May 19th, 2009

+++ Sky : Speaker to Resign this Afternoon +++

bye-speakerHe presided over a period which saw parliament develop a culture of corruption. Not just the universal tendency of politicians the world over to travel on a taxpayer funded gravy train.  He himself was compromised by being one of the most outrageous examples of personal enrichment at the public’s expense while pretending to be a public servant.

He also repeatedly failed in his duty to defend the rights of parliament against the power of the executive. He should not be allowed to retire with the dignity of a peerage, he has disgraced the office of Speaker.


488 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Woohoo!

    First?

    • 7
      freddie flintoff says:

      1 down 650 to go

    • 45
      I've shagged Darling's eyebrows says:

      Won’t leave office for about 6 weeks.

      • 357

        Well the Beeb are also reporting that he plans to resign as MP as well during the Summer. Should not be too difficult for Labour, if they lose they can always fiddle the result again and lose the marked register of voters.

      • 447
        micha987 says:

        Dave was right not to call for his resignation, had he stayed as speaker until after GE then Dave can install a speaker he likes.

    • 74
      • 160
        Anonymous says:

        thought i’d copy it here because this has to be one of the most disgusting examples, if true. Please investigage Guido! Let’s see what Cameron is really made of. Getting someone to resign an unpaid position isn’t really that impressive

        “David Cameron and the Telegraph have only part-facts. The graud is far greater than reported and Kirkbride is more culpable than MacKay. They do not have aa `family` home in the constuency. Ut is a flat on the top floor of Beoley Hall, and is the home of Kirkbride`s brother, Ian Kirkbride. He therefore benefits in kind at taxpayers expense. He is also paid for computer work out of parliamentary expenses and has no other job. Kirkbride purchased the flat for £95,000 in 1997 and completely refurbished and furnshed it at taxpayers expense. The mortgage was repaid and a new mortgage taken out in order to continue with the fraudulent activities. After only four years it was refurnished again at taxpayers expense but the new items were receipted to Bromsgrove but delivered to London. The £50,000 claim for a bedroom extension is also a fraud as the Bromsgrove flat is not capable of extension and it is a listed building. Where is the planning application and listed building consent? It would also be interesting to have the name of the recipent of £2,100 cleaning costs and the receipt. Kirkbride also claims £1,300 spouse travel costs even thogh MacKay is hardly ever there and Beoley Hall is certainly not `home`. Meanwhile Mackay claims £500 in reciprocal travel costs for his wife in yet another spectacular act of deceit.
        Nor do this pair own a flat in London as reported . They live in a large Georgian house in Vincent Square. Is spouse travel for trips to Bracknell or simply a double scam for going home? David Cameron has it wrong when he says the remedy is deselection because Kirkbride has her association sewn up and they will back her. The rerason is simple: Kirkbride exerts total financial control over the Dent family. Rita Dent is association secretary paid out of taxpayer funds, and a councillor following Kirkbride`s unsavoury discrediting of the sitting councillor who was anti-Kirkbride. Unemployed husband Alan Dent became a councillor under similar circumstances, and is now also association chairman. Daughter Naomi Dent was employed full-time as nanny to Kirkbride`s son Horatio at their London home, and her salary was claimed on parliamentary expenses as secretary. This family control the association on Kirkbride`s behalf. Any selection meeting would be fixed. David Cameron needs to grasp the nettle and remove her. If he does not his welcome tough-talking will be a sham. The problem will not go away. Kirkbride is a liability and these latest frauds are just the tip of the iceberg and there will be more to come. However messy Cameron must grasp the nettle now or the Kirkbride problem will continue to grow. A major fraud has been committed and Cameron needs to distance himself and the party from it – now!
        (ps for an excellent analysis of the MacKay character see `Cranmer`- it reads as if the author knows MacKay almost as well as I do!)”

      • 470
        " WHAT THERMITE ? " says:

        You may have shagged Darling’s eyebrowes, but you must have CUM in his hair.!

    • 91
      horrorfan24 says:

      “I didn’t come into politics to not get what was owed to me.” This sentence speaks volumes about this self serving, bullying trougher. He was never a public servent, he was a career politician. As head of the expenses office he knew only two well what the level of corruption was; make no wonder he tried to suppress the information from getting out. Greedy fat bastard, off you go piggy. Good bye, Mr. Martin, good bye.

      • 112
        mmm says:

        Indeed;
        Bye Bye Snollygoster.

      • 146
        Sam says:

        He should be made to repay from his own pocket the taxpayers’ money he spent on legal fees to try to surpress information to which we had a right – he spent it for personal and partisan reasons. And NO SEAT IN THE LORDS!! – for him nor any of the worst troughers.

        To those who think Cameron bottled it: think again. The Speaker is the figurehead and representative of the Commons as a whole – any pressure on him form Party leaders would be quite wrong and policially inept. Clegg could only apply it because he is the leader of a minority party. It was obvious he was speaking out for the WHOLE opposition, on behalf of all backbenchers, where Cameran could not

      • 169

        Now we can have a REAL Speaker. Frank Ifield. He hasn’t done much since his 1960s single I Remember You but he has a much better yodel than Gorbels Mick.

      • 222

        Don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist or anything but did you know that ‘Michael Martin’ is an anagram of ‘A Minimal Retch’?

        OK also: ‘Gorbals Mick’ is an anagram of ‘So Grim Black’.

        See Dan Brown’s new movie for details…..

      • 223
        Edward Devoy says:

        Why shouldn’t one get rewards for being in politics, at the age of 58 I am going into politics for the first time as a candidate for Libertas.eu to get all I can from it and here’s my list.
        I want democracy in Europe. I want accountability and transparency. and most of all I want a Europe that works for the people, a Europe built on peace and prosperity for my children and my children’s children.

      • 286
        Anonymous says:

        He can fuck off and sign on with the rest of the Labour voting twats.

      • 302
        Supertax their pensions says:

        …and if he insists on his pension rights then let’s ensure that the new government introduces a measure by which all public service pensions and pensions paid in and on the parliamentary estate are subject to a 95% pension tax to help offset some of the quadzillions of debt the troughers and their Liebour masters have imposed on the country

      • 334

        All his corrupt dealings and associates should be investigated. He should not be allowed to leave politics richer than when he entered it, and his pension should be confiscated.

      • 403
    • 110
      Martin in Essex says:

      If this bastard resigns and then gets a seat in the Lords I will lead the charge on parliament to overthrow the lot of them.

    • 163
      McLovin says:

      Hoon Flaps has gone over a year late, the government need to remember that the Country will go mental if he is given a peerage.

      Maybe a new speaker will cut the crap out of PMQs, stopping the garbage plants that Labour drop 10 to 15 times a session.

      McLovin lives in hope

    • 178

      Say something then?

      The reason he’s resigning is bloody Esther Rantzen:
      http://thestupidtimes.blogspot.com/2009/05/speaker-resigns-on-hearing-esther.html

      The “public at large” don’t care!

    • 189
      Edward Devoy says:

      here here

    • 203
      Bordeaux Binger says:

      And will he please take the incontinent, incompetent other tartan muppet Brown with him.

      • 445
        Mabroon (no Relation) says:

        I DO hope that you mean the Liebour Party here. I will take great offence otherwise.

    • 206
      Anonymous says:

      I hope the bastard is lying about resigning and does not go through with it. I would love to see this shit hit the fan and the response from the dishonourable gentlemen.

    • 285
      Ernst Rohm says:

      This disgusting old boar was the appropriate symbol for the Parliament of Pigs. Ugly, stupid, corrupt, venal and vindictive – he was the walking, stumbling epitome of his washed up party and Government.. Let him go back to grubbing around the garbage in the Gorbals where he belongs.

      PS > Don’t worry Mickey, love, I quite like you really!

    • 397
      eye-eye says:

      WHAT IS the point of being first if you’re annonymous. Could be one of 3million to visit this site.

    • 420

      He’s going June 21st…….OFFICIAL BAD TEMPERED BRIEF STATEMENT
      WIDDECOMBE AS AN INTERIM SPEAKER? omg>>>>>

    • 426
      Lord Delaval of Sluice says:

      Man, it must really have pissed off Davy Carmoon that he couldn’t have been more directly involved in chucking out the Squealer of the House. So, goodbye, then Marthoon: goodbye and stay dead.

    • 435
      The Yorkshire Ripper says:

      Goodbye you fat, looting, purple-faced embarressment of a pig. An utterly incompetant, wretched excuse for a politician – and aren’t we all glad you can no longer enjoy your raping an pillaging of the public purse to further enhance your disgusting existance. Your only redemption, unlike the rest of the Socialist jokers is that you’ve seen the light and taken the rather difficult decision to fuck off instead of being removed eventually or, better still, lynched. Fucking freeloading Hoon – what a wanker.

    • 461
      Tony Blair says:

      Well you have only yourselves to blame. If you had kept me on you would never heard about of any of this, Allister would have seen to that, and been much happier. Only my receipts were accidentally shredded you would have seen I kept my word: I am as white as the driven snow.
      Tony.

    • 478
      34 not out! says:

      Why didnt the luftwaffe bomb westminster in the war ?

    • 482
      45govt says:

      You may be first Mr Imaginative Anonymous – woohoo indeed, but not much point when you’re anonymous is there?
      The more important ‘first’ is the departure of the 1st Hoon, Gorbals – leading the tsunami I hope.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a start…

    • 105
      Gorbls Mick says:

      WHERE’S MA BENEFITS?

      AH DINNAE KEN HOO AH’LL LAST WITHOOT MAH MULTIPLE-CLAIMED BENEFITS.

      AH NEED TAE GIT ME SUM REDUHNDANSAE MUHNEE.

    • 144
      Woooohoooo says:

      NEXT……keep them coming.

    • 234
      pissed off says:

      we don’t want him to resign we want him to commit ritual suicide in from of the entire House of Commons.
      Any MP who has taken liberties claiming for morgages they don’t actually have and other thieving little habits can then do likewise. When the floor of the Commons runs red with blood I will be satisfied and Parliament can carry on. (though hopefully not with ID cards etc etc)

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    great

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    or or or orda

    • 79

      Order! Order A Taxi!

      The Penguin.

      • 130
        Anonymous says:

        To Celtic Park to join your other NuLabour losers.
        Scum

      • 235
        Jim Murphy MP, Sec of State for Scotland says:

        See you there with Des Browne and John Reid on Saturday, Mick ?
        Lets all go down together.
        Didn’t I give you a great reference on TV last night, you honest, honest gentleman.

    • 93
      I do too says:

      Good riddance – and what a hoon, he could have resigned yesterday in the House retainign a shred of dignity, and avoided last night’s Tv and today headlines. Shows the man has no intelligence or nous at all – blinded to morality and decency by his own egotism

      He doesn’t have a stammer by the way – he’s not intelligent enough – so leave orf the mockery!
      He hesitated when calling the House to order because he had no authority – and an inability to control his temper

      • 135
        i fucking told you so says:

        i just wish he would stay on for longer -
        every day this fu*kwit remains in office, labour loses a thousand votes. i want to see these labour stazis destroyed and perceived as unelectable for the next hundred years…

  5. 5
    Abolish the Licence Fee says:

    Bye bye, then, Gorballs Mick. Take your lardy, useless fat arse back up North to Holyrood where it might enjoy more appreciation.

  6. 6
    angry french john says:

    That’s one McBastard down. Now Gordo, Alistair and all the other McBastards… Just piss off!

    • 31
      Anonymous says:

      its MAC bastard you twat.
      and while we are at it Scotland doesnt want him or any of them they are british keep em.

      • 111
        I do too says:

        I don’t think so! They are your politicians, nurtured in and selected by your system.

        They sit for Scottish seats, and should have stayed up there in your own parliament.
        Devolution is a pig’s arse and has led to most of the current tension between the Scots and English.

      • 185
        Anonymous says:

        They are Brits, each one of them wants nothing to do with Scotland.

      • 328
        McScotchers tragic McScotchers says:

        no its Mc as in McScotch, which also pisses off the tartan clansmen, all of them blooody Mctarts.

      • 375
        angry french john says:

        Mac…Mc…Who gives a flying f**k. Just wish they would bugger off back up north and create mayhem in the Holyrood Parish Council. See if they can bankrupt that lot with the excessive expenses.
        Always thought the Duke of Cumberland let them off lightly.
        This time rebuild Hadrians Wall, with a few modifications. This time let it be 500 feet high and totally surround Jockistan, then fill it with cold piss…

      • 448
        Mabroon (no Relation) says:

        North British M’Dear, no idea WHERE that is but they can ALL go there. Not welcome in Scotland. Darling was born in London, you can keep HIM.

  7. 8
    Rexel 56 says:

    Hah, guess that when Nick Brown needs a scapegoat and a distraction, these things happen.

    • 10
      Anonymous says:

      Aye but if it was just for scapegoating purposes they could have kept him around for a while before casting him out into the wilderness.

      • 39
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Don’t forget they’ve still got Blears trussed up and ready to roast (double entendre intended). There must be something really horrific in the pipeline.

      • 47
        Anonymous says:

        No more spit-roasting references. They hurt my soul.

      • 123
        Gorbachev Mick says:

        Not even involving Rennard?

  8. 9
    Brownsf*cked says:

    M, M, M, M, M, Mr Speaker……the political crisis That Started In Scotland….

    • 21
      I , James Gordon Brown,do hereby resign says:

      I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I cannot bring myself to say the word resign – oh shit,I just said it!

  9. 11
    Laney says:

    Play him off, keyboard cat!

    Damn, I love democracy. EH?

  10. 12
    Steve says:

    Please PLEASE PLEASE may this be true.

    I wonder who it was that had a word in his ear yesterday??

    • 89

      Let’s hope he won’t go quietly, but having lost the support of Jonah decides he’s got to go too….

      The Penguin.

    • 171
      Bri says:

      The man whispered in his ear

      “Your son can have your seat in Glasgow Mick”

    • 180
      Sam says:

      The Queen leaned on Brown, and Brown has clearly leaned on Martin.

      Clegg is speaking for backbenchers as a whole, where Cameron as main opposition leader and PM-in-waiting cannot. So in a sense our democracy, led by constitutional monarchy, has worked.

      I have no doubt that Marm made it very clear to Broon that she was prepared if necessary to use the nuclear option – ie dissolve parliament.

      • 219
        freddie flintoff says:

        god save the queen

      • 251
        The Marquis de Gimp says:

        Oh Sam what a load of rubbish. Cameron IS an establishment politician and HM had little to do with the Speaker going. Lab are in damage control mode and Martin is very expendable. Cameron is not the leader that will reform GB politics, e.g will he reform the Lords to be fully elected, will he ballocks. If he gets hisnway he wants to ride this scandal to get him into No 10, once in it’s back to business as normal, “managing” what’s left of the economy and quitening expectations of real reform. Anything is better than a him having a large majority because he won’t use it. A hung Parliament at least cocks things up for a while and stops mps interefering in our lives.

      • 318
        Moley says:

        Could be right.

        Brown has shown himself incapable of making difficult decisions.

        It strongly suggests that somebody made his mind up for him.

  11. 13
    Snotty says:

    Cheerio you fat scotch Hoon. McBroon, we’re coming for you next!

  12. 14
    Pte Jock Frazer says:

    There’ll be a great bilein’ o’ heids in Westminster the nicht ah c’n tell ye….

  13. 16
    GET 'EM OUT BY FRIDAY! says:

    AND NOW FOR BROWN AND HIS SPIVS AND THE LABOUR GOVT.

    As the Genesis song went;

    Get ‘em out by Friday!

    • 84
      Aristotle says:

      …….
      You don’t get paid till the last one’s well on his way.
      Get ‘em out by Friday!
      It’s important that we keep to schedule, there must be no delay

      I hope this is true, however he must not be allowed to collect a golden good bye, or pension etc….

    • 103
      Aristotle says:

      ………
      You don’t get paid till the last one’s well on his way.
      Get ‘em out by Friday!
      It’s important that we keep to schedule, there must be no delay

      >>

      i hope this is true

      but NO golden goodbye, no pension perks, he has had my tax contribution – no more

    • 391
      Henry Crun says:

      Long after the bastards have sold England by the Pound.

  14. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s hope the new speaker gives Call me Dave shit about claiming for his Wisteria and maximum second home allowance.

  15. 18
    Pavlovs Cat says:

    Anybody know on what terms he will be leaving…..I have some rope and enough wood for a scaffold if it would help……

    • 26
      Bertha Rochester says:

      That’s the real issue – if he gets off with a 1.4 mill pansion and a peerage when they think we’ve forgotten all this

    • 40
      Speaker and Brown to perform tandem parachute-less jump says:

      The terms will be via a little known door on the clockface of Big Ben,which – due to recent health and safety concerns brought about by 6.5 tonnes of Health & Safety legislation – has had to have the external stairs removed for fear people may slip.
      Perhaps he can then perform a tandem parachute jump with James Gordon Brown – only without a parachute…..

  16. 19
    arthur says:

    That now stops the three chief robbing bastards from having to meet and come up with ways to stop all the thieving *******

  17. 22
    Andrew K says:

    Why has he chosen to go now? Did McBroon threaten to withdraw t he whip over his expenses?

  18. 23
    Nick says:

    Can someone tell me what the total pig swill bill has been over the last ten years for HM Pig Farm? Because I would like to know why that money has been withheld from our WW2 veterans so they could have lived on a decent pension.

    THEY AWARDED THEMSELVES A £100 MONTH A WEEK FOOD ALLOWANCE ON TOP OF A £64,000 SALARY, AND AT THE SAME TIME GIVE £90 PER WEEK TOTAL FOR WW2 VETERANS TO LIVE ON!!
    http://www.theunknownwarriors.co.uk

    • 203
      Sam says:

      It’s almost impossible to live on the current pension – certainly impossible to live any sort of social life or run a car (pretty well a necessity in rural areas). Impossible to replace eg shoes or underwear, or buy anythign except the cheapest food.

      It makes my blood boil! The people really suffering are those in their 70s and older – just the people who saved our democracy by their courage and sacrifice during WWII. What thanks to give them. It’s utterly shameful.

      • 304
        Nick says:

        Yeah, did you read the letter complaining about the expenses in the Telegraph from a case worker from SSAFA who had to tell an ex POW of the Japanese that his application for some double glazing in his bathroom had been turned down due to lack of funds. It was £500 and he wanted it so he could have a bath as his bathroom was freezing.

        The old hero said on hearing the news “Oh well, it could be worse, nothing is as bad as being on the railway” or words to that effect. He must have been at Hellfire Pass etc, then you read meanwhile our MP’s have been claiming thousands to roll their acres, fix the moats, fit their tacky homes out with silky cushions, home cinemas, chandeliers etc etc.

        It’s sick.

      • 352

        All the politicians, quangocrats, guardianistas and their clients should be forced to live on less than pensioners, and beaten if they complain.

      • 355
        Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

        A good point made in this blog earlier:
        Pay MPs on a pro-rata based on % increase of NET state pension.
        MP pay only granted if that pension is affordable (by consensus) to the nation.
        Bottom Line – if you have the power and opportunity to create real wealth for ALL of the electorate, present and future, then you don’t get to benefit !
        Period.

    • 287
      Enuf says:

      I hate the bastards,string them up.

  19. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Then Mr Martin has just become a very rich man and a Lord.

    • 70
      Bruce Foresight says:

      Asn’t ee done well???!!!

    • 217
      Sam says:

      Luckily, his resignation now means he will forfeit the £100,000 payment for being in office til the end of this parliament, and other pension rights. Unleess Broon has made a deal that he will keep it! – which no doubt was Gorbals’ condition. either way he is still a very rich man, the hoon.

  20. 25
    Laughing at Gordon says:

    Reduce the piano-wire order by five yards…

    • 126
      Anonymous says:

      Nah. If he’s set free we’ll only see him in three years time as part of yet another Sunday Times undercover investigation.

    • 161
      Hugh Briss, Kirkaldy says:

      Hoots Mon! There’s a noose, loose aboot this hoose!

  21. 27
    Dribbling Git says:

    Can I have his flat please?

  22. 28
    nell says:

    Expect now he’ll get a cushy seat and generous expenses in the House of Lords for his long and faithful service .

  23. 29
    subrosa says:

    He may stand down as Speaker but isn’t it possible he stays on as a MP? After all, he wants his son to succeed him and a by-election wouldn’t be good for labour right now – even though it is in their Scottish heartlands.

    • 66
      Mrs Crewe says:

      Nothing like a socialist to love the right of succession!

    • 104

      Hi SR, he’ll stay if his pride lets him sit on the back benches and I’m not sure what the odds are on that – not great I think. Didn’t Jo Swinson sign the no confidence motion against him as well? I think his constituents will have something to say about Martin’s son being parachuted in – much as they did for Gould and Prescott.

      • 331
        Anonymous says:

        Na nothing will be said, no one will be told, the press in england wont mention anything about.
        as for the media in scotland, well there isnt one, or what passes for one is totaly controled by labour.
        so if the good people of england want ridd of labour you had better look north and make sure your press / media are watching scotland otherwise they will be back, mostly via postal votes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • 133
      Vic Melons says:

      They would just fiddle the ballot boxes like they did with the last one.

    • 176
      • 335
        Postal voter scam ahead says:

        Yeah, watch the postal vote scams, these bastards have PHds in vote rigging and troughing.

        Convert them all to rashers

  24. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Should put in a FOI request to see how much he was paid off

  25. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Hallelujah!

  26. 36
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Keep the pressure on…don’t let the rest of them think that this is the end

    IT IS JUST THE BEGINNING!!!!

  27. 37
    Pissed off voter says:

    About time. Next?

    • 55
      Next please,said the executioner to the Prime Minister says:

      JAMES GORDON BROWN

      • 383
        Sir Barrington Minge says:

        J G Broon doesn’t have the nerve, balls or intelligence to realise that he is through.
        As usual he is the very last to realise it.
        He is not only a complete failure but a positive danger to this country.
        He has done enought damage and must be got out as soon as possible.
        Can all those around him really be that stupid?

  28. 38
    unclubbable says:

    Yeah its all his fault forcing the poor B***** to take all that money. Like locking alcoholics up in a pub and blaming them for having a drink

  29. 40
    no longer anonymous says:

    BBc confirms it too.

    The ghastly oik has finally gone.

    • 72
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      If it’s on the Beeb, it can’t be true.

    • 73
      EricJ says:

      Don’t count your chickens.
      He’s probably been sorting out his early retirement package with advice from Sir Fred Goodwin.
      If we had an English Parliament, could we deport him as an undesirable Scots alien?

    • 402
      Judge Jeffries says:

      Take him down!

  30. 42
    Sunonmars says:

    Now if he resigns immediately, then he must resign as mp also and a by election and Labour will lose it. Brown already been warned.

    • 142
      Vic Melons says:

      They’ll fiddle the ballot boxes like they did with the last one.

    • 179
      Anonymous says:

      He won’t resign immediately.
      His soul is black with troughing.
      The dignified man.

  31. 44
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking good riddance you Scottish bastard||||||||||||

  32. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Now watch the devious MPs (the majority) say draw a line in the sand and start again with a clean slate. In other words get off Scot free with their fraudulent expenses claims.

    • 65
      Hadrian's Wall Appreciation Society says:

      “Scot” free – now that would be a dream for us englanders!

      • 121
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        I don’t think that’s going to work. Joe Public is taking an interest in politics for the first time in 20 years. They’re not going to lose interest until the Troika is empty.

      • 186
        REBUILD HADRIANS WALL says:

        You Engerlanders have been saved from the fire of poverty by asset stripping Scotland. You can keep the BRITNATZ scum like Martin and his Westminster clan. They are just spineless greedy bastards and wil fit in perfectly down there.

        In the meantime we will get on with taking Scotland out of the UK, and then you will have to find some other nation to blame for your poverty of moral fiber and wealth.

      • 338
        Build Hadrians Wall Higher says:

        Then we can keep you ginger headed fuckwits away..thanks.

      • 484
        34 not out! says:

        can i man hadrians wall with a garrison of redcoats to keep the wankers out

    • 99
      Dr Nuts says:

      Or more the case, get off free with a Scottish Scapegoat.

      It’s not going to be that easy. Here in Luton South the water is hot to touch! Local anger is so great that we’ve got the Esther Rantzen wanting to boost her flagging career – from requiring her to participate in Strictly Come Dancing (2004) and I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! (2008), this would be the sequel; I’m a Celebrity…Vote Me Into Parliament! (2010)

      I’m putting my candidacy forward for independent MP – and I’ll take ‘em all on, celebrity and sleazy!

  33. 48
    cynic says:

    Another head on the pike Guido!

  34. 49
    DISSOLVE PARLIAMENT NOW NOW NOW NOW says:

    AND NOW DISSOLVE PARLIAMENT

  35. 52
    Vote Vote Vote for Jacqui says:

    Make him pay back every penny that he and his old lady sucked out of the system.Show no mercy. Persue him until he cannot take breath.

    • 138
      To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

      If you do that, they will all have to cough up. Which will occur just after the Red Arrows mounts go weee weee weee all the way home.

  36. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Of all the Hoons in all the world Mr Speaker takes the biscuit. ( Apart from Gordon of course)

    • 143
      Dr Nuts says:

      No, Martin takes the biscuit charges it to expenses…
      Brown takes the biscuit and charges the pack to expenses!

  37. 54
    Taxfodder says:

    Martin, always a sideshow to the process of locking up the crooks in Parliment.

    Still a lot of huffing and puffing from MP’s…get on with it! The UK taxpayer is waiting. (nor have they forgotten GrannyGate Spelman and those that supported her)! No Taxpounds back from that episode yet!

    Not at all impressed lots of noise little real action.

    • 132
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Actually, old boy, it was Nannygate, and LaSpelman’s name has been mud with the Tory faithful ever since.

    • 140
      Anonymous says:

      Martin’s not a sideshow – he’s a perfect (and formerly powerful) example of the Labour establishment. If he’s gone, none of the Labour Mafia can feel safe.

      His whole family have been at the trough for years, it’s not been any secret in the West of Scotland. But nobody would dare challenge them because they were thought to be untouchable.

      There will be a lot of Scottish MPs (not to mention councillors) quaking in their boots now. Especially the ones who handed over six-figure sums to take over safe seats at the time of the boundary changes.

    • 200
      Taxfodder says:

      Ooops, wll at least I got the gender right, nanny granny all the same to me.

      Martin, a sideshow in effect to sacking grasping MP’s.

      Welcome all the same!

  38. 58
    Shrinking sack of shite says:

    My sack of shite just shrunk

  39. 60
    Anonymous says:

    How times have changed. I found myself tuning into sky to get the factual lowdown rather than the BBC.

    • 105
      Anonymous says:

      Sad isn’t it

    • 248
      Abolish the Licence Fee says:

      BBC “news” is a f*cking joke and has been for years. Sure, if you want to find out all about Peter and Jordan or Richard and bloody Judy, then the Beebs the very channel. However, those of us who don’t give a SH1T about these non-entity ‘celebrities’ have to search for REAL news elswhere (even though we’re still obliged to fork out for a f*cking useless broadcaster we can’t bear to watch).

    • 249
      Anonymous says:

      Yes, my morning news is now from SKY. I despise adverts but I also like to actually know what is going on.

  40. 61
    Jack says:

    ‘Nick Clegg claims a mighty scalp’

    Nick who? He’ll not be the next Pm, he can say what he likes. This came from clever backbench work, Clegg jumped on later.

    • 76
      Anonymous says:

      Yes well done Nick Clegg. May a cloud of shame descend upon Cameron and his crooked cabal.

    • 81

      Agree with this – backbenchers started the whole process, not Cleggover. Let’s hope MPs don’t waste this opportunity to get a good honest parliamentarian installed as new Speaker – and then the real work can begin. Richard Shepherd anyone?

      • 198
        Geordie Girl says:

        Richard Shepherd is the man for me – but I will be amazed if he gets the post. As for acknowledging who is the most instrumental in bringing this about – there is only one name in the frame – Douglas Carswell.

      • 240
        freddie flintoff says:

        bill cash or kate hoey

      • 292

        Hey there Geordie Girl ;) David Winnick (Lab) seems to be a decent chap as well – better than the touted Frank Field who never seems to put his money where his mouth is.

      • 339
        Pissed off voter says:

        ‘a good honest parliamentarian’

        that certainly narrows down the potential candidates.

      • 407
        Nick Brown's Gusset says:

        Michael Martin for me, very experienced operator, knows the piano-wire!

  41. 62
    Nettle up yer Kilt says:

    Great, but this is not enough, he must not be the scapegoat.

    The whole lot needs clearing root and branch, the systems, secret practices and arcane procedures of MPs and the House need the spotlight on them.

    This should be an almighty wake up call.

  42. 67
    george says:

    Guido has got to be right about this – there is no honour in this resignation and he should not receive an honour.

    That’s the first step – now to purge the House of every MP that took our money and spent it on themselves.

  43. 67
    russ says:

    None of them should be allowed to have a seat in the house of lords, the whole rotten lot should be kicked out without a pension, they can live of what they have stolen over the years. sod ‘em all.
    and reduce the numbers of Mp’s by pissing off all the jocks, they have their own parliament do they not? why should we suffer the thick porridge wogs down here?

    • 359

      The finances of all politicians should be audited before and after office to ensure that they have not profited from the public purse. Enhanced interrogation methods should be applied.

  44. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck me this is better than an orgasm!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. 75
    Johnny says says:

    That the Squeaker is said to be resigning *only* after having lost the trust of Gordon Brown, shows how blinkered and partisan The Squeaker had become.

    The question then is, what has he been given to convince him to leave? A goot kicking hopefully but no doubt it’s going to be a title and a big payoff.

    Who is this Stuart Bell creature that seems to so thoroughly enjoy defending the expenses and the Squeaker?

    • 92
      Lizzie says:

      Brown needed someone to fall on their sword, but if Brown thinks that this is the end he is sadly mistaken, it is just the beginning of the end for Brown and his government.

    • 109

      A Sad alleged Christian is our Stuart and not a very nice person at all.

      • 215
        Geordie Girl says:

        Blimey – I’ve got more Christian values and ethics than that tosser and I’m an atheist.

      • 275
        EricJ says:

        We need a list of all MPs showing their religious and national affiliations.
        How many members of the government are
        (a) Catholics,
        (b) Scots, or
        (c) Both?

      • 424
        Augeas says:

        Yes GG there are a lot like him. I knew a bunch of people in the City that used to go to prayer meetings on Tuesdays and then go back to work and lie, cheat and conspire. We called them CFJ = crooks for Jesus.

    • 360

      He’s another piece of filth who should be cleaned from the system.

  46. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Without Gorbals to protect him at PMQs McMental will lose it in public, then it’s bye bye Brown.

    • 192
      Anonymous says:

      Lets hope the new Speaker will get him to answer a question instead of a string of trac stats.

    • 315
      Twizzle says:

      That’s why he won’t be going any time soon. You know it, Brown knows it.

      It is, after all, why he was made speaker in the first place.

    • 362
      Babar was a very poorly baby Elephant says:

      Give it to Frank Field, MP.
      He has a couple of scores to settle with McMental and NuLabour can’t complain at a 3rd Labour Speaker in a row.
      Scrumptious.

  47. 80
    Engineer says:

    If this is true (count no chickens…) his resignation speech will be interesting. For what will he take responsibility? He could do much to repair the political damage the House of Commons has sustained if he carries the can for the long-term inertia of his expenses reform committee. He could make it worse if he doesn’t.

  48. 83
    It doesn't add up... says:

    Pawn sacrifice…

    Knights rooked us all

    Queen says: still cheque mate

  49. 86
    Anonymous says:

    guido out of interest i thought you might like to know that where gorbals mick comes from is named after the bells that lepers used to wear because the gorbals was a leper colony (gore bells). Martin is now a political leper for whom the bell has tolled.

  50. 87
    weybridgeman says:

    Let’s have a by-election…..No scrub that – just go the whole hog and have a General Election. NOW

  51. 88
    unclubbable says:

    When is someone going to state the obvious. Our Democracy stinks. Who protects us from our MP’s not the speaker, not the Queen not the courts. We are stuffed left right and centre.

    • 117

      You can find out why here: O Rose, thou art sick It’s all down to Statutory Instruments and Orders in Council.

    • 144
      Anonymous says:

      It is just history repeating itself. It is the human condition. There have always been people at the top and people at the bottom. And just for fun since the beginning of the early modern era we have had the middle classes who envy those above and show disdain for those below.

      This is why socialism is a sham. Leaders (good or bad) rise. People put their own interests first. This is why the monkeys came down from the trees.

      Leaders are necessary. Some has to make the primary movement. The yay or the nay. Consensus only works up to a point………

  52. 90
    To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

    Now they have to find a more plausible, immoral cretin who will allow them to steal our money whilst pretending that they are beyond reproach.

    All politicians, please be aware that henceforth I will be treating you with the utter contempt that you have shown for the people. Do not go into pubs or shops or any public place without heavy disguises. You have brought disgrace on yourselves, on Parliament and upon this nation.

    I think we should seal up the Palace of Theftminster and see if we can get along without the help of a gang of lying, thieving scumbags. Things can only get better!

    And impeach Blair on charges of treason!

  53. 95
    Speaker Michael Martin says:

    Fuck off you bloggers. I’m not leaving office until I’ve shredded all my wife’s expense claims.

    • 120
      Anonymous says:

      Do they have industrial sized shredders at Westminster? Silly of course they do.

    • 139
      peter carter-fuck says:

      Fuggin hell, does this mean no more taxi trips to Harrods for Lady Gorbals? Poor old Mick will never get another blow job. Bastard will have to pay for them with his own money in future. Hang on, he doesn’t have any of his own money, it was all scammed off the taxpayer. Where’s the phone number for the Assets Recovery Agency?

    • 173
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Already shredded along with Blair’s, it is rumoured.

  54. 98
    StoneWaller says:

    Bulls-Eye!

  55. 101

    At about 4 p.m. and not before time. Take the hint Brown and join him. Parliament should go. Election time looms.

    Parliament should also go and give us the chance to look to start afresh.

    I suppose Clegg comes out of this with some dignity.

    Labour is scrabbling in the trough of greed and corruption.

    • 366

      Thereshould be a body to monitor the conduct and finances and standards of political parties and their candidates, to prevent the repetition of the corruption that has bedevilled them, and which has not yet been cleared.

  56. 102
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if Gordon talks in his sleep?

    M M M M Mi Mis Mister speaker.

  57. 107
    Sunonmars says:

    Brown wouldnt have the balls to get rid of him, i suspect he felt betrayed by Brown and his scottish pals and decided to go himself, question is how poisonous will the speech be?

    Will he go quietly, I am thinking not.

  58. 108
    Julian says:

    Any chance that the taxpayer will NOT have to pay for Gorbals Mick’s housemoving back to Glasgow? I doubt it.

  59. 113
    Anonymous says:

    NuLabour has always held Parliament in contempt. That is why Martin got the job. It didn’t matter that he wasn’t up to the job he ticked all the necessary boxes: right nationality, right background, right religion, right level of intelligence, right grasping attitude.

    One of things that all gets over looked IMHO is how much Labour relied on Lords to fill government posts. Purely political appointees no need for ministers to be democratically elected.

    It is to be hoped that after all this mess the British take more interest in politics and return to their roots.

    Remember Martin has been sacrificed to keep Gordon in power.

    • 168
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Respect!!

    • 229
      Anonymous says:

      Couldn’t agree more. and many of those lords were of course, Labour donors. It’s disgusting how they’ve been able to give completely undeserving arseholes seats in the HoL and then used that to shoe them in to cabinet. No unnecessary trifle of democracy to deal with then.

      They really are like the Stasi.

  60. 114
    RavingMad says:

    Agree entirely Guido

    There are those queing up to heap ‘praise’ on the poor excuse for a human being. I do not think he should be given anything except the full shame of his dealings.

    Still have doubts when this will happen though.

    Now need someone who can take charge of the little shits in parliament and sort out the constitution – because what we have is patently rubbish.

  61. 115
    Cato the uncensor says:

    Dave was right in the way he handled things.

    However it will be a travesty of justice if Martin is sent to the Lords. I think Holloway or Wormwood Scrubs is more appropriate.

    • 150
      peter carter-fuck says:

      Fuck that, send him to the Bar L.

    • 154
      To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

      We must not allow it. If they try, we must protest by marching. These bastards have to understand that it is the people who have the power.

    • 197
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Right.

      Dave must stay quietly focused.

      He may have his own problems with party troughers but a firm hand and quiet dignity will see him through.

      Let Broon rush off to YouTube and make a prick of himself; he is doomed anyway and just a dead man walking.

      Time to go Broon…wake up and smell the coffee!!!!

    • 317
      Feduptothebackteeth says:

      Listened to Dave on the way to work this morning.

      He understood his constitutional position and trod the fine line that was required well.

      Saw on Toenails’ blog a post about the day of the week being very pertinant. If he goes today then tomorrow will be for appointing a replacement so no PMQs this week nor next. Doubt if he will step down today, Thursday will be the earliest I would say.

  62. 118
    Jack says:

    Anonymouse – 11.10

    Ah the Nu-Lab troll on the block, you are pretty obvious my friend.

    I repeat the obvious, backbenchers started this, Cameron wisely played the politics well and avoided another one of McBust’s potential elephant traps.

  63. 119
    Lizzie says:

    The Queen is clearing her diary for the next few days.

  64. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Speaker’s statement on 504 Sky at 2.10pm.

    BBC saying he won’t go immediately but in the “near future”. As long as it’s not “at the next GE”

    • 135
      Sunonmars says:

      There will be uproar if he doesnt go immediately, has Brown told him that he’s calling a general election at the press conference at 5.30pm.

      • 148
        Anonymous says:

        BBC saying that leaders’ meeting will still go ahead and that speaker’s date of leaving will be tied in with that meeting somehow – suppose means a date will be set in meeting.

    • 151
      It doesn't add up... says:

      The Times thinks he’s going immediately:

      “He is expected to leave with immediate effect, rather than trying to stay on in the post until the next election.”

      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6318255.ece

      Do they have a source for that?

    • 196
      Abolish the Licence Fee says:

      Seriously, I can’t see how he can stay on another day, even, under the circumstances he should step down immediately.

  65. 125
    Oink! oink! says:

    The fat pigging slob will still get his 60k a year pension and a directorship on one of the Banks for services to the elite.

  66. 128
    GORDON BROWN IS RESIGNING says:

    GORDON BROWN IS RESIGNING AT HIS NEWS CONFERENCE AT 5.30PM

    • 162
      It doesn't add up... says:

      Good Queen Bess says:

      I’ve been looking forward to hearing that myself. Promise he’ll ask me this afternoon?

    • 166
      peter carter-fuck says:

      More likely declaring a state of emergency and implementation of the Civil Contingencies Act.

    • 183
      Gordon's speech-doctor says:

      It’s the right thing to do.

    • 215
      To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

      Evidence? Source?

  67. 129
    It started in Scotland says:

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    • 329
      Moley says:

      Well it looks Ok, but I don’t think there are enough stops for food in there.

  68. 134
    bergen says:

    What a pillock!

    If he’d announced yesterday that he was standing down at the next election then I really think Cameron would have let him off.But the Nulab Scottish Mafia decided that they weren’t having it and messed up yet again.

    Does this mean a by-election-Glenrothoes revisited?Keep your eyes on the marked register.

  69. 135
    Bardirect says:

    Don’t let another Huhne (majority c568) in as Speaker

    • 172
      Dr Samuel Johnson (deceased) says:

      Chris Hoon, of course! What hasn’t this occurred to me before?

      “Huhne” is the next step in the meme. “You’re a complete huhne”, “Gordon is a huhne”, etc., etc. The “uh” in the word makes it somehow filthier, more redolent of a sweaty humping, than a mere “hoon”.

  70. 141
    just checking says:

    Someone on promoting John Bercow as speaker.
    Is Bercow a milly-molly-mandy?
    Is he a trougher?

  71. 147
    Sunonmars says:

    Do we smell an election?

    Speaker says “he’ll go in the near future”, Brown meeting with the NEC today and then Brown to hold press conference at 5.30pm. Has Brown decided enough is enough and it’s all over.

    • 155
      Margy says:

      We can but hope and pray!

      And then Dave has to deselect any troughers in his party to give people reason to vote for him

    • 209
      Wolfie - Smurf says:

      I reckon that the Cabinet meeting discussed the way forward. The pressure is too great. They see their time is up.

      It is now about damage limitation.

      NEC to put measures in place to ‘clean up’ candidates.

      McBroon to announce he is to see the Queen tomorrow before he then comes to PMQ’s where he will announce that there will be a prolonged lead in period, first to allow the clean up period and then a General Election, probably in July.

      I now want to see MP’s to have real power over the executive. I want to see an offence of lying or withholding information from an MP to be imprisonable. I want to see that when you ask your MP to investigate some crap that the executive are handing out to you, they can give you a substantive answer, not spout off the excuses you have heard already.

      Power to the people

      Wolfie – Smurf

      • 258
        Blooper says:

        I want to see an offence of lying or withholding information from an MP to be imprisonable

        That’s taking things a bit far….as with estate agents, lying is in their DNA/part of the job description

      • 376

        Ministers who proposed unsuccessful policies, and MP’s who voted for them should be fined and beaten, or even executed. We need a supervisory body to arrange this; how about a reformed House of Lords?

    • 369
      Hattiphito says:

      We also have small erection in Japan

    • 385
      RavingMad says:

      No

      Brown has his monthly press conference later.

      He is also going to try and impress us all by telling of his plans to stop labour party wonks having their cake as he has. More dribble and drivel from the sainted one!

  72. 149
    who dunit says:

    Nah, I dont think it is as straight forward as the words ” resign today” would have us believe.
    Manuvouring is the game in play.
    Resign at his convience is not resigning today.

  73. 152
    A firm pair of breasts says:

    I still waiting for all the dirt of Balls to see the light of day.

  74. 153
    An anthropologist says:

    This is what happens when one of the lower orders gets above himself. Molluscan IQ, no breeding, no education, no presence. Serves him right.

    • 177
      Abolish the Licence Fee says:

      Exactly. Got above himself, the wanker.

    • 210
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Crap. Nothing to do with class. He is not a martyr for anybody or anything apart from his own incompetence.

    • 378

      He has served himself right royally, at our expense, and should be executed along with the filth who supported him.

  75. 156
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps the speaker needs to be somebody other than MP. Without wishing to compromise the separation of powers perhaps a senior judge should hold the post?

    • 260
      To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

      Disagree. The Speaker must have the credibility of having been elected like the other members. However, a new rule that it must be an independent MP without party affiliation (or history) might answer.

    • 380

      Why make such a fuss about the Speaker, apart from the amazing perks? Why should it be a lifetime job? There must be lots of MP’s who could chair a meeting. Why should it be the same person all the time? Let there be a rotation, or first to arrive takes the chair, or if a permanent figure is wanted let it be the Clerk or some non-political rules lawyer.

  76. 158
    lololo says:

    He’s not gone until you see a furniture van moving his belongings out and him on a bus back to Glasgow until then,well I can wait.

    • 266
      Chauffeur driven time bomb says:

      He does not do buses – only chauffeur driven cars for this tosser.

  77. 159
    Anonymous says:

    How many more kilt wearing casualties will there be?

    • 387
      RavingMad says:

      hopefully loads – don’t ya just get sick of hearing Scottish voices everywhere – say that as 25% Scot myself!

    • 460
      salty balls says:

      well theres one blank broon and the haggis waffeler darling

  78. 165
    Salomi says:

    Hooray should save taxpayers something on his £1.4 million pension pot. Now Mr Duncan how about it ,if you value your Reputation and Integrity so highly “Fall on your Sword ” you know it makes sense.Go on ALAN do it .
    Mr .Cameron favours deselection of troughers

  79. 167
    Abolish the Licence Fee says:

    This useless, fat Hoon should never have been given the job in the first place. That furore of condemnation surrounding his appointment all those years ago should have signified all was not well even then, wouldn’t you have thought? This is what happens when the people’s wishes are ignored.

  80. 170
    bandersnatch says:

    Woke up this morning after dreaming of watching them all: the Speaker, and a mixed crowd of MPs rushing maniacally round a warehouse cramming STUFF into trolley… from widescreen teles and ‘home cinemas’ to mole-traps and bath plugs… and I thought it isn’t ‘expenses gate’ or ‘the troughalypse’ it is:

    ARGOSGATE… or even ARGOSMAGEDDON

    • 201
      Torytrougher says:

      An Argos chandelier? How common.

      • 345
        bandersnatch says:

        Exactly… whatever it is, its all STUFF… and amazingly naff to do it…
        (Where naff means disgustingly, avariciously, grabbingly cringeworthy.)

    • 205
      lololo says:

      Surely that should be John-Lewisgate,MP’s mixing with the unwashed in Argos you must have been dreaming

      • 350
        bandersnatch says:

        Nah… No matter… Its still the same stuff-worship… I could have put Kays Catalogue… Fill your second home up with it quick or you will lose this year’s readies. Its a new cargo cult… Bigfellah Fees Office he bring MP-annual-Entitlement goods.

  81. 174
    Scorched Earth says:

    The runners and riders are now lining up.

    WHO will replace him ?

    Vince Cable ? Frank Field ? Norman Baker ? Ming Campbell ?

    And what of the Tories ?

    There must be a good few names for people to shove out there ?

    Let the rampant speculation begin!

  82. 174
    Sunonmars says:

    Maybe the NEC meeting will be the backbreaker, Labour grass roots may have told Brown to call an election immediately or they will sack him.

    This may be the last stand from both of them.

  83. 180
    Alfie says:

    Good riddance to such awful rubbish. (But no doubt he will have a sizable wad in his back pocket to ease the pain)….

  84. 184
    It started in Scotland says:

    The new Speaker will be none other that Gordon Brown – only a joke, but i imagine the thought has gone through his Jock head

    • 213
      REBUILD HADRIANS WALL says:

      No the new speaker will have to be a fat Matron type to keep order in that house. The little ENGERLANDERS do like a jolly good whipping, it’s the only way they can get it up.

      Ooh Matron!

      • 434
        Lord Foulkes nose has tattie scab. says:

        Aye ye were richt laddie, they’ve started to wet themselves about Anne Widdlecome. By God she will keep the bed wetters and masturbators in order, there will need to be flunkies on hand with mops and buckets to wipe up the jism when she shouts ” Order order,” what a spectacle that will be. Ooh Matron indeed.

        You wee Engerlanders are so fucking predictable. No wonder you could never defeat the Scots, you were to busy wanking.

        We Scots have infiltrated your most hallowed turf in Westminster and shat all over it, your Parliament is the laughing stock of the world. Now fuck of and let the French and the Romans hump you again.

  85. 187
    pp says:

    Has anyone checked his ‘retirement’ package…

  86. 190
    Dr Feelgood says:

    Hang on a minute, lads…

    How has this story been leaked/released?

    Has it come from No. 10, rather than the Speaker’s office?

    Does Martin know that he is being resigned?

  87. 191
    righty right wing (mrs) says:

    Pointless distraction & sideshow.

    More bread & circuses to keep the masses appeased.

    It is not enough.

    Dissolve Parliament.

    Call a General Election with the troughers from all party’s excluded.

  88. 194
    McLovin says:

    Can I be speaker? I need the work.

    come to think of it if anyone else needs a bar man or a aerospace & defence analyst I’m always available (Grace and Favour flat is not required)

    • 208
      Anonymous says:

      Can you talk ?
      Or read ?
      Yes ?
      “Sorry – we are pleased to tell you after carefull consideration there are candidates far less qualified than yourself……”

      • 428
        Billy goat gruff says:

        What about Master Baiter or Thick as Thieves? They tick all the boxes.

  89. 202
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    The creep must not be given a peerage or a pay-off. Let him whatever pension he’s entitled to as an MP – we’re not vindictive. Oh, and that’s only to be paid after he’s completed his jail sentence.

    • 382

      He should be charged for his food and accommodation if he is sent to jail, as well as for the costs of putting him there. Anything he can’t pay should be charged to Brown and then to the Labour party.

  90. 211
    Lord Martin of Glasgae says:

    Guido says:

    “He presided over a period which saw parliament develop a culture of corruption”.

    This is total bollocks!

    MPs have been fiddling expenses on a far greater and much less transparent scale since the 1980s.

    It’s just they’ve been caught on under his watch, primarily as a result of the Labour party’s opening up of Government and Parliament with their FoI legislation.

    Previously it was mentioned by journalists, and the old timers will know all about this, but obviously there was never any hard evidence other than the anecdotal.

    Expenses were always considered as a top-up to salary and everyone accepted this. That’s why the claims look so reckless when opened up to public scrutiny. No one thought they ever would be.

    • 319
      Alex Salmond's oatcake taster says:

      On a side note, only pigshit thick Ingerlish Hoons call it Glasgae. Just so’s you know, that makes you a pigshit thick Ingerlish Hoon, you pigshit thick Ingerlish Hoon. And by the way, you pigshit thick Ingerlish Hoons, if you think about sending back that pigshit thick Scots Hoon we’re not having him back without plunging you further into ruination.

    • 340
      Frank says:

      Just another smoke-screen

      • 349
        Blàr Allt a' Bhonnaich says:

        It was certainly in smoke-filled rooms, far from public view.

        Expenses as additional salary has been known about for years, and despite the claims of these Tory reformers, it has been the Labour party which has shone light into those dark corners of government and parliament.

  91. 212
    Gordon F Brown says:

    Can I stay now?

  92. 218
    W Churchill says:

    It is not the beginning of the end. but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. …

  93. 220
    Whiffler says:

    Haven’t read much about the earlier-than-usual (rushed) destruction of claims for the 2001-5 parliament that happened before the final judicial decision.

    What was hidden there – did anyone hang onto copies – who voted for it – are HMRC going back far enough on these cutpurses and ne’erdowells?

  94. 224
    Sir William Waad says:

    The Tory thieves have so much more style than the Labour thieves. They are like David Niven or Roger Moore in white tie and opera cloak, climbing over the rooftops on a quest for the Star of Westminster diamond. The Labour thieves are just Ray Winstone with a kneecapping-stick. Anyway, good riddance to the old buffoon.

  95. 226
    The Grim Reaper says:

    Will Speaker Martin now enjoy a six week Ugly Rumours Farewell Tour like his nasty mentor, the Smirking Chancer – Mr T Blair, President Elect of the EUSSR?

    I keep saying it and I will keep on saying it. Get to the core truth of Blair and what has transpired recently will seem like a teddy bears picnic.

    Investigative journalists, Guido, Dale, Martin etc……there is much to be uncovered in the tainted life of the Smirking Chancer. He may have slipped away to fill his boots before the shit hit but lurking in his past there are some untold stories that will finally consign the ZanuLabour-Nude Labour project and it’s destruction of our way of life – to the dustbin of history.

    We must prevent the Smirking Chancer from ever holding office again. He is the architect of the collapse of meaningful democracy and the instigator of a specious authoritarianism that chills the bones.

    Attack dogs, go get him.

    • 227
      Dan Dare says:

      Spot on Reaper, as usual

    • 230
      The Messenger of Political Suicide says:

      If Tony and Cherie ever become King & Queen of Europe – we are all done for

    • 233
      Who shredded Blair's receipts says:

      A small start.

      Investigate the shredding of his expenses receipts. Blair’s wife saw the danger of these incriminating illustrations of troughing and told him to do the necessary a la MacCartney except in this case to destroy the evidence.

      Come on Sunday Times here is your chance to wrest the initiative from Telegraph.

    • 245
      Attack Dog says:

      Where to begin……?

      • 277
        To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

        It seems to me that the new Parliament should commission a full enquiry – not by some old fart establishment addicted judge – to investigate evrything that was done by government since the early 90s. Perhaps the Met should be funded to do it?

    • 272
      Farmer Palmer says:

      Just send Tony and Big Gob to my pastures. I’ll sort them. Get orf my land!

    • 299
      Human Rights Lawyer, Palazzo, Tuscany says:

      That’ll be £1 million squid please

    • 431
      Granma Wuffles says:

      Get to the core truth of the smirking chancer? Reaper, I would die happy.

  96. 228
    Sunonmars says:

    The Speaker will stand down before the summer recess….hmm ok i think we know now when the GE is, its coming over the summer.

  97. 231
    Criminal lawyer says:

    I am as horrified as most people about this wave of filth

    But I believe that the legal situation is now becoming clearer.

    I believe that the Legislation against ORGANISED CRIME shoulde now be used against what is obivously an oreganisation (The Labour Party) which crilminally conspired to steal, embezzle and fraud (and probably threaten as well). This is the behaviour of organised criminal groups such as gangs and the Italian and Russian Mafias.

    It is not very difficult to see how the Labour Party works :

    You have the different levels of organisation :

    The Boss in Downing Street surrounded by enforcers and criminal smearers
    We all know who they are/were

    Then you have the Labour Party Whips Office. They call themselves “Enforcers” which is a term used by the Mafia. We now know they were frading the taxpayer of millions.

    Ordinary Labour MPs – known in Mafia manguage as “soldiers” Wz now know what they were doing.

    AND YOU THINK THEY WERE ACTING INDIVIDUALLY WITHOUT CONSPIRING TOGETHER.

    Conspiracy is the other element that has to be proved to establish that AN ORGANISED CRIMINAL GROUP IS OPERATING. And the intent to defradu (and more) is already established, BECAUSE HUNDREDS OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE DEFRAUDED THE TAXPAYER.(like the Italian Mafia does every day with public works contracts etc) (And we do not yet know how many British Government contracts have been awarded illegally – so far – but there are grounds that the “Public Relations” firms under New Labour have been “organising” contracts, favours etc FOR CASH.

    So there we have it. Clear evidence of the LABOUR PARTY BREACHING THE ORGANISED CRIME ACTS.

    This is all very sad and very nasty.

    There is the cle as they call themselves

    • 307
      To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

      If you want to get a campaign going CL – I will send you as big a cheque as I can afford. It is not that they are Labour, or their policies, it is that I think they are evil criminals and should go to prison – especially Blair. The day he is convicted will see me very happily pissed as a cricket dancing in the streets sans culotte!

    • 386

      All the PFI crooks and bankers and consultants and defence suppliers and others who got favouirable contracts should also be investigated.

  98. 232
    subrosa says:

    Just Martin going won’t make much difference. Have a read of Richard’s post at EU Referendum who points out the real decay.

    http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/2009/05/institutional-decay.html

  99. 236
    Anonymous says:

    Hopefully we can turn our attention to the little shit

  100. 238
    labour member n proud says:

    wot r u lot talkin about

    r u happy now that this workin class bloke has bin kicked out

    that’s what its all about innit you just want one of your eton boys in the speakers chair

    u lot r ridiculous

    the mp i work for said u lot wud never be satisfied

    how about we get an ethnic minority speaker for once, to represent the country more equally

    u’d hate that wouldn’t u

    • 258
      Engineer says:

      We’ve got an ethnic minority speaker at the moment. Look where it’s got us.

      • 291
        To my shame, I once voted Labour. says:

        With a speech impediment and learning difficulties. His is a wonderful example of the positive outcomes of diversity awareness and policy.

        If I had my way, he would not have a leg to stand on either. Then he could spend his retirement just bumming around.

    • 279
      Anonymous says:

      Learn to write and f**k off

    • 282
      Anonymous says:

      Preferably a gay ethnic speaker with a disability, a woman of course.

    • 312
      John Prescott's mock Tudor beam says:

      Bored because your copy of Viz not arrived on time? Or perhaps you’ve run out of friends to send txt msg’s to?

    • 344
      Frank says:

      Not if she was pretty and with big tits

    • 347
      Frank says:

      Not if she’s got big tits

    • 449
      Anonymous says:

      Idiot troll.

  101. 239
    Vic Melons says:

    Martin to step down “in weeks”

    Martin will announce that he will step down at the next election.
    Brown will announce a general election at 5.30 this afternoon.

    • 247
      Sunonmars says:

      exactly my thoughts, its all positioning, therefore Martin gets his payoff, if he continues until the GE.

    • 271
      Anonymous says:

      The way the public finances are going and the mythical growth projections from
      the chanceller there will have to be a devastating emergency budget soon which
      will kill the party in power.

      An election in July makes sence to save Labout from beng destroyed as the polls.

      • 337
        Feduptothebackteeth says:

        i don’t think they do elections in July.

        May, June, October and November are the usual times.

        We have missed the first two. Thursday 1/10/09 anyone?

  102. 241
    Anonymous says:

    TOTAL PIGSWILL BILL 2 TRILLION POUNDS – THAT IS 2 TRILLION

    NOW FORCE AN ELECTION GUIDO – THE BASTARDS ARE OUT OF TIME

  103. 242
    Ian Austin MP Asst Whip Broonnosearselickerinshit says:

    I wish to offer my wholehearted undying support to Mucky Mick as Speaker of the House. I urge him not to resign.

    I amextremely available to serve as Speaker, if there is a vacancy.

    May I remind Guido to be a good Ukipper and not piss on my chances of landing this sin-nycure , and I will call off Farter Fuck.

  104. 244
    Frank says:

    HOW TO PROSECUTE YOUR MP………………………….
    Any Voter can make an OFFICIAL complaint against an MP at the local Police Station The Police are OBLIGED to act on this and you will be issued with a Crime Report Number.
    Any MP can be charged under the ‘2006 FRAUD ACT’ sections 2,3.& 4.
    2) Alternately, any Voter can take out a Private Prosecution against any MP on similar grounds.
    If you are unemployed,a pensioner, or on a low income, apply for Free Legal Aid.
    There shouldn’t be any problem.

  105. 250
    Anonymous says:

    MPs speak with forked tongues.

    To a last man they say Michael Martin is a good man.

    Lying C U N T S the lot of them.

  106. 253

    Could Brown be next?

  107. 254
    Lexander says:

    Everybody in this country has been “fiddling” since expenses were first “invented”. Parliament and all its hangers on have done it for ever. Journalists are the best – but probably past their peak. I certainly managed to pull in a few thousand when I was in the business – still get the odd bob or two. The truth of it all is that this country is paying TOO MUCH for most senior jobs – particularly in the finance racket. Now watch Martin toddle off to the Lords and fiddle some more with a golden kick up the arse.

  108. 255
    The Papal Bull says:

    Didn’t the little creep cynically become a Catholic to win the support of Catholic countries in Europe in his bid to become Monarch of Europe. Then he could modernise Catholicism into his own image.

  109. 257
    Ant 'n' Dec says:

    Welcome to “Britain’s Getting a New Speaker” and on tonight’s show we’ve got a LibDem MP from Winchester who likes to…

    • 274
      Anonymous says:

      Nooooooooooo not Ant n Dec, It’s gotta b Andrew Lloyd Webber and his Order Order song.

  110. 261
    Boris says:

    Did not Speaker Martin conspire for many years with the Managers of the Fees Office who reported to him to defraud the taxpayer ?

    These are grounds alone (and God knows how much else there is to charge him with) for charging him and the Managers of the Fees Office with theft, fraud and embezzlement.

    This is serious stuff Guido…

  111. 263
    Anonymous says:

    Luton labour party standing by dry rot MP. Hopefully the voters will know what to do at election time

  112. 264
    Dr Feelgood says:

    Sir Stuart Bell was ’surprised’ by the announcement (just now on BBC News).

    If Martin was considering resignation, why didn’t he mention it to his biggest cheerleader?

    Very, very curious…

    • 293
      M.T.BUCKET says:

      No sighn of toenails on bbc, or have I been lucky and missed him.

    • 316
      Anonymous says:

      Bell end seems to make a habit of calling it wrong. Including his apparent estimate of the extent of public anger.

    • 332
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Kevin Baron, another significant Martin supporter didn’t know beforehand either.

  113. 265
    A.F says:

    Dust your toolbox off Mick,and apply for JSA,”champion of the working man” my arse,the only thing he ever worked was his own corner.

  114. 270
    Anonymous says:

    Will the labour party ever de-select fat Nick Brown? I won’t hold my breath.

  115. 280
    Vic Melons says:

    The only way to get Martin to keep his gob shut over what he knows about GB and his lot is to let him carry on until the election and keep his golden pension pots. But Martin wants out now so has forced GB into an election he didn’t want.

    Both pathetic individuals.

  116. 283
    Languid Libertarian says:

    Those dozy MPs think that if they sacrifice the trougher-in-chief that we’ll let em off the hook.

    Here’s hoping that doesn’t work and this is only the beginning! Pass me another barrel of gunpowder Guido!

  117. 288
    Anonymous says:

    I bet Nick Browne is breathing a sigh of relief…The press are now concentrating on Mr speaker instead of the corrupt enforcer.

  118. 290
    gildedtumbril says:

    Hanging is too good for the fat greedy corrupt bastard.
    A pox on him and all his ilk.

  119. 294
    Anonymous says:

    No reward for failure !

  120. 296

    [...] Speaker to resign this afternoon Guido Fawkes [...]

  121. 298
    RPC says:

    So who would the electorate like to see as the next Speaker?

    I’d like to see Ann Widdecombe in the chair. She’s a real battle-axe and would scare those wimpy MPs into behaving decently. Moreover she is not implicated in the expenses scandal – she is one of the lowest claimers in the House.

  122. 300
    Anonymous says:

    I bet Tony Blair is pi$$ing himself.

    “Cherie my darling bunnikins, I feel you may have a nice little money spinner coming up. Mr Martin has been unfairly dismissed and his human rights have been infringed”

    Cue mirror shattering smile from said munter.

    “Oh Tony, we can add my fees to our £16 million property portfolio!. I always knew you were more than just a love machine, a money machine to boot”

    Must be like the B’stard household lol

  123. 301
    Slanty Gob says:

    Could someone please hit me a good slap on the gob and even up my mouth.

    I’m a big cheese in media now, happened suddenly, and I don’t want to look this stupid all the time.

    Help with the scary stary eyes and pompous prat phrasing welcome too.

  124. 303
    Porky Pies MP says:

    Lord Martin of Greedy Gorbals?

  125. 306
    Chris says:

    He is a greedy little shameless bastard who wants his compensation payment and his job in the Lords. Storm the building if we must and drag him out by his chubby little ankles. He is a complete and utter twat of a man and all those conniving to excuse him do themselves no favours with the electorate. He is not the only immediate disgrace but he is the most visible. His whinning little mutterings and verbal dyslexia are beyond belief.

  126. 308
    John Bercow says:

    Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse; now they talking about me as Speaker.

    You better be nice to me now you sneering Tory gits, else you’ll be bobbing up and down on your seats for the next twenty years without ever opening your gobs!

  127. 310
    Anonymous says:

    Given the extent of the scandal and some of the legal implications, all of the traditional entitlements should be immediately suspended.

    No peerages, no payoffs etc. until this is sorted out.

    The HoL is just another trough which is even less scrutinised.

    • 332
      Anonymous says:

      No idea what his payoff is, and I doubt we’ll ever know unless we submit an FOI request.

      ALL journos when interviewing should ask this and mention FOI, only that way will we know the truth.

      And any MP caught knowingly telling porkies should be disciplined for deceiving the public.

      Iraq war & all that stuff? It’s a f***ing disgrace.

  128. 311
    Unsworth says:

    What’s his payoff?

  129. 313
    Sunonmars says:

    Douglas Hogg to stand down at GE, Cameron clearing the decks.

    another one down.

  130. 314
    r supward says:

    you never know, Viscount Mick could be going to the Lords to help bring in reform there now his work`s done in the House of Troughers

    O/T sky are reporting that Hogg if retiring, presumably to spend more time with his moat?

  131. 320
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Why cant we deprive the Hoon of his pension?
    Then flog the puce face twat through the streets to be hung drawn and quatered along with all the others.

  132. 321
    M.T.BUCKET says:

    Can we trust this den of theives to elect a new speaker?

  133. 322
    Robin Hoodie says:

    Evil Fucker is about to get his 15 minutes of fame!

    Nasty, demented, superannuated, sleazebag.

    Hope he takes his bum chum with him?

  134. 326
    Scottyboy says:

    Would it be too much to ask to get a speaker who can string a few words (never mind sentences) together. No more illiterate scumbags from the scabby parts of Glasgow!

  135. 327

    Good riddance to the stupid, incompetent, corrupt, tribalist, arrogant, purple-nosed Glaswegian shithead. Word is that he’s a right nasty piece of work and might stitch-up McMental in revenge for this humiliation.

    He typifies everything that’s brought this country to its knees over the last twelve years.

    This is a great day for democracy. It would be better if the disgusting old turd were tarred and feathered and run out of town on a hurdle, but you can’t have everything.

  136. 330
    Moley says:

    In the interests of political correctness the new speaker has to be a black, female, one legged lesbian with no Christian beliefs.

    Harridan Harman will adjust the voting papers to ensure that there is no discrimination against minorities.

  137. 342
    Trough Mixture says:

    Sky say his constituency activists have been told to prepare for a summer by-election. In their position I’d treat it as a GE because the throttle is stuck open on this oil tanker….

  138. 348
    Thats News says:

    So is it time for Brown to be impeached, too?

    He shouldn’t have the luxury of resignation! And nor should Brown.

    • 370
      Tommy MacApollodgjee says:

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  139. 356
    Paid off to not speak says:

    What was he offered as a pay off to get rid of him?

    • 372
      London Cabbie says:

      Well he’ll get the £60k when he stands down as an MP. That’s the £60k that he insisted all MPs should still get even is they retire or choose not to stand again. I’m seeking a ruling from the Court of Public Opinion on whether this represents a reward for failure, but the Clerk to the Court, a Ms Harman, appears to be unavailable for comment.

      Sorces say that the court’s doctrine of No Reward for Failure is about to be changed to No Reward for Failure (Except for Us).

  140. 358
    VotR says:

    V for Victory! Thanks god he’s gone.

    Now hopefully the police will be put to some proper use and will get involved by handing out some real justice to the MPs that abused the expenses system with their greedy snouts, while so many are going without (almost 13,000 home repossessions in the last three months while those homeless people were paying for MPs mortgages and plasma TV’s. How tragically ironic). I hope justice will truly be done soon.

  141. 361
    Anonymous says:

    If only the Nuliebour fuckwits would follow each other like lemmings and jump off the Commons Terrace into the fucking Thames.

  142. 363
    bandersnatch says:

    Daydreaming again… But its gonna happen… Frank Field is chosen as speaker and, Savonarola-like, his first action is to instigate an enormous Bonfire of the Vanities in Parliament Square…

    Gove brings his posh furniture, Malik his two flat screen teles, Prescott his loo seats, Gummer his superior mole traps, Duncan his ride-on lawnmower, Vaz his silk cushions, Alexander his storm windows, Beckett her hanging baskets, and Salmond crates and crates of mini-bar contets (non-alcoholic natch) …
    Burn baby burn…

    And thus purified the hang-dog punters re-enter the Chamber…
    Brenda is reportedly watching the while from the windows of the spring-cleaned Speaker’s apartments.

  143. 365
    London Cabbie says:

    Taxi for Martin!

  144. 367
  145. 368
    Frank says:

    I ‘ve just taken out a bet at the bookies that the MONSTER RAVING LOONEY PARTY will take more votes than labour in at least two constituencies.at the next Election…Good odds too.

  146. 374
    Spliffe says:

    “He presided over a period which saw parliament develop a culture of corruption.”

    I know you’re upset but that’s just a silly thing to say. It was corrupt when your own chromosomes were still swanning around in two different people’s bodies.

  147. 377

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  148. 379
    Anonymous says:

    Nick Robinson says on his blog: “Others will insist that this Glaswegian sheet metal worker was the victim of class-based prejudice and snobbery.
    There is some truth in both those charges.”

    I suggest all readers complain to the BBC, as they’re obviously trying to use a “tory toff” campaign; they know that labour themselves can’t use the “tory toff” campaign because they’d be punished for it in the press, so they’re doing it themselves so they can shield labour from the fall out of such a campaign while still managing to secure labour the inverted-snobbery vote.

    Robinson’s statement has to be amongst the most disgusting comments that a “journalist” at the BBC has ever made.

    • 422
      An Academic says:

      Notice how Labour stand up for Smith, Gould, and Benn because they are all female and English from posh backgrounds but they throw Gorbals Mick to the Wolves to save themselves.
      It is classist and sexist!

    • 433
      Laughing at Gordon says:

      Shameless cant.

      Hang on, I think I misspelt that…

    • 450
      Meat For Vegan Health says:

      Robinson is a complete tit.

      I hate the BBC.

      Is he gay?

  149. 384
    simon r says:

    I remember when he got the job they showed him being dragged to the chair ( as tradition dictates ) – can someone find this footage and put it on youtube in reverse ?

  150. 388
    Daveyone says:

    Now the MPs’ have been revealed,how about the judiciary?
    The Law Lords who have failed to enforce laws on
    those who deserve it whilst penalizing the honest
    citizens!
    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article3850658.ece

    In effectual Judges who often rely on dubious testimony
    from social workers and undermine society in the process by
    releasing criminals too soon!

    Barristers and Solicitors who agitate matters for their own gain
    rather then serving justice,being content to plunder the legal aid
    purse when ever possible!

    The legal system in this country was once the envy of the world,
    as with Parliament now the butt of all jokes and society is
    paying the price!

  151. 389
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    God, what a superb record for the Labour party…

    In ten years -

    The two worst Chancellors of the Exchequer in living memory
    The two worst Prime Ministers in living memory
    An economy systematically dismantled
    A pension system destroyed
    Two illegal wars
    A country on its knees under a mountain of debt
    A Parliament corrupted and held in contempt

    Some legacy!!

    • 398
      Monkey Chops says:

      Education, education, education.
      Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.
      24 hours to save the NHS.
      I’m a pretty straight kinda guy.
      Whiter than white.
      45 minutes WMDs.
      etc

      Tra laa!

    • 405
      Anonymous says:

      And no chance of Legal Aid for anyone who has lived here for more than a few months.

    • 472
      Cardinal Richelieu's mole says:

      Things can only get better!!!!!!

      That was the promise at inception, and it will be a true as true when the end comes! New Labour delivers!

  152. 393
    Bungle says:

    He was taken to the Speaker’s chair by the hand and pushed by MPs as tradition dictates.

    But he should be taken from the chair with kicks and slaps as his reign dictates.

  153. 394
    michael says:

    NEXT TO GO SHOULD BE …stewart bell …and frank dobson…..douglas hog has gone…along with the rest of the dinosaurs

  154. 396
    Cjamesk says:

    I wouldn`t even p*ss on the communist if he was on fire, typical socialist scum.

    I see ZaNu-Labour are now trying to re-wright history with the “Sheet metal worker” “Union Man” rising from his humble up-bringing, then again Socialists always re-write history.

    The man is nothing more than a greedy bully and has brought shame on the House presiding over 12yrs of pure corruption.

    Send him back to Scotland with the rest of them, preferably hung drawn and quarted.

    • 423
      Teppichfresser says:

      Put him on the back of a lorry for his journey back to Scotland and whip him in every English parish he passes through.

    • 436
      Lord Foulkes nose has tattie scab. says:

      Nah it’s OK you inbred wankers can keep him he fits in so well doon there.

    • 437
      Lord Foulkes nose has tattie scab. says:

      Nah you keep him he fits in so well with you inbred wanks

  155. 404
    larsmartin says:

    I’m surprised that the blogosphere isfalling for this whole ‘let’s get the speaker’ thing that the Tories and Lib Dems are clinging to in order to look like they are taking action. This is pure spin designed to take the headlines away from the culpability of individual MPs/minister/front benchers.
    Lobby journalists I can forgive for gobbling up this crap; but really it’s such a massive red herring. Changing the speaker will change nothing – deckchairs on the titanic.

  156. 408
    Bored Byitall says:

    Hope we get a guarantee of a by-election – would be a disgrace if he stayed as an MP when he won his seat virtually unopposed.

  157. 410
    Wattsinator says:

    was that it!!!!

  158. 412
    Steve says:

    Short and sweet! – so 21st June it is!

    5 more weeks of the cnut in the meantime though :-(

    • 453
      Porridge Oates says:

      Shredders will be working overtime. Innocent mistakes will be made. “Oh dear. I seem to have lost all receipts from Nuts & Crapper, Brownarse and Darling.”

  159. 414
    Rt.Hon. Chuck D. MP says:

    Here’s an idea for a new Endemol show for Channel 4. Presented by Ross Kemp; Michael Martin, the entire cabinet and the ‘bagpipe in chief’ are taken by armed guard to a secret location to meet with Bear Grylls for a week long crash course in basic survival techniques.

    The following week they are all dressed in Union Jack boiler suits (with phone numbers on the back), armed with a butter knife each, given basic army rations and air dropped into Afganistan.

    Viewers will be encouraged to text bet on whether they reach specific checkpoints over a 4 week period. These will eventually lead to a military transport aircraft on standby.

    As an added twist the producers will have dyed the hair of all participants ‘Hazel Blears’ orange and surgically sown a harmonica on to Geoff Hoons face so that every time he breaths, a chirpy skiffle chord bursts forth potentially blowing what limited cover the group ends up finding.

    Any honourable member that finds the aircraft will win a week’s stay in a Novatel with £100 spending money, a lifelong parliamentary ban, a criminal record and an ice cream van.

    They’d probably call it ‘How Hard Is Your Member?’ or something.
    I’d chew my own ball sack off to see that.

  160. 415
    Steve says:

    Sky now sugesting Ann Widdecombe (!) as a potential interim Speaker from June until the GE – should be only a month or two then, fingers crossed!

    • 425
      Anonymous says:

      Michael Martin only said that he would be relinquishing the Speakership and his statement was VERY specific – he never mentioned standing down as a MP.Whilst there is a convention that the Speaker also stands down as MP there is no requirement to do so.There is nothing to stop him going to the backbenches,not turning up in Parliament,until the next election.We await clarification although the BBC has already started campaigning

      • 429
        anonymous says:

        Here’s another thought – Labour spokesman in Martin’s Glasgow Constituency cannot confirm if Martin is standing down immediately as their MP but are preparing to fight a by- election in September and prospective candidates have been told to put their names forward for selection

  161. 416
    fucdifino says:

    I see the Count Bananaman is talking about paying ‘tributes’ at a later date.
    Any ideas for suitable tributes anyone?

  162. 438
  163. 439
    Anonymous says:

    It’s hidden away in the back pages of the bbc and not being properly reported, but apparently the Met have just issued a statement saying that they’re refusing to investigate the leak because doing so would be against the public interest, but that they are investigating the MPs for fraud.

    Looks like Martin’s diversion tactic backfired a bit then.

  164. 440

    He has not got the integrity to stand down.

    I bet he has been promised a peerage.

    He was at the centre of what amounts to a criminal conspiracy which committed widespread financial fraud and he should be prosecuted for it.

  165. 441
    BahGumIt'saMessNoMistake says:

    While they’re listening, could we make it clear to our masters (for the time being) that there might be a wee bit of disapproval, not to mention a bloody revolution, if Mr Martin becomes Lord Martin.

  166. 443
    Anonymous says:

    This government always has to have a scape goat-I don’t think he held a gun to any of the mp’s heads when they filled in their expenses claims!

    • 452
      Unsworth says:

      @ 443

      Maybe you’re right – but he set the examples and controlled the Fees Office, who were entirely complicit. Even if he didn’t have a clue as to what those bastards were up to, they were his staff and his choice of personnel. Sometimes you have to take responsibility for the actions of your subordinates – although I know that kind of thinking is anathema to these disgusting scumbags.

  167. 444

    At last a bit of good news.
    However, we must not allow the Government to use him as a sacrificial lamb in a vain attempt to deflect their ineptitude from the public gaze.
    As far as I’m concerned, this is only the beginning so let’s keep them coming!

  168. 451
    exiled&angry says:

    Martin’s conduct throughout this whole sorry saga culminating in that shambolic performance yesterday, and his mealy mouthed “resignation” speech today was only eclipsed by the numpties who stood and clapped him as he entered the Commons today! Ye gods what a stinking pit of excrement the Mother of Parliaments has become.

  169. 454
    Jimbo says:

    It looks like Labour MP, Michael Connarty, is guilty of out and out fraud.

    According to (part of) the Telegraph article:

    ‘He also submitted a £1124.00 claim for a bed and accessories bought from a Glasgow branch of a different bed store. The receipt shows it was delivered to M Connarty at an address in Glasgow.’

    Would this this M Connarty be his son Michael, perhaps? Was he also furnishing his son’s home at our expense?

    Certainly not in line with the rules, regardless of who it was for.

  170. 455
    Anonymous says:

    Junius says

    You cannot be serious ! Dignity of a Peerage ?! Martin was made for this
    unreformed, labour home for the discarded. But think what it actually means -
    to be ejected as unacceptable in this institutionally corrupt House of Commons
    yet good enough for labour’s second home . What does this say for the
    House of Lords ?- and when will its true state be revealed to the Public ?

    • 458
      Anonymous says:

      It’ll either be the house of lords or europe.

      I thought a massive promotion to an unelected europe troughing job was the going thing for disgraced or fraudulent MPs to get these days?

      The BBC is busy telling everyone that the only reason he left was because he was chased out by all the nasty toffs, and that he’s an innocent victim of class prejudice and snobbery.

      Methinks the BBC has reached the same desperate stage as labour; they know they’re going to be totally fucked in 2010 so they’re being openly blatant in spinning as many lies as they can to try and limit the tories’ power in 2010 (and out of sheer spite)

      Scorched earth policies are rife throughout labour and the BBC at the moment; neither of them have anything to lose as they’re so fucked anyway, so it’s all-out war and as much spite/damage as they can achieve to their opponents at the moment as far as they’re concerned.

  171. 456
    Hand of history says:

    Right, who shall I pick next?

    Ah, I know!

  172. 463
    JimDee says:

    Bugger off you big Scotch pig

  173. 464
    grandma B says:

    I’m in shock – I’d always assumed that The Speakers bumbling, hesitant speech was because he liked a wee dram or two for Dutch courage. I have read in today’s Times that he forswore the demon drink as a young man, so his incompetence was all his own doing.

    Thank goodness he’s gone!

  174. 467
    Sunday Morning says:

    The House is at it’s best when it’s united.

    So why did he go….the House was never so united in the last few days with him there!

  175. 468
    646 bullets needed says:

    So they get rid of one greedy trougher, promise a bit of reform and we are supposed to be happy about that?

    DREAM ON TROUGHERS!

    We all know that when you close one avenue of fraud another soon opens up.

    So the expenses scam is closed, what takes it’s place?

    Even more BROWN ENVELOPES, that’s what.

    Kick everyone of these troughers out and vote for ANY independent candidate that does not represent the organised crime gangs of the major parties.

    Death to all troughers!

  176. 469
    ex Labour voter says:

    Blair, Brown, Mandelson, Campbell, “Lord Cashpoint” Levy, “Hooligan” Hoon, Speaker Martin…. the list just goes on and on.

    The few decent ones are mostly long gone (Mo Mowlam, Robin Cook, Clare Short and Betty Boothroyd spring to mind) or are simply ignored by their colleagues (Frank Field for example).

    How far the rest have fallen since the days when they offered such promise. I used to be a Labour voter and I never ever expected to be so keen to see them on their sorry way. Well done Blair and Brown, there must be literally millions like me who are now voting Conservative thanks to your greedy, shallow, morally and intellectually bankrupt policies and personal ethics.

  177. 471
    The Freelancer says:

    Harriet Harman’s tribute describes it thus “Michael Martin’s resignation today as Speaker is an act of great generosity to the House of Commons that Members of Parliament from all parties will respect.”

    Erm… On what particular planet would it be “an act of generosity”???
    £138K per year plus a grace and favour house and he still claims a massive wedge for a second home allowance on top??

    It completely buggers belief!!!

  178. 473
    mr gordon brown of cowdenbeth says:

    order mick a taxi back to glasgow on the house.. what we can’t do that any more shit

  179. 474
    Kasou says:

    I wonder who pays for the BBC, looks like nick Robinson is paying for load of moderators…50% of comments are being referred to the moderator…maybe McBride found a new job..

  180. 475
    Churchill's Cattleprod says:

    “Speaker Steps Down”

    Don’t want this fucker ’stepping down’. I want him stepping up to the gallows. BTW, Glasgow East used to have an area known as ‘Gallows Gate’ in it

  181. 476
    Robespierre says:

    Sad sight to see a noble speaker flung to the wolves to save the skins of the venial MPs who put him there.

    • 486
      mr gordon brown of cowdenbeth says:

      good to see i still have one voter left, deluded as they are sorry did i say deluded i ment commendable now what does that old queen want now for me to call an election
      have to chat to hazell before she gets in the guardian

  182. 477
    Tonnypandy says:

    Fuck you so called Robspierre

    Does no one recall the convention which never elected a speaker of the ruling party?

    The dirty traitor Heath (spit) and the senile Ming put him there. One word from Blair would have deied him the job. (You want a legacy Blair? there he is he was forced to resign…)

  183. 479
    Paul Stanyer says:

    Mr Speaker should go but he is also a scapegoat – the MPs are all now saying the rules were wrong. Too fucking late after they have enjoyed the expenses claims…why were they perfectly right until found out? What a load of double dealing insincere fiddling lot they are, especially the Tory toffs who though they have millions dared to fleece the taxpayer, not that that in any way condones the labour lot…. all the named and shamed should be deselected without any arguments..just GO!

  184. 480
    Old and Angry says:

    For every MP that goes/gets voted out THEY EACH get a £42,000 pay off. It would take me over 5 years to earn that B4 tax. These bastards must NOT have our hard earned taxes. This is the next scandal that needs exposing. They need only one thing: a lamp post, so we can see their corpses swinging in the wind.

  185. 488
    Barry Oldham says:

    QUERY:
    Just what planet do you fruitcakes hail from – Planet Loony perhaps? You rejoice in the fact that Martin is going – WHY? The Speaker is supposed to represent the House of Commons. Can any of you (with a straight face please) tell me who you do think better represents ‘Cesspit Central’ than that jobby Martin? And once he’s gone you’ll get all the crocodile tears and treacley praise from those who threw him to the lions to save their own skins followed by a seat in the Lords. You really think this is a desirable outcome?
    NO!
    A speaker was once held in his chair – lets chain this bastard to it, better still NAIL him to it – he can then go down with the ship he helped to sink!
    And best wishes to all on Planet Loony.




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