Google Knows
Google has introduced “predictive search” based on what most other people have searched for previously. Revealing isn’t it?
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
Very funny Guido. You really have too much spare time
Very funny!
As is Draper’s demise from LabourLost….
I thought I’d check out his Twatter followers – he appears to have self-destructed
What’s really funny is if you go to the 10 Downing Street website
There are related videos at the bottom of the Screen
another Brown fuckup!!
If you perform the same experiment for Dolly, ie enter “derek draper is”, Google’s predictive search facility returns nothing, nil, zero, zilch, squat, zip, Nada, Niente…
Oh how that must sting our much-missed narcissistic chum
Gordon is my shepherd??? WTF is all that about?
Exactly. Those who think that really should be kept as far away from bottles etc as the mentalist.
Only 25,800 for Prick – thank fuck for that – ain’t no fucking relly of mine.
Thank God I’m out of it in the sun!
The “Shepherd” is this ditty from february:
‘Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the political opposition.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuses me.
He has annointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my pay.
Surely poverty and hard times will follow me all the days of his term.
From hence forth, we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.
I am glad I am British,
I am glad I am free,
But I wish I were a dog, and our Prime Minister were a tree!’.
“Gordon is my shepherd” applies only to the 22% sheep who would vote for him if he grew an extra four legs and tentacles (or was that testicles?).
Makes perfect sense.
He’s a freemason. It’s freemason lodge speak.
He ain’t no freemason.
Dolly the sheep?
426 000 for Gordon Brown is brilliant. I wonder who this other guy is?
Great stuff.
On the subject of Jonah Brown, Danny Fink has got a great You Tube of Brown praising Des & Carol of Countdown on Comment Central – no wonder they both got kicked out.
Gordon Brown is my shepherd. Who the fuck searches that.
‘Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the political opposition.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuses me.
He has annointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my pay.
Surely poverty and hard times will follow me all the days of his term.
From hence forth, we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.
I am glad I am British,
I am glad I am free,
But I wish I were a dog, and our Prime Minister were a tree!’.
Richard Gere is to star in a Hollywood biopic of our beloved leader, ‘An Orifice and a Mentalman’.
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3448/gordonbrownhas.jpg
How about this one, classic you have found me a new game Guido.
Hehe, if you type ‘David Cameron is’ into Google you get ‘David Cameron is sexy’.
Kate Garraway should really stop that powergoogling …
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6313/16172048.jpg
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3448/gordonbrownhas.jpg
Here is some that I searched for, what a great new game.
So do you Blake, hanging around here in order that you managed the #1 spot.
Did Guido call you in advance ?
Go on, spill the beans..
Just lucky I guess. Also, the match is on sky fucking sports 2 and I just cut back my package and only get sports 1 so I am listening to the game on 5 live whilst watching the live text on Yahoo. Naturally I was refreshing to look for new stories as always and got it at the right time. I am currently shitting my pants, 1-0 and I am actually grateful that I am not watching the game. Thanks to God for not making shit for brains a fan.
Guido we need to remove this government sooner rather than later, for me it’s like a football game that never ends when you are loosing and just want to get to the next season, I can’t possibly wait until next May……
PS even the R5 live are biased against the blues…..football team that is.
wank wank wank wank wank
Right that’s it I am going to channel my anger and right shitty song about Gordon the Moron on my guitar. Very very pissed off indeed.
wank wank wank wank?
Where is the picture of Jowell? Or is it Smith?
Guido,
You omitted ‘kill gordon brown’ which has over 840,000 hits. But then ‘kill all socialists’ has over 350,000. And ‘kill all muslims’ has 1.8 million. So, gordon is almost there. not sure why socialists should be so tolerated though.
David Cameron is sexy
Who searches for ‘Gordon Brown is my shepherd’ ffs?
Probably Blunkett – think’s he’s a bloody dog !
People who need as much help as the mentalist of course!
Or maybe in times past, when he actually was popular, that was a frequent entry by all the trendy sheep.
Sofa bound chav scum and ethnic diversity co-ordinators.
1000 of my devalued english pounds and his pick of the wenches to the civil servant who brings this to cyclops’ attention and youtubes the resulting carnage.
ME!
My follow-up film:
“Shut it, ewes”.
His fellow free masoners do. Wink Wink Nudge Nudge secret handshake stuff.
Idiot. The only handshake you’re familiar with is the five-finger variety.
Charles Hardwidge does
/me clutches his sides and laughs his head off
Most of those were me
Except for the shepherd one. That was Janet Daley.
Did people who typed in the shepherd joke do so to avoid flying bottles?
Gordon Brown is thick scum and a war criminal.
Sir, that is an insult to scum & war criminals the world over.
I do notice ‘…getting on with the job’ or ‘…the best man to see us through’ haven’t made the cut, despite the BBC/Indy/Guardian/Ch4/Kevin Maguire Axis of Weasels trying to foist them on us for months!
I like “Axis of Weasels” – Axis Bold as Love meets Weasels Ripped my Flesh.
Posted here before, worth repeating though.
I AM THE SLIME by FRANK ZAPPA
I am gross and perverted
Im obsessed n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think Im delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin out
From your tv set
You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t got for help…no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold
That’s right, folks..
Don’t touch that dial
Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin along on your livinroom floor
I am the slime from your video
Cant stop the slime, people, lookit me go
gordon brown is gay produces 898,000 results.
Oh you are awful!
Seems like a nice boy!
Titter ye not…
chase me !
Gordon’s not gay and neither am I. We’re just good friends.
Naaaahhh, stop messin’ abaht
David Cameron is… only comes up with two suggestions “is an idiot” and “is sexy”; make of that what you will…
Two qualities often go together. Look at pop stars.
Jacqui Smith has some good ones, including expenses, husband, cleavage, ann summers, and second home.
Nick Clegg is… has no Google suggestions; I leave you to draw your own conclusions.
…vacant, vacuous???
Lol – i thought this one was pretty good:
the government is like a baby’s alimentary canal with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other
Gordon Brown is my shepherd – Baarack Obaama.
Gordon Brown is my shitturd would be more appropriate.
Damn, I did this in Goggle.COM not UK.
I googled Gordon Brown Jokes …….
http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2008/05/gordon-brown-jokes.html
Dizzy already did this story a few weeks ago…
He had different numbers and was too verbose. This is far better.
Dizzy did also say you were a pedantic Hoon.
Oh, you got there first. Well done, fellow pedantic hoon.
It doesn’t say “Gordon Brown is a Hunt”, though.
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………….but it will if we all do our bit. I’ve started…..
So have I…
me too
c’mon everybody, get to work:
“gordon brown is a Hoon”
That’s 3 from me
So if we all say “Gordon Brown is a hoon” then there will be more results for Gordon Brown is a hoon?
This is even more fun than the ‘resign’ petition – there’s no way of knowing how we’re doing until it pops up with 50,000 searches.
Done it about 100 times
Now we have Google statistics to further evidence the contempt for Gordon Brown and his contriving party.
Revealing…? guess so.
Funny?…. Hell yeah!
Gordon is a dick for employing Jacqui Smith…
Michael Savage (US Shock Jock) on Sky News at 5:30pm saying he will not only take Jacqui Smith to court for libel but ask his 10 million listeners to boycott vacations in the UK and UK made products. Thanks Jacqui – just what we need in a recession!
Did she libel him? That would be the funniest thing. Jacqui Smith served with a subpoena by some US judge which, thanks to the wonders of the UK one-way extradition treaty means it is uncontestable and she must stand trial in the US.
Make it so.
In which case Gordo should give her the Foreign Secretary role in the reshuffle.
What a hoot that would be !
She’d wish she had been sacked instead.
That’s OK we will not buy an upgrade to Trident says Gordon, don’t tell him I said that, it’s secret
Yes she did libel him. A fat libel lawyer on Sky said it would stick as well.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Banned-Shock-Jock-Michael-Savage-Home-Sec-Is-A-Lunatic-And-I-Will-Sue/Article/200905115276054?lpos=Politics_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_7&lid=ARTICLE_15276054_Banned_Shock_Jock_Michael_Savage%3A_Home_Sec_Is_A_Lunatic_And_I_Will_Sue
How and where do I send a contribution to the Michael Savage Libel Fighting Fund?
You can listen to Michael Savage online here.
http://radiotime.com/program/p_20626/The_Savage_Nation.aspx
I dunno… if Terry Wogan asks me to do something I would generally do the opposite.
Doctor Mick says:
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May 6, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I dunno… if Terry Wogan asks me to do something I would generally do the opposite.
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Bleedin’ ‘ell Guido can you not do something about your word filter? “Wogan”, is banned !
Wogan
I think you’ll find that most of those planning to visit will have already made their bookings for flights and hotels to maximise on the favourable exchange rates. They’re unlikely to get refunds on the grounds that they were told to boycott the UK by some crackpot talk show host I think Savage is overestimating his powers somewhat. In any event I don’t particularly like Smith but what I like even less is a yank trying to blackmail this country’s government.He should be permanently banned.
P.S. Have you ever experienced the US Immigration Controls(a bit like the kettle calling the pot black).They obviously don’t like it when another country chooses who it allows in to its own territory but it appears ok for the USA to exclude undesirables if they so choose – Double Standards I think !
Who the hell are American Baptist pastor Fred Waldron Phelps Snr and Phelps’ daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper?
Oooo they sound so scary!!
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They are the folks behind
“God hates Fags”
There’s a whole extended family of them.
Google the phrase above, they used to have a website that you could download lectures etc. on the subject.
Oh, I take it back. That’s the crew who protest at military funerals screeching God hates fags to grieving relatives. Because the US military lifted its ban on gays serving. Which means the entire US military is a fag.
Hell, let em in. Send em to Manchester’s gay village and let them get their heads kicked in – now that’s freedom of speech.
@152
Google is your friend
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=the+most+hated+family+in+america&meta=&aq=5&oq=the+most+
I am afraid that as she took the decision in her capacity as Home Secretary, she will not be personally liable.
She’s also too thick enough know half of that list are banged up and not likely to be visiting the UK anytime soon or are already logding at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.
“This is not some Terry Wogan type character….”, Jaqui Smith
“I will not have some little twit in the British government defame my name!”, Mr Michael Savage.
Brill!
22 are banned 16 are named. Why?
P.S. Have you ever experienced the US Immigration Controls(a bit like the kettle calling the pot black).
Yes.
These are the people who banned Cat Stevens from entering their country because he has a straggly beard and calls himself Yusuf Islam now.
I mean…c’c'come ON!
There’s a lot more to Cat Stevens than meets the eye, I know for a fact that he was an active supporter of a group who were raising funds to transport Mujahideen from Afghanistan to Bosnia during that war. I worked alongside one of his comrades at the time, and yes, the British Secret Services were aware of what was going on because the office we were working in was raided. My colleague was arrested and questioned and the office was given the once over by Special Branch and some other “interested gentlemen.” This happened in the early 90′s.
I think the Americans had him bang to rights on that score.
Get away!
What about Chris de Burgh then? He was a member of the IRS wasn’t he?
“he will not only take Jacqui Smith to court for libel but ask his 10 million listeners to boycott vacations in the UK ”
As if his listeners ever even leave the trailer park, never mind the country.
A real blow to RSC ticket sales I’m sure.
I doubt many of his listeners will have passports – generally they’ll be the ones living in the ‘great flyover’ bit in the middle.
Some good links on Drudge earlier – and just noticed he has posted Brown and swastika picture. Global humiliation with 23 million hits a day.
Sadly, only if you have Safesearch turned off.
Not always sensible to do that in an office environment…
when the people turn on you they really turn on you. With new technology there is no hiding from the contempt…we really seem to dispise Brown don’t we?
Shurely shome mhishshtake?
It may be because our eyes have been finally opened and if you are continually treated with contempt it is only natural to return the slur.
A classic example was fawkes expose on brown’s closet mafia so in a way new technology (wysiwyg) is actually doing us a favour in exposing life’s frauds and charlatans because the MSM are either up Brown’s arxx or publishing his one sided bilge loosely termed reports from a reliable source.
What does Google predict when you type in Nick Robinson? Arse licker?
Did anyone else hear him on the 6PM news. Bigging up the mental jock again.
“Gordon gave as good as he got” claimed the Liebour spin doctor (why deny it?)
Only in the world of the BBC and toenails Robinson could anyone think the one eyed mentally challenged phone throwing prat gave as good as he got.
He never answered a single question again! And then all the bollocks about cameron not asking questions about policy, is because we already KNOW what labour policy is and we already know that Gordon will lie his arse off about it. And there is no point in asking about policy, because at the moment, labour hasn’t got any fucking policies, they are in utter dissaray.
Cameron asked the Prime Minister the question that the country would ask
Why don’t you call an election you fucking coward?
Exactly. The one eyed twat should go and go now.
So what?
What made me laugh was that he had a go at conservative back benchers for not asking big questions on the economy and then in the next breath took a planted one from a horses arxx on his benches who wanted to talk about Brighton bloody football club’s game. She I would stress did not get a bollicking since Brighton was obviously on Gordon’s global agenda – What a farce
Why is he called ‘Toenails’ Robinson apart from being a total and utter craven twat i missed the origins of his nom de plume i’m afraid to say, can anyone enlighten me on the subject please.
‘Cos he gets so far up his ar*e all you can see is his toenails.
because he is so far up gordon mcfucks arse that all you can see is the toenails, also called ankles.
Gordon Brown sits under a glass top table whilst mandleson has a shit over it
Class!!!
This has 26 examples…
Some of which come from here..or even little old me!!!
Brilliant!
Hardwidge will be here in a minute – it must be Internet hour at the Happy Valley Home for the Deranged.
Anyway, since we’re having some Google fun I’ve googled the apparently famous industry term claimed to have been coined by Hardwidge “graphics fidelity” (with quotes) and get just 1,080 results. Hardly, a great result if this is part of the lexicon of the global computer gaming industry.
And guess what add his name and search “graphics fidelity” hardwidge – and you get 2 results – almost a googlewhack.
My my, what a claim to fame to be proud of.
Perhaps you can point us to some peer reviewed academic journal, or even some industry press Charles to support your assertion?*
*In fact please don’t, you’ll find no one gives shit.
Hardwidge is a troll. A spoof. I don’t doubt in his fucked-up head he believes the stuff he writes just as Gordon Brown probably really does believe that he’s a genius who can bend the very fabric of time and space with the power of his mind.
They’re both mentally ill.
leave poor what’s ‘is name alone you fucking bully-spastics.
’tis you tories who are mentally ill.
like fucking crackheads you are.
you cretins are literally drooling over getting your sweaty palms on the levers of power but you have no plan as to what you will do if you achieve that aim.
just like tony blair really. he sent British troops into Iraq with no plan and look what happened. fucking anarchy.
we cannot risk the anarchy of a tory government with no plan when the country is so weak. it could finish us off as a nation.
but dave was quite right, he is the heir to blair. no plan, just power.
and ofcourse, we shouldn’t forget that dave and his front bench are millionaires and they will not allow their personal interests to be damaged: turkeys do not vote for Christmas.
which means that dave is the best friend the bankers have in Parliament.
dave’ll fuck the people right up the arse good and hard in order to help his friends. he’d be just the same as this c’unt brown. they have both been sucking off the bankers while the taxpayer gets, well, I was going to say crumbs, but actually all we seem to get are the toxic debt of the criminal bankers. cheers gordon, cheers dave, you pair of fucking arseholes.
face it torydaleks, dave’s just a flash c’unt. an upper class flash c’unt.
he is very convincing though, isn’t he? got all the chat.
the gobby c’unt.
It probably is listing all his posts where he mentions this.
I think you’ve scared him off.
@36 yes, it does
@41 we live in hope!
that was me actually. he doesn’t like girls either Anon Misogynist
Do you mean he’s a pooftah Newgirl?
I think he’s just impotent
doctor michelle,
er, you just said
“Do you mean he’s a pooftah Newgirl?”
but dr mick, we have already established that you are actually a woman. you obviously think if you posted in your real, female name then no-one would listen to a word you said. and you would probably be right.
but you seem to be hitting on new girl.
that would make you a lesbian, right?
yet you have just been bashing “pooftahs.”
you need psychiatric help michelle.
you’re fucking bi-polar.
definite serial killer material.
note to new girl: I am not fucking joking this time. I caught her out a couple of threads ago.
heads down new girl.
er, I mean heads up!
? you lost me.
@182
Meaning?
you aren’t my biggest fan either
Meaning I don’t like women?
well what’s your definition of misogynist?
I know what it means. You called me a misogynist so i used it. I apologised for what i said?
Let’s leave it at that. OK
of course. its a big blog. i’m sure there’s room for us both.
new girl,
first lesson free.
dr mick is a woman.
her comments have given her away. when you wind people up they get so het up they let things slip. and dr mick has certainly shown her slip.
you know she has a mouth like a fishwife, that is because she is one!
and whenever I make a comment the gobby c’unt jumps straight in.
no sign of the old witch at the moment though, eh new girl? very suspicious innit?
that is because I have caught the c’unt out and she doesn’t know what to say for herself.
the cat must have got her tongue.
as she keeps hitting on you she must be a lesbian and judging by the amount of time she spends here she must be a big fat sweaty bitch.
all I’m saying is if you don’t want a big fat sweaty lesbian sitting on your face and pissing in your mouth and forcing you to rim her filthy arsehole, then take greater care about who you associate with.
maybe you are a lesbian as well, in which case I guess it’s happy days.
I would just like to add that I am 100% pro lesbian and I will defend women who wish to carry out lesbian acts.
as long as they are not ugly fat ones.
obviously.
no more free lessons.
Hardwedge is playing a parody of the well-heeled, upper middle class, supercilious socialist.
He’s actually quite good but far too subtle for anyone to find it funny except himself.
Charles is not a parody imho..he really believes in his intellectual superiority.
However,he is also delusional,and putting these two together probably explains why he loves Brown so much,and assesses himself as the same character type..INTJ and all that.
It’s all pure fantasy.
BTW..’graphics fidelity’ has been doing the rounds since the 1970′s,and I believe Charlie wasn’t even born then.
However,he is also delusional
So he could be a Newcastle United supporter?
Yeah, come to think of it, he does cut ‘n paste his diatribes in a Geordie accent.
@150 : Geordie – a Scotsman with his head kicked in
Whay aye man ah wuz ejookated ah Oxfor AND Camebrij. Aye ah wuz! We ye luckin at? Did tha spill mah pint??!! Shearah is God so ‘e is and worl be in Yourup next yeer. Ay we will man.
Anwayz mah granda wuz on tha Jarra march. Ay he wuz…
….zzzzzzz
Hardwidge’s first post yesterday was at 5:44 pm…so he’s late!
He’s obviously a champagne socialist Chelsea supporter who’s paying £200 for front row seats and prawn sandwiches at the match today…
Or sitting chin to jowel with a Russian oligarch. As they do.
he’s been v annoying on the last thread though
No Hardwidge baiting – ruined my night.
Check out
“labour is” search
Oh Joy! Try “new labour is”!!!
Dead
OT
Lumley off to see Brown. Expect a one-sided announcement from Brown declaring that he’s always wanted to give the Gurkhas full residency rights and indeed that is the sole purpose of the legislation and it is all our fault for misunderstanding his motives.
How could we.
‘I regret that you have misunderstood me…..’
AjJaBeeba reporting Lumley- ‘I trust Brown’
No10 already stating that what Lumley has said Brown said, is NOT what Brown said and they didn’t mean it after all….
FUCKTARDS!!!
Wow. There’s a surprise.
Maybe he should direct a consultation review of the meeting.
Don’t do anything rash now, McMental, well at least not until medication time.
Gotcha… now Lumley has made Gorn look like a slimy liar who says one thing to her face and another to the press.
She should ask for an immediate explanation and if she doesn’t get one back there with the Gurkhas (a battalion of).
Are you in a time warp – she visited him 3 hours ago – and completely shafted him(not in the carnal sense you understand)McTwat has been stitched up by Lumley.
Unless he delivers he’s toast – the media will keep playing that clip of Lumley saying all dewy-eyed to camera “I trust the Prime Minister”
If she trusts that twat, then she’s dafter than she looks.
I wouldn’t trust the inadequate shite to dress himself in a morni..n……….
You know what they say about blondes though…apart from being good in bed.
He also promised her the checks in the post and he wouldn’t cum in Mandy’s mouth (again).
She knows how to get to a man
She really gets to me !
(Even though I am an elephant, I’m still a mammal)
Think they say we have more fun.
Tried googling ‘blondes are ‘. As Newgirl says ‘more fun’ makes a showing, though ‘beautiful’ is way out in front. ‘Better in bed’ is absent.
Google – making wasting time easier since 1998.
we are that too
McTwat has been stitched up by Lumley.
I know – she’s a fucking genius. She plays this english rose trusting the big clever PM and he cannot possibly pull a fast one.
Genius.
Way back in the 70s I managed to stick the pages of my avengers annual together on a pic of the fragrant joanna. That was three minutes well spent.
She plays this english rose trusting the big clever PM and he cannot possibly pull a fast one.
Just watch him. Already done.
It will be all Joanna’s fault for misunderstanding him. Just watch.
No more boom and bust? I never said that! (Oh yes you did!). I said no more Tory boom and bust.
He’s un-fucking-believable. If he made a simple mathematical error like 5+4 = 10 (as opposed to completely fucking up the economy) he’d still refuse to admit he made a mistake.
5+4 is 10 he’d say. In Base 9. It’s your fault for misunderstanding which Base I was using. You should have asked.
All your fault. Not me. You’re wrong. I’m right. I’m always right. Me. Me. Me. Me.
The FSA? Nothing to do with me. The rigged inflation target? Nothing to do with me? Appointments to the ‘independent’ Bank of England MPC? Nothing to do with me. Knighting Fred Goodwin and James Crosby? Nothing tpo do with me. Rampant House Price inflation? Nothing to do with me. Record deficits in a boom? Nothing to do with me. 10p tax debacle? Nothing to do with me. Iraq war? Not me guv. Gurkha debacle? Certainly not me.
It’s all your fault for misunderstanding or misinterpreting my meaning.
@201 jgm2
Good stuff.
If the party says 2+2=5…
I’m surprised you haven’t picked up on Mrs Dales story of everyones favourite tramp impersonator Dolly getting the boot from Labourlost.
Wasn’t this googling thing done by Dizzy and indeed repeated by Fraser Nelson in the news of the screws a week or so ago?
Still who cares, it makes me laugh.
Where do they find those hoons willing to post on that site. Look down the left side…One big hoonois gene pool!
list don’t seem right to me, but maybe we can fix it. Gordon Brown is a Hunt Gordon Brown is a Hunt Gordon Brown is a Hunt Gordon Brown is a Hunt …
Didn’t Dizzy do this recently?
Oh, yes he did.
http://dizzythinks.net/2009/04/who-needs-polling-when-you-have-google.html
Oh dear.
lmao fukcing moderated
Charles Hardwedge sucked Gordon Browns knob.
denverthen – it is about as ‘original’ as his idea for the Indy..
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-business/article-23592609-details/My+way+to+save+Indy+-+kill+off+print+edition+and+focus+on+going+digital/article.do
Everything on this blog is nicked from the Main Stream Media he professes to despise, and they come in bloody handy when the dodgy emails need to be printed by someone with better libel insurance than he does..
Even if they won’t pass £ 20, 000 into his hands, the chiselling little crook.
Welcome to The Pleasure Dome.
Oi Lord Fawkes the hoi poloi are getting shirty (and in this case quite right too).
Greenslade is sending over his writ, Schillings are in for millions (of shillings), stand by for Private Eye.
You are a bad lad (but thankfully not all the time, McBride deserved all he got and much more besides)
Quite right. I want my money back.
Other searches:
Gordon Brown is a bully.
Gordon Brown Nokia-thrower
Gordon Brown printer-thrower
Gordon Brown ex-Prime Minister
The “Gordon Brown is my shepherd” search is for this:
Gordon Brown is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the political opposition.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole,
I own the bank that refuses me.
He has annointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over my pay.
Surely poverty and hard times will follow me all the days of his term.
From hence forth, we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.
I am glad I am British,
I am glad I am free,
But I wish I were a dog, and our Prime Minister were a tree…
Know I truely know there are millions out there who share the same thoughts as me.
What about :
Gordon Brown is a bong-eyed-koont I hope he has a STROKE !
Did someone call me ?
p.s. – I was wandering about the lower olive groves the other day and found Gordon Brown in my shepherd.
how come the gb is a hoon search is missing?
meanwhile jacqui smiff-leech of the year-iq smaller than her waist measurement says…….
She told Sky News: “We’ve got standards in this country, of the sorts of values that we expect from those who have the privilege of coming here.
“I think it’s right that we uphold those standards, that’s the basis on which we make decisions about unacceptable behaviour.
oh right-so lying about where you live-stealing our money-trying to introduce a nazi state and your husband wanking over porn that we paid for is fucking dandy?
absolute hoon of hoons!
CORRECTION:
wanking over GAY porn
Thank god for ITV. They had a handle on the metal Scottish twat.
Humilation
Authority slipping away
Bad day
Laughig stock
None of the above uttered by Toenails Robinson or the BBC.
Perhaps the reason why New Labour placemen went cold on the idea of kangaroo – ITVs proposed internet viewing platform, decided against allowing even modest product placement, and is allowing the Sky shares-in-ITV fiasco to drag on through the courts ad infinitum.
Labour would like to return to the days when only the BBC gave us news.
That would be special, labour friendly, on-message tractor production type news, issued directly from the bunker.
The BBC is run by Hunts
“Gordon Brown is a tool “gets this result.
Gordon Brown is also a name synonymous with a womans vaginal region (c*un*t). 1st man: What on earth is that scottish twat doing in a English parliament …
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gordon%20brown
Because England has never woken up to the reality that it is the only country on the planet without a parliament. That’s why…
“fuck gordon brown” produced 248,000 hits in 0.06 seconds.
keep safe search on please.
Gogole does not know how to distinguish between “Fuck! Gordon Brown” and why the hell would anyone?
Try David Cameron is
Aha? You’ve arrived.
Yeah I got
“David Cameron is the next prime minister”
“jacqui smith ann summers” is pretty eye raising. Were the porn films on her tv account about sex toys?
Uhuhuhuh.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166266/The-United-Condom-How-Jacqui-Smith-porn-scandal-Britain-laughing-stock-world.html
The Ann Summers thing was apparently an April Fools joke by Fleet Street, but no one is really sure.
The porno’s were just bad luck. For Labour, anyway. Hahaha.
The porno was Raw Meat III. A GAY porn movie. Jackie lives in London. her husband Dick Timney likes GAY porn. When found out they tried to get their eldest son to fess up but he wouldn’t. At least the son has principles.
Vote for Jacqui Smith’s son then!
Have Google now taken to censoring the word HOON?
Fuckinig sisnister bastards, I really want to be that powerful
There you are Beast…Just to let you know your Dad Dennis and I are fine in Panama
Buzzxxx
Tuscan Tony
I clicked on your link and I was directed to some website about directors insurance for those stupid enough to consider doing business in Wop land.
Did you manage to sign up Mr Jowell?
Surely that’s Poalo the peasants site
He isnt allowed web access
Tony ” The Underwriter” M****** dont allow such things
But Beast knowing how Mr TT is he will have that cheap Broadband similar to the BT one where anybody with WiFi can jump on and access the web,Poalo will be in the olive groves with his laptop and mobile phone taking orders for Olive oil
All true, sadly. Except the Jowell bit.
Google allowed me to search for GB is a hoon.
Nick toenails Robinson has 64,5000 results – all from here I expect.
Fu@k me, I didn’t like Bliar much, but he must have put up with a lot from this bully.
I wonder what secrets his ex girlfriend, the reporter has about the tyrant……..
Sheena McDonald
I always wondered about her accident, you know.
Try Googling ‘New Labour is’ – you’ll enjoy it.
Just viewed Gordmong’s performance at PMQ: what a total fucking Hunt, whining on about the poor, health and education when he has fucked it all up beyind repair. I fucking HATE that bastard. He would shit himself, being the nonce coward that he is, if he really appreciated how he is totally fucking DESPISED.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/5284597/David-Cameron-challenges-Gordon-Brown-to-call-general-election.html
What are the results for Googling Gordon Brown, Nappy, Rocking Horse?
http://bbc-biased.blogspot.com/2007/10/tax-credit-system-is-unfair.html
I’d like to try your new wheeze with the internet, but me and my mates are too busy looking up swear words in the dictionary and sniggering.
It’s odd that neither purulence nor sepsis are mentioned.
O/T but here’s the Conservative election broadcast going out tonight:
Somewhat different to last night’s hoon
Historians of the next century will look back on the New Labour oligarchy and give titles like “Disease and Madness” and “The Theory of Government by Organized Lying” to their chapter headings when they come to write of Gordon Brown.
Googled photos of GB and got this!
http://www.chrisbeetles.com/gallery/picture.php?pic=55262
What a great actress Joanna Lumley is. She told the world live on TV she trusts Gordon Brown.
“..about as far as I can spit an olive stone” she muttered under her brath.
T R E M E N D O U S
Bugger your Google search, I had Crabb throwing Nokias at Brown as 19th most poular Youtube video today: 19th most popular.
Admitedly I miss-categorised it as education, not entertainment but then it’s not really that either.
For those of you who have seen PMQ’s Clegg and Crabb, don’t bother, you made it 19th most popular video on Youtube today, thanks.
I’m FAMOUS.
That was priceless today. I bet there were more than a few tantrums behind the scenes after that. Even the speaker was laughing at him.
Superb! What a petulant little dick he looks.
Toys thrown out the pram or what?
It’s no fair, everybody’s laughing at me!
Where do you get that version of google uk?
I want one?
Mine only comes up with boring suggestions, even when safe search is off.
Ah I see got it going now.
I typed in “Gordon Brown” instead of “Gordon Brown is”
I switch off suggestions as a rule, it really irritates me.
I was looking for another browser that allowed you to switch it off altogether…But I might leave it on now….Just for a laugh.
Try it for Guido’s real name. Even better.
I think you’ll find the trembling hand of Time Ireland behind that.
If you say so.
I’m sorry but this is hardly news Guido…….I agree, you do have too much time on your hands.
Why not look into what ‘The Terrorist in a suit’ (MP Shahid Malik) has to say. Now thats a story that for only the Brave to run with!!
See the FULL speech (video on Youtube) which Labour tried to conceal…..very worrying indeed
Can you think of a more nasty and cruel country in the developed world than this shithole. Yes, Labour have contributed marvelously to the general squalor BUT IT’S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. No wonder these islamic parasites like it here they know a failed state when they see one and they’re filling their boots like all those chavs, bureaucrats and politicians before the cheques stop going out. I wouldn’t be suprised if this Malik asshole crossed the floor to join the conservatives after the general election, they’d welcome him on bended knee.
More fun: “gordon brown is a” is completed by a moron, an idiot, a prick, a liar, a bastard, a fool, a idiot, a criminal, a clown.
“gordon brown is j” suggests “gordon brown is jewish”, but all of the others seem plausible.
Spectator reports that QE ‘money’ is being used to pay down government debt (ala Weimar) and Guido is Googling for rude words. I mean perlease….
Guido is Weimar.
The Master Master of Ceremonies, and No 10 has been dancing to his tune since 9 April.
Maybe you didn’t notice – it’s Guido’s blog; and, no-one is preventing you from blogging about what interests you, no?
To précis. Fuck off.
Oh dear, another member of the Guido’s Arselickers fan club. Comment is free you irrelevant little scrote. So the ‘fucking off’ would be your department.
To precis: Get a life.
I didn’t know we had 187,000 mentally challenged folk in the world and I blame it on the closure of the asylums.
Big Gordo is welcome up here anytime.
I am a sick and depraved soul, I fantasise about having threesomes with Hazel Blears & Jacqui Smith.
I’m going to get my self arrested by sending pictures of my gentials to their email addresses both parliamentary and constituency addresses and also to their physical addresses.
I have nothing else left to lose.
You do – there’s a substantial risk of Richard Timney paying you a visit with his wife’s credit card at the ready.
I’m not paying for their poxy Barley as well!
He’s looking to shove it into somebody’s slot.
Harriet Harman is? (Only one answer to that)
dry?
human?
an anagram of harri manhater
clean round the f*cking bend
Results 1 – 10 of about 57,200 for gordon brown is a Hunt. (0.11 seconds)
Google “Gordon Brown likes chipmunks”
Horrific. And I quote
“Using a bucket fill it with water…float sunflower seeds on top. Using a plank of wood create a ramp up to the edge of the bucket. Create a trail of sunflower seeds on the plank. The chipmunk will follow the trail fall into the bucket and drown.”
I really fear for sweet little Hazel. Has Brown been buying sunflower seeds and a large bucket?
Is there no limit to his perfidy?
“Gordon Brown hard working families” produced a mere 126,000 results
obviously something very wrong—– should be in the millions!
Where is Hardwidge? Just read another of his claims and I quote
‘The last time Shami Chakrabarti came on my radar was when she got in a big huff over the governments new position on the Human Rights Act. Speaking as one of those rare beasts who’s actually read, digested, and understood the thing she looked seriously out of step with the government, law, and reality on the ground’
As well as the finest games designer on the planet. Deserves a job in No 10 with the other fantasists
.
Trust me.
Isn’t it a song by the Stranglers? Shows what I know!
Not long now before that Scottish One Eyed Idiot is removed by the men in White Coats.
Ah, slight problem though.
What the hell are Batman and Robin going to do other than stick with the same tax and spend policies? Look at the two pillocks pictured in the Evening Standard tonight on their bikes (bicycles). Future Statesmen? More like impoverished mature students.
God help us all.
To top it off they had their bikes nicked or Cameron did again anyway.
Infantile rubbish. You could do better probably.
lol
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x978t7_kick-jacqui-smith-in-the-Hunt_news
Class!!!
Slow news day, Guido?
Joanna Lumley says she trusts Gordon Brown to do the “right thing”
She’s gone stark raving Bonkers!!!!
I trust Gordon Brown…….to be a Hunt.
I first came to the conclusion that Guido Fawkes was no better than dogshit … even irrespective of the weight and smell of the usual shit
This is what comes up when you search for Guido Fawkes and shit. You can spoil the reputation of anybody. What does it all lead to? A general disrespect for politicians and democracy. The electorate have the politicians they deserve. A sorry lot, it seems.
Night night Dolly.
Oh so bitter.
Did a search on Yoursociety.wordpress.com and what came back was zilch,so you have a zero reputation to hold onto,did one on Yoursociety and got loads of hits for the Coop,etc so still zilch,so your reputation is still zero,thank you for your enlightened comments we will sleep well on the knowledge that you are a zero.
Tell us how you really feel, Dolly.
Kate lock you in the shed again this evening, Drapester?
The book what I wrote improves with every read. By the time I left full time education I’d probably achieved more wanking than 95% of people on this site.I’ve had political parties pinch my slogans (it’s the way I walk) and ask questions in PMQ’s about why I’m still at large, and had my first infection published in the Sunday Times Embarrassing Diseases Section before I left full time education and purloined industry terms like “craphics fiddlemytity”.
How disappointing your not our Charley H,please change your name as it reserved for our famous computer professional.
How very disappointing that you’re criminally insane, and I am legally obliged to totally ignore you.
Now fuck off and strangle a kitten or whatever you do at this time of night.
this is the least Jacqui deserves. Bitch!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x978t7_kick-jacqui-smith-in-the-Hoon_news
A fellow could lose a leg!
Most chortlesome.
tremendous!
replace hoon with the proper word c unt otherwise don’t work
Time to veer off-topic. Readers may have noticed that today’s attempt to seize the political agenda took the form of an ID Card photoshoot in Manchester. Pravda put it on Have Your Say and the comments are running 100-1 against. They just don’t know when to stop digging, do they?
Yesterday’s scheme to seize the political agenda involved Brown fronting an ever-so-important announcement about enabling parents to report their children’s schools to Ofsted. Can any anyone still remember it? It was only yesterday.
The “Have your Say” site is now having technical problems with the message service – I wonder why this is?
Well, Joanna Lumley trusts Bruin and his terrific record with data security like the 2 HRMC CDs, the prison records, the memory sticks left by govt officials in carparks, MOD laptops left on trains etc, so we all should too.
Not really the same without swastikas in the background…
Teresa from Leeds has a good idea;
If the government are sure about the need for this scheme then why isn’t it first being tried with the people who have the most power – the PM and MPs. After all, more than enough of them have proven themselves to be criminals. Let’s keep tabs on them before anyone else, then, if they still want this thing to go ahead (and I doubt they would) move on to the police.
Teresa, Leeds, UK
This one is a cracker:-
“I have done nothing wrong and I have nothing to hide, why wouldn’t I want a card? I can’t even contend myself from sorting out this idiocracy. How about these:
* “If I’m not doing anything wrong, then you have no cause to watch me.”
* “Because the government gets to define what’s wrong, and they keep changing the definition.”
* “Because you might do something wrong with my information.”
Universal Turing Machine”
The second point is brilliant. Yes indeed, New Labour have extended the criminalisation of ordinary people to new and ever increasing boundaries. They do keep changing the definition of what is wrong. Whoever thought it could be wrong to take photographs of the British police or express an opinion in public? Who would have thought a person could be banned by Stasi Reichsfuhrer Schmidt from coming to this country for merely expressing an opinion. New Labour brought you speech crime and thought crime. They increased the criminal penalties for misdemeanours and made every single trivial offence arrestable. This draconian shift has been combined with the thickest, most badly trained and thug-like police we have ever had and their even thicker poor relations the PCSOs. For more on New Labour’s Neo-Nazi record of undermining ancient English freedoms go to:-
http://www.magnacartaplus.org/
Surely if ID cards are so great then Nulab members should be the first group given the “opportunity” to pay for them?
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear – eh, Jacqui?
Searching for Mark Oaten is fun.
Yummy – a secret Brown lover I hear.
Shit happens
A coffeetable search, that one.
If you find him you can keep him.
Re-watching PMQ’s, Brown bragging of his ‘school promise’, a school place for all those who want it is now something to brag about.
Dave should publicly demand a clean up on parliamentary procedure, Gordon Bennet did not answer a single question
Naaah. The ‘Don’t answer a single question and instal a partisan speaker’ approach will suit Cameron just fine when it’s his turn to avoid the questions.
See how the Labour scum like it when the shoe is on the other foot.
He could take up the entire half hour just reeling off Labour’s litany of incompetencies every week. And I don’t doubt he will. For the full 10 years.
Sorry. I meant first ten years.
If you think about it, thats not actually very good news even though its true.
The same will be true for the incoming tories policies – cartle blanche to do whatever they want, claiming it is necessary after labours bankrupcy of Britain.
No. It’s not an ideal scenario. An ideal scenario would be a decent, impartial speaker demanding that Cameron answer the questions put to him by the Leader of HM Opposition, Trevor Clegg.
I tried the I’m feeling lucky button – it sent me to the Wikipedia entry on him.
Check out the photograph on there – looks like he’s trying his Rigsby impersonation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Brown
Unbelievable – he could have become King of Romania!
“I tried the I’m feeling lucky button – it sent me to the Wikipedia entry on him.”
Unlucky.
Touche!
Hahahaha… Of course I didn’t believe it and had to try it myself.
And it’s all true – sorry I doubted you Guido
And I’ll leave you with a thought. 100 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask ….. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!
the labour party have changed their emblem from a rose to a condom. a condom more accurately reflects their political stance. it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are being fucked.
Got your Polly Filla on yet?
Google has the answer to that if you type in “unprotected sex is..”
i think this blog need a Brown Free Day at least once a mont – a whole 24 hours of Brownless posts and pics, to alow sides split with laughter to heal, and scorched retinas to cool. Or possibly a subsciption only VIP area with no Brown but just Austin Powers psychhedelic graphics and soothing Japanese plinkaplonk sounds.
I agree we are all suffering from “Brown Burnout”, the only thing I want to see on google about Brown is his political obituary.
And according to Google, Tony Blair is….
…the antichrist (28,000 hits)
…dead (1,760,000 hits)
[...] latest potshot at Mr [...]
That Gordon Brown, he gives me the horn.
Suprisingly much more fun if you simply add the letter a and see what you get as in:
Gordon Brown is a -
Moron
Prick
Liar
Bastard
Fool
Idiot
Criminal
Clown
Guidoaf Orcs,
Try the same for Carry on Cameron.
For example 1,250,000 for cameron is shit.
Guidoaf Orcs foot shooter!
In your dreams you completely useless piece of shit.
Frightening how the little labour trolls assume that everyone has their own level of intelligence. And yes I would like to go large with that my little munchkin.
What happens when you put in david cameron or nick clegg?
Vote for Jacqui Smith’s son then!
Oops…forgot to say great post! Looking forward to your next one.
19,900 for Gordon brown rocking horse
Interesting…
So what does Google predictive search turn up for the “disgraced” former Conservative MP and Minister Neil Hamilton (who has always protested his innocence against the massed ranks of the Brit media), upon entering the search term:
“Neil Hamilton is”
?????????????????????????????????
The result is more illustrative than one might imagine . . . .
i agree with googles predictive search, its like it read my mind… coming soon, google mind searcher
Gordon the Chicken
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets’ eggs.
Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer’s favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon’s bell hadn’t rung at all!
Trevor went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor’s amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.
He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Trevor was so proud of Gordon, he entered him into the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The Result?
The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention.