Gordon’s Lies Get More Extreme
Gordon at a photo op this afternoon:
“They [Tories] would take away all the measures that would help the unemployed.”
Are the Tories really going to abolish the dole and re-training grants? When did they say that?
UPDATE : Labour have just sent out a press release:
We will uphold the highest standards of integrity – Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown MP, Prime Minister and Leader of the Labour Party, today pledged Labour candidates to the highest standards of integrity, accountability, and prudence with public money.
100 of Labour’s young candidates and activists joined Gordon Brown at Labour HQ to sign up to an eight point promise that they will put the public’s interest first.
Of course you will…
Hat-tip : FT Westminster Blog
I think delusional sums it up. But doesn’t sum it up anywhere near enough.
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Guido, please change that photo! I feel like GB is blowing me a kiss and I’m already not in the best of health.
And those lies are not delusional, they’re immoral.
I thought that too….made me feel very queasy..
When the going gets tough the tough start hanging around youths.
Its not natural.
“When the going gets tough the tough start hanging around youths.
Its not natural.”
Is anything about Von Braun and his crew of thieves, perverts and thugs natural?
If you groom the kid’s young enough, the fuckers will beleave anything, 70+ virgins for example.!
I’d much rather he kissed me rather than screwing me along with rest of the country
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BREAKING NEWS on SKY MICHAEL JACKSON “DEAD”
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Dial 999, the man’s pants are on fire! The Conservatives have got him on the run, poor Gordon is reduced to blatant lies.
I know every day he’s in power brings a landslide ever closer but he must go now, the damage this man is doing to the economy is enormous. I work in finance and Brown’s mendacious budgets are raising the price of debt in Britain, affecting companies’ ability to raise money in the markets.
Hopefully those young activists would have helped gordon get the people’s message.
“Dude! You’re totally busted.”
“Like your man Merv was getting lairy at your face.You let that Merchant Banker dis you on your own manor.Made you look like a right mong, innit.”
“No one beleef you coz you iz so gay. You iz though.”
He’s simply a lieing fuck.
BREAKING NEWS on SKY MICHAEL JACKSON “DEAD” of heart attack age 50
I wrote elsewhere:
Why is that important?
He had no talent whatsoever.
An idiot on the BBC Radio 4 Today programme compared Jackson to Mozart and Beethoven.
Mozart died aged about thirty five and in his short life, composed some of the most sublime music ever written. Beethoven composed music of the most utter depth, serenity and profundity, never equalled before or since and by the time he did so, had lost his hearing. How does Jackson’s racket compare to but two of the greatest composers to have lived?
Will Jackson’s rubbish be played a few years hence? Unlikely, I suggest, yet Mozart’s, Beethoven’s and other great composers both past and present will continue to be played, listened to and studied for as long as mankind continues to exist on this planet.
So don’t get so emotional about Jackson. Sit down quietly and listen to Feur Elise to calm you, or Mozart’s piano concerto number 27, his last, written shortly before his death.
What a barrel of fun you are. Bet you’re great in bed.
BREAKING NEWS on SKY MICHAEL JACKSON “DEAD” of heart attack age 50
HOT NEWS
Popular Scottish comedian set to take over the 50 bookings at O2 with a one-man show currently being rehearsed in Westminster. Max Clifford said “Gordon will have them rolling in the aisles with his quips, Nokia throwing routine, and knockabout humour. Tickets will fly. Sell the kids, put it on expenses – do anything to secure a ticket.” Full support. Concessions for under-10s and dim.
At ease, boys and girls
Why is that important?
He had no talent whatsoever.
An idiot on the BBC Radio 4 Today programme compared Jackson to Mozart and Beethoven.
Mozart died aged about thirty five and in his short life, composed some of the most sublime music ever written. Beethoven composed music of the most utter depth, serenity and profundity, never equalled before or since and by the time he did so, had lost his hearing. How does Jackson’s racket compare to but two of the greatest composers to have lived?
Will Jackson’s rubbish be played a few years hence? Unlikely, I suggest, yet Mozart’s, Beethoven’s and other great composers both past and present will continue to be played, listened to and studied for as long as mankind continues to exist on this planet.
So don’t get so emotional about Jackson. Sit down quietly and listen to Feur Elise to calm you, or Mozart’s piano concerto number 27, his last, written shortly before his death.
Delusional? Nope he’s not delusional, he’s just a fucking leftist and like all leftists thinks the world should be shaped to his liking. I fucking hate leftists.
Is it not strange that a leftist would rather employ scorched earth tactics than give ground to the right of centre? They are prepared to destroy a country just to keep it under their own control. Yet everything they do is to the detriment of the people they pretend to serve. They want big government when the majority want them out of their lives. Buses become mobile adverts for one stupid iniative after another, the entire commercial radio network is funded by reminders to be a good citizen. And we pay, for all of it.
Next they want to keep you in order. You need an ID card. Why? Do you think the police are not fully capable of finding out your identity? Ever tried lying to a copper? I have and it doesn’t work. Terrorism is used as a reason for more and more draconian laws all designed to take power from the people and give it to the government. Many of these laws proposed by the Labour party have been truly frightening and only watered down by opposition in the house. If Labour had its way we would be in a much worse place than we are now.
At the end of the day I come from a pretty average family, two sons and parents who ran a small business, and out of the four of us exactly none of us live in the UK anymore. I wouldn’t live under that regime even if somebody pointed the pointy bit of a gun at me. So Labour you fucked up. With a combined annual wealth of going on 400k a year you are getting the grand total of fuck all. I trust the Germans to spend my money more than I do you.
Welcome to Browns Britain. The workers are driving past Sangatte to get away from the place while the scroungers cross country after country to come for the best deal in Europe.
Good on you!
Everyone should emigrate and leave the deficit to Brown, Balls, Cooper, Harman, Jowell (who claims she did not even know that her house had been mortgaged then unmortgaged and signed the relevant documents and did not getthrown out of Parliament for lying) and all the other liars, shysters and crooks who think that they are the government
The words “Labour” “standards” “integrity” “accountability” and “prudence” just don’t seem to go together
Anyone seen a plot running around here on its own ???
Looks like the one-eyed son of the manse has lost one !
Actually he’s lost most of them, I heard they were last seen attempting to board a cargo ship heading for the Antarctic.
You just don’t understand the deep cyclical nature of gordon’s masterplan
Forget about all those confusing and misleading figure and concentrate on the essence of The PM’s grand plan.
Debt means Investment
Investment means Jobs
Jobs mean Security
Security means Growth
Growth reduces Debt
Debt means…
WAR!!
He’s been reading 1984 again!
Debt (now) means …
impoverishing our children later.
McBust wants to put our children into debt just so he can pretend to himself that we are not really living beyond our means here and now.
Iv’e found one for him.!
Dear All
Brown is Arnie at end of T2 doing down into the molten metal, the only difference is Brown wants to climb back out.
Totally lost the plot.
Is he trying for a bigger pension based on medicial grounds?
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear Mr Laird
There is no such place as Glasgow University. You may, however, mean the University of Glasgow. In either case I have alerted the Media Relations manager at that institution that you are persistently using their name as a guarantor of your credibility to engage in partisan political activity, something of which I know they will take a dim view, since in this economic climate a University’s reputation is its sole reliable asset.
If there is no such place as Glasgow University then why have you written to the University of Glasgow to inform them that someone is not using their name?
Mad or what?
Dear Isa
Thank you, a voice of reason at last.
I think this guy is a troublemaker!
He has upset me and I was having a nice quiet afternoon.
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Dear PT
Do they have a Media Relations Manager?
What is the clown’s name?
And what computer games does he play all day?
“something of which I know they will take a dim view, since in this economic climate a University’s reputation is its sole reliable asset”.
Too late for that stance, the lying thieving bastards.
Ask them where the Pro Paedophile PhD by Richard Yuill is.
Thanks for annoying them; they hate my guts!
Yours sincerely
George Laird
The Campaign for Human Rights at Glasgow University
Bugger off unless you’re capable of being funny.
“Ask them where the Pro Paedophile PhD by Richard Yuill is.”
I imagine there is a microfiche available from the three copyright libraries in London, Cambridge and Oxford. Even if Glasgow take it out of circulation to stop grubby fingers messing up the pages, it does not cease to exist.
Censorship is always an ugly business, but you really should adjust your priorities, sir, since one struck-off teacher’s doctoral thesis is hardly ‘large beer’.
Tetris rules!
Gordon Broon might have words to say on the issue of copyright libraries
diddums!
Just spotted this: he’s not even Scotch – he’s American!
Americans ask ‘Do they have…?’, meaning ‘Have they got…?
In this country, the question would be framed, ‘Have they got a Media Relations Manager…?’
‘Do you/they have…’ asks about a situation normally obtaining; ‘Have you…?’ asks about the present moment.
American Visitor: Do you have Postcards of Buckingham Palace?
Shop-keeper: Yes.
American Visitor: Can I see some, please?
Shop-keeper: No, I’m sorry we haven’t any in.
English Customer: Have you any Postcards of Buckingham Palace?
Shop-keeper: I’m afraid not, Sir, there’s been such a sudden demand, we’re sold out. We’ll have some in shortly.
English Customer: So you do have them…?
Shop-keeper: Oh yes, Sir, we do have them…
I KNOW I’M A FRAUD BUT I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS . I’M A THICK TWAT AND NEVER WENT TO UNIVERSITY , I EVEN GOT SACKED FROM MC DONALDS BECAUSE I WAS NOT UPTO THE JOB. I JUST WANT A FRIEND !
Glasgow – the right to die early from heart disease, the right to live on the bru, the right to march on the 12th, and the right to eat deep fried Mars Bars.
Just go off and help those in need.
Nonsense. Arnie was the good ‘guy’ in T2 – no way you could ever say that about Brown.
He is completely insane now and should be locked in the nut house until his fair trial for treason and war crimes.
Then his head should be placed on a pole in front of parliment as a warning to future PM’s
or pick your own punnishment
Think Count Drakul…….
I just think it would be kinder to shoot him and put him and us out of this misery.
Impale him like they used to do in olden times.
Maybe we could put his head on a Pole outside Parliament?
Unfortunately, according to the Daily Mail they’ve all gone home because McMad has screwed the economy into the ground.
Crucifixion is a reasonable punishment. It was good enough for Spartacus and he was a good guy.
Gordon Brown’s correct and just punishment will be to live a long, long time. Death would spare him the daily torment of thinking back on how he, almost single handedly but with a little help from Tony, completely destroyed the Labour Party.
Who cares about the Labour Party? He ruined the country which is a lot more important than Labour, new or old.
Gets worse he still thinks he’s increasing spending !
Said so to Labour actiivists this PM
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jameskirkup/100001052/gordon-brown-cant-help-himself-on-public-spending/
The man has lost touch with reality
He’s also claimed to be handsome and an effective PM.
What are you all on about? He’s quite consistent. Next election it’s to be a clear choice: Tory cuts versus Labour investment in public services…
The men in white coats: they’re coming to take him away… they’re coming to take him away… they’re coming to take him awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gordon is a prophet.
of doooooooooooooooom
but he only ever makes a loss
upon withdrawal
Where is a large fish when it is needed?
What plaice, do you mean?
..more than an hour later, and that’s the SOLE response!
Back to my PERCH, then.
stop carping on !
My plaice, or yours?
When’s the next monthly press briefing? He’s going to be falling over so many trip-wires he’ll look like a beast with the staggers. He hasnae the memory fer the lyin’.
He will be in quarantine with flying pig flue by then.
Can swine git it?
This man really is unfit to be PM. There’s nothing more to say. Election time!
He could not run an party with alcoholic beverages in a brewery.
Cameron’s youth grouping was much more interesting, though I’m told lacked the ‘Carry On’ nature of Brown’s.
Gordon’s message is clear then, if you want to be/are unemployed, vote Labour.
That’s why the one-eyed bastard’s destroying so many jobs. It’s the only way for him to try to grab a few desperate votes as he slides down into the septic tank of history, leaving Lord Sleazleson to move into Numero Dix. (Just kidding about the last bit!).
… hang on! We anaerobic Bacteria – yes that’s ‘we’, so no feeble jokes about ‘wee’ – do a magnificent job (sorry!) of working on all the deiecta you humans produce. Please, oh puh-lease!, do not confuse us with cess-pits, where the s**t and p**s are just piled, and left to putrefy… Why are my few cells instantly reminded of Gor! Done-Brown’s commode, Chamber, Cabinet…?
It’s not about the dole, ya lying wee shite.
It is about programs to get the unemployed back to work. The Toerags have been against these since they were introduced by Labour.
Anyway, good luck with the Toerag outreach program in the North. You’ll need it.
A healthy economy generates jobs, if they ain’t there the rest is just condescending spin and twaddle. Haway and boil yeer head.
So the Zanu-party have announced they are going to be cutting the punishment for working and the punishment for employing someone (as this is by far the cheapest (for the country) and best way to lower unemployment)?
Thought not. They’ll just be “employing” some people to “work” in “training” (and keep even more off the real figures).
How many million are in “training” or long term incapacity now?
“It is about programs to get the unemployed back to work”
‘Back’ to work?? back?? ROFL
Neph
*Currently applying for a state job as a Dog Walking Co-ordinator*
As the comments above demonstrate, Toerags treat these programs with ridicule and contempt and will abolish them.
Quod erat demonstrandum
Thanks guys for being honest for once. Geedo will be pleased, but just don’t do it too often, eh?
Hooooooooooooot…
Give me my pension back you thieving, lying, socialist jock fuckwit.
They are ridiculed because they don’t work AND they cost the hard working families a lot of tax money.
OK,tell me about the success of the New Deal?
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I’d go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I’ve gone completely out of my mind.
And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they’re coming to take me away ha ha
You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I’m utterly mad.
And they’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They’re coming to take me away ha ha…
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they’ll find you yet, and when they do they’ll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.
And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle thier thumbs and toes
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha
Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you’ll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there’s someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!
And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
Damn you, I was going to post that.
I loved that song!
Anyone remember the name of the chap who sang it? I was a wee slip of a lass when it was released.
Napoleon XIV aka Jerry Samuels – watch it here.
It was Napolean XIV, composer credit to “Bonaparte”.
It was none other than Napoleon XIV – also known as Jerry Samuels.
Thank you sooo much. So long ago, I’d nearly forgotten the words…..
Kim Fowley
Can’t see why this is remarkable. It is parroting the same of left-wing scare mongering “Tories will eat your babies” shit, that Labour and the left-wing c@nts have always come out with.
The logic works like this: Keep repeating the same bullshit lines and soundbites over and over again, (the BBC will oblige them, naturally) and some of the retards in the electorate may just believe them, even if informed people (which sadly make up a minority of the electorate) no they are talking utter bollocks.
They have used this tactic to great effect whilst in opposition. But after 12 years of raping this country, nobody gives a shit what the w@nkers in the Labour Party have to say.
“The logic works like this: Keep repeating the same bullshit lines and soundbites over and over again…”
Errrr, you’re giving away Geedo’s secret, subtle and cunning strategy, learned at sugar daddy Ashcroft’s privy demesnes in Nevis and hinterlands…
Oh no, Ambrose is back.
That’s the truly amazing thing about the Toerags.
There’s just never anything of substance. They’ve absolutely nothing to say beyond the distractions and name-calling you find in the school playground.
And it’s precisely the same thing with Cameron too. There’s absolutely nothing there. Nothing at all.!
Nada, zilch, nothing….
They’ve been so long out of power that they’ve forgotten what it’s all about.
And with this performance it looks like they’ll have a further five years to learn….
It’s not just the Tories who know McDebt = financially incompetent; Lib Dems do too, and UKIP (you know, the party that beat Labour at the last election. har har!).
Now that’s what I call a Tory policy. If this is true then there is hope for Dave yet.
There may not be any choice if the chilling warnings from the BoE Governer are accurate. Only a large explosion of gunpowder in the HofC will jolt these incompetent prats out of their state of denial.
He’s gone mad! Utterly bonkers!
No, he was born bonkers
I have it from the mouth of a psychiatric nurse of 30 years’ experience that in interviews and speeches The One-Eyed One really does display body-language consistent with deep psychotic problems, but then you knew that already, didn’t you? “Now then, now then. Did you like that one from Showadywaddy, guys and gals!”
Dear Jim
Please would you fix it for me to be the executioner when Gordon Brown goes to the gallows outside Newgate prison. My Dads business went bust last year, and my Nan died on a stretcher in the hallway at the local hospital. They said it was something else, but my mum said it was really MRSA.
As you can see, seeing Gordon hang from the neck would cheer us up no end.
Yours truly
Timothy Claypole
GoBro go.
The damage that this nutter has done to the UK economy over the last 10 years and his inability to recognise it is very sad.
He DOES recognise it. He knows it as well as we do. He just LIES through his teeth about it, then lies again, and again. He has to do something to protect himself from the PM, “Lord” Mandelpoof, who’s slithering around just behind him with a beef torpedo and a shiv.
It’s Shaun traitor woodward who’s his new best friend now. He’s responsible for putting all the 10% crap into the the gorgon’s head. And is mandy miffed?!
He’s a thieving, lying, backstabbing, Fuxxxxx hypococrite without a trace of integrity.
Wish I could find a suitable car sticker
‘Vote to take the GB out of Britain’. (My favourite once seen was ‘Speed Limited to 119mph)
My favorite was:
Jesus Saves
But Dalgleish scores from the rebound
A dog is for life.! Not just Friday nights.!
“Till death us do part… or till another, younger, cleverer, better-looking, more exciting one comes along…”
A dog is not just for Christmas….with careful carving it should last right through to the New Year!!!
Are you speaking about that ‘nice kinda guy’ teflon tony?
Is he aware that the latest figures show school leaver not in Education, Employment, or Training has gone up, and that the number of apprenticeships have fallen ?
Still Brown’s lies are so slow and clunking that the truth does have time to get it’s boots on.
I tried to get an apprenticeship one as a plummer or mechanic the other week after finishing uni and the guy in the place didn’t know whether to laugh or cry while pushing me out the door.
That’s shocking diction for someone that has been at uni
Education, education , education
Learning to fucking spell Plumber may have been the clincher. How do you get through university with such a tenuous grasp on the English language?
Now how do you know he didn’t mean a job picking plums? Give the man some slack.
Easy. Everyone does these days.
Dear Matt,
you have been sadly let down by the education system. I suggest you contact other people of your age and take out a class action against the government.
Either that or get a mob together and nail them to a fucking tree.
p.s.
I’m not really suggesting the latter, as it may be illegal.
p.p.s
If it is legal, then go for it.
Can someone please explain why, if I lie in my job I would get kicked out of my Profession and/or face the possibility of legal action under such headings as Trade Descriptions, Mis-representation of goods and sales, Deception, Fraud etc.
If you work in advertising and sell bog roll that does not do the job the Advertising Standards Agency will have you up on misrepresentation-these idiots peddle shit and we are meant to accept it.
Seriously when does lieing like this become something we can take civil if not criminal action on???
‘Can someone please explain why, if I lie in my job I would get kicked out of my Profession and/or face the possibility of legal action under such headings as Trade Descriptions, Mis-representation of goods and sales, Deception, Fraud etc.’
Nope… (sorry)
But I do suggest becoming an MP, that way you’ll get paid a LOT more, get a gold-plated pension, be able to lie and fiddle your expenses with complete impunity, enjoy multiple junkets abroad AND (if all that were not enough), get to shag pop stars whilst wearing a silly wig (woof!).
Who’s the mug now eh?
Neph
*has silly wig, prepared to travel*
just wait ’til they are a couple of turds short at the bi-annual stock-take: CALL
MANDELBUM.
Put the public’s interests first and jump off Beachy Head you one eyed Scottish Hoon!
What a joke. The bastards signed their name against fraudulent expense claims. What’s the big deal with signing something. Eight point Promises / pledge cards, spin, spin and more useless spin.
The guy is a total cock.
Fucking lying bastard hoon. When will the one eyed piece of shit finally get the message and just fuck off.
He’s like the Greeks, lost his marbles.
Did you say bubble?
If Dave abolishes the dole for averyone under 25 unemployed for say 12 months the sewage costs and sales of bog rolls in Chav land will skyrocket
Either Wayyyy too abstract or I’m rather slow today….
Neph
*trying to see link between chavs and bogroll*
The unemployed wouldn’t need to have measures taken away if they weren’t unemployed so what he meant was that under the conservatives there wouldn’t be any unemployed because they would be employed. Probably.
The Tories plan to melt down all our grandmas and turn them into duck islands.
I’d rather be a duck island than face another term under NuLiebour.
That duck island was lovely, can’t understand why the ducks don’t like it.
getting nearer to stanislavs graphic of gordon being helped off the pitch
I’m sure Harold Shipman came over very plausable to his patients in his surgery……..Sorry Gord, we are on to you, you are murdering this country with your deluded lies and spin.
Excellent parallel. Gordon Brown is the Harold Shipman of economics.
And Tony Blair (and Obama) are the Harold Shipman’s of politics.
Labour’s young candidates, or as they like to be called the Hitlerjugend!
“Are the Tories really going to abolish the dole and re-training grants? ”
It would be a good start…
Indeedy doody. That’s really what the Toerags want, as amply demonstrated by so many commentators here.
So Gordon Brown was right all along.
Only Geedo lied…..and of course all those dribbling know-nothing sock puppets, who obviously don’t have the vote yet….
Dear Mrs Awaiting..
After reading your considered post, may I (with respect) suggest that you are a dozy twat & should fuck right off..without further delay?
Thanks!
You’ve beaten me to it, stolen my thunder, Hugh!
But, then again, I shouldn’t have been so genteel as you: she’d probably have got something like:-
‘ Gordon Brown right all along? My sister’s mizzen, and farty mizzens more! When ee’s right in the ‘ead, even then I shan’t believ ‘un: the lyin’, preposteratin toad! Ee’s ‘arden’ as Pharoah, I tell, ‘ee: ‘arden’! If e’ was took to Bodmin, they wouldn’ knaw whether for best to put ‘im to ’sylem, or to Gaol and have ‘im hanged! I’d tell ‘em: ’sylem first, and then hang ‘m! Give us time to organise trips fer to come an see ‘im hanged (like they used to do: Special Trains to Bodmin…) and enjoy every twitch and every spasm…’
Personally I would abolish child benefit, less low lives breeding, less people to find jobs. If the Tories want to be elected it is the old they need, re-establish the link with wages and pensions and take the hit and abolish Ed Balls tax on pension schemes.
If it sounds too good to be true, then it’s probably a lie.
Daftarse McTwat should think about that in relation to some of the drivel he trots out, regardless of the question asked, not least his silly protestations about spending which a small child getting pocket money for the first time would see right through.
What a fucking tosser…
You all have it wrong.
The Winking Heap of Nightsoil repeated again & again for a decade that he had brought about “…the end of Boom & Bust…”
Well it’s true. We will never have another Boom (unless it’s a Kaboom) for the foreseeable generations.
Please, someone! Infect him with Dysentery – Heaving his last breath whilst thrutching would be a suitable demise.
Finnpog.
Where did you get that word “Thrutching” ? Absolutely first class.
Just looked it up on Wikipedia, but it seems, in any case, to be a good ‘Portmanteu Word’, combining and compressing elements of ‘thrust’ and ‘crutch’… or possibly ‘thrush’ and ‘crust’.
With respect, – ( as jack the straw would say), should that word not be portmanteau?
156 Dear Naked-soled Aristocrat,
If it had been a rebuke, I would gladly have borne it; as it is, put with such gentilesse, such tact, such charm, I am overwhelmed (and if you say that should be ‘overwhealmed’ or even ‘overwheaulmed’, I will stammeringly agree with you!).
Please, please, leave Jackass and his Straw out of this! How can I ever atone for mis-spelling a french word for a suitcase? A suitcase. An item associated with travel, with holidays… ‘Portmanteau’: a cloak-bearer! May I carry you cloak?
“an eight point promise that they will put the public’s interest first.”
Why does that promise need eight points?
Point 1: We promise to put the public’s interest first.
Point 2: Uhm..
It’s a bit like the promise that John made to Pauline all those years ago “To love and cherish and forsaking all others keep me unto her as long as they both shall live”. So what happened with Tracy you fat pie scoffer?
I dunno, anyone here prepared to believe a politician’s promise?
No, thought not.
Of course, while, in an ideal world, words uttered as promises would be conceived as being binding, in our far-from ideal world, the reality is that men and women ‘make promises’ in an aspirational way – HOPING, but aware (deep down) that such promises are, like the poet Keats’s name “written in water”, or, in this case, ‘written in air’: how, in our fast-changing World, can Yesterday legislate for Today, Today legislate for Tomorrow? It has been said, ‘You cannot step twice into the same river.’ ‘Tempus fugit.’ ‘A fish needs a bicycle.’ ‘Nihil nisi bonum.’ ‘To the deaf man, all is colour; to the blind man, silence is Music’.
Let hold your grasp on all things, but clasp – nay, clutch – this: ‘ITSPROBABLYALLRUBBISHSOWHYBOTHER’
He probably thinks this is true and as an encore they will burn down all the orphanages and barbecue the inmates.
Jeez this guys is a deluded fuckwitt, every time he opens his pie hole utter bollox pours out, does anyone believe his grip on reality is anything but tenuous.
He is a desperate man, he realises that when the Tories get into office they are going to discover the extent the corrupt ZaNuLab charade have pillaged the country and just how obscene this disgustingly criminal government have really been.
This could just be yet another shameful first for the ZaNuLab tribalists, to add to their many, many “achievements” such as the first democratically elected Fascists in a British Election.
First ever British Government where former Ministers of State are imprisoned for their criminal activity while in office anyone?
Oh dear.
Another of the tedious no facts brigade.
If what any of you were saying was true you’d have copious facts to back it up. But you never do.
Why?
It’s just silly name-calling and smearing, no more than that. Totally baseless crap.
A generation of imbeciles who haven’t the foggiest how to argue a point.
Try reading up on the Dunblane massacre. Plenty of “FACT” there mate.!
I’d have used a Subjunctive/Conditional, old chap: “If any of what you were saying *were* true…”.
As to facts: is it not a fact that the Party-that-may-not-be-named has had recent electoral success?
Is it not, further, a fact that Standard & Poors have issued a ‘warning’ about the United Kingdom’s economic status, and might follow this up soon by ‘downgrading’ us from our AAA status?
Is it not a fact that Government borrowing is set to be higher than even in WWII?
Is it not a fact that…. but I know that you will ignore any and all facts, and just re-iterate your strident mantras. Much like the Bourbons, you have ‘forgotten nothing and learned nothing.’
If, and when Great Britain/UK is officially declared a ‘banana republic’, you will be heard crowing, ‘Out of six, Britain has been given three ‘A’s and one ‘B’… two ‘N’s? Probably meant as in two categories/sortings our performance was unable to be rated: think ne-plus-ultra: think non-pareil…
“It’s just silly name-calling and smearing”
Somewhat ruined by your following remark:
“A generation of imbeciles who haven’t the foggiest how to argue a point”
You really are a first class lefty fucking Hoony fuckwit hoon.
Let’s do a quick unscientific poll:
If you had the chance to kick mcMental in the face, how long would it be before you got bored doing it?
a) 5 mins
b) 10 mins
c) 3 days
d) 3 weeks
e) 3 decades
f) I’d like to be cloned so that my replacements could continue for the foreseeable future
g) Fuck that, let’s build a machine to do it
No.
The Toerags will just do away with the back to work programs, as many of their supporters here evidently want.
Condemned out of their own mouths, indeed.
Just lying about it doesn’t make what you say true. It’s obvious that the many buffoons like you on this board have nothing of substance to evidence their claims and they’re rightly disregarded as self-deluding. And that’s quite an important point to take on board, when you grow up.
I’ve got facts on my side, and the many lurkers will contrast that with your nothing but baseless smears….
Hand bags at dawn!
And I possess a crocodile!
Awaiting censorship says:
Just lying about it doesn’t make what you say true.
Has anyone told Gordon?
All these wonderful initiatives that piss away money and help nobody, you mean. Like the one the other day that coast £2 million and helped precisely 2 people?
Why do you assume that everyone posting here is a Tory supporter? I realise that that’s the only reality you can accomodate but sadly it is not the real one.
As I am not a Tory voter or policy maker,that somewhat dismantles your argument.
Is it not also a common complaint from Labour that the Tories have no policies – if that is true,Gordon’s statement cannot be. If they have and you have the details,please point me to them.
Just lying about it doesn’t make what you say true’ either. I do not believe you have quoted one fact in your various posts to support your argument. Others disagreeing with your view proves nothing. However it may count as lying in whatever reality you inhabit.
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I so agree with you, I have no wish to see the Tory Party in yet again as I feel that 30 years is too long for a failed experiment. The delusions of Labour Party Supporters that they have a ‘Socialist’ in power HaHa! I have no idea who the people of England can call on to end this madness but I do agree that Gordon Brown has no idea how to get out of this mess. I hope that David Cameron knows for your sake. I just want out!
The Tories need to get as childish as hate filled, lying, brooding, inadequate, sulking, plotting, misogynist McDoom.
Take the loony Mcdoom at his word, ask him when they pledged to abolish the dole and retraining.
Show as much energy as the blood soaked Kunt Blair and his mortgage defrauding acolytes did before the ‘97 election.
McDoom wants to destroy all opposition to Labour, so for god’s sake accept that reality and fight him on his delusional, hate filled, fantasies.
It might be interesting for everyone living in a Labour constituency to write to their MP expressing their concern. Think I’ll do just that.
Me chums we now know our glorious leader is indeed descending into pronounced insanity, and second stage delusional psychosis
‘Prudence with public money’
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“…today pledged Labour candidates to the highest standards…”
Is that like the “pledge”to hold a referendum on the lisbon treaty or whatever it’s called this week.
It’s now become apparent that when you hear anything Liebour say you should believe the exact opposite.
So the Prime McFelcher is hanging around the youngsters again is he? When is the motherfucker going to get a CRB check? He’s 58 years old for fuck’s sake, if he’s after a bit of chicken he can fucking well do it on his own time.
Like someone else we kow.
or this http://www.rebelart.net/diary/wp-database/uploads/2007/huhn.jpg
When our glorious leader bangs on about “transpeeeaaaarancy” I don’t believe he meant that his lies would be so transpeeeaaaarant
It’s all getting like a replay of the invasion of Iraq.
Do you think McDoom has a food taster and body doubles?
Will he be found in a hole, tried for war crimes (and treason) and executed?
Gordon, let’s face it, none of us would piss on you if you were on fire!
I would piss on him if he wasn’t on fire.
I would fire him and then piss on him from a great height.
Gordon Brown, 600 yards, open fire.
Did McBroon hide behind the human shield of schoolchildren once again? No difficult questions about the bloated public debt or his own fiddled expenses.
The problem is that none of you have the intelligence to understand a superior intellect such as mine.
You haven’t got the intellect of a backward chimpanzee.
Steady on, yes he has!!
Insulting chimpanzees will get you nowhere.
I tried to train an insulting chimpanzee once, I got nowhere.
I used to go to a pub where they’d trained the parrot to swear.
‘Fuck Off’ he would say
‘Wanker’ he would say.
We should send it to Gordon.
Billy, where has your brother Peter gone to my lovely?
I’ll just help myself to another frozen orange juice whilst awaiting your reply…
Fucking delicious!
Billy, where has your brother Peter gone to my lovely?
I’ll just get myself another frozen orange juice whilst awaiting your reply…
Fucking delicious!
I can never get my name right, it always seems to come out frack to bunt.
The man is completely off his rocker. What does it take to get him to bugger off? The man has ruined the economy, ripped off the taxpayer, trying to hide the facts on Iraq etc, etc, would be here all night listing everything. These things would have ruined a series of PMs.
The man now believes he’s the right person to lecture us about integrity, accountability and prudence. Anyone else would have been sectioned. Teflone Tone went easier than this! He could at least have a little humility, the arrogance is outstanding.
Anyway, how did he get 100 young candidates and activists to attend the meeting. Human-cloning in his spare time?
You forgot to mention breach of promise. ZaNuLab made a Manifesto commitment to give us a Referendum on the EU Constitution/Lisbon Treaty – they have shamefully broken that Manifesto commitment. Surprised they could scrape the barrel and find 100 people prepared to admit to being Labour activists though.
Sky News is always free, with or without a card. What sort of weird sandwich are you?
We’re cleaning up politics, said the man who still hasn’t repaid his £6,500 cleaning bill for a flat he wasn’t using.
?
It apparently now belongs to his wife.
May I suggest in line with the Zanuliebour Doublespeak we start ,as Gordon Brown does, referring to things as the opposite of what they really are…..
But we could of course do Group doublespeak
for example BROWNITE.
WOULD EQUALL
DUPLICITOUS. DISHONEST. TREACHEROUS. TREASONOUS. STALINIST.PROFLIGATE, THE LIST IS ENDLESS.
BUT I REALLY DO THINK THAT SOME CHANGES SHOULD BE MADE TO REFLECT THE MODERNITY OF THE Bliar/BROWN LEGACY.
FOR A START THE PENNINES, ONCE DESCRIBED AS THE BACKBONE OF ENGLAND,
THAT MUST AS A MATTER OF URGENCY BE CHANGED TO THE SUPPINES…..
BECAUSE ENGLAND HAS CLEARLY LOST ITS BACKBONE TO ALLOW THIS TREACHEROUS BUNCH OF SNAKES TO REMAIN IN POWER
There is a simple word for it. It was invented by NuLab, promulgated in innumerable early-morning briefings by un-named ’spokesmen’, swallowed whole by the BBC and then broadcast as truth
‘The Prime Minister is expected to say today…..’ blah blah blah blah
‘The BBC has learned……’ blah blah blah blah
Alastair Campbell has a lot to answer for, no wonder he has gone half-mad
SPIN
But he didn’t say that the promise wasn’t retrospective.
buy a fucking freeview box, if you want to watch it for “free” , steal the fucker !
Who is El Gordo blowing the kis to, I think we should be told!
…but only those that will come after the great Gordo
Or he could make a start by paying back his cleaning bill
If true, this is just shameful.
In the past I’ve been a bit wary of describing the Prime Minister as a “nutter” or “bonkers” as I believe such terms lower the standards of debate, but Gordon Brown genuinely seems to be delusional.
SHAMEFUL ? He’ll have to be monitored or he’ll start spitting on the pavement.
I’ve never heard such brass-necked dishonesty. The guy is off his rocker.
We cannot allow Brown or is party to get back into office. Just imagine what it would be like!
Don’t be deluded – the one thing he is not is – off his rocker: He is like many of
his followers – a cold, calculating, ruthless reptile. He in particular tries to divert
attention to his father’s Presbyterianism…….he has as much consideration for
that persuasion as the Holy Father in Rome does.
8 point pledge card?… Smells like Prescott has found a voice inside no. 10 again
Is anyone really listening to anything this flabby sack of shit has to say anymore?
The question is can anyone unseat this shitty government within the next 11 months? Every day is crucial. Financially and constiutionally. There must be a way.
Only if the Tories up their game, which is unlikely because they have no idea how to handle the financial crisis Brown has landed us in, while blaming everyone else.
He will land a decently paid job with a pension, but we suckers will be paying for his mistakes, lies and distortions for the rest of our lives, as will our children and grandchildren.
Emigrate now and remove your assets from the clutch of HM Government. Leave the repayments to the millions of immigrants who think that they are entitled to handouts as soon as they step foot in this benighted country. Get out while you still can, before exchange control restrictions are imposed and we will be allowed only £25 per year of foreign currency, entered on your passport, when you travel overseas. I remember those restrictions. No reason why they cannot and will not be reimposed.
Get out NOW!
Bollocks he speak. Ummmmmmmmm.
This is my interpretation: Gordon means that whoever wins the next election will have to withdraw or reduce unemployment benefit to starvation rations. That’s how bad it is going to get, no matter who is running the country for the next 20 years.
But he is pissing in the well, hoping that when the Tories get into Government and the dole is necessarily reduced/withdrawn – because there is no money left – we will remember what he said and think to ourselves: if Labour had been voted back in, things would have been done differently.
No, they won’t. The UK is about to run out of money and credit. The facade being maintained by the PM and the Chancellor will crack under the weight of reality, and then there is going to be no money for any State benefits for a long time.
There will always be money for benefits, what there won’t be is money for pensions. There will always be money for the work shy, but there will also be massive tax increases for the wealth creators.
There will always be money for the feckless, but there will also be a reduction in services for “hard working families”
Welcome to your New Labour hangover Britain, it will be as pleasant as Gordon Brown’s underpants.
I agree with you about there being no money for pensions but I believe also that there will be no money for benefits.
And that’s when Wayne and Waynetta will riot, when the State no longer pays for their Sky and pizzas and baby buggies.
and their mobile phones.
Brown lies like a cheap NAAFI watch; and his time is surely up…
Fucking delicious!
And what was that rubbish he spouted in the Guardian about running up a Munro in the mornings? McBroon looks so out of condition I doubt he’d run up a pair of curtains.
Did he give a name?
Oooh look.
Eyes down for a snap election!
I predict a summer of trying to woo the voters with promises like that and threats that the tories eat babies and then a quick poll before Christmas.
How can I know?
Road pricing has been shelved. Again. It was previously ’shelved’ in October 2007, before the election-that-wasn’t and was then ‘unshelved’ when that was bottled. It seems to be becoming one of the early signs of impending ballot papers…
Road pricing is coming with Galileo 2012 europewide, is continuing with gps trials and insurance as you go. How do I know??
Case notes on patient GB. Date 25/06/2009.
In recent days Gordon has been telling all the other patients in the sanitarium that he is their leader. However, after taking everyones pocket money which was meant to pay for it, he failed to organise a trip to the seaside. (Incidental Note: money seems to have disappeared completely with nothing to show for it).
Today Gordon has attempted to assuage a building sense of rage by telling the other inmates that if he isn’t allowed to stay leader, then the nurses will ban meal times, and everyone will starve to death.
Obviously, we cannot allow him to disrupt the community like this. His lobotomy is scheduled for next Friday. End diary entry.
Billy, where has your brother Peter gone to my lovely?
I’ll get myself another ice-cold frozen orange juice whilst awaiting your reply…
Fucking delicious!
Billy Sarsted, where has your brother Peter gone to my lovely?
I’ll get myself another ice-cold frozen orange juice whilst awaiting your reply…
Fucking delicious!
Do you suppose El Gordo knows about the next Tory policy development:
to bring back the feudal system?
Serfs to the left of me, villeins to the right, stuck in the middle with a delusional twerp for Prime Minister.
Received from ex-pat in Australia – is this how Britain is viewed around the World?
I want a floating duck house
I want to clear my moat
I need to mend my tennis court
That’s why I need your vote.
I have to build a portico
My swimming pool needs mending
My lovely plants need horse manure
And the Aga needs much tending
A chandelier is vital
Mock Tudor boards are great
My hanging baskets won awards
And I’ve earned a tax rebate.
I need a glitter toilet seat.
My piano so needs tuning
Maltesers help me stay awake
And my orchard must need pruning
I could have said the rules were wrong
And often thought I should,
But somehow it was easier
To profit all I could
The public really have to see
That the rules are there to test
And by defrauding taxpayers
We were just doing our best
The Speaker of the House has gone,
Our sacrificial beast,
But the public are still braying
For our corpses at the feast
What do the public want from us,
Those vote-wielding ingrates?
They really should be grateful
To be financing our estates.
The message is so very clear,
(we’re merely learning late)
That the British way of living well
Is to screw the bloody state.
MICHEAL JACKSON DEAD ! age 50
I repeat what I wrote above about the untalented Jackson:
Why is that important?
He had no talent whatsoever.
An idiot on the BBC Radio 4 Today programme compared Jackson to Mozart and Beethoven.
Mozart died aged about thirty five and in his short life, composed some of the most sublime music ever written. Beethoven composed music of the most utter depth, serenity and profundity, never equalled before or since and by the time he did so, had lost his hearing. How does Jackson’s racket compare to but two of the greatest composers to have lived?
Will Jackson’s rubbish be played a few years hence? Unlikely, I suggest, yet Mozart’s, Beethoven’s and other great composers both past and present will continue to be played, listened to and studied for as long as mankind continues to exist on this planet.
So don’t get so emotional about Jackson. Sit down quietly and listen to Feur Elise to calm you, or Mozart’s piano concerto number 27, his last, written shortly before his death.
Seriously – who gives a fuck?
MICHEAL JACKSON DEAD ! age 50
What, twice?
no sadly just the once !
And is old Double dead?
who’s old double ?
Very good.
BTW;who has seen Harridan Harmsmen’s comment that that white men are incapable of understanding the views of women disabled people and members of ethnic minorities?This is rascist and sexist and must be a hate crime.Go to OH’s blog and report her to the police. I have and if there is no response by Monday I will go to the police and press charges. I suggest that we all do the same!!!!
Haven’t seen or heard the comment – please could you provide a link to a quote of what she is reported to have said? If you can prove the case, then we can report her.
I thought the most interesting point in PM questions was when a (who can name him) Tory – not a very loveable sort of Tory at that – asked him about mental health policy and Alistair Campbell’s point about MPs not being disqualified through mental ill health. The question, though couched in conventionally compassionate terms was meant to wound – and it did. Brown’s face was a picture of panic and disturbance as he answered. I think that there can be no doubt that Brown has mental health issues. Has he sort help for them in the past? That might be a reasonable assumption.
Interesting point at 202, I wondered the same having seen GB’s response to a question from a BBC Interviewer some time ago. The only other rationale for the expression was more sinister and prompted me to wonder how many in the cabinet retained their student marxist allegiances
I would doubt that any can remember that far back and anyway it was just to give them street cred.
Any news yet on when Mr. ‘The public wants me to get on with the job’ will be calling the BBC in to share how he feels on the tragic news from Neverland?
Call me cynical but, when I heard the extended news bulletin from Neverland on Radio 4 this morning, my first reaction was: this is a good day to bury bad news.
Don’t worry, he did. I find it quite sickening that a man of 58 is all that interested. Anything to get in the news, somehow I am not surprised that he never phoned the families of the men held hostage in Iraq.
I hope Gordon won’t develop a cult status just like Elvis once he’s been blown away
No chance of that.
Elvis, The King, had talent.
Elvis was good at what he did.
Brown is devoid of any talent.
Brown is no good at his job.
Brown is a boy in a man’s job.
Get Brown and his entire band of thieving, incompetent, self righteous liars OUT OF OFFICE immediately because as he himself always says,
“It’s the right thing to do”
Oh, I forgot, Elvis gave pleasure to millions, whereas Brown just causes pain
Whats particularly appalling is that the parliamentaty labour party in order to secure a few more months troughing are conciously betraying their country by supporting this now embarrasing and damaging premiership.
Their legacy will be one of self seeking and betrayal.
They’ve got to make their money while they can. They will be unemployable when they lose their seats at the next election.
Our Supreme Leader, Comrade Brown, tells state media outlet, BBC, that Tories will steal money from children’s piggy banks if you elect them.
This is the Labour way, during the 2007 Scottish Parliament Elections they told us that if we voted for the SNP it would cost us £5000.00. Still waiting, oh and the SNP eat babies. Totally negative, so nothing is strange about their campaign in the South against the Tories. It should have the same result.
Gordon has to stay in Downing Street till:-
1. The Irish have voted YES to the Lisbon Treaty
2. The Lisbon Treaty has been ratified
3. The one and only Tony Blair is President of the EU
4. Mandelbum has managed to take the UK into the Euro
Why?
OK – let’s stop the fuckers. The farmers and truckers could bring the government down in a couple of days. Let’s do a 2000 again, but even better this time.
They (the conservatives) will inject poo into the tummies of pregnant women if elected.
Brown doesn’t give a sh*t if he bankrupts the UK, so long as there is an outside chance he can retain power for Nu Liebour after the next election and then ‘fix’ the electoral system to ensure we are permanently stuck with a left of centre government. Tax revenues are drying up and he has no credible plan to balance the budget – he’s totally lost control of the public finances.
GB represents a greater threat to UK democracy than any terrorist…and don’t forget NuLab’s creeping ‘Big brother’ police state…5 more years of them and it will be CCTV in every room in your house.
You have been warned.
This man is a scottish twat of the first order – For god’s sake go suck one of Poly Toynbees farts.