April 30th, 2009

Balls Hits Gordon

Gordon BallsGolf balls that is – what did you think Guido meant?  Down in Sidcup Golfers get the chance to unleash their frustration at the government by aiming golf balls at the faces of Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling. The World of Golf chain of driving ranges in Sidcup, Croydon, New Malden and Glasgow have put up the targets for the pleasure of golfers.

CEO Grant Wright thought it would be a fun and tongue in cheek idea: “We knew it would be a risk but it’s not to be taken seriously and we haven’t had any problems so far.”

Guido reckons he might be the only business booming in the economy right now.

Hat-tip : News Shopper via Cynosarges


542 Comments

  1. 1
    Air Nokia One says:

    So Its true he is in ‘a bunker’ after all

    • 89
      The Admiral says:

      Any ideas how Nokia wound Gorden up enough to make him do this?

      BEST ADVERT THEY HAVE EVER HAD……….

    • 115
      We must keep the fascists from power! says:

      Can you imagine how awful it would be if Britain was run by Fascists?

      They’d make sure everyone carried identity papers and you’d be arrested if you failed to show your papers to a policeman, a policeman who would be armed with stun guns and two handled billy clubs and who’d beat unarmed demonstrators to the ground if they protested government policy. The police would be granted the right to intern suspects without charge for months and if anyone spoke out against the government they’d be arrested as “terrorists”.

      There would be constant monitoring of every citizen by CCTV on every street corner, the government would have access to your emails and phone messages, Jesus, they might even do crazy stuff like implanting computer chips in your bins to monitor your rubbish!

      Anyone who happened to dislike some aspects of the government’s social policy would be forced out of business and making jokes or speaking your mind about certain protected classes of people could see you losing your job or even your children. The state would gain control over the lives and livelihoods of tens of millions of citizens and anyone who deviated from “acceptable” standards of behaviour would be punished by being deprived of health or welfare assistance.

      The state run media would be intimidated into parroting government spin and lies and everyone from doctors and nurses to teachers and neighbours would be expected to report to the government any behaviour which was deemed to be outside government decreed standards.

      Who knows they might even go crazy and start invading other countries.

      Er. . .

    • 119
      brownout says:

      Been there and hit it many times … the pleasure gets greater and greater

    • 123

      Ha ha yes and it’s snot the first time he’s been a target of fun. It really hasn’t been a GoodYear for him has it? Which is nice!

    • 273
      Brown is Bonkers says:

      This may not be news to most of the posters here, but watching his performance tonight on Ch 4 and sky news claiming victory over the expenses debate, well he is totally barmy army.

      • 347
        Mrs Kindleysides, Penrith says:

        That was a very strange performance from our supreme leader on Channel 4 news – he really is on the edge; quite peculiar the way he seems to believe his own lies or fantasies.

        And as for Harman on PM – I wonder why she’s softened the tone of her voice and is now trying to sound all mumsy and suburban?

        They’re a bloody disgrace!

      • 448
        ljuk says:

        Did anyone capture the interview?

      • 531
        Wow says:

        It really was astounding wasn’t it?

    • 522
      Rakes progress says:

      Clearly not the first time he’s has balls slapping on to his chin

    • 528
      McMadDog says:

      Yep and now the doghouse….
      “If Gordon was a dog, he’d be put down” – RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1175876/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-If-Gordon-dog-hed-down.html

  2. 2
    Grex. says:

    Target over his handsome, noble forehead?

    Did they nick next weekend’s graphic, Guido?

  3. 3
    Insider says:

    Off Topic but Silly Milly (Milliband) has gone and got into a row with the SriLankan Defenece Minister. Can this Country sink any lower?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/30/sri-lanka-tamil-tigers

    • 18
      jgm2 says:

      Milliband. Two ‘D’s at ‘A’ level and he gets into Oxford?

      WTF.

      We were always told ‘A’ Levels were the ‘gold standard’. Looks like they had Milliband pegged alright.

      Fucking arsehole. And that’s quoting the Russian Foreign Minister.

      • 30

        As someone who was educated at both Oxford and Cambridge, I can assure you that the only way someone with your intellect could ever “get into Oxford” would be in the back of a police car on the way to Oxford Police Station.

      • 38
        jgm2 says:

        What? Like Draper was educated at Berkeley?

      • 45
        jgm2 says:

        Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.

        Fuck off Brown.

      • 49
        Anonymous says:

        That’ll be Oxford Brookes, then.

      • 54
        jgm2 says:

        Anon.

        Not even. A pure lie.

      • 61
        shellingout says:

        We may not have been educated at Oxford or Cambridge, but we are still capable of working out when we’ve been taken for a ride.

        Funny how you had to slot that one in.

      • 104
        bergen says:

        Charles H used to write unintelligible piffle on the Toenails blog.I hope he is just visiting here and does not intend to stay.I would have thought that the Guido army was unworthy of his august attention.

      • 185
        denverthen says:

        Has Charlie got out again? Nurse!

      • 218
        Banburyg says:

        Charles – in a previous post you wrote

        “The Tao warns of the perception of arrogance”

        and then you write

        “As someone who was educated at both Oxford and Cambridge, I can assure you that the only way someone with your intellect could ever “get into Oxford” would be in the back of a police car on the way to Oxford Police Station.”

        That does come across as rather arrogant – and rather un-zen like. Surely you should be trying to lift the perception of this forum, to perhaps point out where they might be “not see the whole picture”. But alas no, you resort to sniping, smears and nastyness – and thus demeen yourself – and any point you then attempt to make.

      • 230
        I'm someone's arsehole says:

        Before you get exited about Charlie boy read this
        http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_dreddvsdeath_pc/comments?comment_start=50
        Hee gets everwhere and nobody takes him seriously, very much like Gordon Brown, tied up in his own Labour world

      • 339
        "For the restless, not the true believers, this one's for you.." says:

        I thought Taoism pre-dated Zen?….

      • 343
        Anonymous says:

        hardwidge is a fucking tool

    • 27
      Isis says:

      NuLabour Policy:- How low can you go?

      • 35
        jgm2 says:

        He’s just emulating the idiocies of the Supreme Idiot. Flying off on photo-jaunts all over the world convinced in his fucked up head that his mere presence and self-proclaimed genius will fix age old problems and the entire economy.

        When visitors come here he gets’ to tell them what he likes. He forgets that when he’s in somebody else’s house he needs to pay a bit of attention instead of arrogantly lecturing them from a position of fuck-all knowledge. Which is why the Pakistani president told him to fuck off and the Polish guy gave him a lesson in economics.

        Put the arrogant arsehole in his place.

      • 164
        Churchill's Cattleprod says:

        Hazel Blears

      • 187
        OOO...EErr says:

        The only cabinet minister that does not have to kneel down to give McMental a BJ

      • 413
        Tory Bear says:

        Live Question Time Chat 10.30 – 11.45

        http://www.torybear.com

    • 166
      nell says:

      Interesting article – I like the bit that says a Sri Lankan minister also complained that the BBC is dishing our propaganda without verification – that could not possibly be true-could it?

      • 173
        Grytpype-thynne says:

        Two Ds Milliband has now pissed off the Indians and now Sri Lankans in rapid succession.He ios even worse at the job than Beckett!

      • 206
        nell says:

        Well let’s just say they are all pretty rough and the world probably thinks we are rubbish – bring back the days of Douglas-Home.

      • 209
        Shite Hawk says:

        DONT FEED THE TROLL

    • 309
      Doctor Meek says:

      Same way Archer got into Oxford. Or same institution.

    • 359
      Dr Feelgood says:

      This will be the same Miliband who managed to grossly insult the Indians earlier this year:
      http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India/Miliband-equates-Kashmir-with-terror-from-Pakistan/articleshow/3985530.cms

      And follows Gordo upsetting the Pakistanis earlier this week.

      This must be a record, I don’t think we have managed to upset the whole sub-continent so much since 1857.

      Well, thanks for destroying our international reputation as well as everything else you twats.

  4. 4
    caesars wife says:

    nice one air nokia one

    although it should be pointed that you cannot take guns onto driving ranges !

    I wonder if you can hire a abrahams tank for the afternoon .

  5. 5
    Kelly says:

    Guido is there any truth in the rumour circulating that a stalking horse candidate is being prepared to stand against Brown and trigger a leadership election, in the next week?

    • 24
      Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

      Allegedly a young one, not Millipants, he of the banana.

    • 29
      it must be true says:

      Nothing in it at all – just a bit of mischief making by McBride and chums to take the sting out of any potential mutterings.

    • 94
      Bush riders says:

      Millibanana?

    • 171
      nell says:

      Someone said on here last night that it’s an ex-minister. Charles Clarke?

    • 201
      Agent 99 says:

      BUNKER ANNOUNCEMENT
      There is absolutely no truth in the rumour that a ’stalking horse’ is willing to stand against the PM. I can though confirm that this is in fact the Labour party and as such I can also confirm that there is a ’stalking donkey’ willing to stand.

      5% of Lib dem voters who actually still think labour will win an election have been blindfolded and are presently round the back trying to pin a red rosette on the donkeys ass (Double entendre?) before being taken away and shot for utter stupidity.

    • 244
      stevo says:

      I can confirm that there is a stalking horse and it is called Trigger.!

      • 297
        PD77 says:

        I can’t see Del Boy backing him, even I’d disown a friend who ran as a ZaNuLiebour candidate :P

    • 429
      caesars wife says:

      millivanilli , they were fake too

  6. 6
    angry french john says:

    Such a shame it wasn’t the real McBastard out on the course

  7. 7
    Heads on poles says:

    I may take up golf.

  8. 8
    MRB says:

    i need to take up golf.

  9. 9

    Even by your low standards this is absolutely pathetic, Guido. And you have the nerve to criticise McBride…

    The Tories are depressing business confidence and scaring consumers just so they can win an election. That’s not just incompetence but economic terrorism. They are criminals and terrorists and would be in jail in some South Asian countries.

    Is Cameron going to apologise for deliberately trying to create a Tory spy network in government and taking advantage of corrosive agenda campaigning online and offline? It’s one thing having a discussion that went nowhere and another thing entirely to be neck deep in the filth Cameron wades in.

    If Labour is the whore with a heart of gold what does that make Cameron? The bully who smiles while he mashes your face in? The hero who hides behind abused babies? The gangster who relies on fearful whispers to stay on top? Behind the silk suits he’s guilty of something and I’m beyond caring how Cameron gets taken down.

    • 11
      deeznuts says:

      fuck off

      • 23
        angry french john says:

        Seconded (and thirded)

      • 42

        The Tao warns of the perception of arrogance and you will pay a heavy price for that, but the Tao also suggests that people cannot find it in their hearts to go to war if a king humbly takes on the blame. Thus, in death we may find life, and in life find death.

        Why don’t you post your real name and address, and we can talk in person?

      • 47
        George Osborne says:

        ‘Ere stop messin about

      • 51
        jgm2 says:

        Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.

        Fuck off Brown.

      • 236
        Talwin says:

        CH. 5.40pm.
        Do the Tau have a view about those who persist in talking self-indulgent, patronising bollocks?

      • 257
        stevo says:

        Is it pistol’s at dawn or is it seven iron’s.?

    • 12
      Monkey Chops says:

      Hi Ambrose!

      Ta taa!

      • 130
        Plato says:

        Tra laa! shurely Mr Monkey Chops?

        Anyway – Mr Hardwidge, do go away dear boy – your keyboard warrior efforts are required at Labourlist.

    • 13
      Throbber says:

      Wanker

    • 14
      Hugh Janus says:

      Try a lie-down in a darkened room CH.

    • 17
      Massey Vardon says:

      u2@

    • 19
      One-eyed snotgobbler says:

      Hi Dolly.

      Now fuck off you Hoon.

    • 20
      Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

      Are there any gurkhas around? I feel we should introduce them to dear Charles.

    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      Bloody hell – 4 paragraphs and not a mention of Zen. Quick call a nurse CEH must be ill.

      But come on Charles – I must admit your compliment to Cameron was very subtle – comparing him (just one person) to the WHOLE of the Labour party (the many). Buddha – you must be worried.

    • 26
      jgm2 says:

      Would you like to ‘Supersize’ that? I used to be a Labour MP you know.

      Fuck off Jacqui.

    • 31
      Anonymous says:

      charles:

      how do you equate this comment you left on labour list “I’m going to pick on this comment to highlight how people with grudges or vested interests just get away with making wild ass claims”

      with

      “The Tories are depressing business confidence and scaring consumers just so they can win an election. That’s not just incompetence but economic terrorism. They are criminals and terrorists”

      hmmm…..what was it again? ‘wild ass claims’? :o)

    • 40
      Straight as a die says:

      Draper get to fuck.

    • 41
      shellingout says:

      Charles – if someone doesn’t start to reign in this country’s spending soon, there will be no country left, in which to elect a PM. THIS is what your beloved party has done over the last 12 years. My children and grandchildren will be paying for this for the rest of their lives, and they’re not even teenagers yet. How fair is that?

      As for the Conservatived being economic terrorists, perhaps you should have a look at your own party too. Some of them are definitely not whiter than white. More like a very grubby shade of grey.

      Let me ask you this. If you were up to your neck in debt, would you just keep on borrowing more to pay for it? Most sensible people would not.

      • 98
        Mr Ned says:

        It is so refreshing to be able to retort to CEH on this forum without Brown’s bottom buddies at the BBC censoring it.

        CEH, you support an evil bunch of child abusing war criminals. They are vile, evils thieves and charlatans and they all deserve to be executed for supporting the pre-meditated murder of over a million Iraqis. They are a cancer in the heart of this land and should be treated as such.

        They are hatred personified in their racist and sexist prejudice. Their prejudice against anyone with honour, dignity, compassion, honesty and high moral standing is disgusting. Their rank and gross corruption of our country, parliament and political system stinks with a foul stench of the necrotic waste from the pit of an open mass grave that has been left open to the sun for a week. To use the vernacular, they are all obscene fucking wankers and shit eating sperm dribblers and they deserve to die for their massive trail of lie induced death and decay. They have slaughtered a golden economic legacy, leading this country into the first deep depression in our lifetimes, Squandering Billions to billionaires and attempting to double the income tax of the poorest workers whilst lying about it. They have stolen and abused children from loving homes whilst leaving children at risk to be slowly tortured to death. They have dumbed down our children, left our elderly to die, wallowing in their own shit in hospital corridors, They have neutered our armed services with dangerous political correctness gone mad, politicised our civil service and police, turning both into enforcers of their psuedo-communist state and frittered away liberties that were secured with the hard fought blood of our forefathers.

        There is not an area of the state that has not been fouled and contaminated by the filth of this wretched Labour Government.

        CEH you are a HOON of the worst kind for even attempting to excuse such a bunch of evil, mendacious, malevolent pricks.

        Your inane rambling about ZEN shows you have absolutely NO understanding of ZEN and each utterance exposed further your ignorance and blatant stupidity.

        Now FUCK OFF back to that labour propagandising shithead boyfriend of Brown, Nick Robinson you waste of DNA.

      • 127

        Nothing to add to that, Mr Ned. I think you’ve hit it right on the button.

      • 222
        Anonymous says:

        Mr Ned – I agree completely – but to refer to CEH as a waste of DNA is rather cruel. Perhaps oxygen thief is a better term of reference.

      • 274
        Greychatter says:

        In a democracy we get the politicians we deserve – by not voting.

        http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/daniel_hannan

        http://greychatter.blogspot.com/

      • 286
        Charles Hatdwidge says:

        rein in

        Standards are most certainly not what one expects?

        Were you educated in Welsh perhaps?

      • 355
        Anonymous says:

        Shut it Hatwidge, you racist.

    • 58
      Cherie Darling plus One says:

      Oh there you are, you naughty boy!

      I see, you’ve been to the club again. Now, I have some news for you, I’m pregnant.

      That’s why I want a cuddle, silly man.

      Come on then, huggies, kissy, kissy….;0)

    • 64
      Phen says:

      While I think ‘fuck off’ is absolutely correct in it’s sentiment I have a little more proof that Mr Charles Hardwidge is a pompous, self important propaganda machine that seems to be spending a bit too much time blowing his own pink oboe on blogs than doing any of his self-referenced entrepreneurship.

      To see him getting a good kicking form both left and right have a look at the comments in

      http://www.labourlist.org/labourlist-gurkhas-defeat-government-vote-cameron-clegg

      Now fuck off Charles – and yes I am being common. Don’t care.

    • 67

      Fuck off back to Millers Wankfest at Labourlost, you wretched worn out pissflap

    • 80
      John Prescott is taking his Battle Bus back on the road this May Day weekend, and is very excited ab says:

      Yawn.

    • 113
      Mr Timney says:

      Correction. Methinks McMental has the capability of depressing business capability on his very own.

      His one and only real skill – and he needs no assistance from anyone to ensure complete success.

      Heavyweight Intellectual that he is.

    • 148

      Are you the inspiration for “Bob Roberts” of Worcester, by any chance?

      Because he’s just as deluded as you are, just slightly less of a long-winded streak of piss.

      The Penguin

    • 179
      Galloping Gurner says:

      You truly are a dick.
      You don’t have to scare anyone, in case you have had your head stuck in the sand we are already broke.
      Shops are shutting and businesses collapsing daily.

      Don’t even talk about jails because there’s no fucking room left because of the most incompetent, pitiful and totally useless excuse for a Government ever seen.

    • 189
      Julian says:

      “The Tories are depressing business confidence and scaring consumers just so they can win an election.”

      Hmm, which is worse something that the Tories are not really doing at all (bit of bullcrap there old chap) or Gordon The Saviour Of All Mankind relishing how swine flu is about to devastate this country, although its hard to see how this banal, nostril-excavating basket case can possibly think that any virus can be worse than what he has done to us all.

    • 194
      denverthen says:

      It’s not the Tory spy network you need to worry about, Charlie boy. It’s the microwaving of your brain cells by David Davis and his techno-henchmen.

      You could try wearing an aluminium foil helmet to block out the voices. I hear that works.

    • 239

      You think some guys hitting golf balls at posters
      of the Prime Minister is as bad as the McBride
      thing? Really?

      The problem with lines like “why don’t you publish
      your real name and address and then we can talk in person”
      is that it’s unclear if that was the original poster
      or somebody pretending to be the original poster.

      If that’s really you, Charles, then you’ve taken a step
      down from your usual nonsense and into a whole other realm.
      Are you actually trying to cyber-threaten people?
      It’s pathetic!

      Up until now you’ve been happily trolling and that’s fine.
      People do it to you on Labourlist. But really, is this the
      best you can come up with? Surely that’s not very
      ‘Zen’ of you?

      Oh… I use my real name and my address is on my blog,
      should you feel at all aggrieved with me at any point
      you’ll know where to find me.

    • 349
      brown has 2 eyes says:

      ahh the same Charles Hardwidge (hogwash) from Nick the Prick BBC bullshit PolitiCULL Blog.. ahh i see

      Look charles fuck off with your pathetic japanese matra bullshit.
      Its getting quite boring reading your many posts on the BBC Nick/Brown skid mark stain of a BLOG. Please i dont want to have to read you utter crap on here too. Why dont you just do yourself, and us a favour and fuck off and die!

    • 362
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Go away Hardwad you irritating waste of space!

    • 532
      Wow says:

      Blimey, you really do only have two posts, “David the Economic Terrorist” and “You’re a troll for disagreeing with me”.

  10. 10
    Matt Scott says:

    I went down to the Sidcup one and had a few goes. It was very addictive.

  11. 16
    Isis says:

    Where can I buy one of those signs….anyone??

  12. 21
    Bowel Ferret says:

    That’s nothing. A gay pal of mine had Gordon’s face tattood on his arse with the mouth in the, uhhumm, required position. His partner says that is quite addictive.

  13. 25
    Anonymous says:

    The commons vote is becoming a farce. What is going on ?

    • 48
      Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

      Mad Mick is at it again. After a unanimous vote to leave decision till after Kelly enquiry, he went ahead with decisions on subsequent motions. He appears to have gone against the will of the House.

    • 55
      anonymous says:

      Simple.The government have outmanoeuvered those trying to make the issue political and a vote against Brown. By accepting the “Young Amendment” which refers the matters of MPs expenses to the Kelly Enquiry they avoid a certain defeat on that – then – they continue to move their own original amendments but even the Speaker seemed non-plussed when answering “points of order” from Alan Duncan an Ann Widecombe before the vote asking if this was permissible by saying “I am REQUIRED by the rules of the House to put the questions to the House!”

      • 69
        jgm2 says:

        As I predicted then. No ’stalking horse’ candidate emerges. Utter cowards the lot of them. The electorate saddled with another 200bn quid of debt or another 200K of pay, pension contributions and fraudulent expense claims for me?

        Hmmmm. Tough one. If you’ve got absolutely zero morals.

        They’re just Uber benefit fraudsters. The next time they run those ‘Big Brother is watching you’ ads – the ‘No buts…’ one I must remember to make a note of the number.

    • 57
      Anonymous says:

      There is no vote to speak of; Brown pulled the vote out for most of what he’d originally proposed, the only stuff left is along the lines of “should we avoid pissing on our voters’ faces?”

      But, despite that, the BBC will obviously see Brown’s pulling of the vote in terms of “Brown reasserts his authority. Don’t worry, everything’s fine, he knows what he’s doing and everybody loves him”

  14. 28
    Mitch says:

    I would imagine a large number of such targets have been improvised on rifle ranges up and down the country.

    tick tock Signatures: 35,402

  15. 32
    Trough Mixture says:

    My eyesight’s not what it was. Do you think it would be OK just to twat him between the eyes a few times with a 9 Iron?

    • 225
      Dave Figgley says:

      Golf is a good walk ruined, mate. How about a meat-cleaver?

    • 307
      stevo says:

      Let John Daly twat him with a Driver.!

    • 515
      Sir Edmund Utter-Twatt says:

      mate of mine has just come back from Afghanistan, reckons he can lay his hands on an RPG… should do the job better than a 5 iron.. just the ticket

  16. 33
    justsurfing says:

    Should be a full-length graphic with a nude GB so you can actually aim at his balls.

    Hey this is a great idea – how about replacing all the distance markers with graphics of Cabinet members! GB would have pride of place in the spot that is easiest to hit.

    A graphic of Charles Hardwige could be displayed at the back of the practice nets – may help to knock some sense of humour into him – metaphorically that is – don’t think it’s otherwise possible.

  17. 34
    Odds Bodkins says:

    Whack! Looks great fun.

  18. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Why are the muslims trying to kill the Dutch royal family?

  19. 39
    Urinalpeeps says:

    Off topic but interesting.
    I pointed out last evening that over 30,000 had signed the petition asking Brown to resign on Minge Cambell’s comment in the Guardian about Gurkhas.
    It vanished without trace!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Somebody in Guardianistan is hurting badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 52
      Ratsniffer says:

      Anything Pravda hate they declare as “off topic” a catch-all phrase designed to filter out any “off message” posts.

    • 53

      The Tao comments that a third of people will follow, a third will oppose, and a third will follow whoever looks like they’re in charge. (It’s one reason why Proportional Representation is no better than first past the post as an electoral mechanism.) Labour’s biggest issue is they’re trying too hard to look like they’re in charge while the Tories are good at pretending even if they’ve got nothing to offer.

      • 56
        jgm2 says:

        Big Issue. Get your Big Issue. I used to be PM you know.

        Fuck off Brown.

      • 68
        THE TROLL MASTER says:

        What is this boy whittering about.
        Go and watch some telly mate.
        Or get a dog they say they make a good friend and believe me, you need one.

      • 72
        Anonymous says:

        Foam or Gel, Hardwidge, George, Jimmy, Welfare State, No More Tory Toffs, Master Baiter, Ambrose S!lk

        Please post at the same time.

        Tra Fuckin’ La

      • 136
        Plato says:

        Mr Anon – I’d be :shock: if they do!

      • 155

        Fuck me you’re a tedious boring Hoon and no mistake. I bet this technique of yours goes a storm with the ladies, doesn’t it?

        Or maybe not, which is why you are such a wanker.

        The Penguin

      • 364
        Sir Barrington Minge says:

        Bog off you tit!!

    • 452
      Urinalpeeps says:

      Bluntly Charles,I believe 3 thirds think you would come third in any tripartite event.

  20. 43
    Jackanory says:

    Ms Jackboot should be staked out on the driving ranges, too. Have you seen her pizza collection uniform? Click on Jackanory….

  21. 44
    Chris says:

    I would like to see whole the cabinet at distant distances. Hazel Blears at 80 yards! Even a duff golfer like me could hit that.

    • 203
      Julian says:

      You evil bastard! I use Hazel regularly as a tee. She likes the rustle through her hair of the driver as it hits the ball – reminds her of when Tony Blair used to use her as a drinks stand at Number 10.

  22. 46
    It doesn't add up... says:

    The main petition:

    http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/

    is now the 25th most signed of all time. THis one:

    http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/smithshame/

    asking for the departure of Jacqboots could do with your help as well

  23. 50
    Chris says:

    The guy should take this idea further, so when the ball hits, a voice shouts ‘Snot-gobbler’, ‘Scottish Tosser’ etc.

    • 60
      jgm2 says:

      Or ‘Do nothing party’, ‘Best placed to weather’, ‘Doing the right thing’, ‘Getting on with the job’.

      Of course in the US you could just buy targets like that and machine gun them on the range to let off a bit of steam. They have some fine passtimes.

      • 70
        M.T.BUCKET says:

        Yes it started in america.

      • 81
        jgm2 says:

        Damn. @started in America’. How could I forget that? ‘Global problem requiring global solutions’. That’s another.

        He really is a speak-your-weight machine of a PM isn’t he.

      • 168
        Elby The Beserk says:

        “And that is why…”

      • 263
        Julian says:

        He really is a speak-your-weight machine of a PM isn’t he.

        Shame he’s such a clumping buffoon yet a total lightweight.

    • 120
      Chris says:

      “There be no return to boom and bust!”

    • 268
      Churchill's Cattleprod says:

      “There is no leadership contest”

    • 270
      Gordon Brown says:

      Why don’t you like me? Am I really that bad?
      You know, I could have hidden behind my blue (formerly orange) badge, being disabled and all, but a sense of civic duty and pride in our country got the better of me and I thought it prudent to rape you all for a trillion or so.
      When I pop in to the local for a wee dram, I never have any trouble getting to the bar. When I was a wee kiddy, I never had the complication of playing with other mini-Scots. On the rare occasions that I did, I was the patient to their doctors and nurses. That’s how I became monocular, you know. Wee Morag was rather clumsy with the kiddie-proof, blunted scissors whilst trimming my eye-lashes. I got over that minor mishap to become the well-rounded human being that you see saving the world today.

  24. 59
    Master Baiter says:

    Carried 305 in favour 31 against — SMOKIN’ !!!!
    (1) That, for the purpose of complying with the Resolution of the House of 22 May 1974 relating to Registration of Members’ Financial Interests, in respect of interests falling within Category 1 (Directorships), Category 2 (Remunerated employment, office, profession, etc) or Category 3 (Clients), hon. Members shall furnish the Registrar with the following particulars—

    (a) the precise amount of each individual payment made in relation to any interest,

    (b) the nature of the work carried out in return for that payment,

    (c) the number of hours worked during the period to which the payment relates, and

    (d) except where disclosure of the information would be contrary to any legal or established professional duty of privacy or confidentiality, the name and address of the person, organisation or company making the payment;

    (2) That such interests shall be registered whether or not their value in any given year exceeds one per cent. of the current Parliamentary salary;

    (3) That the provisions of this Resolution shall apply whether or not the interest in question depends essentially upon, or arises out of, the hon. Member’s position as a Member of Parliament; and

    (4) That the provisions of this Resolution shall come into effect on 1 July 2009.

    • 369
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Wow – you’re working late tonight. What do you get in overtime? Or do you get a day off in lieu?

      PS. Still waiting for apology from you for your racist ‘Caribbean thinking’ remark.

  25. 62

    Guido’s blog is political porn. He’s just another troll and not worth the time of day. Apart from being bone idle the other reason why I can’t be bothered to set up a blog countering him as it’s not worth it.

    Guido’s ghetto like blog can cross the legal line and enthuse people to spread their abuseive attitude around so the occasional slap and questioning people who promote him is fair enough.

    • 63
      Gurning Gorgon's Video Productions says:

      Fuck off, mong. Must be getting near clocking off time? Nothing like being paid to comment on blogs, eh?

      Never mind, the real world will be giving a good slap soon.

      Har, har.

    • 66
      Anonymous says:

      You’re a fucking twat.

    • 73

      “Guido’s blog is political porn”

      Yup. Even Five Bellies reads it on expenses. Don’t pull your cock too hard Charles, it’ll fall off.

    • 75
      THE TROLL MASTER says:

      He’s still at it then.
      I suppose that a bit of light hearted blogging will do him good.
      Be nice to him.
      Hello, it’s time for your medicine dear.

    • 76
      Gordon is a moron says:

      You seem very upset at the stories Guido has managed to bring to light. I assume – nay, KNOW considering that you’re a leftie – that you think all “truth” should be filtered through your own prism. Nope, sorry, not going to happen.

      By the way, Mister Oxbridge: ghetto-like, abusive, “is it’s not worth it” or rewrite the sentence.

      As regards Tories being economic terrorists: Rubbish! They’re simply telling the truth and that is their job as Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition. You failed to get your one-party state abd I reckon it’s just about too late now, though your evil “Civil Contingencies Act” may yet deliver it to you.

      Also, if Guido is not worth the time of day then what the hell are you doing on here?

    • 78
      Cherie Darling plus One says:

      Cherie Darling plus One says:
      April 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm

      Oh there you are, you naughty boy!

      I see, you’ve been to the club again. Now, I have some news for you, I’m pregnant.

      That’s why I want a cuddle, silly man.

      Come on then, huggies, kissy, kissy….;0)

      I Take it you don’t care then?

      • 90
        Anonymous says:

        Foam or Gel, Hardwidge, George, Jimmy, Welfare State, No More Tory Toffs, Master Baiter, Ambrose S!lk

        Please post at the same time.

        Tra Fuckin’ La

    • 82
      Anonymous says:

      Do us all a favour CH and ram your head up a dead bear’s bum, there’s a good chap. Can’t imagine why you bother to read a blog that isn’t worth the time of day. No one is forcing you to read this blog so why not fuck off without a refund??

    • 92
      Trough Mixture says:

      And of course you’re up your neck and several yards beyond in debt. Most of us of course are only 2′6″ or so above neck level thanks to the shite who employ you.

      I’d stop getting tuffsy-wuffsy too in your position. Somebody might just take you up on it.

    • 156
      Grytpype-thynne says:

      Actually the real reason my old Hardwidget, is that you are crap at blogging

    • 157
      Jimmy says:

      Well Charles I think you’d have to concede that the sheer wit, panache and sophistication displayed by Guido’s acolytes has clearly refuted your criticisms of the quality of the site.

      You remember the old theory about a roomful of monkeys eventually typing the works of Shakespeare? For some reason it sprang to mind.

      • 184
        Grytpype-thynne says:

        Superb, my dear Oscar.Now fuck off and die

      • 519
        wyvern says:

        Trouble with that hypothesis, is that it would never work under your lot.
        They would all be shaved and promoted into management/zampolit or cabinet positions.
        Sorry, I forgot its’ already been done. The giveaway was forgetting to take Milihoons banana away.

    • 160

      You do talk the most incredibly tosh. And you can’t spell. Just crawl back under your stone and prepare for a McJob.

      The Penguin

    • 170
      Elby The Beserk says:

      Oh do fuck off you pompous twat

    • 199
      nell says:

      I do believe he may be Damien McBride bored in his unemloyment and lost having been rejected by his bosom pal Gordon. No doubt Derek would understand that he is exhibiting the misguided childish ploy of using aggression to gain attention and affection.

    • 221
      Jimmy says:

      It’s the sheer consistency of the quality of contributions which I find most impressive.

    • 233
      Banburyg says:

      So why bother posting here – other than to stir up the people that you appear to look down your nose at! T’is not very Zen of you – you should be promoting peace and calm, not getting people wound up at you

    • 259
      Charles Hardon says:

      Evidently worth your time of day given the amount of posting you’ve done here this afternoon. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to stay here do you?

      Now fuck off and die you tedious Hoon.

      • 301
        Jimmy says:

        I have a charitable nature and like to make time for outreach work of this nature.

        No need to thank me.

    • 267
      Julian says:

      Briefly Googled there’s a rather silly comment by CEH on The Guardian (where else?) about preferred methods of death. By fa r the best one comes from someone in South Africa who writes:


      In your sleep, like my Grandfather, not screaming and shouting like the other four people in his car …

    • 277
      Silent Troll says:

      Fuck me. You made me break my silence.
      Guido a troll? LMAO. Trolls are destructive to the online community, bring discord where once there was harmony and, generally, don’t lick arse or further the mass-debate.
      WTF – he still doesn’t count as a proper troll.

    • 330
      Leroy Himmler says:

      Goodbye Geo, and the best of luck in all your future endeavours. We shall miss you and all your valuable contributions.

    • 338
      Doctor Mick says:

      Groomer alert!

    • 346
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Oh do piss off Hardwad he irritating waste of breath!

    • 512
      Sungei Patani says:

      CH Were you born terminally pompous or has it come with long practice?

  26. 65
    brown has 2 eyes says:

    Just watch Pmtv live, i want to know who those 100 MPs are, who said no…

  27. 83
    Rob says:

    “he’s guilty of something” – Says a lot more about you scumbag than the rest of your putrid argument.

    • 86
      Gordon is a moron says:

      He’s guilty as sin! Dave is guilty of not being a leftie and few things piss the Hoons off more than that.

    • 87
      Gordon Brown says:

      You’re all guilty of something. I know who you are and I know where you live. I know who you talk to and pretty soon I’ll know what your DNA looks like.

      You will respect me.

      Vote Labour.

  28. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Over 35,000 on the petition now. Keep up the good work.

  29. 88
    • 101
      jgm2 says:

      Gordon Brown isn’t actually Gordon Brown. He’s James Brown.

      The Godfather of Dole. Dole Brother Number One. Sleaze Machine.

      YOW! I feel good…….

  30. 92
    Master Baiter says:

    Show us your second jobs and the hours you spend on them.
    285 votes for 96 against.

    Look out ‘millionaires row’.

    • 95
      shellingout says:

      For once, I agree with you. I think MP’s from all sides should be held to account.

      • 97
        shellingout says:

        …one Conservative MP has around 14 other jobs. How can he serve his constituants in a proper and diligent way?

      • 107
        Gordon is a moron says:

        Easy. By voting correctly against a bigger state and ensuring he harrasses public sector scum who bully said constituents.

        It’s the endless “doing” which has screwed everything up and infantilised the entire population.

      • 158
        Grytpype-thynne says:

        Possibly by spelling “constituents” properly for a start

      • 193
        Mr Timney says:

        and each cabinet minister a few score of administrators and special advisers ?

    • 102
      Gordon is a moron says:

      OK. I’m going to plant some onions and will spend about an hour on it. Pay: nowt. Naturally, Master Baiter, you woul dhate the idea of people with experience in parliament. They show up the fools who toss about in Gordonian non-jobs until some committee lets them onto the gravy train.

      Mind you, your name says it all: masturbator beats doer any day in your world. I’d call you a cock but of course you’re not and never will be.

      • 114
        Master Baiter says:

        The more innocent among us assumed that members of parliament declared their second jobs already.

        Now if they’ve been hiding them, well it could be interesting, from an electoral point of view, especially as most of the opposition front bench are minted. Doesn’t look good in a monumental back breaking diabolical worldwide recession. Does it?

        Now don’t forget to respond with some pointless impotent anger will you?

      • 116
        Hugo Chaves says:

        Hey Charlie, It’s a big drawback

      • 121
        Gordon is a moron says:

        “Look good”? Firstly I’d say that Labour have thought about almost nothing else since they go int power, hence their monumental failure. Secondly, I’d say that it really doesn’t matter how much cash somebody has so long as they represent their constiuents properly by reducing the size of the state and removing arbitrary powers from those who work for it.

      • 204
        Mr Timney says:

        I’d much rather have 20% of an MP’s time focussing upon our nation rather than 100% of an MPs time focussing upon THEMSELVES.

        I, for one, care not a jot whether an MP has 1,2 or 1000 other jobs. He or she will be measured on what they have achieved.

        What legacy have this bunch of tossers achieved that could stand up to independent SMART measures ?

    • 106
      Peter Mandelson says:

      I’m intensely relaxed about people getting filthy rich.

    • 137
      P1 says:

      I assume that you mean all those government ministers who apparently have time to run their second jobs in charge of departments etc and attending Labour party strategy meetings when we are told that being a constituency MP is a full time job in itself.

      Also , the PM who found time, allegedly, to write a book while running the country.

      A few directorships and speaking engagements on the opposition benches pale into insignifcicane, which is why the public don’t care as much abouyt them as they do about the expenses and allowances fiddles.

      • 149
        Master Baiter says:

        Openness and transparency is the key, sorry are the keys, of course there’s nothing wrong with additional jobs.

        But why did they want to keep it secret?

      • 208
        Mr Timney says:

        What secret .
        Smearing ?

    • 167

      Hey, Clive, those fucking burgers need turning over. Get with the groove or it’ll be back to the Job Centre Plus!

      The Penguin

    • 372
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Crikey. This one’s after 6PM. Hope you make the last bus.

  31. 96
    Hoof marks in the bunker says:

    Is someone calling Gordon Brown an iron? Pass me my wedge.

  32. 99
    Stepney says:

    “It is to the solder to whom we owe the right to free trial, not the lawyer; it is the soldier, not the journalist, who guarantees the freedom of speech; and it is the soldier, who serves under the flag and whose coffin is draped in the flag, who gives us the right to protest, who gives even the right to protesters to burn that same flag.”

    And I’m off to raise a glass to them all.

    • 146
      Grytpype-thynne says:

      Amen to that

    • 436
      Churchill's Cattleprod says:

      100% F**ing A with a Kukri.

    • 444
      Julian says:

      Actually it is:

      It is the Soldier, not the minister
      Who has given us freedom of religion.

      It is the Soldier, not the reporter
      Who has given us freedom of the press.

      It is the Soldier, not the poet
      Who has given us freedom of speech.

      It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer
      Who has given us freedom to protest.

      It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
      Who has given us the right to a fair trial.

      It is the Soldier, not the politician
      Who has given us the right to vote.

      It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
      Who serves beneath the flag,
      And whose coffin is draped by the flag,
      Who allows the protester to burn the flag.

      ~ Charles M Province

  33. 100
    Gurning Gorgon's Video Productions says:

    Why? Is it because the cnuts on the Labour benches are totally unemployable?

    Never mind, the JobCentre will be an uplifting experience for them.

    • 118
      jgm2 says:

      Yeah. Like that potty mouthed ex-Blair Babe found guilty of using threatening words and behaviour a few weeks ago.

      Spending their weekday afternoons in pubs drinking. That’s all they’ll be good for. In another 10 years or so ‘The Telegraph’ obits will be filled with a steady stream of them as they fall off their perches with livers like gongs. ‘His door was always open….’

      Rather looking forward to that bit actually.

      • 308
        Obit scribbler says:

        Telegraph in 10 years time? Aha. You should be on the stage, sir. Besides, they laid me off. What you read now is just a pale imitation of life reporting on death. Still, I’m keeping my pencil sharpened ….

  34. 103
    brown has 2 eyes says:

    BTW the motion 4 of G.Bs pathetic attempt to cover his own partys greed and corruption, will not sit and wont wash with tax-payers.

    If there are any pathetic New Labour individuals (reading this blog which i doubt) those human beings that have any decency for the people of the nation (you know who you are) decide now. The rest of your NEW/Labour CABAL will be dealt with swiftly coming the next general election ( no im not a TORY).

    Pathetic comes to mind when I see these MPs drinking and smoking in the house of power, I wouldnt mind a job like that myself, you pathetic people who represent us, who dont tow our line of law which you decide, will be in the dole hole very soon.
    You people should be ashamed of yourselves, you deserve everything that comes back to haunt you.

  35. 109
    Charles Clarke says:

    It looks like i’ve finally found a way to hit my tee shots dead straight

  36. 111
    Mr Ned says:

    Those labour MP’s have rolled over and played dead again. They supported Brown in massive numbers, whilst everyone else fucked off to the pub to do something more important.

    Those Labour MP’s do not have a brave or honest or decent bone in their entire bodies.

    What craven, supine, cowards those scumfucks really are.

  37. 112
    Geo says:

    Browns face on a target works in archery as well … and is very satisfying to get the fecker in the eye!

  38. 117
    brown has 2 eyes says:

    brown has 2 eyes says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.

    lol why is my posting being moderated guido?

    Becareful with your algorithm on your blog, im with you.

    • 316
      Moderation in moderaton says:

      We occasionally hit the button through sheer boredom. Nobody ever actually posts anything remotely moderatable.

  39. 129
    Mr Ringworm says:

    Anyone seen the BBC headline about Brown ‘winning the vote’.

    It’s incredible the different editorial slant they put on stories even compared to the guardian that writes – “Embarrassing defeat for PM as House unanimously votes to wait for report from Commons watchdog ” as a subheading.

    • 141
      Master Baiter says:

      Times, 14:00
      David Cameron has withdrawn his support over plans to force MPs to decalre how much they earn from jobs outside Parliament.

      Parliament 17:30
      Carried 285 votes for 96 against

      Plus they’ll have to declare the number of hours, ouch!

      • 150
        Anonymous says:

        Yes it’s a big drawback

      • 266
        THE TROLL MASTER says:

        Sour grapes from a failed capitalist.
        So the only way you can get cash is by fiddling your expenses.
        Lablierslist.commy working late eh boy.

      • 283
        banana republic says:

        Yeah, this will really get the jobless and those who have had their homes repossessed to vote for NuLab in their droves.

        You deluded twat.

      • 380
        Dr Feelgood says:

        Seeing as you are working late tonight…

        In case you think the second jobs issue is a hot button for Labour, think again.

        John Redwood has made a very good post about why the Conservatives will come out better from this issue:

        http://www.johnredwoodsdiary.com/2009/04/26/mps-second-jobs/

        This will blow up in Brown’s face (like every other idea of his).

    • 154
      Gordon is a moron says:

      No worry from friend Master Baiter that those occupying one of the most exalted positions in the land have been so debased by the Labour party that they have to be put on a report card.

      Mind you, hasn’t that been a feature of this government all along? They get found out doing something vile and then slap a law on the rest of us, all the while canting away. Everybody knows it now, Onan (May I use your Christian name?), so the game is up.

  40. 131
    robert says:

    The answer to Hardwidge is simple; ignore it, and it will go away. Just like swine flu.

  41. 132
    Sir William Waad says:

    Gordon has a hole in one………..and a nasty split in the other……….

  42. 135

    It’s a bad day for Gordon.

  43. 139
  44. 140
    The Beast of Clerkenwell says:

    Ill wager that this isnt the first time that McMental has had balls bouncing off his chin

    • 321
      my two penn'orth says:

      Steady on. Gordon’s got a lovely wife and family, and had many, many years of batchelorhood when he must have had a very gay (oh sorry, that word has been perverted) ‘jolly’ time with all the girlies.

      Apparently they were all falling over themselves to attract his attention during his rise to the top.

      The inclinations you hint at are just a nasty rumour which has never been proved.

  45. 142
    shellingout says:

    Off topic, I know, but I thought I’d share this with you.

    I went into Boots today to get some hayfever tablets. I wanted to buy 2 packets (24 tablets). I was told that I could only be sold one packet and my spouse had to buy the other one with a separate card.

    This is what we’ve been reduced to in the UK. At 52, I’m not allowed to buy 24 hayfever tablets.

    • 183
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      Don’t know what is the worse aspect of this.
      Is it the nannying; we’re here to stop you topping yourself?
      Or the assumption you’re so thick that you can’t find a way to thwart their plan.
      Perhaps it’s the latter and they have seen the true GCSE results.

      • 219
        shellingout says:

        If I wanted to top myself, I wouldn’t use Benadryl!

      • 384
        Dr Feelgood says:

        If I wanted to top myself, I would become a Labour MP, start an affair, my lover and I would file false expenses claims, get found out, and then go running to the Whips threatening suicide if I get exposed.

    • 226
      nell says:

      Same for paracetomols – no more than 16 at a time – of course if one really wanted to commit suicide that way all you’d do is drive round to as many different chemists as you could find – perhaps the government believes that anyone who wants to commit suicide doesn’t own a car. Nanny State? Too true.

    • 400
      Call me Infidel says:

      True enough. My last bottle of aspirins was purchased in the US. It held 300 tablets. Outrageous I could top myself with all those! Mind you the transparent bottle had a label with an image of an aspirin with the words “actual size”. Surely even an American can look at the bottle and see how big the tablets are? Only in America I suppose.

    • 542
      Dai Rhea says:

      Hah. I bought some period pain tablets for my wife in Safeway’s
      and the girl behind the counter put me through the third degree
      culminating with “Are these tablets for your own use?” which
      made me say something so outrageous that she terminated the
      conversation.

  46. 144
    dr. sipp says:

    great way too cure slice–aim well left–hit target

    gordon made sure–no one can ever trust labour again not putting up tax

    read my lips–LOL

  47. 145
    Grytpype-thynne says:

    Hardwidget seems to have knocked off now; probably only paid until 5 pm.Had a look at his stuff over on Liebourlist; pathetic, carrot-up-the-arse I know best stuff.Don’t waste your time with it.One thing I did glean however from the true believers’ comments: they regret losing the vote over the Ghurkas but only because it was a “tactical error”.Nothing to do with their stance being immoral or dishonourable!

    • 181
      Hugo Chaves says:

      No, he’s still mincin’ around.

    • 295
      Baron Hartlepool says:

      Hey, stop right there!
      Mincing avec le carrot-up-the-arse is my speciality.

    • 391
      Dr Feelgood says:

      Most of the trolls only do 9 – 5 (or 9.30 – 4.30 in the case of Master Baiter). MB was on overtime tonight – no doubt we will pick up the bill somewhere down the line.

      I expect that because they are either on the state payroll, or paid by Labour HQ, they have no work ethic or real belief in what they are doing, and so only ‘work to rule’.

  48. 147

    You are a sad lot. I am having a great time say hello to NewGirl and Anonymous for me and to the rest of you get a life, you really are a bunch of chavs. Regards from Delhi

    • 163
      Anonymous says:

      High Kris, have a curry on me.

    • 165
      Grytpype-thynne says:

      If you were Indian you would get the punctuation right.Now fuck off!

    • 169
      Blake's7 says:

      Really, the last time I went on holiday to Asia the only thing I used a computer for was to book a hotel and an internal flight. Must be boring for you. Hope your not pissing out of your ass to much :-)

    • 186
      Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

      Remind me how to pronounce your name again.

    • 191
      Phil Meein says:

      Says the sad phucker spending his holiday in an internet cafe. Why are you here? Porn sites blocked?

    • 202
      Trough Mixture says:

      Isn’t that where Pikeys trace their ancestry to? Family get together is it?

    • 211
      NewGirl says:

      sod off i’m not missing you!

    • 335
      Doctor Mick says:

      Try the English takeaway in Old Delhi High Street.

  49. 151
    brown has 2 eyes says:

    :: Axing 2nd home allowance for outer London – 355 for, 39 against

    :: Register all outside financial interests – 305 for, 31 against

    :: Staff employed by Commons – 280 for, 100 against

    :: Publish all receipts – 348 for, 22 against

    ok i want to know them who voted against, lets have their cards on the table and introduce them to the minimum wage, name and shame them who want to hide the facts from the public.

    • 174
      Sunonmars says:

      well its likely that those 22 are the ones who will not be smiling when expenses are published.

      • 197
        brown has 2 eyes says:

        We will find that those who are of that vote against reciepts (22), are the same individuals that voted against each motion, and against full transparency of MP expenses.
        The pigs are starting to realise that they cannot continue, those who vote against this motion(s), are the ones who cannot hide from their own trough snorkelling lifestyles.

        I want their names posting, their constituencies posting, and political party. Also i would also like the blogs like this to make this information public for all to see.

        Lets us all together, start to name and shame these BASTARDS.

    • 237
      Mr Timney says:

      Note to everyone:
      If you haven’t already, suggest you get yourselves along to http://www.theyworkforyou.com and register to have email alerts every time your chosen MP speaks etc.
      It’s a real eye opener.
      I live in an area with highest unemployment in the country.
      My MP hasn’t spoken on a local subject for a number of months but appears to be have multiple references and interests on fishing rights off of the Moroccan coast.
      What makes it worse, I’m in a Scottish constituency !
      (Labour stronghold of course)
      “They Work for You” – what a laugh.

  50. 153
    It all started in America you bastards! says:

    I see Toenails Robinson is back to his old habits. On the 6PM news he was claiming that the votes in the Commons were a victory for Snotty and that the Tories were not for change.

    Unlike ITV news which called it a humiliating defeat for the skirt wearing jock twat.

    • 162
      shellingout says:

      …this is why I don’t watch any BBC News any more. We get a much more unbiased view from other channels.

      • 175
        Blake's7 says:

        Yep I noticed Toenails to, full of shit. No problem he will be out of a job next year when Dave lets the Beeb go.

    • 213
      Anonymous says:

      Why is that hoon Robinson called “toenails”?

      • 217
        It all started in America you bastards! says:

        Because some other journalist claimed Robinson was so far up Brown’s arse all you could see were his toenails. Obvious really.

      • 234
        Anonymous says:

        It’s what they all call him behind his back at the BBC.

    • 517
      Sir Edmund Utter-Twatt says:

      Toenails is indeed, a Hoon… just like rest of Beeb… they will do any angle possible to save their masters from looking like the fuckwits they really are… watching beeb news and any other channel is like living in 2 different countries… i especially liked their ‘reporters’ view of some mooslim rally few months back, clearly visable behind this nobs shoulder was chairs/ bricks/ stones etc being chucked at the plod.. bbeb reporter “its been a generally good natured protest with little trouble”
      the fuckers dont even try and hide it these days, they think they on higher ground and us unwashed sweaty masses will like it or lump it

  51. 161
    Anonymous says:

    You can tell they’re fxxcked when they have to dig up Lord Haw-Haw.

  52. 172
    Brenda Lacluster says:

    Mandys in the DT comments tomorrow, lets be subtle eh dears, leave the real obcenity for the Guardian not that we can enjoy any of it.

    • 329
      DT Editor says:

      Cheers for that, Bren. I’m gonna give the faggot waster a piece of my mind. Might use a pseudonym though.

  53. 176
    Leslie B. Ian says:

    Guido Fawkes is a pathetic joke.

  54. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Every time the government is in trouble this site gets trolled big style. Works as no one is talking about the issues and just telling right charley to fuck off.

    Wake up !! Hes playing a game

    DONT FEED THE FUCKING TROLL

    • 224
      Billy says:

      I think the trolls that come here are far to late now anyway,you only have to go to the MSM blogs esp CIF and see Liebour getting a hammering from everybody including ex/Liebour supporters,it’s tear a new ar%ehole time for snotty and co and the country is doing it.

    • 327
      Doctor Mick says:

      We should only let Officer Trolls on this site… and only those who have 20 years service as Trolls and maybe those who have been awarded Troll medals (Order of the Green goblin and the like).

      Otherwise, all the fucking Trolls will turn up and their friggin Troll families, and before you know it Elves, Dwarves, Hobgoblins, Jack’O'Lanterns will have swamped the place,. We really can’t afford it.

  55. 212
    It all started in America you bastards! says:

    McSnot on C4 news just totally denied his Youtube statement. What a fucking twat. The C4 reporter was almost laughing at the fat one eyed twat.

  56. 214
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like Bob Roberts “I love Gordon” petition might have got 10 genuine names at last. Better start worrying, Gord will see that as a ringing endorsement. Anyone know how many names were deleted?

  57. 216
    Mr Timney says:

    Channel 4. Brown just slaughtered in interview.
    Joy to watch each and every time.
    Ah.. the smell of fresh kill.

    • 220
      It all started in America you bastards! says:

      That was unbelievable. Guido HAS to put a link up to that interview. The fat one eyed skirt wearing phone throwing laser printer tossing jock moron totally denied his Youtube statement. Can someone please cut the two videos together?

      McSnot is clearly mentally deranged now. Denying a fucking video statement he put out last week. What a Hoon.

    • 223
      Trough Mixture says:

      It’ll be on More 4 at 8 then.

    • 246
      Mr Timney says:

      Simply love the way he denies he’s always right and tells everyone else they are categorically wrong.

      Like my old Mum used to say to me, a madman always thinks everyone is mad but himself.

      Scary – McMental is clearly madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year’s Mr Madman competition.

      • 255
        Jacqui Smiff bath plug says:

        When I see Snotty now I really do think of Hitler. A man so deluded he forgot what he said from one minute to the next.

        What is the real joke though is how even the spineless media hacks spot it EXCEPT for the BBC wankstains like toenails, Pinhead and the rest.

        Expect to see Michael Prick (the man who never washes his hair it appears) spinning for Snot tonight on Newsnight.

      • 337
        Dave Figgley says:

        At least Hitler had panache, mate.

    • 293

      Need a YouTube – anyone done it yet?

  58. 228
    Anonymous says:

    Brown lying through his false teeth and looking peevish and petulant in a series of TV interviews tonight. He really is running on empty and comes across like a madman on the verge of a tantrum.

  59. 231
    Anonymous says:

    Brown on Ch4 denied making his YouTube expenses statement. The man is completely mad.

  60. 232
    • 252
      Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

      The lamplight in the corner of the video is brighter than him.

      • 507
        Anonymous says:

        Did anyone else think that between 2 mins 20 and 2 mins 30 the word “notorious” is pronounced “no-tories”??

  61. 238
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC are spinning like mad for Brown tonight, particularly Toenails Robinson on TV and Jon Pienaar on Radio 5.

    Buggars Broadcasting Communism.

    • 251
      Anonymous says:

      They seem determined to store up a great deal of animosity and retribution for themselves.

  62. 242
    Hefferlite says:

    Are they really going to do a re-make of ‘On the Buses’? Fucking sacrilege.

  63. 243
    genghiz the kahn says:

    is the full interview available anywhere, the first links show only 1.03 minutes and no follow up questions.

    It must be serious if McCavity is touring the studios…

    • 385
      MacMental the McMoron says:

      The link at 232 shows more than enough to again demonstrate the totally psychotic imbalance of MacMental, pathologically incapable of taking criticism, being contradicted, or indeed listening to another point of view — a snot-eating, speak-your-weight machine repeating ineffable flannel.

      Who on earth can contemplate voting for a party led by a clinically insane, political bankrupt?

      What a shame and disgrace on a once great country

  64. 245

    I’d love to have a few shots at them both!

    Come and read my new, improved blog.

    http://www.richard-wilkins.blogspot.com

  65. 247
    Funky says:

    Channel 4 News – Brown’s Interview

    Gary Gibbon (interviewer) – terrific

    Gordo doesn’t like it up ‘im (again)

  66. 249
    Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

    YBlubbety-Blub

  67. 256
    TELL THE WORLD says:

    CAN SOME CAPTURE THE VIDEO AND UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE??

  68. 260
    Charles Hardon says:

    Possibly I’m a bit behind the curve here but when you write C-U-N-T it gets posted as Hoon. Amazing.

  69. 262
    Phil Mickleson says:

    Does Brown use ‘Distance’ golf balls and Mandy use ‘Spin’ ones?

    I am a keen golfer, do you think Richard Timney can advise me on my grip’

    • 345
      Dave Figgley says:

      Probably, mate. Forget the grip, though. If I was you I’d take a 2 wood to his Maxflis.

  70. 264
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, great article here from Nick Cohen:

    “Fear and Filth at Brown’s Number 10
    NICK COHEN
    May 2009……….”

    http://www.standpointmag.co.uk/node/1132/full

  71. 265
    Anonymous says:

    I saw Charlie Whelan waiting for Brown in his car outside the Channel 4 studios tonight. It looks like Charlie is back directing things.

  72. 269
    Joe Public says:

    Ain’t you just glad this isn’t France?

    http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/983/1051983/insulting-politicians-france-fined

    Then again, it’d wipe out our National Debt in just a few months.

    • 280
      It all started in America you bastards! says:

      Brown is a Hoon
      5 bellies is a Hoon
      Darling is a Hoon
      Harman is a Hoon
      Flint is a Hoon
      Balls is a Hoon
      McNulty is a Hoon
      Cooper is a Hoon
      Abbott is a Hoon

      Fuck it will take me years to pay off that fine.

  73. 271
    nell says:

    Nick Robinson says on his Newslog today that the government have had ‘a bit of a week’ sounds like the comedy ‘A Bit of a Do’ and David Jason was far more attractive in the lead than Gordon Brown. NR then goes on to say that GB shows signs of having lost the respect , the fear and habit of loyalty, from his party. He seems to think ‘fear and habit of loyalty ‘ are hallmarks of prime ministerial authority. Doesn’t that acknowledge labour ministers and back benchers as spineless. NR seems not to understand that voter confidence, trust in the government as well as respect for the government’s handling of the issues of the day have also been shot to pieces and is a far more important issue.

    • 354
      Dave Figgley says:

      Robinson is far too comfortable in Brown’s anal cavity to describe him as ‘a breathing corpse’.

  74. 272
    shellingout says:

    There’s a new virus going around. It’s called Broon-flu.

    Symptoms are as follows:-

    Drooping jaw, bitten nails, vacant expression, and delusions of granduer.

    We’ve found the source and it looks as though he’s affected millions. We must rid ourselves of this infection.

  75. 276
    Anonymous says:

    Another Brown/Balls media triumph

  76. 278

    We’re having a quiet time on here (pervs must be having dinner) so just doing a bit of idle checking; I think Charles Hardwidge may be a Buddhist computer geek part-time games designer living in Bristol who also posts as Ambrose Silk. Just a guess. Might be wrong. Move along now anyway…

  77. 279
    Johan says:

    Reference expenses, note the different lines taken:

    BBC: MPs back allowances reform plans – The government has won a series of votes on the surviving parts of Gordon Brown’s proposed expenses reforms.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8027606.stm

    Guardian:MPs delay decision on expenses – Embarrassing defeat for PM as House unanimously votes to wait for report from Commons watchdog
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2009/apr/30/brown-climbdown-mps-expenses

    Surprised?

  78. 281
    Susie says:

    Hmmm Sidcup… just east of the M25 isn’t it?

    Might go down there with my pair of kukri knives for some target practice.

  79. 284
    Deep Throat says:

    Hey Guido, my Google Chrome said your websites got malware.

    I think MI5 have got you bugged. :S

  80. 285
  81. 290
    Roberto says:

    Just seen the interview with the Mentalist on E4 + 1.

    Splice his Youtube and that interview together and play it to the UK.

    • 298
      It all started in America you bastards! says:

      I agree. I hope someone puts the two videos together to point out what a lying mentalist twat he is

  82. 292
    Jumbo says:

    OT but how do you respond to Eye hits Guido in this issue Hackwatch p5?

  83. 299
    Anonymous says:

    Anyone see some sly-faced, little creep called Hopi Sen on TV earlier? I’ve seen some shifty looking slimeballs in my time but none as bad as that before.

    If that’s what Labour are reduced to then God help them.

    • 312
      Anonymous says:

      Hopi Sen will do or say anything to try to ingratiate himself with the Brownites, a right arse-licking creep. He’s a joke within the Labour Party.

  84. 302
    Tally Ho says:

    Masturbator and chaos seem to have gorn home for the night.

    These Socialist misfits are in for a good seeing to when we get back into power again. Nothing like a good horse whipping to show these upstarts some manners eh?

    Soon be hunting again chaps. Eh what, what? Socialists, foxes all the same to me you know. Put the dogs on ‘em I say.

    Seen my jodhpurs old girl? Bloody Hell, have to do everything me self since that bloody butler left.
    Have to get another one I suppose but bit strapped at the moment don’t ya know. Think I’ll get a lassie they’re better at getting me breeches on and orf and bloody site cheaper.

    See you Guido chaps tomorrow eh? Lots of harmless fun eh what?

  85. 306
    nell says:

    Re: Expenses vote. Another Brown/Balls media triumph? Well…..
    BBC says ‘Gordon Brown wins’
    Sky says ‘Government Humiliation’
    Daily Mail says ‘Another humiliating government climbdown’
    Dailt Telgraph says ‘ Gordon Brown forced into expenses retreat’ (still trying to win back readers!)
    Guess BBC’s right then??!!

    • 324
      It all started in America you bastards! says:

      ITV called it a humiliation
      Channel 4 called it a humiliation and we have the interview of the year with the one eyed retard trying to pretend Youtube doesn’t exist.

      I think even the leftie press were calling it a humiliation as well.

      NEVER underestimate Nick Toenails Robinson’s ability to suck Gordon’s cock dry when ordered to.

  86. 314
    Anonymous says:

    I saw Gordon Brown on Ch 4 earlier. He really is mad. It’s very worrying particularly as he doesn’t have to call an election for another year.

    • 320
      nell says:

      What’s more worrying is that I read earlier today that if they stage a coup and some other unelected prime minister takes over they can keep going until Autumn 2010. Is this right? Surely not! Because that would be even worse.

    • 348
      Anonymous says:

      The following link should show the C4 interview from today which I think could be used as legal evidence that Brown is mental:

      http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1529573111
      (Fast forward to 11 mins)

      • 356
        Anonymous says:

        Just checked that link and it works OK.

        God, Brown IS deranged.

      • 371
        Little Boy Brown says:

        I’m not deranged. I’m a complete ©unt.

      • 375
        Anonymous says:

        Blimey, I’ve just watched the clip. He’s in denial and appears to be completely barking. Deeply worrying.

      • 407
        Anonymous says:

        ITV finish on David Cameron’s responce and not the PMs, Lazer printers and Nokia phones do have feelings and feel pain!!!

      • 417
        English Liberation Front says:

        Barking. This has nothing to do with Labour expenses corruption and everything to do with getting Tory MPs to declare outside work. Obvious in the interview the bloke is completely deranged and concerned only with trashing the Tories.

        He needs to go.

      • 438

        Okay – watched that. He’s obviously insane. So what the hell do we do about it?

    • 377
      jgm2 says:

      Good God. Just old-style filibustering bullshit. Just keep talking for long enough on an entirely different issue and hope the questioner loses interest.

      ‘You’ve got that completely wrong. The facts are…. the sky is blue, fish swim in the sea, blah blah …. has he forgotten about that Youtube video yet blah… blah … he looks to be glazing over a bit I’ll see if he’s forgotten yet

      So Prime Minister. In your YouTube video…

      Fuck That’s completely wrong. The facts are….

      Repeat for 15 minutes.

      Remember to never agree to an interview with that fucker again and trash that guys career.

      Arrogant lying bastard. He even slipped in a ‘Do nothing’ and one other of his go-to happy phrases which I forget now. It’s hard to pay attention to what the lying fucker says these days. It’s all just lies.

      • 415
        Ewanme says:

        He’s gone , hun .

        Let’s just enjoy the death-pangs an all re-discover the sadistic streak in us .

        Love E x .

      • 437
        Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

        Yes – but he can still fool some of the people all of the time.
        Isn’t that scary ? 26% support in polls – and I don’t think any of these were postal votes so you have to believe that estimate.
        That in itself is testimony to the waste of countless £billions in the supposed “education” of our nation.
        The next government really will have to initiate a Minister of Remedial post (or otherwise the new Health Minister needs to look again at the lead piping in our nation’s household water supply rather than stock up on paper facemasks)

  87. 318
    Colonel Madd says:

    Replayed the Gibbon interview half a dozen times;it’s simply beyond belief

    McSnot and the plot have totally parted company

    The really ominous thing is that he is perceptibly beginning to believe his own inane drivel

    The Chief Numpty ,the ludicrous “Speaker” Martin supplied further ample justification for his indeterminate incarceration in the Tower at every opportunity

    A Parliament of whores the like of which I hope never to see again

  88. 326
    It doesn't add up... says:

    The petition has now reached 23rd on the all-time list with 36452 signatories

  89. 341
    Anonymous says:

    Mad Muslim murders four people in Holland in an attempt to assassinate the Dutch royal family. BBC news still not reporting it.

    • 374
      BBC over-paid under-talented trougher says:

      Hear no evil, see no evil, speak evil dressed up as ‘balanced news’.

    • 379
      It doesn't add up... says:

      You are ahead of the game if you’ve identified the assailant to be Muslim. Reports I’ve seen only refer to a 38 year old white man. I’ve also checked several Dutch sources, who say no motive is yet known, and the man is on the danger list in hospital. They do confirm it was an attempt on the Royal family (as is evident from some of the pictures, where the royal bus and the car can both be seen.

    • 392
      It doesn't add up... says:

      The BBC has a story here:

      http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8026807.stm

    • 396
      Boycott the license fee says:

      Mad Muslim equals good in the BBC style book.
      Racist Dutch equals bad idem idem
      ergo more focus on swine flu

  90. 342
    nell says:

    Why are we payng a license fee. I hope David Cameron you are taking note and going to do something about the BBC in 2010 when you have the power! It should be amongst your electoral pledges because some of us are fed up with it’s peurile reporting.

  91. 350

    “Balls Hits Gordon?” says little Ed Balls to himself. “Bugger! Wish I’d thought of that!”

  92. 351
    Roberto says:

    If you’ve not read Fear and Filth at number 10 it’s a MUST read.

    The link is on blog 264 and 285.

    • 366
      Anonymous says:

      Second that. Shocking really yet paradoxically won’t come as a surprise.

      • 382
        Brown is Bonkers says:

        “Georgina pushed her face into Felicity’s and with features contorted with anger, screamed, “You’ve always hated me, haven’t you? You’re always trying to do me down.”

        From Fear and Loathing at No 10

        A couple of name changes, but it could be a Mills and Boon lesbian sex romp. What a febrile atmosphere …

    • 394
      Anonymous says:

      Mills and Boon, sex romp. You chose a couple of sentences from the article to summarise it?
      I know Brown is Bonkers, so are you. You need a 1 iron where it really hurts.

  93. 365
  94. 373
    Paleo says:

    That’s interesting – Got a malware warning when I clicked on Guido in my favourites just now….

  95. 387
    TAG Henderson says:

    blah blah blah witty comment blah blah look im clever me blah blah blah snide remark blah blah pun blah blah blah I know the real issues so well I can satire them blah blah snort.

    • 404
      So17 says:

      Tag you are correct. Nobody does satire as good as a lefty.
      Thatcher,Thatcher,dinosaur,yawn fucking yawn,Tampax and fanny farts.

    • 418
      Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

      Hi Tag, how are you ? Please pass my regards on to your Dad & Tony.
      Sarah and I will call you at the weekend – we have a party invite for you.
      Will update you on our holiday – what a laugh.
      Take care Mate.

  96. 390
    Humpty-Dumpty says:

    Oh dear, we must fear for the health of poor Gordo. ;)

    http://tinyurl.com/cq4h2a

  97. 399
    Anonymous says:

    This is not a new game.It started in America.

  98. 402
    nell says:

    The Daily Labourgraph is now saying that today’s vote was ‘the politics of Alice in Wonderland’ with Miss Harman supposed to persuade MP’s to believe as many as six impossible things before teatime. GB is saying he’s the person who has sorted this mess! Is that deluded, mega ego or what?!!! The politics of Alice in Wonderland – Oh Yes I think so!

    • 409
      Don says:

      The Times has a great video of Darling saying that he had to make sure that the figures were correct before the budget and Flash’s youtube moment, at the top of the article online

  99. 403
    Brown is Bonkers says:

    Nick Robinson calls for Brown to resign -

    “he should take a long long rest”

    but spoils it by adding over the bank holiday weekend.

    • 419
      Anonymous says:

      Those are not the true facts and you know it

    • 432
      Anonymous says:

      Robinson also said that the expenses vote farce was a glorious win for Brown, and that it has given him back all his authority.

      Judging by the response on his blog, he’s in a minority of two with that opinion (the other one being Brown)

      • 445
        Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

        He’s still pissed after seeing his team win in Manchester last night.

    • 435
      Anonymous says:

      FOT

    • 447
      DT Editor says:

      Fuck it. Don’t let anything get in the way of a good story. We don’t and therefore you are hired.

  100. 411
    Moley says:

    Given the choice between a Tory politician who enters the house a millionaire and leaves it a millionaire, or the Labour Politician who enters the house with nothing and leaves it as a millionaire, I would choose the Tory.
    Why?

    Firstly because the Tory has an established record of success in the world outside politics.
    Second, because the Tory has not got fat guzzling at the public trough.

    Look at what Blair arrived with and what he left with.
    Look at what Prescott arrived with and what he will leave with.

    If the Tories cannot get that message across to the electorate they do not deserve to be elected.

  101. 420

    Has anyone else just had some malware originating from this page? – I’m guessing it’s an advertiser’s problem as I had the page in the background then it did it hours after

    Get checking your ads for aid, geeeed man

    • 430
      Billy says:

      I had it as well,I went over to ch4 vids and came back,I was watching the files loading and tey came back thick and fast but before I could stop it the Avast anti vi jumped in saying it had closed a connection because of a virus,did a scan/malaware and all is ok here.

  102. 421
    petuniabean says:

    What is the best thing to throw at the P.M. on a golf course?

    A sandwedge.

    What is the P.M. doing on a golf course?

    He’s trying to join the club and driving erratically – green issues don’t come into it.

    • 446
      BOFL http://ageofkali.blogspot.com/ says:

      the best thing to throw at him would be a net………

      then put him in a straightjacket!

      or a left jab and a right cross!

  103. 427
    Heads Up says:

    Don’t forget Cutie. Might be the odd disparaging remark towards our wonderful ‘government’.

    • 451
      nell says:

      ‘Wonderful’ don’t I wish? Milliband in India and then Sri Lanka, Gordon in Mexico, and then Poland. Failed foreign policies and prime/foreign ministers; failed home secretary more concerned with cost of bath plugs than plugging rising crime rate, failed further education minister more concerned to spend time blogging and in the gym, failed…..need I go on??

  104. 440
    BOFL http://ageofkali.blogspot.com/ says:

    just seen itv news…..gordie really is a charmer……

    such charisma and style……….er not!

    re gordie on a golf course………bogeys at very hole!!!!!!!!

  105. 442
    BOFL http://ageofkali.blogspot.com/ says:

    typo!!!!!!!!!!

    bogeys on every hole!!!!!!!!

  106. 449
    Hugo Chaves says:

    Double, Triple, Quadruple, and others at every hole. A minimum of 54 Bogeys per trough.

  107. 453
    Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

    Question Time – Love it
    But why oh why oh why do I have to listen to that whining tosser, Skinner ?

  108. 454
    DT Editor says:

    Well said, Welsh bint !!!

  109. 455
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Hilary Benn a lying government Hoon on QT. Getting a new hole ripped by DD. Excellent. Just what these lying gits deserve. Trying to spin. Well done DD.

  110. 457
    DT Editor says:

    St. Joanna done it.

  111. 459
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Honest citizen also now ripping Benn a new hole. Called him misleading and disingenuous and accused him of parroting Brown’s rubbish. Slam dunk. Benn needs to wake up and smell the coffee. I used to think he was decent like his dad, but he ain’t. He’s just as naff as the rest of this government.

  112. 461
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    Skinner is a real labour tool. Fuck off skinny.

    • 465
      Frank Skinner says:

      I’ve got a middle income (million p.a.) paunch and I’m a tool. How shall I fuck off, madam?

      • 496
        Frank Skinner also says:

        ‘I don’t mind paying the 50% higher rate of tax because my huge salary comes from the millions of idiots who pay the BBC licence fee’
        Well, Frank, why don’t we just cut out the middle man and reduce your salary to £ 20,00 a year. Sorted.

      • 505
        Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon says:

        Better still, why don’t we just pay you £20,000 if you promise to fuck off our TVs for ever.

        Who knows – you could use that capital to start a new and very different career.

        For example, Ever thought of trying to become a comedian ?

  113. 463

    Lot of mutants in that audience. Do you think the BBC aims to find a representative sample of mutants in every question time audience, or is it just ‘cus they’re in Great Yarmouth….

    Frank Skinner – he’s funny isn’t he? Sheesh. He’s almost as funny as Mark Steel…

  114. 464
    Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

    Skinner = ZaNuLabour apologist posing as concerned citizen.
    Needs a slap.

    • 466
      Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon. says:

      Posted earlier, I’d rather have 20% of MPs time working for the nation than 100% of an MP working for their own selfish needs.
      No need to be cagey about multiple jobs – if thats the best they can charge Tories with then heaven help them.

      • 468
        Beautiful Day says:

        Benn’s saying MPs don’t have time for another job when he’s got a second job as a minister – hypocrite.

      • 483
        Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon says:

        Didn’t agree with his father’s politics but believe he is/was an honourable – but misguided – gentleman. Junior is his image but hasn’t his morals. Must be a disappointment to his Dad

  115. 467
    Anonymous says:

    The awful Rita Chakrabarti has been spinning a Gordon Brown “victory” this evening on BBC TV and radio.

    Even Toenails Robinson isn’t claiming that.

  116. 469
    nell says:

    Question time talking about ‘misappropriation of government funds’- Some papers today have talked about some ministers/mp’s being on suicide watch because they are distressed about what is going to come out about their expenses in July. MP’s if you know something wis going to be revealed about your actions in the weeks ahead wouldn’you , if you had any backbone, face it and admit it now – say sorry and resign! You are going to be exposed anyway- why not be honorable instead of waiting to be exposed, try being honest, just for once.

    • 495
      Suicidal MP says:

      I’ll top myself before I’ll tell the truth.
      Sure, I’ve been naughty with your money but that’s none of your business. I’ve fucked you, I’ve fucked my ‘wife’ over, I’ve fucked my family, ‘friends’, constituents, mama and papa, didn’t pay the milkman blah, blah, blah.
      My life has been one huge story, and I mean that in the fictional sense, and although there is more money dangling in front of me, I’m troughed out.
      Does death hurt?

  117. 470
    Clyde Redsider says:

    Heheh
    that Hoon Lansley just went sideyways – he is fucking thick.

  118. 471
    Anonymous says:

    I hear poor Nick got a bollocking from Brown after tonight’s fractious interview. Things must be bad when Gordon turns on his friends!

  119. 472

    Who is that welsh bird?

    • 474
      Palmolive says:

      Don’t know but looks like she needs a wash

    • 481

      I used to go out with a welsh bird – she was filthy. Complained that once she moved to london she’d only get picked up by one bloke at once. Bit of a greedy girl if you get my drift.

      Sorry, drifted off topic there… must be the margaritas.

      Hang on a minute – she’s a Plaid biff – wtf has the BBC got some plaid bird on for, when they’re in Great Yarmouth? Shouldnt’ they have some mutants’ alliance representative on, or … Ted Moult or something?

      • 485
        Anonymous says:

        Who is the Liberal Hoon?

      • 487
        Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon says:

        Positive Discrimination.
        Need to have representation of both Welsh and female on the panel.

        ps. I’m absolutely BONKERS – did you see me on Channel 4 tonight ? Wasn’t I hilarious ? I’m Bonkers.

      • 491
        Hugo Chaves says:

        Agreed

      • 492

        Oh fucking blinder: “I work for Great Yarmouth museum so I’m looking at the situation in Iraq in cultural terms…”

        The inspired lunacy of the british public…

  120. 475
    Dame Celia Molestrangler says:

    It’s about time we had MPs with real business experience so that they know how to run the bloody country. Being a non-exec isn’t a big deal. Venal Jacqui’s bathplug is – it shows her up for a washerwoman.

    • 490
      nell says:

      Let’s not do a dis-service to washerwomen Hard working lasses who don’t llive on this govt;s over generous dole. Anyway, as a hardworking pensioner this is my bedtime. Need to get up and work tomorrow ,because this government has stolen or devalued my savings . So Sweet dreams – God Bless.

  121. 477
    Anonymous says:

    Why are the BBC refusing to reveal that it was a muslim who slaughtered those people in Holland and tried to kill the royals?

    • 486
      cheche says:

      477 Please whats your source on this

    • 488
      Anonymous says:

      Because it wasnt.

    • 498
      It doesn't add up... says:

      You can find a rather unpleasant photo of Karst T. (as he is referred to in the Dutch press) in his car after it came to a stop here:

      http://www.knurps.nl/2009/04/verdachte-38-jarige-karst-t-in-kritieke-toestand-foto.html

      and another here:

      http://www.knurps.nl/2009/04/eigenaar-38-auto-keurige-man-foto.html

      It clearly shows a blood-spattered white head. He was previously unknown to the police or security services. The second article says that he had lost his job several months ago, and was about to be evicted out of his flat, and had become a loner who no longer let anyone into his place. Just another victim of the recession, albeit his idea of an attempt at a glorious suicide will not impress the Dutch at all – many of whom are strongly royalist. Reading the Dutch press, the reaction is well expressed by the Justice Ministry official who said that if he lives he will be charged with the attempted murder of the Royal family, as well as with actual murder and GBH. No-one has suggested he ever attended a mosque (apart from anonymous above).

  122. 478
    Coulson`s Arsehole says:

    Get that Hoon Lansley to shut the fuck up!

  123. 489
    cheche says:

    I wish the BBC would try not to infiltrate these Plaid s on programmes form England. I never watch QT when it comes from outside England.

  124. 497
    Hugo Chaves says:

    Diane Abott, the weekly porker

    • 499
      R.McGeddon says:

      Should a porker be on TV with all this Swine Flu around ?

      It’s a bit of a risk having Porkillo there as well

    • 500
      Gordo (Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr Madman competition) Broon says:

      Honest woman.
      Left wing true to the core.
      Always fought agaist privilege – her beliefs never ever based on envy… all good so far.

      Then she sends her kid to private school.

      Just another Hypocrite.

    • 503
      R.McGeddon says:

      Well, Hugo, TWO of them ??? Can you think of anything rasher ????

  125. 509
    Anonymous says:

    http://joana-morais.blogspot.com/

    watch censored in the uk. it is, at the very least, interesting.

  126. 510
  127. 511
    Agent 99 says:

    Daily Mail reporting

    Home Office staff spent almost £2million on taxis and car hire last year.
    Taxis alone cost taxpayers £1,045,671 in 2008-09. Only £30,000 was spent during Labour’s first year in power.
    The bill for car hire has reached £917,908, with the Home Office and UK Borders Agency spending £862,644 and the Identity and Passport Service another £55,264.
    The scale of the travel perks emerged yesterday in a series of Parliamentary answers to questions from MP David Ruffley.

  128. 513
    DT Editor says:

    Fuck me. I’ve just had a shuftie at the ‘comment’ coming in on gaylord’s piece in our comic today. Jeezus! There’s some anger out there.
    Tune in for the bile-fest http://www.telegraph. co.uk . Be there or be square. Ta.

  129. 518
    caesars wife says:

    hillary benn has labour disease , shut up shut up , let me just say this gordon brown is awsome , a truly terrifying man of immense personal strength and totally labour , what a hero .

    caesars wife notes it was nice to see hillary get out his armchair for once . audience cleary beging to rumble what labour have done to democracy in that you have to make electorate scared dumb animals so that you can spoon feed them whatever is on the making a packet expenses or lobbyist wheeze.

    andrew lansley tried to be honest , but then it suddenly occured to the audience , why do you need a second job ??

    todays debate on MPs expenses was contrived by labour as trying to position them selves , as the fairness party , despite promising to wait for the kelly recomendations (which would have contained most of labours ammunition) , the debate got to off , to Harriet launching a little ruse , Alan Duncan was up pretty quickly realising she was pre empting kellys report to make some capital out of, but it wasnt just Alan , quite few labour mps were spooked as it was going to pressure the debate .one or two interesting anomalyies turned up , “how would assistant contracts work , would they come under the civil service code ” even derek conway managed to fire one into labour posing the question of how timney was on the top rate , where as his son (who didnt do anything it seems) was in the lower pay .
    One of the most intense debates ive seen for some time and clearly quite abit of anger .

    nice to see swine flu being put into context , we dont even know if the deaths in mexico were flu or not and looks as though we never will.

    as union flag gets taken down in basra , caesars wife has felt that the removal of saddam was a good thing , if some what clumsey at times , its funny to see the vacuum being filled by , another set of gun toting parties. iraq has a different and relatively more liberal future . i have never really had much time for anti war lot , but I sometimes wonder , the world was a very different place post 9/11 , perhaps it was bushes reactionary mood to break the axis of evil , but there is still somthing of a trick about it , which may lie in part to the backward view of foreingers that the islamic nations sometimes have . the taliban were made into heros , there own people didnt think “oh hang on a minute a gun toting theocracy useually leads to destruction is ther another way ” in islamic terms humanitarian , is written in the sides of food aid , and liberals are for show case trials and executions . i rember when blair sent his ialamic cleric to iraq , they captured and butchered him within a few days. So perhaps it was illegal in the sense that any vaccuum was going to be filled , by gun toting islam and not progressive democracy .

    however i am doing my country a disservice by not repsecting the dead and the wounded , and I think that is far worse crime , even if the politicians think it may have not turned out quite as best it could.

    back to westminster !! after knifeing blair , it is funny to see them wanting to cull brown , whilst some see labour as a bunch of nutters , caesars wife sees somthing far worse for labour have made pacts with ideas that have ruined our country and in doing so have had to lie . lie is not a word you use lightly , but when you curtail debates , pre annouce , spend millions of secret propganda and global propoganda projects . you see they had to turn parliment into a farm and us into prolls to make it all work , busting the banks was just a step on the way to wonkland , some mps fell asleep , some didnt quite see the gruesome end , some just raked it in without any care , luckily a few saw it was wrong .

    what most people have forgotten is that , you had personal rights in a democracy , freedom of speech was sacrosanct and it was assumed that no goverment would ever try and casserole it into pure state control , the basic idea being that the ballot box and debate sorted it out . but this wasnt good enough for labour , free consent has become fear or money coercion , cash or cosh should be there next poster campiagn , it certainly sums up labour and where it ends .

    gordon is losing all but his banzi warriors , authoritory draining away , the last scraps of integrity thrown into the fire , a stalking horse about to emerge hoping to sway some votes and limit ballot box damage , by administering correct doses of spin.

    the libs have finally accepted that there marriage to labour , was not what they had thought and are trying to cure them selves of fascism flu , mmm tricky computation that one , if socialism ends in disater why do we want the EU to rule us.

    i wish the stalking horse well , it will probebly be seduced into a quiet corner of the bunker and gassed by one of tom watsons belches , post june4th though could see even brown loyalists being led away and asked to dig there own hole .

    its nothing like the end of major , it gets more like the end of saddam

  130. 520
    Sir Reginald Titbrain says:

    The worm is turning. Maybe posted before but Benn being put in his place by La Dimbleby. FFW to 17mins
    Question time</A.

  131. 521
    The big D says:

    Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick ping. Public patience with MP’s expenses timer finished

    Yesterday’s Commons triumph of style over substance was the end of public forbearance for the HOC. The not quite worst option, of allowing the committee to complete its work, was ignored by the Labour wish to be seen to do something, anything.

    If members had wanted to show progress yesterday, a vote for refunding only expense incurred would be a start. Leave the committee to sort out allowed accommodation expenses, and receipts for everything claimed. Everything. Just like the public who voted for them have to.

    If one of the existing parties wins the next election, nothing will change. An influx of 200 or so new faces will still leave 2/3 of the existing people in place to vote to maintain the status quo.

    Time for the end of corrupt, whipping, self serving political parties.

    A majority of independent candidates in the HOC is required for change.

    People who do not need party allegiance to progress. People who have the ethic of putting the country, and its people’s wishes first. If it says on the tin, a referendum on Europe, that what the public get.

    The existing system is broken. It will get fixed, one way or another.

  132. 523
    nell says:

    Blunkett is saying in the Guardian this morning , after yesterday’s fiasco over expenses, that ‘there has been a catastropic metldown of trust in ‘politics’. What he should have said was ‘politicians.’ He witters on about ‘Labour having lost its political antennae.’ Gone the same way as that moral compass. Morning folks. Lovely sunny day.Good day for the golf course.

  133. 524
    Browned Off says:

    37471. Coming along nicely.

    • 526
      Anonymous says:

      Odd how the trolls are frantically removing names from the supporting petitions while leaving the obviously phoney ones in place.

  134. 525
    Jumbo says:

    Ribert peston assuring us Brown’s a figurehead and banks are utterly to blame for everything since the Pompei eruption

  135. 527
    English Liberation Front says:

    Frank’n'Skinner, self-confessed Labour supporting whining tosser (“I’ve always supported Labour me”), managed to perform a superb supporting role for the pompous and humourless Neo-Nazi Benn on QT by focussing attention on Tory second jobs rather than Labour second homes when the question of expenses came up. It was a superb piece of scripted Labour conniving and the morons in Yarmouth fell for it.

  136. 529
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting, anyone know what this latest post from Guido was about?

    http://www.order-order.com/2009/04/call-back/

  137. 530
    Ian E says:

    Meanwhile, I see the resign-petition is now up to No 23 in the all-time petition ranking. Just another 33000 votes to get it into the top 10 (and 1.8 million more to get it to No 1). Come on MSM – tell people about the petition and point out that there’s safety in numbers!!

  138. 535
    Thats News says:

    You shouldn’t be so horrid to Hardwidget; he was at Oxford and Cambridge you know!

    Yes. And that is one of the largest dustcart routes in Britain, I’ll have you know!

  139. 539

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  140. 541
    Anonymous says:

    Purile as usual







Parliamentary Standards Commissioner John Lyon said of LibDem MPs…

“The effect of members not making over these payments to the House was to put their private interest above their public interest, contrary to the Code of Conduct for Members of Parliament.”



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