July 10th, 2009

Friday Caption Contest (O-bum-er Edition)


314 Comments

  1. 1
    Close all Quangos says:

    What do you mean you have already been there!

  2. 2
    Mr Leatherhead says:

    What a bummer!

  3. 3

    Obama finds a new use of the words: “Quantatitive Easing”

  4. 4
    Captain Nitpicker says:

    He’s not black, you racist Nazi scum.
    His mother was white.

  5. 5
    Grrr says:

    “And that reminds me – Silvio is up for a pool party this evening…”

  6. 6
    Whiffler says:

    USA & France agree on International Affairs

  7. 7
    PT Barnham's shit shoveller says:

    [To Sarkozy] Can we do it? Yes we can!

  8. 8
    the last remaining rag merchant says:

    Guess whose car her knickers are still in

  9. 9
    Nestor Mahkhno says:

    seulement un peu extra tippy-toe et j’attain le bon position …..

  10. 10
    Disco Biscuit says:

    One-Legged Hostess Meets three-Legged Presidents

  11. 11
    So17 says:

    ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny,that when a girl walks in with a iddy biddy waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG…..’

  12. 12
    J.D. says:

    the arsedacity of hope

  13. 13
    Sniper says:

    Spot the arse competion.

    Maxmum points for indicating the 2 biggest arses.

  14. 14
    Bernard Manning says:

    Hey baby, have you got any african-american in you?

    Would you like some?

  15. 15
    Sir Mixalot says:

    My lawyers will be in touch

  16. 16
    Sarah Palin says:

    Obama “Hey lady you farted in front of me.Didn’t you realise it was my turn?”

  17. 17
    T Osspot says:

    It’s a caption contest Hardwidge, Half-wit more like.

  18. 18
    PT Barnham's shit shoveller says:

    That’s a seriously rubbish caption.

  19. 19
    General Franco says:

    Did she just Fart?

  20. 20
    Purpleline says:

    And his father was a Muslim, once a Muslim always a Muslim

  21. 21
    Groucho says:

    Thats a really catchy caption there Charles

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Barack thinks about having a skinny white italiano…..

  23. 23
    Bubbles says:

    ‘Hey Baby, want to see me moon walk?’

  24. 24
    Trough Mixture says:

    Why can’t I just eat my waffle?

  25. 25
    Dorian Smith says:

    A nice arse, oh and a short arse – just be a second Sarky

  26. 26
    Paul says:

    Oh no! Who let Heather Mills in?

  27. 27
    Purpleline says:

    That’s a nice piece of Veal Sarko, shshhs dont tell Gordon his convenient better half, never use his family, will puke at the thought.

    Come on Bro let’s go pray to Mecca for a bit of white meat tonight.

  28. 28
    Wayne Kerr says:

    Wheyy Hey!!! It’s the Lord Wankus, on sparkling form. All bow down in worship.

    That has to be the most concise and pithy caption I’ve ever read!

  29. 29

    Obama and Gordon are true heroes. Cameron is certainly not.

  30. 30
    mary_huff says:

    I just wanna be your back-door man……

  31. 31

    That’s a great joke Charlie. Now fuck of back to LiarList

  32. 32
    M says:

    “Nicolas, we must keep a close eye on Silvio’s cabinet”

  33. 33
    bandersnatch says:

    “Obviously in need of the smack of firm government, eh, Nicholas?”

  34. 34
    Anonymouse says:

    Smart Arse.

  35. 35

    Sorry, when I typed Leaders my mind was blank. I of course meant autocue readers, as that is their sole skill.

  36. 36
    FireForce says:

    B.O. I could get four of those in Michelle’s knickers.
    Sarko. mmmmm, I have!

  37. 37
    with all due respect says:

    Both the president of france and the president of the USA had to be reminded of the ‘look but don’t touch’ rule on a number of occassions throughout the meeting. Then they all went to Silvio’s place where that rule is not enforced.

  38. 38
  39. 39
    Steve Expat says:

    That doesn’t really work as a caption either Charles.

    Try something like:

    Obama: You would, wouldn’t you?
    Burlesconi: I did mate, I did…

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    You forgot to add the last part of your message, “if you are a lemming!”

  41. 41
    Anonymouse says:

    Mine’s an Americano without sugar babe.

  42. 42
    Bill says:

    Obama “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”

  43. 43
    Gordons Diary - 10th July says:

    Dear Diary

    Today has started a bit better than yesterday when they made me stand on the back step well away from Obami. But I tried my best, in my most awkward and socially inept way, to hide my dissapointment – just like nurse has been showing me.

    No, today I met Gadafi, and began to feel like a statesman striding the global stage yet again. I told him that I admired him for his decision to abandon his nuclear program. He asked me what anti-psychosis medication I was taking because he was in rampant need of it. I was happy to share.

    I also announced that I would lose some of Britains nuclear capability in the hope that it would deter Iran from building theirs. And they call me completely detached from reality! Huh! I hope Obami was listening. I do hope that I get to be in a photo with him while I’m here.

    Love Gordon

  44. 44

    Zero: “Monica’s lost a lot of weight!”

  45. 45

    Can you reschedule my meeting with the Prime Minister? I’ve decided to do the Pink first and Brown second.

  46. 46

    You leave my lovely Monica out of it. AC1.

  47. 47
    Anonymouse says:

    Charles are you really dim or are you taking the piss? Get back to your computer games, you know the one about the teletubbies

  48. 48
  49. 49
  50. 50
    Wayne Kerr says:

    The picture says that Obama is a cretin.

    He also got in trouble for patronising women in his presidential campaign team, if I remember rightly

  51. 51
    Toady says:

    Typical dude then. Or is that sexist?

  52. 52
    Maybe Tomorrow says:

    Too late Obama, wanna smell my finger?

  53. 53
    Scott says:

    I like the caption on Drudge Report: “Second Stimulus”

  54. 54
    Southbound M25 says:

    Her name is Mayara Tavares (17 years old)

    Here is her face for these of you who are interested

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/3703818717_951157fc96.jpg?v=0

    Here is Gordon touching her up??:

    Gordon looks happy about it.

  55. 55
    E&WTory says:

    Nicolas, we have to make sure that at this conference the anus is on franco-british relations. Did I say something funny?

  56. 56
    Southbound M25 says:

    Here is Gordon touching her up??:

    Gordon looks happy about it.

  57. 57

    “Don’t even think about it Obama, I hear Gordon Brown gave her one last week no one wants to touch anything he has fucked, ask any of his potential successors”

  58. 58
    Pete-s says:

    Obama – “I don’t remember bringing the kids new puppy with us”

  59. 59
    E&WTory says:

    ah damn meant franco-american!

  60. 60
    Gordon Brown (homosexual:1st Class) says:

    Stop looking at that woman’s bottom you pervert.
    Look at mine!

  61. 61
    insert-coin-here says:

    Expect to see snotty in a little black off the shoulder number soon.

    How dare that wench distract Oblimey from his number one fan.

  62. 62
    Harri says:

    Well if he is looking at her arse, its just history repeating itself ?

    “Yo Blair”

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    “Mmmmmmm mmm. Girlfriend, somebody in yaw family, ain’t white!”

  64. 64
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Sarkozi – ” Eee whore, eee whore, eer whore” Obama -” I wish I was a male donkey on that ass”

  65. 65
    Jonathan Cook says:

    POTUS thanks the lord that Cherie Blair is not on this p1ss up.

  66. 66
    Lonesome Dave says:

    ..that’s not Lady Mucca is it mon ami?

  67. 67
    Shaft120 says:

    BO: Time to show off my Stimulus package!

    NS: I thought that was only to Spend on American products?

  68. 68
    Wilt says:

    Twat more like!

  69. 69
    So17 says:

    Cut me some slack G, I dont want to end up like no TU PAC,you know wot me sayin.

  70. 70
    Claimed on expenses says:

    Everytime I see an arse I think of Gordon Brown

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Schwing!

  72. 72
    TOO FAR says:

    Priceless!

  73. 73
    Dr Feelgood says:

    Where are your ‘graphics fidelity’ citations?

  74. 74

    ‘O’bunnynation’
    ‘Honey-bunny in the money’
    Either way, I’ve nicked the pic because it’s so great.

  75. 75
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Obama – “she walked straight past and ignored me”. sarkozi- ” She is nart in too le bow leggerd men it zeems”

  76. 76
    Georges says:

    Frontal version:

    God, look at Gordo

  77. 77
    obangobang says:

    That reminds me, where’s that asshole Brown?

  78. 78

    The dealing rooms are well-alive today, I can see.

  79. 79
    TOO FAR says:

    Ho! that reminds me, we got peaches and cream for lunch

  80. 80
    Olaf says:

    ‘Now that’s more like it, a much better offering than the huge dung hampers on offer from old ‘Obama Beach’ Brown’s Mrs. (the one who isn’t used for public and political purposes eh!?).

    Bush told me some real horror stories about Tony’s old lady, jeez the last time anyone saw an ass that big, Captain Ahab was pulling a harpoon out of it!’.

  81. 81
    older not wiser says:

    Charles what relevance does this have to a caption competition?

    The only Hardwidge in this picture is in Sarko’s pants! Carla will be pleased. as for Michele she’ll probably want BO to buy another puppy.

    Obama hasn’t done anything yet and the only place Gordon is leading us to is “hell in a hand cart”

  82. 82
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Obama: “Oh shit! And I promised Michelle that I wouldn’t behave like Berlusconi”

  83. 83
    obangobang says:

    Sarkozy: “Marks out of two?”

    Obama: “I’d give her one.”

  84. 84
    streamfisher says:

    Harriet Harmon……My G8 Dream.

  85. 85
    idle says:

    Obamessiah: “Gee, 8 inches oughta sort her out”

  86. 86
    irished says:

    Yo Sarko! You can stick your croissants, check out the buns on this! Yeoow!

  87. 87
    Prof. Ligate-Pisstaker says:

    Hmm! I wonder if she has also done away with bush?

  88. 88

    Sarkozy thinking..”Is that really Charles Clarke over there. I must say hello”

  89. 89
    streamfisher says:

    Sorry, that should be: Harriet Harmon’s G8 Dream.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    That reminds me…what time does the fun start at Silvio’s

  91. 91
    verticalwater says:

    Is that bin laden?

    Sarcozy, Yes, I laid it last night.

  92. 92
    FarmerGiles says:

    Quick run Gordon’s coming

  93. 93
    Scotched earth policy says:

    Nice hair, come on a motorbike?

  94. 94
    Number 6 says:

    “Gee before this the prize asshole I have seen at the meeting was Gordon Brown.”

  95. 95
    Bill Clinton says:

    Give that man a cigar!

  96. 96
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    I wonder if she’d like a job as an intern?

  97. 97
    justsurfing says:

    “My knees are knockin’ but I can’t come in “

  98. 98
    So17 says:

    ‘Is that Gordon Brown in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

  99. 99
    The Baiter's Master says:

    Lord Mandyboy’s latest shemale companion confuses leader of the free world!!!

  100. 100
    Master Baiter says:

    Andy Coulson is swinging in the breeze.

  101. 101
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Mate thats the winner
    Or should that be “Weiner”?

  102. 102
    Tankus says:

    classic

  103. 103
    Guess who says:

    You’re seriously gullible

  104. 104
    Guess who says:

    You’re unbelievably gullible, do you swallow air too?

  105. 105
    Guess who says:

    Who thick can you get Feelgood?

  106. 106

    Sarko – Nice ass.
    ‘Bama – Hell yeah, oh, err, thanks!

  107. 107
    Sir William Waad says:

    Sarkozy: “It’s no good doing that with your legs. We can all see your trouser tent.”

  108. 108
    Terrible But True says:

    Q – ‘Would mine’s bum look big in that?’…

    A – ‘Quell horreur!’

    Sorry to be ungallant, but I have about had it up to HERE with certain gushing media foisting a couple of G8 Leaders’ arm-handy clothes horses (in every sense of the word) on the public as ‘style icons’ at every daft opportunity.

  109. 109
    Johnny says says:

    Annie Body pays the G8 a visit.

  110. 110
    Guess who says:

    You’re out of order.

  111. 111
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Who is this Charles halfwatt ?( as in bright as a half watt bulb)
    What does he want?
    Why does he come here?
    The Beast will be looking after and medicating his mothers cats this weekend.
    despite being senile they not only display a better grasp of the world as it is they are far more entertaining.
    So just fuck off you boring cocksucker

  112. 112
    Trinny says:

    Shocking – fancy wearing flip-flops to a summit

  113. 113
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Baron Mixalot
    That butt aint ripe enough
    Obamah jus want to get him sum white pussy

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Where da white wimminz at?

  115. 115
    Master Baiter says:

    You are remarkably self aware.

  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Gordon isn’t a leader. Gordon is a moron.

  117. 117
    Raving Loon says:

    Obama: I’d tap that!
    Sarkozi: Moi aussi!

  118. 118
    Heinrich Himmler says:

    let me at them white women

  119. 119
    Susannah says:

    That colour is SO last summit

  120. 120
    abraham says:

    Oabama: “I bang that when Michelle isn’t around”

    Sarkozy: “nice”

  121. 121
    Hoa Xing Yu says:

    We could call it the G8 climax.

  122. 122
    backwoodsman says:

    O M thinks, ‘Wonder if that Coulson guy can get me her number ‘!

  123. 123
    Laney says:

    Do’h! Busted.

  124. 124
    James Beech says:

    YES WE CAN!

  125. 125
    The Admiral says:

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    !. Why does Rap sound better with the sound down…. AND

    2. Play Ballamory over this. It fits Beeuutifully….

    JUST TRY IT!!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  126. 126
    The Admiral says:

    Got them both. Ta ……………..

  127. 127
    Cocks in parliament says:

    Sarkozy says: Yes Obama, she’s safe from Peter Mandelson AND Gordon Brown.

  128. 128

    “Ugandan discussions” surely?

  129. 129
    Master Baiter says:

    The Beast seems to have summed me/Charles Goebbels up perfectly. I am indeed a ‘boring cocksucker’ and the rest.

    And they threw me out of Games Workshop at lunchtime because of my pee smelling brown slacks and dog breath. I changed my t-shirt to a bright yellow ‘Mandelson – Prince of Truth’ though.

  130. 130

    Blow me! I wouldn’t Harm Monica.

  131. 131
    Bod says:

    Redhead goes for a Brazillian.

  132. 132
    Petite Corona a Cuba says:

    I did not have sexual intercourse with that lady.

  133. 133
    George Osborne says:

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

    I’m sending her to Kenya, I can’t stand the whining, let her get it out of her system, I don’t care, really, it’s her body.

  134. 134
    mad fred 2 para retired says:

    Your glorious leader Brown is a war criminal.

    And you cheerleading for a war criminal makes you what exactly, Charles?

    One a day.

    Thats the tally for fine young British troops being killed for the vanity of your unmandated leader.

    You are a disgrace.

  135. 135
    I've been going out with a girl her name is Julie says:

    I agree

  136. 136
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    That reminds me I must return that Brit slapper Home Secretarys home videos she lent to me and Michelle.

  137. 137
    Captain Nitpicker says:

    Hmm. I wrote the above in reply to a posting that has evaporated.
    OK, nothing to see here, back to your lesbian videos…

  138. 138

    She is attractive but to my eyes not as attractive as world leader Gordon Brown. He is the leader offering stability (no ‘bust’ with Gordon!), strength and progress, he is the leader who got rid of all that nasty yellow scrap metal that the Bank of England had in its cellar, doubled the rate of income tax for the poorest workers so they would have to feed at Gordon’s generous hand, sent all those horrible squaddies away to war without kit and destroyed the pension funds into which poor people had put their savings, so they too will feed at Gordon’s bountiful table, and that is why, today, he is so popular with the British electorate.

    Go for it, Gordon!

  139. 139
    Pikey Bikey says:

    Why is Alastair Darling wearing a Sikh motorcycle helmet?

  140. 140
    anon says:

    Obama: Wonder if she’d fancy a cigar

  141. 141
    Anonymous says:

    I see Papa has brought his children to the summit.

  142. 142
    Richard Abbot says:

    Owwwwww! Chamone mofos heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not a caption, but I do wish we had a heterosexual government in the UK again.

  144. 144
    Bod says:

    Messiah contemplates parting The Red Sea.

  145. 145
    The U.K is Doomed!! says:

    Obama:How much for that ass honey!!!
    Sarkozy:i will ask Silvio

  146. 146
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Obama: ‘The makeover is fine Hillary.’

  147. 147
    It's all Balls says:

    Now that’s what I call hot, and I ain’t going to vote to cool it down.

  148. 148
    peter carter-fuck says:

    The new Italian Finance Minister was enjoying her first G8 conference. It was the first time in ages she’d been in front of a roomful of men who hadn’t stuffed ten euro notes in her garter belt.

  149. 149
    Charles Hardlyemployed says:

    Gordon Brown and Charles Manson are an inspiration.

  150. 150
    Putin says:

    I don’t think you will win the caption competition with this effort?

  151. 151
    oldrightie says:

    So North Korean, CH, amazing. Love you to bits. Keep up the good work, buddy. With twats like you we’re home and dry!

    Caption, ” Well she’s no Gordon’s beard”.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    That’s a discerning racist comment and I’m not going to report you for it.

  153. 153
    oldrightie says:

    Whoops, Hardofthinking, your opener was so lifelike! Nice job!

  154. 154
    Master Baiter says:

    Ps: ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

    Yes, I’m afraid this is me as well, not very good material is it? Ed makes me do it.

    God I hate myself and I want to die.

  155. 155
    Gordon Brown says:

    Mine’s a Cigarillo

  156. 156
    Master Baiter says:

    Pantaloon

  157. 157
    George Osborne says:

    ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

    Kenya’s a lovely country the men are very tall some of them, why shouldn’t she go if she wants to.
    She keeps muttering about Coulson, I don’t know.

  158. 158
    Bod says:

    Obama > “I’d do to her what Gordon’s done to his economy.”

  159. 159
    It's all Balls says:

    With a bit of tweaking you could actually make that work as a caption :-)

  160. 160
    Master Baiter says:

    Putt in,
    What sort of a caption is that?

  161. 161
    Expat says:

    Charles, you are a twat of the first degree.

    Sarko to Obama “If you look the other way, Gordon is checking out your arse”

  162. 162
    Anonymous says:

    “Did you hear that fart?”

    “Yes, what a stinker”

  163. 163
    Gordon says:

    What a bitch. If only I had a skirt like that.

  164. 164
    Expat says:

    Charles, you are a twat of the first degree.

    Sarko to Obama “If you look the other way, Gordon is checking out your arse”

  165. 165
    Southbound M25 says:

    Why “it” is hard for the leaders of the G8.

  166. 166
    Richard Abbot says:

    Check out Drudge, excellent link to ABC News cover up. One wonders what Obama would have to do to turn the US media against him?

  167. 167
    Dick the Prick says:

    Quite a profound question for a Friday aft

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry – again? Michael Portillo, Ted Heath, MacMillan…. When did we have one?

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Say what you like about P2 – they sure can organise a party.

  170. 170
    Tayto says:

    Sarkozi – Barak are you thinking what I’m thinking

  171. 171
    Sunonmars says:

    Oh wow, that looks a lot like Larry Sinclair’s who I have never met.

  172. 172
    GeeGee says:

    Snappy

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    yes we can

  174. 174
    adge says:

    After three days of discussions two of the G8 Leaders have come to an agreement on one thing.

  175. 175
    the last remaining rag merchant says:

    best yet

  176. 176
    Andy Coulson says:

    The Conservative Party’s shadow arts minister and vice-chairman, Boris Johnson, has been sacked over claims he had an affair.

  177. 177
  178. 178
    the last remaining rag merchant says:

    Should be
    “Where’s that Brown Asshole”

  179. 179
    Loofaaaa! says:

    “Obama on the look out for new ass to have a special relationship with.”

  180. 180
    Poorly Hung says:

    That’s Ed Hallam isn’t it?

  181. 181
    Petronella Wyatt says:

    He wasn’t sacked for the affair he ws sacked for LYING about the affair. Which by the way was carried out in the office, literally.

  182. 182
    gundog says:

    lunch? yeh. I have a fancy for a loosely packed kebab … easy on the mayo though.

  183. 183
    Phil_Sykes says:

    Gee Aite that Summit?

  184. 184
    Phil_Sykes says:

    Not another scandal?

    Let’s call it “Bum-G8″

  185. 185
    PT Barnham's shit shoveller says:

    Winner!

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    But only on Mondays

  187. 187
    End Of The Line says:

    New news. Thanks for that.

    I’ve got some old news that needs repeating too:

    Gordon Brown is a cu*t

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, at the City Breakfast yesterday morning with Paul Murphy of FT’s Alphaville and John Isaby of ConservativeHome, you engaged the audience with an impressive statement regarding your income with a claim along the lines of:

    “…There are several national newspapers that publish front page stories that don’t have my name in the by-line, but they still send me the cheques…”

    Would you be happy to clarify which national newspapers you work for, and which stories/features you wrote? Seems a shame not to take credit for such high profile work. Which journalists are quoted in the by-line in Guido’s place?

    The video will be up on Gorkana shortly…

  189. 189
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Hey Sarko! How much do you charge if I take Carla from behind?

  190. 190
    Sir William Waad says:

    Lloyd George – couldn’t keep his hands off well-bred gels.

    Gladstone – preferred women of the street.

    The Duke of Wellington – though he didn’t object if his soldiers went on Madelsonian manoeuvres.

  191. 191
    Verushka Banszky Von Ambroz says:

    It’s disgusting and all because they bugged him!

  192. 192
    Australian says:

    Hello John!

  193. 193
    Cream Puff says:

    Obama to Sarkozy ; ‘So thats a Brazilian – an she is also Brazilian!’

  194. 194
    Master Baiter says:

    Watch out it might be bugged.

  195. 195
    Steve Expat says:

    He is indeed, even admits it himself!

  196. 196
    Master Baiter says:

    Barry says “Is that Crystal Defanti?”

    Sarko replies “Yes, Silvio says he needs to find out what they teach to primary school pupils in America”.

  197. 197
    Smudge Grinsley says:

    Obama: Wow! Look at the ass on that!

    Sarkozy: Have le Pentagone feeted you wiz X-rey Googles tu?

  198. 198
    This man's Government is a Disaster says:

    Obama: ‘I have the same see-through bottom piece which I wore when an infidel she-male in a Paki madrassah.’

    Sarkozy: ‘je voudrais vous voir dans cela maintenant.’

  199. 199
    Sir William Waad says:

    “Michelle asked if I’d fancy a Brazilian”

  200. 200
    Charles Hardwidge says:

    Dr Shipman is my father.
    Myra Hindley is my mother.

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    G8 leaders put Silvio’s masterclass into practice

  202. 202
    tat says:

    I am getting a bit worried that because of all the hatred directed at him charles might top himself.
    it would saves us the price of a length of rope though….

  203. 203
    That's Life says:

    If only I was the President of Italy!

  204. 204
    Henry Crun says:

    Obamamessiah to Sarko: Silvio’s a lucky bastard. If I had one of those in my office, Michelle would have my balls for gumbo.

  205. 205
    Dixie Dean says:

    Hey Sarko been loving the fois gras an’ all but I think tonight amma gonna go Greek

  206. 206

    Dear All

    Obama suffers from stiffy attack brought on by hay fever!

  207. 207
    Mandy's rent boy says:

    Hardwedge do you like the idea of anal with Mctwat or something?

  208. 208

    Dear All

    Obama attends G8 to push for ass reform in third world countries.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  209. 209
    Steve Expat says:

    O/T but what the hell!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5794908/MPs-expenses-Alan-and-Ann-Keen-face-formal-sleaze-investigation.html


    MPs’ expenses: Alan and Ann Keen face formal sleaze investigation
    Alan and Ann Keen, the Labour MPs, are to have their expenses investigated by the parliamentary sleaze watchdog.

    Looks like Mr and Mrs Expenses might be in a little more trouble… :-)

  210. 210

    Dear All

    Obama stares at ass and asks ‘where’s the british arsehole’?

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for human Rights at Glasgow University

  211. 211
  212. 212
    ThatGuy says:

    See your problem Nick. She’s still taller than you even without high heels.

  213. 213
    Wild-Eyed Crombey says:

    I could sure Michael JaXon that!

  214. 214

    That’s a good one. Now you’re getting into proper spirit.

  215. 215
    Whistleblower says:

    I’ll need a smoke after that.

  216. 216

    Dear All

    Osborne model gatecrashes G8 to show that ‘wallpaper dresses’ can compliment even the most cost effective brothel employees.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  217. 217

    leftwingviews.BBC.co.uk’s headline is “MPs Ann and Alan Keen win court battle to take back their house from squatters”

    All Labour, All the time.

  218. 218
    Greasy Gusset says:

    Yet!!!

  219. 219
    Olly boy says:

    Sheesh, the sight of that lovely ass has given me a semi, need to crouch over a little to cover it up…if I stare for much longer it’ll turn into a full on throbbing boner but I just can’t take my eyes off it!

  220. 220

    The adulation of Zero by the press is sickening! The video looks worse to me!

  221. 221

    Dear All

    Obama’s eyesight problem causes him to raise leg to focus vision.

    President’s Doctors hail breakthrough.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  222. 222

    Dear All

    French President smiles as he prepares some Yago for Obama’s wife.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  223. 223
    Nick Palmer says:

    Obama: “Nice bit of ass, eh Sarko, though I bet that limey faggot Gordon wouldn’t be interested”

  224. 224
  225. 225
    Anonymous says:

    first!

  226. 226
    Politicians are only human - but at a very low level of development says:

    Jeez, anyone for Silvio’s sloppy seconds!

  227. 227
    Anonymous says:

    Obama “That sure ain’t the ass of that fag-hag minger Sarah Brown LOL”

  228. 228
    Right Bastard says:

    In off?

  229. 229

    Dear All

    Obama considers ‘War on Ass’ as the bearded Muslim fighters never make the Paris Fashion Shows and wear bad hats.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Girl with nice arse makes a beeline for Frank Dobson

  231. 231
    Anonymous says:

    Feck off back to your smelly UAF mates, you politically correct Gramscian tit.

  232. 232
    Anonymous says:

    LOL!!

  233. 233
    Right Bastard says:

    Every time I think of Gordon Brown I see a baboon’s arse.

  234. 234
    So17 says:

    Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho, likey very much.

  235. 235
    Brooned off says:

    Obama about to succumb to the original and authentic ‘Blunkett braille’ method of chat up and grab a fine piece of ass

  236. 236
    Baby Fokker says:

    Ass Hoooooooooole

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    hello Damian

  238. 238
    Sarah Brown says:

    Does my bum look big in this?

  239. 239
    Multiple Miggs says:

    I am picking up a waft of something.

  240. 240
    Gordon Brown says:

    Give me my skirt back, you fat bitch.

  241. 241
    Anonymousse says:

    to the right – the arzzzz have it, the arse have it!!

  242. 242
    Right Bastard says:

    Thar she blows!

  243. 243
    So17 says:

    OBAMA:
    ‘Can I smell your Fanny?’

    GIRL:
    ‘No you can’t’

    OBAMA:
    ‘Oh,it must be your feet then’

  244. 244
    Anonymous says:

    Guardian readers appalled by blatant display of heterosexuality:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2009/jul/10/obama-photograph-controversy

  245. 245
    Anonymous says:

    Brown at the G8 shows once again that he is sad f’uck Billy-no-mates

    http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=119579

  246. 246
    Doctor Mick says:

    It wouldn’t kill Charlie Farley aka Master Baiter to enter a little into the spirit of things. If the intention is to spoil the blog (difficult to say in view of the amateurish trolling) then a banning’s in order.

  247. 247
    Troof says:

    Dont those people ever stop dancing?

  248. 248
    Eileen Critchley says:

    Can I just say that I think its really good that the mentally disabled feel they are able to contribute to this blog.

    Well done Charles.

    Can you dance?

  249. 249
    Doctor Mick says:

    Sarkozy: “Look at the size of zat ass Monsieur Presidente!”

    Obama: “Yup, it’s as full and dirty as Prescott’s voicemail inbox”

  250. 250
    g1lgam3sh says:

    Apologies for o/t but just fell across this piece of Chekist nonsense

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/georgemonbiot/2009/jul/08/climate-denial-astroturfers-pseudonyms?showallcomments=true&commentpage=15&commentposted=1

    Commented thusly:

    “First time I’ve really taken a close look at you… your smug authoritarianism really is quite appalling…time to look at your personal ‘carbon footprint’ methinks.

    There can be no doubt that hypocrisy will prove a large part of the mix…I actually ignored you because I saw you as a harmless diversion…a sort of upper middle class Fred Kite.

    The real science is against you and becoming increasingly so on a daily basis….hmmm, deniers, an interesting word and very much a double edged sword”

    How could I have missed Hoonitude of such Magnitude? I checked out a few of his other ‘writings’…this guy is a total dick and possibly dangerous too…needs putting on a ‘watch list’ or two.

    Things really are worse than I thought, and I thought we were totally in the shit.

  251. 251
    Master Baiter says:

    George Osborne is being investigated by the same committee because he fiddled his claims. When will they be reporting? What will their conclusion be. What if Murdoch is seduced back to the Labour fold.
    Wait and see.

  252. 252
    g1lgam3sh says:

    We’ll see how long the comment stands…to think I’ve read the Graun once or twice…it was a long time ago…I didn’t realise just how low they’d sunk.

  253. 253
    Master Baiter says:

    Yeah, Guido ban Doctor Mick, please!

  254. 254
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    How the Hell do you think you’re calling thick?

  255. 255
    Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

    I’d have thought the real fun comes later.

  256. 256
    resurgemus says:

    thought you were meant to be boruing us with the Coulson non-story all day?

  257. 257
    Jilted says:

    Hello

  258. 258
    Master Baiter says:

    You must be desperate.

    Well if you insist.
    Have you noticed Andy Coulson (salary £450,000 p.a.) does not deny knowing about the illegal hacking and blagging, for example stealing and disclosing personal medical records that went on while he was ‘in charge’ at the august and honourable rag he edited?

    No you probably haven’t. Well the rest of the country is going to know and it’s going to stick to Cameron’s heavily hairsprayed hair like an almighty stench. Where eh eh eh air is trust? Now the Tory brand is bust, etc.

    Murdoch’s going to hang Coulson out to dry.

  259. 259
    It's all Balls says:

    She’s an Aussie spy you know, spent the night with the England bowlers and shagged them senseless – seems to have worked.

  260. 260
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Obama- ” Have my Close Protection Team invite her to my room” Sarkozy- ” They already did and she’s just returning”

  261. 261
    Master Baiter says:

    I’ve just sucked a grubby old tramp clean as a whistle.

    And now back to my game of Warhammer!

  262. 262
    Horny Handed Son of Toil says:

    Another bloody ex-public school toff telling the workers what to do. Who voted for him? Democracy? Why doesn’t he become an MP? Maybe he just wants to talk down to us without the bother of a mandate from the people.

  263. 263

    ummmm, she’s only 16

  264. 264
    Your leaders should be in prison says:

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/111971/Kelly-s-book-of-secrets

    WEAPONS inspector David Kelly was writing a book exposing highly damaging government secrets before his ­mysterious death.

    He was intending to reveal that he warned Prime Minister Tony Blair there were no weapons of mass destruction anywhere in Iraq weeks before the ­British and American invasion.

    He had several discussions with a publisher in Oxford and was seeking advice on how far he could go without breaking the law on secrets.

  265. 265
    Master Baiter says:

    David Kelly was murdered, do you know who did it?

  266. 266
    Steve Davis says:

    A short pink is always better to go for than a long brown.

  267. 267
    Andy Coulson says:

    Andy Coulson steals and profits from the theft of personal information including private medical records. This crime is punishable by a term in prison of two years.

    Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.

  268. 268
    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    No, don’t ban the Masturbator, that would merely be reducing this blog to the same level as his repressive heroes – why not stick him in an electronic sin-bin for a week: in other words, automatically redirect his spams and give him his own blog. Who knows, he may even attract a cult following of rubbernecking readers, before his arid, supercilious and repetitive prose style and lack of meaningful content drives them away. Let him corrode himself in the oxygen of publicity. Give the **** a taste of the free market instead of riding on the back of someone else’s captivated audience. Let’s see how well this drone can write and put across ‘his’ ideas when denied the ability to slander, divert, and annoy this blog’s readership in real time.

    Should be riveting stuff.

  269. 269
    resurgemus says:

    MB

    for such a vital story you couldn’t even be bothered to stay past 6pm yesterday to spin it.

    Yawn

  270. 270
    Obama Beach Boy says:

    “You said there was a swing to the right in Europe, Nicolas?”

  271. 271
    peter carter-fuck says:

    Your bum looks huge in everything Sarah.

  272. 272
    TheCaptain says:

    Day-um! How would you like to be the Presidential Piece?

  273. 273
    Obama Beach Boy says:

    “She’s too old for Silvio.”

  274. 274
    Nicolas Sarkozy says:

    “Time to reduce temperatures I think”

  275. 275
    NeoConservative humour is the funningest in the world says:

    Tee heee hee he he! O Bum er! IT SOUNDS LIKE BUM!!!!!

    BUM! Don’t you see? BUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

  276. 276
    g1lgam3sh says:

    Fuck him…like I’ve said I looked at some of his other stuff…I can’t really see that setting him on fire/bovine excrement outmouthly balance.

    Far more carbon/methane neutral to just torch that mofo, (obviously a joke, no way would I advocate real violence against such a Barbie Doll).

    Damn it’s hard concentrating on posting about a total arsehole with a real nice arse in front of me saying, ‘go on, press the button, you know you want to’

    Still at least this arse isn’t pouting.

  277. 277
    emboriako says:

    I bet you Obama didnt look at the one eyed Hunt’s hag with such lust.

  278. 278
    NeoConservative humour is the funningest in the world says:

    Teabaggers! they just luuurve to teabag. They teabag all day long.

    How did the world manage to continue without all those pampered twats ?

    If only we had the pretzel choking warcriminal back ?
    Everything would be juuuuuust great.

  279. 279
    Horace Norris says:

    My Doris is not amused.

  280. 280
    caesars wife says:

    i see you baby shakin that ass shakin that ass , i see you baby shakin that ass ,shakin that ass …………………..

  281. 281
    Anonymous says:

    Obama to Sarkozy:

    “Shall we toss to see who takes it intern?”

  282. 282
    g1lgam3sh says:

    38 minutes to get modded…what utter wankers they are :-)

  283. 283
    Berlusconi's Penis Pump Implant says:

    “Isn’t that one of Berlusconi’s prostitutes ?”

  284. 284

    OBAMA: “Careful — Gordon Brown was standing there a few minutes ago….”

  285. 285
    Smiley In Your Stout says:

    Obama: (Speaking through the tiny microphone in his lapel)

    “Secret Service detachment. Quick – it’s an emergency: bring me my anti-erection pants!!”

    Sarkozy: Let you into a secret – I get Carla to play the guitar when I want to make it go away.

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    of course not, it was past his bedtime

  287. 287
    kick one they all limp says:

    Obama : oh was she a redhead ?

  288. 288
    STATE MURDERER says:

    Tony b-liar must have sanctioned it !

  289. 289
    MI6 says:

    At least he ain’t looking at Sarkozy;s Co-k I am sure a few English Politicians could oblige.

  290. 290
    Kick one they all limp says:

    GO FUCK YOURSELF SHORT WIDGE

  291. 291
    MI6 says:

    Fantastic I heard a rumour that it was all Navy in the Labour Party

  292. 292
    Kick one they all limp says:

    Obama : Hazel Blears look realy good now she’s not a thieving scumbag politcian !

  293. 293
    Small bear says:

    To Fred. Breaking news. According to Colonel Bob Stewart on L.B.C. this evening the Army has been placed on a WAR footing but Brown did not tell the public this particular piece of information. Colonel Stewart also warned that there will be an announcement of further casualties in the next 24 hours. This story needs to be all over the news now so people know that as far as the Army are concerned WE ARE AT WAR IN AFGHANISTAN!!!!!

  294. 294
    Kick one they all limp says:

    GEORGE LAIRD: CAMPAIGN FOR HUMORLESS SHITE AT GLASGOW UNIVERSITY !

  295. 295

    Dear Kick

    I hate jealously such as yours, it is so London Tory.

    Accept it, you see people of talent as a threat.

    I don’t aspire so you’re safe with your jelly babies.

    You come across as a real hoon here.

    Have a cup of tea.

    And a kit kat.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  296. 296
    barefootcontessa says:

    Obama says…..”What an arse!…. …………, that Gordon is”!

  297. 297

    Not unless you pay. :) The features have my name on them, the news stories don’t. You try and guess.

  298. 298
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Obama- ” Give me a country where I can be free, I don’t want a union bothering me”

  299. 299
    The Grim Reaper says:

    Invitation only blog now, eh?

    I wonder why.

  300. 300
    George Laird says:

    Dear Grim Reaper

    It is getting split into two blogs.

    One will be the normal one and the other detailing corruption with University of Glasgow documents.

    Once that is done every MP and MSP will get an invite to view it before the public.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  301. 301
    petuniabean says:

    “Zere goes ze Italian Ministair of Sport, Barack. I sink zat you and me we ‘ave to shange our ideas, eh?”

  302. 302
    with all due respect says:

    lol indeed

  303. 303
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    “So that’s what quantitative easing looks like….”

  304. 304
    Cloyingly sanctimonious says:

    That’s not very nice, is it.

  305. 305
    pigs in space says:

    Great makeover Gordon … but I still don’t fancy you.

  306. 306
    Anonymous says:

    “Shall we toss to see who takes it intern?” LMAO. Post 282 should win the prize.

  307. 307
    FarmerGiles says:

    Just like clinton I think I should splash out on a new dress.

  308. 308
    Old Grumpy says:

    That’s helluva contribution to the greenhouse effect!

  309. 309
    bandersnatch says:

    I think this caption competition follows Mrnington Crescent rules.

  310. 310
    barefootcontessa says:

    “Yes, eet’s a claseeeeeeek, that arse. Eet’s a RENAULT MEGANE!

  311. 311

    […] 11th, 2009 Explain this One to Michelle So the explanation for staring at the Brazilian girl’s ass was that he was moving out of her way.  Sure he was.  So now explain his point of view in […]

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    I did not have sexual relationships with that woman…

  313. 313
    Anonymous says:

    Just can’t get that damn Bush out of my head….

  314. 314
    Anonymous says:

    Ian Fletcher
    Planes out of the Yemen fall apart.
    In the sixties no-one gave a flying f ck about British deaths.
    Now this starve acre country is a wasteland
    Good.
    May Afghanistan follow the same fate.

  315. 315
    Anonymous says:

    My God, that’s the skinniest elbow I’ve ever seen!


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