July 2nd, 2009

As Guido Was Saying Before He Was Interrupted

At that debate on Tuesday, Sir Michael White interrupted Guido’s speech criticising him to such a degree that it was cut short.  So Guido sent the full text over to the Guardianistas’ to republish. Taking the fight to his own lair.

He has responded of course

What I do that really annoys Guido, Peter Oborne and other right-wing attack dogs is defend the political class as a whole from unwarranted assaults that are corrosive of democratic discourse and public trust. I don’t defend the indefensible, but I don’t hunt with the media pack either.

The Lobby is the pack, the likes of Oborne and Guido do not constitute a pack.  Read both articles and judge for yourself – you pays your money you takes your choice…


311 Comments

  1. 1

    Scary photo. Is it the dentist from Marathon Man?

    • 5
      Doctor Mick says:

      He has the tash of a old fashioned Lounge Lizard.

      • 21
        Lady Michael Shite of Farringdon says:

        I am not a hypocritical, self serving, patronising and utterly pompous fraud. How dare you impune my integrity and honesty.

        • 43
          fred trueman's ghost says:

          .. ay oop, yes you are… fookoff…

        • 237
          G Eagle Esq says:

          Excusez moi, Sir Michael – WHEN are you going to WAKE UP – does unEmployment have to reach 3 or 4 million before YOU and the Commentariat wake up

          As Richard Hannay so cannily observed in the 39 Steps (BBC 2008 Version), “What’s wrong with this Great Nation is its smugness & complacency of which (with respect) your statement is yet another example

          It is NOT unWarranted assaults that are corrosive of democratic discourse and public trust

          It is entirely Warranted attacks on these wRetches

        • 248
          thick as thieves says:

          come the revolution this establishment patsy is going to be tap dancing from the end of a rope.
          the mothefucker will be tap dancing better than fred astaire.
          oh and how the crowds will cheer and laugh with delight!
          treacherous apologists like mr white are a growing cancer in our democracy.
          subversive fucking c’unts like white have had their day and look at the mess the cripples have made of it.

          note to michael white: fuck off you old duffer.
          you have lost your marbles old man and are making a right fucking spluttering fool of yourself.
          are you suffering from dementia? sunstroke perhaps?
          be careful michael, acting in such an erratic and aggressive manner in public will get you sectioned. madness in the family mike? ah, schizophrenia, yes, ofcourse.
          and your lack of manners is startling, interrupting others in debate after you have had your turn. you rude fucking arsehole!
          but I suppose you are sane enough to know that you are rapidly running out of time to spout your shit.
          and we can take comfort in the knowledge that you are a tired old wanker and that nature will soon take its course as you fast approach life’s departure terminal.
          ’tis then that you will be obliged to settle your debt to satan.
          the sooner arseholes like you are gone the sooner we will be spared listening to any more of your fucking propaganda bullshit.
          you money grubbing whore.
          WANKER!

      • 161
        Charles E Sandwich says:

        “Sir” Michael Shite looks like Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet MOMMY BABY WANTS TO FUCK

      • 174
        Anonymous says:

        That’s the first time I have ever agreed with anything you have written.

      • 295
        barefootcontessa says:

        Do you think he wears brown suedies?

    • 9
      Mr Ned says:

      Looks terrible. What does he mean by defending the political class, but not from the indefensible? The entire political class are indefensible traitors. They should not just be attacked by a media pack, but by a real pack, of starving wolves!

      On a nother note,

      “During a visit to Leeds, the PM has wished Andy Murray the best for tomorrow’s semi-final and said the whole country is behind him”

      From Number 10′s twitter. Poor bastard. Murray could have won this year. His chances are fucked!

      • 59
        Our Prime Minister does not of course indulge in populist gimmicks says:

        But then again if he wins(the first British man to win the Championship since Fred Perry in 1936)what are the odds that we shall see “Sir” Andy Murray in the New Years/Dissolution Honours whichever occurs first ???

        • 67
          BBC says:

          Cue Sunday,Brown sitting with Darling on the sofa,Pimms in hand,cheering on our brave lad.

      • 104
        Catosays says:

        Something in his hand but it won’t be a Pimms, that’s for sure.

      • 155
        Peter Grimes says:

        ‘Corrosive of public trust’ indeed!

        The White Queen obviously thinks that licking government arses and sucking on putrid government cock is fine!

        Pompous c u n t!!!

      • 293
        Any Mouse says:

        Gord! Hope you don’t infect Wimbledon by turning up. Wishing Murray ‘good luck’ is another death wish for Britain. Outer Hebredies for your hols , eh?(permanent, we hope)

        Just let Queen stress Murray out…

    • 173
      dirtyden says:

      rofl. Spot on. The two articles side by side are entertaining. Why do people like snob, old fart and all-round force for nothing in particular, Mike White, continue to defend the indefensible? They just look ridiculous.

      And this is the type of thing White supports!

      He’s a hypocrite.

    • 231
      Anonymous says:

      SIR Michael White, labour lackey, who gave him his K and why?

    • 274
      WokinghamChris says:

      Acherly, a bit like Ming (Ahhh Ahhh) The Merciless, in the earlier version of Dan Dare.

      Obviously not the one with Brian Blessed in, ‘cos nobody looks like Brian Blessed – except for Brian Blessed, of course.

      I think I have been listening to Count Arthur Strong too much.

      He’s a right Count.

  2. 2

    They all just can’t abide the idea of independent journalists (read ‘bloggers’) operating outside their cozy system of favours and leaks.
    The ‘free market’, so to speak, and vastly increased competition is operating upon the media more and more, and they are all squirming.

    • 4
      Go for his Goolies says:

      Just like Brown,he’s shitting himself at the prospect, not of unemployment, but of ridicule,contempt and irrelevance.

      • 90
        RobC says:

        Having read several of his columns and the comments I would say he was well past the ridicule,contempt and irrelevance phase.

    • 12
      Anonymous says:

      I agree.

      Why can’t these people go back to basics and RESEARCH their stories, and then EXPRESS AN OPINION?

      Oh sorry, forgot, they’re too lazy and their editors won’t let them publish anything that upsets the status quo………

    • 15
      Mr Ned says:

      too true, their stangle-hold on real, accurate truthful information is broken. They cannot lie and manipulate the masses with impunity anymore. The sooner that rotten propaganda outlet, the BBC is closed, the better!

      NO Journalist should feel that they can defend the “political class”. They should be REPORTING what happens. Honestly, truthfully and without bias or favour. Defending the political classes is the same as acting as a PR consultant and writing propaganda for a bunch of lying thugs.

      • 34
        Viva la Revolution says:

        The “establishment” is aptly named. From royalty to politics to MSM to CofE to the civil service to public services,the people at the top are rotten to the core.

        • 50
          Anonymous says:

          Couldn’t agree more. They are not a political class anymore. They are an enemy occupier class, and should be regarded as such.

        • 68
          DZ says:

          No, they are not. Too much double-talk here. Sweeping statements. If I find one that is not rotten, does that make your argument false? Answer: yes.

        • 73
          New Boy Network says:

          If they were not part of the rot,they would never have reached the top.

        • 176
          barefootcontessa says:

          Too true!

        • 190
          New Boy Network says:

          I’m flattered!
          Er.. Any chance of a date?

      • 46
        Bugger Lugs says:

        Surely that was the point, they had no stranglehold on real, accurate truthful information; that was dumoed ages ago.

        What they had was a stranglehold on biased propaganda emanating from Pravda Central aka Prudence House.

        The revolving door of media advisers, Media scumbags like McBride and Capbell, SpAds when combined with lobby briefing ensured that all information disseminated into the MSM conformed to the party version of Pravda.

        The web represents a threat to White, Toynbee et al and their Spanish practices.

        It is all too late that they have awoken. They are finished, dinosaurs all.

    • 156
      UK Fred says:

      On a more general note, the rise of the bloggers has been a text book lesson in economics. Technological advance lowers barriers to entry of the news vending world and because of the previously existing barriers to entry, instead of perfect competition we have had a cosy cartel of lobby journalists and MPs each looking after their collective interest.

      Ask Cranmer to give thanks for the blogoshere.

  3. 3
    Sir Mufbourne - Harbour says:

    Guido, you are providing a public service like the fourth estate used to do. ’nuff said. Thank you

  4. 6
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    The self-evident value of what you do, Mr Fawkes, is that Sir Micky now has to justify himself, something he would never have stooped to in the past.

  5. 7
    Sir William Waad says:

    This is an old technique. White can’t overtly defend NuLab, so he pretends to be defending the political class as a whole, democracy, free speech, motherhood and apple pie. This is the “if you criticise schools you are belittling the sterling efforts of teachers” trick.

    • 16
      platosays says:

      Indeed.

    • 178
      barefootcontessa says:

      Has he got a sister called Polly Toynbee?

      • 297
        alex taylor says:

        l don’t know but if he had and if he could ‘get it up’ he is such an moron of low morals he would like to give her one

    • 205

      This is reminiscent of the old “I don’t just criticise Christianity, I think that *all* organised religion is ridiculous” justification, which is shorthand for “I criticise Christianity; I would never dare say a thing against The Other Religion; please do not make me use the name of The Other Religion; error; does not compute” etc.

      • 279
        Augeas says:

        No it isn’t. I am an atheist. I don’t like any religion very much, although some such as Buddhism and the Quakers seem to inculcate valuable morals in their adherents. This doesn’t make me an apologist for Islam, which at its worst is the worst of a bad bunch.

  6. 8
    So17 says:

    Some bird from the Evening Standard also had a ‘Hissy Fit’ about the Iranian Bloggers.
    ‘where is the balance?’ she moaned.
    Shit or get off the pot Sir Micheal.

  7. 10
    The Master says:

    “Trust is a commodity which, once lost, cannot be regained” Sir Michael White.
    I best go and take my medicine as have come over all funny.

    • 28
      Sir Mufbourne - Harbour says:

      Is he a secret Product Marketing bloke then? That quote is more suitable for the Guido Fawkes header.

  8. 11
    mitch says:

    The mans an idiot.

    • 64
      Gladys Pew says:

      The fact that he is a respected journalist there speaks volumes about the intelligence of Grauniad readers IMHO.

      • 78
        Joe Public says:

        “….he is a ‘respected’ journalist” is that as in ‘Honourable’ MPs?

        • 114
          Angry Voter says:

          Hear hear. “Respected” this and that is endemic. Respected by who for fucks sake? Mostly their mates.

          How very transparent, arseholes.

  9. 13
    valleys bhoyo says:

    the current system enables the newspaper owners/barons to maintain power over the politicos through the scratch my back lobby

  10. 14
    Fuck of from Wolverhampton says:

    White, face facts, you are on the losing side

    The public have no trust in the public class because they are a bunch of corrupt bastards, but at least each one of them, including Brown has had the balls to stand for election, unlike, you White, a middle class card carrying coward

    • 112
      Doctor Mick says:

      The old system, the old media are collapsing. Television, newspapers and record companies are old technology and are declining rapidly in popularity: their usefulness has been usurped by the internet. Only radio seems to have survived and had a new lease of life.

      Sir Michael White does not defend the indefensible but defends the old order which served him well. This is the swan song of dinosaurs. They have yet to learn that all things must pass.

  11. 17

    For “democratic discourse” read Michael White’s opinion.

  12. 18
    Anonymous says:

    What a sad old sack the old buffer is-Mickey and Toynbee really would have made a wonderful couple wouldn’t they?

    • 44
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      As the cruel old joke goes, ‘Then there would have only been two unhappy people in the world rather than four.’

    • 99
      grandma B says:

      Actually, White and Baroness Billingham would make a better couple with Toynbee as reserve.

    • 140
      Blogwatcher says:

      But being caring, modern liberal parents,their offspring would probably been Kevin Littlejohn

  13. 19
    Sunonmars says:

    Can someone please put that sad old fucker out of his misery, I’m sorry ut every time i see White on the tv, i just want to smash it in thinking its his face. Pompous old bastard.

  14. 20
    Sir William Waad says:

    If you want a very different flavour of blog, try

    http://www.boris-johnson.com/2009/06/30/boris-and-expenses/#comments

    Much as I admire the flaxen-haired classicist some of the allegations here of solar radiation emanating from Boris’s fundament are a little over-the-top.

  15. 23
    Anonymous says:

    How old is the old fart and when does he retire?

  16. 24
    Tony Bliar says:

    Michael white is a socialist Hunt.

  17. 25
    Trough Mixture says:

    Tell the men to form an all round defence around the political classes Wilson. Have Godfrey stand by with the medical bag – they’ll be using corrosive ordnance or my name’s not Mane-Wearing!

  18. 26
    no longer anonymous says:

    Guido, the link to his response leads to your article.

  19. 27
    Silvio says:

    Forza Italia

  20. 28
    Mrs Trellis says:

    Terrible bore that Michaela White. Probably after a peerage for services to ‘defending the political class’. Looks like his name will be on ‘the list’ – more piano wire needed…………

    • 157
      nell says:

      Oh God Forbid – not another odious lightweight troughing Lord. M*chl M*rtin, Al*n Sgar and the possibility of M*chl Wh*te.

      The HoL is looking more like a pr*stitute’s favourite corner day on day.

      • 186
        barefootcontessa says:

        Sugar not there yet, having his background looked into. Not a pretty story for
        sure, but he’ll still get in, ’cause the gorgon wants him.

  21. 30
    Desperate Dan says:

    Its the behaviour of politicians that “.. are corrosive of democratic discourse and public trust”. If Mr White is truly interested in democratic discourse and public trust” he would join Guido in exposing corrupt, mendacious politicians instead of which he spends all his time defending them. The public is perfectly able to respond positively towards politicians who are decent honourable, honest and who behave in our best interests. If Michael White wastes his time providing excuses and justifications for politicians who the public can clearly see are lying incompetents they he’ll be seen not as a journalist but as a collaborator.

    • 158
      nell says:

      This, of course, if the sort of comment that sir michael thinks we, the peasants, are not fit to make.

      Well said Desperate Dan – I agree with every word!.

  22. 32
    Catosays says:

    I don’t defend the indefensible, but I don’t hunt with the media pack either.

    White, you utter moron, that is exactly what you do and have done for years. And do tell us why you got a knighthood. What was it for, and why are you known as kneepads?

  23. 33
    That's no moon says:

    Why do we let commentators use terms like “political classes”?

    Surely this just reinforces the arrogance of our MPs. If they occasionally acknowledged that they are still simply “citizens”, the average voter might feel a bit more connected with their representatives.

    • 93
      Dogger says:

      Well said – if not citizens, then at least ‘political arses’ would be a better phrase.

    • 159
      nell says:

      Surely it should be political servants as also it is civil servants.

    • 194
      English Viking says:

      We in the United Kingdom have the privilege of being subjects, of Her Majesty, The Queen. We are not citizens, and perish the thought that this sceptered isle should ever become a republic.

      • 245
        Sir Mufbourne - Harbour says:

        Her Majesty signed off on the Lisbon Treaty though. I feel a touch let down by that not insignificant whip of the quill.

        • 250
          nell says:

          Let’s hope she’s reading that comment sir muffy – ‘ cause I feel the same!

      • 289
        That's no moon says:

        Fair enough, please replace my horrible faux pas with the word “subject”.

        Doesn’t exactly detract from the gist of my position though, does it? Too many politicians (or political arses) love to hide behind the joys of semantics. Do we really want to stoop to their level?

        • 308
          English Viking says:

          I will apologise for semantics if you will apologise for implying that I am in any way like a politician. Deal?

  24. 35
    Multiple Miggs says:

    If he is a ‘lobby’ journalist and already a ‘Sir’ then he is in someones pocket!

    I can smell a ****

    • 69
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      Is he really a knight? Or is this a joke that has got out of hand – like Micky himself.

    • 139
      Steve Expat says:

      Does anyone know definitively the reasons why this cnut got a knighthood and what it was for? – searching around in the ususal places seems to come up with not a lot…

      • 246
        Sir Mufbourne - Harbour says:

        I’m guessing; is it services to public sector recruitment?

  25. 36
    jac says:

    “He doesn’t defend the indefensible”?
    Where exactly did he write or speak about the fraudulent lying behaviour of certain MPs then? He’s so close to them he obviously knew all about it, knew about the flipping of second home allowances, claiming with no receipts, claiming for food, pretending your “main home” was your sister’s back bedroom or a virtual building site you hadn’t visited in a year.
    But he didn’t tell his readers, did he? No, he was too busy “defending the political class” in order to ensure the safety of “democratic discourse and public trust”.
    Does he really believe that there is any trust left in the Political Class? There’s none left in the lobby, that’s for sure.
    Don’t let your head get too big, Guido, but you are performing a public service!

    • 201
      Jethro says:

      … Yes, ‘Political Class’… is that a Class that is above all the other classes? -a Priestly-Class that is above all criticism, inerrant, infallible? A Class, criticism of which is Heresy?

  26. 37
    Angry Voter says:

    Looks like a police mug shot. Fucking tosser.

    • 191
      barefootcontessa says:

      His picture looks a bit like gorgeous george. Are these two related in any way? If George is his brother, then Polly could be the ugly sister.

  27. 38
    Anonymous says:

    ‘democratic discourse and public trust’

    There is no democratic discourse in this country, and fuck all trust because of it.

    • 162
      nell says:

      There is democratic discourse here so take heart!

      And you can’t deny that what happens on here does have impact – damian learnt that to his cost!

      Though I would dearly like to know what he is up to at the moment. The “Get George ” Campaign carries his very particular odour.

  28. 39
    Nero says:

    Michael White’s comment that ‘I don’t defend the indefensible’ gave me the laugh of the week. Its all within the rules!

    • 108
      Dogger says:

      What a view of the indefensible Sir Michael White has – from a kneeling position.

  29. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Links are wrong in the article.

  30. 42
    Lydia Dustbin says:

    Michael White is a gauche idiot.

    He is as much in denial as the PM.

    White is a tired old cliche. And to quote another: “Wake up and smell the coffee”

    • 53
      Lydia Teapot says:

      Personally I prefer the wonderful aroma of a full leaf Darjeeling.

      • 197
        barefootcontessa says:

        For myself I go for a Naturally Caffeine Free Rooibos Dragonfly tea. The Gorgon should try it as it’s gently hydrating and would do wonders for his motions, – Mandleson too.

      • 204
        Jethro says:

        But have you tried Pluckley Tea’s Wu-long, or their ‘Orchid’ Keemun, or their White Teas?

        • 222
          barefootcontessa says:

          Yes, have you?!

        • 283
          Not Mark Oaten says:

          Reminds me of the old gag about Michael Brearley and Ian Chappell discussing tea.
          MB: At home we have three kinds of tea: there’s Assam Tea, strong flavour but weak aroma, Ceylon Tea which has a strong aroma but a weak flavour, and then there’s Darjeeling tea with a strong flavour and a strong aroma, and that’s the one we go for.
          IC: Funny you should say that. Where `I come from we have three types of T. There’s S H I T, strong flavour but weak aroma, F A R T, strong aroma but weak flavour, and Hoon, strong flavour and strong aroma, and that’s the one we go for.

        • 303
          Jethro says:

          223 – Yes, and I’m drinking some of their Mocha and Mysore coffee as I type (whoops: not supposed to do that – keyboards and liquids….)

      • 225
  31. 47

    Looks like they’ve removed the handy link to your article, it’s now ‘hidden’ under Shite’s link.

    Tossers.

  32. 48
    Tony says:

    Quido, you do an interesting line in focused journalism. More believable than some but only on a very narow topic. Would you have us believe you are the one true source? As Bliar did.

    You are the welcome balance for the apologists who put Bliar in power and now keep Brown there because they know they have no future when he goes.

    White and co still have an easy time of it because there is no credible opposition and you are labelled right wing. There is no politician of stature and presence with policies and respect for the people of this country.

    What will make White and co fill their pants is you widening your attack to expose the glib opportinism of Cameron and help find the next PM. Wherever (s)he comes from.

    You are a welcome breath of fresh air. But please don’t make the same mistakes as the politicians about believing yourself to be important or relevant beyond a narrow topic. YET

  33. 49
    Gooey Blob says:

    Far from defending democracy, White is defending those who seek to deny us what we want – the referendum on the EU constitution, for example. He attempts to defend a rotten and detestable parliament, and wonders why he finds himself, as well as the failed politicians of which he is so proud, ridiculed. No wonder he now tries to justify his position, even he can see the folly in it. Do these second-rate hacks actually believe a word of what they write, or are they trying to stir up controversy in an ill-advised attempt to boost circulation figures?

    Face it Mikey-boy, this government is doomed, and the longer you cling to the wreckage, the less authority you will have when the stricken vessel finally sinks. Nobody will look back on this putrid parliament with any fondness.

  34. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone else think that Michael Shite looks like a sex offender in that picture? Seriously. All it needs is text saying “Rape Is Imminent” underneath.

    • 61
      The pen is mightier than the pork sword says:

      What do you mean “Looks like”
      He raped Ian Dale quite recently

      • 244
        Anonymous says:

        Yeah, Iain Dale, several small children, a Sri Lankan fruit vendor and a goat.

  35. 54
    Anonymous says:

    So the shadow chancellor moves house and uses some of the money to pay for the costs of the relocation.

    A labour activist complains and now all eyes swivel away from the main troughers is the Labour party onto the Shadow chancellor.. The evening news programs go rabid and shout sleaze etc and everyone cleverly brushes the huge amounds of fraud and sleaze regarding Labour under the carpet.

    One question? What did he do wrong as on many jobs relocation expenses are offered and paid. Or perhaps this is just a smear campaign without a yacht. Watch the BBC get this up front page for days and mentioned in the forthcoming by election

    • 70
      nell says:

      Not just a Labour activist but the Chairman of the Labour Party in Osbourne’s constituency no less.

      But he’s not doing this as a Labour supporter you understand – only as a constituent.

      As honest as the day is long then? – just like gordon.

      • 75
        nell says:

        PS First Mandy attacks george all over the news yesterday morning – now this.

        Is this a ‘Get George’ campaign being planned from no 10. Another smearing campaign?? (where’s mcbride?)

        Oh ‘wash my mouth out’ – how could I think such a thing!!

        • 120
          grandma B says:

          Sounds like it.

          I never quite got why Osborne was dropped in it over yacht gate whereas Mandleson seem to get away with it.

          Dangerous ground for local Labour activists over second homes though – the other other parties could play tit for tat.

        • 148
          Anonymous says:

          Because Mandy is a supreme operator.
          Osborne is a amateur

      • 138
        Greychatter. says:

        Perhaps we have the ghost of McBride emerging through civil servant Balshan Izzet, (Mad Dog Damian McBride’s long-suffering girlfriend)

        http://www.spectator.co.uk/melaniephillips/3727551/the-schools-secretary-forgets-where-he-is.thtml

        You can’t keep Big Bullies down for long especially when their boss is such a spineless so-and-so.

        • 166
          nell says:

          I find it terribly difficult to believe that damian has a girlfriend – or any friend – well apart from tomw-edb-charliew. Birds of a feather.

          But anyone else – within that poisonous quadrangle? no – it isn’t possible.

          I presume she is what NewGirl explained to me last night – a beard.

        • 177
          MCP says:

          Come off it Nell!
          As a woman,can’t you see that he has the ultimate aphrodisiac.
          Power.

        • 198
          nell says:

          Sorry MCP – but, as a thinking woman, I find it hard to understand the ‘power is an aphrodisiac’ theory when I apply the test to people like damian , gordon, prezza and balls.

          Any woman, indulging in those murky waters , is to me, seeking self aggrandisement or worse……..

        • 207
          MCP says:

          I don’t think he’s trying to pull a thinking woman.
          Ms Izzet will do instead.

        • 213
          NewGirl says:

          utterly with you there Nell! Yeuch! Not if he was the last man on earth. Revolting fat slug like creature.

        • 219
          barefootcontessa says:

          Sadly, in the nature of things, MCP is right.

    • 109
      Gordon McZero% says:

      Guess what is now front and centre on the BBC News webpage

      Osborne facing expenses inquiry
      Shadow Chancellor George Osborne’s expenses are to be investigated by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner.

      Are we surprised?????

      I’ll tell you something right now as well. He will be found in breach even though he isn’t and all the Labour troughers walked away free including the fecking Chancellor himself.

      • 136
        Evesdropper says:

        Ring Ring Ring Ring

        >Hullo, er, sorry just turning down the telly, (1996 Labour Party Conference DVD) Laurie here
        >>Is that Laurie Burton?
        >Er yes
        >>I have a Ms Mandelson on the phone for you
        >The I’m a fighter not a quitter Mandelson?
        >>Tis I
        >Wow, I was just watching you and the gang in 1996
        >>Ah yes those were the days
        >Great days oh dark one
        >>Anyway, I have a little job for you, we have been having a bit of bother from that MP of yours……
        …. Many thanks, you’ll get something for this you know. Just do the job oh loyal one.

      • 143
        Huw Jampton says:

        Is there no mileage in baroness u.’s accommodation and travel arrangements? i haven’t heard if that’s being investigated.

        That should “balance the accounts” a bit

        • 180
          Bercow & Squeak says:

          Only Tories are investigated and brought to account even if they don’t have anything to account for.

          Labour are ‘investigated’ then quietly forgotten nothing to see here move along now

        • 210
          nell says:

          We musn’t forget dear baronessU –

          I wonder if she has claimed expenses for travel between her london housing association home, her empty maidstone apartment, and her marble palace and servants with it’s wrought iron gates that carry the HoL logo in bangladesh!!!?

          Bye the Bye – has the British Ambassador to Bangladesh told her yet that she must remove that HoL logo from her fancy gates??

          If not. Why Not???

          I have a pal up there in dear old Bangla – I’ll ask them to check in a while.

  36. 55
    Bugger Lugs says:

    Looks like a serial killer.

  37. 56
    I made my excuses and left says:

    Why would politicians recommend hacks for a gong?
    Is it because they recognise fearless,investigative and impartial journalism?

    • 175
      nell says:

      I guess it’s called ‘thanks for hiding the skeletons in my cupboard’

  38. 57
    aswinsterstale says:

    The irony of Michael White from the “free press”. Always interrupting anyone who has a position that differs from his own.
    Why, when he has exposed almost everything “bad” about the British way of life, hasn’t he exposed that we are corrupted from the very top.
    Michael White is typical of a business man not living with the times. The internet has and will dramatically affect his business and his cosy way of life, and boy does that piss him off.
    His time and influence is receding, and other people like him. He has been listened to and over time found wanting. Britain is neither a prosperous nor fair place to live anymore, largely due to listening to idiots like him. Fuck off Sir, and fuck off now.

  39. 58
    adge says:

    this time last year I remember Polly and other media spokespersons on the tele talking about the internet and how bad such sites as Guido Fawkes were . Twelve months on and things are so different, everyone seems to want to visit Guido Fawkes, including Jounalists, Polititions, bloggers, you and me, speaks for itself really does’nt it

  40. 62
    Anonymous says:

    Defend the poliitical class? I am lost for words.

  41. 63
    Anonymous says:

    you are making many enemies guido. Murdoch media has already made a start on dismantling the blogosphere with the copper outing. There is much at stake here. They have the wealth power and influence to kill the bloggs. i’m certain they will

    • 110
      Catosays says:

      I am certain they will fail.

    • 122
      Sukyspook says:

      I believe it’s too late to ‘reign in’ the blogosphere Anon, the damage is done and we the people ‘know’ the game.

      IMO the ‘Net’ was meant to be a replacement for the confessional but it backfired and now ‘they’ are exposed as the ‘sinners’.

      The lamesteam media’s opportunity to corporatise the Net is too little and too late.

      Don’t expect to make millions from the blogosphere – but DO expect a better future for us all due to bloggers like Guido.

  42. 65
    T' old 'un says:

    “….defend the political class as a whole…”

    Has the worthy (of what?) Sir Michael any idea of the true meaning of the word “politics”.
    Roget has it well placed.
    We are right to have no respect for them, they have no respect for others, including fellow politicians. Had they any integrity they would not be politicians.

  43. 66
    Bland says:

    Michael White is the Debenhams of journalism

    • 119
      Dogger says:

      “Debenehams to acquire Principles” – Retail Week.

      “Trouble in store for Debenhams” – Guardian

  44. 71
  45. 72

    I’m glad to see there isn’t so much pointless swearing in the comments section this time around. Michael White came across as a complete fool in his piece while Guido came off well. I was delighted to see this attitude reflected in the comments that follow each article.

  46. 74
    hoof-hearted says:

    Given that he is already a Knight of the Realm (I don’t think you can buy those in Tesco’s) he must have got it from somebody. So much for journalistic integrity. Maybe he should change his name from White to Whitewash.

    But it goes far deeper than that. It’s one thing to write an article but it takes a whole propaganda machine to put it into print, and if you look at any dictatorship, corrupt regime and banana republic, the first thing they set their sights on is controlling the media.

    The hardest of all of these to control is the internet, which is why blogging is so powerful. It may not always be accurate or well balanced, but at least it is beyond their greedy reach.

    Well done Guido – long may it continue!

    • 80
      Ixquick says:

      I’m not an IP number,i’m a free man

    • 102
      J. Royle says:

      At the moment pal

    • 115
      notayogurtknitter says:

      Agree totally, the trouble with these so called journalists is they cannot bear to be wrong. They jumped into bed with new labour, after all this is the party that repays this loyalty where jobs with influence can be obtained. Look at the BBC, full of the little twats! They dont really care about the fate of the common man, not when they are sitting in a celeb restaurant on expences.
      Blogs will one day be our only source of unfiltered information. From the way things are going, I understand the BBC will be taking over news from the local newspapers. This is a great shame as local papers provide good information on the way government policies are working in their area etc. Gord help us

      • 167
        UK Fred says:

        If ever I heard the argument for a smaller state, then this surely is it. The more of their incomes the people keep, the less influence for the state to peddle and therefore the less temptation for jounalists to suck up to one party or another. No doubt, when the Grauniad goes bust, White will get a good job peddling influence for ZaNu Lie Baah in the newly nationalised paper that takes over, all in the interests of balanced political debate of course. Thank goodness this government has less than a year to run.

      • 215
        barefootcontessa says:

        Journalists see bloggers as competition. They like to think that they are the only people who have the right to proselytize. Well, the internet has seen an end to that, and they feel exceptionally annoyed about it.

    • 209
      Infanta of Castile says:

      Does he really have a K? I always thought the handle “sir” was used sarcastically on this blog.

  47. 77
    Greychatter. says:

    These Blogs are making it more and more difficult for the Corrupt media to manipulate the news.

    It appears to me that a greater percentage of younger people are using Blogging and making comments.

    The more this can encourage the younger voters to turn out at the next election the better for Britain.

    • 124
      J. Royle says:

      I’m afraid the lowering of the bar as far as educational standard and the critical thinking capacity of even journalists has been so overpowering since the war it is easy to see that they believe most of the big lies promoted by their proprietors. Think about why the working class are the only group who are prepared to challenge the two party state model by voting for the bn-p, for example. In general terms the lack of ‘higher’ education is reflected in their ‘illiberal’ choices, whereas the so called free thinking educated middle classes have swallowed the canards of the state and are thus programmed not to challenge what to the those without this ‘education’ see for what it is as the madness of: mass immigration in a slump(never questioned), ethnic cleansing of huge swathes of England in general and London in particular, I could go on but the point is the indoctrination of the isms and the self censorship will take too long to break.

      In short we’re fucked

    • 125
      grandma B says:

      Hang on what about us oldies blogging – I take it from your name that you’re in a smilar age group – can I recommend blond highlights to cover your greying locks? It’s amazing how much younger one feels after a visit to the hairdressers.

      • 179
        nell says:

        Yes . Well said grandma B.

        I was going to say that!

        I have a feeling there are a few of us on here – aged – like a good wine.

        Speaking of which…………………

        • 211
          grandma B says:

          Enjoy your blogs Nell. Must admit I thought you were a young thing. Red or white?

        • 236
          nell says:

          Tonight? – in this heat? – its an aussie red with lots of ice. Cheers!!!

          You thought I was younger? Did you really? Well I have blond highlights to keep my original colour – but the grey’s creeping in – you know how it goes!!!

        • 240
          Damian sweet talker says:

          Ladies are like fine wines.
          They mature with time!

        • 253
          nell says:

          Oh Damian. Well Aren’t you just!!!!

          Alas I’m too old to succumb.

        • 277
          Damian sweet talker says:

          I have a bottle of Lambrini we could split!

  48. 79
    Red Bacon says:

    Newsflash : Channel 4 interviewing Dr Liam Donaldson on Swine Flu. 100,00 a minute could be infected but don’ panic. It’s over in 7 days. Fortunately the government have bought enough vaccine for each of us to have 2 jabs apiece. We don’t realise how fortunate we are to have such a caring ruling class.

    Even though there’s a pandemic he’s looking for cases!

    Shpuld have bought shares in Glaxo..

    • 85
      Doctor Mick says:

      Has the nanny state got vaccine for paper cuts? It’s a pandemic – peeps all over the country are getting them all the time. And they really hurt. Aye they do.

    • 96
      J. Royle says:

      Bird flu, swine flu, what next gerbil flu, ffs this is desperate bullshite to try and frighten people. Next they’ll be trying to pass of the natural cooling and heating of the earth’s cycles as something we have actually caused, or can do something about – if we pay a lot more – yes, you’ve guessed it – tax.

    • 103
      .243 Win says:

      It’s not out of control, they’re just not containing it any more. Yeah, right.

      Unpleasant scenario :

      Anyone want to chance a fiver that if cases do rise to the 100,000 a day as predicted, we’ll see some completely cynical ZaNu hack coming out with something along the lines of “if you think this is bad, think how bad it would be with the 10% Tory cuts – less front line staff, blah, blah…..”

  49. 81
    Doctor Mick says:

    Someone is comparing the socialist Knight unfavourably to Krusty the Clown

  50. 84
    the readers must be told says:

    If White doesn’t defend the indefensible, let him prove it.

    He must have known for ages that Damian McBride’s girlfriend has been working at a very high level for Ed Balls and Gordon Brown as she led the advance party to the school visit yesterday.

    If White has the balls, why doesn’t he ask the question if Brown lied twice at PMQ’s saying he had not had any contact with Damian McBride and that Ball’s hardly knows him.?

    • 89
      The Inane thoughts of Mr Mc% says:

      coz he’s full of shit
      They know it , we know it and he knows we know it coz we know it because knowing it is at least 0% of the reason for either not knowing it or knowing it so that we know it……ish

      • 126
        the readers must be told says:

        I couldn’t have said that………………………………………………………better

  51. 87
    Gideon Cripes! houseflipping Osboobery says:

    Quite right too.
    You won’t fond Guido ignoring big Political Stories for mere partisan gain.

    He pilloried the fuckwitted Chancellor Darling time and again in blog after blog for his Porkbusting Greed.

    Since he plays no favourites and unlike White doesn’t automatically defend any of the Political classes you see the result today.

    Guido’s scathing Porkbuster article on George Osborne and his indefensible piggery that has now made the National News with a inquiry by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner into aspects of his expenses claims.

    I mean it’s here somewhere, isn’t it ? He isn’t ignoring it, is he ?

    Cripes!!!

    • 151
      Anonymous says:

      Sort out the cabinet first you cnut – they’re the ones fucking the economy.

      You can start with mcgorgon claiming for the cleaning of his girl”friend”s flat.

      After that investigate the whole cnutting lot of the lying cnuts

      you cnut

  52. 94
    Nothing cheaper? says:

    Owen Paterson MP 02/07/2009 admin. & office allowance printer cartridges 677.32

    wtf?

    • 95
      Nothing cheaper? says:

      Andrew Selous MP 02/07/2009 Administrative and Office Allowance Pencil sharpener 2.79

  53. 98
    Red Bacon says:

    Channel 4 News…India comes up with problem of over population. Porking your fellow chap is now legal. Yikes..a Mandy bhajee….

    • 129
      A poof says:

      How very homophobic. Never mind. Speaking as a poof I am proud that I am doing my bit for population control. Not happy that I have to pay for lazy chavs to do fuck all in school then go on the dole/JSA or whatever name they give it these days however.

      p.s. Poofs, trans weirdos and any other minority interest group shouldn’t get a penny from the taxpayer either.

  54. 100
    Say what? says:

    Osborne is to be investigated over expenses, not that Guido would report that.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jul/02/george-osborne-investigated-expenses

    • 113
      Gordon McZero% says:

      see previous comments above
      and try and speed up a bit

    • 131
      Anon says:

      They’re all at it, no surprise there.

      Don’t vote for the usual suspects next time around. Vote with a purpose.

      • 142
        defend the indefensible Osborne ? says:

        they are indeed all at it, but some get more equal coverage than others on this blog when they are “at it”

        deliberately ignoring the indefensible ? perish the thought

    • 224

      I will deal with it tomorrow. Have just finished quaffing Speccies Pimms.

  55. 101
    PeterGurney says:

    Guido,
    Like you I LOATHE the man and (almost) all he stands for; BUT on every occasion you two meet, he climbs all over you!
    You must stand your ground or he will continue in this way and you will appear all the lessor for it.
    Just don’t let him do it. We rely on you.

    • 127
      Doctor Mick says:

      Easier said than done. Some people are natural bullies, some are expert at shooting others down, but it doesn’t make them right.

      I suspect that Mr Guido gets ever so many more readers than the preening Sir Mick for the simple reason that he has more credibility.

    • 242
      nell says:

      I think it’s a question of some people think on their feet and can put forward a good ‘con’ argument in a public meeting and others are able to put a more reasoned argument forward in writing.

      dear mike does the former, not so well nowadays when we have all tumbled to his omissions, and guido does the latter, rather better, and allows himself to be challenged by his commentators, something dear mike would never allow.

      As a consequence,in this blogging age, Guido, I think, is the one likely to outlive the dead tree press and dear sir mike.

      • 286
        Augeas says:

        You can often appear to win an argument by being prepared to lie, Happens in the HoC all the time, as the only rule that seems to work is the one that says nobody can be accused of lying, even though some of them barely do anything else.

  56. 105
    Harpic says:

    WOW! Mandy is going to have fun tomorrow the great White is in the process of having a new asshole ripped out on the CiF site

  57. 106
    Sukyspook says:

    People like Michael White really won’t ‘get it’ until they’re holding their redundancy notices and P45′s in their sweaty hands as a result of us not buying into the media hype any longer.

    Then they’ll receive a letter from the pension section of the stazi telling them that Jonah Broon, the one eyed Scotch son of a Presbyterian manse stole their pensions when he aided and abetted the looting of the UK.

    Sir Michael White and his ‘lamestream’ media cohorts have a choice – perpetuate the 2/3 party system and take the shilling or tell the truth and help create a future for us all, not just for the ‘enablers’ and their lackies.

    It’s your choice “Sir” Michael.

    “You shall know them by their fruit” ie ‘Sir’.

  58. 107
    nell says:

    “I defend the political class as a whole from unwarranted assaults”. sir michael says. Presumably he thinks the criticisms of the common man (and woman) ie us, are unwarranted – what right do we have to express an opinion on the failures of parliament?

    “I don’t defend the indefensible” No he hasn’t. He has hidden the indefensible with his silence. And we the peasants, not yet revolting, will not forget this additional failure of the fourth estate.

    • 123
      notayogurtknitter says:

      He’ll be one of the first on that gullotine come the revolution

  59. 111
    Joe Soap says:

    Brown C4 “I do not make personal attacks” No you get others to do it for you lying tunt

    • 117
      Doctor Mick says:

      Like Stalin.

    • 121
      Angry Voter says:

      Jesus H Christ! You must be the only person who doesn’t switch off when ever that dysfunctional fucker graces the screen.

      Are you seeing a professional? A psychotherapist with a great track record who trained in America?

  60. 115
    Joe Soap says:

    As for Mr White how is it that he makes me ashamed to be human Complete tit

  61. 118
    mitch says:

    ““I defend the political class as a whole from unwarranted assaults”. ”

    hahahhahhaha nobody takes any notice of you you stupid hoon.
    When you try and defend them it just shows that you are bought and paid for therefore safely ignored.

  62. 128
    Swiss Bob says:

    Here’s Brown on his honesty from CH4 News tonight. Funnily enough I’m not convinced:

    Relaunch No 23 – Brown on his honesty, or lack thereof.

  63. 130
    Big Massive Wood says:

    White talks about ‘defending’ as if he is a knight in armour, a principled warrior, a fearless crusader for truth, values and fair play.

    In reality, he is more a curmudgeonly, cross-faced arsehole, twitching with the irritation of his gruesome old piles just waiting to burst in his horrid pants. He needs a better diet and a big fat cock up his arse.

  64. 132
    mitch says:

    guardian circulation is 343,065
    Average daily sale
    ABC December 08 – May 09

    Pathetic really.

    the Sun’s average daily circulation 2.99 million.

    Daily mail 2,201,459

    • 134
      Big Massive Wood says:

      Central Heating News gets more than the Guardian – even in June.

  65. 133
    Barry Walters says:

    Strange how “free speech” and “freedom of the press” is regarded by some newspaper writers. The freedom is only theirs and their like-minded chums, too valuable to be used by anybody else.

    • 281
      Peasant 351 says:

      The trouble with freedom is that it is always abused by some other bastard having an opinion of their own.

      • 307
        Barry Walters says:

        Yes it is one of those verb things,

        I write the truth,
        you get your political bias printed
        that bastard has opinions

  66. 141
    Jack Shit says:

    What irony if Jack Straw was to find himself in prison after successful prosecution for war crimes and, when aged and dying, we gave him a lecture about morals and threw away the key. How I would laugh.

    • 145
      mitch says:

      Its surreal that a minister guilty of war crimes and mass murder has the cheek to lecture a train robber.

    • 217
      Nuffin to do wiv me Guv says:

      Politicians can spout drivel till the cows come home. Fair enough,everybodies got an opinion. Jack “Shit” Straw was found out as a cnut when his driver was clocked speeding on the way to an important meeting. Straws response was “I was asleep in the back of the car”

  67. 144
    nell says:

    gordon on his train day out today admitted to journalists that he will have to CUT some public spending plans.

    In retreat again! Abandoned ID cards. Defeated in Parliament over sections of the Parliamentary Standards Bills (last night), abandoned Royal Mail sell-off and earlier today, in parliament DEFRA refused to confirm that it’s budget has been cut by £200million. (Expect confirmation soon)

    I agree with William Hague ” This government is in chaos.”

    No wonder drowning street have launched the “Get George” Campaign against the Shadow Chancellor – they are desperate to shift media focus away from their slow car crash. I wonder how sir michael is going to portray all of this?

  68. 146
    Odds Bodkins says:

    The hapless White is taking a severe drubbing on CiF right now:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/02/guido-fawkes-blogging-politics

  69. 149

    “I defend the political class as a whole from unwarranted assaults”.

    And he thinks that’s a good thing.. he really does.

    Quite pitiful really – the hacks knew everything about McBride and all the rest, and chose – chose – not to report it; yet White still seems to think this is no big deal.

    Well Michael, it is a fucking big deal. It’s a big fucking deal. You lot are in bed with the sleazebag politicans and you’re no fucking good. Okay?

    Kick his lazy fat arse Guido. Keep kicking it. Fuck ‘em all.

  70. 152
    bergen says:

    So many “progressive”types like White (Pretty Polly another)are in fact deeply reactionary and elitist.The proles need to know their place and obey their left wing leaders who know far better .Individualism and independent thought is anathema.They have the mindset of the Soviet nomenklatura.No wonder they fear the dissidence of blogs.

  71. 153
    Unsworth says:

    ‘Unwarranted’? In whose bleeding opinion? Total effing moron. Who does he think he is – Michael White or something?

    And what the fuck does ‘corrosive of democratic discourse and public trust’ actually mean? Does he seriously believe that the public ‘trusts’ any of these bastards – himself included? ‘Corrosive’, eh? What a pillock.

    Does he get out much? If he gets into my local – Les Trois Chapeaux – les buveurs will straighten out the bent git’s conceptualisations in a trice.

  72. 163
    RavingMad says:

    If you want a rational argument Michael, here it is:

    Michael White is SHITE

    • 171
      Time for a mature debate says:

      Should that not be Michael Shite is White ?

      • 193
        RavingMad says:

        you’re just being silly

        • 227
          Jethro says:

          Yea: the only shite I’ve seen that’s bin White, is dog-shite (they must’ve been eating paper…).

        • 267
          Time for a mature debate says:

          When did anyone last see white dog shite on the street ? Another thing thats dissapeared under this Government !

        • 285
          Dog Pooh says:

          hear hear, I grew up with white dog shit, were the dogs dehydrated too as it was all rock hard. Usually perfectly formed though.

  73. 164
    ShitHouse says:

    Here’s a thought Guido :

    Grouniad or Guido?

    ‘progressive’ Bullshit or down-to-earth tell it like it is?

    Nah – no contest!

    Grouniad is cat / gerbil / hamster litter. (Would be stronger but it’s b4 the 9pm watershed)

  74. 165
    Brick ShitHouse says:

    Here’s a thought Guido :

    Grouniad or Guido?

    ‘progressive’ Bullshit or down-to-earth tell it like it is?

    Nah – no contest!

    Grouniad is cat / gerbil / hamster litter. (Would be stronger but it’s b4 the 9pm watershed)

    • 214
      Infanta of Castile says:

      I regret to say that the ink is too toxic to be used for hamster litter

  75. 168
    RavingMad says:

    and Gordon Brown is SHITE too

  76. 169
    Rant against the machine says:

    Can I just say that it is true that blogs like this can be crude and the language used “Fruity” . In fact I myself have used such language at times as it seemed the only appropriate phraseology to fully encapsulate the rage this shower of theiving morons bring upon me. For anyone offended I am deeply sorry. However I would much rather have to apologise to some sweet old Lady for my language than for STEALING HER PENSION MR INCOMPETENT BROWN !!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!!

    Good day to you.

    • 208
      grandma B says:

      Thank you for your consideration, but we sweet, old ladies are quite able to cope with a bit of bad language. I must admit I have a certain fondness for the old-fashioned kind of swearing, but aye we have to move with the times – 4 letter words and all.

      P.S. You did make yourself clear – thanks again.

      • 252
        Stripped to the Bone says:

        If you want to see sweet old ladies,try pushing yourself to the front of the jumble sale.
        The’re like a school of pirahnas.

  77. 170
    Think outside the box says:

    Michael White, Polly Toynbee……………what a flaccid pair of creeps spouting on and on and on trying to defend the collective Scum that are ruining the UK.

    How on earth do they have the nerve to expect us to take them seriously?

    What don’t they understand? Gordon Brown and his motley crew have broken just about everything they have messed with and even, for god’s sake, managing to get the Iranians to hate us more than the USA.

    Its time to retire ‘em – they are not making sense – they are just making a noise

    Just what are they for these days?

  78. 172
    Prime Minister Wacko Jocko says:

    That Hoon looks even more pompous and Huntish in the flesh.
    Fukka kept giving me the evil eye on Tues
    probably a closet Iron.

  79. 182

    Michael White what a prick

    “defend the political class as a whole from unwarranted assaults that are corrosive of democratic discourse”

    Michael White …..”dyb dyb dyb……- I might have been molested without noticing” !!!!!!!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/may/28/scoutshonoured

    You live in another world mate

  80. 185
    Anonymous says:

    For a man who works for a newspaper (if one can call the Grauniad that) White seems to have forgotten the definition of NEWS : something that someone does not wish to see published.

    • 195
      Ratsniffer says:

      Lord Northcliffe’s actual quote is worth repeating:

      “News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising.”

  81. 187
    Anonymous says:

    I thought the BBC didn’t do the conservatives?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8131067.stm

    Another rich tory getting a good kicking …

  82. 188
    Prime Minister Wacko Jocko says:

    Im Mad
    Im mad
    Chambone

  83. 196
    Token and soon to be assinated president says:

    Lord White be black

    Leave him be.

  84. 199
    oldrightie says:

    The MSM have had this coming in spades. Imagine if there was no internet, the whole Country that has nor ever would vote Labour, would be behind barbed wire and forced to watch giant screens of BBC 24 propaganda. I have and repeat my call to all bloggers, don’t let them have August off, the bastards.

    • 220
      £142:50 You're having a laugh says:

      If there wasn’t a BBC,who would suffer most. Us or them?

  85. 202
    MI5 says:

    Gudio

    Excellent piece in the Guardian…

    White obviously did not want you saying all of this in the H of C..

    He is delusional and arrogant in thinking that he can “defend” anyone…least of all himself…but he has obviously lost the “thread” now..

    Poor thing…

    Keep up the great work…

  86. 206
    Anonymous says:

    Sinister creepy socialiat wanker, looks like a smoth talking fraudster

  87. 216
    zeeeno says:

    White is a never-quite-was-been and is feeling the elbow of time edging him out. At least he doesn’t have the government importing thousands of Indian journalists to compete with him.

  88. 221
    mitch says:

    If balls is an attack puppy what does that make white? and how can anyone with an IQ of 10 and up defend brown.

  89. 223
    Michael White's Mother says:

    Michael White is a self important twit who I do not take seriously. At birth he was so ugly that the vet slapped his father.

    As a baby he would cry and cry until I put a tit in his mouth – now he is a tit with a big mouth.

    • 228
      Anonymous says:

      I suppose you think you’re funny. Too many in love with Guido here. Learn to think for yourselves

      • 232
        Peasant 351 says:

        Fuck off lefty.

        I thought of that myself. Happy now?

      • 234
        Sabine de Quincy says:

        “that are corrosive of democratic discourse and public trust”

        Gosh, we mustn’t have public trust erroded by a bunch of self-serving thieves and liars. So Michael makes it his business to keep shovelleing muck over people’s heads, like an Max Mosely lying to his wife ‘in order not to hurt her’

        What a revolting urine sample he is.

  90. 226
    Dack Blog says:

    ‘Politicians are what they are: it is impossible to become a successful politician without making compromises.’ according to Guido. You could say the same of lobby journos. White heckled Guido as a ‘narcissist’. Is it possible to become a successful blogger – or a blogger at all – if you’re not?

  91. 229
    Sir Michael Shite says:

    It’s SIR MICHAEL SHITE.

  92. 230
    nell says:

    OK I accept I was wrong . WOW hear that gordon ? It’s not so to hard to say.

    I’ve had a little dig around about a lady called B*ash*n *zz*t. She is supposed to be a Civil Servant – you know one of those ADMINISTRATORS who are supposed to be NEUTRAL in respect of politics..

    Seems to work closely with gordon and edb

    She appears to be a beard for damian.(Love that word only learnt it last night. Thank you NewGirl)

    In April 2009 she called the Police in a failed attempt to smear and embarass a BEEB hack whom she felt was damaging Labour.

    In June 2009 she attempted, in breach of Commons Rules and Conventions, to ban Greg Hands, the Fulham and Hammersmith MP from a school, in his constituency when Balls and Brown were visiting. The Headmaster of the school was said to have been severely embarrassed by her actions.

    Damian it seems may be conducting operations through a third party.

    • 233
      Damian says:

      She’s putty in my hands.

      • 262
        nell says:

        I have her in my sights and will keep her there until the next election!!!!

        If she is a civil servant who should be neutral, as indeed was damian, her bosses better start drawing her back, telling her about the legal requirements of her civil service terms of engagement.

        And she and damian should understand that we, the illlerate peasants, are going to be watching their every move between now and the next GE.

  93. 243
    Dave Arbuthnot says:

    Good lord, he’s only 63 but looks 83. Takes it out of you this not defending the indefensible.

  94. 247
    Michael White's Mother says:

    “I suppose you think you’re funny. Too many in love with Guido here. Learn to think for yourselves”

    Idiot!! you do not have to Love Guildo to hate Michael White or Gordon Brown or any of ‘em come to that!!

    TWAT!

  95. 249
    Saltpetre says:

    He looks like an old aged Hitler… or a parking attendant !

  96. 251
    Dack Blog says:

    Bit shouty on QT. I think Jarvis is stoned.

    • 254

      See the way Harman keeps telling Dimblebore that the others are getting off the point. Then she rambles on about deferred taxes.
      She has made an effort though. Jarvis…good grief. Its always death when they have a musician on QT.

      • 258
        Cocker and Hitchens out on a bender says:

        They think he’s the voice of the common people of Islington

      • 263
        Time for a mature debate says:

        Would Jarvis be happy if Harriet and IDS turned up to play some keyboards and lay down the drum track on his next session ?

    • 264
      Cutie Time says:

      Iain Duncan-Smith has not been as strong as his predecessors over the last few weeks. Although much better on teacher licences.

      • 273
        Dack Blog says:

        Good point from the audience that some heads are shit and not to be trusted.

  97. 255
    Beechy Cashenough says:

    Are you off to the Priory now?

  98. 256
    Ewanme says:

    OMG !!!

    Free Biggsy NOW !!!

    He didn’t do it plus he cut a full-on disc with The Pistols .

    Biggsy for PM x .

    E x .

    • 260
      Alfie Hinds says:

      The only reason they keep him banged up is because he cocked a snook at authority.
      Rape,murder and pillage,but don’t hold the establishment in contempt.

      • 266
        Ewanme says:

        Agreed , petal x .

        I cock a snook at authority but I can’t remember bein banged up .

        We need more Biggsies an soon .

        E x .

      • 268
        Cutie Time says:

        Also the song he released called “Belsen was a Gas”.

        • 275
          Ewanme says:

          LMAO !!!

          I forgot that one . Wot a laugh x .

          Those were the days before pc filth (no offence , honey) took a hold , weren’t they ???

          I fuckin hate pc x .

          Ta for remindin me , Cutie x .

          E x .

  99. 257
    Ewanme says:

    BTW .

    Harriet Harbinger gives trolls everywhere a bad image .

    E x .

  100. 261
    Matthew Parris says:

    Unlike so many posters here I can confirm Sir Michael White’s global popularity.

    For instance, I was driving between Mao and Lake Tchad in Chad when a local newsvendor called out: ‘You’re Matthew Parris!’

    I reached for a pen to sign his autograph book. This enthusiast persisted. ‘But will you be seeing Sir Michael soon?’

    It’s touching to know that we are honoured overseas even if our own land is lacking in gratitude….

  101. 265
    Court of Appeal says:

    Will someone please exile Parris to Chad?

    • 269
      Julian Marsh says:

      Parris is an arrogant tosser, but White is a ‘real and present danger’.

      • 280
        Matthew Parris says:

        It’s clear that you have never acquired fluent Spanish in 48 hours or toured the least frequented areas of Chad!!

  102. 270
    nell says:

    Harriett on QuestionTime tonight – looking decidedly like a shoplifter caught trying to exit the store. She really did not want to be there.

    I never ever thought I would , in my lifetime, witness a sinking ship.

    I am watching this labour disaster sink slowly – it’s horrifying and fascinating at the same time………

    However – we all need our beauty sleep – time for bed –

    Good Night. Enjoy your Blogging!!!!

  103. 272
    nell says:

    Hugs!!!!

  104. 290
    Anonymous says:

    It’s thanks to the likes of White that our democracy is in such a pitiful state as it is at present. What is the point of political journalists who are just mouth pieces on behalf of the political class? Who does that serve? No prizes for guessing.

  105. 292
    Michael White's Mother says:

    Please don’t take any notice of Michael – it only encourages him.

    Strictly between you and I he has never got over the fact that we were so poor when he was a kid; so poor, in fact, that we had to buy all the family clothes at the army surplus store. The trouble started when he was aged 15 – when he found out he was not a Japanese Admiral.

  106. 298
    offgridd says:

    Dear Mr Fawkes

    You have nothing to apologise for and no reason reason to justify yourself to these people.

    The Order-Order blog has done what the BBC and most of the British med has faild to do and expose the corrupt British political system, that you have managed to do this on a shoestring budget and with a huge sense of humour is nothing short of a miracle.

    Once again many thanks.

    • 304
      Magog says:

      Amen to that!

      Keep fighting the good fight Guido.

      If it were up to White and his cronies you can bet that most of the shit would have carefully deflected from the fan.

  107. 299
    Odds Bodkins says:

    White seems to be developing a thin skin.

    Twice the moderator on that CiF has removed my comments, even though they are civil, and contain no foul language or personal abuse.

    My comments pointed out that the days of the old media and their cosy relationship with politicians are numbered.

    He can moderate my ass all he likes, but the people, via the Internet, are deciding what is news right now, not crummy old MSM hacks in the pocket of politicians.

    It does not take a brilliant mind to see right through the BBC/Guardian bias in not reporting the misdeeds of politicians.

  108. 301
    Sukyspook says:

    “The FEMA Blogger Camps are not a Wi-Fi Zone.”

    snip

    “I’m guessing the Fema Blogger Camps are not going to have Wi-Fi. The truth is, we are winning the information war and they are looking like the lying sacks of shit that they are. They thought they had the situation sewn up. They never imagined that the internet would launch millions of dissident voices that would expose them ‘on the ground’; uncover the inconsistencies in their make believe reports, open the eyes of their hamster clientele, make news out of what they ignore and generally do everything they were supposed to do and didn’t have the honor or the integrity to attempt to do. In fairness to them, I should say, they wouldn’t be allowed to anyway. But… that does mean they are well aware that they are whores and they don’t like it when we catch them gobbling the devil’s knob on our cell-phone cameras.”

    snip – rest at:

    http://smokingmirrors.blogspot.com/2009/07/fema-blogger-camps-are-not-wi-fi-zone.html

  109. 302
    Porky Pies MP says:

    Sir (spit on floor) Michael White – another chattering class fucker who’s never done a real job in all his life.

  110. 306
    Don Tomassino says:

    Money is the gun and politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

    Labour is about nothing but the retention of Power and access to money.

  111. 309

    Poor Michael White. He doesn’t understand what’s happening, does he?:

  112. 310
    Nick says:

    I left a perfectly respectful if critical comment about Mr White on Cif only to see it “moderated”. They should just get rid of the pretense and call it censored.

  113. 311
    BGarvie says:

    White has always been an apologist for the Labour Party. He is a sad character, much annoyed that Brown and his coterie of dysfunctional Ministers have been found wanting, have proved to be liars over public sector cuts and probably doomed at the next election. Brown has effectively buried the Labour Party for the next 50 years and White knows it.



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