June 12th, 2009

Mandelson Shows Who is Master Now

Mandelson's New Logo

The First Lord was in Berlin today saying it remained an objective for Britain to join the euro.  That will have gone down well with Ed Balls and Gordon.  Not.  Can’t help thinking that the euosceptic headbangers who think Mandy’s ultimate plan is to get Blair installed as EU president might be on to something.

new britainAccording to the FT there will be a policy-based relaunch of Gordon’s government over the summer which will have this new bouncy ball logo emblazoned on everything that has Mandelson’s blessing. “Building Britain’s Future” is the slogan.  Wasn’t there a Mandelson inspired slogan like that in the distant past?


635 Comments

  1. 1
    mitch says:

    I hope he chokes on cock the lying faggot.

    • 10
      Nick Griffin Ate My Hamster says:

      MANDELSON OUT NOW

      We should organise a march on Westminster do demand the above – **Who is with me?

      • 91
        going down the pan says:

        as an expert at “bouncing balls” it sould read bumming britains future !

        • 160
          Adolf says:

          Hitler had got only one bollock.

          Seems like a bollock brained scheme to me.

          One bollock is missing.

        • 542
          GJB says:

          Hoooray for bigoted wankers like you – you truly contribute to the betterment of society as a whole. My, I wish we could install your wisdom and brilliance in all classrooms so that our children can too grow up to be ignorant ill-educated discriminatory c.unts just like you.

          What was it? The slime under you rock got too liberal for you?

          Fucking twat.

        • 606
          Sir Barrington Minge says:

          Mandelson is like Hitler – he’s only got one ball – his is called Gordon!!!

          Have I missed something? – when dis Mandelson take over as PM and JG Brron move to Deputy?

        • 607
          Sir Barrington Minge says:

          Mandelson is like Hitler – he’s only got one ball – his is called Gordon!!!

          Have I missed something? – when did Mandelson take over as PM and JG Brron move to Deputy?

      • 147
        The Archbishop of Canterbury says:

        I’d very much like to – but Friday’s are a little tricky for me.

      • 217
        Sailor says:

        I totally agree. That Mandela bloke does not deserve to be in the House of Lords, he was never elected and should be removed. Is he a Homosexual type thingy?

      • 245
        CHURCHILL SAYS says:

        Churchill say I am, We will fight on the land , and the beaches, we will not surrender,. Fuck these communist bastards and the neo fascists . Looks like we will have to do it all over again.

        • 287
          thick as thieves says:

          yes, it is a sorry day when we must resist fascism on British soil.
          as we defeated hitler we will now have to fight and defeat the British nazi party.
          perhaps we should string a few up as a lesson to the others.
          but we will defeat hitler’s legacy made up of fascist parties like he bn p.
          the bn p is an anti British, anti Royalist party stuffed with criminals and traitors.
          we have seen what fascism can do and so I say we stop fucking about and string the nazis up.
          pronto.
          if we don’t stamp on the cockroaches they will keep grooming children and spreading their lies and abuse.
          celts are the indigenous population of these islands and nick griffin knows that to be true.
          nick griffin is full of shit, he’s a useful idiot for the white far right high status individuals who profit from division.
          I’d have that motherfucker up against the wall and job done before you’d lit your joint.
          fucking traitor griffin.
          dog.

        • 417
          Dr Nuts says:

          Well, while we’re at it – why stop at the B-*-P party?
          1 Who else forces a section of the community into an exclusion zone?
          2 Who else attacks a section of the community for their appearance?
          3 Who else attacks a section of the community for taking jobs in Britain?

          Answers: Nu Labour 1 – Smokers, 2 – Fatties, 3 – The Rich (except themselves!)

          Send both B-*-P and Nu Liebour to the gallows – both are as venomous to Britishness as each other!

        • 486
          thick as thieves says:

          dr nuts: agreed.
          we are fighting fascists on two fronts now.
          from here-on-in there will be much blood and guts and split skulls spilling fresh brains all over the fucking floor.
          but here on the front line is where the war is won.
          note to new labour war and occupation and torture party:
          TIME TO DIE MOTHERFUCKERS TIME TO DIE! SHOULDA DUMPED BROWN COULDA SAVED YOUR OWN SKINS TOO FUCKING LATE NOW YOU SP@STICS, WRONG CHOICE DOH! YOU DOPEY FUCKING WANKERS!!!!
          you cripples slit your own throats, signed your own death warrants.
          GAME OVER

      • 292
        Anonymous says:

        Like the name but I think it should read Dick Sniffin Fucked My Hamster – only rodent small enough for his dick (except for a few of his followers).

    • 19
      Dan Hannon's Aparatchik says:

      I want to have Mandy’s babies – and I’m a man!!

      Does anyone know if the Prince of Darkness gives or receives?

      I hate the fucker but he is an absolute genius

    • 20
      Simone Hefferington says:

      Yes

    • 21
      Iain Dale's Ravaged Anus says:

      Mmmmm he can choke on my cock any day ;)

    • 22
    • 27
      Cock loving man - Mandy's Bitch says:

      • 61
        The Admiral says:

        Guido, Best reason for an inclusive society, not. Griffin will love this…..

        • 238
          Today Yorkshire tomorrow we march on Poland says:

          fat eggface bumboy Griffin is loving many of these comments that’s for sure

          Hooray for the Blackshirts!

    • 39

      Bit harsh, but his absolute committment to making Britain a federal state of the United States of Eurasia certainly makes him deserving of some otherworldly revenge.

      • 84
        genghiz the kahn says:

        0.303 or 9 mm?

        • 102
          Anonymous says:

          Nope .357 magnum

        • 110
          Rufus Stone says:

          Who gives a shit provided it’s on target.

        • 179
          Anonymous says:

          Shit-soaked crossbow bolt

        • 192
          13eastie says:

          A public stoning would leave the masses more satisfied, I think.

        • 218
          RobC says:

          Hung slowly until nearly unconscious,Drawn – Todger removed and burnt,Quartered – split in 4, Head stuck on Pole for the public’s amusement.
          arrhhhhhhhh – the good old days.

        • 454
          Fells Point barfly says:

          Hey, 105, the .357 magnum is girly stuff. If you want a real job done, you have gotta choose the .44 magnum. Man, is it LOUD, never mind the collateral damage to whatever occupies the six feet or so behind the primary target.

        • 489
          Mick says:

          .454 casull magnum, one shot and you could take both Mandybum and Widow Twanky out.

        • 560
          mikey says:

          The breech-loading, Martini Henry rifle chambered for the massive Boxer-Henry .45-inch caliber cartridge. That will do nicely.

      • 208
        King Karlos says:

        Get the crosshairs out again Guido

      • 464
        Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

        Just prosecute treason = life in a straight prison

    • 58
      comment awaiting deletion says:

      Seeing as you are pro NWO and an anti British creep Guido I expect you will be celebrating!

    • 79
      comment awaiting deletion says:

      I think it’s time to kickstart the treason trials.

      Any Patriotic millionairs want to start the cause?

      • 152
        The Archbishop of Canterbury says:

        I understand that Alan Sugar is quite patriotic – but maybe not rich enough, yet.

        • 372
          Pol Pot says:

          But he does the most wonderful dinner parties!
          He’s a simply charming fellow.

      • 235
        Anonymous says:

        SAS or MI5 even? That would be nice. MI5 motto: ‘It’s worth protecting’ or ‘defending’ I can’t remember-so long ago.

    • 83
    • 111
      from paris to berlin in every disco he gets in his heart is pumping for love says:

      why does all abuse towards mandelson have to be homophobic??
      WHEN WE ALL KNOW ITS CUZ HES A TW*T not cuz hes gay
      i bet he fools himself that its not personal. when it is.

      saying that could be worse could be gordon

      • 117
        Daphné Tremble says:

        Fuck off you gay. Go eat some cock and do some rimming.

        • 317
          Anonymous says:

          Ah Daffers – confirmation you are not really Dick Sniffin. He would be far too busy with the eatin and rimming himself.

      • 149
        The Real Charles E Fuckwit says:

        He is the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

        • 281
          Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

          I disagree. He is unique and probably the worst threat facing Britain ever, for those still alive. I am also utterly disapointed with the Royal Family for their seemingly agnostic stance.

        • 313
          Anonymous says:

          But Prince Noddy has his mind on more important things – he has fallen in love with another tree (Oh sorry – thats Camilla?).

    • 183
      LADY MANDELSON MUST BE A BNPCUNT FIFTH COLUMNIST FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT A CUNT! says:

      Fuck off Mandelson you fucking rimmer.
      C’unts like you have had your day.
      Now fuck before you are strung up you fucking traitor.

    • 229
      Charles halfwitted attempt at satire widge says:

      No Bcoz dat iz racist and Madelson iz gr8.

      Did I mention the Tories are bad ?

    • 249
      Anonymous says:

      I am amazed at the number of Dick Sniffins acolytes who have prised themselves away from “gay skinhead night” at the Buggers Nutters and Perverts HQ.

      • 272
        Anonymous says:

        Tory twat.

      • 285
        Anonymous says:

        there there….time for you to go back in. They’re onto the gay prison porn now – made by the bruvvers whilst locked up for bashing grannies.

    • 266
      MY NAME IS MANDY I AM A BN P FIFTH COLUMNIST MY POLICIES DRIVE VOTERS AWAY FROM LABOUR says:

      Hi, I’m Mandy.
      I fuck for cash.

    • 269
      Anonymous says:

      There is nothing wrong with blacks, every white man should have one.

    • 277
      Charlie Hardwidget says:

      The sole purpose of Lord Mandy’s visit to Berlin is to sell out Vauxhall to his European friends and chums. All 4 Opel plants in Germany are safe and sound but no guarantee for Vauxhall’s Ellesmere Port or Luton plants. If GM Europe is going to retain all its German plants then the axe will inevitably fall in the UK. I suppose looking on the bright side at least you’ll now be able to buy a Vauxhall/Opel Astra with decent German build quality.

    • 363
      Anonymous says:

      yes but what the hell is blears doing apologising for resigning/rocking the boat/youtube if you want to etc. obviously she’s saving herself from deselection. but she just looks as spineless as caroline flint now. it’s last week last never happened…

    • 375
      W.W. says:

      It’s time to deport all scum, black, white, yellow, red; there are too many scrounging scrotes of all persuasions.

      Starting with that scrote in Number 10.

      W.W.

    • 391
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Wish the crude racist idiots would fuck off back to stormfront or whatever other stone they’ve crawled from under. The irony is that this kind of stupidity is even modded out on the Toytown Nazi site.

    • 396
      Dr Feelgood says:

      To many of the above: What a bunch of homophobic racist Hoons.

    • 463
      • 535
        Susie says:

        I’m sending her a ‘get well soon card’. My god, I wish she still had her marbles and was available to comment on what’s happening.

    • 481
      wish i could make the strap on fit me baby says:

      id like to fuck this serpent, then just when he seems to be enjoying it…smash his skull repeatedly with a hammer till it explodes, then have a nice chianti, remove his insides, add fava beans. And serve

    • 516
      Anonymous says:

      Black people arent bad – watch Chris ~Rock. He will enlighten you

      http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=92636

    • 566
      Gill Templer says:

      It is the sort of thing you would expect of someone kicked out of government twice for corruption

    • 593
      Pissed off taxpayer says:

      Mandelscum, the Kinnocks I do so love the EU don’t you? You don’t well tough luck ducky because its homo little coven run the country now. Kiss kiss, my lovely boys in black leather boots and nice ringpiece of stars armbands will be round to check your ID cards soon.

      Love,

      Petey Mandelscum

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    I hope this cnut chokes on gizz

  3. 3
    Dr. Sexy says:

    Mandelson IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 13
      Man with very hot bladder says:

      Exactly what I think.

    • 129
      Anonymous says:

      brilliant tho

      • 158
        Elevate another unelected parasite says:

        Brilliant my arse just remember he ALWAYS gets caught. He ALWAYS oversteps himself. He will ALWAYS resign in disgrace . He has a self destruct mechanism which will kick in shortly. Just wait and see, a little patience my friends.

        • 174
          Dr Nuts says:

          Erm, patience for what?
          Before or after he’s completely destroyed Britain…

          I’m on tenderhooks – actually there’s two of me now, seeing as I’m beside myself with rage!

        • 322
          The twice disgraced, unelected, Queen Peter MindYourSon says:

          But…the bouncing ball indicates that he bounds straight back into the Labour government.

        • 537
          Susie says:

          Agreed. Like what George Smiley said, “Karla is a fanatic, and like all fanatics he’ll come to a sticky end”. So it will be with Mandelson.

          Another thing how does a childless, wealthy gay man know the first thing about ‘hardworking families’?

    • 385
      Made to Measure MP says:

      The tory’s would have him like a shot!
      And the worrying thing is that he would fit like a condom

    • 567
      Gill Templer says:

      This is not an Interpol video reference.

    • 619
      Tony T says:

      Yessum

  4. 5
    El Sid says:

    Represented by a bouncing ball?

    Losing their marbles more like.

    • 15
      grandma B says:

      Talking of balls, there is a great cartoon in The Times entitled “IN THE RED” with Captain Gordo on sale for Two Trillion, sitting on a squashed football. Balls are definitely in at the moment!

    • 293
      Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

      ‘Britain through the gloryhole’ was designed and brought to you by Lord Mandelson

  5. 6
    bobster says:

    Traitorous scum, reopen Traitors gate and invite the sh1t to put his head on the block.

  6. 7
    Man with very hot bladder says:

    Not the Euro. My piss is really boiling now.

    • 130
      Anonymous says:

      at least its worth something

      • 296
        Euro is worthless, just like the pound - that's why Gordon sold our gold for the worthless paper says:

        The Euro funny money will collapse in 2010, as will the European project. Germany will get back their cherished DM, and stop having to pay for all the eastern bloc shit holes.

        • 539
          Susie says:

          Russia will eat Europe for breakfast, lunch and dinner very soon.

          They’ll still want the UK as they like our Oxbridge universities — Cambridge is heaving with oligarch kinder — ok Dad’s a hood, but their children must become respectable and get the best education money can buy.

  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    I doubt it’s Mandy’s ultimate plan is to get Blair installed as EU president. Much more likely to be his ultimate plan to get Mandy installed as EU president.

    • 17
      Plato says:

      Indeed, after all he is PM.

    • 44
      Democrat says:

      Mandy is the man of toady – sorry Today. His mantra is:

      Lie

      If caught, lie again

      If caught again, say you will change [Another lie]

      Anyway, he was useless in Europe and all this hype just plays to his ego.

      He is not f**ing use – which is why he was sent to Europe in the first place

      Free the English

      • 119
        Dirty Rat says:

        If you are going to tell a lie, tell a big one. Who said that?

      • 136
        memoirs of my father says:

        my dad once told me that
        “if your good at your job you become indispensible. then you get the boss by the bollocks and squeeze ”

        i always thought this was hyperbole. not now

    • 255
      The Rt. Hoon. John Seldom-Bummer MP says:

      Or Queen

  8. 9
    Throw'emallout says:

    I hear the clip clop of little hooves whenever the Prince of Darkness walks into a room.

    • 283
      Satan says:

      For the last fucking time I am not Peter fucking Mandelson!

      • 506
        Dr Nuts says:

        Satan – it would be more believable if you’d said
        For the last fucking time I am not fucking Peter Mandelson!

        Perfectly understandable – he’d enjoy it, that’s the last thing you’d want in hell!

  9. 11
    The Real Charles E Fuckwit says:

    Hazel Chipmunk facing vote of no confidence, hence the apology

    • 50
      Democrat says:

      Yes the the smear campaign is well underway from Gordon “I can change” Brown.

      We’ll see how many Winston Smiths are out there

      Free the English

      • 62
        Catosays says:

        I think you mean Smith and Wessons.

      • 327
        The twice disgraced, unelected, Queen Peter MindYourSon says:

        Darling’s next on the smear list.
        How dare he thwart Balls-Cooper dual act to the top positions.

        • 450
          Lofa on the sofa says:

          I think Johnson will be first, bigger threat to Broon, best to neutralise him

        • 507
          Dr Nuts says:

          Charles Clarke is a bigger threat to the Bunker, or is he the one Mandelson is backing to remove Brown?

    • 142
      I'm really, really sorry I fouled it up I thought he'd be gone by now says:

      I thought it was cos she thought she might still be in for a peerage …

    • 189
      Agent 99 says:

      I have waited many years fot the demented chipmunk to be brought down and what a great piece of telly.

      she was almost crying CH4 said
      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      Hopefully she will be deselected and what a great moment that will be as she hadly merits the lords so she will get what she craved to be closer to her constituents. I dont think she had in mind becoming one again though.

      I can hardly contain my laughter hahahahahahahahahaahaha

      • 315
        Katabasis says:

        It’s boiling my piss thinking about what she said last year about political bloggers being responsible for a culture of cynicism towards politicians – and now she goes and does this! FFS – stupid horrible cow.

      • 339
        Anonymous says:

        I can only agree – it was hilarious. ‘I’d had enough, it was affecting my husband and my dad’ she trembled as tears welled. Ha ha ha.

        First she’s one of the traitors who betrayed Labour voters, then she betrays the other traitors, now she betrays herself! She’s a traitor traitor traitor. Ha ha ha.

        If she’d been worried about her husband she should have been in Salford fucking him instead of in London fucking the working class. Now she’s fucked. Ha ha ha.

        She could always get a job acting. Ha ha ha.

      • 620
        Tony T says:

        she after all said her roots a in Salford one things for sure her snout aint in trough no more

    • 300
      Chapps says:

      She found out that Salford were not doing Snow white and the 7 gingers.

  10. 12
    resurgemus says:

    Guido

    I now have cracked the big story with Orville Broon.

    You remember the way he said he’d saved the world ? Well in the cabinet we now have

    Gordon ( obviously )
    John ( Denham )
    Alan ( Johnson )
    Scott ( loads of them )
    and Douglas Alexander is such a saddo you just know he’s a Virgil

    Together they are International Rescue – the Thunderbirds Cabinet !

    Conclusive evidence we now have a puppet government. Who’s pulling the strings ?

    PS Helpful tip – tell Gordon the Cabinet is still lacking Brains.

    • 42
      Sukyspook says:

      Nice one resurgemus – at least it raised a smile from me :0)

      Who was the bint behind the Thunderbirds….ah yes, Lady Penelope….who’s cast as her then? – of course –

      GLENYS KINNOCK lolololol

      • 198
        Agent 99 says:

        Nah Lady Penelope had style and panache the direct opposite of “Kinnokio the return”

        Fuck we voted twice against them yet they still reappear

      • 253
        Fag Ash Lil says:

        Mandelson as Hood and Brown as Kyrano?

    • 271
      The Young Oligarch says:

      P.Vergilius Maro ? Quid ?

  11. 14
    Anonymous says:

    These fuckers are have dragged our country to the abyss and still won’t fuck off even when they score 5% of the vote in the european elections. Now they want TB back in power in the EU jesus christ….How many of these people who now run our country were put in office by a democratically elected vote? All politicians are vermin

    • 295
      WobblyJim says:

      Get off the fookin fence will ya’ ?

    • 314
      Fifth Column is alive and kicking arse says:

      5% of the vote. Mandy told me it was a magnificent victory……..but he was doing something particularly distatsteful behind me at the time

  12. 16
    Joseph Stalin says:

    Not all politicians are vermin, I kept myself in power by butchering all opponents, manipulating the media, rigging the elctoral system, and still thickos like Tony Benn and M Footinthemouth loved and believed in me. Both The Great Gord and Lord Fondlebollocks have simply learnt that to take power and keep it, for its sake, you have to lie and be a ruthless bastard. Gordon never had a moral compass, he is a class one SHIT.

    • 279
      Fifth Column is alive and kicking arse says:

      good old uncle jo- right on the money as usual. The phrase the commintern ised for Benn, Jack (TUC) Jones, and all the other western commies was ‘USEFUL IDOITS’

  13. 18
    Grrr says:

    New Month
    New Scandal

  14. 23
    Stepney says:

    New Labour – Building Britain’s Future*

    *From the rubble of the old country they managed to demolish over the last 12 years. Current state of project: can’t find the right plans, don’t have planning permission from residents, unqualified project manager, cowboy builders and currently still waiting for a skip.

  15. 25
    Grrr says:

    Or “Balls-up” Britain’s Future

  16. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Has anyone informed Gordon that they’ve found one of the marbles he keeps losing?

  17. 28
    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    Don’t worry.

    You can put Ken Clarke and Mandelson together and multiply by ten and we still won’t adopt the Euro.

    Keeping us out was Brown’s one achievement.

    Even he isn’t stupid enough to adopt it now.

    And since the Tory Party is against it too, it ain’t gonna happen.

    • 52
      CjK says:

      We all never thought we`d have a non Elected dictator with non representative Members, so I would be afraid……….

    • 53
      Anonymous says:

      Doesn’t government borrowing have to be 3% or under per year to join euro? We are currently at 13%.

      • 105
        Allan@Aberdeen says:

        Would the Germans let us in? With our huge debts, we could get them to share the load. That would probably break the Euro.

        • 596
          Susie says:

          They would if we’d hand them the City of London on a platter. Which we’re just about to do.

      • 172
        Master of lyin' cheatin' and spinnin' says:

        They will just move the goalposts and lie . Its not rocket science how Gordon achieves his goals. Really it isnt.

      • 568
        Borg Drone Won says:

        Who was that Chancellor who went on a mad spending and borrowing splurge that was well outside the Maastricht criteria which even Italy was just about able to make?

    • 201
      The Brussels Octopus stalks us all says:

      Ken Clarke is also busy ensuring Dave won’t have a referendum on Lisbon.

      Remember that ?

      Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe in Dave’s hands.

    • 304
      WobblyJim says:

      This cnut never asks anyone about anything he’s the kind of arsehole that will just sign the paperwork and delude himself that it’s leadership.
      His “job” is to totally destroy everything British to make it easy to sprinkle the rubble into the EUSSR pot hole with princess Tony as the main fairy queen and el presidente. Broon is making sure that he gets at least a place at the top table.

  18. 29
    Sukyspook says:

    Why are we all so infuriated – we already know what they all are – especially that serpent mandlescum.

    Notice the lamestream media’s picture of him with the ‘halo’ – that crap doesn’t work on me for one….and besides, that symbol has deep S…..c implications – doh! another conspiracy. I’ll get my coat.

    Remember: “Wanted – One Million Rebellious Britons” – scroogle it!

    • 254
      Anonymous says:

      You mean another 1 million don’t you? The nationalist british party has already got at least that number but if only they could drop the racist inclusion rule and join up with another party. Alas, I think not to be and because of this rule I don’t think we can gel together to fight this facism of government

      • 326
        Anonymous says:

        you really don’t understand the Buggers Nutters and Perverts do you? Why do you think they have organised a coach tour to Plymouth?

  19. 30

    That would be “Surfball” perhaps – everyone will play it in the future. Don’t you remember Mandy inventing that?

    That’s what we’ll do all day in the socialist paradise; play surfball and eat warm gravel, if we’re lucky.

  20. 31
    backwoodsman says:

    My money is on miranda comming out, having gender reasignment, kicking slot gob into the long grass. That puts her clear to marry Mandy, her true first love, become joint EU Presidents, then when Brenda pops her clogs, move back home as joint regents, a sort of Will n’ Mary for the 21st century.

  21. 32
    RavingMad says:

    This man has no democratic mandate to lead us anywhere

  22. 33
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Bollox to Mandelson, inexpert on mortgage forms and expert on serial resignations. How many times has he had to leave office because of misundertandings over passports, mortgages and funny money?

  23. 34

    If you thought liebour’s propaganda was bad before the Euro elections, just watch and see the full power of the Prince of Darkness over the next few months.

    It will be an relentless tsunami of lies and bullshit all geared up to tear down the Tories and promote liebour.

    All attempts of subtlety will be long gone – this is the last gasping and thrashing outcry of a dying cabal of evil, self-serving individuals.

    • 187
      Master of lyin' cheatin' and spinnin' says:

      Unless of course they pass legislation making it illegal to Vote for any other party. Dont put it past these desperate despots. Yvette Cooper Balls brother of Ed was on the Today programe this morning talking about proposed legislation which will make it a legal obligation on public bodies to promote the Governments Policies on “eradicating Poverty” Jesus Christ when will people wake up to this creeping totalitarianism. We are sleepwalking into a dictatorship.

  24. 36
    Sir William Waad says:

    The Euro seems a good idea to me. After all, it’s only money – just a practical thing – and our currency has been debauched to the point where Her Majesty should be ashamed to appear on it. I would have more confidence in German bankers to maintain a stable currency than our bunch of charlatans.

    • 48
      A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

      The one thing it isn’t is ‘only money’.

      It’s a headlock on independent action to steer one’s economy in the direction the British people, rightly or wrongly, have chosen.

    • 70
      Anonymous says:

      And our interest rates can be set in Franfurt. Yeah, great idea, shit-for-brains!

    • 75
      Prudence (the Jock only pretended to love me) says:

      Lawksamercy, Sir William, I do believe you are right. As for Mr Silent Emission, a headlock on Brown & Co. to stop them steering the British economy over a cliff is something the British people would surely welcome?

      • 80
        A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

        Key words, THE BRITISH PEOPLE.

        • 411
          Sir William Waad says:

          The British People didn’t vote to adopt the pound. They don’t vote when the Bank of England decides interest rates. The pound is worth what the markets decide it’s worth. A century ago there was really only one currency – gold and silver combined – and the pound just represented those metals. Then came the Great War and the age of fiat currencies. Since then the £ has inflated by more than 5,000 per cent and we have repeatedly tied our economy in knots trying to fudge its value. I would quite like the pound to be replaced with a reliable, independently-managed currency.

        • 491
          Fucking delicious! says:

          Adopting the Euro seems such a good idea to me. I fact, as a concept it is absolutely…

          Fucking delicious!

  25. 37
    Mrs Miggins says:

    There’s just one problem with making TB Supreme Leader of Europe, and that is those cussed Europeans. OK, so we can count on our old friend Berlusconi, but those cowardly Germans and cheese eating surrender monkeys were, if memory serves me right, misguidedly not that keen about TB and his foreign policy adventures. So for the time being, it’s Viva Barroso.

  26. 38
    You've 'ad yer chance now get the f*ck out! says:

    “Building Britain’s Future”

    what *we* are thinking:

    “Because we’ve spectacularly fucked up it’s past and present”

    what they are *really* thinking:

    “You dumb shits have fallen for this three times before so we’ll try the empty rhetoric line again”

  27. 40

    Surely the headbangers are the people who DON’T think Mandelson’s long term brief is to get Blair in as EU President and push for Britain’s entry into the euro?

    • 320
      WobblyJim says:

      Mandy is doing a “Bait & Switch” playing McClueless against Bliar with the EUSSR Presidency as the carrot, only to switch it to President Mandy, he wouldn’t accept anything less.

  28. 43
    Spider says:

    So they want their brand of socialism on a national footing? a kind of national socialism in fact? for the workers?

    Will someone please give this twice disgraced lying unelected self righteous undemocratic self serving euro gravy train riding scumbag a 9mm lead injection? He is harder to dispose of than Japanese knotweed. There are few people I will genuinely be happy to see as wormfood. He’s near the top right now.

  29. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Bet we won’t get a referendum on euro from Labour as it is ‘not quite the same euro’ as previously promised

  30. 46
    The only good socialist says:

    Makes one wonder what is Lord Mandelson’s game with Europe, could he force us to join the Euro, or somehow make it inevitable. Britain gets the Euro, Europe gets President Blair in a fair exchange?

    I like the bouncing ball logo. The portion of the Union Jack emblem inside it reminds me of those arrows at the end of Dad’s Army, pushing back Hitlers swastika ones on a giant map of Europe. Not very apt then!

    • 561
      Capt Mainwaring says:

      Nice one.

      Detail point: Dads Army arrows actually retreated from Naz arrows, and it was at start of the programme rather than the end. But I know what you mean.

  31. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Not Northern Ireland’s future then

    • 176
      Anonymous says:

      Ask Boyd Black. He’s been strung along by Labour about organising in NI for years.

      • 571
        John Smith says:

        Northern Ireland is the only place in the world where you cannot join the UK Labour party. Lucky sods.

  32. 49
    gotsblog says:

    Ed Balls, bouncy balls, load of balls if you ask me.

    Btw Guido, there is so much excellent material in this post for me to get my ‘creative teeth’ into that my head is spinning!

    G.O.T.

  33. 51

    Lord Mandelson is a pillar of the Labour party and an extremely capable man. I can’t think of anyone who would do a better job at helping Gordon lead Labour’s fight against the out of touch Conservatives!

    • 57
      CjK says:

      LoL!!!

    • 60
      Charles_E_Hardwidge says:

      Lord Mandelson is a pillock of the Labour party and an extremely incapable man. I can’t think of anyone who would do a better job at helping Gordon bleed Labour’s fight against the in touch Conservatives!

    • 66
      Charles_E_Hardwidge says:

      Are you becoming schizophrenic?

    • 69
      Charles_E_Hardwidge says:

      And so am I

    • 73
      resurgemus says:

      Charles

      I recently purchased your latest software blockbuster “ Being Charles Hardwidge by Charles Hardwidge “ ( Poundland bargain basement 49p ). So far I have got to level 9 ( though I have to say level 6 with the Lord Fondlebum spit or swallow conundrum was a toughie !) and I am now back in Charles’ flat , two questions:

      1. how does the character Charles lose the tag “Billy No-mates” which follows him around wherever he goes ?
      2. why is your Yorkshire Terrier called Fellatio, has this some kind of hidden Zen meaning ?

      I don’t want to make this a Gamers’ Forum but have any other readers encountered similar problems with “ Being Charles Hardwidge” ? Perhaps you could send them in .

      • 98
        SlappersRUs says:

        yeah, it was rubbish

      • 196
        Master of lyin' cheatin' and spinnin' says:

        Yes I got to Level 9 before being mugged by the evil Dr Braun who stole all my energy and gold reserves which he flogged off at rock bottom prices.

      • 226
        Austrian Economist says:

        1. On level 3, when you had to collect the golden pension and then sign the mortgage forms, you should have made sure to tick the box labelled ‘Labour Party Conference Attendance – Blackpool – Friends of Palestine meeting’. That way, when you got to level 6 and solved the spit or swallow bit George Galloway would have appeared and introduced you to your new friends.

        2. No idea, haven’t got that far yet.

        Mit meinen besten Wünschen.

        AA

        • 352
          resurgemus says:

          AA

          could I recommend to you the upgrade ” Karl ist ein Arschloch ” now available in most german-speaking countries.

      • 413

        Sim FuckedEconomy was scarily realistic!

    • 87
      snowflake5 says:

      As you can see, Charles (or ‘maggot dick’ as we affectionately call him) is an even bigger deluded Labour knuckle dragger then even me!

      • 157
        Anonymous says:

        Poundland for £0.49p? I was fucking robbed at the boot sale then having given 55p.
        Reference Level 6. You have to kick him in the bollocks he will double up and vomit once in this prone position a quick cock up the arse will bring Fellatio into the room panting. Choose the option: Mandy says sit, to calm the mutt down, now choose the option: Swallow you cock sucking bastard, having removed dick from arse and offered it up. If you are on a bonus level then Fellatio will immediatley begin to lick your balls.

        Hope this helps.

        • 308
          resurgemus says:

          That’s where I keep going wrong, I’m rubbing Pedigree Chum on the purple helmet.

        • 597
          summer_breeze says:

          I only got as far as level 7.

          There are 3 doors, with a guard each. You have to pick the correct door to enter. 2 of the guards are liars and you can only ask one question.
          Obviously, my mistake here was forgetting that as they were all nulabour guards they were in fact, all liars.
          Simple mistake I know, I shall know better at my next attempt. :-/

    • 214
      Charles halfwitted attempt at satire widge says:

      Gordon Brown is really great. The Tories are bad.

      I agree with Labour because they are great but I don’t like the bad Tories.

      • 324
        Dr Nuts says:

        You missed a bit – the Tories eat children…

        Come on you can do better, or is your mouth too full with Mandel-bott?

        • 509
          Charles halfwitted attempt at satire widge says:

          Mandelzon is a big bum boy. The Torees make children cry.

      • 572
        Ben Elton says:

        And you forgot to blame Mrs Thatch whose fault it all is!

    • 301
      Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

      If you carry on at this rate the out of touch conservatives will be anenema to us all.
      labour will have to contend with being pushed back to extinction by patriots. We will rally to Her Magesty’s flag not a political party. probably. Cameron, imo, is worse than any labour facist for being either a co-traitor or a self serving euro wimp who doesn’t know what to be british is.

    • 349
      ERRATA says:

      Liard Handelsman is a pillock of the Liebour party

  34. 54
    Botannicus says:

    I see you all hate your politicos and wish to get them out of the business once and forever. May I suggest you to nominate me as your next PM? You’d have an immigrant (and maybe a thief, depending on the budgets) in charge, but I can assure you’d be MUCH happier: no moure Laboure.

  35. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Humour…

    Brown picture

  36. 56
    The European Central Bank says:

    It has come to our attention that some sections of the British government wish to see Britain join our currency. Coincidentally President Mugabe and the government of Iceland have made similar overtures. We therefore have to make it clear that after our experiences with the Greek drachma and the Italian lira, no further applications from countries with uncontrolled government borrowing and compromised currencies will be accepted.

    Or as you Brits with your famous sense of humour would put it:

    All the sun loungers have towels on them, so Fuck Off.

  37. 58
    Aristotle says:

    “Building Britain’s Future”

    Sorry guys William Blake was here before you :-

    I will not cease from mental fight
    Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
    ‘Til we have built Jerusalem
    In England’s green and pleasant land
    ‘Til we have built Jerusalem
    In England’s green and pleasant land

    or perhaps “Jerusalem” will be played by the Verve as the a NuLabour theme.

    but that might not be politically corrected or sensitive :-)

    • 95
      resurgemus says:

      If Labour build Jerusalem there will be a fucking great wall through the middle of it just like the real thing.

    • 189
      Canary Wharf Rat says:

      Prefer Green Days Lyrics……

      Do you know the enemy
      Do you know your enemy
      Well gotta’ know the enemy, right!

      Violence is an energy
      Against the enemy
      Well violence is an energy, right.

      Bringing on the fury
      The choir infantry
      Revolt against the honor to obey (Ohaooh)

      Overthrow the effigy
      The vast majority
      We’re burning down the foreman of control (Ohaooh)

      Insurgency will rise,
      When the blood’s been sacrificed
      We’ll be blinded by the lights in your eyes.

      Well, Violence is an energy, Ohaooh
      From here to Eternity
      Well, Violence is an energy, Ohaooh
      Silence is the enemy
      Overthrow the effigy
      The vast majority
      We’re burning down the foreman of control

    • 527
      Anonymous says:

      That hymn used to screw my mind at school in the ’60s. We’d come out of assembly and into religious studies then every other Tuesday we’d have geography. One day I asked the geography teacher where abouts in england are we going to build Jerusalem? He replied he didn’t know but they’re working on Milton Keynes next.

  38. 63
    Johnny Zero says:

    Mandelson KNOWS that G Brown and so called New Labour will fall and fail badly at the next Election.

    Therefore his whole game plan is about positioning himself and possibly Blair to re enter Europe in grand style.

    As soon as Labour are booted out at the next General Election Mandelson will have long gone back to Brussels. Remember that the Prince of Darkness has only one priorty, his own massive Ego. ( on a par with Heseltyne)

  39. 64
    TOO FAR says:

    God help the UK …. Who ever, or whatever your faith is.
    Iv’e been in touch with a friend and his family (who is with the same opinion in Denmark) that the EU is as popular as dog shit, as well as their government. They have troughers as well.

    So nothing new all over Europe. Except the French. They love the EU I wonder Why???? Please let me know MMMM.
    PS their wine is crap, Spanish is far better. I’m pissed off!!!!
    got some Italian red not bad, going to open it!

  40. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Lets face it Mandy is now effectively running Britain.

  41. 67
    resurgemus says:

    Charles,

    I recently purchased your latest software blockbuster “ Being Charles Hardwidge by Charles Hardwidge “ ( Poundland bargain basement 49p ).

    So far I have got to level 9 ( though I have to say level 6 with the Lord Fondlebum spit or swallow conundrum was a toughie !) and I am now back in Charles’ flat , two questions:

    1.how does the character Charles lose the tag “Billy No-mates” which follows him around wherever he goes ?
    2. why is your Yorkshire Terrier called Fellatio, has this some kind of hidden Zen meaning ?

    I don’t want to make this a Gamers’ Forum but have any other readers encountered similar problems with “ Being Charles Hardwidge” ? Perhaps you could send them in .

    • 86
      Mrs Miggins says:

      Charlie Hardwidge is a regular in my Pie Shoppe. He is a right old trougher, I can tellyou, and he always wants a receipt!

  42. 68
    Tom FD says:

    That bouncy ball looks like an erect penis emitting heatwaves.

  43. 71
    Goblin Stew says:

    The haven’t registered the domain names yet or trademarked it

    http://www.buildingbritainsfuture.co.uk

  44. 72
    Innocent bystander says:

    Why is nobody doing anything? We are sliding rapidly into an unelected dictatorship yet listening to news bulletins you’d think everything was just hunky dory. The country is on its knees because of these people (labour) yet they still hold power.

    It will be too late to do anything soon as this bunch of evil lefties will make it illegal to demonstrate. I can’t believe the british people are just sitting back and watching this disaster happening. Why aren’t we on the streets?

    Much as I hate Bears she has clearly been bullied by Goebbels (aka Mandelson) into making a public apology and regretting her actions.

    The BBC should be dismantled when (and if) Cameron wins power; they are party to this dictatorship and are therefore guilty of twisting the truth and deceiving the public.

    • 90
      The Admiral says:

      As an amateur historian of WWII I am becoming more than a little un-nerved (and a litle illiterate at the mo) about this situation.

      So much is happening and will happen if we’re not watchful…..

      What are we sleep-walking in to….?

      • 125
        Margy says:

        I quite agree. But isn’t this why labour have almost abolished history as a compulsory subject in the state school curriculum? They despise history for 2 reasons:

        1. Labour have very little to do with our history and are never mentioned until the 1940s when they created the welfare state. As we know labour hate to see their opposition praised – they are cowards and low lives. However, there were many great moments for the tories (and the whigs) in the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries. Labour just cannot cope with this. They are spineless.

        2. Nulabour learn their tactics of deceit and dishonesty from the great dictators of history ie Stalin and Hitler and they don’t want us to know that! Best thing is to play it down!

      • 247
        talamunji says:

        An iceberg.

      • 250
        talamunji says:

        An iceberg – Sir !

    • 101
      .243 Win says:

      Don’t know with the chipmunk :

      - “re-educated” to the extent that she now really, really loves (honest, I’m not looking at the rubber hose-wielding thugs just out of shot…) the Snot Goblin

      or…

      now that the coup’s failed, desperate to get back into prime troughing territory and is shamelessly attempting to do same ?

      or…

      It’s show trial time complete with Maoist denunciation : “I now realise that I was wrong, my thinking was wrong, the party’s right, blah, blah fuckin’ blah…

      66% dictatorship probability. Not keen on those odds…

      • 112
        Innocent Bystander says:

        243 Win says – it’s just the timing of her announcement that makes me suspicious. Yesterday we had the ‘green shoots’ recession over lies and spin and today the Blears admission. Interestingly radio 4 made the Blears story headlines when it clearly doesn’t warrant that. Perhaps Goebbels had a word with his mates at the BBC?

      • 199
        Master of lyin' cheatin' and spinnin' says:

        Has hazel be labotamised ?

        • 258
          The Rt. Hoon. John Seldom-Bummer MP says:

          That would require a brain to begin with…

        • 331
          Fifth Column is alive and kicking arse says:

          cut hazel a little slack. her and flint had a few pmt moments.c’mon guys

    • 230
      Shithead says:

      Yes, they may well outlaw demos, but we outnumber the thick, bullying coppers twenty thousand to one. Or something.

    • 330
      Exiled In Wales says:

      This may be a coincidence, by why does BBC News now direct us all to the International pages, and not the UK homepage?

      Are they trying to draw fire from Brown and his unelected Cabinet? And that diminutive halfwit Blears?

      As Drinking with Bob would say – What’s next? What’s next? What’s next?

  45. 76
    snowflake5 says:

    Hullo everybody, I’d like to introduce myself as the self righteous Labour apologist over on Labour Home.

    Just so as you are in no doubt, following yet another spineless attempt to unseat old saggy face, the general tone amongst us here is that now the ‘bomb in the briefcase’ has failed to go off yet again, we are now all fully behind Glorious Gordon and his abortion of a reshuffle.

    Thought you’d aso appreciate how we present Gordon’s clumsy bungling against almost equally inept plotters, as somehow being an excellent response to the situation.

    Clench fists comrades and salute the Glorious Leader!

    • 393
      The Watcher says:

      lol that dozy cow’s attempt at a second account on Labour Home is fail.

  46. 77
    boggartblog says:

    So Britain and America both have gay Presidents now.

    Two slight differences:
    Obama was elected
    Mandy is out of the closet.

    Nukes versus Hot Dogs

  47. 78
    Goblin Girl says:

    Someone should pop Mandy off, embalm Gordy and then we may, just may, be able to move forwards.

    • 88
      P.C. Filth says:

      Madam, your IP address is flashing and setting alarms off all over the station, sir. I will proceed to issue you with a warning this time but any more talk of ‘poppings-off’ and I may have to polish my truncheon. Over.

      • 109
        TeddyEdward says:

        you can’t do that!

        you have to ask permission first, then make sure that said person is ready and willing to take the full might of your truncheon sir! Heavens, what next, statutory slaughter of the innocents? – humbug!!

      • 140
        Call me Infidel says:

        Lord Fondleson would be only too glad to polish your truncheon.

  48. 85
    Jesus bin Laden says:

    Puke!

  49. 91
    I'M A MARIONETTE says:

    So like all good dictatorships with now have a puppet regime with a puppet PM and GayLord Mandelson the puppet master.

    • 99
      Sukyspook says:

      Whilst I don’t disagree with you at all, mandlescum is not the ‘master’ is he….

    • 239
      Metallica says:

      End of passion play, crumbling away
      I’m your source of self-destruction
      Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
      Leading on your deaths construction
      Taste me you will see
      More is all you need
      Dedicated to
      How I’m killing you

      Come crawling faster
      Obey your Master
      Your life burns faster
      Obey your Master
      Master

      Master of Puppets I’m pulling your strings
      Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
      Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
      Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you scream
      Master
      Master
      Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you scream
      Master
      Master

      Needlework the way, never you betray
      Life of death becoming clearer
      Pain monopoly, ritual misery
      Chop your breakfast on a mirror
      Taste me you will see
      More is all you need
      Dedicated to
      How I’m killing you

      Come crawling faster
      Obey your Master
      Your life burns faster
      Obey your Master
      Master

      Master of Puppets I’m pulling your strings
      Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
      Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
      Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you scream
      Master
      Master
      Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you scream
      Master
      Master

      Master, Master, where’s the dreams that I’ve been after?
      Master, Master, you promised only lies
      Laughter, laughter, all I hear or see is laughter
      Laughter, laughter, laughing at my cries
      Fix me!

      Solo!

      Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
      Just a rhyme without a reason
      Neverending maze, Drift on numbered days
      Now your life is out of season
      I will occupy
      I will help you die
      I will run through you
      Now I rule you too

      Come crawling faster
      Obey your Master
      Your life burns faster
      Obey your Master
      Master

      Master of Puppets I’m pulling your strings
      Twisting your mind, smashing your dreams
      Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing
      Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you scream
      Master
      Master
      Just call my name, ’cause I’ll hear you scream
      Master
      Master

      • 388
        thick as thieves says:

        oh fuck off.
        and go easy on the amphetamines.
        what a wanker.
        there should be a total lockdown on speedfreaks gaining access to keyboards.
        hold on….a attention seeking bi-polar autistic lunatic on injecting amphetamines? hmmmm….. you are gordon brown and I claim my freedom from your unelected amphetamine fuelled tyranny and police state shit, motherfucker.
        you fucking clown.
        fuck off clown.
        and take your boyfriend and chief rimmer mandelson with you.
        what a pair of c’unts, eh?

        • 429

          Thick as pigshite,
          Interesting! you are projecting again!

          So it’s amphetamines that you take…

          Explains alot.

        • 452
          thick as thieves says:

          anticitizenone(lunatic:1st Class) assessing thick as thieves’(hero) mental health?
          you’re having a larf you c’unt!
          you’ve fucking lost it aniticitizen.
          are you on acid motherfucker?

  50. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t they start building 12 years ago?

    And the result…..(in the words of Prince Philip)…

    “Looks like it was put in by a bunch of Indians”

    • 529
      Billerrici da Brickie not a bleedin' thickie says:

      I don’t know who built maliks house but t’ brickwork looked a right abortion and where is the bog outlet?

  51. 93
    Magog says:

    What the hell is going on with Blears?

    She is prostrating herself and grovelling in the dirt?

    Why is she doing this?

    What do they have on her?

    Brown’s Gestapo tactics at work, I fear.

    • 97
      Gordon's Arse licker says:

      Embarrassing ain’t it? Never seen the like of such grovelling. It won’t fool anyone though and along with her job she will now lose her self respect.

      • 204
        Master of lyin' cheatin' and spinnin' says:

        Havent seen such an embarrasing grovelling performance since my dog went into heat. Lost all her dignity she did.

    • 106
      grandma B says:

      She’s up before her constituency committee next week. Actually I think it just reminds the electorate of her YouTube gibe, her “rocking the boat” brooch and her devastating timing.

      Surely she can’t believe that she will be forgiven as once again it’s excellent publicity for the opposition.

      • 120
        genghiz the kahn says:

        On next week’s news she will admit to consorting with the non persons Caroline Flint and Barry Sheerman. She is also charged with praising Call Me Dave Cameron, and selling secrets to the Lib Dems, whilst on trial for her life in The People’s Court. She has already admitted to Anti-Soviet activity and has been charged under Article 58, for mocking the Great Father of the People on You Tube.

        • 194
          Newspeak(er) Of The House says:

          They obviously threatened her with Room 101

        • 209
          tHE "PEOPLES" cOURT DECREE #9 says:

          It will forever be removed from the history books that our great leader made a total and utter c unt of himself on you tube. Speak of it NO MORE !

        • 228
          Anonymous Misogynist says:

          Has she been threatened with …………………………..DESELECTION? One can only hope.

        • 441
          Elwood P. Dowd says:

          ‘Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.’

          G. Orwell 1984

        • 457
          Dr Feelgood says:

          Sentence: 25 years without right of correspondence (i.e. click, bang, thud)

      • 376
        Foggy Albion says:

        Reminded me of captured allied airmen being forced to denounce the war on camera during Gulf War 1.

    • 121
      Gladstone Screwer says:

      Probably withdrawing her pension or something for her ‘thought crimes’ like actually thinking Gordon might actually be wrong about some shit. Mind you, she is a classic ZaNuLiebour ’sister’. Orwell said you can always judge a political party by the type of woman it attracts. Theory proven. I remember her giving a speech at the ZaNu conference a few years back that was so obsequious, it actually made me feel physically sick. Who would have thought a dumpy little ginger troll could make a grown man chunder. She was heaping praise (undeserved) on Bliar. A totally emetic polemic that any toadying apparatchik would have been proud of. Stupid little menpausal troll!!

      • 137
        Magog says:

        There’s got to be more to it than that, surely?

        For such a volte-face to occur, I can only imagine the ‘ginger one’ was leaned upon very heavily and suddenly. What ammo do the Brownites have that could cause the little munchkin to squeal so?

        • 202
          Baron Von Munchkins Disease says:

          Follow follow follow follow, follow the Gordon Brown road

        • 545
          Susie says:

          Hazel’s faux shame is to distract attention from Brown and his either unelected or criminal cabinet of course… what a dickhead he made himself look re-appointing Malik, the only Labour supporters left are Muslims and Malik delivers them.

          Dewsbury — A town called Malik — my apologies to the Jam.

        • 562
          Speculation Review and Renewal Panel says:

          Expect someone near the top reminded Blears that criminal charges might be needed against some example troughers to keep the crowds happy. Ex ministers described as behaving “unacceptably” might be first in the frame.

          Or maybe HMR&C have written back saying, “what’s with the cheque BLears? Are you saying your tax returns for the relevant years were incorrect?”

          Or….May be she wants to try and keep her job?

      • 211
        Anonymous says:

        She wasnt that good.

      • 460
        Dr Feelgood says:

        Maoist self-criticism. Subsume the individual to the collective will. It’s ugly isn’t it?

    • 131
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Its more reminiscent of NKVD, MGB, KGB confessions of thought crimes. Perhaps she will be sent to a Psychiatric Hosptial.

    • 135
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Its more like the work of the Cheka, NKVD, MGB, KGB, she is confessing to thought crimes, mocking the Great Helmsman and Saviour of The World.

    • 233
      Shithead says:

      What else? The Scottish scumpig is a rampant misogynist, and a spineless, yellow-streaked coward to boot.

      • 342
        Fifth Column is alive and kicking arse says:

        wise up, give her a break – natural ginger and flint just got over pmt and rational thought will prevail for another two weeks

    • 369
      Anonymous says:

      Actually, I think it’s fairly straightforward.

      The Salford electorate clearly want her out. Three branches (translation for tory tossers: ward parties) have submitted motions of no confidence in her.

      If the CLP (translation for tory tossers: constituency association) doesn’t pass such a resolution the Salford electorate will likely take revenge on any nulab councillor that comes within range. If the resolution is passed it will have to go to the national party for a decision (since the Ginger imbecile has already been selected as candidate for the next general election).

      If the national party keep her in place the whole party would be even deeper in the shit, especially in Salford. If they kick her out attention would again fall on others such as the self-delighted James (Enemy of the Working Class) Purnell.

      All options therefore lead to shit all over nulab. Only possible hope to to start crying and pray the Salford electorate takes pity on her. In short, she’s fucked so she might as well try the only thing she can.

      Hope that helps.

      • 556
        City of Vice says:

        Who gives a shit about Blears or the Labour Party’s internal bureaucracy. All that matters is that Labour loses another seat at the next general election, in this case a safe one

        • 558
          Hazel's dad says:

          she came home all chuffed.

          I told her ” silly cow, you’ll end up stacking shelves in Tesco’s just like yer mam.”

  52. 100
    The HoC has a fetid stink says:

    What on earth have we the ordinary tax payer done to deserve this pernicious mendacious little twat – Can’t one of you lot near to Westminster go & shoot the sod or do you think that might be too good for him

    We have HoC full of effing crooks

  53. 103
    Gladstone Screwer says:

    This alleged ‘government’ reminds myself and Mrs Screwer of the first Terminator movie, you know, when Arnie is burned, crushed, shot ad infinitum…he keeps getting up again, won’t FUCKING DIE. Will someone please, I don’t care who it is, ‘terminate’ the bastards. This creep Mandleson is the living embodiment of deviousness. A rat is never so dangerous as when it is facing its final moments…these TOSSERS will fuck us over, as if they haven’t already, in the most spectacular manner in the fag end of their reign.

  54. 104
    Dougie - Glasgow says:

    This shite shover should suffer the samefate as Longshanks son Edward.

    Red hot poker up his ronson lighter !

  55. 107
    The HoC has a fetid stink says:

    She’s pissing herself cos if she loses her job she might have to actually go & live in Salford & by all accounts even if she was fit for anything else there’s no jobs

    • 139
      Trough Mixture says:

      Oh dear. She’ll have to sell her bike. Might end up in the clubs on Sunday doing a speciality turn for ‘people of short stature’.

  56. 114
    The Dark Lord says:

    All part of the Mandy Plan. He is the PM by initials and position

  57. 115
    The HoC has a fetid stink says:

    106 I agree they’re a vicious bunch of tossers who know they are going to get wiped out at the next GE & will exact their revenge before being kicked out

    Probably Labour knowing they are definitely onto a hiding, unlike the rest who still live in hope, will be the worst – They’ll milk the system for all it’s worth in the sure knowledge it’s gonna be their last chance saloon & sod the country

  58. 118
    The HoC has a fetid stink says:

    I have to say this but this bloke gives phedos a bad name

  59. 122
    The HoC has a fetid stink says:

    Why can’t he be into erotic suffocation or summat & fail

  60. 124
    Casual Observer says:

    Lordy Mandlebottom will rule the world soon…

    Mark my words.

  61. 127
    Multiple Miggs says:

    I can smell your Hoon!

  62. 143
    streamfisher says:

    1066 again, a load of Barons from a ‘foreign’ land (Lords, Peers, Sirs and assorted ‘Honourable’ members) out to pillage and put the natives to sword, not one word from any of them lest its; me, me, I did the right thing! (wrong thing again) did somebody say SHYSTERS recently?

  63. 144
    Jean-Michel Robespierre says:

    As you British have better Freedom of Press laws than the French, why don’t you finally discuss Peter Mandelson’s long affair with Gordon Brown? Everyone in Brussels knows about it.

    • 224
      Sir Lancelot Boyle says:

      You see, Robesbulge, that you touched on something that has crossed my minds on occasion: It is not the interest of their playtime activities which should concern the press. How many british newsapapers will a eu dictatorship allow once lisbon is complete in our lives? If I was a newspaper owner or even a lowly journo, I would be rather concerned about my position. We could end up with the bbc and the gusrdian what with internet censorship and arrest of anti-establishment blog owners. SO I say to good journo’s – keep at and help us destroy this hydra monster that is the eu. (Politically and democratically of course why still possible)

      • 264
        talamunji says:

        That’s the stuff Sir Lance – keep at ‘em ! Your sister Susan is a great
        singer.

      • 515
        Jean-Michel Robespierre says:

        Commissioner Mandelson was indiscrete on an occasion in Strasbourg. Pierre Brochand, now retired, and his DGSE, have a recording of the secret conversation with a friend about his relationship with P.M.Brown. Many English journalists have heard it. They have also seen the photograph of P.M.Brown with a well known gay English personality. Ask Lord Mandelson, I am sure he will tell you the truth about him and P.M.Brown. This is as far as I can go. Bon chance!

  64. 145
    Luther Arkwright says:

    Publication of MP’s expenses to be heavily edited. Yep, that’s transparency. This is shocking: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/12/commons-to-censor-expenses-information

    • 180
      Anonymous says:

      Lets hope the DT have their un-redacted copy ready to run at the same time at the Commons produce the edited version

    • 563
      Anonymous says:

      I had a look at Frank Field’s expenses as published on his website. All sounds very open and transparent, and of course we all love the saintly Frank, but the “redacted” receipts etc are completely useless for seeing what he spent money on. Everything apart from the figure at the bottom appears to get blanked out. If this is what the HofC has in mind they are barking mad……………..

  65. 146
    Ever Vigilant says:

    Mandleson could be brought down for good if we can get the evidence that he took a bribe from his Russian mate.

    He must be made to explain how he financed his London house.

    He says that he will not talk about it but there must be someone in a bank or mortgage provider who knows the details and who can be prevailed upon to do his patriotic duty and reveal all about the slimy poofters finacial affairs.

    • 240
      Shithead says:

      Brilliant suggestion, Ever Vigilant. Simply brilliant. How about it, financial journos? This could be your Woodward and Bernstein moment. Go for it!

    • 557
      City of Vice says:

      If you bring down Mandleson you bring down the government so get digging folks there’s work to be done! Gordo made a big mistake giving that clown all that power and titles, which renders his government a real hostage to fortune. Mandy can’t help himself – his weakness is that he is fatally attracted to the high-life and will do anything to get it so he’s certain to come a cropper at some point soon.

  66. 148
    Magog says:

    At the risk of repeating myself…

    What’s up with Blears?

    From super-confident, cheeky munchkin and all-round boat-rocker, to abject, tearful party toady, all in a week.

    What gives here? It just doesn’t add up.

    Guido. There is dirt here – I can smell it.

    • 168
      nell says:

      I suspect her constituency is being leant on by dearest mandy and No.10 to de-select her. I guess it’s called revenge.

      Of course I thought I heard it said that Gordon told the PLP on Monday that he was going to change his ways – no more spinning against his own side or knives in the back to his own MP’s – oh well – of course he didn’t mean it!!!!

      • 200
        Magog says:

        She would have anticipated that, though.

        It was obvious she would have been deselected.

        There is more to this.

        • 237
          nell says:

          Apparently Lindsay Hoyle Labour MP and Brian Simpson MEP are waging a campaign in her neck of the woods to lay the blame for the success of the Bin Nurturing Party firmly at her door.

          You know how Labour are with their smear campaigns?

          And Mandy won’t want gordon tainted with the blame for those two ‘binned notorious piffle’ MEP seats so what better than to blame them on Blears?

      • 546
        Susie says:

        You got it nell.

    • 178
      MI5 says:

      SO the Poison Dwarf poisoned herself…

      With the help of Labour Thugs of course

      Useless woman..like the rest of Blair’s Babes…Just window dressing when it came to a crunch…

      • 195
        Canary Wharf Rat says:

        Dr Kelly

      • 268
        MI6 says:

        We dress our windows a little more tastefully south of the river, pal.

        • 338
          REVOLUTION NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!WAKEY-WAKEY!RISE AND SHINE ARSEHOLES!SMASH THE MACHINE! says:

          And the colour of your windows is, I believe, Irish Republican Army Green.
          You just could not make this fucking shit up.
          and MI6, if scarlet ever gets tried for war crimes can I string him up please?
          I would do it free of charge, I will even pay my own expenses and supply the rope for nothing.
          I would be willing to do that for my country because I am a good citizen.
          Peter Mandelson would not do it because he is not man enough and also because he is a bad citizen who acts exclusively in his own interests.
          And there’s a rumour going round that he might be a bit, you know, gay.
          Major Security risk.

    • 206
      Dr Nuts says:

      In the picture round discussion – the expression was ’self criticism’ it’s a way of self-preservation and re-obtaining favour with the politariat!

    • 207
      Magog says:

      Guido.

      You are smart enough to know Blears’s behaviour cannot be accounted for by mere threats of deselection – which she surely must have anticipated.

      Take my advice and dig deep on this one.

    • 212
      Anonymous says:

      Shes possibly been told that she should do public penance or face an investigation for fraud.

    • 259
      Indigo says:

      I think that it is pure narcissism. It is just eating her up, that she is missing out on being chummy with all the lords and baronesses that the Cabinet is now stuffed with.

    • 351
      Albert the Cat says:

      Yes, there is certainly dirt here. Ian Dale amongst others was waiting for a backbench speech from her; a ‘Geoffrey Howe’ that would ram a harpoon right up Catamite Mandy’s and El Gordo’s arses. It would have been devastating if given this week – she knows where the political bodies are buried.
      Of course, she had to be stopped. The snivelling self-denunciation was another small marker point in the steady degradation of our polity.

    • 442
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Apologies for re-posting this, but relevant to this discussion:

      Self-criticism
      Under some totalitarian systems of communism, important party members who had fallen out of favor with the political elite were sometimes forced to undergo “self-criticism” sessions, producing either written or verbal statements detailing how they had been ideologically mistaken, and affirming their new belief in the party line. Self-criticism, however, did not guarantee political rehabilitation, and often offenders were still executed.

      In the People’s Republic of China, self-criticism, called jiǎntǎo in Chinese, is an important part of Maoist practice.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-criticism

      • 547
        Susie says:

        Probably the same trick they tried on Dr. Kelly, threaten to fit him up on some bogus charge and ensure that his family don’t get a pension.

        Hazel’s been told that they’ll throw the book at her and get the police in so she forfeits her pension unless she admits her mistake. Only the charge(s) won’t be bogus in her case.

        We should have put a stop to Labour in 2003.

  67. 150
    Fenman says:

    Will someone ask the labour idlers in the HoC what is the reason for so many unelected – labour ministers in the HoL-doing their job ?

    Or is it that most of them are so useless that even Cyclops has to recognise their limitations

    • 288
      nell says:

      Hi Fenman. Don’t know about you but my Mother told me that I’m descended from webbed feet and spotted bellies and I’m proud of it. The land was always more honorable than politics. And Labour has never understood the land. They are only interested in the bigger cities where they believe they can get more votes. It’s why DEFRA under Labour has always been such a dead loss.

      As for all these unelected Lords in Gordon’s cabinet. Well most owe their allegiance to Ms Mandy Stalin who is making a bid for control of EUSSR, possibly in conjunction with her friend, the smiling Toni, funded by some notable oligarchs.

      Of course they believe we peasants from the Fens and elsewhere do not understand their machinations.

      We understand perfectly how they are trying to feather their own nests. I have my knitting and my stool ready and waiting!!!!

    • 577
      Borg Drone Won says:

      With only 349 people to choose from the talent is not there for Brown.

  68. 154
    Stronghold Barricades says:

    will there be enough time before the election for good ship Great Britain to enter the Euro?

  69. 155
    Willy Wonka says:

    If Mr Mandlson needs a part time job I have a vacancy for a Fudge Nudger open at the moment.

  70. 161
    nell says:

    A fanatic who thought the end justified the means. A supreme political mover who quickly became one of the leaders. Ruthless, austere, idealistic. He let nothing stand in his way to the ultimate power.

    Remind you of anyone? Well this was Maximilien Robespierre (not Mandy but very like him)

    Robespierre met the same fate that he doled out to thousands of others on the guillotine.

    Only he was executed face upwards. See? there is always hope!!!!

  71. 163
    Ratsniffer says:

    After sucking on the ever flowing teat of the EU, Mandlescrote probably feels he owes them a favour or two, so he’s kidding them that yes, we are all really keen to adopt the Euro, lose control of our legal system (actually that’s almost happened already) and neuter parliament (ditto).

    He’ll also be telling them that the way to get us onside is to install himself as Presidente, as he knows that come next years general election he and his NuLabour chums will be history.

  72. 166
    Hugh Janus says:

    If Lord Fumblebum of Boy is involved, together with his sidekick McBust, then the slogan should be ‘Wrecking Britain’s Future’.

  73. 167
    Spin Doctor says:

    Cameron should taunt Brown at PMQs that he is now the Deputy Prime Minister!

  74. 169

    If Gordon Brown wants to launch a new policy base for his party, he should seek a mandate to follow that set of policies. If not, then he must have concerns that his policies cannot gain the support of the electorate.

    Launch your new policies, call it a manifesto, seek our support.

  75. 170
    Ever Vigilant says:

    No.147

    Please , if you know something factual about a sexual relationship between Brown and Mandleson ,post the details,please,please. But ensure that it is factual . Many old labour supporters would take a dim view of being led by sexual deviants especially those deviants burdened by emotional instability.

  76. 171
    Barrowboy. says:

    Two Japanese looking gentlemen just had their collars felt by the Italian/Swiss plods for carrying 134 billion dollars worth of bonds across the border (eye watering or what) 10.000 euros is the limit Lord Fondlebum pls. note. Enquiries are on going into either a vast scam or something real. If the latter, then it may pay off some of Italy´s debt, as the fine for excess cross border currency carry overs is 40%.

  77. 173
    Canary Wharf Rat says:

    Gordo + Mandy now have the lid screwed down so tight that they are gonna start to believe they are invincible and lets face it in their World they are. No-one but no-one in NewLiars is going to dare step out of line. We are going to see a re-launch in the coming months with all sorts of proposals to appease and bribe the UK electorate. Stand by for announcements on Immigration, Public Spending, tractor production and some dirty stuff on Dave & Co. All aided and abetted by their mouthpiece, the BBC. Maybe will will be treated to another “terrorist”scare/attack.
    The major problem they have here is whatever they promise they always fail to deliver so expect a snap election in October before the relaunch runs out of steam, failure exposes the lies for what they are and inflation kicks in.
    NewLiars are about to go into Overdrive in a final attempt to keep control. It’s gonna get ugly and nasty for anyone who stands in their way or falls out of line (Blears etc)

  78. 175
    Porky Pies MP says:

    I wish somebody would do a King Edward 11 on Mandelson and rid us once and for all time of this scheming, disgusting flesh-creeping, creature. I can supply the poker if required.

  79. 181
    Porky Pies MP says:

    Mandelson might be one of the few ‘men’ left in parliament that receives an orgasm whenever he wipes his (own) arse.

    • 297
      Mandy, Lord of the Titles says:

      I’ve got a young sensitive Civil Servant to do it for me!

  80. 182
    Unsworth says:

    Yep, I think the bastards are Building Britain’s Future. The sooner they’re up against the wall the better. What sort of a ‘Future’ is there with these monsters in charge?

    And Brown is Mandy’s Merkin. He’ll be cast aside shortly to reveal the full horror of Mandelson naked and unadorned.

  81. 184
    Charles E Hardwidge says:

    You can’t stop me impersonating you. Too bad!

  82. 185
    Dr Nuts says:

    This explains the financial easing that Labour have undertaken.

    By completely destroying the value of Stirling – they’re trying to force us to accept the euro.

    Doesn’t this score as TREASON? If not – what does?

    • 215
      Anonymous says:

      Holly fuck if they can do this to Stirling no town in the UK is safe !!!!

    • 216
      Sir William Wallace says:

      We tann’d yer wee botties, reet enough!

      Aye, look at England today!

    • 220
      lolol says:

      It won’t happen the Germans couldn’t afford us and the rest of Europes deadbeats.

      • 234
        Ratsniffer says:

        No, they are “printing” loads of dosh to make us all feel a little better off for one year – until the general election. After which it will be pay-back time, at least for middle England, which will be sucked dry until there are no pips left to squeak.

        That’s why there’s all this cobblers about “green shoots” being pushed by the Broon Broadcasting Corporation.

        It’s all part of the election campaign – draw a line under the dismal, humiliating election results, then convince us that Snotty is masterminding our financial recovery…oh hail the great leader yes you really are the only one to lead us out of this mess that , er, you created.

        • 248
          grobdj says:

          Good analysis

          Government stats report ‘industrial production up 0.4% in April’

          Don’t forget that oil and gas extraction has been rolled up with manufacturing and renamed ‘industrial production’

          So that’ll be the oil price then, which has doubled since Christmas Eve

        • 328
          Anonymous Misogynist says:

          Hasn’t oil production been CUT by approx. 4 million barrels per day?

        • 332
          Dr Nuts says:

          So that would also explain why they’re privatising the Post Office – grab their now ‘privatised’ pension pot – and spend the accumulated ‘future old age pensioners food’ and spend it by increasing their dole money to stop the claimants voting B-*-P.

          So they’re not buying/bribing voters at all.

          But, laugh – you’ve got to – this is an old Conservative trick – free money now – pay later, just after the election, it’s a great trick the middle Englanders fall for it every time! (Almost).

        • 548
          Susie says:

          That would explain the DJ on Radio 2’s byline “The BBC and Radio 2 — helping you through the recession” this afternoon. I nearly drove into a hedge.

  83. 193
    The Master says:

    PMQ’s will be fun “Is the Prime Minister in agreement with
    First Secretary, the Lord Manelson that the Uk will be entering the Euro in the future as he indicated whilst in the fatherland recently?”

    • 242
      RobC says:

      Mandleson hasn’t got a future nor Brown and jointly they appear to be engineering the demise of the Labour party at the same time.Is it out of spite or design I wonder?

      • 334
        Dr Nuts says:

        The demise of the Labour Party is irrelevant – with the absorbtion of the UK into Europe – and the unelected European Social Workers Party making all the laws (compared to 75% currently), Parliament is irrelevant – just a bunch of sock puppets getting money for rubber stamping EU laws.

  84. 197
    Anonymous says:

    Somehow I can’t help think that they’ve missed the whole point.

    Instead of fixing the economy they’re just going to become more left-wing and spend more money.

    While that might get back some of their “core vote”, it’s just going to turn-off everyone else, so they might creep back up to 20% simply by bankrupting the country for their “core vote”, but they’ll never get above 20% again because everyone outside their “core vote” will be unhappy that they’ve bankrupted the country.

    That union twat on Question Time summed it up for me; he was banging on about spending more and more money without any thought of where the hell it was going to come from.

    They’ll bankrupt the country in a scorched-earth policy to secure their “core vote”, but they’ll never get back into power again.

  85. 225
    qoooze says:

    blatant plagiarism of the BNP flag

    • 578
      Alan McDonald says:

      Well Mandleson should go off and design a better flag as he is good with colours!

  86. 241
    Anonymous says:

    BOUNCY BALLS !!!

    Hilarious !! Yvette will be pleased !!

    • 344
      WobblyJim says:

      Ominous more like, did you ever watch “The Prisoner” ?

    • 394
      Engineer says:

      Am I alone in being revolted by the association of “Mandelson” with “bouncy balls”?

  87. 244
    Anonymous says:

    Or maybe Mandy will want the rest of Europe to ‘Keep The Pound’ by joining the new ‘Single European Currency’ – STERLING !!

    After all, since he is running the UK, easier to graft the rest of Europe onto our fiscal and monetary policy than for him to see Tony Blair stealing his thunder from Brussels !!

  88. 252
    Indigo says:

    Mandelson has all the breezy confidence of someone who can never be held accountable. Whereas the people elected to represent our interests in the law-making forum have had all their power and nearly all their work taken away from them. And the Prime Minister has enabled all this.

    It is going to get very bad indeed.

    • 263
      Engineer says:

      True indeed – but at least it has a time limit. Roll on June 2010 ( if the GE doesn’t happen sooner). Then we might have an HONEST debate in Parliament.

  89. 256

    You so-called Conservatives should know better. You aren’t real Tories, you don’t really care about Building Britain’s Future and you certainly don’t have any honourable vision of equality and fairness like the Labour party have. You so-called Conservatives are just hangers on who delight in bullying and imposing your own misery on to others. Just look at the way you hounded poor Shahid Malik and Hazel Blears and the other MPs, especially the saviour of our economic system Gordon Brown.

    • 276
      lolol says:

      Charles 1,Charley 1 your not worth the energy anymore,your trolling is getting very poor and I can’t be bothered,the country knows that your mates are lieing,thieving b*stards and will go in 11 months,

      PS you said you were leaving this site,did you get lonely in your bedsit.

    • 280
      Blues Brother says:

      You so-called Labourites should know better. You aren’t real Labour, you don’t really care about Gordons Future and you certainly don’t have any honourable vision of equality and fairness like Gordon has. You so-called Labourites are just hangers on who delight in bullying and imposing your own delusions on to others. Just look at the way you hounded poor Daniel Hannan and other MPs, especially the saviour of our economic system Vince Cable.

    • 286
      Basket Case says:

      Obviously a CEH lookalike..it’s way past the real ones bedtime

    • 318
      obalu makambo says:

      Yeah you’re right Mr Fuckwidge……we just want to shoot you up the arse with a twelve bore.

    • 377
      nell says:

      Re: Sh*hid M*alik I’m still trying to understand why I, as the taxpayer, need to fund his TWO offices in his constituency , not to mention his multple flat screen tv’S in multiple homes , his MASSAGE chair, and his ££thousands on his 2nd home(but really his main home – where his wife lives) in London.

      Are we building Britain’s future or are we feathering Labour Mp’s and MEP’s and Labour Lord’s Nests????

      I rather fancy it is the latter . Glynis, Mandi ,Sugar ….This is your time – ENJOY- because we , the electorate are going to get you in the end !!!!

      As for Gordon – hang onto your dummy – if you dump it out of your pram now you are not likely to get it back!!!!!

    • 432
      Dr Feelgood says:

      I’m not convinced this is the real Charles. Need to raise your game matey.

    • 579
      Teresa May says:

      “you certainly don’t have any honourable vision of equality and fairness like the Labour party have. ”

      You are correct we do not have a vision of equality nad fairness. All our candidates are selected on merit.

  90. 262
    Spin Doctor says:

    Isn’t it a great pity that Spitting Image isn’t still on TV! I’d loved to see them take the piss out of Jocky McDoom and his Doomettes every Sunday night.

  91. 265
    Pip says:

    Having “Building Britain’s Future” as Mandelson/Brown/Labours logo is rather like the RSPCA starting a euthanasia section to deal with stray dogs and cats and having as your logo a picture of green fields, blue skies and dancing butterflies with the words “Heavenly Pets”. Technically correct but not what one had in mind.

    • 270
      .243 Win says:

      ZaNuSpeak : “Building Britain’s Future”

      Translation : “Sealing Britain’s Fate”

      • 397
        Dr Nuts says:

        We need to make our feelings known to the Conservatives – we want trials for treason!

  92. 267
    Cassandra King says:

    So the eurotrash plan is get Mandelson into a position where he can stab the mental one and take over as unelected satrap of the new British province of the Franco German reich?

    Mandelson is indeed the most dangerous criminal in the UK at the moment and I can only hope he dies a painful death.

  93. 273
    Dixie Dean says:

    Remember the Death Czar is a member of the Rob the builderberg’s, now our unelected gay leader… Not the scottish one(althou he does also attend the secret NWO group as well) sorry Guido for breaking the rules but these guys are moving quick and even the headbangers can be right sometimes. MI6 now admit to being involved in the 1976 common Market vote. Be aware they are preparing for the post democratic age. Oh dear the cross-hairs are now on me. Long live Albion
    Love Dixie

  94. 274
    Anonymous says:

    Nowhere have I ever seen one convincing argument for tying ourselves to Europe. It costs us a fortune. And without wishing to be seen as rather childish and/or paranoid the only thing the EU seems to achieve with regular success is stitch up the UK. Look at the BSE fiasco. While the French blithely ignore EU statue. The Spanish spend their money on new naval vessels while we pay for their infrastructure.

    I am studying the EU next semester at uni’. If my campaign goes well I expect to be having regular interviews with head of school. And if I am really lucky dean of students.

    • 366
      Engineer says:

      In the 1970’s (1973 I think – perhaps someone would correct me) my parents voted foe a free-trade area called the EEC (European Economic Community). Nobody at that time mentioned political integration. I’m in my late 40’s, and I’ve never had a chance to express my opinion on this political adventure through the ballot box. I’d like that opportunity. I’m British, I don’t do lynching politicians, but I’m starting to think (along with many others it seems) that may be the only way of making my point. I hope the political classes come to their senses before this becomes necessary.

      • 420
        Agent 99 says:

        In the 70’s it was called the “common market just a group of nations wishing to undertake trade more easily. Initially it partialy came about as an extension of the ‘Benelux’ (Belgium Netherlands and Luxemborg) agreements. The downfall of our membership even then was we had to shun those we had traded with for years as restictions kicked in. New Zealand and Oz were two of the early sufferers. I know the company I worked for pretty much went out of buisiness over the next 6 to 12 months.

        The evidence was in front of us but we did not realise it. Oh if only we knew then what we now know and that common market was to be eventually changed to common purpose and a full unaccountable undemocratic federal states of Europe.

      • 461
        Elwood P. Dowd says:

        It was 1975. We should have known: it followed the same pattern as German Unification in the 19th Century : first a Customs Union, then Political Union

  95. 275
    Farmer Trumpington Giles says:

    KEEP
    GORDON
    BROWN

  96. 278

    I read it as “Building Britain’s Failure” at first, assumed it must be one of Guido’s humorous logos.

    Then again, that would have been more honest than the actual text.

  97. 282
    anonemo says:

    At the end of the bbc interview the chipmunk says – “not going out on the basis of expenses claims, which genuinally are not true” – is this an admission of guilt?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8097955.stm

  98. 284
    WWW.BUILDINGBRITAINSFUTURE.CO.UK says:

    Charles Hardwidge-hoon

    c/o The Labour Party
    Eldon House
    Regent Centre
    Newcastle Upon Tyne
    NE3 3PW

    Name: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    Party: Labour

    Region: West Midlands

    • 291
      smoked him oot says:

      HARDWIDGE IS MICHAEL CASHMAN

      • 307
        nell says:

        Sorry didn’t know who M*ch*el C*shm*n was and guess lots of others on here didn’t either.

        So just so we understand the breadth and depth of our MEP’s knowledge, education and experience as they represent us in Europe:

        MC was best know for his role in Eastenders – a character famous for the first gay man to kiss another man in a UK soap opera. Apparently he has been an MEP in the West Midlands since 1999.

        It’s celeb status again then!!

      • 381
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        That’s a pretty rare insult! If I were Mr Cashman, I’d consider that gross canard justification for any retaliation up to and including fisticuffs. I don’t think even an MEP would be capable of being that narcissistically twattish: have you *seen* any of Hardwidge’s posts on gaming and tech sites? Talk about most popular boy in the class…

        • 428
          Jim Davidson says:

          Look chum. in the narcissistic twat stakes, Cashman makes Fuckwidge look like John Merrick.

          Doesn’t he pay his boyfriend thousands to be his secretary out of MEP expenses? It certainly gives new meaning to, “Bend over Miss Jones, I’ve got some dictation for yo cute little ass.”

          What a cυnt.

  99. 289
    WobblyJim says:

    “BULLDOZING Britain’s Future” is more accurate

  100. 290
    Want some says:

    Bastardising Britains Future
    or even

    Buggering Britains Future

  101. 294
    A NON says:

    Least we forget the influence and network of the Kinnocks.

    Glenys Kinnock – Minister for Europe (2009);

    Baroness (2000) Andrews,
    Chair of English Heritage and Parliamentary Under-Secretary, was Kinnocks policy adviser 1985 -1992;

    Baroness (2004) Royall,
    Leader of the House of Lords, was Kinnock’s special adviser in the 1980’s.

    etc.

  102. 302
    Indigo says:

    Are we not entitled to know why Brown has stuffed the Cabinet with appointees from the House of Lords, instead of MPs elected by us? How does one go about getting him to explain this extraordinary situation?

    • 311
      mumbo says:

      One thing for sure, you don’t ask a journalist to do it.

    • 316
      grobdj says:

      Hope that’s not an admission that you voted for these bastards

    • 325
      Anonymous says:

      Quite a simply answer to that, most labour MP’s are retards

    • 341
      nell says:

      As is very clear from D-Day, gordon is now nothing more than a puppet being ‘looked after’ by Sara and Mandi. This cabinet of Lords owe their allegiance only to mandi (and possibly bliar) and the oligarchs that are funding them.

      The only role that mandi has left to gordon, in order to keep him occupied, is to wreak vengeance on those MP’s (like Hazel) who tried to oust him. Pity they don’t have the courage of their conviction.

      Mandi is making policy from hereon in, whilst gordon spins and stabs like the feral inner city youth gangs that have mushroomed under this Labour Government.

  103. 306
    Charityplayer says:

    *
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    MANDELSON IS A WRATHSCHILD PROXY

    ENGLAND HAS BEEN SOLD

    THE DJEWS ARE IN CONTROL

    NAO YU CAN SEE

    NAO YU KNOW

    TOO L8

    *

    YU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED

    THAT IS YOUR DEMOCRACY

    THERE IS NUFFING YU CAN DO ABAOUWT IT

    THE JUSTICE MINISTER IS A DGJEW

    THEY ARE ALL DGJEWS, HIDING BEHIND THEIR RACIST LAWS

    *

    THEY ARE NAO IN THE PROCESS OF WRITING YOUR CONSTITUTION
    AND THERE IS NUFFING YU CAN DO ABAOUT IT

    SAY WUN WURD AND BE BRANDED AS AN ANTI~SEMITE RACIST

    THEY CONTROL THE BANQK OF ENGLAND

    AND THEY CONTROL PARLIAMENT

    COMMONS AND LAUDS

    *

    ENGLAND IS FINISHED

    THE BBC IS CONTROLLED BY DGJEWS

    YU HAVE LOST CONTROL OF YOUR OWN DESTINY

    YU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING

    YU HAVE LOST
    THE BALFOUR DECLARATION IS TRAITORS* G8

    HARMAN IS LINED UP TO TAKE OVER FROM CORPUS BRAOUWN

    THERE IS GOING TO BE A WAR INDyEND

    SOON

    *

    THE DGJEWS IN PARLIAMENT
    ARE HAND IN GLOVE WITH THE DGJEWS IN AMERRYKA

    ENGLAND IS DONE FOR
    BANQKRUPT
    JUST LIKE AMERYKA

    *

    ASTA

    • 319
      Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

      Oh and I suppose they hired malik to play with?

    • 323
      Shady Malikberg says:

      Count me in!

    • 335

      A typical Tory lunatic.

      Let’s have some balance people, then harmony will follow. Once Brown gets the economy back on track he’ll lead us into a golden European age.

      • 340
        Ratsniffer says:

        Charlie, you’re up late. Time for nursey to bath you, administer your medication, and then put you to bed with your hands bound in cotton mittens to stop you abusing that poor, red raw, shredded pecker of yours.

        • 383
          Charles halfwitted attempt at satire widge says:

          That Tory is a bad man.

          Brown is gr8. Everythink is wunnerful. Europe is gr8 too.

        • 436
          Dr Nuts says:

          Yeah, but a Nu Labour nursery Rhyme is ‘Enter Sandman’ by Metallica!

      • 345
        Flick the switch says:

        He should be led to an electric chair and I shall insert my life savings in to the meter to keep the current frying that piece of shit until he is just a lump of lard,the fraudulent bastard.

      • 346
        Anonymous says:

        Hi stanislav. What sort of a sick joke is this?

      • 348
        Charityplayer says:

        *
        *
        *
        *
        THE BOREYTORIES ARE PLAYING PARLIAMENTS* HAND

        VOTING FOR THEM IS VOTING FOR PARLIAMENT ASSEMBLED

        THEY WILL PIQK UP THE TAB AND RUN WITH IT

        THEY ARE ALL THE SAME AND ALL PLAYING THE SAME GAME
        AND THE SAME HAND

        PARLIAMENT IS THE ENEMY

      • 354
        grobdj says:

        There’s no such thing as a typical Tory lunatic, we’re all mad in our own ways and think independently

        Something that a sheep will never understand

        • 358
          Silvio Tanner says:

          *
          *
          *
          *
          YE ARE ALL EUROPEANS

          YE ALL THINQK AS EUROPEANS

          YE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF YHODGODALLAH A DAMN AND ABRACADABRAHAM

          YE ARE ALL MUTTONHEADS

      • 371
        resurgemus says:

        Charles,

        glad you are back. As you know I am playing your award winning game “Being Charles Hardwidge by Charles Hardwidge “. I have just installed the Cabinet Reshuffle upgrade and I’m getting strange outcomes:

        1. the character ” Gordon ” appears to have lost all influence and will only sit in a corner citing increases in tractor production. ( even though tractor production going down )
        2. none of the other characters will do anything without first referring to the new character “Peter ”
        3. when I hit the “trough” button Shahid Malik keeps paying me for chairs.

        I think you have a few bugs in the Cabinet Reshuffle , most of them dungbeetles.

        Perhaps other bloggers experiencing problems with this game could tell Charles of their experience.

        “Being Charles Hardwidge by Charles Hardwidge ” is currently available at all Oxfam shops on a buy one get ten free offer.

    • 365
      thick as thieves says:

      fuck off you c’unt.
      England is a state of mind. always was. it could’ve been regionalised and carved up thousands of years ago by surrounding countries.
      British people have been free for so long now that they cannot be bought or sold.
      you don’t even need a passport to be British, if you speak English as your main language and if you historically empathise with Britain and its people then as far as I’m concerned you are in. to be welcomed as one of us.
      that is the British way. the new labour project has failed because it only planned headlines, not policy. they didn’t even have a plan for war.
      they did, however, have a post war plan which they failed to present officially to the americans.
      DOH! why didn’t they? that is the question that will hang blair.
      And because of the depth of our history and language, we can see clearer and much, much further into the future than anyone else.
      people would be wise to listen to what the British have to say.
      but until brown and his corrupt government is removed we will be unable to exert any positive influence whatsoever.
      fucking useless self serving wankers.
      note to jack straw: so how does it feel being a war criminal jack?
      you have ofcourse shredded all the stuff that connects you to the crimes.
      are you sure?

      • 367
        nathan from pinner says:

        Oh dear, what’s happening? I think I’m beginning to agree with thick as thieves.

        • 382
          Engineer says:

          He’s probably been at the alco-pops. Mum and Dad gone out and left him home alone – someone should inform Social Services.

        • 564
          Silvio Tanner says:

          *
          *
          *
          *

          thick as thieves IS A FOWL AMERRYKAN DOGSKRYPTER AND WURKS FOR THE SUN DOT RAG

          AMERRYKAN FILTH~POSTERS ARE WURKING OVERTIME THESE DAYS

          ALWAYS TRYING TO BE WISE AFTER THE EVENT

          DOUGH
          INIT
          M8*

          *

        • 591
          thick as thieves says:

          very interesting indeed.
          your comment says far more about your position than mine.
          ofcourse I have been affected by america and its culture.
          if it were not for american culture I would have been indoctrinated by the propaganda of the BBC.
          america is a country that has had three renaissances in a single century: the silver screen, rock and roll and now a political renaissance by voting in the first black President of the United States, President Obama.
          but america is also a country that has committed and is committing war crimes.
          it is because america does not obey international laws that we are experiencing so much global conflict internationally and lawlessness domestically.
          for an intelligent person you really are shooting off on a tangent with the Jewish thing.
          it is a matter of law not race.
          as long as america does not follow international law then why should israel, or Britain?
          see?

        • 623
          Silvio Tanner says:

          *
          *
          *
          *

          AS FAR AS BLLEDING PLEADING BLEATING DGJEWS ARE CONCERNED
          IT IS A MATTER OF RACE

          AND DGJEWISH LAWS

          AND THE DGJEWISH PRACTICE OF USURY

          AND THE DGJEWISH WORSHIP OF MONEY
          *
          OBAMA IS KNOT BLAQK

          THIQK AS TWO SHORT PLANQKS IS WOT U ARE

          *

      • 387
        Dr Nuts says:

        Scarey innit!

        I can only assume TAT’s has taken some medications.

        • 410
          minty says:

          His boyfriend probably gave him a hand shandy.

        • 466
          MINTY'S BOYFRIEND(HAND SHANDY EXPERT(ASK MINTY):1ST CLASS) says:

          WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          COOOEEEEEE MINTY MINTY DON’T MAKE ME DO THE DIRTY RIMMING THING AGAIN TONIGHT YOU FILTHY FUCKING BASTARD!

        • 470
          minty says:

          Ooh, get her!

        • 494
          thick as thieves says:

          you dirty rimmer!……hold on, dirty rimmer? gayist slang? tries to act butch? hmm…….you are peter mandelson and I demand my £5!
          no I will not take payment in kind you dirty old slag.

      • 498
        Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

        TaT I think ‘afterdowningstreet’ have the neccesary paperwork.

    • 414
      Dr Feelgood says:

      What a crock of shit. Why has this normally amusing and interesting site been hijacked by a load of fucking racists like this twat?

      • 440
        Dr Nuts says:

        This site is open to everyone. That means we have the Care in the Community bunch like Charles Hardwidge on here as well.

        Got to love freedom of speech.

        I may not like what you say, but I’ll fight for your right to say it. (Although, as this is a private site, within limits).

        • 475
          Dr Feelgood says:

          I’m not banning it ffs (get New labour for that), but this is way out of order, and not within the normal characteristics of the site. If people want to read and write a load of anti-semitic shit, there are other locations to do so.

          Mandelson isn’t a c_unt because he’s gay or Jewish, he’s a c_unt because he’s a c_unt.

        • 625
          Silvio Tanner says:

          *
          *
          *
          *

          MANDELSON IS WHERE MANDELSON IS

          ON ACCOUNT OF MADELSON BEING A DGJEW

          *

          AN AMERRYKAN DGJEWISH SCRIBE ON AUNTIE MAUD GLOBAL RADIO

          RECENTLY SAID:

          DGJEWS HAVE LURNED HAO TO LOOK AFTER EACH OTHER,
          THEY HAVE HAD TO

          *
          MANDELSON WURKS FOR MONTAGU~WRATHSCHILD

          *

          ASTA

    • 629
      I'll have some of that says:

      Moron. You’re wasting bandwidth. Now fuck off back to 2nd Life. Thank God you never had a first one.

  104. 355
    lord bendover -wendover manhandle -mandleson rimington -sneer (retired) says:

    i dont think a ball is the right logo ,a great steaming pile of turds would be more appropriate.

  105. 359
    jumbo says:

    How long before Mandy turns up wearing a braided uniform with 3 foot wide epaulets, a row of medals like saucepan lids, and calling himself Lord High Protector and Princess of all the Britaynes?

  106. 361
    I voted for a party that doesnt offer what I want and am diappointed when they don't give it to me says:

    Why are shirt-lifters so keen to get us ‘in ‘ to Europe? Maybe they are like women and simply don’t get territoriality. Being a Jew as well means that he believes that Israel is the only real country and the rest of the world is all Goyimland which is much easier to administer by the chosen once national barriers have been obliterted.

    • 378
      Today Yorkshire tomorrow we march on Poland says:

      Well fatface bumboy Nanziboy Nicky is very keen on getting into Europe but he still has a ways to go before he can afford a few tanks to perform a blitzkrieg.

  107. 364
    Ratsniffer says:

    Paging on-call psyche nurse…..

  108. 373
    Bye Gordy says:

    Guido – check out (and put up the vid of) Thursday’s (Friday over here) edition of the Daily Show. Brown gets dicked on…AGAIN.

    • 379
      Dr Nuts says:

      And check out Have I Got News For You – where the point is made Brown is hated more than the Germans by the D-Day Veterans, together with the renaming of Omaha Beach.

      It’s short extremely sharp – and very very pointy!

  109. 384
    Brooned off says:

    Tonights question:

    If it was not for the 100% genuine and thoroughly decent chap Matthew Parris, would the thoroughly nasty, evil bit of slime, Mandlebum still be pretending to be straight and I only mean sexually as we all know he is bent in every other respect.

    • 392
      chronic says:

      A more apt Liebour slogan would be a picture of Lord Fondelbottom bending over, pulling his cheeks wide apart with the words “Britain Open For Business”.

  110. 389
    Anonymous says:

    It’s Nixonian now. ‘Yes boss, the government handshake, yes boss, the crusher of language, Yes boss, Mr Stillwater…’

  111. 399
    The rabid ginger chipmunk says:

    its all about me

    Boo hoo……

  112. 402
    Disgruntled Tyke says:

    Blears…methinks she protest too much..she is a fecking total non-entity caught up with her own self-importance and described to be now executing ‘an hand-wringing apology’. This apology should be a ‘death-grip apology’ round the fecking neck of Brown!!

  113. 403
    DB says:

    The Right Honourable Baron Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the County of Durham, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council.

    “Grandiose titles are part of a tradition to stimulate public support in a nation where the media is tightly controlled and little information about the inner workings of the government is available.”

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090612/ap_on_re_as/as_koreas_nuclear

    • 427
      Engineer says:

      Poor Herefordshire. It’s a beautiful county, it doesn’t deserve the insult of having to be associated with this slimeball.

  114. 408
    Lord High Protector and Princess of all The Britaynes says:

    “Like a, rubber ball,
    I’ll come bouncing back to you….
    ……rubber ball, I’ll come bouncing back to you.”

  115. 409
    Gordon Bum says:

    He has the face of an old woman (obviously an old woman who takes it up the arse).

  116. 412
    Ahmed says:

    Gay jews have no future in the UK

  117. 415

    I was very impressed with Hazel’s apology. She proved herself to be a good judge of the public mood as well as truly passionate about the Labour cause. As with all talent in the Labour party, she’ll rise straight to the top again, so it shouldn’t be too long before Hazel’s back in the cabinet and fighting for equality and opportunity for all!

    • 422
      grobdj says:

      Thanks Charles – So it’s official!

      http://www.labour.org announces:

      ‘New Cabinet Members Required Urgently! – Honesty and Integrity not required’

    • 425
      Anonymous says:

      Oh, stop it. I nearly came all over my red flag.

    • 426
      Anonymous says:

      Here here

    • 430
      Agent 99 says:

      Dickwad

      whatever you are on it ain’t working. Either that or its working too well

    • 435
      Rob Lowe says:

      Tut, tut, stating the obvious again Fuckwidge.

      Must do better.

    • 447
      ERRATA says:

      I was very depressed with Hazel’s apoplexy. She proved herself to be a good drudge in the public loo as well as truly dispassionate about the Labour sleaze. As with all the scum in the Labour praty, she’ll rise straight to the top again, so it should n’t be too long before Hazel’s back in the trough and fighting for equal opportunity for allowances!

      • 456
        Dr Nuts says:

        So we can expect her best friend Caroline Flint to be missing out on the job oppotunities of Kings Cross with a return to the Labour Ministry of Destroying Britain Dept 3?

        Or does she have to face Mandelson in Room 101 first?

        • 630
          I'll have some of that says:

          No. She’s down at Sainsbury’s getting her cocoa. Though maybe she can’t have it any more what with her being window dressing and all that….

    • 580
      Borg Drone Won says:

      As pointed out above Brown has 349 to choose from and had to goto the Lords to find “Ministerial” material including one who cannot serve until July 13.

  118. 418
    IainM says:

    So who controls UKs nukes? I do hope that the military have locked this lot of loonies out of the loop! They are starting to scare but then I always thought the Queen of Darkness a bit spinechilling!

  119. 423
    John Bull says:

    Mandelson typifies all that is rotten and corrupt with politics and politicians. Compelled to resign on two occasions (collecting severence pay on both occasions). Here is a man, and I use the term in its loosest sense, who at best cannot complete a mortgage application form correctly, at worst a criminal who attempted to obtain money by criminal deception. Yet ordinary people see incompetence and dishonesty rewarded. What a mad, mad country we live in.

  120. 424
    IainM says:

    re288

    I think they buggered it already!

  121. 438
    HaveIGotNudesForYou says:

    here’s the pictures

    Jacqui Smith

    Ed Balls

    Hazel Blears

    everybloodyoneof’em

    • 446
      Dr Nuts says:

      Caroline Flint – maybe.
      Ruth Kelly – possibly (though I’m not sure I’d want to look).

      The rest – I can understand if the husbands get porn videos. Who’d want to be faced with them in the morning? I’m sure you’re just posting the names up to gross people out.

      Caroline Flint – it’d be interesting.

  122. 443
    Despotic Governments r us says:

    Can I just say, Fuck you brown, fuck you mandleson, and fuck you to a lesser degree Harman. We know what the fuck is going on here you c unts. Just Fuck off with ur elected bastards !!!!!

  123. 444
    Despotic Governments r us says:

    un-eleceted that shud be

  124. 445
    Despotic Governments r us says:

    un elected even, well at least it draws attention to the utter fuckin SIN of this administration !

  125. 448
    Despotic Governments r us says:

    Oh by the way FUCK the Kinnoch;s BIG TIME !

  126. 449
    Scorched Earth says:

    Mandy makes the Telegraph front pages for spotting the coming Leadership challenge in the Autumn.

    And you will indeed hasten it Mandy if you try to grab Millliboy’s Foreign Secretary job and dump Darling for Balls in the near future.

  127. 455
    • 471
      R.McGeddon says:

      Handlesman is, in effect, prime minister in all but name with Bliar in the background helping to pull Brown’s strings. Gormless was saved by Mandelson’s black arts and realises that without the backing of his ‘First Secretary of State’ all the support for him rapidly evaporates.

      Gormless is still a dead man walking; Handlesman controls the switch to his life support….

      • 477

        He is now issuing threats to Gordon. I could not believe how blatant he was in his ‘coded message.’

      • 496
        Scorched Earth says:

        Works both ways.
        Mandy and Brown are now caught in a dance of death with both clutching daggers closely to each others backs. Were Brown deposed the one thing you can be certain of is that the Blairites Mandy turned on to save Brown will not trust this snake again and Milliboy already has a minder watching his back 24/7 for Mandy to strike.

        The PLP may be spineless when it comes to dumping Brown but they would resign en-masse if Mandelson was stupid enough to imagine he could ever be PM.

        Mandy needs Brown as much as Brown needs Mandy.
        Brown still holds the key to his dream job as Foreign Secretary.
        And Brown now holds plenty of dirt on Mandy and what he’s been up to.

        He has burned his bridges to the Blairites who wanted Brown dumped.
        Fact is nobody likes him and nobody trusts him but Brown is now his sponsor.

        • 583
          Susie says:

          Agreed but it’s been like this ever since 1997… except it’s now Mandelson/Brown instead of Blair/Brown. Brown hated Blair, but he had to find a replacement for him as Brown’s just not a leader, he’s not got what it takes and by now he knows it.

          There is something rotten in the State of Britain and we’ve been hijacked — Mandelson isn’t ‘planning’ a coup — it’s already happened!

      • 514
        Dr Nuts says:

        But who’s prepared to take the poisoned chalice of the Leadership?

        Whoever does it needs to have a long-term game plan which can be put into action straight away. That’s not going to be easy. The first thing is to prove the end of these black arts – and how to do that when it’s the very same black arts that’s put the PM there?

        Next is decisive honesty about the books. PFI has to be declared. It’s the venom in No11, too many have realised how bad the situation is, seems only the PLP haven’t twigged it yet.

        • 540
          Goat says:

          The problem is Dr Nuts that Gordon and the Dark Lord have proven to be the masters of the Dark Arts and it will take a genious to beat them. And if your that good then why the fuck would you bin the skills that got you there?

          The only way I can see to get out of this shit situation is invade France. Honestly, the Germans won’t do fuck all because their soldiers have Gucci kit yet are useless in the main. The Americans would find it funny because they don’t tend to like the French and they own every base in southern Germany. Yep invade France. That would fuck up the EUSSR project royally. We could even invite Turkey to invade Spain. As a bonus the lads would be fighting close to home. It’s a winning plan.

  128. 468
    Dr Nuts says:

    Well, Charles Clarke admits the obvious – Labour may well finish 3rd in the GE. Hurray – confirmation of some good news.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1192691/Labour-finish-general-election-says-Charles-Clarke.html

    • 485
      Scorched Earth says:

      Clarke is still keeping the challenge burning on the backburner till the autumn by reminding the backbenches that oblivion awaits if they keep Brown.

  129. 469
    Chris Grieve says:

    Some Labour person has actually just said on Newsnight,

    “It’s time to draw a line under this and move on”.

    • 473
      monty says:

      Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear…..

    • 479
      R.McGeddon says:

      The full Labourspeak is; ‘ We are listening and learning, we feel your pain, we have learnt the lessons, we must draw a line under this, move on and get on with the job ‘.

      The mantra should be repeated three hundred times a day until we, the electorate, hear it in our subconscious….

      • 487
        R.McGeddon says:

        Bonus marks are awarded if they can insert the phrase, ‘ Conservatives are the do nothing party, we would not walk by on the other side ‘

        • 497
          Bad Samaritan says:

          No, they’d run like fuck!

        • 499
          corpus says:

          It’s obviously the right thing to do.

        • 573
          Anonymous says:

          As Ive said b4 Brown bottle(er) is fond of quoting this parable, but in this instance the labour party are the muggers and NOT the good samaritan.

        • 584
          Susie says:

          Someone commented on here yesterday, “Conservatives are the ‘do nothing but win elections’ party.

          Come on Cameron! Slip that one into PMQs next week and see how they like it.

      • 603
        WokinghamChris says:

        …. and get on with the job of HELPING HARD WORKING FAMILIES.

        If you don’t mind.

        x 300 time a day, thanks.

        ps Tractor production is much higher than it was last time…. whenever that was.

    • 482
      Scorched Earth says:

      Plagiarism!
      And an ominous sign for Brown as that used to be John Major’s refrain every few weeks as Portillo and the gang were plotting furiously behind his back.

      This clearly isn’t over. I doubt Charles Clarke and the remaining Blairites will be drawing a line under it myself.

    • 483
      Dr Nuts says:

      Oh, is that why we keep hearing – we’re getting on with the job.

      We’re supposed to ignore the troughing.

      I thought the troughing was ‘the job’. They’ve not naught else to do – now they’ve sold us out to Europe!

    • 490
      Sir Mufbourne-Harbor (U.S. Navy ancestory) says:

      I wish this bloody MP whoever, would! However, I would like the next Government to ensure that the legacy of Blair and Brown is available in all schools as a lesson in honesty and integrity post the ZaNewLabour facist era

    • 494
      RavingMad says:

      Yes, that was Rupa Huq, a so-called NuLabor journalist and prospective candidate – although that maybe beyond her now – even Guardian readers find her ‘amusing’ She thinks she’s intelligent…..

      • 585
        Susie says:

        Well she’s not.

        She looked like a teenager on best behaviour at the grown up Newsnight party. No wonder their forums fall flat on their faces, she went right off topic and attempted to witter the ‘hatespeech’ of the week, Tory cuts… while the adults got back on the subject of Labour corruption and disintegration and left her behind.

        Another thing, she really ought to do something in the deportment department, those whole body profile shots made her look like a sack of rice.

    • 574
      Anonymous says:

      When for christ’s sake, will the interviewer have the balls to ask, “and what lessons are they then” to see what the autobot says ?

  130. 478
    Dr Nuts says:

    Malik been caught out again. He claimed 2ce for a wreath – I guess that’s the first time for buying the wreath – the second time ‘cos he’s a Muslim and compensation for actually having to ‘get’ a wreath!

    A description of Scum for him – would only be appropriate if we were to talk to Jodie Foster, seeing as she’s a member of SCUM – the Society for Cutting Up Men.

    Now there’s a feminist organisation we could have Man-hater Harperson join and advocate for the Front Bench!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5519023/MPs-expenses-Shahid-Malik-tried-to-twice-claim-for-wreath.html

    • 484
      John says:

      Malik is a one man machine to drive more people to the BNP.

      What is Brown thinking, keeping this man in the cabinet?

    • 586
      Susie says:

      He thought he was being clever as he’s fundamentally opposed to the British Army and our boys and girls. (Clue: theye’ve been fighting the likes Malik for the past 6 years).

  131. 492
  132. 493
    Ayatoolah Homoanal says:

    I have full confidence that the glorious leader,Mr McMoody Armasnottyjacket,will be returned to office to fight the imperialist dogs in america that started the global financial crisis in order to justify an unwarranted attack on our entirely peaceful pursuit of nuclear submarines that are totally nessecery to wipe the zionist fascist state of David of Israel Cameron off the face of the earth. The Revolutionary Guard,as drilled by Mullah Mandy, will show the running lackey dog that is Omaha,that the old Persian adage of “They don’t like it up em corporal Jilal” still holds true!

  133. 500
    Milliband: I can't decide if I am indecisive or not says:

    David Milliband confesses he nearly quit last week, then decided not to, but now seems to regret it. Or not.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/jun/12/david-miliband-gordon-brown-labour-leadership

  134. 501
    TOO FAR says:

    Bloody hell! you all “sound” pissed Many a few words of truth are said when pissed…. another glass of red.

    Labour is fucked….. and Mandlebum is doing it from behind I bet there are a few £50 notes stuck to the floor in the cabinet orifice (office).

    Come on, a good cartoon anybody!!

  135. 504
    Sir Michael Shite's rent boy says:

    Britain’s future under the Socialists.

    http://mcdaniel.acm.jhu.edu/media/art/graveyard.jpg

  136. 510
    Dr Nuts says:

    BBC to lose it’s licence fee monopoly – and ain’t happy about it.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5516641/BBC-could-lose-monopoly-licence-fee-after-Digital-Britain-report.html

    ‘At a conference earlier this week, Lord Carter said that the digital surplus from the BBC licence fee should be used to help fund universal broadband.

    ‘Sir Michael Lyons, the chairman of the BBC Trust, has publicly said surplus should not automatically be “siphoned off” for other “causes and commercial players”. ‘

    Of course not, it affects how much the BBC can trough – especially when there’s a £250m surplus – that’s bonus’s money! If there’s no accountability – why be accountable, or even let others have monies from the account.

  137. 517
    the slough of despond says:

    ” Building Britain’s Future”

    Er………no thanks Pete mate, thanks for the offer an’ all that, but y’know, we’ve got an appointment to have knitting needles stuck in our eyeballs. It’s the right thing to do.

  138. 518
    Atlas shrugged says:

    Can’t help thinking that the euosceptic headbangers who think Mandy’s ultimate plan is to get Blair installed as EU president might be on to something.

    Please be reminded that conspiracy theorists, like my self, may be completely mad, but it does not mean we are wrong. IMO being mad is an essential requirement to the understanding of the REAL WORLD as it REALLY IS, not how a so called sane person who very much prefer it to be.

    Truth is totally objective. Truth is NEVER subjective. Therefore truth is truth, and untruth is untruth. Or put another way reality is reality, and The BBC/Media is The BBC/media.

    It matters not who the messenger is. Neither does it matter what opinions the messenger has, nor does it matter whether the recipient likes the message or not.

    It does not matter if the messenger is incredibly good looking, and gods gift to womankind ( like for example myself ) or as ugly as sin and a hopeless no show in the cock department ( like for example most of you lot ).

    So therefore read and pay proper attention to THIS MESSAGE.

    The New World Order is HERE and NOW. It is not coming, thinking about coming, or conspiring to come. It is here now and taken up permanent residence in a town hall very near to yourself.

    National government has not been forever undermined by some kind of accident. The truth is that virtually nothing, when it comes to national or international government, is an accident. REAL government has long since been conducted in secret and using all forms of conspiracy. This has been our common reality since civilization first began, and absolutely nothing in this regard has changes on single bit, whatever your establishment censored history books told you it had or not.

    SURLY THIS ABSOLUTE TRUTH IS FINALLY self apparent, to even you acutely brainwashed university graduates by now? SURLY this is now the case even to people who watch far too much BBC TV.

    Things are the way they are, and therefore the future is going to be what it is most surly is going to be, because incredibly rich, unbelievably powerful, and very largely anonymous people have carefully and secretly conspired to make it this way.

    The thing that should concern us is not whether the above is true or not, because it most certainly is the truth, whether you lot can get your TINY minds around the concept or not.

    What should concern US, is whether there is anything we can do about the situation. My guess is, ‘as good as nothing at all, this may not have always been the case, but it very likely is now.’ However if someone has a different opinion on THIS matter, I am all ears.

    Otherwise you will all continue to pointlessly go around and around, in ever decreasing circles until your entire existence, NO LONGER EXISTS at all.

    BAAAAAAAAAAAA. Which is without doubt, the only language you intellectual types seem to understand.

    • 519
      hiatus says:

      “Otherwise you will all continue to pointlessly go around and around, in ever decreasing circles until your entire existence, NO LONGER EXISTS at all.”

      Sounds positively blissful compared to being fucked up the arse by ZaNuLab this past 12 years.

    • 533
      Anonymous says:

      But if Dr Ron Pauls (Bill) is debated in (congress) the Fed will be audited which will have fantastic consequences over there.

    • 551
      Spellers-R-us says:

      Atlas: For fuck’s sake learn to spell SURELY properly. There is a mjaor difference between surely and surly (a word which well describes this comment, but there you go…)

  139. 520
    Pip says:

    Mandelson has described Browns “setbacks” over the past 2 weeks as “small earthquakes, not many dead”.

    Not many dead.

    This cretin wrote the script for the equally contemptible Blair – “not many dead” – really ? Mandelson you utterly superfluous being – you waste of oxygen – you grinning, gurning slime – how do you define “not many” ?

    What scum, what utter contemptible, moronic, gutless, spineless, cowardly, pointless, useless, despicable, unfit for purpose, unfit for life, specimen.

    When we refer to our forces as lions led by donkeys – invertebrate like Mandelson don’t enter the equation.

    • 525
      Augeas says:

      I think you are being too kind. He is far worse than this. Poisonous, disloyal, thieving, lying, manipulative, murderous and utterly inhuman. As de facto PM he is even worse than his two predecessors, Brown and Blair. Hopefully the public will realise who is running Labour now and obliterate them for a generation.

    • 543
      Sacha Lotovem says:

      “Lord” Mandelson is being “clever”. The headline “Small Earthquake in Chile: Not Many Dead” was a headline by Claud Cockburn in The Times in the 1920s which won a competition for “most boring headline in The Times”.

      Oh what a wag “Lord” Mandelson is.

      • 632
        I'll have some of that says:

        Unfortunately “Lord” Mandelson is a fucking sight cleverer than most of the people that surround him. Ask Osborne. He’s been right on Trade at the EC, and he’s right on the Post Office. Take the piss as much as you like, but if there’s a (well) hung Parliament after the election it’ll be Mandy what done it.

    • 588
      Susie says:

      Indeed everyone spare a thought for them pinned down in a hellish dust bowl with not enough helicopters to get them out if wounded or move them around, while the MOD offices have £1.2 billion lavished on them.

      Fuck you Mandelson and fuck you BBC for not bothering.

  140. 522
    Proff Julia King AKA "make me a dame before its too late" says:

    Rumor has it that Mandy and McBrown will be making a “surprise” visit to Aston University on Tuesday at the invitation of Vice-Chancellor Julia King.

    Julie was appointed low carbon tsar by Brown in 2007, got the post of VC in a dubious recruitment process the same year and has alledgedly set about tearing up the University rule book and converted the governing body into a Brownite-stlye bunker team (though she refuses to share the loo). Complete with Mandlesonian briefings that led to the “retirement” of the former Directors of both Finance and Human resouces with Flint-esque flip-flopping. Meanwhile, Julie’s own salary reaches above £250K- Not to mention the 2 cars, on-call driver and the no-expenses spared luxury appartment.

    Apparently the thinking is the visit would help the government show the people of birmingham what a terrific job they are doing by visiting the city after the LDV cock up… and secure Julie a place in the lords before the tory’s take the reigns next year and confine her.

    Hopefully though- the news wont get out to the irrate former employees of LDV before tuesday… and their wont be scenes of a brummy backlash . That way brown can snatch a decent headline in the second city and Julie gets a peerage: Bargain Jobs for British Troughers!

  141. 523
    Durotriges says:

    Glad they let you through. understand where you are coming from. I think we can change things as long as we vote strategically, more advice on this necessary. – locally & regionaly.

  142. 531
    Sticky says:

    Here we are, facing a constitutional, democratic and economic crisis and the keyboard ‘militia’ throw insults and bicker. The madness of crowds.

  143. 536
    Boris Carloffe says:

    Mandleson is the one to watch, he is clever, cunning and dishonest. Brown is stupid and a liar. Brown will be challenged at Labour conference, and for party unity, Mandleson will be elected leader and Prime Minister. He is a Lord and needs no election, and cannot be removed.Prime Minister for life. For the good of the Contry he needs to be remove from Public Life

    • 541
      Twizzle says:

      Someone, somewhere has the secrets on this creepy, oily,reptilian arsehole.

      I’m sure there are a few blog-owners and/or newspapers editors just waiting for your call.

      Dunblane anyone?

    • 559
      City of Vice says:

      Mandleson’s not clever. He’s just even more driven and corrupt than the spineless NuLab tossers that surround him. Mandy will go down, that’s for certain, taking Brown with him and quite soon. Why? Because it always ends in tears for Mandy.

  144. 544
    Sick of Politicians says:

    I wonder what deals Brown did with Mandelson to secure his leadership? These words will not have been to Brown’s liking. Mandelson may even think Brown has conceded ground on the euro, although I doubt it. This is, after all, a marriage of convenience. Brown and Mandelson are the two most devious plotters in politics, and both will be planning the other’s downfall.

    It does seem ungrateful of Mandelson, though. After all, politics is his life, and it was Brown who brought him back from the dead at considerable political cost to himself.

    • 549
      Dr Nuts says:

      Considerable cost to himself – I’ll laugh myself sick with that one!

      Brown was in a mess, almost from the get-go. He oversaw a load of policies, each of which was short-term in thinking and strategy, he was hoping that in his infantile imaginary world that he thinks is reality – everything will continue perfectly – hence his repetition of ‘no more boom and bust’.

      Now he’s faced with the stark reality of all his policy results – each and everyone of them a serious blunder. To keep his position as Prime Minister and prevent a Nu Labour rebellion he brought in Peter Mandelson – to pacify and placate the Blairites. Now things are several orders worse than 2 years ago, no-one is prepared to face Brown down, as the next leader of Labour faces electoral defeat no matter what happens. The honeymoon bounce wont happen, there’s a disaster every day, and the economy isn’t getting better, the situation is gloomy, the future is gloomy, the labour party has troughed to its hearts content, and stands to lose the majority of its ‘big hitters’ in the public back-lash.

      Mandelson is devious and considers himself clever, thinks that his poisonous self is somewhat charming, and his venomous words somehow ‘hit the mark’ making the PLP popular, or at least denting the ‘unpopularity’ of the PLP.

      The ship is going down, and nothing is going to stop it, the holes are too big, the wounds are too deep, the costs are too great, and this is going to continue costing the PLP for a long time yet.

  145. 552
    Dick Dastardly says:

    During the financial crisis when it looked really dire for the UK a few months ago and several influential American businesspeople were writing the UK off as an Iceland-in-waiting Mandelson had an op ed published in the Wall Street Journal that tried to put the best positive spin on the UK situation and one of his biggest talking points was that Britain had its own currency and could set the correct interest rates/monetary policy for Britain because of it. The op-ed is behind a subscription wall but it would be nice to see it given a wider airing and maybe Mandy gets questioned about it.

  146. 554
    hook says:

    interesting iran has just voted in a new president,and is more democratic than us.

    mandy in berlin looking for the final solution.

    do you think eva braun(aka cooper) was there too,with her stairing eyes.

    what a country we live in.

  147. 565
    Kim Novak says:

    Reminds me a bit of the roof of the Millenium Dome! That was another Mandelson clinker wasn’t it?

  148. 575
    Anonymous says:

    Where’s the Obama Beach boy this week?

    I’ve not seen anything destroyed or collapsed as a consequence of one of his visits or endorsements.

    Maybe that’s why Mandelscum went to see Brenda. Gorgon is in a padded room at the Priory.

    At last.

    (Well one can wish) Yes, yes, I can see the flaw – Mandy at he helm. Oh, hang on, he already is.

    Confused.

  149. 582
    MB says:

    I wonder if Mandelson will be consulting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on how to run the next General Election?

    • 589
      Susie says:

      I liked the end of the BBC report: “All candidates are vetted by the powerful conservative-controlled Guardian Council, which also has the power to veto legislation it deems inconsistent with revolutionary principles.”

      Does that mean we’ll have Polly Twatby and Jackie Ashes-to-ashes doing the honours?

    • 602
      Nearly Headless Nick. says:

      Wrong religion!

  150. 592
    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    I’d have Mandelson as my children’s Godfather if I could.

    He could attend the cermony just after the black mass.

  151. 594
    Porky Pies MP says:

    I’m just thinking (sorry) … Mandelson and Brown. They really go well together, nobody could have chosen a better colour for the Ponce of Darkness.

  152. 595
    thepenks says:

    politic huh.. i dont like what kind this world..

  153. 599
    A Silent Emission of Bowel Gas says:

    There’s some really sickening homophobia, sexism, pornography, blasphemy and general discourtesy on this site.

    It’s getting better all the time.

  154. 600
    JCohen says:

    What’s Mandelson’s secret? Every now and then you think to yourself, “Ooh, excellent – Mandy’s in the shit again, let’s hope it kills him off for good this time.” But lo and behold, some fool comes along and slaughters a virgin over the grave of his political career, the blood drips onto the corpse and – fuck me – there he is again, moving around like a living human being. Is he in league with Satan or something? Actually, now I come to think of it, being a servant of Lucifer would explain quite a lot… (http://acidrabbi.blogspot.com/2009/06/it-lives-again-mandelson-to-get.html Mandy the Zombie)

  155. 601
    Nearly Headless Nick. says:

    This:- http://tinyurl.com/lk5ke2 could well be Britain’s future.

  156. 604
    jus'askin says:

    If someone else on the thread has mentioned this apologies but:

    SYMBOLISM

    Building Britain’s Future

    The verb to build – structures, stability, home, to place one thing upon another etc.

    One looks for an appropriate symbol – a block, a cube, an interlacing of solid horizontal lines.

    One finds a ball – movement, instability, impermanence, incompatibility, singularity.

    Why not go the whole hog? An inverted pyramid with movement lines both sides.?

    If this isn’t an early April Fool joke there’s a marketing consultant out there who hates Labour very, very deeply

    • 605
      jus'askin says:

      Looking again, he does get one aspect right:

      Wrapping the superimposed crosses of the Union Flag around a sphere.

      Uneasy, constrained, compulsion

  157. 608
    whatever... says:

    The euro. That is Mandy’s plan. The Cons, Libore, Lapdumbs will oblige because they are paid no matter what happens to the UK. MPs are in the top 4% of UK pay, and Ministers are in the top 1%. They do not live in the economy that everyone else does, paraphrasing the speech given by a Kenyan businessman who lambasted African politicians this week.

    Geddit? The UK is a poor third world country. The cowardly political class made it so.

  158. 609
    neil says:

    i watched “TROOPNG OF THE COLOUR” on the box. I saw SARAH and GORDON, looking bored to the depths of despair……… for sure sh’d rather be doing photo ops with PARIS and NAOMI……… it was if they thought the whole ceremony is ridiculous. NOOOOOOOOOO, stupid BROWN Hoons, THE GUARDS ARE’NT THE PROBLEM,BECAUSE THEY STAND FOR GREAT VALUES, SUCH AS LOYALTY, HONESTY ,COURAGE,DETERMINATION, AND A STRICT ADHERENCE TO THE VALUES OF THE GENTLEMANS CLUB. The spineless ,ignorant swine that pose as gov’t ministers and the Hoon MANDLESON, aren’t fit to lick the the shit of boots of the the most junoir groom at Knightsbridge barracks

  159. 610
    neil says:

    why cant i say Hoon, Hoon,Hoon,Hoon, anymore

  160. 611
    neil says:

    perhaps c++t is ok

  161. 612
    neil says:

    or is cu*t ok

  162. 613
    Nearly Headless Nick. says:

    Gaze upon this, O ye people, and despair!

    http://tinyurl.com/m8fyjh

  163. 614
    Mandy says:

    Labour reveals 2005 election pledges

    The six pledges:

    1. Your family better off
    2. Your family treated better and faster
    3. Your child achieving more
    4. Your country’s borders protected
    5. Your community safer
    6. Your children with the best start

    See – we are well on target

  164. 615
    FourRectums says:

    Peter is sooooooooooooooooooooo slutty.

  165. 617
    Tony T says:

    is Ms Mamndy going to hold a referendum on going into the Euro?No I don’t think so ..the dictatorship from Brussels continues

    Time to get out and get rid

  166. 622
    James says:

    I reckon it is offensive to the electorate to have unelected Mandelson with all that power. Brown having to capitulate to him and ‘The Lord’ strutting around seemingly indestructable, but with his own ambitions, his own self aggrandisment primarily in his thoughts, not anything that would be regarded as serving the electorate. This government brings the Chicago gangsters to mind. The mob, who are serving their own interests. Some might think it clever and smart the way Mandelson bulldosed his way through that interview with Andrew Marr but it was a shocking display of contempt for the viewers and for the electorate.

  167. 626
    Tommy MacUndertaker says:

    *
    *
    *
    *

    AS SOON AS THE ROYAL MAIL POST OFFICE SELLOUT AND WRITEOFF
    HAS BEEN COMPLETED

    MANDELSON WILL PRODUCE THE GNU WURLD ORDER bRITAIN DOT BIN

    BRASS~BOTTOMED PREMIUM LOSERS* BOND

    *

  168. 628
    Adolf Hitler says:

    The rest of Europe can piss off.

  169. 634
    Anonymous says:

    Blair… President of Europe…in your dreams….damaged goods….even upset the Vatican. To sum up….he’s cordially disliked and is ALWAYS mentioned in association with Bush jr. Do us a favour…Europe’s got too much to deal with without an amateur theologian as a figurehead. The best tip is to look East. Say no more!

  170. 635
    lord bendover wendover manhandle mandleson rimington -sneer (retired) says:

    after the hand shuffle the following have now come out the closet : ed bullbag, helmet brown, ed moribund ,hazel sneer, kneel infrontofme, walter retention, add your own,







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