PMQs Live-Chat : Liar, Liar Edition
Brown Tries to Turn Double-Dip Threat to Benefit – Bloomberg
Kampfner Defection Should Worry Labour – Adam Boulton
Byrne: No Need for Tax Rises – Andrew Neil
LibDem PPC is Porno Boss – BBC
City Not in Love with Osborne – City A.M.
Shortest Suicide Note in History – Guardian
Pub Landlord Thanks Donors – Mail
Vanity Fair Profile of Cameron – Michael Wolff
Dave Styles Hair on Sky News – Political Scrapbook
Dept. for Business Venture Capital Fund Loses 93% – FT
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Kelvin MacKenzie said…
“Brown is a compulsive liar, he has no truth in his soul.”
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 19 Feb 2010 +20.13%
A bit late today Guido.
Stop fucking whining.
If you aint happy, host it yourself you fuckwit!
Take a day off, from being a tit.
It was a passing comment, not a whinge.
When come back, bring pie!
Fooking big ones!
Chorus
A Gordon for me, a Gordon for me,
If ye’re no a Gordon ye’re no use to me.
The Black Watch** are braw, the Seaforths** and a’
But the cocky wee Gordon’s the pride o’ them a’.
On Yersel’ Gordon
dave 7 clegg 3 brown 1
Cameron 7 Clegg 3 Brown 0% (which is an increase in real terms…)
Started In America.
The Penguin
Didn’t take long…
Brown’s finished, just going through the motions. Trying to look clerical with purple tie.
‘Going through the motions’ … yep, that sounds right up Brown’s wotsit.
Swine Flu, sent to kill all the troughing piggies at Westminster.
Hey ,have you clocked the the bint with sore arm behind Broon,
Must have got it caught in the till.
Arm wrestling with the gorgon?
Not first. Ok Speaker Bercow, make the jockpot answer at least one pertinent question please.
..and ask Snotty why he approved former speaker Gorbal’s peerage?
A peerage for being an obtuse, FOI-blocking, mumbling, bumbling idiot?
Never. Won’t happen in my lifetime, honest guv!
ask the Queen why she approved it – she doesn’t have to do everything the PM requests of her you know…
I heard she DOES have to do everything she’s told – it’s only “my government” in public, in private she’s ‘their’ queenie… This issue is ongoing research to those who really REALLY want to know what’s occuring…
If she doesn’t approve the peerage – it can cause a Constitutional Crisis.
What is needed is some way of revoking peerages.
Dr Nuts, dunno about you but I would quite like a Constitutional Crisis right now – followed by a Dissolution of Parliament (something else in the Queen’s perogative)…
Yeah – but the problem is that the General Election would have an agenda – Parliament vs Monarchy!
Don’t want that – we want Brown out – not a question about the Queen’s authority or limits thereof. We already have a limited Monarchy. The Queen did the right thing by aquiescing, the alternative is as above – a General Election with a major issue not related to Brown. OR worse – could put Brown in the ‘right’! It could just be a ’cause celebe’ for Brown to rally support!
Goes without saying!
Thought Browns queenie was Mandie!
Calling Hazel Blears – where is she now ?
LABOUR LIES makes a great campaign slogan…use it, Tories, to stick the boot in where it hurts. NuLabour spin and lies continue…look at the row over the spending review…they cannot bear to let the public know the truth.
Makes it easier to campaign against Labour – Labour Lies – now move onto campaigning against the other candidates in each constituency.
labourlies.co.uk is owned by ALDC, which is the Association of Liberal Democrat Councillors. They’ve not put anything onto it yet, probably need more disk space/bandwidth…
0% rise – zero percent rise !
WTF
===== A 0% prime minister
I thought that was Gordon Brown trying his Clown mask for size.
I guess he hoped nobody would notice.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee sitting either side of our Great Leader. Not a great look.
“Window dressing” a la Caroline Flint.
Yes, the terrible twins, a rose between two thorns?
Dunno about that but i’m game!! That’s lunch scuppered
Calling Flint – where is she now ?
Snap! Just like my pair of gargoyle bookends…
Oh no! It’s all going horribly wrong!!!
He’s tying himself in knots
The only knots that should be used for him is the hangmans!
Dear Dr. Nuts
Hangmans you say?
I would kick you off the platform to see if you broke a limb and then its the pilers!
Public school fanny.
Molars first, lower set.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Only Brown could call 0% a rise in Public Spending.
Plank.
If Cameron is “Mr 10%”, Broon is now “Mr 0% increase”
So he means positive 0 rather than negative 0. Good. That’s clear, then. I think….
Clear as mud!
Snotty is bonkers….he can’t answer a straight question….out come those tractor production figures,
The man is just plain stupid. He said that Cameron is forecasting his spending cuts on unemployment rising to 2014. The he says he can’t have a spending review because he can’t forecast what unemplyment will be like by 2014, so on that logic unemployment could well rise and HE will have to review his spending cuts on unemployment rising upto 2014. Or has the idiot totally confused me??
Cuts are needed now!!
Unemployment is a price well worth paying…
Doesn’t matter if it’s worth paying or not.
Thanks to Gordon’s utter incompetence it is coming.
One party plans to reduce our spending to handle our out-of-control debt.
The government on the other hand lives in la-la land in the vain hope that the benefits scroungers and public sector workers will give them their vote in exchange for completely unaffordable public expenditure rises (including rises of 0% of course).
The public are not stupid, and the Labour party is heading for wipeout if it continues to act as if they are.
The pùblic ARE stupid. That’s the problem.
Anon152 you’re right – the problem is that the public are completely stupid. There’s how many million paid to breed, never done a day’s work in their lives etc. For them voting anyone but Labour is like turkeys voting for Christmas!
Every point below 20% for Labour becomes more and more difficult for the Opposition to achieve, they have massive client state support and 6 million public sector workers, all thanks to the prolifigate spending of the last ten years.
Funny though – when the budget came out – there was a series of predictions about how the economy was going to perform – anybody remember that?
Truth – the spending review would show just how fantasyland the budget was, and how bad the situation is. I thought that Cameron missed an open goal by pointing out that there was a budget only a couple of months ago – and that had economy projections, if the clowns could do it then – why not now? What are they hiding?
Steve Expat – you hit the nail on the head of lamentable Brown’s strategy. he hopes the Northern Labour Heartlands electorate are so stupid they bebelieve what he says about the Tories. see the Sunday Times on http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6591122.ece
The famous quote that may be Liam Byrne is “We don’t care if the commentators or the economists turn against us,” said one minister. “This is all about shoring up the base in the northern heart-lands, which we lost in the European elections. We don’t want or need them to understand the nuance of the argument. We just want them to hate the Tories again.”
David, something I suggested earlier…
There are a lot of constituencies (mainly in the North of England), where the Tories no not have a snowball’s chance in hell of being elected. My suggestion is that Cameron does not stand a candidate in those seats, and instead camplaigns for the LDs to try and unseat the Labour MP.
This has been done before but not for a few years. I’m sure there are a few Lab seats where the Tories are clearly second and the LDs nowhere, maybe Clegg would return the favour…?
He’s not “plain stupid.”
He is stupid, vile and pernicious.
He is…
0% rise… jesus.
Nope – Our Lord Jesus, completely rose from the dead!
Thank goodness it wasn’t a 0% drop!
Has Brown got nothing else to say apart from Tory Cuts? We know this is something that has to be done…. Cameron right about Mandy coaching
Apparently the Tories are cutting expenditure in 2009.
Not quite sure how that works.
Someone needs to remind Gordon he is “in charge”.
I was wondering about that – has there been a power shift and Conservatives are in power now – or is the election campaign – look at what the conservatives did last election, we followed their policies and see what happened?
I’m curious – what is this Conservatives are cutting now rubbish? Who’s the Prime Minister? Has Gordon Brown abdicated – and Lord Fondlebum’s not around so it’s Cameron in the HoC?
Can anyone explain what Brown’s talking about?
Manglebum is in sole charge. All the rest are just stooges, including the one eyed king. This is far too serious to joke about.
Chorus
A Gordon for me, a Gordon for me,
If ye’re no a Gordon ye’re no use to me.
The Black Watch** are braw, the Seaforths** and a’
But the cocky wee Gordon’s the pride o’ them a’.
On Yersel’ Gordon
PS sorry for mis-post!
I prefer Jilted John: “Gordon is a Moron.”
“Cocky”…….more like cock up!
Hmm, I recommend Alcoholics Anonymous.
Give up now hoary tory — your’e Dooooooomed
Nope – we’re all doomed to put up with Brown for the next few months – and they’re not few enough!
Brooown what a complete tossers. I see the I didn’t know my husband was paying the mortgage with a bribe cos I is a silly woman & sinf what I’m told without ever reading it is there nodding her head like a Churchill dog
OHHHHH! YESS!
I see the “yob” Balls is gobbing off in the background and pointing his grubby fingers at people.
What a cock jockey that bloke is
I think yob is probably the kindest word I could think of to describe him.
And this man is supposed to be our Schools Secretary – let’s hope none of our children grow up and want to emulate him.
Odious, mannerless, dishonest, bullying toad of a man.
Totally agree.
He epitomises everything we tell our children not to be.
They will probably give his job to Ian Huntley next
No, give it Lord of Everything, the Sith Lord of the Dark Side – he LOVES boys!
I have a IQ of 0 in real terms. That is a 0% rise in real terms.
Its above your paygrade moron
Gordon is a moro. That’s quite correct cosmo.
0% Rise WTF! No wonder the countries in the fckuing mess it is – He was Chancellor remember
Computer programmers like me and the Prime Minister ALWAYS count from zero — you ignorant wanker
Obviosly why so much software is screwed up…just like you!
True, true – software is generally shit and breaks my computer, I generally find
01010011010000110101001001000101010101110010000001011001010011110101010100100000
010010000100100101010000010100000101100100100001001000000011101100101001
you missed out a zero
The word rise in this case should be used in conjunction with a positive number, should it not? Zero indicates sustaining the same level and not rising.
Browns intention is to decieve, or he does indeed think like a computer programmer – meaning he probably needs help with his English!
I believe the Prime Minister prefers to double count(which he may have done in this case) Things are so bad he can still only get to zero.
Can one double count on fingers?
You’ve got two hands, haven’t you?
Not my greatest subject, but can you double 0%?
Snotty is the type of man who would need to drop his Y-fronts to count to 21.
20 1/2.
Hold on – I’m checking.
A better description of “ignorant wanker” is one who comes on this board propping up an utterly failed government that has reduced our country’s economy to ruins.
Jack connell that miserable excuse for a man talking to Neill on tv from Edinburgh. Another corrupt arrogant politician.
Why are always so abusive SShorts? That’s not the way to win friends and influence people.
I’m a Mechatronics Engineer – which includes programming Intelligent Control Systems – I’ve never considered that 0 as a positive number.
I guess that’s why you’re unemployed!
Ah, another fucking developer….
That explains a lot.
Yeah… the kind of people who need to drop their y fronts to count to twentyone….
Sorry – PhD is in
Education Systems
Robotic Programming Methods
Psychology
Programming By Demonstration
Yes, all 4 subject areas!
Weakness is in Maths – reach my limit currently with Partial Differential Calculus – you?
“Computer programmers like me and the Prime Minister”
Gordon is not a computer programmer, he is a very naughty boy.
It all happened in American & the Tories are to blame
10 out of 10
Remember that picture of those kids lined up meeting Hitler just before the Aliies finally defeated the Nazis? Remember that they were the scrag-ends of the German war machine, now to be deployed in a desperate attempt at saving der Furhers skin.
Well this is the equivalent in our context.
Mein Fuhrer…… which way to the Allied lines.
I’ve noticed there’s a start of an argument growing that Thatcher’s to blame – despite the fact that Labour’s been in power for 12 years, 13 by next year, and that’s longer than Thatcher had in power.
Can you imagine listening to Brown twice a week in Parliament? Repeating himself over and over again…. Get the Revolvers ready….
Yes, easier than I can imagine reading your shite twice a week…fuck off
Ha ha
Thank you for your worship attendant
Cock
Much appreciated Cock (((hugs)))
You strike me as a cock hugger.
Wow I got a 0% pay rise. I’m so happy!
More than most people will get under this Labour botch up of a government
Let’s say that inflation is 3%.
You get a 3% pay increase.
That’s a 0% rise.
Alternatively, under the Tories, if inflation is 3% and they’re determined to cut spending then that cut will be at LEAST 3%.
More like 10% of course.
No! The tories will cut by at least 65% and eat all our children!
No it’s not – it’s a 3% increase, the qualifier remark – that wasn’t mentioned because that’s important is – ‘in real terms…’ or ‘accounting for inflation…’.
Neither qualifier were made. Further more, neither remark could be made, as that would mean that Moron Brown was making a projection on what the inflation rate would be…
I guess you were hiding behind the door when brains were being given out!
wowser wowser wowser Gordon is RED HOT – I am jumping up and down in my chair YYYYYYYYyyes!
You sad little prick
excuse me LARGE prick (if you don’t mind) Freudian slip?
All Balls and no prick.
Dont be so bloody rude!
That’s what you get on this channel, all private parts and no brain.
Nope – you’re not worth being endowed with anything worth mentioning.
Background noise!
The Speaker is pathetic.
Broon refuses to answer questions and just slags off the Tories and Mr Short-Arse lets him get away with it.
Yeh GREAT innit !!!!!!
Only if you’re a stalinist tosser like yourself.
Bet you wouldn’t reveal your colours on the street
I get the impression he’s exactly the person who’d expose himself in public, knowing that GB’s ‘tough on Crime – tough on the causes of crime’ is ‘make car drivers pay stealth taxes’.
Actually – ‘tough on Crime – tough on the causes of crime’ – if the cause of crime is lack of Prisons ‘cos the moron in the Exchequer is too busy pleasuring himself, shouldn’t the now PM have him committed?
I think the zero rise Bruin referred to is Mandy’s cock as it slides into his mouth. The only party in history to preside over rising unemployment that calls the opposition ‘the party of unemployed’.
We saw the sea change in Labour lies and electioneering today, we moved from 10% Tory cuts to the party of the unemployed.
What a Hoon Bruin is, I hope his wife gets to clean Bruins cock from mandy’s waste material before puckering up.
The labour party at the next election will be candidates of the unemployable.
This from the BBC PMQ’s coverage:
“Jo Swinson asks if Parliament will be recalled during recess in the event of major changes in the Swine Flu situation. Mr Brown does not entirely answer the question”
Unusual burst of honesty at the end there.
What a silly idea. Combatting swine flu does not require any political wisdom. It is a technical matter and should properly be dealt with by the NHS and the relevant ministry, but perhaps MPs just want to do a bit of grandstanding. Please, MPs – stay away on holiday. We can manage without you, honest!
Perhaps tey get double time plus extra expenses if they have to go in during their interminable holidays.
Swine ‘flu won’t get taxed by itself you know.
And another:
“Tory Stewart Jackson asks why the media reported the East Coast Mainline news before MPs heard about it in the Commons. Mr Brown is no longer in the chamber”
Couldn’t wait to get back to the bunker Gordo?
Just give me a bullet in the chamber.
Did it mention her nice dress?
It need to be set off with a nice pearl necklace!
The wiltshire rumour mill says there is a nasty outbreak of swine flu in the Tidworth Garrison quarintine for soldiers but not the camp civveis.ho hum. That’s alright then…..
If Gorgon gets swine flu can I pull the trigger to cull him.
Hey Cameron – RESIGN
Hey cosmo – DIE
plural “dice” – very clever!
Its just a bad case of CRAPS.
Hey Cosmo – go roll yerself. Preferably off a cliff.
Hey Cosmo – expire!
Thanks Guido.
0% is a rise. Ignorance is strength. War is peace.
The stnotmeister is now beyond parody. He’s been beyond sanity for a long time.
That is a very sane name your posting under — makes your messages very plausible – NOT
And you think that by hurling insults at us that we will think your comments more credible?
Dream on.
I speak from the heart ya fart….speak for your self warped bastard
Speak from the heart?
You write what you’re told to. At least everyone else here has their own peculiar opinions and doesn’t need Ed Balls and Snide McBride to tell them what to type.
Sulk tell him what to write.
Sulk cleverer than he looks.
Sulk no like being overlooked.
Sulk get angry.
Sulk SMAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH!
“I speak from the heart ya fart”
You are a silly little boy.
I think the name we post under has no relevance,as well you know. (And yes Putin is my real name)
Still,thank you for providing the opportunity to exercise my fingers by scrolling past your inane drivel in future. You need to get out more.
PS I will not be responding,so save your invective for someone else.
How are things at EDS these days?
Listen Hoon from Troon, do you really think your comments are plausible?
Cosmo- or Mandy, how long have you been posting surely you have a meeting this afternoon to attend.
Zero percent ‘rise’? I remember when a zero percent ‘rise’ used to be called ‘no rise’.
Like when the economy shrinks they call it ‘negative growth’ It’s got a positive sounding word at the end designed delibrately to confuse the reality.
It’s just another euphamism like ‘Quantitative Easing’ being used in lieu of ‘Printing Money’. It is specifically designed to keep the voters in the dark as to the lunacy at large in government.
Cameron should simply refer to Brown ‘Printing Money’ at every opportunity. He should also be quizzing Brown on exactly how much money he plans to print and when does he plan to stop. What, in Brown’s considered opinion, with due deference to his chancellor and Mervyn King is the ‘Goldilocks’ amount of cash to be printing?
99bn too little? 101bn too much. 100bn just right? 200bn? 1000bn?
Just how many extra zeroes will our bank-notes have by the time you finish printing money?
How long will our children have to work to pay back your debts Mr Brown?
Cameron should refer to Brown as Old Mother Hubbard
Ignorance is strength. War is peace. It’s quicker by National Express.
0% rise – Orwellian Doublespeak. When can we get some honesty?
Brown: “Cheap jibes and no policies”
Perhaps the Speaker Bercow could explain to Brown that PMQs is an opportunity for the opposition parties to question HIS policies.
He can question theirs as much as he likes during an election campaign.
Oh YOU fucking explain it to him smart arse – I don’t know how he manages without you *duh*
Perhaps you could pass it on through your bunker contacts. He apparently still has not got the message.
As one of his bunker trolls with have fuck all else to do, but post the party line over all the blogosphere at public expense, you could try earning your keep for once.
After all he is a “listening” PM and always willing to “learn”.
Or maybe Brown really is completely deluded and you are shit-scared of catching a nokia in the back of the head?
Sulk no like elections.
Sulk might lose.
Sulk get angry.
Sulk throw mobile phone.
Sulk smash!
Hey you’re wasted here.
Sulk not know what you mean.
Sulk not vey clever.
Sulk can’t do economics.
Sulk get frustrated when people laugh at “0% rise”.
Sulk get angry.
Sulk SMASHHH!!!!!!!!
there, there sulk – have a cuddle (((sulk)))
Cosmo know Sulk has front to keep up.
Sulk is Iron Fist not Left Footer!
“The Party for the many….” ????!!!!
Poor gordon – he is so entrenched in his bunker he has not even seen the results from the last county and european elections.
No-one on this side of the bunker wall considers Labour the party of the many. He does not realise that his problem is that, as an habitual liar, people have stopped listening to what he says.
Nobody is interested in his message’ anymore , because they simply don’t believe what he’s saying.
I believe him…don’t be so cynical.
Sulk no like being called a liar!
Sulk get angry.
Sulk SMASH!
You’re just being silly now
Are you S p e d o S h o r t s ?
Dont answer that – it maybe incriminating.
Bit like greenfly in hot weather keeps multiplying and morphing.
Yes, AKA The Hoon From Troon.
Bit like stinging nettles you mean. No good cutting them off at the top, pull them up by the roots! And that means newlabour!
Certainly not
Labour , party for the mangy.
For songs. How about Oh Mandy.
It’s wall to wall Scotch Hoons here, so it is
Thank you – Och aye the noo
Hi, as you can see we are getting pretty desperate here at Labour HQ and they have ordered me to change persona yet again with this puerile line of attack.
Sort of mirrors the government’s bungling behaviour really.
Just pooped myself, sorry.
Nothing like me at all. My comments are much more witty and to the point.
Oh, it’s running down my leg now.
Jackboot Jacqui won this weeks PMQ’s Gurner of the Day,she looked
sooo miserable as a back bencher,wher’s the smiley face gone?
She’s sitting on it. At least, that’s where her voice comes from.
Where did it all go wong?
dunno – you tell me
It all went wrong in 1997 when the tosser got voted in.
When will the British public realise that the Labour idea is a flawed concept and every time we let the little toads in that they screw it up even when they are disguised as “NuLabour”.
I hope comrade bogey muncher finally puts an end to the party of hypocritical 2 faced self obsessed lunatics
tossers I mean
Oh – well that makes it all clear then, eh? (FUCK ME WHAT A PRICK!)
I love New Labour and I’m hoping to be chosen as Gordon’s special little boy when he goes to bed later. I might even get a go on the rocking horse.
Nice – I can see his badly bitten finger nails leafing through the book of bedtime stories he will read you
“How I Destroyed Britain By Becoming PM At All Costs”
CLIMB UP ON MY KNEE AND SEE WHAT POPS UP IMPOSTER
Probably very little -
Not enough for me anyway
So really what Berk y has been saying at Points of Order is “not my job and i’m not going to do anything about it”. Pulled up twice about the interview – (sorry announcement) on the Today programme.
0%.
I have a strong feeling that the clip may appear on The Daily Show.
It isn’t funny though. We are insulted by the continued presence of the clown.
Dya mean Coco Cocain Cameron? Yip – heis a cown Coco the clown *sad*
Your literary style suggests a closer than passing acquaintance the Barley.
Not really, I’m just well read……….try it yourself sometime.
I could see that from the off. I remember turning to Stella and saying ” Look over there Stella my love. There’s Cosmo Smallpiece. Ain’t he well red?”
We are now the laughing stock of Europe, and Gordon and his cronies insult the ruling party of Poland!
F’king idiots.
ironic, innit
That’s nothing. You should hear what the ruling parties of Poland, France, Germany and any number of other countries have to say about our fucked-up government and its fucked up economy.
That’s if you can hear them over pissing themselves laughing at the fucking imbecile Brown.
Someone give a hat tip to John Stewert’s team. Matt Drudge wouldn’t mind a wink either…
The Penguin
Priceless video!
Denis Macshane really is an arsehole.
are you an authority on arseholes?
I am!
You must be right then – McShane is an arsehole – accepted!
Bet I’m a bigger arsehole though. Or I will be when Gordon and Peter (sorry, Lord Peter) have finished with me.
HAhahaaaaa!!!
AGREED! That poncy cream suit with the statuesque crossed arms! What an arrogant creep!
What’s wrong with cream suits?
They’re all wearing them in Rotherham.
Martin B, I always thought yours was a white suit!
It was white originally but I cream it regularly when I consider my own sweet righteousness.
That’s interesting; I wonder what sort of cream that would be?
More importantly chaps…
Is Michael.J in hades for eternity?
Or just passin’ thru?
I can bend Minds as well as spoons
Watch Brillo tryign tosplit the Scottish vote for Labour by going on about the “Scottish” thing….Andrew, go and bile yer heid……we don’t forget your history.
Och eye
F_R_E_E_D_O_M
Thankyou Mr SNP voter. Blockbuster are on the phone again. They’d like their Mel Gibson video back.
“There always be an England…..” da de dah, etc etc……………….
I think Labour have done a splendid job splitting the Scottish Labour vote all by themselves. Indeed such a thorough job have they done that the maroon-faced Jack McConnell is no longer ‘First Minister’.
Although from the cut of his suit and the supercillious smug twattery of Salmond I’d say the two of them were seperated at birth.
good point well made — thank you.
Gordon Brown’s best PMQ answer ever – 0% growth
Watch it here
http://tiny.cc/liar138
Squeaker did well to suppress his corpse.
Didn’t Gorgon do well?
And he’s fixed me this lovely job where I can blog bollocks ‘n neo-endogenous bullshit all day.
The Penguin
Leaving aside all Mandlebum’s gay badinage, and his supporter’s is it not becoming increasingly clear that there is a real horror story emerging about the true state of the Public Finances.
This Government is running out of money fast and having to resort to scrabbling around existing budgets to scrape together enough money for eye catching “spending” announcements. Cancelling the planned Public Spending Review enables a cover up to take place, and with everything supposedly relying upon a rapid turnaround in the economy the news that the economy is shrinking faster than announced previously does not auger well.
If the only solution is to keep on borrowing how long will it be before the rating agencies cut the UK credit ratings, which will throw further burdens upon the unfortunate taxpayers who are having to sit by and watch their hard earned taxes being flushed away for no obvious advantages – it only helps a discredited Government dedicated to clinging on to office, (not power events have overtaken that) knowing they have nothing useful to offer the people of this country. And the longer they continue to do so the worse it will be for all of us.
Only a General Election can offer any hope of getting people into office who will be able to start clearing up the mewss we are in.
I stopped reading your shite at line one when you said “why mention it” – as you mentioned it! —- – THAT gave you away as a tory straight away!! — ehr, fuck off.
Are you employed at taxpayer expense by Labour, or a bona fide civil servant?
Either way, start looking at alternative employment. The confident use of buzzwords lsuch as “Fries with that sir?”, or “A blowjob is extra”, will definitely enhance the future employment prospects of ex-Labour appointees.
PS. DO NOT under any circumstances mention any Labour affiliation – you will never get out of the Dole Office alive, unless you are considering some form of suicide by proxy.
Blowjobs are included in the price, but it is quite normal to charge extra for anal and watersports. I’ve made sure my new girls Caroline Flint and Kitty Ussher understand this, so you can hire them with confidence.
No question. The economy is fucked. And, like Gordon Brown’s risible excuse after he bottled a 2007 election, then what we have is another risible excuse for postponing the spending review.
The fact is that no matter what outrageously optimistic predictions they make their models still show us heading down the tubes. And even those models are outrageously optimistic. So much so that Mervyn has asked to see them because their predictions bear no relation to the BoE’s.
Nope. The real figures are so dire that serious commentators legs would buckle and they would spontaneously projectile vomit. The figures are being concealed for very good reasons.
They are beyond dire.
Your comments Guido concerning your debate last night, confirm to me that politics is only for the establishment, MP’s reporters, political parties,blog owners etc. Any one else is considered likely to post an unintelligent comment.
Democracry exits only for the the people with power, money and influence and no else, and thus it has always been and will always continue to be in ths country.
S,e,i,g H,e,i,l
Sadly, agree.
with anon I mean.
Start a blog then, if you have anything worth saying.
Gordon said he’s taking a quarter of a million people off the dole and into work every month.
Unemployment will be over by Xmas then!!!!
I switched him off after that -
tu, tut…
It’ll be a paper exercise. He will rename ‘dole’ as work’. Just as he renamed ‘dole’ as ‘50% of 18 year olds will attend university (at their own expense)’ and ‘Disability benefit’.
Did you know that while total disability benifit claimants have remained more or less level since 1997 women claimants have increased massively. Must be all the mine working they did in their teens catching up with them. Rather conveniently though whole new categories of ‘Disability’, ‘long term disabled’ etc etc have been invented to hide a million or so extra ‘disabled’ since 1997.
This entire regime of corrupt occupation has been an exercise in rigging figures since Day 1.
Point taken and NONE of them are as good as we would all like but anybody that thinks a tory governmenr will do any better than a labour government in things employment related are *d-e-l-u-d-e-d*
The question is, how many new claimants are there every month? I’ll bet they add up to more than 250,000.
Bit of a waste of time – and I should know. I’m one of them.
Gordon was obviously thinking about the rising debt levels and got confused, £175,000,000,000, he imagines that if you keep adding noughts on the end this is a “0% increase”, ye no canna fault the logic.
Maybe he thinks the numbers on the right are the most significant ones – all zeros
You probably never saw it in England but the SNP leader Mr Salmond was supposedly “trapped” by such a question that wa splanted on him by a BBC reporter……the BBC ended up apologising to him…………The prime minister made no error, believe you me (all he did was to let you idiots see how competent he is) which is above your intellectual nouse level to appreciate. Get Cameron to challenge him on it — I DARE you HAHahahaaahHHAaaaaa!!!
STEVE – here is that DEBUG tutorial I mentioned. You will remember if you have done this kinda thing that you are working with zero page addressing?
http://troonite.co.uk/wp/debug-tutorial
enjoy!
Just wait till the Gorgon gets all these “entitlements” written into the statute.
Regardless of who wins the GE, they will ne Labour policies as they will be LAW by then.
Well done Gordon……you caaahhhhhnnnnn
None of them have done anything to stop the SECRET family courts from stealing children and giving them to perverts.
“Honest” Dave has done nothing to stop that vile scandal so far – it’s STILL happening.
How many more children have to be abused? How many more children have to have their lives blighted? How many more families have to be smashed up?
Why won’t “Honest” Dave create a Parliamentary rumpus about this?
is this your advert?
not today thank you
Never thought I would see the day..Deagio cuts 900 jobs..distillery to close in……GLASGOW.
good fucking riddance to them – and I know more about it than you who cannot even spell the company’s name…..why don’t you fuck off with them.
Sorry about the bad news cosmo, you must be in shock.
Let me tell ya somethin’….I take my dog to shite every day on the grave of the man who founded it. In a few minutes I will be going back out again to let my dog shite on his grave once more – that’s how disappointed I am. I am fooking ecstatic about it — these are jobs that the third world are very welcome to, so far as I am concerned. Sorry to disappoint you.
and it’s Mr Politan to you scumbag.
Mr Polite?
Have just watched this again and it looks to me that Alistair Darling also had a smile on his face. It’s not clear because it’s not possible to see the whole of his of his face.
Dear All
DR. Nuts CLOWN
“PhD is in Education Systems Robotic Programming Methods Psychology
Programming By Demonstration”
Fucking toaster repairman!
Knew all along he was a fanny!
Private education means he works on deluxe models!!!!!!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
What a contrast! Wimbledon proves the All England Club’s liberal tendencies by no longer using the ” out-of-date ” courtesy titles of Mr, Mrs, or Miss, to precede the names of competitors. Whilst among politicians, this Socialist Prime Minister ensures that Gorbals Mick receives a glittering title and is wafted to the House of Lords cradled in ceremonial robes, ermine, privilege, and deference! . . . . the same mob that wants to rid this country of the Monarchy, can’t wait to get their corrupt and filthy hands on a coronet! You couldn’t make it up!
To Bem Bow. I agree with you about Wimbledon, though the wearing of shiny suits and ties by non-players, commentators, and other tennis bigwigs is absolutely ridiculous! How unfashionable and out of date they looked! A linen jacket /suit with quality open-necked shirt would have looked the part.
As to the ‘elevation’ of the speaker to the HoLs. How do I begin? I suppose his ‘elevation’ is his prize for the years he has spent sucking up to the labour party.
Not for his ‘years’ working at the front for the metal sheet industry. A socialist he? Plus ca change. I shouldn’t be surprised. Britain still conducts it’s business as it did in the 19th century, – or before! Proves that corruption pays handsomely, when you’re prepared to ‘lift’ someone to a level above (so to speak) other mortals. I could go on, and on…….
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oh i wish we conducted our affairs like we did in the 19 c premiers allowed to trawl the streets helping fallen women so to speak coming home from a bad day at the cotton exchange and thrashing the nearest female there is a lot to be said for all that type of behavior ext…