Mrs Bercow Cavorted with Stripper Who Turned Rapist
You won’t believe this in the Mail on Sunday.
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
OO, er…
Yawn.
Proving at a young age, that she was always attracted to weirdos.
Talking of weirdos, mobile phone pic reveals all.
Forget it who cares who could have known? Lets get back to getting Brown and his cohorts for all the damage they have inflicted and still inflict on us.
Dont take your eye off the ball !!!!! (or the balls even)
How dare this man stay a second longer as Speaker!!!
The Mail does not mess about here and tells us plainly and irrefutably that Bercow’s wife once saw a stripper many years before she knew or marries Bercow and many years before the stripper became an infamous rapist.
Don’t you see what that means ?
It means Bercows wife is guilty of allowing this filth to carry out his evil on the streets because of her shamefull and inexcusable lack of percognative powers to see into the future.
And it means Bercow is of course just as guilty, if not doubly so.
Thank christ The Mail still shows us sanity in a world gone mad by pointing out this crucialy important “connection” and not focusing on hilariously tenuous trivia.
Presumably trivia like how this scumbag rapist was allowed to carry on unchecked for years by a bumbling Police force.
All I can say that as a young girl she was lucky to have escaped this creepy bastard, although she later went on to marry one.
This ghastly and disreputable revelation once more impresses on us the folly of Toryism and its adherents.
Such depravity and misjudgment only afflicts Tories, by their nature lascivious and stupid things.
It also confirms the foresight of the vast majority of Socialists who opposed the elevation of arch-conservative typical Tory Bercow and chose instead the better of two evils, the witless and undignified George Young.
If New Labour’s first preference, that of the faultless and beautiful former diplomat and caravan renovator Margaret Beckett, had been chosen, then the office of speaker would have retained the majesty and wisdom it had imbued whilst under New Labour giant Michael Martin.
Do I detect an attempt by Labourslost luvvies to fight us on our home turf using creativity and wit rather than turgid interruption by fuckwit trolls?
Well hey fucking ho. Bring it ON.
Bolshevik modesty will prevail.
They’re changing guard at Westminster Palace
Speaker Martin went down with Malice
Malice is threatening Bercow too
”His Tory friends are terribly few”
Says Malice
They’re changing guard at Westminster Palace
Bercow’s taken the poisoned chalice
The bumptious git had better beware
“If he crosses Dave, he hasn’t a prayer”
Says Malice
Well, Mr Hardwidge, I have to ask which Tory MP took his (paid-by-the-hour?) mistress into the Palace of Westminster for some fun and games (and a photo shoot as proof of his stupidity)?
Oh, sorry, it was one of the virtuous ZaNu Labuh MPs, wasn’t it?
Plaits@114: I don’t think it is creativity & wit. I reckon Charles has inadvertently given us conclusive proof of the ‘infinite number of monkeys at a typewriter’theory.
Furthermore, we all know that very few Tories voted for Bercow and since Charles claims that the vast majority of socialists didn’t, by deduction, most NuLiebour MPs are NOT socialists.
I rest my case!
Thirded
“Woman watched stripper twenty years ago”
Really not………yawn…….news.
Spot on… what is the point of the article?
And the point of all this stuff is: what?
She was a silly little girl. There were lots there when I was up, but they were mercifully confined to five colleges. There will have been even more when she was up. So what can you expect?
AND…
We all know that the J-Berk is a stitch-up-speako, who won’t wear the kit and won’t do what’s needed to Parliament. He has been chosen by the ZanuLieBorg GramscoFabiaNazis, for them to be just more in-our-face than they’d ordinarily be able to, for the last months of this irredmediably-wicked administration.
And I can’t see anything remotely sexual in handling a peeled banana (ugh) in public, with one’s eyes shut.
It does not remotely resemble a male Sexual organ.
Perhaps all the readers of Paul Dacre’s Public Print have become perverts overnight, or perhaps it took longer, but either way the result’s the same.
> We all know that the J-Berk is a stitch-up-speako, [b]who won’t wear the kit[/b]
I used to think it was a shame the Speaker had stopped wearing a wig, but with the election of Berkow I say thank God for small mercies.
Can you imagine the gurning goggle-eyed jackanapes in a full-bottomed wig? He’d look like an 18th century pox doctor’s clerk.
ZanuLieBorg GramscoFabiaNazis,
Highly descriptive and unfortunately true. The only question is whether Cameron will head a party in government, that is notably more honest and less Gramscian Fabian and indeed NAZI then the current bunch of criminal psychopaths warming the governments benches at Westminster.
For understand it or not, like it or not, try to forget it or not, this country and the rest of this planet is most surly run by NAZI type world fascism of the worst possible variety.
Which is a variety that is so cleverly dishonest that virtually none who live under it, know it by its correct name.
Although I am sure that the surviving population of Iraq, have a far better idea then the undead/Zombies that inhabit these God and sanity forsaken isles.
Do you have their fax number, John?
Fourthed and motion carried. Next agenda item please.
yo guido you aint saying she might have learnd some tricks ?
so she evaded the clutches of a rapist and fell into the arms of a leper.
plus la change!
Lepers don’t have any arms you fucktard.
This one has plenty of alms now.
now that’s funny doctor mick.
well done.
considering the hundreds of inane posts you have made I suppose it had to happen sometime.
but nonetheless you will still need to receive your full ECT course to clean your mind of all that bloody zionist violence and racism and hatred of Palestinians.
once your course is finished and your mind is cleared of its psychopathic zionist empire building thoughts then you will be almost normal.
you will probably still vote tory though.
oh well.
You are mistaken. Oh, and what’s the point of swearing?
The point is that <i.thick as thieves doesn’t understand normal English only the fouler anglo-saxon dialect, Swearnglish.
thick as thieves sometimes used to be funny. Now he just bores on about the Arab-Israeli conflict.
But he does have a brilliant solution to the Middle East Conflict – something both Blair and Obama are lacking. He told me.
“The jews should just get out of Israel.”
Simples.
Mind you, didn’t the Romans try that in 75 AD?
oh dear!
having lost the debate the zionist doctor mick has resorted to lying.
doctor mick, you are one ungrateful motherfucker.
I am an Englishman doctor mick, and we gave you israel.
so to be falsely accused by you of such nonsense really is beyond the pail.
now listen here you cripple, if you carry on in this vain then I will withdraw my support for Israel.
then you will be really fucked, shitbrain.
I hope we understand each other doctor dildo.
the solution to the palestine israel conflict is for israel to stop occupying palestine and for hamas to stop attacking israel.
easy innit.
GO OBAMA PEACE 2009!
having solved the palestine israel conflict just think what President Obama could do in his second term.
this guys better than JFK for fucks sake!
Somehow I suspect, thick as, Israel will scrape along business-as-usual without your support should you decide to withdraw it. I hope you decide otherwise because undoubtedly you are the key to solving the Middle East Quandary.
But anyway I’ve emailed Mossad and Hamas head office with your proposal, “israel to stop occupying palestine and for hamas to stop attacking israel”. Who knows.. if you don’t ask. I’m sure this groundbreaking idea never occurred even to his excellency President Blair.
We’ve led them to the water now let’s just see which way the crow flies.
you failed to rebut the accusation that you are liar dr dildo.
so why should anyone listen to a word you say.
you fucking liar.
fuck off you tit.
Bercovich please
omgwtf!!!!!! a 19 year old girlflirting what has the world come to????!!!!!
Utter non story
Never mind THAT piece of non-news…. I have it from VERY reliable sources that the new speaker is having the speaker’s residence retro-fitted to accomodate his entire family including his children. Problem is, he apparently wants sound-proofing (no noise after 5!) and child-proofing. There is a wrinkle, the building is a listed building and these alterations can not be done without costing hundreds of thousands and even then would be illegal. Everybody in Westminster knows abouth this, but just as with smaergate no one is willing to blow the whistle.
Perv…keeping company with rapists and dwarfs
Can you claim for dwarf tossing on expenses?
As a member of the HM Dwarf Tossers Club I resent that.
Obviously her standards have dropped since those days
Now there’s a headline you just have to click !!
“The Association booked the strippers for a £3.50-a-head event in the Baring Room at Hertford College. ”
It’s always the little details that delight in a story like this…
Mind you, I think ‘Tory Bear’could end up in a story like this.
He has something of the night about him…
Tory Bear ??What about Tony Blair, now he DID have something of the night about him….me
No change there then with the squeakers job.
“That ain’t no banana mister squeaker.”
19 year old girls – pah
Sounds quite tame compared to the Dave and George escapades, especially George’s.
Good morning Damian’s team, bummer having to work the weekend, drip drip, but in reality
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5651825/Benefit-payouts-will-exceed-income-tax-revenue.html
This is the real story of the day, and it’s a fucking tragedy.
You’re having a laugh
http://www.labourlist.org/
This is reality
http://www.labourlist.org/obamas_economist_backs_brown_and_slaps_cameron
If Obama’s economist is right the recession is a long way from being over.
Will Darling be honest enough to admit that he has got his figures wrong again and that there will be no recovery for years to come?
Contrary to popular belief, the man lately elected our 44th president is a fool and a tosser.
Buying ice cream in public the day of the Iranian electoral street protest massacres?
His economic policy is that of Brown, Rudd, and fellow-Socialist idiots, all inspired by Mugabe and before him the Weimar Republic. Print more money.
For the first time in American history, the government is borrowing more than 50% of every dollar it spends. Most of his expenditures have been on ‘health care’, ‘climate change’, and ‘education’, i.e. patronage for leftist support. This financial crisis started with the banks not allegedly underfunded hospitals! Also, his treasury positions are still half unfilled or occupied by admitted thieves, say Geithner who systematically evaded tax.
you americans really are dumb, aintcha?
healthcare provision will improve the efficiency of the american workforce.
we are not back in the days of sugar plantations motherfucker.
get with the programme you crackerjack fuckwit.
thankyou.
and not only will healthcare bring dividends to the american economy but so too will President Obama’s resolution of the Palestine Israel conflict.
GO OBAMA PEACE IN PALESTINE AND ISRAEL 2009!
it’s a done deal.
and soon we will all be able to share in the plentiful dividends of peace.
excellent!
Mr Thieves is pitifully confused.
We, as you in the EUSSR protectorate of Britain, are bankrupt.
Socialized medicine precipitates delay, stagnation, feculent misery and death.
The waiting times for surgery, or even general medical examination, in Socialized Canada are some 8 weeks, in Australia one’s elective surgery for cataracts can be up to 12 months on the public list!
Government’s role is police, military, courts, diplomacy and foreign trade deals, with bare yet thorough supervision of most other businesses, as the accreditation of nurses, physicians, etc.
Pre-Obama American medicine led the world in the innovation of cheap, salutary and easily-producible drugs. When did you last hear on the radio that a researcher in Sweden had invented a stupendous new cure? When did you last hear of anything admirable or efficacious occuring in Sweden?
I think you should change your name from “thick as thieves” to “thick as two short planks”
Obama is a windbag and nothing more. The American Neil Kinnock. He looked good because Bush Minor and his chums were so mind-bogglingly stupid.
At least in 1984, everybody had a job, reality is late, but will be worse
No surprise here – what else can people do except batten down the hatches, earn less, spend less and pay less tax.
I’m sure there are thousands of small-businessmen like me, who have had their overdraft pulled by the bailed-out bankers, and have now ploughed in savings to pay down debt.
Drawing back those savings over the next year attracts no tax
How quickly the bank balance grows without those big cheques to HMRC
Is that you Quietzapple?
or Dave Dee, perhaps?
Toenails has downgraded expenses scandal, R4, move along, nothing to see
It’s what we do.
It’s all been small beer…
its a hoon
More pictures of Sally, please …
In skimpier outfits!
Which one is she married to – Sleepy or Bashful?
Wanky.
The loud-mouthed short-arsed twat…Dopey is it?
I wouldn’t stir his porridge.
Squeaky.
The shortest one.
doctor mick you are not being honest. again.
we all know that you prefer a very very large strap-on indeed.
now strap-on and fuck off you warmongering c’unt.
warmongers like you are not welcome here.
You’re up late today thicko. How’s the head? I hear you got a right royal head bashing last night by the Troll Basher. LOL
No wonder you’re grumpy again!
Arrogating little twunt, aren’t you?
“And in you dreams, you can see yourself as a prophet, saving the world… I just can’t believe you are such a fool.”
If you think The One can bring peace to your favourite hotspot within the next… ooh… fifteen years or so, why not be a man and put some money on it? On second thoughts, you leftoids are such bad losers, you’d only change the goalposts and renage on the deal.
“All your love, will it save us from what we (thankfully, yet) don’t understand?”
You may go.
you may go?
that’s one of my lines cripple.
aren’t you intelligent to come up with your own stuff?
fucking pathetic.
what a fucking retard you are stilyagaga.
you total dick.
Ahhh, so *that’s* what happened to you, Ambrose!
You may go, indeed! Sussed yer!
what weak gruel you serve.
desperate last ditch stuff. quite sad really.
do try to keep up. I bashed out ambrose pillocks brains.
I still have his scraped skull hanging on my wall.
he stole that line from me aswell.
you are both thieves.
now I don’t really mind that because when we post here we relinquish all property rights to our contributions. but when a cripple like you nicks one of my lines and directs a post at me using it, well that’s a bit fucking rich.
surely even a sp@stic like you can see that.
what a dopey fucker.
Putting your hand on a peeled banana is hardly in the same league as putting your hand in the till.
Leave the lass alone, just a harmless bint who can’t predict who will become a serial rapist any more accurately than any other young nubile.
Her biggest mistake is to pair up with that squeaker fella.
Well, husband John claimed £143,455 in expenses between 2001-2008. Flipped houses twice, sold without paying cgt and only paid £6000 odd back to the taxman recently, once his expenses were revealed.
So that sounds very like having several hands in the till.
I loved this bit: ‘Mummy and daddypoos are now urging her to gird up her loins and jet off to a Swiss finishing school with a view to wedding a rich European gent.’ I bet ‘mummy & daddypoos’are as delighted with their troughing, will o’the wisp, Speaker son-in-law as he is with himelf.
All shonkers together!
What’s all the fuss about? She can squeeze my banana any time.
Shame she only gets to peel a grape.
What a total non-story.
D’accord.
Nope, it’s tittle-tattle gossip and rumours here.
This story fits exactly.
Not if you want to slag off McBride for doing the same thing, it don’t.
i’m not sure how much editorial control guido maintains over at the daily mail.
McBride made it all up though.
Why am I not surprised.
Seems like she hasn’t had much success with Dickheads.
nice one!
If you’re into dickheads, believe me she’s won the jackpot.
So Donald Ducking what?
What a waste of a banana.
If this is the best the MoS can do to smear, a fleeting incident that happened 30 years ago, then they should be shot.
My God, for all I know my Austrian great great uncle knew Hitler in H’s youth in Austria, boy does that make me suspect !
For what it is worth, I deplore the election of Bercow, but will not hold a 30-year-old story against him.
Alan Douglas
Agreed, complete non-story. “Student party hired stripper” is not really news irrespective of who’s involved.
Maybe if she’d fucked the stripper on stage it might have been more newsworthy…
peeled banana, cerial, sounds like the start of a good breakfast…. or he just stands on the box…. still nothing to see, move on now, any Michael jackson Duck Housed my MP….type stories… why do we always say black and white and never white and black? We should be told…
City of peeling squires……
So what!
Did Bruce feckin Springstein get booed in the John Peel tent last night or was I just wishfully thinking ?
Somebody got a ‘No Surrender’placard leaned up against Da Boss’s monitors.
Do you think…..? No……
Non story.
Boring.
Be interesting to know exactly how long it took after having accepted the proferred fruit with her hand for her brain to switch from initial elation to disappointment and frustration. Clue: she is blonde. What I mean is, to put it bluntly, was she already sexually aroused when she realised she had been conned?
Sir, I demand you withdraw.
Yes, the devil is in the details….
The Penguin
“……. Sally dutifully went up on stage, where he blindfolded her and put a banana in her hand, causing her to shriek.’”
Could have been worse/better – he could have given her a cucumber to hold but then again after that everything would have been an anti-climax so to speak !!
P.S. Amusing but total non-story and I suspect this thing is very much standard stuff in “hen nights” etc……………..and so the guy turned out to be a rapist thirty years later – so what !!!. As one commenter as already said it’s like saying I went school with Hitler and so I must be to blame for him turning into a meglomaniac several years later. If this the best anti-Bercow Tories briefing the MSM can do then it just shows that there are some infantile “nobs” still left in the party !!!!
Well she’s got her hand on another unpeeled banana now.
More like a shelled acorn.
In Mr Squeaker’s case they kept the 4skin and threw the rest away.
I prefer the story of The Chutney Cupboard Boys tour of Edinburgh in the 1970′s
No news worth burying then………?
Darling has announced that he is cancelling the Comprehensive Spending Review scheduled for this Autumn and that it will not now take place until after the next general Election.
I reckon that’s bad news – it means that the economy is in such a state the government dare not reveal it for fear they will get wiped at the election.
It also places the conservatives in a difficult position because Labour can keep lying and saying they are going to spend spend spend whereas the conservatives have got to be honest and detail where they are going to make the cuts.
Tory truths – Labour lies.
Dead right – Darling knows if he has a Review he has 2 choices :-
a) Admit that he will have to make drastic cuts in spending
b) Put the same rose tinted spectacles that he has before and try to pretend that everything will be OK – if he does this the markets will come down on him like a ton of bricks, sterling will collapse and we will probably have our credit rating downgraded.
What, you think the markets are stupid? The last thing markets want is uncertainty – not knowing, just guessing. Darling would be better to come out and state the bleeding obvious.
The UK is f**ked.
Labour’s Ponzi scheme coming to its head.
Means there will be a general election before any further budget or pre-budget report. At least it’s well inside twelve months now.
This is pish guido
Agree. Now where’s my banana?
And mine. My organ grinder seems to have gone AWOL.
breaking news Mangledbum just defected to the tories For a life time supply of free tickets for a front row seat !
he’s already got them anyway – fcuking hoon
What self respecting Young Conservative hasn’t had a banana or two in their hands at one time or another? We should positively encourage it!!!
Whata shameful, barrel-scraping story though. I don’t like Bercow but this is just utterly disgraceful
The Speaker should resign immediately. And divorce immediately.
Yes, proof of trouser partridge activities or even parsnip collecting might be more interesting.
Or some decent photographs of young Sally pleasuring herself with a variety of fruit and veg.
The Penguin
I can remember names and point at people Sally. Give us a go love!
Brown Nose Party?
Brown knows feck all.
Why am I not in the least bit interested?
There’s a punchline involving David Miliband in here somewhere but I am damned if I can find it.
Blindfolded she put her hand on a peeled Miliband and screamed, “Where’s the donkey’s tail?”.
Was the stripper David Miliband?
David Milliband, a boy doing a man’s job.
What about the rumours of her blowing Bubbles at Neverland?
She’s obviously got a thing for chimps.
And liked monkey business at uni.
I am confused.
Is the banana a metaphor for someone’s knob in this story, or is there a bigger fruit subtext I am missing?
Sod the banana. Go for the melons.
There is a far worse crime afoot – Like all those fukkers who voted Labour in the last 3 elections
Nah, blogging’s definitely not past it’s peak.
That happened about 5years ago.
I always thought he was a sleazy looking fugger. Looks like a second hand car salesman with an ill fitting syrup and in need of a good bath.
G G Allin is GOD!!!
Sorry, that’s *was*. RIP.
I was in the same room once with Tony Blair when he came to talk at my school.He didn’t put anything in my hand and what he tried to put in our brains,we just laughed off.
there was a big Scotch lad in nappy, known as Chutney Mary, never got his round in
I met a bloke once when I was ten.
No idea what happened to him.
So did I. Wonder if it was the same bloke?
Wasn’t that dead bloke in the news was it?
Little Bercow must be one of the few men who can give oral sex to his wife without crouching down.
He has to stand on a chair for that. And then climb up.
I wouldn’t say that.
She’s 5’11″ and he’s 5’6″. So when he boasts that there’s 5 inches between them, don’t be too impressed.
Bernie Ecclestone and Dudley Moore are others who spring to mind who’ve had the ability in the past
Charlie Drake.
Mickey Rooney
Lloyd George
Napoleon
Rod Stewart
Nicolas Sarkozy
They never marry even tinier women, do they?
‘Ello my darlin’s.
Lofty (from It Ain’t ‘Arf ‘Ot Mum).
Shorty Shortarse.
Little Dorrit.
Toulouse Lautrec.
Subatomic Billy.
Sam the Sperm.
Little blokes always drive big cars an’all. What does Bercow drive?
so that explains why you drive israeli tanks and blow up schools with them!
not only are you a butch lesbian but now we discover you are also a midget!
**STOP THE PRESS – DOCTOR MICK’S A MIDGET-LESBIAN!**
the daily sport will pay a fortune for that type of shit.
give em a call.
fuckwit.
Apparently,when he first bumped into her,he got a crack in the mouth,boom-boom. Can’t quite remember the one about having to jack it in,sadly….
Apparently,when he first bumped into her,he got a crack in the mouth,boom-boom
Can’t quite remember the one about having to jack it in….
Apologies for double post
Anyone shocked by this clearly hasn’t been on a hens night; to be honest it sounds like she just got up on stage, held a banana, gasped at what she thought it was, and got off stage – this is something for Heat magazine or some gossip column surely.
Thank heavens for a bit of sense.
Well, we don’t want too much of it do we?
I can’t see anyone shocked by it. The overwhelming attitude is “so what?” and lucky Bercow.
Well it will be tomorrow
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It’s like waching paint dry, why the fuck doesn’t Brown and his cronies just sod off?
He’ll never make 338 days, he’s a skeleton in a suit. Even Mandelson won’t take his leg measurements.
Once the Lisbon Treaty is ratified (if it is) Fondlesbum will drop McMoron like a hot potato.
The mail is a rag, not much good even as emergency loo paper. The story is not much more fair to print than the one McPoison spread around about Diamond Dave’s wife. Being someone’s missus doesn’t make you fair political game IMNSHO.
I hope you have learned a lesson Guido: stay away from the pretty ones.
If it was Beckett or Widdecombe or it would be fair game, but Sally Bercow? Who cares. Just get the photo out of here in that leather skirt will you?
Yeah Beckett and Widders are politicians, which makes them fair game, pretty or not: they are not politicians spouses. Unless I am completely wrong, and she sits in the H or C or the Lords… if so I was not aware of it.
Just to remind you that the keen squatters are having a barbecue this afternoon
Currently sitting in the keen’s bedroom having a laugh at all the comments. Thanks for the support. Locals have been amazingly positive. We’re having a barbeque [Sunday] afternoon. Starting at 2pm. Bring food and barbeques and anything else that may be of use. Brook road south, look for the banners.
http://order-order.com/2009/06/27/keens-squatters-are-angry-taxpayers/#comment-173831
A barbecue sounds like fun, but wouldn’t a Hog Roast be more appropriate?
What do they call a load of twatting MPs standing outside a hairdressers?
A pork barbecue!
It’s the way he tells ‘em.
Pork Barby queue?
Worst joke ever. Go and lick Mark Oaten’s bottom while we think of a suitable punishment.
Will that nice lass in the green hemp frock be there? She can squat in my gaff any day.
That nice lass, as you put it, is my wife and former boyfriend. Bugger off.
Nah mate you’re confusing her with the gel in the mustard coloured organic cotton smock. Jeez I hope you got the lights working on in there.
Squatters have taken over the derelict house that Alan and Ann Keen, the married Labour MPs known to some as “Mr and Mrs Expenses”, claim as their main home.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/labour-mps-expenses/5671339/Squatters-take-over-empty-home-of-Mr-and-Mrs-Expenses.html
…. women.
Ah well, at least her husband didn’t promote booting out immigrants forcefully in the past, or anything like. Er, oh yes he did. Whoops. Bit of an embarrassing weekend for the Speaker.
Link
Whoops again.
The correct link
Here’s some news …
Protesters calling for thousands of illegal migrants to be allowed into Britain from France have again clashed with riot police in Calais.
” The brawls followed threats by a group calling itself No Borders to “tear down the borders” to England. The 2,000 demonstrators were met by a similar number of French riot squad officers, who deployed tear gas in efforts to disperse troublemakers. ”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/5663388/Police-clash-with-immigration-protesters-in-Calais.html
They’re apparently quite content with being ripped off to buggery by their parliamentary representatives then.
None of these fruitcakes pay taxes. About time for a taxpayers strike nationally and LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Borders = No Brians total surrender. Sterilize them too so they don’t inflict any more Tower of Babel ideas on us. Man the barricades and spend the money on the MINISTRY OF DEPORTATION AND REPATRIATION
You’re starting to sound like Trevor Philips.
I thought the illegal migrants were meant to STOP in the first ‘safe’country. There is absolutely no reason for the fuckers to enter Britain.
A strong nationalist government would make sure enough Police / Army are at Dover to provide a welcoming party. Send them on the first fucking train / boat back.
Fuck off.
er, so your argument is against the non implementation of eu immigration policies by the corrupt eu and not against the immigrants.
you fucking moron.
fuck off retard.
Allo, tat has just got up out of his wankpit.
er, don’t just others by your own standards.
cretin.
Who the fuck wants to come to this shithole?
I’ve been looking for a job since the Pearl Harbour, even gave a discount on Kamikazing Palace of Westminster, 2 for the price of 3 to cover Downing Street.
That seems to be the bunch who’ve been putting ‘No Borders – No Wars!’on lamp-posts in South London: idiots obviously haven’t heard of civil ones. They seem keen, I’ll give them that – but I bet the only illegals they know socially are the ones who sell them their heroin. Kinda explains the whole thing!
Illman likes sick men.
Although I am relatively new to this site I think we have come to expect much better from you Guido. This is barrel scrapping even worse than some of the tripe coming out of Downing Street.
Find us some decent news.
You have false expectations. Suggest you go back to your old reading.
I see the “Seen Elsewhere” list is headed by an article entitled “Silence Won’t Defeat the BMP by Fraser Nelson”.
I agree. So why can’t we discuss them here then?
Seems a very fair point.
The fact any mention of the party is met with a swift redaction is very strange for a blog from someone who purports to support transpairrrrrrrrrency.
Very strange.
I have already posted on this item from Fraser 2 subjects earlier, so Guido has decided to list it. He is right, THIS SUBJECT IS NOT GOING AWAY; IGNORE IT POLITICIANS AT YOUR GRAVEST PERIL. I know what I’m talking about.
This subject is far greater than the economic crisis and will lead to, well just wait and see, if you continue to ignore it. YOU MUST START TO LISTEN.
Don’t be coy girls, if you are talking about the TOYTOWN NAZIS then just say so.
That’s the point!
Hohoho.
and a rotter up my bum.
you wish.
So do you!
fuck off 170 thief.
you do realise stealing my name makes you a thief, don’t you.
DOH!
what an imbecile.
TAT – you display high levels of what we psychotherapists used to call ‘transference’. From zis, I deduce you are a Labour sympathiser. You require years of expensive treatment, paid for out of your own pocket.
Love, Ziggy.
transference, what an interesting a prejudicial word to for you to use.
I believe it is in the national interest to transfer power from the uptight shortsighted narrow minded politicians and rebalance it in favour of the people.
y’know, like proper citizens with rights and protection from the state.
we are now at the crossroads and so we must make our stand.
you must be new here so I will forgive your crass and false accusation of labour bias. I am totally independent.
’tis best to read first before shooting your mouth off.
if it were up to me the new labour war criminals would be tap dancing from the end of length of good English rope.
if we can hang a king why can’t we string up these dogs?
eh?
You are geting f**king desperate now Guido…
The silly season has arrived!
We had a milkman who later turned out to be a bank robber,
perhaps my missus Cavorted with him when paying the milkbill?
Crap!
These are desperate times my friend….. we need all the juicy stuff we can get.
Can you drop us a line? We might be interested if you have pics.
Lets concentrate on Squeaker not Mrs Squeaker.
There is a tradition that the other parties do not challenge the Speaker at the General Election. There is nothing to stop an independent candidate standing.
I think Squeaker should be put on notice that if he does not rise to the challenge an independent candidate will stand against him. There will be plenty of Tory voters that might be tempted to vote against him if he is not impartial.
One condition should be that he pays back all CGT he has evaded and all questionable expenses.
I once shook hands with Tony Blair…… there….I have admitted it now……It’s all out. I know I should be ashamed but it was a moment of weakness when I was much younger, he just stuck his hand out and I shook it. I didn’t know at the time that he would wreck Parliament, usher in a police state, invade two countries on spurious reasons and becomes best pals with a megalomaniac President. Honest. I didn’t.
And now I have all those sleepless nights. Lying there worrying…its not just that I did it but somewhere ……..out there …..is there photograph that will come back to haunt me, have me mocked down the golf club and pelted with rotten fruit in the street?
Do you still have the hand, or is it now in Tony’s personal collection?
For people suffering from similar trauma, a government call centre is being set up at Glasgow University, under the steward ship of our very own George Laird, indeed he was our very first successful reprogramming experiment
Brown is on the look out for a large semi, preferably with a large garage and a roomy attic
Dont know much about dancin
Thats why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
n both my feets too long
course now right along with em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin every night
Hopin one day I might get it right
Im a dancin fool, Im a
Dancin fool
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
But I cant compete, cause Im a
Dancin fool, Im a
Dancin fool
The disco folks all dressed up
Like theys fit to kill
I walk on in n see em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, Im a
Dancin fool, Im a
Dancin fool
The beat goes on
And Im so wrong
The beat goes on
And Im so wrong
The beat goes on n Im so wrong
The beat goes on n Im so wrong
The beat goes on n Im so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but Im a
Dancin fool, Im a
Dancin fool
Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirts half open, tshow you my chains
n the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin
Thats what youd probly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, Im a
Dancin fool, Im a
Dancin fool, (etc., etc.)
I may be totally wrong, but Im a
I may be totally wrong, but Im a
I may be totally wrong, but Im a
Fool-uh!
Hey darlin…can I buy ya a drink?
Lookin for mister goodbar? here he is…
Wait a minute…Ive got it…youre an italian!
Hah?
Yer jewish?
Love your nails…you must be a libra…
Your place or mine?
Offtopic I know (but not really much topic)
Is anyone else getting really pissed off with Michael Jackson coverage? I just watched Sky’s midday bulliten with 15 minutes of MJ coverage, 2 reports from the US, 1 from the UK, 3 talking heads in the studio, then…
“And now to other news. The foreign secretary has threatened massive EU retailliation against Iran if it does not release the eight British Embassy staff in Tehran who were arrested yesterday”
Looks like the biggest British political standoff for years gets three minutes’mention, while someone who died 3 days ago is still by far the top story
Grrr.
Fucking sick of it. Posting various non-sympathetic messages to news sites relieves the need to punch something however. Some are being published.
The coverage of this pisses me OFF.THE WALL to wall coverage of this natural selection of the human species is enough to boil the BLOOD.ON THE DANCE FLOOR there is no doubt he had some good moves but in his bedroom, with children, his moves were BAD. To celebrate a man with an obvious personality disorder is DANGEROUS and I hope that HISTORY will show no one is INVINCIBLE from their wrong doings. To groom children using fame is shameful and for those involved it certainly was not a THRILL.ERgo bury the fucker and move on.
Very good point. Very well put. Deserves a response
Someone’s got nothing else to do today
Very good retort, but still doesn’t change the media’s prioritisations!
Emotion above intellect.
I never thought he was that good. Neither was Elvis and Lennon would have been a nobody without McCartney and Harrison.
Another thing – have you noticed fans at Jacko concerts are right dweebs unlike fans at Springsteen or Neil Young ones.
I was hoping that Sky or someone would provide live coverage of the Keen’s BBQ, but it looks like the MSM are all missing the biggest story of the weekend.
There is very little on individual MP’s expenses in the MSM now. It is as if a pact has been reached with the Parliament of Thieves to lay off the troughers. This leaves it to the blogosphere and local dead tree press to continue the war. Yes, we will almost bore ourselves to death with repetition, but we will prevail.
Michael Jackson’s death, and the consequences of his money and who’s going to get it, will run and run. I bet Gordon’s rubbing his hands with glee….
I bet Jackson’s got more money than Gordoom and Darling have left of ours though!
Ba chóir go mbeadh sí léasta.
Cé hí ar aon chor?
What the fuck is this?
Looks Gaelic – maybe it’s a cryptic message in a bottle for Guido?
A cryptic message from the bottle more like.
“A cryptic message from the bottle more like.”
Yeah, smells like 5 gallons of White Lightning from here.
It means something along the lines of “She should be horsewhipped. Who is she anyway?”
And yes it is Erse.
Yeah, a bunch of Erse.
It’s from a Mick who’s been drinking red diesel. (Thought it was Rioja)
“You won’t believe this in the Mail on Sunday.”
Won’t believe anyone thought this was worth printing? Most certainly.
20 Years ago a student went to a party! Someone at the party turned out to be unpleasant! She must have known all along and probably helped him drug his victims.
Bananas, dwarves, rapists, strippers, fucktards……..what would Sunday be without them?
image if you randomly met Brown, Balls and the Millitwat twins in a pub, what would you make of them?
I could only assume that one of would be a carer looking after the other three, however you couldn’t really be sure who was in charge
If you met those three in a pub you are in the wrong pub.
Too right. It’s a gay bar. Scarper.
Jesus! how would I know if they have bummed me whilst I wasn’t watching?
Try shouting SPARTANS at the top of your voice.
If anyone looks up, you’ve been bummed.
You would wake up screaming.
That’ll be the Brown Coal Miners. You want the Nags head opposite.
I would make of them a filling Westminster Haggis. Cheapsheep’s stomach stuffed with scrotemeal and as many foreskins and arseholes as can be found – in this case 4. Serve with bashed Byrnes and Hatties.
Cheers! Brown would be the one throwing money left,right and centre( not his own ),Balls is looking for a sucker(aren’t we all?)The twins would be on doubles.
Not than interesting. I guess the only thing it really proves is the Bercows are as thick as two short planks to have been so completely taken in by Blair!
Ampers.
I’m very cross with Guido for referencing to this filth in the Daily mail, on a Sunday of all days. Shame.
Order, order!
BBC. You are taking the fucking piss.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5671336/BBC-sends-407-staff-to-Glastonbury-festival.html
Is there anything more wanky than watching 407 middle class wankers wanking themselves off in front of TV cameras complaining that their wanky loafers are scuffed and can the borrow some wanky shoe polish so they can go to the wanky Ivy for wanky dinner transported by wanky chauffered cars once the wanky sun goes down?
I don’t think so
Glastonbollocks?
Anyone see Jo Whiley (autobiog available at all shit bookshops now) criticise Lady Gaga for flashing her bra & knickers, whilst simultaneously showing all the viewing public her growler on the sofa all last night? Is there a highlights programme?
Picture please!
google “Producer capture”
The BBC is run for the benefit of BBC staffs not the viewers.
End the TV_Tax.
Grassroots action is required. It’s simple. Just don’t pay. If TVL come knocking, don’t answer the door. They depend on doorstep confessions. The detector vans are a myth. Search warrants are as rare as hens’teeth — BBC/TVL operates by black propaganda. See tvlicensing.biz & other good emporia of dis-disinformation for details, then save yourself an index-linked £142 p.a. for ever!
Tickets cost £175 for a weekend ticket.
The BBC should be next for some serious examination of their perks. This lot have been troughing for years: vastly over-staffed, bloated pension schemes, taxis (or chauffeurs) everywhere, bonuses for just being there, jobs for those who are “on message” a culture where it is almost imposible to actually sack anyone, and quadruple the layers of managers that a private company would need. Oh, but that’s ok it’s only our money, do what you like with it tossers….the day of reckoning will come….
Sir Michael Lyons (born 1949), is the Chairman of the BBC Trust, the governing body of the British Broadcasting Corporation, and the Chairman of the English Cities Fund.
He is a former Labour Party councillor and council chief executive in the United Kingdom, who has also been involved in some of the key central government commissions and reports into local government finance from 2000 to 2007.
He is currently known as being a useless fucking Huhne.
Another Nulabour placeman…..I am sure Cammo will not hold that against him when he has him sacked.
Anyone who believes the Beeb could send 437 people to Beijing and it only cost £3 million should stop watching Celebrity Doing Something I’m Not Really Very Good At before their brain trickles out of their ears.
i didn’t know there was any 5 star hotels in glastonbury !
As so many have said this is a non-story. To punish the MoS Guido should seek out suitable sleaze about its editor and staff (and those of its rivals). Time to punish the useless excuses for journalists who come up with such rubbish. But I forgot – Guidos in their pockets.
Playing billiards no doubt.
And you got up early this morning to bring us this….rapidly getting past your sell-by date. You’ve had your 15 minutes – move over.
plenty of wanking.
Stating the obvious.
now you are being churlish old man.
I met a bloke in the tube once.
He may well have gone on to be older.
He may also have died from the smell.
Silent ones are the most deadly.
Well, he wasn’t looking too well, I must say.
Not if his name was Michael Jackson. Was he white or black?
He wasn’t sure.
Khaki!
I met someone on the tube as well: probably the same chap.
I’ve never met any bloke on the tube, and he’s still alive.
I went to Cockfosters once by mistake when I fell asleep on the train. Nothing about it in the Mail on Sunday yet, AFAIK.
What’s the best way to CockFosters?
Serve it warm,mate.
Was it Joe and his fiancee Rube?
They used to pose around the tube.
Gobbing phlegm without a care,
Matching boots and purple hair.
I’m pretty sure they have aged in the intervening passage of time.
I’m confused by this Burqa and Tiller Girl malarkey.
The Mail is read by middle aged, middle class, Tory ladies. Show a pretty picture, associate her with Oxford University, the Young Conservatives, a “Swiss finishing school” and dinner with the Queen and you have a home counties hero. She is “glam and sexy”.
Now add a peeled banana to a black cab rapist in the suitably named “Baring Room”, spike the champagne and you have a real dog’s dinner. Strawberries and Cream mixed with curry powder.
The point of the exercise seems to be to “reveal” that Illman is not the cuddly little socialist that labour MPs believed her to be. As if Labour MPs took any notice of the Mail.
All the article has achieved is hint to Hello Magazine that a centrefold spread of John and Sally would be well received.
The Mail hacks are just jealous, they have the hots for her but they know she would laugh at their pot bellies and limp dicks.
So there must be must mirth in the Bercow household of an evening?
Is Mark here today?
Is he a teacher? nickname ” Mark my words”?
Shit, I wanted to stay anonymous.
Hamill or Lester?
I always thought he was a plucky little chap,full of spunk.
So what? This is one of those “Ipswich woman once met astronaut’s sister-in-law’s hairdresser” type stories.
ST has story on Squeaker being paid £40k by company involved in special schools. This was just after he wrote a report for McMoron which led to £52m extra funding for such schools.
Coincidence?
Is the Pope a catholic?
Most definitely.
I need a shit
The woods are that way ( * points *).
God knows!
Ronnie Biggs released from HM Prison in Norwich with a broken hip. Just in time for the local by-election. Gordon said he needed new candidates that can “uphold the highest standards of integrity”.
Maybe he could be persuaded to pass up Norwich in favour of standing in Buckingham at the general election. Now that would make a fun contest.
Ronnie would never vote for that bunch of crooks.
He’s got more morals that the shower in parliament at the moment. I’d rather vote for him than anyone else.
He managed to remain more moral in the shower in prison.
Didn’t his gang leave one of the railway staff with permanent brain damage? The poor bloke lingered on for just enough years for Ronnie to escape a charge of murder.
The train driver died several years later, not from the blow to his head, but from leukaemia.
“Ed Balls has just given a commanding performance on the Andrew Marr show, speaking at length about pubic expenditure and the tough choices the government is making to beat the recession.”
A Freudian slip if ever there was one.
http://www.labourlist.org/ed_balls_on_the_andrew_marr_show_alex_smith
I don’t remember Labourslost being this bad when it was under the commanding leadership of Comrade Draper.
How much are Labour spending on pubes these days? Is there a five year pubic renewal program in place? Can I claim for pubic expenditure on exes? I think we should be told.
Labour are very concerned about what goes on in pubes. They have introduced a no smoking ban in them which is why there aren’t so many of them to enter nowadays. There is also a new health warning on fag packets stating: “Smoking in pubes can damage your genitals and those of others”.
Right… back to that can of Magners…
German chancellor Angela Merkin proposes all pubic expenditure should be cut to a bear minimum like that used by the Brazilian model. If the pubic finances are cut, the gap between the two legs of the economy (income & outgoings) can be easily identified and the chasm filled.
At risk of repeating myself here, but the best slip was when he corrected himself, replacing ‘our decisions’with ‘Alastair Darling’s decisions’
Pathetic to watch him arguing that profligate spending now is the right policy, whilst distancing himself from his Chancellor’s obvious difficulty in balancing the books.
Cancelling the Comprehensive Spending Review is ‘Alastair’s decision’(Cabinet not involved in this one, then?)
What a turd this man is
Balls, Pubic, Expenditure. Not often you see those three words in the same sentence outside of a genitalia enhancement clinic.
In what way is borrowing lots and lots and lots of money, really staggeringly offensively huge sums of money and spending it tough?
It is not going to be long before Darling gets fed up of Balls impersonating him and does the honest thing of telling it the way it is.
It is the only way the voters will respect him and it would enable him to go down in the history books as one of the few honest labour politicians.
It would also enhance Darlings chances of keeping his seat and Balls’chances of losing his.
Ignorance is bliss to some.
The voice of experience.
Re Mrs Bercow – what’s all the fuss about?
I’ve had her – she’s rubbish
You too?
bet you haven’t had her husband though.
I have – he’s rubbish too
Wasn’t it Christine Keeler who said 2Life’s better under the Tories” ??
She was wrong which why I am right behind Gordon Brown and Labour
Anyone know any good Russian jokes? They have got to be better than the puerile Stalinist attempts we are getting here today.
slobberdown mycockubitch
Ivor Chestikov.
call me an ugly bastard if you like but I get confused when the goddamned threads get too long, am I getting old?
a-l-l
h-o-p-e
r-e-m-a-i-n-s
i-n
S-p-e-d-o S-h-o-r-t-s
A YouGov poll for today’s People newspaper sees the Tory lead increase to 16%, with the party again hitting the psychologically important 40% rating.
Labour 24% down 1%
LibDummies 17% down 1%
Tories 40% up 2%
The eyes ave it the eyes ave it
Finally, after what seems like weeks of wall-to-wall coverage, Jackson is being removed from MSM front pages.
Now just the funeral to get through, followed later, of course, by the obligatory photo of a relative weeping uncontrollably at the grave.
I have decided to be buried at sea.
Is that Village People?
Beautiful, spritual music …
I haven’t had my oats today.
Bran Flakes surely?
Care for a pop tart?
Disgraceful! Table a motion about it.
Not much doing a bit quiet around here today. Everybody must be round at that Barbe que at the Keens !
I blame the management.
I blame the unions.
I blame the onions.
don’t blame it on the sunshine , don’t blame it on the moonlight, just blame it on the onions.
Echo?
Where’s Ben Bradshaw (the good looking one) when you need him?
Felching a Tunisian rent boy.
Kate Garraway married Derek Draper therapist
Must be something about politics that attracts these women to odd men.
I’ve had Kate Garraway .. she’s rubbish
I had to drug the bitch
I think Derek just used his Hypno therapist skills
Tubbed her and got lucky
I didnt take her south of the river so it was all within the rules
Now bend over
Such intelligent chat here today.
Shut it!
Fook orf!
Don’t think I’ll bother even asking for a non-existent refund…
I will return in another Body…
The D’Hondt method
In a closed list system, each voter casts a single vote for the party of their choice. In an open list system, the voter votes for a candidate personally, but the vote is principally counted as a vote for the candidate’s party.
After all the votes have been tallied, successive quotients or ‘averages’are calculated for each list. The formula for the quotient is V/(s+1), where:
V is the total number of votes that list received; and
s is the number of seats that party has been allocated so far (initially 0 for all parties in a list only ballot, but includes the number of seats already won where combined with a separate ballot, as happens in Wales and Scotland).
Whichever list has the highest quotient or average gets the next seat allocated, and their quotient is recalculated given their new seat total. The process is repeated until all seats have been allocated.
The order in which seats allocated to a list are then allocated to individuals on the list is irrelevant to the allocation procedure. It may be internal to the party (a closed list system) or the voters may have influence over it through various methods (an open list system).
The rationale behind this procedure (and the Sainte-Laguë procedure) is to allocate seats in proportion to the number of votes a list received, by maintaining the ratio of votes received to seats allocated as close as possible. This makes it possible for parties having relatively few votes to be represented.
I prefer the bukkake principle personally.
I can’t help thinking that an absolute monarchy tempered by assassination would be a better system.
Everyone gets fucked!
Some people here are making far too much use (unnecessary use) of Strong and emphasis for my liking.
F\uck of you moaning old twat
Well it really gets on my fucking tits. That expat bloke is the worst; he even redacts his own postings. Huhne.
I AM
what I AM
thick as thieves is obviously suffering from multiple personality disorder today…
steve, my health is not in question.
but I have had lots of imitators recently and I always take heart when that happens.
I guess that means I’m kind of famous.
and it also means I am getting right up the c’unts noses.
excellent.
the chances of a hung parliament are increasing by the day.
now that’s what I call democracy.
absolutely briiliant!
What a total hain
I just opened a packet of cornflakes and found one that looks like Michael Jackson in 1976. What should I do?
This is it exactly:
http://www.allmichaeljackson.com/gallery/Jacksonsera/images1/Jacksonsera1.jpg
Just b eat it.
Is it the King of Coco-Pop?
Guido are you finished with that picnic yet?? – lovely day – hope the BBQ at the Keens went well.
We could do with a new thread. Boredom on here has led to what Theodore Dalrymple calls ‘ a search for vices.’
Poor MJ has fallen from the front page of the news ( gordon and his love of celebrity will be distraught) , Alan Milburn, the only decent man in Labour, other than Frank Field is stepping down, and Darling has cancelled his Comprehensive Spending Review until after the GE because he fears that it will show what a real mess they have made of the economy.
Please let’s talk about something else than darling sally!!!!
Don’t you spell it ‘Speedo’?
Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.
It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
Cressida Dick, the Commander in charge of the operation that led to the death of Jean Charles de Menezes, is making a bid for the job of Northern Ireland’s next Chief Constable.
Disgusting! Disgraceful! And I hope the people of Northen Ireland will have the sense to say that they don’t want her.
See you can be nice sometimes (don’t know about the Noel Coward accent though) I’m a fenwoman- and have difficulty in understanding fancy accents.
Whatever. Fine wine, summer’s evening, sitting on a swing seat watching the garden – what can be better.
Hope you have recovered from your insomnia.
Guido I suspect is still enjoying his picnic. I live in hope that he’s going to change the thread soon.
The fen sits east around the Wash, north of London.
Beautiful place in summer – hell in winter.
In WW1 (though you may not be interested) the village I came from lost every single man between the ages of 19 and 39, to the war, My grandfather’s and great uncles were among them.
The fen and that war is what shapes the way I think.
Go Southery! Spent 87 years living there.
7 years….!typo
Very flat, Norfolk.
The most beautiful place in the world and the most unforgiving.
398. Speedo. You would be wrong about immigrants. East Anglia has been formed by their imput.
The Romans( who were largely Romanian troops) and Normans( who used German mercenaries) had a major impact, not least on birth statistics!!!! Guess we all carry those genes.
In later times there were the French at Norman Cross, the Italian migration of people who knew how to work until they dropped, to the UK the 1930′s – don’t underestimate their impact on our gene pool.
What made the Americans great???? – their mix of nationalities and their ability to blend them into a national force (not perfect) but better than ours.
He was KERMITed to 10 years.
No, they said he’d have to stay inside until he croaked.
yo guido or anyone trusted blogger , i need help, does anyone now the leagel status of a blog in law and does libel included blogs ? thanks if anyone can help?
from england ya hoon
If you call an Aussie a wanker libel law does not apply as it is a statement of fact.
that was the tame one
Freddie – the batsman who bowls!!!
The Ashes are coming and we need you to get fit – so come on Freddie!!!!
am fit see me 93 other night got 2 wickets as well
Good work but you need to be bowling fast as fuck again.
i hit 90 mph other night
Another piss poor performance from Andrew Marr this morning. He allowed Ed Balls to steamroller him out of the way and treat the interview as if it was a New Labour Party Political Broadcast.
Ed Balls is a bully – par excellence – brown wants him to be the next leader of the labour party.
I hope brown succeeds in that goal. If balls becomes the next leader – labour will be out of power for twenty years and maybe more!
Maybe that’s why milburn gave up today!!!!
No, you are wrong. Marr, known to be a Labour supporter, as are all other media presenters, was perfectly happy to let Balls take over the interview and use it to broadcast his own views. All these rotten presenters roll over when they interview Labour speakers.
If is true you are ok Freddie
anyway…..
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny’s mother says, “Let’s not be too harsh on them…. they are bound to be curious about sex at that age.”
“Curious about sex?” replies Mary’s mother. “He’s taken her f#cking appendix out!”
young boy walk’s in the bathroom his mother has her leg up on the bath shaving her legs . young boy points to her nethers and says WHATS THAT ? his mother says Its where your daddy hit me with an axe ! he says good shot right in the c*nt !
Lets face it every girl knows what a banana feels like ! and not just in her hand eh !
Do ya like me hairstyle?
When I go t’barbers I always ask for Wind Tunnel Lesbian Look!
if brown popped his cloggs what would the papers say ? or what would you put on his head stone ?
headstone HERE LIES LIES !
no snot snot snot
No thats Mangledbums banana’s
Browns last words with his dying breath Iv’e never felt better ! a liar to the last !
excellent !
What she couldn’t have known when she hopped up on stage to join ‘Terry The Minder’ was that he would later become infamous as the Black Cab rapist John Worboys
In the trade this is what we call a non-story. The Sunday Mail. No turn unstoned.
should be excellent 384
Yes, I do believe this (non) story. I don’t often believe what I read in the papers but…
“Profile: John Bercow: Little Mr Turncoat in an awfully big chair” That’s in the Mail. So, what with the “Mrs Bercow once met someone who eventually did something bad” story, the Mail really has it in for Bercow. Bloody Hell! Who did he offend on the Mail?
Perhaps he’s just an objectional, oily little oik?
mandy is doing a great job protecting Blair’s image.
He saved brown’s neck in the latest coup (according to the Spectator), his fee? brown must ensure there should be a closed Inquiry on Iraq and so protect Blair.
Oh Dear mandy you have failed.
Iraq Inquiry now to be held in public – largely because Mp’s and the public know how Blair manipulated the Hutton Inquiry.
This time everything has to:
a) be in the open
b) be on oath
c) BE CROSS EXAMINED!! (this never happened in Hutton)
mandy a fookin hoon
Perhaps Brown’s greatest mistake is that Chilcot will report AFTER the General Election
He may take some flak from the present Government, in being brave enough to insist on open sessions and sworn oaths
But in year’s time he would be applauded as a champion of new, open governance
What Cameron needs to say is that when he comes to office he will change the remit of the Inquiry and it will be completely open!!
We are waiting Dave for you to tell us that!!!!
Dave Cameron is a left as they come he was also one of the original founders of the UAF.
You’s will find out all about phoney Cameron once you elected him.
I DONT WANT CAMERON I WANT HAGUE ! ameron has twice had to pay back money ! it’s not the amount. it’s the fraud Oh sorry i’ll just pay it back is not a defence in british law.Otherwise our prisons would be empty !
if cameron wasn’t a millionaire he would be a fucking communist.
he even claims housing benefit for fucks sake.
yep, in a different time and place cameron would definitely be the type to join the communists.
Is it my understanding that Cammo will only give us a referendum, when elected, if Lisbon has’nt been ratified by all other EU states?
Who cares? I’d rather have Chavez or Ahmadinejad in charge than Brown and his toadies. ANYONE is better. Dave will be a blessed relief.
o/t new thread
Yes Dave as PM-
Hague as Foreign Minister (thank god – what a relief after margaret and the millitwit who have brought us to derision in the international community)
I just wish we could have Ken Clarke as Chancellor ( yes I know he is pro Eu – and that is bad – but George – is loveable but lightweight!!)
right nell, so the top three would be:
dave cameron ( benefit cheat and self confessed cannabis user/possible former cocaine, acid and ecstasy user)
gideon osborne ( begs russian villains for money, claims housing benefit, former user of cannabis/possible former user of cocaine and prostitutes)
ken clarke ( cancer stick ken if – it kills people ken will sell it because ken is a big fat greedy Huhne/definite pro eu stooge will suck the eu cock for cash, lick it real good ken’s a real dirty fucking slut when it comes to cash.
sell his country would ken. rims for cash just like mandy.
fucking traitors.
so there are the three fucking wankers you propose should run the country nell.
you must be having a fucking larf you fucking retard.
What is it about the Labour lot and bananas?
Who would you rather see stripping? This bloke or Margaret Beckett?
The weather today has been beautiful – good growing weather-
10 drowning street and it’s children are having great success in growing srawberries
sarah – dear lass has enjoyed celebrity time at glastonbury
gordon has done the job sarah and mandy mapped out for him in his briefing note and has milked the Michael Jackson death for everything that he could.
A great weekend all round.
Can we now change the thread. Please Guido!!!!????
worst one TOADay
Are we talking about George Os spawn ?
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