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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Should be interesting…
No guarantees though.
Yawn.
Wales questions at the moment. Very, very, very boring.
They guy sitting behind Brown is wearing a nice silk tie, I wonder how much it cost me?
Gordon couldn’t F–k off. None of these s–t heads have any moral compass. No wonder they don’t know what’s right from wrong. They copy every policy the Americans have over time especially the ones that drive division and social fragmentation. Ready for the Police State Push EH? Well truth is you have S–t it the model don’t work or had none you noticed we are bankrupt give or take a few lies.
Brown will crush the Tories into dust with his dazzling array of new policies. Come on Gordon, I believe in you.
Turn the probe up to 300 volts, Guido, he’s still not making any sense at 240.
Yep. Electoral Reform.
Like his tax credits Brown will devise the most intricate amalgam of PR and STV and FPTP imaginable specifically designed to turn Labour’s 15% into a working majority with him still as PM.
However, nobody will have the first clue how it all works and there will be only one eligible vote – his own.
Which will achieve the same purpose.
Just watch.
Well, he got to be PM with only a few thousand votes from his Scottish constituency.
As Labour in Scotland found PR will buy them one parliament as folk elect a few assorted fringe parties. This will free up Labour and Liberals to form an ‘alliance’ which will involev Labour telling the Liberals what their policies will be and Clegg being so grateful at having a Minister for Sewage and Effluent with ministerial wages and car that he’ll just roll over and let Brown continue to do WTF he likes.
The second election though will be somewhat different as folk realise that a vote for the Liberals is effectively a vote for Labour.
And that’s how come Scotland has an SNP government. And, as Salmond rightly points out, Scotland was the one region where the go-to anti-Labour vote not only held up but increased by about 50%.
Brown will do anything to try and win an election. even to the point of totally fucking the voting system in the most partisan way possible. And 300 or more Labour MPs whose only chance of ever earning 63K a year plus ‘expenses’ again rests on continuing on the gravy train will go along with it.
No matter how contrived.
These are a party that went along with the Iraq war, the repeal of ‘double jeopardy, introduction of 42 day detention without charge, introduction of ID cards. These are total fucking scum.
That’s certainly what concerns me. I’m all for PR – I’ve lived in a country with it and it is far superior to what we have here (which is democracy in name only).
Unfortunately if Brown tries to bring in PR it will be rejected firstly because Brown suggested it and secondly because Brown will screw it up as badly as everything else he has ever done. We need electoral change badly but the last people to bring in should be Brown and his thieving Cabinet.
I’d think any election system is doomed by who it would elect.
FPTP with a reasonable and listening set of politicians would work a lot better than our FPTP.
PR with dodgy, schemeing greasy-pole monkeys would just be bad, but in a different way.
MrP since this government is in charge of this electoral reform I think you can rest assured that your wish for it to be done badly is a given…
Complexity – the last resort of the scoundrel
I thought Jockey Smith was the last reort of the scoundrel (and the desperate)
If I’m not mistaken there was a turnout of 40% of eligible voters, 15% of whom voted Labour. So of those who could vote 6 out of a hundred turned out to vote Nulab. Brown will need to come up with a magic formula to hide these sort of figures.
New Policies? When will he receive a mandate from the UK public to implement these new policies?
Mandate? He’s had loads of man dates so has his mate THE DARK LORD. Some of them might even have been with members of the public. Has for a public mandate, don’t hold your breath, you might turn blue and die.
He will try to dazzle the electorate with his shining veneered teeth. Fortunately he will not succeed.
It’ll be his warm, cheeky smile that does it.
The only way Gordon will crush anything is with his fat A-se
Intelligent guess, – you must be the only one Charles, methinks he’s too busy moving
us all forward.
You must be the only one.
…still standing, just, with the assistance of a wooden, termite riddled stump called Gordon….
Could do with a better tie though! He only has 2 ties to my knowledge.
He’s a thrifty son of the manse, nae swanky heathen pretty-boy affections for him.
He got those ties at a Labour Party bring-and-buy in 1973 (he brought some underwear he no longer needed).
A quick rinse in dettol every 10 years or so and they’re fine.
Do you mind? Gordon brown’s underwear? I’m eating my tea.
Do Nothing Tories
Global Economic Downturn That Started in America (not in Obama’s presence – can blame the Yanks)
Taking the Tough decisions
Hard Working Families
Doing the Right Thing
Getting on With the Job
Anybody else like to take a guess..
Tory Spending Cuts
Mandate for Reform
Cabinet/Party Behind it’s Leadership (with knives drawn?)
Don’t forget ‘hit the ground running’ and ‘tough on crime (just not in parliment)’
It’s been a fair while since we’ve had any sort of ‘social contract’ gimmick as well.
- Public anger over expenses that affects all parties
- The public has told us clearly that they want us to push on with [my latest incoherent tactical initiative]
- No questions on policy
Ahh…..the “Greating Clunking Fist” of parliamentary cliches !!
“I take full responsibility” (without actually taking responsibility in any meaningful way whatsoever)
Wasn’t it something (re McBride) very like “I take full responsibility, that is why the person responsible has resigned”?
Yup, got it. “I take full responsibility for what happened. That’s why the person who was responsible went immediately”
You guys forgot the old; “We are the party of action” never a PMQ’s goes by without that old chesnut
You guys forgot the old; “We are the party of action” never a PMQ’s goes by without that old chesnut.
British Jobs for British Workers
Obama Beach
No More Boom and Bust
You got that right just bust now : (
Change
I’m not arrogant; I’m not arrogant; I’m not arrogant, I’m………..
Neo endogenous growth
Economic cycle
Globalisation
Sustainability
Carbon neutral
Lifting people out of poverty
No, it’s CHILDREN out of poverty. Anyone else can rot.
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CAMERON AND BRAOUWN ARE AGAINST PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION ON THE GRAOUWNDS THAT THE RESULT WILL BE A PARLIAMENT FULL OF FASCIST THUGS
THAT IS WOT THEY THINQK YU THE ELECTOR8 ARE
PARLIAMENT HAS NO CONFIDENCE IN THE BRITISH PEOPLE
We already have a Government of Fascist thugs, its called the Labour Party.
Changing the Political landscape can only begin with changing the So called Political Elite. If they dont change you will not have change. The Westminster piggy bank has to be broken and then the Long Tails will leave.
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THEY TORK IN BILLIONS AND THE ELECTOR8 IS BUST
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BRAOUWN FAVOURS A WRITTEN CONSTITUTION
YE ARE FINISHED NAO
Elect a new British people then
Silvio, what language are you posting in?
I understand some of it, but the rest looks a bit like the “Pidgin’ English” they speak in Papua New Guinea. Are you here on your holidays here or posting from an Internet Cafe in Port Moresby?
I assumed he was Welsh.
Not welsh there’s no sign of a hey you or boyo in the postings.
I have no confidence in your typing ability.
Silvio. It’s rude to shout.
Jesus, I can’t think I’ve seen a more pathetic troll. Just imagine how much effort this sad bastard puts into spelling thing wrongly. Just tragic …
Doucement, doucement; perhaps he’s dyslexic. Poor soul.
No, just a product of the last twelve years of Labour education policy.
Don’t be cruel, he’s only trying.
Very fucking trying
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KAN KNOT BE SAID TO PEOPLE
IN THE ORDINARY WAY
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THE ARTIST IS KIND TO PEOPLE
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Silvio Never Ever Ever Trys
I know. PMQ’s has been a let down recently especially with the dire position old Crash has been in over the past few months.
Let’s hope this one is a bloodbath!
If Cameron doesn’t ask about Brown’s refusal to publish the report into Malik’s nefarious behaviour, I will be a very disappointed banana.
Shit – Sky have just said that No.10 have agreed to publish the report this afternoon. Hope DC’s got another question lined up
Alastair Campbell’s not had hold of it has he?
I bet they don’t use the Gov agency ‘The Rent Service’ for comparables – it would show him up as dodgy
Is he the one with the upside down head ???
This is going to set the tone for the next year.
I’m not sure Olly boy’s wish will be granted, but will be very happy to be wrong on this…
Be prepared for:
1) recently slapped-down Labour back-benchers jeering over a freshly smugged-up front bench at anyone who wants an election.
2) punch-drunk opposition, slowly becoming resigned to another 12 months of GB
I think its hilarious he wants to change the voting system now he knows he will loose the election. First past the post must remain or we will end up like Europe with weak coalition based government.
He’s desparately trying to find a way to stop the Unmentionables getting MPs at the GE – forgetting that he really has no mandate to carry out electoral reform without it being a manifesto commitment, and when the people last elected someone called Blair, not Brown
Just remember that they are so inefficient that when they developed their PR for Scotland they did it with the sole intention of keeping the Scottish National Party out of Government and it DID NOT WORK.
They can’t even fuck things up properly.
When people talk about PR here, surely they really mean STV? Single transferrable vote?
Clarification anyone?
Sarah
I think GB is talking about a single transferrable vote, where you indicate a preference (1,2,3 etc) on the ballot paper, where 1 is your most preferred candidate etc.
All the ’1′ votes are counted up, and if no-one has 50% of the vote the candidate coming last is eliminated and distributed to the other candidates using the ’2′ votes. This continues until someone has more than half the total votes cast.
This system would in theory make it much more difficult for a minority party such as the bee en pee to get elected.
In a currently safe Labour seat, for example, all the Tory voters’ second preferences could go to the LDs and win them the seat. Seats are much less ‘safe’ under the STV system.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Transferrable_Vote for more details (very long article)
Just because Labour can’t fuck things up properly, doesn’t mean we should give them the opportunity to do so
He’ll fail, my second choice would always be the Christian Jesusland or the bandp rather than either LimpDem or Labour. Sorry LimpDems, after Clegg’s support for McSnot today and despite the Gurkhas we don’t trust you.
Oh thanks Susie, Nick’s on his own today. He’ll be back in His box when we catch him, slippery b*gger.
B&P taking zanuliebore working class votes without really trying. Total nightmare for zanuliebore. Once B&P supporters start following Griffin around in buses with the predictable outcome as PC Plod stands back to let the zanuliebore fascists have a go at them, it will be a difficult for zanuliebore to resist the opportunity to apply the Civil Contingenies Act throughout England. Not in Scotchland of course – no need, and the S&P wouldn’t have it.
Another quiet week in politics then?
Come on Cameron, have some balls this week, put the knife in.
- 5% of the country voted Lab last week, putting them 300,000 votes away from 4th place
- Letting in two of the Unmentionables as MEPs with nearly a million votes
- 5 Ministers resigned, Purnell and Flint not too nice about it
- Malik’s expenses report kept secret
- Pound lost 5% against dollar last week
The Euro did go down too. Which is odd because most euro-election results were fairly dull. Other than that its just fairly normal currency fluctuations.
Nearly a MILLION people can’t be wrong!
testing…testing…testing…
One two – buckle my shoe
more tests…
More like more testes
Mary had a little lamb.
The doctor called Max Clifford.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its a*se
and now it’s made of Nylon.
Wally!
Where?
Expenses – we are all guilty – we have to clean up parliament – get our democracy working again – only Labour can help the people…
Little six year-old Emanuel wrote me a letter, may I read it to you (sniff, sniff – takes out handkerchief) – ‘Please Gordon, make this world a better place – only you can do it…’ (wipes eye) How can I let Emanuel down – I have listened (blubs) – I will change (blubs more) etc etc etc …
You forgot the
ps. I live in Africa and my favourite film director is Richard Curtis.
FALLING over in SCOTLAND though.
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP.
Labour in Angus by-election blunder
THE LABOUR Party in Angus has been accused of falling into disarray after it began delivering campaign literature for a council by-election it is not even contesting.
Labour’s preferred candidate for the Monifieth and Sidlaw by-election was unable to stand because he lived just outside the Angus boundary and a suitable replacement could not be found before nominations closed on June 3.
There will be only three names on the by-election ballot paper for the council seat left vacant by the death of long-serving SNP councillor Frank Ellis.
The candidates are Craig Fotheringham of the Conservatives, Liberal Democrat Charles Goodall and Jean Lee of the SNP.
However, residents of the area have been receiving leaflets from the Carnoustie and Monifieth Labour Party urging them to vote for the “Labour candidate” on June 25 even though no such person exists.
Rival parties have now accused the local Labour organisation of falling apart.
An SNP spokesperson said, “Clearly, it isn’t just at national level that Labour are in disarray.
“It beggars belief that they should be sticking a leaflet through doors calling on people to vote Labour when they don’t even have a candidate standing.”
According to the local Labour Party, a candidate had been found but when it emerged he did not fulfil the residential criteria it was too late to find a replacement for the contest.
Carnoustie Labour councillor and Angus depute provost Peter Murphy apologised for any confusion caused by the Labour mail drop.
“We had someone that was identified as being a candidate but he didn’t fulfil the residential qualifications,” said Mr Murphy.
“He had moved from Monifieth to Ballumbie, just inside the Dundee boundary.
“We do apologise for that.”
Mr Murphy added that the campaign literature had been produced and arrangements made for its delivery before it became apparent that Labour would be unable to field a candidate.
“It’s very frustrating for us,” he said.
Mr Ellis died in April after a long battle with cancer.
He was first elected to Tayside Regional Council in 1994 and was returned to the Sidlaw ward of Angus Council following boundary changes in 1996.
Perhaps they’re trialing a variation of Labour postal voting scams.
Hmm let’s see if they put an election expenses claim in for leaflets..
Labour may not have someone standing, but there should be enough postal votes brought in from Birmingham for their man to win anyway.
June 25th is my Birthday, and Labour with null points is going to be the BEST prezzy I’ve ever had.
Cameron:
PM not part of the solution, part of the problem.
Nothing wrong with the electoral system, PM didn’t like the result.
PM should accept that the view of the electorate.
Call an election.
Cameron – How much debt is off the balance sheet under the PFI? Hundreds of billions?
Please keep your voice down – I have a house in France and bills to pay in euros.
…and public sector pensions – bottomless pit
Surely Dodgy should know given most of it is channelled to companies he has an interest in?
I predict the best PMQs in years.
Cameron 6 – Brown 0
After last week’s debacle? I so wish you will be proven correct.
Labour androids have been briefed to give DC a very rough time
Now Cameron doesn’t have to worry that Brown might be booted he can finally get back to shredding him.
Call me Dave is always deliberately pathetic.
It’s part of a cunning plan he’s been running of years to make the voters underestimate him while lulling NuLiebore into a false sense of security.
You don’t think he’d be so useless and constantly allow Broon off the hook deliberately, do you ?
YES!
4 Nineteenth century gentleman’s club
Failure to address any of the issues
Shadow shadow chancellor for Clarke will drop off the charts given dodgy status of most cabinet ministers
Guido: one thing we learnt on Thursday night is that TV and live blogging have different strengths. TV is good for political events, and live blogging is good for in-depth coverage of the drying of paint. What would be ultra cool is this: for you to compose subtitles for the TV feed and release the result on Youtube straight after the end of PMQ. Coments could be serious analysis, fisking or pure mashup, to taste. Until technology and copyright law make that a possibility, I’d knock off and go and watch in a pub with a nice big Kaufman special on the wall.
Woolas is such a HOON
DP onto the “duck house” – how predictable was that!!!!
4 Nineteenth century gentleman’s club
Failure to address any of the issues facing the country
“Shadow shadow chancellor” for Clarke will drop off the charts given dodgy status of most cabinet ministers
Guido: one thing we learnt on Thursday night is that TV and live blogging have different strengths. TV is good for political events, and live blogging is good for in-depth coverage of the drying of paint. What would be ultra cool is this: for you to compose subtitles for the TV feed and release the result on Youtube straight after the end of PMQ. Comments could be serious analysis, fisking or pure mashup, or a mixture to taste. Until technology and copyright law make that a possibility, I’d knock off and go and watch in a pub with a nice big Kaufman special on the wall.
Brown has plans to reform the voting system while the real problem remains the troughing MPs. He STILL doesn’t get it!
On the basis that a bird in the bush is worth 2 two on a twig
and a promise by McSnot is worthless
Give me ‘A firm pair of breasts’ any day.
Can I have a firm pair of breast, too, please?
Firm pair good. Five bellies better.
Only countries with proper tricoloured flags have those as Italy, Ireland, and France have shown.
After Daves recent dismal performances, who knows if he will draw blood or not?
Much as I would love to see McSnot`s face contorted and seething with barely contained rage after a stinging attack from Dave, my money is firmly on not.
Dave only seems to turn it on then he has to.
He performs very well under pressure – not when he’s relaxed.
I just love it when he gets under McMental’s fat bloated collar.
35, 39 cockup sorry
Cameron is going to knock Gordon for six, who will fill his underpants in fear. The fetid smell will drive his Cabinet colleagues to run for the exit as Speaker Martin wets himself and calls for ordure!
Where did all the police who are normally around Parliament Green disappear to yesterday when a large communist mob launched an attack on their right wing, but elected, counterparts?
Did home secretary Postie Johnson tell the coppers to keep out of it?
Who’s next? UKIP, Tories, Lib Dems?
To misquote the famous words of Pastor Niemoller:
First they came for the fascists……..
If the Commies had dared to read out a list of the dead in the Iraq war, plod would have been on them like a ton of bricks. I agree, the area around the Palace of Westminister is the most heavily policed place in the country, so how did this bunch of Communists manage to stage a mini riot and get away with it?
I’ve also woken up in a Kafkaesque country Woolas you dick
where is the live chat?
Top shelf behind the cornflakes……
I wish Brillo would shove his DP mug and bottle of Blue Nun up his arse
His hair seems to have changed colour again and is slowly creeping forward.
Prepare for McSnot to be unbearable today – I’m afraid Dave won’t lay a finger on him as Brown will simply ignore any question and repeat, ad nauseum, the script prepared by Mandelson
i am looking forward to seeing what smile he is wearing today.
What smile?
Toenails’ hands appear to be 3 times older than the rest of him…..
are you talking botox again?
Must be. His napper’s got cradle cap. Or perhaps it’s just dried lube that’s gone a bit stained.
James out of The Apprentice said his last job was “putting a leash on people who want to spunk money up the wall.” Maybe McSnotty could hire him.
I don’t think so, spunking money up the wall is the key policy of the NuLabor Projekt. Other people’s money of course, not the lovely folding stuff they scam off the taxpayer, that’s different money.
Come on Dave, hammer him.
The Speaker only wants Cameron to have one question.
Humour? Incompetence?… Thank god his bags are packed for the end of the month…
Worst Speaker ever… Worst Prime Minister ever.. Worst Chancellor ever… Worst Government ever..
Labour must be very proud.
I think Gorbals was on the Largactil again.
How can anyone debate with the delusional character that is Gordon Brown?
The man is demented and thereby rules out any rational argument.
What the peole want is an election now, then we can begin the sorting out of our democracy. It is still ours isn’t it??
is tractor man in trouble again, BBC News website has crashed. How convenient for McStalin and his Democratic Renewal Party formerly ZanULabor.
BBC News site is up and running. New URL though
http://www.communist-party.org.uk
All I hear is Brown going on about spending, spending, spending whilst slamming the Tories for cuts. Where exactly does this stupid prick think the money is going to come from when we’re hugely in debt?
You can fool ALL of the people some of the time.
He has a printing press in the spare room.
you, me and every other taxpayer
Well what a crock of shit that was….welcome to another 5 years of labour nightmare
PMQ’s is a side show to keep the scum feeling connected to the democratic system. I want to see Brown and Cameron spend thirty minutes without a Scotch twat referee and a room full of grinning hoons, actually arguing the points. Until we see something like that all we are getting is pantomime.
Social housing came up again. The government stole all the rent income so that new houses have to be financed from another source.
The source is “section 106″ planning agreements. This means the cost of the new houses are paid for by the other “unsocial” housing. The result is that the price of new houses increase and we therefore need more social housing.
“Section 106″ agreements are bribes to build rubbish. Why should the determination of one superstore be determined by the value of the “bribe”. How can a councillor go against a bad development when they would just be labelled as the cause of the financial loss.
The real result is the MP property assets increase.
I am trying to spot a camera shot that has no MP’s who have been on the fiddle in it. I have not yet seen a shot free of fiddlers.
Heh… Most camera shots usually include Labour stomachs spilling out over the top of their belts.
cameron’s been a bit wet today hasn’t he?
He wants Brown to stay where he is,we want him to go,he has the chance to say something we have to wait to vote.
They are the Party of Cuts.
I’m getting on with the job.
Change the record, won’t you ?
Surely thats the “Party of c unts”
Talking of which Anneka on the box with la Widdicombe talking about ‘wimmin having it all’.I am sick to death of wimmin of a certain age (28-45)moaning about their jobs/children/husband/designer clothes/men at work being horrid boo-hoo.Woolarse is of course saying that wimmin are wonderful..Good old Widders. Telling Anneka and wimmin to stop moaning…Now we have the duckhouse.I mean this is SUPPOSED to be a serious political show…I am sick of that f……g duckhouse.
Missed the prog. but did it, as usual where Anneka is involved, feature lingering shots of her backside?
Woolarse would say that wimmin are wonderful because he is afraid to tell the feminazi bitches to shut up and stop bloody moaning. Women think that they have the right to a lifestyle choice that men should pay for. Men on the other hand have only one lifestyle choice :WORK OR PRISON. Also men like Woolarse who pander to feminazis now have their own grouping N.M.N. which stands for NEW MAN NONCE.Please feel free to use this term when describing any man who panders to feminazis.
The Wooly one said that if he wanted to get something done he would ask a busy woman. Slimy bastard. That said I’d be nice to Anneka too, just not in such an arse licking way that she would walk out and think utter hoon.
Brown declares he has a friend,well he did have until he died.
Brown or his friend ?
Well done Andrew Lansley. Who let that gobshite go off unsupervised ?
mmm – could it be deliberate to bring the issue of cuts into public discussion across the media and hope to expose the total prevarication of Labour on this issue?. At the moment, we just get Brown at PMQs for which the structure + the help of the speaker always allows the PM to have the last word.
I noticed, by the way, that slimeball Woolas tried to duck questions on cuts by saying he couldn’t ever predict anything because he doesn’t know what money will be coming in. Obviously he doesn’t – neither do the Tories- but it made me wonder if what he really means is that Labour would try to minimise cuts by raising taxes.
Brown – “the subject of politics has become the focus of our politics” – yo couldn’t make it up!
It is only under me that
67,000 million tractors were produced last month
67,000 million teen-aged preganancies were produced last month
67,000 million UK children were lifted out of abject poverty last month
Is that it Mein Herr Puppet Meister?
[PuppetMeister from platform Yah, zat vill convince za noughty sheeple - hav now your din-dins before za af'noon rumpy-pumpy ]
OUR GOVERNMENT IS MAKING CUTS
Labour is going to cut the pregnancies by our introduction of condom credit cards for 12 year old boys.
http://health.asiaone.com/Health/News/Story/A1Story20090610-147437.html
“LONDON: Boys as young as 12 in Britain are to get condom “credit cards” in a bid to cut teenage pregnancies, reported the Daily Mirror tabloid”.
Well fuck me witless! (as they say innit)
Shape o’ some of the lassies round here I’d rather swap me ‘credit card’ for a few good smokes.
G** they are fat bastards – probably true in both senses too.
Oh well.
The one thing better than a policy that kills two birds with one stone, is one that kills three – feigns the appearance of socially-concerned action; undermines bourgeois morality by state sanction of sex between children; indoctrinates kids into accepting a world of fiat credit and a lifetime of peonage.
well said
GORDON BROWN’S BLUEPRINT FOR CONSTITUTIONAL REFORM
So by creating a Bill of Rights, lowering the voting age to 16 he provides a new meaning for card carrying Labour supporters – Condom Credit Card carriers!
Forget PMQs – when is the SNP no-confidence motion?
Can we have a litt of self-before-party-before-country MPs?
sadly, i dont see this happening.
Self interest will win the day.
Also looks like it might be a case of Brown trying to rig the next election with voting reform… oh, and bringing the FOI request for sensitive information back from 30 years to 20 years, just in time for a GE.
Im no fan of the Tories, but I do think a level playing field is required for our country to truly be a democracy. Brown will quite literally do anything to stay in power. Sadly though, vast swathes of the country only care about the price of booze to keep them obliterated from reality and that their mobile phones still work so they can text in to elect Britains next d-list celebrity nobody.
Sleepwalking, is what I’d call it.
The only change I have so far observed is Hain’s fugly mug where it really shouldn’t be.
Cun-sti’-yewents?
Yes, and he must have got that glorious, orange, sun tan from his time in Wales
Do you mean Peter Hoon, the Secretary of State for Wales II?
We must have a Hoon in the House and this tangoed tea leaf should do nicely…
PMQ’s is a farce. Brown should not be able to veto questions as he does at the moment. The whole point of this debate (and I use the term loosely) is to get to the bottom of what’s happening. It’s all contrived and a complete waste of time.
You haven’t cottoned on, have you?
Why do you think a party faithful like Martin was elected to the Speaker’s Chair? For his inate sense of fairplay? His wonderful oratory? His wit?
He is there to cover the executive in the HoC. Any tough questionning is not allowed under his rules. And, as for the possibility of a Labour Government being asked to actually respond to a question with an answer? Please, get a life.
That’s why another Labour on-message drone will be ‘elected’ as the new Speaker. There can be no other option. Without it, Brown is open to actually respond with an answer. Simply won’t be allowed to happen. Period.
So so agree, bored to death with Gordon and his statistics but is this the intentions. Noticed Shaun Woodward also bored to death, the look he shot the ‘Dear Leader’ and the conversation he was having behind his hand?
Sir, you are a cad.
Brown is as mad as a box of frogs. He is even starting to look like Adolf Hitler during his last few days in the bunker.
Once again the Prime Minister nails David Cameron on some quite serious issues to which he had had no answers. Another masterly performance from a man who knows how to debate and knows where he wants to go. Cameron was in the shadows all through PMQ’s.
yes, mandelson is on good form
Caneron is only allowed to ask 4 or 5 questions. If Brown chooses not to answer them properly (which is often the case), Cameron is not given the opportunity to press him if he has other questions to ask. Democracy eh? Don’t you just love it!
Quite so. Brown never answers a question. He just pulls out a pre-prepared section of gob-shitery which in his diseased mind bears some passing relevance to the question and goes off on one. And when i say passing relevance to the posed question I mean of course absolutely no relevance to the question posed.
The truly dispiriting thing is that Brown doubtlessly thinks how clever he is using this ‘answer a different question’ technique. Look how he fuckinmg hated it when he had to sit through Dan Hannan’s demolition. that’s how the whole country feels every fucking day Brown.
Powerless in the teeth of your glib idiocy.
What bit of 15% of those who bothered to show up voted Labour don’t you get? What part of 5% of the electorate voted Labour makes you think you’re so fucking special?
I was under the impression that the Leader of the Opposition asked the questions and the Prime Minister answered the actual question. I live in hope that one day this may happen, but I suspect that it will not be under the present regime.
10% Cut.
It’s a lie.
The truth is that it has to be twice/thrice that.
I’m all for it and I’m voting for it.
The state is bloated and it has to be sorted.
Get used to it.
On the 80/20 rule, I would say that it should be possible to cut 80% of government spending, not 10%.
How many diversity advisers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they haven’t completed a risk assessment.
None. That’s a fucking electricians job. Send somebody from maintenance and tell the bastrad no to park in the reserved spaces this time.
You’re right of course. Demarcation dispute brothers, everybody out!
The mentalist is looking good today – taxpayers money well spent on the make up tips…
Cameron is on the ropes and looking dazed. I can only see one winner here.
Have they found any bodies in Dave’s garage yet?
Did Dave drive a lorry in Yorkshire in the 1970′s?
“I say George, this is Jack. One sees you have had no luck catching me.”
Stop pretending to be Gordon and open the other eye.
Parliamentary reform statement:
Item:
To be laid down; what constituents can expect from their MP’s
Question:
HTF will that be worded so the Sein Fien representatives don’t get turfed out & spark another round of bombings?
Cameron didn’t shine any torches into Browns face why not he’s on top,he should have kicked brown up and down the HOC the country was willing him to do it
Gordon floored Cameron at PMQs – Labour is back on top form again. Well done Gordon!
I make me laugh I really do!
Brown gives me tourettes during PMQs – he is so completely awful!
Lying, nasty, evasive, untruthfulness – that sums up Brown!
NICE! 124
Keep it up
If that is Labour’s top form than we can look forward to a Conservative majority of 100+ at the general Election whenever it comes.
Is this a recent observation? Some of us have been saying it for years.
Bloody BBC – can’t get back on the website to see what harebrained scheme McMental has come up with for PR.
What a surprise. Once again Cameron couldn’t ask any questions on the issues and policies that affect hard-working families. People are losing their jobs and homes while the do-nothing Tories are only interested in cheap point-scoring. Pathetic!
The choice is clear at the next election: Labour investment vs. Tory cuts!
500 volts please Guido.
Go away you useless Troll.
Typical reasoned response we’ve come to expect from you. What’s the matter? Is discussing REAL politics a little too highbrow for you?
Camerhoon terrified of electoral reform while Big Boy Brown says cuts. Repeatedly.
I invented computer graphics you know. Pixar owe it all to me.
(We back to this again ? will this do ?)
Could the Tory trolls please show some respect for the hard working members of the Labour Rebuttal unit who have to toil away on their keyboards (at national minimum rates) for many hours pumping out complete crap on behalf of this sorry arsed Government. We know no one believes any of this political drivel but Gordon likes it and he is the most wonderful Prime Minister we ever had.
Troll!
Typical reasoned response we’ve come to expect from the Toryboy Right. What’s the matter? Is discussing REAL politics a little too highbrow for you?
A pity Brown doesn’t involve himself in real politics rather than meddling with things he doesn’t understand. He and Mandelson spend most of their time trying to work out how to deceive the british public and pull the wool over our eyes with their spin and lies.
Problem is Charles that you are lying like your master. Listen – the public finances have been crippled by Brown – there are going to be cuts whichever Government is formed after the next election. What Brown calls “investment” is in fact lies. He lies, lies, lies and squanders our hard earned money. There will be CUTS CUTS CUTS – the Institute for Fiscal Studies have projected 7% cuts even if idiot, lying disaster Brown were to get back in after the next election!!!!!!
No Hardwidger, you are wrong! Cameron is trying to force an unelected, autocratic leader to call an election which is very much in the interest of this country. Something the sub standard human being Brown is incapable of understanding.
Brown, meanwhile, just schemes and lies and NEVER answers a straight question.
It obviously is for you.
And where is the money coming from to fund these “investments” you dumb fuck?
Quite! My point that I’ve been banging on about for ages.
“Gordon, an investment should yield a return; spending is just spending; once it’s spent, it’s gone.”
You just don’t pay enough Tax, mate.
Labour = Waste
If you vote Labour, you should personally have to pay an additional 15p in the £ to help finance the flagrant waste of our money.
12 years, spent trillions (OF OUR MONEY) and all problems have been solved?… Err, no, they haven’t. The money has gone. 2011 is going to lead to massive cuts, whomever is in power.
Thankfully, by then, somebody with some financial competence and understanding of business should be holding the reins – and they won’t be wearing a red rosette.
Why can’t you spotty Tory boy molluscs just be grateful? Gordon Brown saved the world banking system and now he will clean up British politics as sure as night follows day.
And when the ARV+ system is introduced and shown in all its glory in Fidelity Graphics ™ you will cringe like whipped curs with your paltry 5% of the national vote.
You can no more resist the democratic tsunami than you can cleave a rain-cloud with a Samurai sword. I have been a bulwark against closet racists and bitter old men all my political life. It seems to me that I have lived my life like a candle in the wind.
Fuck, those cheap modecate injections we imported from the far East don’t seem to work – maybe the manufacturers are substituting ground melamine.
Told you.
Troll!
The Lewinsky Shagger took the safety catch off the American banks; Tubby Brown tied the hands of the Bank of England (and whilst dismantling the British Pension system, etc. etc.).
RESULT: Disaster.
He hasn’t “saved the world banking system”; he hasn’t even repaired half the damage that he personally committed. And we all know that we’ll only get to hear the truth of the full extent of the financial incompetence once Labour has been shown the door (or trap door).
It’s not going to require “forensic accountants” to spot a black hole that big!
Turn on the Television today and one sees hundreds of expensive and non-essential “.GOV” adverts. I hope to see fewer of these by this time next year.
He did not shag that woman, Miss Lewinsky. Tickling her twat with a cigar doesn’t count, especially as he wasn’t allowed to smoke it.
The Labour government’s primary objective now is to deliver David Cameron’s Conservative government a scorched earth economy whilst at the same time engineering a debt fueled economic bounce to maximise the number of seats the party will be able to muster in opposition
I agree Gordon was superb again, witty, urbane and sophisticated. He really has the charisma of a George Clooney or a Konstamtin Chernenko; a truely wonderful man.
….and good looking to boot, I have always found the combination of greasy hair and a suit with a high polyester content very hard to resist. If that is coupled with bad breath or a little body odour I really can’t resist….. Gordon is an absolute dreamboat….
Girly sigh……….
All that and bloody cuticles too…….he’s the boy of my dreams.
…and you could always occupy a few precious moments giving him a sensual manicure or closely observing his nervous tics.
Send in the SAS and here he is
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who is this demented tosser ?
Charles
why when I go to properties I see you are actually posting from Labour.org.?
Therefore a balanced view of the McMental NOT!
Have a shite day
Judging by the cliches here, Brown made a quick escape from the Chamber grabbed a laptop and signed on as Charles Hardwidge.
Labour ‘investment’ = taxing ‘n spending OPM. Classic newspeak. Jeez, lad, you’ve got issues. No-one, not even most of the die hard lefty voting tribalists, believes all that bollocks any more. Gordon’s fucked the economy. He’s fucked the politics and now he’s trying to fuck our democracy. The best fucking thing he could do would be to fuck off, now.
I fancy Anita Anand – is that weird?
It certaily is. Is she cross-eyed?
or certainly
very
Have you seen her chin?
Chin whom?
Wasn’t she the witch in those Orange mobile ads: Vicky and the Wicked Witch?
No, I reckon she’s a goer. Any Asian babe who can put up with Brillo must have a bit of spunk in her.
Am I the only one who now can’t get ‘that’ photo out of his head?
Er……no, mate.
Yes. She sounds like she has a permanent cold. (All stuffed up and nasal.)
Thank you Guido – don’t know what for regarding “guvmint” but thank you for allowing us to ‘sound off’.
Dave sorted the fool out again on PMQ.
You think Broon will EVER score a point ? Just one ?
Repeating yourslf – cuts – is a sign of paranoia – he excelled once again.
He really is the Andorra of international football.
Gordon Brown will repeat the message until it sinks in. Whether you like it or not!
But it is lies! All Brown can do is lie! There will be cuts even if this disaster of a Labour Government gets back in! Get it????
The only ‘increases in public spending’ will be to pay for the 5 million out of work by the next election.
tax,borrow,spend,boom, BUST -geddit you halfwit !
Susie old love, they are already out of work, they are just turning up at some state non job daily.
he’s been repeating the message since he took power, in lieu of giving a straight answer to a straight question. If it’s such a great message why has Labour lost every election they’ve been forced into since he took over?
Two more elections in the post, in their back yard, bet they lose!
CH
Have you any idea how much of an embarrassment your own brand of repetitive, unimaginative, self-indulgent crackpottery must appear, even to your Labour masters? Do none of them really never drop you a note or sidle up to you and say something like ‘Look, Charles, you may mean well but………..’
Let’s face it there are over 5 million unemployed now due to Labour fudging of the figures, just take a look at incapacity benefit. This government has been lying and cheating the public for years. Lets spend spend and spend more and really bankrupt the country. Any responsible goverment will have to cut spending but of course Labour have no idea when it comes to responsibilty but they WILL soon know all about accountabilty.
Osborne’s downers have kicked in at last.
He could do with some of Gordon’s uppers – I don’t think.
I see you all abuse Brown: can’t understand that! In my eyes Brown has gone one step up in the last days, as now he’s probably not an elected PM but a PM by the grace of God. Few people in History can say the same.
The last one that did lost his head, really.
The only reason Brown has had to step up to the plate (something which has eluded him for the last 12 years) is because he thinks the public will genuinely forgive him and forget what’s happened to our country under his watch. All this waffle and rhetoric is is so blatantly self-serving, my dog could see through it.
He doesn’t want to lose face or his power, so he will say he will be anything he thinks the public want him to be, whilst behind the scenes he serves the party and the government’s needs before that of the electorate. He is an unelected Prime Minister and he is as weak as dishwater. The recent resignations from high profile ministers, and his having to bring Mandleson and Kinnock back has proved that beyond any doubt. This man is on a losing streak and his own party will be his undoing. They will lynch him for us. Wait and see.
Roll on the election.
Dave’s sitting with Cheryl Gillan. She must be his PAL. Perhaps he’ll WINALOT with a CHUM like that.
Can’t be CHOOSY.
Maybe he’s waiting for a BOUNCE
FFS MB. Being funny and not being offensive at the same time. You’re going soft.
That is an awfully LABOURed joke
What an arrogant contemptuous prick.
I felt some degree of personal sympathy for Brown last week (whilst still wanting him to go).
His responses at PMQ’s has shown him yet again to be what he is.
Fucking Hunt!
Brown just lost it… stopped mid tractor statistic and he wasn’t even being interrupted.
Another 300 volts Guido, Hal’s circuits crashed.
Gordon is more Amstrad PCP than Hal. Perhaps that’s the real reason they’ve drafted Sugar in – Gordon’s built in cassette player appears to be stuck in a loop and Alan’s the only man capable of fixing it.
“I’m sick of the job-it’s a thankless one and full of grief. I’ve been spending the best years of my life as a public benefactor.”
Al Capone
Clegg’s going to collaborate. Want’s AV immediately.
Bye bye LibDems.
Lib Dims only interest is party advantage.
Is this what you Brits fought for, commemorated a week ago?
Your government is wank, your democracy wank, your faux ‘fascist thugs’ Opposition wank. You’re finished Brit boys.
Don’t worry we will win,look after your own country as the path your following is the path we have crawled up,your following the yellow brick road at the moment and for you leads nowhere,we have found our path and come what may we will get to where we want to go.
You American? Are you Irish? Or are you one of those, with the thick, American accent, who can’t seem to decide?
Yep. Yep. And yep. But, “Finished”? Please explain.
Personally, I’d be only toooo happy for the 1918 Referendum to have been approved. It’s an historical disgrace that it hasn’t been.
Then once the Paddys have gone, we can start allowing the Jocks and Taffys full independence… Then we’ll be able to spend England’s money on the English (and we’ll never have another unrepresentative Jock PM and Jock Government).
1000 years fighting the english so you can take orders from the belgians ?
Enda and Biffo will have your bollocks lightly toasted with a nice Chianti
Why not come back into the fold and enjoy life.
Whilst I applaud your sentiments sir, having once kicked the shut out of a nasty member of Delta Force”please no more!!” I can smell a rat with the use of the wank word. Just not part of your vocab- so sling your hook “dork”
Now he’s knocked his water over… Nurse!
Going off topic a bit but can we have have Bob Crow hanged today from Tower Bridge?
Nah, that’s just cause more disruption to traffic.
“Lame duck Labour government? Tories on the horizon? Fill you boots brothers! It’s every greasy, work-shy Commie barstad for hisself!”
– Bob Crow, yesterday
Comrade Crow is only representing his members’ legitimate interests. They are so badly paid that now they can only afford to light their cigars with five pound notes.
Revolution comrades, let us seize the Winter Palace and establish the Workers’ and Peasants’ State! And fuck those daft bastards trying to get to work, the capitalist scum.
Good old Bob Crow helps to remind everyone, once again, that Maggie was right to smash the unions. It must be hard earning £40k to pull a lever.
Thanks also to Bob for helping to remind everyone that the Unions pay Labour’s wages and that Unions don’t really have anyone’s interests at heart other than the people at the top. A bit like Labour.
What did they say about Scargill? Started with a large union and a small house and left with a small union and a large house.
Not so much sticking up for the little man but shafting the little man.
Electoral reform:
- Shut down expenses
- General Election
- Ban the Labour Party
- Hang Labour’s membership
Heheh… I can see that you’re a “moderate” ;o)
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Political debate with labour is simply pointless. You can’t have a rational debate with people who refuse to listen to logic/reason and who refuse to admit reality.
All you can do is highlight how shite they are as publicly as possible and hope that the electorate kick them out asap.
Let’s hope there are a handful of labour rebels who join in the vote for the dissolution later today and thereby trigger an immediate general election.
I can’t physically listen to labour anymore; it’s just too frustrating and would drive me insane if I listened to their mad bullshit.
(referendum on an electoral change? oh, yes, labour’s got such a great track record on sticking to their referendum promises, don’t they? That referendum idea was just a sick joke designed to wind-up the electorate to the point that anyone following politics will want to kill themselves, leaving behind their “core vote” who don’t follow politics at all or who blindly believe what labour lie to them about)
Indeed, Cameron is clearly getting bored with Brown’s cliche-ridden parrotting of evasive non-replies. It’s no fun, liking trying to play a card game with someone who cheats non-stop. PMQs is getting boring because of the total lack of debate.
The announcement of more openness (government web publishing) is not altogether good. In planning it has been used to stop the public commenting on bad applications.
The letters are all published with the names and addresses of the people. It has been long determined that no electronic copy of the voter lists are available to the public. Now that has been circumvented if you choose to object to a development. There is no reason to publish the address only the name.
Visual inspection of voter lists and objection letters will always be available, but this is controlled so that they can not become electronic databases by copying/scanning.
The use of the Web/disclosure to intimidate should be stopped.
Indeed. If you want to know what local authorities or your neighbours are up to, you have to log on to local Planning website at least once or twice a week and in addition have the planning app number before you can find out what the plans are, an address results in ‘Application not found”. Neither the applicants, nor the Planning dept. need to either put up notices of planning apps or let immediate neighbours know… you have just 28 days to make your objection, if you are out of that time your objection will not be considered by the Planning Committee.
The free people of the United Kingdom have shot their bolt.
Imagine a New Labour boot stamping on the face of your children.
Forever.
The other boot will be the LibDem one when the Labour boot’s having a rest.
The Labour party thinks that 1984 is something to aspire to. Brown still has an arrest warrant out for Emmanuel Goldstein.
Didn’t Brown quote O’Brien as an inspiration in his book “Courage”?
I also like some of the comments on amazon regarding Brown’s Magnum Opus.
The Labour Party long surpassed 1984. Dodgy thinks 1984 is the vintage of choice. And Oik thinks 1984 is the answer to 2+2 – a bit regrettable in a Shadow Chancellor. We really are in the shit as a nation.
There won’t BE any children – we Torys will have eaten them.
Reducing the ’30 year rule’ (for transfer of Cabinet Papers to the National Archive) to 20 years is a great step forward for open government. We can now look forward to a 2010 election campaign peppered with selective disclosures from the 1979-1980 Thatcher governments. Glasnost, nyet Perestroika.
Should read 1989-1990
Oooh, Stephen Ladyboy is on Radio5 now, talking about PMQs and the Election results.
Listening to him, you’d think that Labour isn’t in trouble.
Amazing. The suspension in his Limmo must be very soft if he hasn’t even noticed such a big bump in the road.
See “I’ve been Tangoed” sitting next to Brown large as life. Creature without shame slinking back into government without shame to join the other once, twice, thrice disgraced but now rehabilitated villains.
Brown back to being Mr Arrogant: “I believe I’m the man who knows what needs to be done” – should be wearing a knotted handkerchief on his head, rolled up trousers and gumboots.
Boo!
He’s a good boy who looks after his old mum look you isn’t it.
I was on the verge of adjusting the colour on my TV when I realised that it didn’t need re-setting. It was just Mr Hain’s, well we needed a new Hoon, glistening golden tan that caused the splodge of phoney colour just to the right of Snottie M, M, M, M, Mr, Mr, S, Sp, Sp, Speaker McTwat.
I notice that Mental Mickey can’t tell the difference between a million and a billion. Only out by a factor of a thousand McSpecialneeds. Good job you were the best Chancellor ever, otherwise people might mistake you for an innumerate fuck who shits his pants for fun.
Luckily you use British/European Billions which became American billions before coming back across tha Atlantic to be current billions or he would have been out by a million times.
PMQ’s is like WWF wrestling; its not real. sorry guys, but its fucking panto for the plebs! ( or plebocracy)
Yes. Its a nice little show to mislead the people into thinking that any of these MP’s or the government have any real influence on policy.
Since 75% of the laws come from brussels, and parliament is nothing but a fucking cash point, is there any point to watching PMQ’s other than watching Gordon Brown shit, piss, and puke on himself? Perhaps people watch to see David Camerons hair parting? Discuss.
Rich tea biscuit on the crown of Cameron’s head is growing ever more obvious, it’s drving him around the bend.
Positioning Osborne just out off screen is also interesting, because he’s got there before Cameron.
No comment about Andy Hornby’s new £800k a year job at Boots.
Brown: “There will be no reward for failure.”
Still at least it’s a British Job for a British Worker.
Hooray for Andy Hornby.
Got on his bike and got himself a job. Could have sat around and retired, licking his wounds and wailing about how the government had let him down.
Not like these workshy C*nts that vote Labour with their fucking hand always out for more of my money. Fuck ‘em.
I’m sure there are plenty of honest hard-working people now struggling to pay their bills thanks to the impressive work of the likes of Andy Hornby. The only place Hornby and the rest should be in right now should be Strangeways.
I bet he feels awful though – that he’s had to take a pay cut from his last job.
Plus I hear that the troops at Boots are totally UNIMPRESSED by having him as their boss. I’m sure there will be plenty of comments behind his back and if Boots starts getting into trouble the axes will be out for him in a flash.
You’re having a laugh incha? Hard-working people struggling to pay their bills? Brown has so fucked the economy that he’s had to slash interest rates to 0.5% just so he can afford his own bills. This has knocked on nicely to the great British housing-pyramid ‘cos everybodies mortgage has actually gone down. Even though their ‘equity’ has tanked too.
Folk are still sitting there in their ludicrously over-valued houses (even with 25% off) convinced that the up-turn will be along any second and they’ll be able to remortgage and buy themselves another new car. Made in Germany. Subsidised by British tax-payers paying ‘em to scrap their cars.
The economy is fucked. But HBOS, RBS, Northern Rock et al are a symptom – not the cause. And while I understand it’s difficult to feel sympathy for a guy on 800K a year I find it astonishing that Gordon Brown is able to get away with blaming the banks when he is the architect of the whole fucking debacle.
It’s a shame if the troops at BOOTS have been poisoned by Brown’s propaganda. Shame for BOOTS too if Brown’s poison prevents them doing the best job they can.
but you got to give Hornby credit. He strong arms Golem into forcing Lloyds into a marriage theydidn’t want to save a tinpot bank not worth saving. Never in the field of human commerce have so many been screwed by so few……
I suppose sales of anti-depressants went through the roof when people heard about his employment.
Just waiting for Fred Goodwin to join the board of Amnesty International now.
Did any of our fine MP’s condemn the violent attack on a democratically elected member of the EU Parliament that took place yesterday ?
Or were they too busy pretending they aren’t all thieves ?
Of course not. MPs definition of democracy differs wildly from the voters.
Just as a constitutional question, if people want to unseat Gordon Brown so much, and are worried about him surviving the next election, what’s stopping them simply declaring themselves electorally homeless and registering to vote in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath?
The 60,000 who signed a petition would be enough to topple his 18,000 majority in any system.
So Gordon is not the only Moron in Cowdenbeath. Glad I don’t live there…
I’m not sure if the “glad I don’t live there” qualifies for the world record of stating the bleedin obvious.
A shade off thread but did anyone catch Wollas on the DP ?
Revealing comment when asked if implementing some form of PR before the next GE : “I’ve just made it through a reshuffle. I’m not about to pre-empt the PM, it isn’t wise”.
So….
(a) Spineless hoon; been terrorised into abject submission by the whips
(b) It really is like the last days at the Reichstag; argue with Der Fuhrer and it’s off the Russion front.
(c) No-one knows what McRuin is going to do or say next
(d) all of the above ?
Saw Woolas on the DP today too.
What a shifty, bull-shitting twat he is. I thought Brillo made him look very uncomfortable when he wouldn’t answer a simple question. Woolas’ comment about not pre-empting Cyclops because it “wasn’t wise” struck me as naked fear and we know that Woolas hasn’t got a pair anyway.
a) and b) above I agree 100%, but for c) I’d suggest that Mandlebum has his hand up Brown’s arse and is manipulating him like a ventriloquist’s dummy. Brown is simply saying what Mandelson tells him to say.
Brown was left looking and sounding pathetic again today in PMQs. I was expecting a jibe from Cameron about President Omaha but it never came.
No wonder the fcking illegals are all over the place. Woolas is supposed to be keeping them at bay, not faffing about on the telly.
I would like to add my name to the list of those people who think Woollarse is a twat
Woolfuck’s feeling sorry for himself, he won’t be getting any from Caroline Flint any more. The good news is she’s working for my escort agency now, and is available for a wide variety of special services. No Oaten, not that, stop asking you sick bastard.
What a load of crap. Can’t Dodgy score a goal even when Golems had his leg broken by the electorate. Sooner Vince Cable is back from hospital and providing some serious entertainment the better.
Will somebody please water-board me: I need a little light relief
sorry can’t help with that but I do have a spare brillo pad
Charing Cross nick, 6.30 this evening. Ask for PC Mohammed Anwar. Say no more.
GUIDO or ANYONE I have a question: in response to comments bbc HYS off the hoof i wrote:
In response to all the comments that like to remind us all that we dont elect a PM it is the party etc, firstly we elect individuals, that may or may not belong to a party, and as we havent got a constitution, it is only with the peoples consent that elected members of a particular party choose who they wish to lead them. so for eg if all the elected were independants it would be the person with the most votes or nominated i would assume? that becomes PM, Peoples Consent must take priority.
Am I right?
it is something i hadn’t thought about before, what is the criteria for PM?
I think the big two choose their Prime Minister from who can spout the most hypocritical shite about democracy and the rights of the electorate, and has his own personal goon squad to beat up anyone who gets out of line.
We agree
Preportional Representation is great, look at the EU results:)
Close the House of Lords and destroy the Government.
Dave should tell all his troughing MP’s to stand down and hold by elections now.
After setting the violent goon squad upon democratically elected opposition politicians yesterday, today our unelected Prime Minister has decided to bring in a “new” voting system in an effort to escape a drubbing at the next election and keep his party in power.
Next week……marriage to his second, third and fourth wives ?
Welcome to New Labours United Kingdom of Zimbabwe.
dont forget the new party funding rules. socialists have no big backers and a £11M o/d.
solution? state funding of political parties.
All praise the Supreme Leader! 2010 = Year Zero!
Gordon announced that he was reducing the current 30 year rule on releasing Cabinet papers to 20 years.
This will now allow him the release the Thatcher Years papers 1979-89?
I smell a rat!
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The meds really aren’t working are they?
Stephanie Flanders has just pointed out on her Stephanomics blog that Brown either didn’t understand the numbers he was quoting or he was misleading/lying.
She won’t last at the BBC with an attitude like that, she’ll be right on McFelch’s enemies list. It gets longer by the day.
Oh, and McBogie was lying. It’s what he does. It’s all that he does. And he absolutely will not stop, ever.
I’ve just watched the vid of PMQs. Gordon Brown really is a grade A twat, isn’t he?
Yes, now you mention it, he is.
I thought I was quite good at avoiding answering any questions.
superb performance at PMQ and a raft of new constitutional reform ideas, i suspect the clunking fist is getting into position.Once Team GB start delivering results,i suspect things are going to be a lot closer that people might think
I love irony. It’s so confusing to Americans and Zanu trolls.
Your delusional and soon to be very angry when your Dear Leader gets the fuckin boot.
Actually thinking about it, you must be a troll. Only trolls and the terminally stupid vote, or pretend to vote Labour and you can use a computer. You must be a troll.
Trolls and Labour voters. You can’t burn them, you can’t weigh them against ducks and you can’t shoot the fuckers. What’s this country coming to?
Big Brother is watching?
‘bye then
Ideally a: metroman( see dictionary under homosexual),b:a lying war-warmonger,c: elitist(see under Stalinism).
P.S. they’re my colons so I will do what I want with them you pedants. Such grammatical errors to be criminalised under neo-Labour
Love Dixie
Wellll, I caught it few minutes ago on the interweb and I thought Dave absolutely wiped the floor with him.
But what do I know.
It’s clear that Brown’s war cry from now on to the election is “Expect Tory Cuts”.
The IFS and Fraser Nelson have already exposed the hidden 7% cut across the board cuts contained in Darling’s Budget.
We also know that the 10% cut mooted on radio this morning by the Tory spokesman amounted to the same gross total in cuts by New Labour as Darling tried to hide, and was simply the re-distributed increased effect on everything else because the Tories are going to exclude Health spending from cuts as opposed to Darling whose budget made it clear that New Labour are cutting health spending as well.
So why the hell did Cameron not point all of this out in his riposte to Brown?????????????????????
If Cameron continues to mess up on fundamental things like this then Brown will get away time and time again with his lies and deceptions at PMQ’s.
P.S. Cameron should go on the offensive pointing out all of the above including the fact that Darling intends to cut Health spending.
Just watch how that goes down with voters.
Maybe with all these cuts on offer, he could give a poor student myself a trim?
The simple truth is that PMQs is an affront to democracy and an insult to everyones’ intelligence. This 30 minutes of farce is what is to pass for serious debate and cut to the chase discussion so that a Nation can see Parliament works!!!
Labour have contempt for anything resembling being held to acoount, that is why they have deployed; the guillotine, the three line wipe and Government domination of select committees like no previous adminstration ever has.
They have passed circa 3500 statutes under these draconian measures and most of them have proved to be bad law. When the Lords tries valiantly to correct the worst excesses they are denounced by Labour as an enelected body defying the “will of the people”. Doesn’t stop Labour stuffing more of their “dead blue parrots” into it though, Kinnock and Sugar the latest.
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Malik back in the news again surprise surprise. The press need to seriously investigate this serial trougher a real nasty piece of work. Somehow he has got to become a minister again and shows how bad the PM’s judgement is too. Please, someone like a Martin Bell needs to stand against him and get him out of politics.