Balls Hits Gordon
Golf balls that is – what did you think Guido meant? Down in Sidcup Golfers get the chance to unleash their frustration at the government by aiming golf balls at the faces of Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling. The World of Golf chain of driving ranges in Sidcup, Croydon, New Malden and Glasgow have put up the targets for the pleasure of golfers.
CEO Grant Wright thought it would be a fun and tongue in cheek idea: “We knew it would be a risk but it’s not to be taken seriously and we haven’t had any problems so far.”
Guido reckons he might be the only business booming in the economy right now.
Hat-tip : News Shopper via Cynosarges
















So Its true he is in ‘a bunker’ after all
Any ideas how Nokia wound Gorden up enough to make him do this?
BEST ADVERT THEY HAVE EVER HAD……….
Can you imagine how awful it would be if Britain was run by Fascists?
They’d make sure everyone carried identity papers and you’d be arrested if you failed to show your papers to a policeman, a policeman who would be armed with stun guns and two handled billy clubs and who’d beat unarmed demonstrators to the ground if they protested government policy. The police would be granted the right to intern suspects without charge for months and if anyone spoke out against the government they’d be arrested as “terrorists”.
There would be constant monitoring of every citizen by CCTV on every street corner, the government would have access to your emails and phone messages, Jesus, they might even do crazy stuff like implanting computer chips in your bins to monitor your rubbish!
Anyone who happened to dislike some aspects of the government’s social policy would be forced out of business and making jokes or speaking your mind about certain protected classes of people could see you losing your job or even your children. The state would gain control over the lives and livelihoods of tens of millions of citizens and anyone who deviated from “acceptable” standards of behaviour would be punished by being deprived of health or welfare assistance.
The state run media would be intimidated into parroting government spin and lies and everyone from doctors and nurses to teachers and neighbours would be expected to report to the government any behaviour which was deemed to be outside government decreed standards.
Who knows they might even go crazy and start invading other countries.
Er. . .
Well said!
Oops, they must have slipped in under the radar – or was that the communists they call socialists here?
applaud
If you would like to understand exactly what Her Majesty’s Government big snooping plans are, I’ve posted a layman’s guide on my blog.
The official consultation period closes on 20 July, so get reading this short summary and stick your oar in.
http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/laymans-guide-to-hmg-internet-privacy.html
Don’t time drag when you are waitin for Christmas to arrive ??
E x .
Bravo. Orwell warned us, and we laughed.
I also saw this posted over on CIF – where the Guardianistas are really laying into Peter Hain who has written an article about the threat from the BNP.
Some really great stuff about ZanuLabour fascists in the comments, worth a read.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/29/bnp-european-elections-peter-hain?commentpage=1
Stephen
Oh, yes! That is so… ummm… are you certain you are allowed to say stuff like that, these days?
Been there and hit it many times … the pleasure gets greater and greater
TARGET: The one eyed son of Hoonse.
Ha ha yes and it’s snot the first time he’s been a target of fun. It really hasn’t been a GoodYear for him has it? Which is nice!
This may not be news to most of the posters here, but watching his performance tonight on Ch 4 and sky news claiming victory over the expenses debate, well he is totally barmy army.
That was a very strange performance from our supreme leader on Channel 4 news – he really is on the edge; quite peculiar the way he seems to believe his own lies or fantasies.
And as for Harman on PM – I wonder why she’s softened the tone of her voice and is now trying to sound all mumsy and suburban?
They’re a bloody disgrace!
Did anyone capture the interview?
It really was astounding wasn’t it?
Clearly not the first time he’s has balls slapping on to his chin
Yep and now the doghouse….
“If Gordon was a dog, he’d be put down” – RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1175876/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-If-Gordon-dog-hed-down.html
Target over his handsome, noble forehead?
Did they nick next weekend’s graphic, Guido?
If you get a perfect head shot a Nokia phone falls on you.
Off Topic but Silly Milly (Milliband) has gone and got into a row with the SriLankan Defenece Minister. Can this Country sink any lower?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/30/sri-lanka-tamil-tigers
Milliband. Two ‘D’s at ‘A’ level and he gets into Oxford?
WTF.
We were always told ‘A’ Levels were the ‘gold standard’. Looks like they had Milliband pegged alright.
Fucking arsehole. And that’s quoting the Russian Foreign Minister.
As someone who was educated at both Oxford and Cambridge, I can assure you that the only way someone with your intellect could ever “get into Oxford” would be in the back of a police car on the way to Oxford Police Station.
What? Like Draper was educated at Berkeley?
Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown.
That’ll be Oxford Brookes, then.
Anon.
Not even. A pure lie.
We may not have been educated at Oxford or Cambridge, but we are still capable of working out when we’ve been taken for a ride.
Funny how you had to slot that one in.
Charles H used to write unintelligible piffle on the Toenails blog.I hope he is just visiting here and does not intend to stay.I would have thought that the Guido army was unworthy of his august attention.
Has Charlie got out again? Nurse!
Charles – in a previous post you wrote
“The Tao warns of the perception of arrogance”
and then you write
“As someone who was educated at both Oxford and Cambridge, I can assure you that the only way someone with your intellect could ever “get into Oxford” would be in the back of a police car on the way to Oxford Police Station.”
That does come across as rather arrogant – and rather un-zen like. Surely you should be trying to lift the perception of this forum, to perhaps point out where they might be “not see the whole picture”. But alas no, you resort to sniping, smears and nastyness – and thus demeen yourself – and any point you then attempt to make.
Before you get exited about Charlie boy read this
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_dreddvsdeath_pc/comments?comment_start=50
Hee gets everwhere and nobody takes him seriously, very much like Gordon Brown, tied up in his own Labour world
I thought Taoism pre-dated Zen?….
hardwidge is a fucking tool
NuLabour Policy:- How low can you go?
He’s just emulating the idiocies of the Supreme Idiot. Flying off on photo-jaunts all over the world convinced in his fucked up head that his mere presence and self-proclaimed genius will fix age old problems and the entire economy.
When visitors come here he gets’ to tell them what he likes. He forgets that when he’s in somebody else’s house he needs to pay a bit of attention instead of arrogantly lecturing them from a position of fuck-all knowledge. Which is why the Pakistani president told him to fuck off and the Polish guy gave him a lesson in economics.
Put the arrogant arsehole in his place.
Hazel Blears
The only cabinet minister that does not have to kneel down to give McMental a BJ
Live Question Time Chat 10.30 – 11.45
http://www.torybear.com
Interesting article – I like the bit that says a Sri Lankan minister also complained that the BBC is dishing our propaganda without verification – that could not possibly be true-could it?
Two Ds Milliband has now pissed off the Indians and now Sri Lankans in rapid succession.He ios even worse at the job than Beckett!
Well let’s just say they are all pretty rough and the world probably thinks we are rubbish – bring back the days of Douglas-Home.
DONT FEED THE TROLL
Same way Archer got into Oxford. Or same institution.
This will be the same Miliband who managed to grossly insult the Indians earlier this year:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India/Miliband-equates-Kashmir-with-terror-from-Pakistan/articleshow/3985530.cms
And follows Gordo upsetting the Pakistanis earlier this week.
This must be a record, I don’t think we have managed to upset the whole sub-continent so much since 1857.
Well, thanks for destroying our international reputation as well as everything else you twats.
nice one air nokia one
although it should be pointed that you cannot take guns onto driving ranges !
I wonder if you can hire a abrahams tank for the afternoon .
Ah, Abrahams…another forgotten scandal.
Abrams, even.
mmm my appologies , those Americans , fender, garbage , pants and my typos , dont worry one day ill come up with somthing funny , bound to
Guido is there any truth in the rumour circulating that a stalking horse candidate is being prepared to stand against Brown and trigger a leadership election, in the next week?
Allegedly a young one, not Millipants, he of the banana.
Nothing in it at all – just a bit of mischief making by McBride and chums to take the sting out of any potential mutterings.
Millibanana?
Someone said on here last night that it’s an ex-minister. Charles Clarke?
BUNKER ANNOUNCEMENT
There is absolutely no truth in the rumour that a ’stalking horse’ is willing to stand against the PM. I can though confirm that this is in fact the Labour party and as such I can also confirm that there is a ’stalking donkey’ willing to stand.
5% of Lib dem voters who actually still think labour will win an election have been blindfolded and are presently round the back trying to pin a red rosette on the donkeys ass (Double entendre?) before being taken away and shot for utter stupidity.
I can confirm that there is a stalking horse and it is called Trigger.!
I can’t see Del Boy backing him, even I’d disown a friend who ran as a ZaNuLiebour candidate :P
millivanilli , they were fake too
Such a shame it wasn’t the real McBastard out on the course
I may take up golf.
i need to take up golf.
Even by your low standards this is absolutely pathetic, Guido. And you have the nerve to criticise McBride…
The Tories are depressing business confidence and scaring consumers just so they can win an election. That’s not just incompetence but economic terrorism. They are criminals and terrorists and would be in jail in some South Asian countries.
Is Cameron going to apologise for deliberately trying to create a Tory spy network in government and taking advantage of corrosive agenda campaigning online and offline? It’s one thing having a discussion that went nowhere and another thing entirely to be neck deep in the filth Cameron wades in.
If Labour is the whore with a heart of gold what does that make Cameron? The bully who smiles while he mashes your face in? The hero who hides behind abused babies? The gangster who relies on fearful whispers to stay on top? Behind the silk suits he’s guilty of something and I’m beyond caring how Cameron gets taken down.
fuck off
Seconded (and thirded)
The Tao warns of the perception of arrogance and you will pay a heavy price for that, but the Tao also suggests that people cannot find it in their hearts to go to war if a king humbly takes on the blame. Thus, in death we may find life, and in life find death.
Why don’t you post your real name and address, and we can talk in person?
‘Ere stop messin about
Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown.
CH. 5.40pm.
Do the Tau have a view about those who persist in talking self-indulgent, patronising bollocks?
Is it pistol’s at dawn or is it seven iron’s.?
Hi Ambrose!
Ta taa!
Tra laa! shurely Mr Monkey Chops?
Anyway – Mr Hardwidge, do go away dear boy – your keyboard warrior efforts are required at Labourlist.
Wanker
Try a lie-down in a darkened room CH.
I have some whisky and a cluedo piece
u2@
Hi Dolly.
Now fuck off you Hoon.
Are there any gurkhas around? I feel we should introduce them to dear Charles.
Bloody hell – 4 paragraphs and not a mention of Zen. Quick call a nurse CEH must be ill.
But come on Charles – I must admit your compliment to Cameron was very subtle – comparing him (just one person) to the WHOLE of the Labour party (the many). Buddha – you must be worried.
Would you like to ‘Supersize’ that? I used to be a Labour MP you know.
Fuck off Jacqui.
charles:
how do you equate this comment you left on labour list “I’m going to pick on this comment to highlight how people with grudges or vested interests just get away with making wild ass claims”
with
“The Tories are depressing business confidence and scaring consumers just so they can win an election. That’s not just incompetence but economic terrorism. They are criminals and terrorists”
hmmm…..what was it again? ‘wild ass claims’? :o)
You shouldn’t be so horrid to Hardwidget; he was at Oxford and Cambridge you know!
“at” or “in”
Draper get to fuck.
Standards have dropped somewhat.
Charles – if someone doesn’t start to reign in this country’s spending soon, there will be no country left, in which to elect a PM. THIS is what your beloved party has done over the last 12 years. My children and grandchildren will be paying for this for the rest of their lives, and they’re not even teenagers yet. How fair is that?
As for the Conservatived being economic terrorists, perhaps you should have a look at your own party too. Some of them are definitely not whiter than white. More like a very grubby shade of grey.
Let me ask you this. If you were up to your neck in debt, would you just keep on borrowing more to pay for it? Most sensible people would not.
It is so refreshing to be able to retort to CEH on this forum without Brown’s bottom buddies at the BBC censoring it.
CEH, you support an evil bunch of child abusing war criminals. They are vile, evils thieves and charlatans and they all deserve to be executed for supporting the pre-meditated murder of over a million Iraqis. They are a cancer in the heart of this land and should be treated as such.
They are hatred personified in their racist and sexist prejudice. Their prejudice against anyone with honour, dignity, compassion, honesty and high moral standing is disgusting. Their rank and gross corruption of our country, parliament and political system stinks with a foul stench of the necrotic waste from the pit of an open mass grave that has been left open to the sun for a week. To use the vernacular, they are all obscene fucking wankers and shit eating sperm dribblers and they deserve to die for their massive trail of lie induced death and decay. They have slaughtered a golden economic legacy, leading this country into the first deep depression in our lifetimes, Squandering Billions to billionaires and attempting to double the income tax of the poorest workers whilst lying about it. They have stolen and abused children from loving homes whilst leaving children at risk to be slowly tortured to death. They have dumbed down our children, left our elderly to die, wallowing in their own shit in hospital corridors, They have neutered our armed services with dangerous political correctness gone mad, politicised our civil service and police, turning both into enforcers of their psuedo-communist state and frittered away liberties that were secured with the hard fought blood of our forefathers.
There is not an area of the state that has not been fouled and contaminated by the filth of this wretched Labour Government.
CEH you are a HOON of the worst kind for even attempting to excuse such a bunch of evil, mendacious, malevolent pricks.
Your inane rambling about ZEN shows you have absolutely NO understanding of ZEN and each utterance exposed further your ignorance and blatant stupidity.
Now FUCK OFF back to that labour propagandising shithead boyfriend of Brown, Nick Robinson you waste of DNA.
Nothing to add to that, Mr Ned. I think you’ve hit it right on the button.
Mr Ned – I agree completely – but to refer to CEH as a waste of DNA is rather cruel. Perhaps oxygen thief is a better term of reference.
In a democracy we get the politicians we deserve – by not voting.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/daniel_hannan
http://greychatter.blogspot.com/
rein in
Standards are most certainly not what one expects?
Were you educated in Welsh perhaps?
Shut it Hatwidge, you racist.
Oh there you are, you naughty boy!
I see, you’ve been to the club again. Now, I have some news for you, I’m pregnant.
That’s why I want a cuddle, silly man.
Come on then, huggies, kissy, kissy….;0)
While I think ‘fuck off’ is absolutely correct in it’s sentiment I have a little more proof that Mr Charles Hardwidge is a pompous, self important propaganda machine that seems to be spending a bit too much time blowing his own pink oboe on blogs than doing any of his self-referenced entrepreneurship.
To see him getting a good kicking form both left and right have a look at the comments in
http://www.labourlist.org/labourlist-gurkhas-defeat-government-vote-cameron-clegg
Now fuck off Charles – and yes I am being common. Don’t care.
I refuse to dignify that shithole with a ‘hit’. I’ll take your word for it.
Charles is only here because the Beeb banned him from the HYS columns.
Fucking oaf!!
I didn’t know about the sperm dribbling. !!
Fuck off back to Millers Wankfest at Labourlost, you wretched worn out pissflap
‘Ere stop messin about !
Oh do get off the fence OH, married life is making you soft :lol:
wots a pissflpap?
Subtle as ever, OH, but difficult to disagree with!
Yawn.
Has to be a large vehicle I suppose, to accommodate all those pies….
Correction. Methinks McMental has the capability of depressing business capability on his very own.
His one and only real skill – and he needs no assistance from anyone to ensure complete success.
Heavyweight Intellectual that he is.
Are you the inspiration for “Bob Roberts” of Worcester, by any chance?
Because he’s just as deluded as you are, just slightly less of a long-winded streak of piss.
The Penguin
Bob Roberts is Richard Timney.
Bob Roberts hasnt been on the Daily Mail much lately. But agreed. Bob truly is in a complete state of denial about McMental and the NuLab project.
Indeed, but Bob did setup that counter petition…. :)
You truly are a dick.
You don’t have to scare anyone, in case you have had your head stuck in the sand we are already broke.
Shops are shutting and businesses collapsing daily.
Don’t even talk about jails because there’s no fucking room left because of the most incompetent, pitiful and totally useless excuse for a Government ever seen.
“The Tories are depressing business confidence and scaring consumers just so they can win an election.”
Hmm, which is worse something that the Tories are not really doing at all (bit of bullcrap there old chap) or Gordon The Saviour Of All Mankind relishing how swine flu is about to devastate this country, although its hard to see how this banal, nostril-excavating basket case can possibly think that any virus can be worse than what he has done to us all.
It’s not the Tory spy network you need to worry about, Charlie boy. It’s the microwaving of your brain cells by David Davis and his techno-henchmen.
You could try wearing an aluminium foil helmet to block out the voices. I hear that works.
You think some guys hitting golf balls at posters
of the Prime Minister is as bad as the McBride
thing? Really?
The problem with lines like “why don’t you publish
your real name and address and then we can talk in person”
is that it’s unclear if that was the original poster
or somebody pretending to be the original poster.
If that’s really you, Charles, then you’ve taken a step
down from your usual nonsense and into a whole other realm.
Are you actually trying to cyber-threaten people?
It’s pathetic!
Up until now you’ve been happily trolling and that’s fine.
People do it to you on Labourlist. But really, is this the
best you can come up with? Surely that’s not very
‘Zen’ of you?
Oh… I use my real name and my address is on my blog,
should you feel at all aggrieved with me at any point
you’ll know where to find me.
ahh the same Charles Hardwidge (hogwash) from Nick the Prick BBC bullshit PolitiCULL Blog.. ahh i see
Look charles fuck off with your pathetic japanese matra bullshit.
Its getting quite boring reading your many posts on the BBC Nick/Brown skid mark stain of a BLOG. Please i dont want to have to read you utter crap on here too. Why dont you just do yourself, and us a favour and fuck off and die!
Go away Hardwad you irritating waste of space!
Blimey, you really do only have two posts, “David the Economic Terrorist” and “You’re a troll for disagreeing with me”.
I went down to the Sidcup one and had a few goes. It was very addictive.
Where can I buy one of those signs….anyone??
That’s nothing. A gay pal of mine had Gordon’s face tattood on his arse with the mouth in the, uhhumm, required position. His partner says that is quite addictive.
How very horrible.
Yes, but it was the right thing!
That’s nothing. A gal pal of mine had a tattoo of Jacqui Smith with her legs open done across his backside. Now his partner puts a bath plug in his bottom after he has finished his business …
Did you say a bath plug, or a dustbin lid.?
“A gay pal of mine ………”. Yeh, right.
The commons vote is becoming a farce. What is going on ?
Mad Mick is at it again. After a unanimous vote to leave decision till after Kelly enquiry, he went ahead with decisions on subsequent motions. He appears to have gone against the will of the House.
Mick was actually there?Not with Mrs Mick on a jolly in Paradise?
Simple.The government have outmanoeuvered those trying to make the issue political and a vote against Brown. By accepting the “Young Amendment” which refers the matters of MPs expenses to the Kelly Enquiry they avoid a certain defeat on that – then – they continue to move their own original amendments but even the Speaker seemed non-plussed when answering “points of order” from Alan Duncan an Ann Widecombe before the vote asking if this was permissible by saying “I am REQUIRED by the rules of the House to put the questions to the House!”
As I predicted then. No ’stalking horse’ candidate emerges. Utter cowards the lot of them. The electorate saddled with another 200bn quid of debt or another 200K of pay, pension contributions and fraudulent expense claims for me?
Hmmmm. Tough one. If you’ve got absolutely zero morals.
They’re just Uber benefit fraudsters. The next time they run those ‘Big Brother is watching you’ ads – the ‘No buts…’ one I must remember to make a note of the number.
There is no vote to speak of; Brown pulled the vote out for most of what he’d originally proposed, the only stuff left is along the lines of “should we avoid pissing on our voters’ faces?”
But, despite that, the BBC will obviously see Brown’s pulling of the vote in terms of “Brown reasserts his authority. Don’t worry, everything’s fine, he knows what he’s doing and everybody loves him”
I would imagine a large number of such targets have been improvised on rifle ranges up and down the country.
tick tock Signatures: 35,402
My eyesight’s not what it was. Do you think it would be OK just to twat him between the eyes a few times with a 9 Iron?
Golf is a good walk ruined, mate. How about a meat-cleaver?
Let John Daly twat him with a Driver.!
mate of mine has just come back from Afghanistan, reckons he can lay his hands on an RPG… should do the job better than a 5 iron.. just the ticket
Should be a full-length graphic with a nude GB so you can actually aim at his balls.
Hey this is a great idea – how about replacing all the distance markers with graphics of Cabinet members! GB would have pride of place in the spot that is easiest to hit.
A graphic of Charles Hardwige could be displayed at the back of the practice nets – may help to knock some sense of humour into him – metaphorically that is – don’t think it’s otherwise possible.
Why restrict it to golf courses, manifold uses surely?
What balls? Or are you talking about Ed and Yvette?
Whack! Looks great fun.
Why are the muslims trying to kill the Dutch royal family?
Cause its what angry mozzies do.
They seem to have a bee in their burkas over something or other.
Its a Fatwa against cheap hash, great beer and some of the best hookers in Western Europe.
Do not forget ze clogs and ze tulips.
They will eventually get around to everyone. ” They must be on D’s at the moment”.
Off topic but interesting.
I pointed out last evening that over 30,000 had signed the petition asking Brown to resign on Minge Cambell’s comment in the Guardian about Gurkhas.
It vanished without trace!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody in Guardianistan is hurting badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anything Pravda hate they declare as “off topic” a catch-all phrase designed to filter out any “off message” posts.
The Tao comments that a third of people will follow, a third will oppose, and a third will follow whoever looks like they’re in charge. (It’s one reason why Proportional Representation is no better than first past the post as an electoral mechanism.) Labour’s biggest issue is they’re trying too hard to look like they’re in charge while the Tories are good at pretending even if they’ve got nothing to offer.
Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.
Fuck off Brown.
What is this boy whittering about.
Go and watch some telly mate.
Or get a dog they say they make a good friend and believe me, you need one.
Foam or Gel, Hardwidge, George, Jimmy, Welfare State, No More Tory Toffs, Master Baiter, Ambrose S!lk
Please post at the same time.
Tra Fuckin’ La
Mr Anon – I’d be :shock: if they do!
Fuck me you’re a tedious boring Hoon and no mistake. I bet this technique of yours goes a storm with the ladies, doesn’t it?
Or maybe not, which is why you are such a wanker.
The Penguin
Bog off you tit!!
Bluntly Charles,I believe 3 thirds think you would come third in any tripartite event.
Ms Jackboot should be staked out on the driving ranges, too. Have you seen her pizza collection uniform? Click on Jackanory….
On her back, legs akimbo.. Bottle of bolly to the guy who hits the target.
Puts me off golf for life!
You didn’t say which hole we’re aiming at, son.
Deep thorny rough
Nearly peed myself dear, she looks like Myra Hindleys sister.
I would like to see whole the cabinet at distant distances. Hazel Blears at 80 yards! Even a duff golfer like me could hit that.
You evil bastard! I use Hazel regularly as a tee. She likes the rustle through her hair of the driver as it hits the ball – reminds her of when Tony Blair used to use her as a drinks stand at Number 10.
Was that before or after she was a doorstop at the FO?
The main petition:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
is now the 25th most signed of all time. THis one:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
asking for the departure of Jacqboots could do with your help as well
24th now with 36,095
The guy should take this idea further, so when the ball hits, a voice shouts ‘Snot-gobbler’, ‘Scottish Tosser’ etc.
Or ‘Do nothing party’, ‘Best placed to weather’, ‘Doing the right thing’, ‘Getting on with the job’.
Of course in the US you could just buy targets like that and machine gun them on the range to let off a bit of steam. They have some fine passtimes.
Yes it started in america.
Damn. @started in America’. How could I forget that? ‘Global problem requiring global solutions’. That’s another.
He really is a speak-your-weight machine of a PM isn’t he.
“And that is why…”
He really is a speak-your-weight machine of a PM isn’t he.
Shame he’s such a clumping buffoon yet a total lightweight.
“There be no return to boom and bust!”
“There is no leadership contest”
Why don’t you like me? Am I really that bad?
You know, I could have hidden behind my blue (formerly orange) badge, being disabled and all, but a sense of civic duty and pride in our country got the better of me and I thought it prudent to rape you all for a trillion or so.
When I pop in to the local for a wee dram, I never have any trouble getting to the bar. When I was a wee kiddy, I never had the complication of playing with other mini-Scots. On the rare occasions that I did, I was the patient to their doctors and nurses. That’s how I became monocular, you know. Wee Morag was rather clumsy with the kiddie-proof, blunted scissors whilst trimming my eye-lashes. I got over that minor mishap to become the well-rounded human being that you see saving the world today.
Carried 305 in favour 31 against — SMOKIN’ !!!!
(1) That, for the purpose of complying with the Resolution of the House of 22 May 1974 relating to Registration of Members’ Financial Interests, in respect of interests falling within Category 1 (Directorships), Category 2 (Remunerated employment, office, profession, etc) or Category 3 (Clients), hon. Members shall furnish the Registrar with the following particulars—
(a) the precise amount of each individual payment made in relation to any interest,
(b) the nature of the work carried out in return for that payment,
(c) the number of hours worked during the period to which the payment relates, and
(d) except where disclosure of the information would be contrary to any legal or established professional duty of privacy or confidentiality, the name and address of the person, organisation or company making the payment;
(2) That such interests shall be registered whether or not their value in any given year exceeds one per cent. of the current Parliamentary salary;
(3) That the provisions of this Resolution shall apply whether or not the interest in question depends essentially upon, or arises out of, the hon. Member’s position as a Member of Parliament; and
(4) That the provisions of this Resolution shall come into effect on 1 July 2009.
Wow – you’re working late tonight. What do you get in overtime? Or do you get a day off in lieu?
PS. Still waiting for apology from you for your racist ‘Caribbean thinking’ remark.
Guido’s blog is political porn. He’s just another troll and not worth the time of day. Apart from being bone idle the other reason why I can’t be bothered to set up a blog countering him as it’s not worth it.
Guido’s ghetto like blog can cross the legal line and enthuse people to spread their abuseive attitude around so the occasional slap and questioning people who promote him is fair enough.
Fuck off, mong. Must be getting near clocking off time? Nothing like being paid to comment on blogs, eh?
Never mind, the real world will be giving a good slap soon.
Har, har.
You’re a fucking twat.
For good goodness sakes eff off to red rag.
“Guido’s blog is political porn”
Yup. Even Five Bellies reads it on expenses. Don’t pull your cock too hard Charles, it’ll fall off.
what’s wrong with a bit of political porn? Can’t we have ANY fun?
He’s still at it then.
I suppose that a bit of light hearted blogging will do him good.
Be nice to him.
Hello, it’s time for your medicine dear.
You seem very upset at the stories Guido has managed to bring to light. I assume – nay, KNOW considering that you’re a leftie – that you think all “truth” should be filtered through your own prism. Nope, sorry, not going to happen.
By the way, Mister Oxbridge: ghetto-like, abusive, “is it’s not worth it” or rewrite the sentence.
As regards Tories being economic terrorists: Rubbish! They’re simply telling the truth and that is their job as Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition. You failed to get your one-party state abd I reckon it’s just about too late now, though your evil “Civil Contingencies Act” may yet deliver it to you.
Also, if Guido is not worth the time of day then what the hell are you doing on here?
Cherie Darling plus One says:
April 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Oh there you are, you naughty boy!
I see, you’ve been to the club again. Now, I have some news for you, I’m pregnant.
That’s why I want a cuddle, silly man.
Come on then, huggies, kissy, kissy….;0)
I Take it you don’t care then?
Foam or Gel, Hardwidge, George, Jimmy, Welfare State, No More Tory Toffs, Master Baiter, Ambrose S!lk
Please post at the same time.
Tra Fuckin’ La
Do us all a favour CH and ram your head up a dead bear’s bum, there’s a good chap. Can’t imagine why you bother to read a blog that isn’t worth the time of day. No one is forcing you to read this blog so why not fuck off without a refund??
I think a live one would be better – love to see the reaction!
And of course you’re up your neck and several yards beyond in debt. Most of us of course are only 2′6″ or so above neck level thanks to the shite who employ you.
I’d stop getting tuffsy-wuffsy too in your position. Somebody might just take you up on it.
Actually the real reason my old Hardwidget, is that you are crap at blogging
Well Charles I think you’d have to concede that the sheer wit, panache and sophistication displayed by Guido’s acolytes has clearly refuted your criticisms of the quality of the site.
You remember the old theory about a roomful of monkeys eventually typing the works of Shakespeare? For some reason it sprang to mind.
Superb, my dear Oscar.Now fuck off and die
Trouble with that hypothesis, is that it would never work under your lot.
They would all be shaved and promoted into management/zampolit or cabinet positions.
Sorry, I forgot its’ already been done. The giveaway was forgetting to take Milihoons banana away.
You do talk the most incredibly tosh. And you can’t spell. Just crawl back under your stone and prepare for a McJob.
The Penguin
Oh do fuck off you pompous twat
I do believe he may be Damien McBride bored in his unemloyment and lost having been rejected by his bosom pal Gordon. No doubt Derek would understand that he is exhibiting the misguided childish ploy of using aggression to gain attention and affection.
It’s the sheer consistency of the quality of contributions which I find most impressive.
So why bother posting here – other than to stir up the people that you appear to look down your nose at! T’is not very Zen of you – you should be promoting peace and calm, not getting people wound up at you
Evidently worth your time of day given the amount of posting you’ve done here this afternoon. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to stay here do you?
Now fuck off and die you tedious Hoon.
I have a charitable nature and like to make time for outreach work of this nature.
No need to thank me.
Briefly Googled there’s a rather silly comment by CEH on The Guardian (where else?) about preferred methods of death. By fa r the best one comes from someone in South Africa who writes:
In your sleep, like my Grandfather, not screaming and shouting like the other four people in his car …
Fuck me. You made me break my silence.
Guido a troll? LMAO. Trolls are destructive to the online community, bring discord where once there was harmony and, generally, don’t lick arse or further the mass-debate.
WTF – he still doesn’t count as a proper troll.
Goodbye Geo, and the best of luck in all your future endeavours. We shall miss you and all your valuable contributions.
Groomer alert!
Oh do piss off Hardwad he irritating waste of breath!
CH Were you born terminally pompous or has it come with long practice?
Just watch Pmtv live, i want to know who those 100 MPs are, who said no…
“he’s guilty of something” – Says a lot more about you scumbag than the rest of your putrid argument.
He’s guilty as sin! Dave is guilty of not being a leftie and few things piss the Hoons off more than that.
You’re all guilty of something. I know who you are and I know where you live. I know who you talk to and pretty soon I’ll know what your DNA looks like.
You will respect me.
Vote Labour.
Screw you and the horse you rode in on
Beware Brown…your time has come….The Dark Gnome never forgets
Over 35,000 on the petition now. Keep up the good work.
Only 965,000 to go.
It must be the name. Here we go again: http://www.getbracknell.co.uk/news/s/2049949_man_jailed_after_inexplicable_assault
Gordon Brown isn’t actually Gordon Brown. He’s James Brown.
The Godfather of Dole. Dole Brother Number One. Sleaze Machine.
YOW! I feel good…….
Show us your second jobs and the hours you spend on them.
285 votes for 96 against.
Look out ‘millionaires row’.
For once, I agree with you. I think MP’s from all sides should be held to account.
…one Conservative MP has around 14 other jobs. How can he serve his constituants in a proper and diligent way?
Easy. By voting correctly against a bigger state and ensuring he harrasses public sector scum who bully said constituents.
It’s the endless “doing” which has screwed everything up and infantilised the entire population.
Possibly by spelling “constituents” properly for a start
and each cabinet minister a few score of administrators and special advisers ?
OK. I’m going to plant some onions and will spend about an hour on it. Pay: nowt. Naturally, Master Baiter, you woul dhate the idea of people with experience in parliament. They show up the fools who toss about in Gordonian non-jobs until some committee lets them onto the gravy train.
Mind you, your name says it all: masturbator beats doer any day in your world. I’d call you a cock but of course you’re not and never will be.
The more innocent among us assumed that members of parliament declared their second jobs already.
Now if they’ve been hiding them, well it could be interesting, from an electoral point of view, especially as most of the opposition front bench are minted. Doesn’t look good in a monumental back breaking diabolical worldwide recession. Does it?
Now don’t forget to respond with some pointless impotent anger will you?
Hey Charlie, It’s a big drawback
“Look good”? Firstly I’d say that Labour have thought about almost nothing else since they go int power, hence their monumental failure. Secondly, I’d say that it really doesn’t matter how much cash somebody has so long as they represent their constiuents properly by reducing the size of the state and removing arbitrary powers from those who work for it.
I’d much rather have 20% of an MP’s time focussing upon our nation rather than 100% of an MPs time focussing upon THEMSELVES.
I, for one, care not a jot whether an MP has 1,2 or 1000 other jobs. He or she will be measured on what they have achieved.
What legacy have this bunch of tossers achieved that could stand up to independent SMART measures ?
I’m intensely relaxed about people getting filthy rich.
I assume that you mean all those government ministers who apparently have time to run their second jobs in charge of departments etc and attending Labour party strategy meetings when we are told that being a constituency MP is a full time job in itself.
Also , the PM who found time, allegedly, to write a book while running the country.
A few directorships and speaking engagements on the opposition benches pale into insignifcicane, which is why the public don’t care as much abouyt them as they do about the expenses and allowances fiddles.
Openness and transparency is the key, sorry are the keys, of course there’s nothing wrong with additional jobs.
But why did they want to keep it secret?
What secret .
Smearing ?
Hey, Clive, those fucking burgers need turning over. Get with the groove or it’ll be back to the Job Centre Plus!
The Penguin
Crikey. This one’s after 6PM. Hope you make the last bus.
Is someone calling Gordon Brown an iron? Pass me my wedge.
“It is to the solder to whom we owe the right to free trial, not the lawyer; it is the soldier, not the journalist, who guarantees the freedom of speech; and it is the soldier, who serves under the flag and whose coffin is draped in the flag, who gives us the right to protest, who gives even the right to protesters to burn that same flag.”
And I’m off to raise a glass to them all.
Amen to that
Well said.
100% F**ing A with a Kukri.
Actually it is:
It is the Soldier, not the minister
Who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the Soldier, not the reporter
Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the Soldier, not the poet
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer
Who has given us freedom to protest.
It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
Who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the Soldier, not the politician
Who has given us the right to vote.
It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
Who allows the protester to burn the flag.
~ Charles M Province
Why? Is it because the cnuts on the Labour benches are totally unemployable?
Never mind, the JobCentre will be an uplifting experience for them.
Yeah. Like that potty mouthed ex-Blair Babe found guilty of using threatening words and behaviour a few weeks ago.
Spending their weekday afternoons in pubs drinking. That’s all they’ll be good for. In another 10 years or so ‘The Telegraph’ obits will be filled with a steady stream of them as they fall off their perches with livers like gongs. ‘His door was always open….’
Rather looking forward to that bit actually.
Telegraph in 10 years time? Aha. You should be on the stage, sir. Besides, they laid me off. What you read now is just a pale imitation of life reporting on death. Still, I’m keeping my pencil sharpened ….
BTW the motion 4 of G.Bs pathetic attempt to cover his own partys greed and corruption, will not sit and wont wash with tax-payers.
If there are any pathetic New Labour individuals (reading this blog which i doubt) those human beings that have any decency for the people of the nation (you know who you are) decide now. The rest of your NEW/Labour CABAL will be dealt with swiftly coming the next general election ( no im not a TORY).
Pathetic comes to mind when I see these MPs drinking and smoking in the house of power, I wouldnt mind a job like that myself, you pathetic people who represent us, who dont tow our line of law which you decide, will be in the dole hole very soon.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves, you deserve everything that comes back to haunt you.
It looks like i’ve finally found a way to hit my tee shots dead straight
Those labour MP’s have rolled over and played dead again. They supported Brown in massive numbers, whilst everyone else fucked off to the pub to do something more important.
Those Labour MP’s do not have a brave or honest or decent bone in their entire bodies.
What craven, supine, cowards those scumfucks really are.
It cannot be coincidence that politics attracts the very lowest of the low.
Browns face on a target works in archery as well … and is very satisfying to get the fecker in the eye!
brown has 2 eyes says:
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
lol why is my posting being moderated guido?
Becareful with your algorithm on your blog, im with you.
We occasionally hit the button through sheer boredom. Nobody ever actually posts anything remotely moderatable.
Anyone seen the BBC headline about Brown ‘winning the vote’.
It’s incredible the different editorial slant they put on stories even compared to the guardian that writes – “Embarrassing defeat for PM as House unanimously votes to wait for report from Commons watchdog ” as a subheading.
Times, 14:00
David Cameron has withdrawn his support over plans to force MPs to decalre how much they earn from jobs outside Parliament.
Parliament 17:30
Carried 285 votes for 96 against
Plus they’ll have to declare the number of hours, ouch!
Yes it’s a big drawback
Sour grapes from a failed capitalist.
So the only way you can get cash is by fiddling your expenses.
Lablierslist.commy working late eh boy.
Yeah, this will really get the jobless and those who have had their homes repossessed to vote for NuLab in their droves.
You deluded twat.
Seeing as you are working late tonight…
In case you think the second jobs issue is a hot button for Labour, think again.
John Redwood has made a very good post about why the Conservatives will come out better from this issue:
http://www.johnredwoodsdiary.com/2009/04/26/mps-second-jobs/
This will blow up in Brown’s face (like every other idea of his).
No worry from friend Master Baiter that those occupying one of the most exalted positions in the land have been so debased by the Labour party that they have to be put on a report card.
Mind you, hasn’t that been a feature of this government all along? They get found out doing something vile and then slap a law on the rest of us, all the while canting away. Everybody knows it now, Onan (May I use your Christian name?), so the game is up.
The answer to Hardwidge is simple; ignore it, and it will go away. Just like swine flu.
Seconded
Gordon has a hole in one………..and a nasty split in the other……….
Eye sockets?
It’s a bad day for Gordon.
Is this another joke?
Catherine Zeta Jones wants to play Susan Boyle on screen
Ill wager that this isnt the first time that McMental has had balls bouncing off his chin
Steady on. Gordon’s got a lovely wife and family, and had many, many years of batchelorhood when he must have had a very gay (oh sorry, that word has been perverted) ‘jolly’ time with all the girlies.
Apparently they were all falling over themselves to attract his attention during his rise to the top.
The inclinations you hint at are just a nasty rumour which has never been proved.
Off topic, I know, but I thought I’d share this with you.
I went into Boots today to get some hayfever tablets. I wanted to buy 2 packets (24 tablets). I was told that I could only be sold one packet and my spouse had to buy the other one with a separate card.
This is what we’ve been reduced to in the UK. At 52, I’m not allowed to buy 24 hayfever tablets.
Don’t know what is the worse aspect of this.
Is it the nannying; we’re here to stop you topping yourself?
Or the assumption you’re so thick that you can’t find a way to thwart their plan.
Perhaps it’s the latter and they have seen the true GCSE results.
If I wanted to top myself, I wouldn’t use Benadryl!
If I wanted to top myself, I would become a Labour MP, start an affair, my lover and I would file false expenses claims, get found out, and then go running to the Whips threatening suicide if I get exposed.
Same for paracetomols – no more than 16 at a time – of course if one really wanted to commit suicide that way all you’d do is drive round to as many different chemists as you could find – perhaps the government believes that anyone who wants to commit suicide doesn’t own a car. Nanny State? Too true.
Guido why do I keep getting ‘modded’
True enough. My last bottle of aspirins was purchased in the US. It held 300 tablets. Outrageous I could top myself with all those! Mind you the transparent bottle had a label with an image of an aspirin with the words “actual size”. Surely even an American can look at the bottle and see how big the tablets are? Only in America I suppose.
it started in America…
Hah. I bought some period pain tablets for my wife in Safeway’s
and the girl behind the counter put me through the third degree
culminating with “Are these tablets for your own use?” which
made me say something so outrageous that she terminated the
conversation.
great way too cure slice–aim well left–hit target
gordon made sure–no one can ever trust labour again not putting up tax
read my lips–LOL
Hardwidget seems to have knocked off now; probably only paid until 5 pm.Had a look at his stuff over on Liebourlist; pathetic, carrot-up-the-arse I know best stuff.Don’t waste your time with it.One thing I did glean however from the true believers’ comments: they regret losing the vote over the Ghurkas but only because it was a “tactical error”.Nothing to do with their stance being immoral or dishonourable!
No, he’s still mincin’ around.
Hey, stop right there!
Mincing avec le carrot-up-the-arse is my speciality.
Most of the trolls only do 9 – 5 (or 9.30 – 4.30 in the case of Master Baiter). MB was on overtime tonight – no doubt we will pick up the bill somewhere down the line.
I expect that because they are either on the state payroll, or paid by Labour HQ, they have no work ethic or real belief in what they are doing, and so only ‘work to rule’.
You are a sad lot. I am having a great time say hello to NewGirl and Anonymous for me and to the rest of you get a life, you really are a bunch of chavs. Regards from Delhi
High Kris, have a curry on me.
If you were Indian you would get the punctuation right.Now fuck off!
Really, the last time I went on holiday to Asia the only thing I used a computer for was to book a hotel and an internal flight. Must be boring for you. Hope your not pissing out of your ass to much :-)
Remind me how to pronounce your name again.
Says the sad phucker spending his holiday in an internet cafe. Why are you here? Porn sites blocked?
Isn’t that where Pikeys trace their ancestry to? Family get together is it?
sod off i’m not missing you!
Try the English takeaway in Old Delhi High Street.
:: Axing 2nd home allowance for outer London – 355 for, 39 against
:: Register all outside financial interests – 305 for, 31 against
:: Staff employed by Commons – 280 for, 100 against
:: Publish all receipts – 348 for, 22 against
ok i want to know them who voted against, lets have their cards on the table and introduce them to the minimum wage, name and shame them who want to hide the facts from the public.
well its likely that those 22 are the ones who will not be smiling when expenses are published.
We will find that those who are of that vote against reciepts (22), are the same individuals that voted against each motion, and against full transparency of MP expenses.
The pigs are starting to realise that they cannot continue, those who vote against this motion(s), are the ones who cannot hide from their own trough snorkelling lifestyles.
I want their names posting, their constituencies posting, and political party. Also i would also like the blogs like this to make this information public for all to see.
Lets us all together, start to name and shame these BASTARDS.
Note to everyone:
If you haven’t already, suggest you get yourselves along to http://www.theyworkforyou.com and register to have email alerts every time your chosen MP speaks etc.
It’s a real eye opener.
I live in an area with highest unemployment in the country.
My MP hasn’t spoken on a local subject for a number of months but appears to be have multiple references and interests on fishing rights off of the Moroccan coast.
What makes it worse, I’m in a Scottish constituency !
(Labour stronghold of course)
“They Work for You” – what a laugh.
I see Toenails Robinson is back to his old habits. On the 6PM news he was claiming that the votes in the Commons were a victory for Snotty and that the Tories were not for change.
Unlike ITV news which called it a humiliating defeat for the skirt wearing jock twat.
…this is why I don’t watch any BBC News any more. We get a much more unbiased view from other channels.
Yep I noticed Toenails to, full of shit. No problem he will be out of a job next year when Dave lets the Beeb go.
Why is that hoon Robinson called “toenails”?
Because some other journalist claimed Robinson was so far up Brown’s arse all you could see were his toenails. Obvious really.
It’s what they all call him behind his back at the BBC.
Toenails is indeed, a Hoon… just like rest of Beeb… they will do any angle possible to save their masters from looking like the fuckwits they really are… watching beeb news and any other channel is like living in 2 different countries… i especially liked their ‘reporters’ view of some mooslim rally few months back, clearly visable behind this nobs shoulder was chairs/ bricks/ stones etc being chucked at the plod.. bbeb reporter “its been a generally good natured protest with little trouble”
the fuckers dont even try and hide it these days, they think they on higher ground and us unwashed sweaty masses will like it or lump it
You can tell they’re fxxcked when they have to dig up Lord Haw-Haw.
You mean frocked?
Mandys in the DT comments tomorrow, lets be subtle eh dears, leave the real obcenity for the Guardian not that we can enjoy any of it.
Cheers for that, Bren. I’m gonna give the faggot waster a piece of my mind. Might use a pseudonym though.
Guido Fawkes is a pathetic joke.
Why are you posting on here, then?
Uh no that would be Gordon Brown and the Labour party.
Wit better than dear Oscar and Shaw put together
That Wilton won’t lick itself you know. About you business.
Are you a girl or a man?
Pathetic post you clown!
He’s a man. Albeit a misguided one. Leslie is male – Lesley is female.
Its Les Bian.
Trolling at its worst.
Just how many fucking times do we have to tell you McBride? FUCK OFF YOU TWAT.
Les B. Ianism…
leaves a nasty taste at the back of one’s mouth does that…
I’ve signed. Twice.
Every time the government is in trouble this site gets trolled big style. Works as no one is talking about the issues and just telling right charley to fuck off.
Wake up !! Hes playing a game
DONT FEED THE FUCKING TROLL
I think the trolls that come here are far to late now anyway,you only have to go to the MSM blogs esp CIF and see Liebour getting a hammering from everybody including ex/Liebour supporters,it’s tear a new ar%ehole time for snotty and co and the country is doing it.
We should only let Officer Trolls on this site… and only those who have 20 years service as Trolls and maybe those who have been awarded Troll medals (Order of the Green goblin and the like).
Otherwise, all the fucking Trolls will turn up and their friggin Troll families, and before you know it Elves, Dwarves, Hobgoblins, Jack’O'Lanterns will have swamped the place,. We really can’t afford it.
Game’s up. I’ll get my coat.
McSnot on C4 news just totally denied his Youtube statement. What a fucking twat. The C4 reporter was almost laughing at the fat one eyed twat.
Looks like Bob Roberts “I love Gordon” petition might have got 10 genuine names at last. Better start worrying, Gord will see that as a ringing endorsement. Anyone know how many names were deleted?
All of mine
I’ve submitted a FoI request to find out, but not holding my breath.
Channel 4. Brown just slaughtered in interview.
Joy to watch each and every time.
Ah.. the smell of fresh kill.
That was unbelievable. Guido HAS to put a link up to that interview. The fat one eyed skirt wearing phone throwing laser printer tossing jock moron totally denied his Youtube statement. Can someone please cut the two videos together?
McSnot is clearly mentally deranged now. Denying a fucking video statement he put out last week. What a Hoon.
It’ll be on More 4 at 8 then.
Simply love the way he denies he’s always right and tells everyone else they are categorically wrong.
Like my old Mum used to say to me, a madman always thinks everyone is mad but himself.
Scary – McMental is clearly madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year’s Mr Madman competition.
When I see Snotty now I really do think of Hitler. A man so deluded he forgot what he said from one minute to the next.
What is the real joke though is how even the spineless media hacks spot it EXCEPT for the BBC wankstains like toenails, Pinhead and the rest.
Expect to see Michael Prick (the man who never washes his hair it appears) spinning for Snot tonight on Newsnight.
At least Hitler had panache, mate.
Need a YouTube – anyone done it yet?
Brown lying through his false teeth and looking peevish and petulant in a series of TV interviews tonight. He really is running on empty and comes across like a madman on the verge of a tantrum.
Brown on Ch4 denied making his YouTube expenses statement. The man is completely mad.
What do you mean denied it?? Said he didn’t do it at all???
He denied picking his nose an’ all. But then we all do that.
Deny it, I mean.
Dunno. Low-fat snack between meals never did me any harm.
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/uk/brown+under+pressure/3118207
The lamplight in the corner of the video is brighter than him.
Did anyone else think that between 2 mins 20 and 2 mins 30 the word “notorious” is pronounced “no-tories”??
The BBC are spinning like mad for Brown tonight, particularly Toenails Robinson on TV and Jon Pienaar on Radio 5.
Buggars Broadcasting Communism.
They seem determined to store up a great deal of animosity and retribution for themselves.
Are they really going to do a re-make of ‘On the Buses’? Fucking sacrilege.
is the full interview available anywhere, the first links show only 1.03 minutes and no follow up questions.
It must be serious if McCavity is touring the studios…
The link at 232 shows more than enough to again demonstrate the totally psychotic imbalance of MacMental, pathologically incapable of taking criticism, being contradicted, or indeed listening to another point of view — a snot-eating, speak-your-weight machine repeating ineffable flannel.
Who on earth can contemplate voting for a party led by a clinically insane, political bankrupt?
What a shame and disgrace on a once great country
I’d love to have a few shots at them both!
Come and read my new, improved blog.
http://www.richard-wilkins.blogspot.com
Channel 4 News – Brown’s Interview
Gary Gibbon (interviewer) – terrific
Gordo doesn’t like it up ‘im (again)
YBlubbety-Blub
CAN SOME CAPTURE THE VIDEO AND UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE??
Possibly I’m a bit behind the curve here but when you write C-U-N-T it gets posted as Hoon. Amazing.
You have been asleep for a while Hardie…
You should see what writing “Gordon Broon The McMental Hoon” gets you!
Does Brown use ‘Distance’ golf balls and Mandy use ‘Spin’ ones?
I am a keen golfer, do you think Richard Timney can advise me on my grip’
Probably, mate. Forget the grip, though. If I was you I’d take a 2 wood to his Maxflis.
Guido, great article here from Nick Cohen:
“Fear and Filth at Brown’s Number 10
NICK COHEN
May 2009……….”
http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/1132/full
Guido,
SECONDED.
You need to read and link to this (please).
It is excellent work and reference.
http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/1132/full
Absolutely EXCELLENT, a MUST read.
Excellent, but completely unsurprising. To us hicks in the sticks all London seems like the situations described. Nice to see it all exposed though.
I saw Charlie Whelan waiting for Brown in his car outside the Channel 4 studios tonight. It looks like Charlie is back directing things.
Ain’t you just glad this isn’t France?
http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/983/1051983/insulting-politicians-france-fined
Then again, it’d wipe out our National Debt in just a few months.
Brown is a Hoon
5 bellies is a Hoon
Darling is a Hoon
Harman is a Hoon
Flint is a Hoon
Balls is a Hoon
McNulty is a Hoon
Cooper is a Hoon
Abbott is a Hoon
Fuck it will take me years to pay off that fine.
Nick Robinson says on his Newslog today that the government have had ‘a bit of a week’ sounds like the comedy ‘A Bit of a Do’ and David Jason was far more attractive in the lead than Gordon Brown. NR then goes on to say that GB shows signs of having lost the respect , the fear and habit of loyalty, from his party. He seems to think ‘fear and habit of loyalty ‘ are hallmarks of prime ministerial authority. Doesn’t that acknowledge labour ministers and back benchers as spineless. NR seems not to understand that voter confidence, trust in the government as well as respect for the government’s handling of the issues of the day have also been shot to pieces and is a far more important issue.
Robinson is far too comfortable in Brown’s anal cavity to describe him as ‘a breathing corpse’.
There’s a new virus going around. It’s called Broon-flu.
Symptoms are as follows:-
Drooping jaw, bitten nails, vacant expression, and delusions of granduer.
We’ve found the source and it looks as though he’s affected millions. We must rid ourselves of this infection.
WHO are reporting incontinence as a symptom now.
Has Brown pissed his pants in public this week?
I find your light-hearted comment offensive, madam.
Another Brown/Balls media triumph
We’re having a quiet time on here (pervs must be having dinner) so just doing a bit of idle checking; I think Charles Hardwidge may be a Buddhist computer geek part-time games designer living in Bristol who also posts as Ambrose Silk. Just a guess. Might be wrong. Move along now anyway…
Reference expenses, note the different lines taken:
BBC: MPs back allowances reform plans – The government has won a series of votes on the surviving parts of Gordon Brown’s proposed expenses reforms.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8027606.stm
Guardian:MPs delay decision on expenses – Embarrassing defeat for PM as House unanimously votes to wait for report from Commons watchdog
http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2009/apr/30/brown-climbdown-mps-expenses
Surprised?
Hmmm Sidcup… just east of the M25 isn’t it?
Might go down there with my pair of kukri knives for some target practice.
Hey Guido, my Google Chrome said your websites got malware.
I think MI5 have got you bugged. :S
Me too
Eeet sez eez a male hombre too, Greengo!!
Ashhoo!!
Oink.
It’s OK guys. We’re just a bit bored and the EastEnders plot-line is pants so we tune in here for a bit of light relief. Carry on. xxx
Quentin@MI5. com
He means http://www.mi5.gov.uk. Too much sauce down the local. Keeps leaving his laptop there as well, grumble.
Thanks, petal. x
http://timesnews.typepad.com/news/2009/04/gordon-brown-should-he-stay-or-should-he-go-now.html
New Times Poll.
Doesn’t he look haggard.
Past it.
Just seen the interview with the Mentalist on E4 + 1.
Splice his Youtube and that interview together and play it to the UK.
I agree. I hope someone puts the two videos together to point out what a lying mentalist twat he is
Just Googled ‘Gordon Brown is a cnut’ but only got 60,700 pages. Can’t be right.
Sounds fair.
OT but how do you respond to Eye hits Guido in this issue Hackwatch p5?
Anyone see some sly-faced, little creep called Hopi Sen on TV earlier? I’ve seen some shifty looking slimeballs in my time but none as bad as that before.
If that’s what Labour are reduced to then God help them.
Hopi Sen will do or say anything to try to ingratiate himself with the Brownites, a right arse-licking creep. He’s a joke within the Labour Party.
Masturbator and chaos seem to have gorn home for the night.
These Socialist misfits are in for a good seeing to when we get back into power again. Nothing like a good horse whipping to show these upstarts some manners eh?
Soon be hunting again chaps. Eh what, what? Socialists, foxes all the same to me you know. Put the dogs on ‘em I say.
Seen my jodhpurs old girl? Bloody Hell, have to do everything me self since that bloody butler left.
Have to get another one I suppose but bit strapped at the moment don’t ya know. Think I’ll get a lassie they’re better at getting me breeches on and orf and bloody site cheaper.
See you Guido chaps tomorrow eh? Lots of harmless fun eh what?
Twat.
Past the bedtime for littlies.
Trooper Ho! You haven’t time to stand around dribbling shite. Cut along and polish my Sam Browne then report to the RSM for a cuffing.
Ride me honey . I’m soooo cheap but I’ll put up a fight at strip-Scrabble . Well , not much of one .
E x .
Re: Expenses vote. Another Brown/Balls media triumph? Well…..
BBC says ‘Gordon Brown wins’
Sky says ‘Government Humiliation’
Daily Mail says ‘Another humiliating government climbdown’
Dailt Telgraph says ‘ Gordon Brown forced into expenses retreat’ (still trying to win back readers!)
Guess BBC’s right then??!!
ITV called it a humiliation
Channel 4 called it a humiliation and we have the interview of the year with the one eyed retard trying to pretend Youtube doesn’t exist.
I think even the leftie press were calling it a humiliation as well.
NEVER underestimate Nick Toenails Robinson’s ability to suck Gordon’s cock dry when ordered to.
Can’t somebody punch the fecker’s lights out at a do?
I saw Gordon Brown on Ch 4 earlier. He really is mad. It’s very worrying particularly as he doesn’t have to call an election for another year.
What’s more worrying is that I read earlier today that if they stage a coup and some other unelected prime minister takes over they can keep going until Autumn 2010. Is this right? Surely not! Because that would be even worse.
Havn’t thought it through have you?
The following link should show the C4 interview from today which I think could be used as legal evidence that Brown is mental:
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1529573111
(Fast forward to 11 mins)
Just checked that link and it works OK.
God, Brown IS deranged.
I’m not deranged. I’m a complete ©unt.
Blimey, I’ve just watched the clip. He’s in denial and appears to be completely barking. Deeply worrying.
ITV finish on David Cameron’s responce and not the PMs, Lazer printers and Nokia phones do have feelings and feel pain!!!
Barking. This has nothing to do with Labour expenses corruption and everything to do with getting Tory MPs to declare outside work. Obvious in the interview the bloke is completely deranged and concerned only with trashing the Tories.
He needs to go.
Okay – watched that. He’s obviously insane. So what the hell do we do about it?
Good God. Just old-style filibustering bullshit. Just keep talking for long enough on an entirely different issue and hope the questioner loses interest.
‘You’ve got that completely wrong. The facts are…. the sky is blue, fish swim in the sea, blah blah …. has he forgotten about that Youtube video yet blah… blah … he looks to be glazing over a bit I’ll see if he’s forgotten yet …
So Prime Minister. In your YouTube video…
Fuck That’s completely wrong. The facts are….
Repeat for 15 minutes.
Remember to never agree to an interview with that fucker again and trash that guys career.
Arrogant lying bastard. He even slipped in a ‘Do nothing’ and one other of his go-to happy phrases which I forget now. It’s hard to pay attention to what the lying fucker says these days. It’s all just lies.
He’s gone , hun .
Let’s just enjoy the death-pangs an all re-discover the sadistic streak in us .
Love E x .
Yes – but he can still fool some of the people all of the time.
Isn’t that scary ? 26% support in polls – and I don’t think any of these were postal votes so you have to believe that estimate.
That in itself is testimony to the waste of countless £billions in the supposed “education” of our nation.
The next government really will have to initiate a Minister of Remedial post (or otherwise the new Health Minister needs to look again at the lead piping in our nation’s household water supply rather than stock up on paper facemasks)
Replayed the Gibbon interview half a dozen times;it’s simply beyond belief
McSnot and the plot have totally parted company
The really ominous thing is that he is perceptibly beginning to believe his own inane drivel
The Chief Numpty ,the ludicrous “Speaker” Martin supplied further ample justification for his indeterminate incarceration in the Tower at every opportunity
A Parliament of whores the like of which I hope never to see again
The petition has now reached 23rd on the all-time list with 36452 signatories
Thanks I couldn’t have done it without you.
Don’t forget to help Jacqboots on her way too:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/
I think I’ll keep her on for another year.
LOL I see that Richard Timney’s signed it as well !!
Mad Muslim murders four people in Holland in an attempt to assassinate the Dutch royal family. BBC news still not reporting it.
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak evil dressed up as ‘balanced news’.
You are ahead of the game if you’ve identified the assailant to be Muslim. Reports I’ve seen only refer to a 38 year old white man. I’ve also checked several Dutch sources, who say no motive is yet known, and the man is on the danger list in hospital. They do confirm it was an attempt on the Royal family (as is evident from some of the pictures, where the royal bus and the car can both be seen.
The BBC has a story here:
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8026807.stm
Mad Muslim equals good in the BBC style book.
Racist Dutch equals bad idem idem
ergo more focus on swine flu
Why are we payng a license fee. I hope David Cameron you are taking note and going to do something about the BBC in 2010 when you have the power! It should be amongst your electoral pledges because some of us are fed up with it’s peurile reporting.
I think the BBC is a fine and honest institution.
I shall leave it as it is.
We will have to put the fee up though.
Of course you will – I suspect you are beng paid something called a ‘bung’ for your support.
Just so long as BBC8 is a porn channel
Why are YOU paying a licence fee; no one else is.
Because I respect the law of the land and hope that the next goverment is going to review BBC’s funding – it is long overdue. David Cameron I hope you are listenting =- time for NR to be put on the dole.
Law of the land? Ahahahaha. That’s funny.
“Balls Hits Gordon?” says little Ed Balls to himself. “Bugger! Wish I’d thought of that!”
If you’ve not read Fear and Filth at number 10 it’s a MUST read.
The link is on blog 264 and 285.
Second that. Shocking really yet paradoxically won’t come as a surprise.
“Georgina pushed her face into Felicity’s and with features contorted with anger, screamed, “You’ve always hated me, haven’t you? You’re always trying to do me down.”
From Fear and Loathing at No 10
A couple of name changes, but it could be a Mills and Boon lesbian sex romp. What a febrile atmosphere …
Mills and Boon, sex romp. You chose a couple of sentences from the article to summarise it?
I know Brown is Bonkers, so are you. You need a 1 iron where it really hurts.
Fuck off twat.
Ed Balls and Brown is Bonkers is that Liebore Lost Hoon
o/t but…
Attack on crowd watching Dutch Royal visit. Four dead, others injured
Dutch news are now reporting 5 dead, with the perpetrator on the danger list as well.
Do we know where Dolly was today?
That’s interesting – Got a malware warning when I clicked on Guido in my favourites just now….
We need to beware the government re: mc and dolly are stepping up their attacks.
blah blah blah witty comment blah blah look im clever me blah blah blah snide remark blah blah pun blah blah blah I know the real issues so well I can satire them blah blah snort.
Tag you are correct. Nobody does satire as good as a lefty.
Thatcher,Thatcher,dinosaur,yawn fucking yawn,Tampax and fanny farts.
Hi Tag, how are you ? Please pass my regards on to your Dad & Tony.
Sarah and I will call you at the weekend – we have a party invite for you.
Will update you on our holiday – what a laugh.
Take care Mate.
Fuck off you scottish spastic.
Oh dear, we must fear for the health of poor Gordo. ;)
http://tinyurl.com/cq4h2a
This is not a new game.It started in America.
The Daily Labourgraph is now saying that today’s vote was ‘the politics of Alice in Wonderland’ with Miss Harman supposed to persuade MP’s to believe as many as six impossible things before teatime. GB is saying he’s the person who has sorted this mess! Is that deluded, mega ego or what?!!! The politics of Alice in Wonderland – Oh Yes I think so!
The Times has a great video of Darling saying that he had to make sure that the figures were correct before the budget and Flash’s youtube moment, at the top of the article online
Nick Robinson calls for Brown to resign -
“he should take a long long rest”
but spoils it by adding over the bank holiday weekend.
Those are not the true facts and you know it
keep it up, you might end up as the youngest member of Mensa.
OK Charlie
Robinson also said that the expenses vote farce was a glorious win for Brown, and that it has given him back all his authority.
Judging by the response on his blog, he’s in a minority of two with that opinion (the other one being Brown)
He’s still pissed after seeing his team win in Manchester last night.
FOT
Fuck it. Don’t let anything get in the way of a good story. We don’t and therefore you are hired.
Given the choice between a Tory politician who enters the house a millionaire and leaves it a millionaire, or the Labour Politician who enters the house with nothing and leaves it as a millionaire, I would choose the Tory.
Why?
Firstly because the Tory has an established record of success in the world outside politics.
Second, because the Tory has not got fat guzzling at the public trough.
Look at what Blair arrived with and what he left with.
Look at what Prescott arrived with and what he will leave with.
If the Tories cannot get that message across to the electorate they do not deserve to be elected.
Agreed.
Seconded.
Fourthed.
Fifthed
Infinity-ed, I’ve never looked at it like that before!
They are all twats, but I can now see a difference that could make me be arsed to vote again!
+1
Has anyone else just had some malware originating from this page? – I’m guessing it’s an advertiser’s problem as I had the page in the background then it did it hours after
Get checking your ads for aid, geeeed man
I had it as well,I went over to ch4 vids and came back,I was watching the files loading and tey came back thick and fast but before I could stop it the Avast anti vi jumped in saying it had closed a connection because of a virus,did a scan/malaware and all is ok here.
What is the best thing to throw at the P.M. on a golf course?
A sandwedge.
What is the P.M. doing on a golf course?
He’s trying to join the club and driving erratically – green issues don’t come into it.
the best thing to throw at him would be a net………
then put him in a straightjacket!
or a left jab and a right cross!
Don’t forget Cutie. Might be the odd disparaging remark towards our wonderful ‘government’.
‘Wonderful’ don’t I wish? Milliband in India and then Sri Lanka, Gordon in Mexico, and then Poland. Failed foreign policies and prime/foreign ministers; failed home secretary more concerned with cost of bath plugs than plugging rising crime rate, failed further education minister more concerned to spend time blogging and in the gym, failed…..need I go on??
Nah – but you could. Don’t waste your breathe. It’ll be better soon.
just seen itv news…..gordie really is a charmer……
such charisma and style……….er not!
re gordie on a golf course………bogeys at very hole!!!!!!!!
typo!!!!!!!!!!
bogeys on every hole!!!!!!!!
Double, Triple, Quadruple, and others at every hole. A minimum of 54 Bogeys per trough.
Question Time – Love it
But why oh why oh why do I have to listen to that whining tosser, Skinner ?
Skinner is a twat.
A rich twat, though.
Cos U Do
Well said, Welsh bint !!!
Hilary Benn a lying government Hoon on QT. Getting a new hole ripped by DD. Excellent. Just what these lying gits deserve. Trying to spin. Well done DD.
St. Joanna done it.
Honest citizen also now ripping Benn a new hole. Called him misleading and disingenuous and accused him of parroting Brown’s rubbish. Slam dunk. Benn needs to wake up and smell the coffee. I used to think he was decent like his dad, but he ain’t. He’s just as naff as the rest of this government.
Skinner is a real labour tool. Fuck off skinny.
I’ve got a middle income (million p.a.) paunch and I’m a tool. How shall I fuck off, madam?
‘I don’t mind paying the 50% higher rate of tax because my huge salary comes from the millions of idiots who pay the BBC licence fee’
Well, Frank, why don’t we just cut out the middle man and reduce your salary to £ 20,00 a year. Sorted.
Better still, why don’t we just pay you £20,000 if you promise to fuck off our TVs for ever.
Who knows – you could use that capital to start a new and very different career.
For example, Ever thought of trying to become a comedian ?
Lot of mutants in that audience. Do you think the BBC aims to find a representative sample of mutants in every question time audience, or is it just ‘cus they’re in Great Yarmouth….
Frank Skinner – he’s funny isn’t he? Sheesh. He’s almost as funny as Mark Steel…
Skinner = ZaNuLabour apologist posing as concerned citizen.
Needs a slap.
Posted earlier, I’d rather have 20% of MPs time working for the nation than 100% of an MP working for their own selfish needs.
No need to be cagey about multiple jobs – if thats the best they can charge Tories with then heaven help them.
Benn’s saying MPs don’t have time for another job when he’s got a second job as a minister – hypocrite.
Didn’t agree with his father’s politics but believe he is/was an honourable – but misguided – gentleman. Junior is his image but hasn’t his morals. Must be a disappointment to his Dad
The awful Rita Chakrabarti has been spinning a Gordon Brown “victory” this evening on BBC TV and radio.
Even Toenails Robinson isn’t claiming that.
Question time talking about ‘misappropriation of government funds’- Some papers today have talked about some ministers/mp’s being on suicide watch because they are distressed about what is going to come out about their expenses in July. MP’s if you know something wis going to be revealed about your actions in the weeks ahead wouldn’you , if you had any backbone, face it and admit it now – say sorry and resign! You are going to be exposed anyway- why not be honorable instead of waiting to be exposed, try being honest, just for once.
I’ll top myself before I’ll tell the truth.
Sure, I’ve been naughty with your money but that’s none of your business. I’ve fucked you, I’ve fucked my ‘wife’ over, I’ve fucked my family, ‘friends’, constituents, mama and papa, didn’t pay the milkman blah, blah, blah.
My life has been one huge story, and I mean that in the fictional sense, and although there is more money dangling in front of me, I’m troughed out.
Does death hurt?
Heheh
that Hoon Lansley just went sideyways – he is fucking thick.
Yes he did. Good evening to you, Sir. Welcome.
Is Red Clydesider your sister ?
I hear poor Nick got a bollocking from Brown after tonight’s fractious interview. Things must be bad when Gordon turns on his friends!
Brown is in meltdown. He’s as mad as a box of frogs and nobody knows what to do about it.
They’re calling him ‘Ankles’, now
ankles
lol
Who is that welsh bird?
Don’t know but looks like she needs a wash
nice but dim
DCM your so right
I used to go out with a welsh bird – she was filthy. Complained that once she moved to london she’d only get picked up by one bloke at once. Bit of a greedy girl if you get my drift.
Sorry, drifted off topic there… must be the margaritas.
Hang on a minute – she’s a Plaid biff – wtf has the BBC got some plaid bird on for, when they’re in Great Yarmouth? Shouldnt’ they have some mutants’ alliance representative on, or … Ted Moult or something?
Who is the Liberal Hoon?
Positive Discrimination.
Need to have representation of both Welsh and female on the panel.
ps. I’m absolutely BONKERS – did you see me on Channel 4 tonight ? Wasn’t I hilarious ? I’m Bonkers.
Agreed
Oh fucking blinder: “I work for Great Yarmouth museum so I’m looking at the situation in Iraq in cultural terms…”
The inspired lunacy of the british public…
It’s about time we had MPs with real business experience so that they know how to run the bloody country. Being a non-exec isn’t a big deal. Venal Jacqui’s bathplug is – it shows her up for a washerwoman.
Let’s not do a dis-service to washerwomen Hard working lasses who don’t llive on this govt;s over generous dole. Anyway, as a hardworking pensioner this is my bedtime. Need to get up and work tomorrow ,because this government has stolen or devalued my savings . So Sweet dreams – God Bless.
Why are the BBC refusing to reveal that it was a muslim who slaughtered those people in Holland and tried to kill the royals?
477 Please whats your source on this
Because it wasnt.
You can find a rather unpleasant photo of Karst T. (as he is referred to in the Dutch press) in his car after it came to a stop here:
http://www.knurps.nl/2009/04/verdachte-38-jarige-karst-t-in-kritieke-toestand-foto.html
and another here:
http://www.knurps.nl/2009/04/eigenaar-38-auto-keurige-man-foto.html
It clearly shows a blood-spattered white head. He was previously unknown to the police or security services. The second article says that he had lost his job several months ago, and was about to be evicted out of his flat, and had become a loner who no longer let anyone into his place. Just another victim of the recession, albeit his idea of an attempt at a glorious suicide will not impress the Dutch at all – many of whom are strongly royalist. Reading the Dutch press, the reaction is well expressed by the Justice Ministry official who said that if he lives he will be charged with the attempted murder of the Royal family, as well as with actual murder and GBH. No-one has suggested he ever attended a mosque (apart from anonymous above).
Get that Hoon Lansley to shut the fuck up!
I wish the BBC would try not to infiltrate these Plaid s on programmes form England. I never watch QT when it comes from outside England.
Diane Abott, the weekly porker
Should a porker be on TV with all this Swine Flu around ?
It’s a bit of a risk having Porkillo there as well
Cross Party Contamination?
Honest woman.
Left wing true to the core.
Always fought agaist privilege – her beliefs never ever based on envy… all good so far.
Then she sends her kid to private school.
Just another Hypocrite.
A major porker with her snout well and truly in all the troughs.
Well, Hugo, TWO of them ??? Can you think of anything rasher ????
About 646 of them?
http://joana-morais.blogspot.com/
watch censored in the uk. it is, at the very least, interesting.
Online voucher codes help you beat Brown’s recession!
In the Brown stuff, aren’t we?
Daily Mail reporting
Home Office staff spent almost £2million on taxis and car hire last year.
Taxis alone cost taxpayers £1,045,671 in 2008-09. Only £30,000 was spent during Labour’s first year in power.
The bill for car hire has reached £917,908, with the Home Office and UK Borders Agency spending £862,644 and the Identity and Passport Service another £55,264.
The scale of the travel perks emerged yesterday in a series of Parliamentary answers to questions from MP David Ruffley.
Fuck me. I’ve just had a shuftie at the ‘comment’ coming in on gaylord’s piece in our comic today. Jeezus! There’s some anger out there.
Tune in for the bile-fest http://www.telegraph. co.uk . Be there or be square. Ta.
hillary benn has labour disease , shut up shut up , let me just say this gordon brown is awsome , a truly terrifying man of immense personal strength and totally labour , what a hero .
caesars wife notes it was nice to see hillary get out his armchair for once . audience cleary beging to rumble what labour have done to democracy in that you have to make electorate scared dumb animals so that you can spoon feed them whatever is on the making a packet expenses or lobbyist wheeze.
andrew lansley tried to be honest , but then it suddenly occured to the audience , why do you need a second job ??
todays debate on MPs expenses was contrived by labour as trying to position them selves , as the fairness party , despite promising to wait for the kelly recomendations (which would have contained most of labours ammunition) , the debate got to off , to Harriet launching a little ruse , Alan Duncan was up pretty quickly realising she was pre empting kellys report to make some capital out of, but it wasnt just Alan , quite few labour mps were spooked as it was going to pressure the debate .one or two interesting anomalyies turned up , “how would assistant contracts work , would they come under the civil service code ” even derek conway managed to fire one into labour posing the question of how timney was on the top rate , where as his son (who didnt do anything it seems) was in the lower pay .
One of the most intense debates ive seen for some time and clearly quite abit of anger .
nice to see swine flu being put into context , we dont even know if the deaths in mexico were flu or not and looks as though we never will.
as union flag gets taken down in basra , caesars wife has felt that the removal of saddam was a good thing , if some what clumsey at times , its funny to see the vacuum being filled by , another set of gun toting parties. iraq has a different and relatively more liberal future . i have never really had much time for anti war lot , but I sometimes wonder , the world was a very different place post 9/11 , perhaps it was bushes reactionary mood to break the axis of evil , but there is still somthing of a trick about it , which may lie in part to the backward view of foreingers that the islamic nations sometimes have . the taliban were made into heros , there own people didnt think “oh hang on a minute a gun toting theocracy useually leads to destruction is ther another way ” in islamic terms humanitarian , is written in the sides of food aid , and liberals are for show case trials and executions . i rember when blair sent his ialamic cleric to iraq , they captured and butchered him within a few days. So perhaps it was illegal in the sense that any vaccuum was going to be filled , by gun toting islam and not progressive democracy .
however i am doing my country a disservice by not repsecting the dead and the wounded , and I think that is far worse crime , even if the politicians think it may have not turned out quite as best it could.
back to westminster !! after knifeing blair , it is funny to see them wanting to cull brown , whilst some see labour as a bunch of nutters , caesars wife sees somthing far worse for labour have made pacts with ideas that have ruined our country and in doing so have had to lie . lie is not a word you use lightly , but when you curtail debates , pre annouce , spend millions of secret propganda and global propoganda projects . you see they had to turn parliment into a farm and us into prolls to make it all work , busting the banks was just a step on the way to wonkland , some mps fell asleep , some didnt quite see the gruesome end , some just raked it in without any care , luckily a few saw it was wrong .
what most people have forgotten is that , you had personal rights in a democracy , freedom of speech was sacrosanct and it was assumed that no goverment would ever try and casserole it into pure state control , the basic idea being that the ballot box and debate sorted it out . but this wasnt good enough for labour , free consent has become fear or money coercion , cash or cosh should be there next poster campiagn , it certainly sums up labour and where it ends .
gordon is losing all but his banzi warriors , authoritory draining away , the last scraps of integrity thrown into the fire , a stalking horse about to emerge hoping to sway some votes and limit ballot box damage , by administering correct doses of spin.
the libs have finally accepted that there marriage to labour , was not what they had thought and are trying to cure them selves of fascism flu , mmm tricky computation that one , if socialism ends in disater why do we want the EU to rule us.
i wish the stalking horse well , it will probebly be seduced into a quiet corner of the bunker and gassed by one of tom watsons belches , post june4th though could see even brown loyalists being led away and asked to dig there own hole .
its nothing like the end of major , it gets more like the end of saddam
The worm is turning. Maybe posted before but Benn being put in his place by La Dimbleby. FFW to 17mins
Question time</A.
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick ping. Public patience with MP’s expenses timer finished
Yesterday’s Commons triumph of style over substance was the end of public forbearance for the HOC. The not quite worst option, of allowing the committee to complete its work, was ignored by the Labour wish to be seen to do something, anything.
If members had wanted to show progress yesterday, a vote for refunding only expense incurred would be a start. Leave the committee to sort out allowed accommodation expenses, and receipts for everything claimed. Everything. Just like the public who voted for them have to.
If one of the existing parties wins the next election, nothing will change. An influx of 200 or so new faces will still leave 2/3 of the existing people in place to vote to maintain the status quo.
Time for the end of corrupt, whipping, self serving political parties.
A majority of independent candidates in the HOC is required for change.
People who do not need party allegiance to progress. People who have the ethic of putting the country, and its people’s wishes first. If it says on the tin, a referendum on Europe, that what the public get.
The existing system is broken. It will get fixed, one way or another.
Blunkett is saying in the Guardian this morning , after yesterday’s fiasco over expenses, that ‘there has been a catastropic metldown of trust in ‘politics’. What he should have said was ‘politicians.’ He witters on about ‘Labour having lost its political antennae.’ Gone the same way as that moral compass. Morning folks. Lovely sunny day.Good day for the golf course.
37471. Coming along nicely.
Odd how the trolls are frantically removing names from the supporting petitions while leaving the obviously phoney ones in place.
Ribert peston assuring us Brown’s a figurehead and banks are utterly to blame for everything since the Pompei eruption
I am NOT a figurehead; I am a Dickhead
Frank’n'Skinner, self-confessed Labour supporting whining tosser (“I’ve always supported Labour me”), managed to perform a superb supporting role for the pompous and humourless Neo-Nazi Benn on QT by focussing attention on Tory second jobs rather than Labour second homes when the question of expenses came up. It was a superb piece of scripted Labour conniving and the morons in Yarmouth fell for it.
Interesting, anyone know what this latest post from Guido was about?
http://www.order-order.com/2009/04/call-back/
Now disappeared..
I suspect he’s rolling out another barrel or two.
Meanwhile, I see the resign-petition is now up to No 23 in the all-time petition ranking. Just another 33000 votes to get it into the top 10 (and 1.8 million more to get it to No 1). Come on MSM – tell people about the petition and point out that there’s safety in numbers!!
You shouldn’t be so horrid to Hardwidget; he was at Oxford and Cambridge you know!
Yes. And that is one of the largest dustcart routes in Britain, I’ll have you know!
Nice one!
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