of those in my office, Michelle would have my balls for gumbo.
Hey Sarko been loving the fois gras an’ all but I think tonight amma gonna go Greek
Dear All
Obama suffers from stiffy attack brought on by hay fever!
Dear All
Obama attends G8 to push for ass reform in third world countries.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Invitation only blog now, eh?
I wonder why.
Dear Grim Reaper
It is getting split into two blogs.
One will be the normal one and the other detailing corruption with University of Glasgow documents.
Once that is done every MP and MSP will get an invite to view it before the public.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
O/T but what the hell!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5794908/MPs-expenses-Alan-and-Ann-Keen-face-formal-sleaze-investigation.html
MPs’ expenses: Alan and Ann Keen face formal sleaze investigation
Alan and Ann Keen, the Labour MPs, are to have their expenses investigated by the parliamentary sleaze watchdog.
Looks like Mr and Mrs Expenses might be in a little more trouble… :-)
leftwingviews.BBC.co.uk’s headline is “MPs Ann and Alan Keen win court battle to take back their house from squatters”
All Labour, All the time.
George Osborne is being investigated by the same committee because he fiddled his claims. When will they be reporting? What will their conclusion be. What if Murdoch is seduced back to the Labour fold.
Wait and see.
thought you were meant to be boruing us with the Coulson non-story all day?
You must be desperate.
Well if you insist.
Have you noticed Andy Coulson (salary £450,000 p.a.) does not deny knowing about the illegal hacking and blagging, for example stealing and disclosing personal medical records that went on while he was ‘in charge’ at the august and honourable rag he edited?
No you probably haven’t. Well the rest of the country is going to know and it’s going to stick to Cameron’s heavily hairsprayed hair like an almighty stench. Where eh eh eh air is trust? Now the Tory brand is bust, etc.
Murdoch’s going to hang Coulson out to dry.
I’ve just sucked a grubby old tramp clean as a whistle.
And now back to my game of Warhammer!
MB
for such a vital story you couldn’t even be bothered to stay past 6pm yesterday to spin it.
Yawn
of course not, it was past his bedtime
Dear All
Obama stares at ass and asks ‘where’s the british arsehole’?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for human Rights at Glasgow University
That’s a good one. Now you’re getting into proper spirit.
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/07/2-world-leaders-demonstrate-2-ways-of.html
See your problem Nick. She’s still taller than you even without high heels.
I could sure Michael JaXon that!
I’ll need a smoke after that.
Dear All
Osborne model gatecrashes G8 to show that ‘wallpaper dresses’ can compliment even the most cost effective brothel employees.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Sheesh, the sight of that lovely ass has given me a semi, need to crouch over a little to cover it up…if I stare for much longer it’ll turn into a full on throbbing boner but I just can’t take my eyes off it!
Dear All
Obama’s eyesight problem causes him to raise leg to focus vision.
President’s Doctors hail breakthrough.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear All
French President smiles as he prepares some Yago for Obama’s wife.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
GEORGE LAIRD: CAMPAIGN FOR HUMORLESS SHITE AT GLASGOW UNIVERSITY !
Dear Kick
I hate jealously such as yours, it is so London Tory.
Accept it, you see people of talent as a threat.
I don’t aspire so you’re safe with your jelly babies.
You come across as a real hoon here.
Have a cup of tea.
And a kit kat.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Obama: “Nice bit of ass, eh Sarko, though I bet that limey faggot Gordon wouldn’t be interested”
first!
Jeez, anyone for Silvio’s sloppy seconds!
Dear All
Obama considers ‘War on Ass’ as the bearded Muslim fighters never make the Paris Fashion Shows and wear bad hats.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Girl with nice arse makes a beeline for Frank Dobson
Obama about to succumb to the original and authentic ‘Blunkett braille’ method of chat up and grab a fine piece of ass
to the right – the arzzzz have it, the arse have it!!
OBAMA:
‘Can I smell your Fanny?’
GIRL:
‘No you can’t’
OBAMA:
‘Oh,it must be your feet then’
Guardian readers appalled by blatant display of heterosexuality:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2009/jul/10/obama-photograph-controversy
Brown at the G8 shows once again that he is sad f’uck Billy-no-mates
http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=119579
Dont those people ever stop dancing?
Sarkozy: “Look at the size of zat ass Monsieur Presidente!”
Obama: “Yup, it’s as full and dirty as Prescott’s voicemail inbox”
Apologies for o/t but just fell across this piece of Chekist nonsense
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/georgemonbiot/2009/jul/08/climate-denial-astroturfers-pseudonyms?showallcomments=true&commentpage=15&commentposted=1
Commented thusly:
“First time I’ve really taken a close look at you… your smug authoritarianism really is quite appalling…time to look at your personal ‘carbon footprint’ methinks.
There can be no doubt that hypocrisy will prove a large part of the mix…I actually ignored you because I saw you as a harmless diversion…a sort of upper middle class Fred Kite.
The real science is against you and becoming increasingly so on a daily basis….hmmm, deniers, an interesting word and very much a double edged sword”
How could I have missed Hoonitude of such Magnitude? I checked out a few of his other ‘writings’…this guy is a total dick and possibly dangerous too…needs putting on a ‘watch list’ or two.
Things really are worse than I thought, and I thought we were totally in the shit.
We’ll see how long the comment stands…to think I’ve read the Graun once or twice…it was a long time ago…I didn’t realise just how low they’d sunk.
I’d have thought the real fun comes later.
Another bloody ex-public school toff telling the workers what to do. Who voted for him? Democracy? Why doesn’t he become an MP? Maybe he just wants to talk down to us without the bother of a mandate from the people.
Fuck him…like I’ve said I looked at some of his other stuff…I can’t really see that setting him on fire/bovine excrement outmouthly balance.
Far more carbon/methane neutral to just torch that mofo, (obviously a joke, no way would I advocate real violence against such a Barbie Doll).
Damn it’s hard concentrating on posting about a total arsehole with a real nice arse in front of me saying, ‘go on, press the button, you know you want to’
Still at least this arse isn’t pouting.
38 minutes to get modded…what utter wankers they are :-)
She’s an Aussie spy you know, spent the night with the England bowlers and shagged them senseless – seems to have worked.
Obama- ” Have my Close Protection Team invite her to my room” Sarkozy- ” They already did and she’s just returning”
ummmm, she’s only 16
“She’s too old for Silvio.”
“You said there was a swing to the right in Europe, Nicolas?”
Day-um! How would you like to be the Presidential Piece?
“Time to reduce temperatures I think”
I bet you Obama didnt look at the one eyed Hoon’s hag with such lust.
My Doris is not amused.
“Isn’t that one of Berlusconi’s prostitutes ?”
OBAMA: “Careful — Gordon Brown was standing there a few minutes ago….”
Obama: (Speaking through the tiny microphone in his lapel)
“Secret Service detachment. Quick – it’s an emergency: bring me my anti-erection pants!!”
Sarkozy: Let you into a secret – I get Carla to play the guitar when I want to make it go away.
Obama : oh was she a redhead ?
Obama : Hazel Blears look realy good now she’s not a thieving scumbag politcian !
Obama- ” Give me a country where I can be free, I don’t want a union bothering me”
“Zere goes ze Italian Ministair of Sport, Barack. I sink zat you and me we ‘ave to shange our ideas, eh?”
“So that’s what quantitative easing looks like….”
Great makeover Gordon … but I still don’t fancy you.
Just like clinton I think I should splash out on a new dress.
That’s helluva contribution to the greenhouse effect!
I think this caption competition follows Mrnington Crescent rules.
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Just can’t get that damn Bush out of my head….
My God, that’s the skinniest elbow I’ve ever seen!
Obama says…..”What an arse!…. …………, that Gordon is”!