July 10th, 2009

Friday Caption Contest (O-bum-er Edition)


315 Comments

  1. 1
    Close all Quangos says:

    What do you mean you have already been there!

    • 17
      T Osspot says:

      It’s a caption contest Hardwidge, Half-wit more like.

      • 85
        idle says:

        Obamessiah: “Gee, 8 inches oughta sort her out”

        • 275
          NeoConservative humour is the funningest in the world says:

          Tee heee hee he he! O Bum er! IT SOUNDS LIKE BUM!!!!!

          BUM! Don’t you see? BUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

        • 289
          MI6 says:

          At least he ain’t looking at Sarkozy;s Co-k I am sure a few English Politicians could oblige.

        • 310
          barefootcontessa says:

          “Yes, eet’s a claseeeeeeek, that arse. Eet’s a RENAULT MEGANE!

      • 100
        Master Baiter says:

        Andy Coulson is swinging in the breeze.

        • 264
          Your leaders should be in prison says:

          http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/111971/Kelly-s-book-of-secrets

          WEAPONS inspector David Kelly was writing a book exposing highly damaging government secrets before his ­mysterious death.

          He was intending to reveal that he warned Prime Minister Tony Blair there were no weapons of mass destruction anywhere in Iraq weeks before the ­British and American invasion.

          He had several discussions with a publisher in Oxford and was seeking advice on how far he could go without breaking the law on secrets.

        • 265
          Master Baiter says:

          David Kelly was murdered, do you know who did it?

        • 267
          Andy Coulson says:

          Andy Coulson steals and profits from the theft of personal information including private medical records. This crime is punishable by a term in prison of two years.

          Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.

      • 156
        Master Baiter says:

        Pantaloon

      • 164
        Expat says:

        Charles, you are a twat of the first degree.

        Sarko to Obama “If you look the other way, Gordon is checking out your arse”

      • 281
        Anonymous says:

        Obama to Sarkozy:

        “Shall we toss to see who takes it intern?”

      • 288
        STATE MURDERER says:

        Tony b-liar must have sanctioned it !

    • 18
      PT Barnham's shit shoveller says:

      That’s a seriously rubbish caption.

    • 21
      Groucho says:

      Thats a really catchy caption there Charles

    • 28
      Wayne Kerr says:

      Wheyy Hey!!! It’s the Lord Wankus, on sparkling form. All bow down in worship.

      That has to be the most concise and pithy caption I’ve ever read!

    • 29

      Obama and Gordon are true heroes. Cameron is certainly not.

      • 47
        Anonymouse says:

        Charles are you really dim or are you taking the piss? Get back to your computer games, you know the one about the teletubbies

      • 50
        Wayne Kerr says:

        The picture says that Obama is a cretin.

        He also got in trouble for patronising women in his presidential campaign team, if I remember rightly

      • 134
        mad fred 2 para retired says:

        Your glorious leader Brown is a war criminal.

        And you cheerleading for a war criminal makes you what exactly, Charles?

        One a day.

        Thats the tally for fine young British troops being killed for the vanity of your unmandated leader.

        You are a disgrace.

        • 293
          Small bear says:

          To Fred. Breaking news. According to Colonel Bob Stewart on L.B.C. this evening the Army has been placed on a WAR footing but Brown did not tell the public this particular piece of information. Colonel Stewart also warned that there will be an announcement of further casualties in the next 24 hours. This story needs to be all over the news now so people know that as far as the Army are concerned WE ARE AT WAR IN AFGHANISTAN!!!!!

        • 314
          Anonymous says:

          Ian Fletcher
          Planes out of the Yemen fall apart.
          In the sixties no-one gave a flying f ck about British deaths.
          Now this starve acre country is a wasteland
          Good.
          May Afghanistan follow the same fate.

      • 149
        Charles Hardlyemployed says:

        Gordon Brown and Charles Manson are an inspiration.

      • 200
        Charles Hardwidge says:

        Dr Shipman is my father.
        Myra Hindley is my mother.

      • 290
        Kick one they all limp says:

        GO FUCK YOURSELF SHORT WIDGE

    • 31

      That’s a great joke Charlie. Now fuck of back to LiarList

    • 34
      Anonymouse says:

      Smart Arse.

    • 35

      Sorry, when I typed Leaders my mind was blank. I of course meant autocue readers, as that is their sole skill.

      • 39
        Steve Expat says:

        That doesn’t really work as a caption either Charles.

        Try something like:

        Obama: You would, wouldn’t you?
        Burlesconi: I did mate, I did…

    • 40
      Anonymous says:

      You forgot to add the last part of your message, “if you are a lemming!”

    • 68
      Wilt says:

      Twat more like!

    • 73
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Where are your ‘graphics fidelity’ citations?

    • 81
      older not wiser says:

      Charles what relevance does this have to a caption competition?

      The only Hardwidge in this picture is in Sarko’s pants! Carla will be pleased. as for Michele she’ll probably want BO to buy another puppy.

      Obama hasn’t done anything yet and the only place Gordon is leading us to is “hell in a hand cart”

    • 94
      Number 6 says:

      “Gee before this the prize asshole I have seen at the meeting was Gordon Brown.”

      • 129
        Master Baiter says:

        The Beast seems to have summed me/Charles Goebbels up perfectly. I am indeed a ‘boring cocksucker’ and the rest.

        And they threw me out of Games Workshop at lunchtime because of my pee smelling brown slacks and dog breath. I changed my t-shirt to a bright yellow ‘Mandelson – Prince of Truth’ though.

        • 133
          George Osborne says:

          ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

          I’m sending her to Kenya, I can’t stand the whining, let her get it out of her system, I don’t care, really, it’s her body.

        • 150
          Putin says:

          I don’t think you will win the caption competition with this effort?

        • 154
          Master Baiter says:

          Ps: ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

          Yes, I’m afraid this is me as well, not very good material is it? Ed makes me do it.

          God I hate myself and I want to die.

        • 157
          George Osborne says:

          ‘Ere stop messin’ abahht!

          Kenya’s a lovely country the men are very tall some of them, why shouldn’t she go if she wants to.
          She keeps muttering about Coulson, I don’t know.

        • 160
          Master Baiter says:

          Putt in,
          What sort of a caption is that?

        • 202
          tat says:

          I am getting a bit worried that because of all the hatred directed at him charles might top himself.
          it would saves us the price of a length of rope though….

    • 111
      The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

      Who is this Charles halfwatt ?( as in bright as a half watt bulb)
      What does he want?
      Why does he come here?
      The Beast will be looking after and medicating his mothers cats this weekend.
      despite being senile they not only display a better grasp of the world as it is they are far more entertaining.
      So just fuck off you boring cocksucker

    • 116
      Anonymous says:

      Gordon isn’t a leader. Gordon is a moron.

    • 161
      Expat says:

      Charles, you are a twat of the first degree.

      Sarko to Obama “If you look the other way, Gordon is checking out your arse”

    • 207
      Mandy's rent boy says:

      Hardwedge do you like the idea of anal with Mctwat or something?

    • 239
      Multiple Miggs says:

      I am picking up a waft of something.

    • 246
      Doctor Mick says:

      It wouldn’t kill Charlie Farley aka Master Baiter to enter a little into the spirit of things. If the intention is to spoil the blog (difficult to say in view of the amateurish trolling) then a banning’s in order.

      • 253
        Master Baiter says:

        Yeah, Guido ban Doctor Mick, please!

        • 268
          stilyagi_air_corps says:

          No, don’t ban the Masturbator, that would merely be reducing this blog to the same level as his repressive heroes – why not stick him in an electronic sin-bin for a week: in other words, automatically redirect his spams and give him his own blog. Who knows, he may even attract a cult following of rubbernecking readers, before his arid, supercilious and repetitive prose style and lack of meaningful content drives them away. Let him corrode himself in the oxygen of publicity. Give the **** a taste of the free market instead of riding on the back of someone else’s captivated audience. Let’s see how well this drone can write and put across ‘his’ ideas when denied the ability to slander, divert, and annoy this blog’s readership in real time.

          Should be riveting stuff.

    • 248
      Eileen Critchley says:

      Can I just say that I think its really good that the mentally disabled feel they are able to contribute to this blog.

      Well done Charles.

      Can you dance?

    • 280
      caesars wife says:

      i see you baby shakin that ass shakin that ass , i see you baby shakin that ass ,shakin that ass …………………..

    • 306
      Anonymous says:

      “Shall we toss to see who takes it intern?” LMAO. Post 282 should win the prize.

    • 312
      Anonymous says:

      I did not have sexual relationships with that woman…

  2. 2
    Mr Leatherhead says:

    What a bummer!

    • 88

      Sarkozy thinking..”Is that really Charles Clarke over there. I must say hello”

    • 198
      This man's Government is a Disaster says:

      Obama: ‘I have the same see-through bottom piece which I wore when an infidel she-male in a Paki madrassah.’

      Sarkozy: ‘je voudrais vous voir dans cela maintenant.’

  3. 3

    Obama finds a new use of the words: “Quantatitive Easing”

  4. 4
    Captain Nitpicker says:

    He’s not black, you racist Nazi scum.
    His mother was white.

  5. 5
    Grrr says:

    “And that reminds me – Silvio is up for a pool party this evening…”

  6. 6
    Whiffler says:

    USA & France agree on International Affairs

  7. 7
    PT Barnham's shit shoveller says:

    [To Sarkozy] Can we do it? Yes we can!

  8. 8
    the last remaining rag merchant says:

    Guess whose car her knickers are still in

  9. 9
    Nestor Mahkhno says:

    seulement un peu extra tippy-toe et j’attain le bon position …..

  10. 10
    Disco Biscuit says:

    One-Legged Hostess Meets three-Legged Presidents

  11. 11
    So17 says:

    ‘I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny,that when a girl walks in with a iddy biddy waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG…..’

  12. 12
    J.D. says:

    the arsedacity of hope

  13. 13
    Sniper says:

    Spot the arse competion.

    Maxmum points for indicating the 2 biggest arses.

  14. 14
    Bernard Manning says:

    Hey baby, have you got any african-american in you?

    Would you like some?

  15. 16
    Sarah Palin says:

    Obama “Hey lady you farted in front of me.Didn’t you realise it was my turn?”

  16. 19
    General Franco says:

    Did she just Fart?

  17. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Barack thinks about having a skinny white italiano…..

  18. 23
    Bubbles says:

    ‘Hey Baby, want to see me moon walk?’

    • 142
      Richard Abbot says:

      Owwwwww! Chamone mofos heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee

    • 166
      Richard Abbot says:

      Check out Drudge, excellent link to ABC News cover up. One wonders what Obama would have to do to turn the US media against him?

  19. 24
    Trough Mixture says:

    Why can’t I just eat my waffle?

  20. 25
    Dorian Smith says:

    A nice arse, oh and a short arse – just be a second Sarky

  21. 26
    Paul says:

    Oh no! Who let Heather Mills in?

  22. 27
    Purpleline says:

    That’s a nice piece of Veal Sarko, shshhs dont tell Gordon his convenient better half, never use his family, will puke at the thought.

    Come on Bro let’s go pray to Mecca for a bit of white meat tonight.

  23. 30
    mary_huff says:

    I just wanna be your back-door man……

  24. 32
    M says:

    “Nicolas, we must keep a close eye on Silvio’s cabinet”

  25. 33
    bandersnatch says:

    “Obviously in need of the smack of firm government, eh, Nicholas?”

  26. 36
    FireForce says:

    B.O. I could get four of those in Michelle’s knickers.
    Sarko. mmmmm, I have!

  27. 37
    with all due respect says:

    Both the president of france and the president of the USA had to be reminded of the ‘look but don’t touch’ rule on a number of occassions throughout the meeting. Then they all went to Silvio’s place where that rule is not enforced.

  28. 42
    Bill says:

    Obama “I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”

  29. 43
    Gordons Diary - 10th July says:

    Dear Diary

    Today has started a bit better than yesterday when they made me stand on the back step well away from Obami. But I tried my best, in my most awkward and socially inept way, to hide my dissapointment – just like nurse has been showing me.

    No, today I met Gadafi, and began to feel like a statesman striding the global stage yet again. I told him that I admired him for his decision to abandon his nuclear program. He asked me what anti-psychosis medication I was taking because he was in rampant need of it. I was happy to share.

    I also announced that I would lose some of Britains nuclear capability in the hope that it would deter Iran from building theirs. And they call me completely detached from reality! Huh! I hope Obami was listening. I do hope that I get to be in a photo with him while I’m here.

    Love Gordon

  30. 44

    Zero: “Monica’s lost a lot of weight!”

  31. 45

    Can you reschedule my meeting with the Prime Minister? I’ve decided to do the Pink first and Brown second.

  32. 48
  33. 49
  34. 52
    Maybe Tomorrow says:

    Too late Obama, wanna smell my finger?

  35. 53
    Scott says:

    I like the caption on Drudge Report: “Second Stimulus”

  36. 54
    Southbound M25 says:

    Her name is Mayara Tavares (17 years old)

    Here is her face for these of you who are interested

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2559/3703818717_951157fc96.jpg?v=0

    Here is Gordon touching her up??:
    http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/3703818873_02a3496735.jpg

    Gordon looks happy about it.

  37. 55
    E&WTory says:

    Nicolas, we have to make sure that at this conference the anus is on franco-british relations. Did I say something funny?

  38. 56
    Southbound M25 says:

    Here is Gordon touching her up??:
    http://images.quickblogcast.com/35238-32833/3703818873_02a3496735.jpg

    Gordon looks happy about it.

  39. 57

    “Don’t even think about it Obama, I hear Gordon Brown gave her one last week no one wants to touch anything he has fucked, ask any of his potential successors”

  40. 58
    Pete-s says:

    Obama – “I don’t remember bringing the kids new puppy with us”

  41. 60
    Gordon Brown (homosexual:1st Class) says:

    Stop looking at that woman’s bottom you pervert.
    Look at mine!

  42. 61
    insert-coin-here says:

    Expect to see snotty in a little black off the shoulder number soon.

    How dare that wench distract Oblimey from his number one fan.

  43. 62
    Harri says:

    Well if he is looking at her arse, its just history repeating itself ?

    “Yo Blair”

  44. 63
    Anonymous says:

    “Mmmmmmm mmm. Girlfriend, somebody in yaw family, ain’t white!”

    • 152
      Anonymous says:

      That’s a discerning racist comment and I’m not going to report you for it.

  45. 64
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Sarkozi – ” Eee whore, eee whore, eer whore” Obama -” I wish I was a male donkey on that ass”

  46. 65
    Jonathan Cook says:

    POTUS thanks the lord that Cherie Blair is not on this p1ss up.

  47. 67
    Shaft120 says:

    BO: Time to show off my Stimulus package!

    NS: I thought that was only to Spend on American products?

  48. 70
    Claimed on expenses says:

    Everytime I see an arse I think of Gordon Brown

  49. 71
    Anonymous says:

    Schwing!

  50. 74

    ‘O’bunnynation’
    ‘Honey-bunny in the money’
    Either way, I’ve nicked the pic because it’s so great.

  51. 75
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Obama – “she walked straight past and ignored me”. sarkozi- ” She is nart in too le bow leggerd men it zeems”

  52. 76
  53. 77
    obangobang says:

    That reminds me, where’s that asshole Brown?

  54. 78

    The dealing rooms are well-alive today, I can see.

  55. 79
    TOO FAR says:

    Ho! that reminds me, we got peaches and cream for lunch

  56. 80
    Olaf says:

    ‘Now that’s more like it, a much better offering than the huge dung hampers on offer from old ‘Obama Beach’ Brown’s Mrs. (the one who isn’t used for public and political purposes eh!?).

    Bush told me some real horror stories about Tony’s old lady, jeez the last time anyone saw an ass that big, Captain Ahab was pulling a harpoon out of it!’.

  57. 82
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Obama: “Oh shit! And I promised Michelle that I wouldn’t behave like Berlusconi”

  58. 83
    obangobang says:

    Sarkozy: “Marks out of two?”

    Obama: “I’d give her one.”

  59. 84
    streamfisher says:

    Harriet Harmon……My G8 Dream.

  60. 86
    irished says:

    Yo Sarko! You can stick your croissants, check out the buns on this! Yeoow!

  61. 87
    Prof. Ligate-Pisstaker says:

    Hmm! I wonder if she has also done away with bush?

  62. 90
    Anonymous says:

    That reminds me…what time does the fun start at Silvio’s

  63. 91
    verticalwater says:

    Is that bin laden?

    Sarcozy, Yes, I laid it last night.

  64. 92
    FarmerGiles says:

    Quick run Gordon’s coming

  65. 93
    Scotched earth policy says:

    Nice hair, come on a motorbike?

  66. 96
    DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:

    I wonder if she’d like a job as an intern?

  67. 97
    justsurfing says:

    “My knees are knockin’ but I can’t come in “

  68. 98
    So17 says:

    ‘Is that Gordon Brown in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

  69. 99
    The Baiter's Master says:

    Lord Mandyboy’s latest shemale companion confuses leader of the free world!!!

  70. 106

    Sarko – Nice ass.
    ‘Bama – Hell yeah, oh, err, thanks!

  71. 107
    Sir William Waad says:

    Sarkozy: “It’s no good doing that with your legs. We can all see your trouser tent.”

  72. 108
    Terrible But True says:

    Q – ‘Would mine’s bum look big in that?’…

    A – ‘Quell horreur!’

    Sorry to be ungallant, but I have about had it up to HERE with certain gushing media foisting a couple of G8 Leaders’ arm-handy clothes horses (in every sense of the word) on the public as ‘style icons’ at every daft opportunity.

  73. 109
    Johnny says says:

    Annie Body pays the G8 a visit.

  74. 112
    Trinny says:

    Shocking – fancy wearing flip-flops to a summit

  75. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Where da white wimminz at?

  76. 117
    Raving Loon says:

    Obama: I’d tap that!
    Sarkozi: Moi aussi!

  77. 118
    Heinrich Himmler says:

    let me at them white women

  78. 120
    abraham says:

    Oabama: “I bang that when Michelle isn’t around”

    Sarkozy: “nice”

  79. 121
    Hoa Xing Yu says:

    We could call it the G8 climax.

  80. 122
    backwoodsman says:

    O M thinks, ‘Wonder if that Coulson guy can get me her number ‘!

  81. 123
    Laney says:

    Do’h! Busted.

  82. 124
    James Beech says:

    YES WE CAN!

  83. 131
    Bod says:

    Redhead goes for a Brazillian.

  84. 136
    TheCourtOfPublicOpinion says:

    That reminds me I must return that Brit slapper Home Secretarys home videos she lent to me and Michelle.

  85. 138

    She is attractive but to my eyes not as attractive as world leader Gordon Brown. He is the leader offering stability (no ‘bust’ with Gordon!), strength and progress, he is the leader who got rid of all that nasty yellow scrap metal that the Bank of England had in its cellar, doubled the rate of income tax for the poorest workers so they would have to feed at Gordon’s generous hand, sent all those horrible squaddies away to war without kit and destroyed the pension funds into which poor people had put their savings, so they too will feed at Gordon’s bountiful table, and that is why, today, he is so popular with the British electorate.

    Go for it, Gordon!

    • 151
      oldrightie says:

      So North Korean, CH, amazing. Love you to bits. Keep up the good work, buddy. With twats like you we’re home and dry!

      Caption, ” Well she’s no Gordon’s beard”.

  86. 140
    anon says:

    Obama: Wonder if she’d fancy a cigar

  87. 141
    Anonymous says:

    I see Papa has brought his children to the summit.

  88. 143
    Anonymous says:

    It’s not a caption, but I do wish we had a heterosexual government in the UK again.

    • 159
      It's all Balls says:

      With a bit of tweaking you could actually make that work as a caption :-)

    • 168
      Anonymous says:

      Sorry – again? Michael Portillo, Ted Heath, MacMillan…. When did we have one?

      • 190
        Sir William Waad says:

        Lloyd George – couldn’t keep his hands off well-bred gels.

        Gladstone – preferred women of the street.

        The Duke of Wellington – though he didn’t object if his soldiers went on Madelsonian manoeuvres.

  89. 144
    Bod says:

    Messiah contemplates parting The Red Sea.

  90. 145
    The U.K is Doomed!! says:

    Obama:How much for that ass honey!!!
    Sarkozy:i will ask Silvio

  91. 146
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Obama: ‘The makeover is fine Hillary.’

  92. 147
    It's all Balls says:

    Now that’s what I call hot, and I ain’t going to vote to cool it down.

  93. 148
    peter carter-fuck says:

    The new Italian Finance Minister was enjoying her first G8 conference. It was the first time in ages she’d been in front of a roomful of men who hadn’t stuffed ten euro notes in her garter belt.

  94. 158
    Bod says:

    Obama > “I’d do to her what Gordon’s done to his economy.”

  95. 162
    Anonymous says:

    “Did you hear that fart?”

    “Yes, what a stinker”

  96. 163
    Gordon says:

    What a bitch. If only I had a skirt like that.

  97. 165
    Southbound M25 says:

    Why “it” is hard for the leaders of the G8.

  98. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Say what you like about P2 – they sure can organise a party.

  99. 170
    Tayto says:

    Sarkozi – Barak are you thinking what I’m thinking

  100. 171
    Sunonmars says:

    Oh wow, that looks a lot like Larry Sinclair’s who I have never met.

  101. 173
    Anonymous says:

    yes we can

  102. 174
    adge says:

    After three days of discussions two of the G8 Leaders have come to an agreement on one thing.

  103. 176
    Andy Coulson says:

    The Conservative Party’s shadow arts minister and vice-chairman, Boris Johnson, has been sacked over claims he had an affair.

    • 181
      Petronella Wyatt says:

      He wasn’t sacked for the affair he ws sacked for LYING about the affair. Which by the way was carried out in the office, literally.

    • 187
      End Of The Line says:

      New news. Thanks for that.

      I’ve got some old news that needs repeating too:

      Gordon Brown is a cu*t

  104. 177
  105. 179
    Loofaaaa! says:

    “Obama on the look out for new ass to have a special relationship with.”

  106. 180
    Poorly Hung says:

    That’s Ed Hallam isn’t it?

  107. 182
    gundog says:

    lunch? yeh. I have a fancy for a loosely packed kebab … easy on the mayo though.

  108. 183
    Phil_Sykes says:

    Gee Aite that Summit?

  109. 184
    Phil_Sykes says:

    Not another scandal?

    Let’s call it “Bum-G8″

  110. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, at the City Breakfast yesterday morning with Paul Murphy of FT’s Alphaville and John Isaby of ConservativeHome, you engaged the audience with an impressive statement regarding your income with a claim along the lines of:

    “…There are several national newspapers that publish front page stories that don’t have my name in the by-line, but they still send me the cheques…”

    Would you be happy to clarify which national newspapers you work for, and which stories/features you wrote? Seems a shame not to take credit for such high profile work. Which journalists are quoted in the by-line in Guido’s place?

    The video will be up on Gorkana shortly…

  111. 189
    Alan Philip Bonggg says:

    Hey Sarko! How much do you charge if I take Carla from behind?

  112. 193
    Cream Puff says:

    Obama to Sarkozy ; ‘So thats a Brazilian – an she is also Brazilian!’

  113. 194
    Master Baiter says:

    Watch out it might be bugged.

  114. 196
    Master Baiter says:

    Barry says “Is that Crystal Defanti?”

    Sarko replies “Yes, Silvio says he needs to find out what they teach to primary school pupils in America”.

  115. 197
    Smudge Grinsley says:

    Obama: Wow! Look at the ass on that!

    Sarkozy: Have le Pentagone feeted you wiz X-rey Googles tu?

  116. 199
    Sir William Waad says:

    “Michelle asked if I’d fancy a Brazilian”

  117. 201
    Anonymous says:

    G8 leaders put Silvio’s masterclass into practice

  118. 203
    That's Life says:

    If only I was the President of Italy!

  119. 204
    Henry Crun says:

    Obamamessiah to Sarko: Silvio’s a lucky bastard. If I had one of those in my office, Michelle would have my balls for gumbo.

  120. 205
    Dixie Dean says:

    Hey Sarko been loving the fois gras an’ all but I think tonight amma gonna go Greek

  121. 206

    Dear All

    Obama suffers from stiffy attack brought on by hay fever!

  122. 208

    Dear All

    Obama attends G8 to push for ass reform in third world countries.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

    • 299
      The Grim Reaper says:

      Invitation only blog now, eh?

      I wonder why.

      • 300
        George Laird says:

        Dear Grim Reaper

        It is getting split into two blogs.

        One will be the normal one and the other detailing corruption with University of Glasgow documents.

        Once that is done every MP and MSP will get an invite to view it before the public.

        Yours sincerely

        George Laird
        The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  123. 209
    Steve Expat says:

    O/T but what the hell!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5794908/MPs-expenses-Alan-and-Ann-Keen-face-formal-sleaze-investigation.html


    MPs’ expenses: Alan and Ann Keen face formal sleaze investigation
    Alan and Ann Keen, the Labour MPs, are to have their expenses investigated by the parliamentary sleaze watchdog.

    Looks like Mr and Mrs Expenses might be in a little more trouble… :-)

    • 217

      leftwingviews.BBC.co.uk’s headline is “MPs Ann and Alan Keen win court battle to take back their house from squatters”

      All Labour, All the time.

      • 251
        Master Baiter says:

        George Osborne is being investigated by the same committee because he fiddled his claims. When will they be reporting? What will their conclusion be. What if Murdoch is seduced back to the Labour fold.
        Wait and see.

        • 256
          resurgemus says:

          thought you were meant to be boruing us with the Coulson non-story all day?

        • 258
          Master Baiter says:

          You must be desperate.

          Well if you insist.
          Have you noticed Andy Coulson (salary £450,000 p.a.) does not deny knowing about the illegal hacking and blagging, for example stealing and disclosing personal medical records that went on while he was ‘in charge’ at the august and honourable rag he edited?

          No you probably haven’t. Well the rest of the country is going to know and it’s going to stick to Cameron’s heavily hairsprayed hair like an almighty stench. Where eh eh eh air is trust? Now the Tory brand is bust, etc.

          Murdoch’s going to hang Coulson out to dry.

        • 261
          Master Baiter says:

          I’ve just sucked a grubby old tramp clean as a whistle.

          And now back to my game of Warhammer!

        • 269
          resurgemus says:

          MB

          for such a vital story you couldn’t even be bothered to stay past 6pm yesterday to spin it.

          Yawn

        • 286
          Anonymous says:

          of course not, it was past his bedtime

  124. 210

    Dear All

    Obama stares at ass and asks ‘where’s the british arsehole’?

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for human Rights at Glasgow University

  125. 211
  126. 212
    ThatGuy says:

    See your problem Nick. She’s still taller than you even without high heels.

  127. 213
    Wild-Eyed Crombey says:

    I could sure Michael JaXon that!

  128. 215
    Whistleblower says:

    I’ll need a smoke after that.

  129. 216

    Dear All

    Osborne model gatecrashes G8 to show that ‘wallpaper dresses’ can compliment even the most cost effective brothel employees.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  130. 219
    Olly boy says:

    Sheesh, the sight of that lovely ass has given me a semi, need to crouch over a little to cover it up…if I stare for much longer it’ll turn into a full on throbbing boner but I just can’t take my eyes off it!

  131. 221

    Dear All

    Obama’s eyesight problem causes him to raise leg to focus vision.

    President’s Doctors hail breakthrough.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  132. 222

    Dear All

    French President smiles as he prepares some Yago for Obama’s wife.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

    • 294
      Kick one they all limp says:

      GEORGE LAIRD: CAMPAIGN FOR HUMORLESS SHITE AT GLASGOW UNIVERSITY !

      • 295

        Dear Kick

        I hate jealously such as yours, it is so London Tory.

        Accept it, you see people of talent as a threat.

        I don’t aspire so you’re safe with your jelly babies.

        You come across as a real hoon here.

        Have a cup of tea.

        And a kit kat.

        Yours sincerely

        George Laird
        The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  133. 223
    Nick Palmer says:

    Obama: “Nice bit of ass, eh Sarko, though I bet that limey faggot Gordon wouldn’t be interested”

  134. 226
    Politicians are only human - but at a very low level of development says:

    Jeez, anyone for Silvio’s sloppy seconds!

  135. 229

    Dear All

    Obama considers ‘War on Ass’ as the bearded Muslim fighters never make the Paris Fashion Shows and wear bad hats.

    Yours sincerely

    George Laird
    The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University

  136. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Girl with nice arse makes a beeline for Frank Dobson

  137. 235
    Brooned off says:

    Obama about to succumb to the original and authentic ‘Blunkett braille’ method of chat up and grab a fine piece of ass

  138. 241
    Anonymousse says:

    to the right – the arzzzz have it, the arse have it!!

  139. 243
    So17 says:

    OBAMA:
    ‘Can I smell your Fanny?’

    GIRL:
    ‘No you can’t’

    OBAMA:
    ‘Oh,it must be your feet then’

  140. 244
    Anonymous says:

    Guardian readers appalled by blatant display of heterosexuality:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2009/jul/10/obama-photograph-controversy

  141. 245
    Anonymous says:

    Brown at the G8 shows once again that he is sad f’uck Billy-no-mates

    http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=119579

  142. 247
    Troof says:

    Dont those people ever stop dancing?

  143. 249
    Doctor Mick says:

    Sarkozy: “Look at the size of zat ass Monsieur Presidente!”

    Obama: “Yup, it’s as full and dirty as Prescott’s voicemail inbox”

  144. 250
    g1lgam3sh says:

    Apologies for o/t but just fell across this piece of Chekist nonsense

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/georgemonbiot/2009/jul/08/climate-denial-astroturfers-pseudonyms?showallcomments=true&commentpage=15&commentposted=1

    Commented thusly:

    “First time I’ve really taken a close look at you… your smug authoritarianism really is quite appalling…time to look at your personal ‘carbon footprint’ methinks.

    There can be no doubt that hypocrisy will prove a large part of the mix…I actually ignored you because I saw you as a harmless diversion…a sort of upper middle class Fred Kite.

    The real science is against you and becoming increasingly so on a daily basis….hmmm, deniers, an interesting word and very much a double edged sword”

    How could I have missed Hoonitude of such Magnitude? I checked out a few of his other ‘writings’…this guy is a total dick and possibly dangerous too…needs putting on a ‘watch list’ or two.

    Things really are worse than I thought, and I thought we were totally in the shit.

    • 252
      g1lgam3sh says:

      We’ll see how long the comment stands…to think I’ve read the Graun once or twice…it was a long time ago…I didn’t realise just how low they’d sunk.

    • 255
      Tin Cunliffe-Arsely says:

      I’d have thought the real fun comes later.

    • 262
      Horny Handed Son of Toil says:

      Another bloody ex-public school toff telling the workers what to do. Who voted for him? Democracy? Why doesn’t he become an MP? Maybe he just wants to talk down to us without the bother of a mandate from the people.

      • 276
        g1lgam3sh says:

        Fuck him…like I’ve said I looked at some of his other stuff…I can’t really see that setting him on fire/bovine excrement outmouthly balance.

        Far more carbon/methane neutral to just torch that mofo, (obviously a joke, no way would I advocate real violence against such a Barbie Doll).

        Damn it’s hard concentrating on posting about a total arsehole with a real nice arse in front of me saying, ‘go on, press the button, you know you want to’

        Still at least this arse isn’t pouting.

  145. 259
    It's all Balls says:

    She’s an Aussie spy you know, spent the night with the England bowlers and shagged them senseless – seems to have worked.

  146. 260
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Obama- ” Have my Close Protection Team invite her to my room” Sarkozy- ” They already did and she’s just returning”

  147. 263

    ummmm, she’s only 16

  148. 270
    Obama Beach Boy says:

    “You said there was a swing to the right in Europe, Nicolas?”

  149. 272
    TheCaptain says:

    Day-um! How would you like to be the Presidential Piece?

  150. 274
    Nicolas Sarkozy says:

    “Time to reduce temperatures I think”

  151. 277
    emboriako says:

    I bet you Obama didnt look at the one eyed Hunt’s hag with such lust.

  152. 279
    Horace Norris says:

    My Doris is not amused.

  153. 283
    Berlusconi's Penis Pump Implant says:

    “Isn’t that one of Berlusconi’s prostitutes ?”

  154. 284

    OBAMA: “Careful — Gordon Brown was standing there a few minutes ago….”

  155. 285
    Smiley In Your Stout says:

    Obama: (Speaking through the tiny microphone in his lapel)

    “Secret Service detachment. Quick – it’s an emergency: bring me my anti-erection pants!!”

    Sarkozy: Let you into a secret – I get Carla to play the guitar when I want to make it go away.

  156. 287
    kick one they all limp says:

    Obama : oh was she a redhead ?

  157. 292
    Kick one they all limp says:

    Obama : Hazel Blears look realy good now she’s not a thieving scumbag politcian !

  158. 298
    Sir Mufbourne-Harbor says:

    Obama- ” Give me a country where I can be free, I don’t want a union bothering me”

  159. 301
    petuniabean says:

    “Zere goes ze Italian Ministair of Sport, Barack. I sink zat you and me we ‘ave to shange our ideas, eh?”

  160. 303
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    “So that’s what quantitative easing looks like….”

  161. 305
    pigs in space says:

    Great makeover Gordon … but I still don’t fancy you.

  162. 307
    FarmerGiles says:

    Just like clinton I think I should splash out on a new dress.

  163. 308
    Old Grumpy says:

    That’s helluva contribution to the greenhouse effect!

  164. 309
    bandersnatch says:

    I think this caption competition follows Mrnington Crescent rules.

  165. 311

    [...] 11th, 2009 Explain this One to Michelle So the explanation for staring at the Brazilian girl’s ass was that he was moving out of her way.  Sure he was.  So now explain his point of view in [...]

  166. 313
    Anonymous says:

    Just can’t get that damn Bush out of my head….

  167. 315
    Anonymous says:

    My God, that’s the skinniest elbow I’ve ever seen!


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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