Bonkers Brown Bruising in the Bunker
The financial newswire Bloomberg is not known for sensationalism, it has an in-house rule that unattributable reports have to be double-sourced. So bunker watchers can be confident that this report from inside the Prime Mentalist’s bunker is more than just hearsay:
The strain shows, say current and former Brown aides: Among other things, it has inflamed a temper that has always been the subject of gallows humor among those who work with him, they say. The prime minister, 58, has hurled pens and even a stapler at aides, according to one; he says he once saw the leader of Britain’s 61 million people shove a laser printer off a desk in a rage. Another aide was warned to watch out for “flying Nokias” when he joined Brown’s team.
The ‘News Sandwich’
One staffer says a colleague developed a technique called a “news sandwich” – first telling the prime minister about a recent piece of good coverage before delivering bad news, and then moving quickly to tell him about something good coming soon.
Michael Ellam, the PM’s spokesman told Lobby copy-takers on April 14 that the news of Smeargate had made the Prime Mentalist “furious”. Guido wonders if they noticed any signs of bruising on the spokesman?
Couldn’t someone put him through a mincer and stick HIM in a sandwich? Only joking ….no one would want to eat it.
A laser printer? A stapler? The man has vandalised the British economy.
These things have to be replaced!!
He is doing his bit spendibng for Britain……so long as there is still budget left to spend after all the Public Service cuts…..
Isn’t that criminal damage?
What a total winker, getting his Nokias in a twist.
might be a bit unfair on the bread
I heard that Gordon likes a chocolate sandwich now and then.
I think he likes chocolate on his biscuit actually.
Pigs would eat it.
Pigs would eat meat and veg.
Bit unkind to pigs though.
Pigs are magnificent animals.
Bravest thing on the face of the planet is a wild boar – utterly fearless.
Wouldn’t want to see them sullied by being forced to eat Brown.
The white coat men will do what his ministerial colleagues are afraid to do.
I would.
But only so that I could shit him back out again soon after…
Mad, quite mad. Expect the men in white coats any day now.
As well as his notoriously bad temper, just watching him grinning makes me scared as hell. The sooner we’re shot of him the better.
Yet more symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder from Brown. It is narcissistic rage rather than straightforward anger or loss of temper as in the case of a (relatively) normal person like John Prescott
from wikipedia
Narcissistic rage is a reaction to narcissistic injury (when the narcissist feels degraded by another person). When the narcissist’s grandiose sense of self worth is perceivably being attacked by another person, the narcissist’s natural reaction is to rage and pull-down the self worth of others (to make the narcissist feel superior to others). It is an attempt by the narcissist to soothe their internal pain and hostility, while at the same time rebuilding their self worth. Narcissistic rage should not be confused with anger (although the two are similar), and is not necessarily caused by a situation that would typically provoke anger in an individual. Narcissistic rage also occurs when the narcissist is perceivably being prevented from accomplishing their grandiose fantasies.
I hate his guts.I wish death on him.
Brown isn’t the only one with an anger management problem. Smith has been known to throw pencils and other small objects at people.
If I’d thrown staplers, Nokias etc at my staff I’d have been out so fast for ‘gross misconduct’ that my feet wouldn’t have touched the floor.
O/T but popped over to LabourLost to take a look at how Labour see things at the moment. Talk about delusonal cnuts! They’ve obviously caught it from Gordon. Completely out of touch with the real world.
Please stop painting the evil snot goblin as a mad man. The last thing we want is for him to use insanity as a defence at his trial.
Did you see the state of the man during Badger’s Bustget?
He looked completely out of it!
What are the reactions to largactyl?
Orange hair and red lips, apparently.
i was thinking more along the lines of Olanzapine
brown is suffering from bouts of amphetamine psychosis.
he has a doctor who is administering, intravenously, high quality amphetamine to help him cope and function.
there is a price to be paid by speedfreaks like brown for their nefarious behaviour. in short, brown’s a loon. labour allowing a mad man to remain in charge is a betrayal of the people of this country.
labour must either change leader of go to the country.
the best option would be a general election.
fuck brown, the real problem we have is that the tory front bench is so lightweight.
we will need a coalition cabinet after the next election because no single party has enough quality individuals in it to form a government.
And which members of the Labour Party (old socialists) would you want in that coalition?
yes after each shot he sings this little song….
Love it!!!
Sungei Patani,
very few.
checks and balances old boy, checks and balances!
regards,
thick as thieves
Sungei Patani,
sorry, you wanted some names, okay. it is a difficult question to answer so let us use the power of deduction to find the answer; ed balls is a Huhne, david miliband is a Huhne, jack straw is a Huhne, harriet harman is a Huhne, tessa jowell is a Huhne, burnham is a Huhne, purnell is a Huhne, mandelson is a rimming Huhne, ed miliband is a Huhne, hazel blears is a midget, yvette cooper is fucking useless, alistair darling has down’s syndrome, gordon brown is a total and utter Huhne.
alan johnson’s alright. there are probably another 5 decent candidates that could be scratched up from the cabinet and labour backbenches. If you add say 5 or so cabinet posts for the libdems and the rest to the tories then we would be more democratically stable.
that is all pure theory but thankyou for accepting my premise that the tories also do not have enough quality candidates to fill a cabinet.
TaT. My 2nd son has Downs. He uses his intelligence effectively, and knows the value of money. When he gets a tenner to spend, his purchases come to within 20p of his limit. He would make a far better Chancellor than the one in office, but not in Gov’t. Please apologise to my son and all those similarly afflicted, or I will go crying to Guido.
A Trojan post if I may say so, Thick as..
By April 1945, Hitler was taking 28 different pills a day along with numerous injections (including many of glucose) every few hours and intravenous injections of methamphetamine at least one almost every day
Is doctor Morell Brown’s doctor by any chance
grumpy old man,
I fully agree that your son would probably make a better job of it than darling.
but I am slightly struggling to figure out precisely what you are offended by as I did not say anything derogatory about down’s syndrome, I just think that if you look at darling’s eyes they look the same as the eyes of people who have down’s syndrome.
they do though, come on, they fucking do!
oh, and you weren’t so quick to stick up for the midget, were you?
“Thick as Thieves” You are indeed Thick !
anonospaz,
you haven’t even got the wit to think up a pseudonym yet you accuse others of being thick.
you retard!
TAT,
How have we ended up with a parliament consisting almost entirely of third rate migets barely capable of running a fucking hotdog stand but more than able to syphon off all the expenses they can get their grubby little hands on, a veritable government of all the talentless.
We are fucked whoever gets in.
I’m pinning my hopes on a Coup.
wibble!
Snarkbuckets on toast!
Wibble!
Wibble!
Lemon curry???
Yes, it is now clear. Brown is as mad as a hatstand
gidoen, is that you?
you’re not back on the fucking gear again are you?
I wish I hadn’t given him my number now. He phones me up all the fucking time!
I tell him to go easy but he won’t fucking listen, he just does the whole fucking bag in one go.
The Huhne thinks he’s Al Pacino in Scarface for fuck’s sake!
Look, could everyone stop talking about my drug use please?
It’s bad for my image.
But while we’re both here, you couldn’t hook me up with an ounce, could you?
Could you make that a troy ounce please?
Thick as Thieves: I certainly did not accept your premise ” that the Tories also do not have enough quality candidates to fill a cabinet.” I merely asked who you would want in that coalition.
You specifically mention Alan Johnson, who certainly comes across on television as an amiable decent fellow – quite unlike the rest of the shower. But what has he achieved? Is he any good at his job? I have seen little evidence to suggest that he is competent.
Strange that that was the only name from the current bunch of third rate charlatans that are masquerading as a Government that you could think of.
Saying Darling has Down’s syndrome is certainly derogatory to the many people who suffer from this disability.
now fucking look here Sungei, why are you asking about who would be in a coalition government if you think the tories have enough people for the job?
I think you are a fucking time waster Sungei.
I have not listed the other labour names because I am not that fucking stupid. at this time only Johnson can stick his head over the parapet without it getting blown off by his own party members, so hey, let brown take the heat.
honestly, the more I interact with your tories the stupider you seem to be.
the box,
we have ended up here thanks to party politics gaining an unhealthy grip of the jugular of our parliament and by our politicians being as thick as thieves by entering into a conspiracy of silence against the electorate and taxpayer.
Lord Hailsham called it an elective dictatorship and we are slap bang in the middle of it.
I do not wish to worsen the situation but I fear that hangings may be inevitable if we are reclaim our constitution.
I hate him more than I hate anyone or anything.When I think about him my chest swells with anger and loathing.I wish cancer on him.I hope he dies a terrible death soon.
Thick as Thieves: Why can’t you conduct a rational argument without using foul language? The English language is probably the most expressive in the world but you seem unable to use it to its full.
Did you go to a Labour inspired Comprehensive School?
the English lanuguage is the finest language in the world.
and I shall use it as I see fit, sir.
well I really fucked that one up eh?
You need medical attention.
sshhhhh….. why are you using a different name Sungei?
that’s a bit of weird thing to do, innit?
T as T: I do not understand your point – please explain without using bad language.
Sungei,
no more free blogging lessons for you, mr. timewaster.
if you cannot understand my point then re-read my comments and ponder upon it more thoughtfully.
you should be able to understand my point after you have done that.
regards,
thick as thieves
ps. I still think it was a bit weird of you posting as ivor biggun instead of as Sungei Patani.
very odd indeed.
T as T: As I have only ever posted under one name “Sungei Patani” on this blog I think you must be the time waster.
However, thank you for taking my advice and not using foul language in your last post.
Sungei,
I could swear you posted the ivor biggun post.
I am sure you did. if you did then your false claim on your last post would indicate to me that you are a liar.
tell the truth and shame the devil Sungei.
You little fucking liar!
The praise sandwich……
Morning PM – I like your tie.
You’re shit at your job.
Nice shoes.
Hahaha stop it my co workers are looking at me funny.
Take you hand out of your trousers then…
All the Budget comment and analysis in 15 words. Priceless. how many trees could have been saved?
Excellent. Thanks.
They used to do that praise sandwich with George Bush.
It’s standard practice in HR. You know you have those annual evaluation things? Listen carefully next time. You’ll be getting a praise sandwich yourself. Fuck even the news is a praise sandwich. Or at leats a praise dessert.
Yeah the economy’s fucked but now…. a dog on a skateboard.
Cheered me up to read that, thanks!
Enoch Powell’s quote “All political careers end in failure.” has never been written in larger letters.
In thick black marker pen?
Poster paint applied with a yard broom.
Which is then thrown at somebody nearby in rage
In pink crayon
RIGHT! If only we had an Enoch Powell or frankly, anyone other than the retarded G Brown to get us out of the mess that largely Brown got us in to. But do not forget Blair; he kept him on as Chancellor, but ought to have known that Brown was incapable of running any kind of enterprise and should have sacked him. Blair was nor even told before Budgets what they contained, “come on Gordon, give us a clue” he is reputed to have said. Who will rid us of this lunatic who treats, with utter contempt, everyone who does not agree with him. If he is unaware that he wrecked a strong economy, then he needs to be sectioned. The reports of his behavior confirm this.
Powell was a Sound Money man. I recall him exposing the Labour Government money-printing operation over 40 years ago. Let us not forget that Labour screwed the British economy for 6 years in the sixties and another 5 years in the seventies. It took 18 years to extricate ourselves from the mess they left, and here we are again.
Cameron struck the right note on Today this morning, and for once he was allowed to say his piece without destructive interruption. We have a mountain to climb, and the sooner we start the better. Even waiting another 14 months will prolong the disaster for many more years.
Brown’s also began with failure, the middle bit is a bit shit too.
Agreed a piece of shit on top of a bigger piece of shit on top of another piece of shit isnt a sandwich its just a big piece of shit !
I predict rivers of shit.
‘News Sandwich’ you couldn’t make it up!
Is that a variant of the Shit Sandwich?
News sandwich = shit sandwich with extra mayo
Did somebody say Shit Sandwich?
Is the Taxpayer buying again ?
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1108146_mp_defends_expenses
It’s a shit sandwich alright. Unfortunately everyone is going to have to take a bite.
Jam Rag Sandwich with Brown Sauce.
Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you eat.
Mcmental budget has offered us a shit sandwich with extra shit but minus the bread!
Visions of the Brown Burger…
Not to be confused with the Brown Burglar..
Or the Brown Booger which means your brain has rusted.
Or the Brown Hatter
…or indeed the Brown Bugler. Nothing quite lika a toot up yer chute.
All pathological bully boys behave either extremely agressively as per above or as a spoilt brat as we observe when the mental one is at the sharp end of a good bashing.
His behaviour when Hannan opened up on him was a classic. He also looked seriously unwell at the Budget. definitely needs an extended break! For ever!!
I recorded the Budget and could study the brief glimpses we had of Brown during Cameron’s reply; for “seriously unwell” read “demented”.
There’s only one way to deal with a bully. A severe slapping.
I wonder if anyone has threatened him with one after one of his little temper tantrums? Even if it did mean becoming unemployed, I bet someone has come close.
If I was working in his office, and the c.unt threw anything at me, I’d batter him with my fists…
…come to think of it, even if he didn’t throw anything at me I’d happily take a pop.
I’m glad I’m not on his protection team, the urge to give him a pair of 9mm at short range from my Glock would be irresistible.
“I wonder if anyone has threatened him with one after one of his little temper tantrums”
Those nulab flunkeys haven’t got a backbone between them.
Gordon Brown does not have a glass eye
Never said he did, but I think it sounds better that I spy with my damaged eye, or lazy eye.
Never said you said he did.
Either way, Gordon Brown does not have a glass eye.
Why not?
He’s certainly got a brown eye…..boom boom!!
Pity he can’t see a way of getting the country out of the mess he created.
I understand that Brown has almost no vision in one eye and that his sight in the other is now severely impaired, so he is almost blind. He has to have speically enlarged text to read at all
As regards his mental state, this would be severely isolating, esp by make him quite unable to ‘read’ expressions on the faces of others. Since it’s not a condition he grew up with, it must make him very angry (and the more so since it became incapacitating just as he reached his heart’s desire, the premiership)
definitely needs an extended break
Third cervical vertebra should do nicely!
Oh yes, you can tell its Friday!!
err….Crackerjack?
Crack a Jock
Much information on bullying, narcissistic personality disorder, and related syndromes here:
http://www.bullyonline.org/workbully/npd.htm
Interesting reading in regard to Brown, McBride, Campbell, and even Mandelson (whose behaviour in the first years of Blair’s regime was vengeful and manipulative in the extreme)
What a fucking Huhne this man really is. Not just to the rest of the country which as once again been brought to the brink of bankruptcy by a Labour government but to even behave like that towards his staff shows just what a total numpty this man really is. He truly is insane and I think it’s about time the men in white coats came and took him away.
Suppose the good old Tax payer bought him a new photo-copier then
Ah….damaging public property or even Gov’t property, eh? Tsk, tsk. has anybody called the law yet?
No, its a personal matter. The law only gets involved if someone outside the cabinet breaks it. I hear they had it replaced pretty sharpish so they could get on with the important job of photocopying the home secretarys latest taxpayer-fiddled porno stash.
Here’s a merry thought. No Parliament can last longer than five years, but an Election need not be called for THREE years after dissolution. So long as the Govt can raise taxes (or borrow money, or exact forced loans) they can tell the sovereign people to swivel on it. By then of course there’ll be blood on the streets and the Great Leader will have to suspend the constitution and assume emergency powers. In perpetuity.
are you sure of the five years? what about another Long Parliament? (1640-9) Of course we’d need a Cromwell figure and a Charles.
Do you think the Prime minister can ride a horse?
There is a Cromwell figure – he established RaasClaat!
His skills as a rocking horse equestrian are beyond doubt.
Can he ride a horse? Why do you think he keeps Margaret Beckett around?
Been tried already in the 17nth century.
By a similarly tunnel minded Scotsman(Charles 1) who got out of his depth
with the English
Resulted in a civil war.
The English won.
He is of course famous for chewing his fingernails. Given this week’s polls he is probably chewing the carpet now.
Photo of Gordon in his bunker
Is that a large splodge of man-milk on his screen?
Probably…see attached
I’m sure I’ve asked this before but why doeshe always look like a bad photoshop? His head doesn’t fit the rest of his body.
He also looks like he’s in a special-needs wheelchair…
Is that a shredder right beside him?
How convenient!!
Actually looking at his head in that photo it almost looks like it’s been Photoshopped in, his head doesn’t look to be in proportion to his body!
The phone, monitor and keyboard have been superglued to the desk.
Thats real.
My parner has met Brown a few times in the course of his job as a journalist and his head is completely out of proportion to his body – he looks like a real freak apparently
Christ – imagine working at one of the desks facing right onto him… spending every day watching him do that jaw/breathing/facial tick thing up close would drive me completely insane.
I was always told at school “Tidy desk = tidy mind”. On this evidence, ‘empty desk = empty mind’ is closer to the truth.
And I bet he does pretend typing when he thinks people are watching him.
He looks like he is rocking backwards and forward whilst wringing his hands.
Notice the space by the phone so he can play with his wee “farmy”.
and his wee todger
Can see Watson in the background – so where did McBride sit relative to Brown?
Sorry, I mean Mr McBride – as of course they only ever passed him in the corridor now and again. Probably too rude to ask who he was. You know what it’s like – you get introduced to someone in the office, forget their name, forget what they do, but you see them around occasionally and it just seems too rude to ask.
He has had a lot of make up to make him look like that, or it’s a photoshop job. He actually looks stressed, neurotic ill, very, very old and tired. He is not fit for the position he holds, both on health ground and on his record of incompetence. Is there no one in the Labour party (it’s hardly a party, more like a funeral) who has the guts to tell him, like Clement Attlee did to a minister who did not come up to scratch, “You’re no good, you’ve got to go” and handed him his resignation letter to sign.
Yes indeed- Brown has looked like a tired and beaten man for several weeks. And how I wish I could administer a further beating.
Hey – once the gilt auctions fail, maybe he could raise money by auctioning the opportunity to punch him in the mouth.
GORDON BROWN PHOTOSHOP-GATE – PHOTO RETOUCHING CONSPIRACY EXPOSED
Tom Watson was photographed leaving No.10 with the following text showing on a document in a transparent plastic folder which somehow he failed to cover up:
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Gordon Brown “Inspirational Leader” Photoshoot
1. On the whole the photo is very good. It portrays Great Leader as authoritative, humane, intelligent and full of socialist dynamism.
2. However we may need to use that Photoshop image manipulation software to make the following corrections to this excellent photo:
2.1 Remove the fluffy white cat that GB is fondling on his lap
2.2 Retouch his Chairman Mao grey suit to look like a normal “Conservative” suit, dark sober tie, etc
2.3 Remove the world map on the back wall titled “Global Domination”, the missile shaped symbols with radiation logos pointing at the blue coloured parts of the map may be misinterpreted.
2.4 Remove the blood stains from the carpet and the dead body showing behind the back desk.
2.5 Remove the bottles of amphetamines, prozac, cocaine lines, etc
2.6 The butt of Great Leaders gold-plated AK47 that Venezuela’s Chavez gave him last Mayday is visible in his desk drawer, make it look like an edition of the FT.
2.7 Darling suggests we put an Obama mug on his desk.
2.8 Remove the graph on his computer screen, it is still showing hedge fund short selling prices for Gilts dated 20 April and GB’s trading account is showing at the top.
2.9 Replace the looks of fear and misery on everyones’ faces with looks of job contentment, interest and admiration (for GB). Not too smug though.
2.10 Remove the book titled “Third Home Allowances Scams – How I Did It” by G Hoon on Tom Watson’s desk.
2.11 A magazine is showing sticking out of the shredder, I think it says “Gay Rocking Horse Fantasies” remove it.
2.12 Remove the green bogie stains from GB’s mouse and from the Kylie Minogue mouse mat. Replace picture of Kylie Minogue on mousemat with something bland.
2.13 Replace crayons on GB’s desk with pens and pencils
2.14 Some of the clamps holding down the phone, computer screen, keyboard, etc are showing, remove them.
2.15 Great Leader’s noble smile might be misconstrued by the unenlightened as appearing strange or “psychotic”, try to make it appear more, er resolute, humane etc.
2.16 Remove the green bogie stains from GB’s thumb, forefinger and lower lip
3. Co-opt a (disposable) aide to confront Great Leader and remind him that the bit in Austin Powers where Dr Evil says “I want one m-i-i-i-i-l-l-i-o-n dollars” is not a training video for making pleading/threatening speeches to the IMF.
4. Get McBride to write some man-of-the-manse, leader-in-international-crisis shit.
5. Sodit, get Draper to do it.
6. Sodit, get Campbell to do it.
7. Send above in press release to tame hacks at Daily Telegraph.
8. All praise the great leader,death to recidivist treacherous scum.
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A News sandwich:
Good: Gordon Raith Rovers won away from home.
Bad News: You have totally destroyed the economy, the public know that you run a sleaze unit, we have no policy ideas, Sarkozy and Merkel have called you an idiot again, your G20 bounce lasted 18 minutes, Ed Balls is plotting against you, we have lost control over the media and they have worked out that the budget is total fantasy land fiction.
Good: Sarah called to say she had found the TV remote control down the back of the sofa.
It must be harder to find the good news. I suppose they could hope that “record debt” or “rapidly increasing unemployment” got mistaken for an achievement.
“We’re well on target to meet our commitments under the Kyoto Treaty by dramatically reducing emissions from factories.”
That would send him off into another rage as with any lie, it has to be at least possible.
He would know you are lying as Raith Rovers tend not win away from home – as a matter of fact, their last win away was back in December.
As far as the economy goes, well, he realy doesn’t care – he’s just leaving a wasteland for the Tories to inherit with no possibility of recovery for about 20 years. That should give the Tories a couple of terms in office before they start ranting on about how ineffective they are anf that it’s all their fault really. Remember, we have a largely fickle electorate with very short memories.
Many a fickle caks a fuckle….
Short memories? Not me – I’m still angry with Harold Wilson!
hey I don’t have a short whatchamacallit, thingummy, yer know?
I see the juggernaut that is Public Sector recruitment rolls on unabated.
The Guardian Central and Government recruitment section tends to hover around a daily 500 positions, today 485 positions, six of them over £100,000 p.a.
The usual non jobs like “Community Diversity Coodinating Officer”, preference will be given to “Ethnic Disabled Lesbian Single Parent”.
Surely the very least we can do, is to it call a halt to Public Sector recruitment, given the current economic climate.
Buty if they do that, the Guardian Group might go tits up, and then how will the liberal establishment’ be able to continue manipulating the news?
The G Group would have to sell off local papers, and their share of the PA – and the BBC wouldn’t know where to go for their daily agenda.
It’s a symbiosis – the Govt keeps The Guardian in power, and they reciprocate by shoring up the Govt, having destroyed the Tories and created NuLab partly by publishing lies.
Maybe his staff should dress like the Met on the G20 march,when he faces the other way BISH BASH BOSH
I’m nae bonkers….Doctor, can you nae untie me now?
so what?
He is unfit to be an MP let alone Prime Mentalist.
Buy him a boat. Call it the “Flying Nokia” and set him to roam the oceans for ever
Refurbishment of “Morning Cloud” should be sufficient.
I thought Henry Crun died years ago. Good to hear that he is still around. How is Minnie Bannister?
Last I heard she had a case of Monkeys on the Knee…
Then put our deterent to good use and nuke the twat in mid-Atlantic, or at least shove a torpedo up his arse.
While still recovering from the youtube performance of our leader announcing an attendance allowance for MPs, I find myself pondering the exact nature of GB’s psychological state. Having ruled out autism and Asperger’s syndrome, since both manifest strong elements of spontaneity in behaviour, along with schizophrenia (no other voices but his own here), I’m inclined to see in him a Borderline Personality Disorder, Narcissistic subtype. His utter bafflement at the failure of the world to see things his way, combined with painstaking efforts to control every single element of the world, suggest he has an untreatable mental illness.
Now, is there a legal instrument which thus disqualifies him from occupying public office?
It is long and thin, has a sharp edge, and is often called a knife.
Harperson is wielding it in the Arras, but lacks the Balls.
Someone do it quick.
Are you Dolly in revenge mode?
Nah, not Dolly Dodo, just someone with a professional interest in mental health. And the analysis I offer is barely tongue in cheek. The moment where the policeman, having being shaken by the hand by Obama, offers his hand to GB, who initially returns the gesture and then rapidly withdraws his hand, is, to me, a microcosm of the man’s mind. Goes something like this.
(a) I am driven to imitate somebody who everybody likes and admires
(b) My personal space/my right to control is being invaded by someone I do not know or understand (and therefore is not necessarily under my control)
(c) I must refuse to respond to this person since I did not initiate the terms of the interaction
(d) I perform the Hokey Cokey Handshake
There may also be an element of germ phobia present…
http://www.bullyonline.org/workbully/npd.htm
I believe a request by two close relatives or colleagues to a medic is all that is needed for Sectioning under the Mental Health Act.
he could be screened using the MHI-5 (Mental health Index), five point scale. His somatic functioning using SF-12. It would take about five minuted to suss his mental state.
My own impression is that he has “Destructive Narcissism” as Narcissism is common to all of us to one degree or another, and has positive points. Destructive narcissm is thus narcissm devoid of any positive characteristics. One of the worst characteristics of a destructive narcissist is to destroy those who do not give themselves in love, or loyalty. People of this type often come together and form dreadful relationships or very hostile professional / working environments.
Politicians in general score high on narcissm scales, the destructive variants are dangerous people, who seek authority but are not psychologically balanced enough to however positions of authority. They make unconsidered decisions, often based on complete self-interest regardless of the damage or hurt caused to others, including those they are closest too. They cause deliberate pain in relationships to test love or to demand legitimacy of their authority in the relationship.
I could go on, but you get the picture.
apologies for awful grammar and spelling, I have an awful budget hangover….
The technical term is, I believe, “Nutter.”
I’d go along with that – the AMA diagnostic criteria match very well. I’ve been pointing this out for years and only now are people begining to see this.
A dangerous man for dangerous times… .
AMA DSM-IV Diagnostic criteria for 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
(3) believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
(4) requires excessive admiration
(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
Yes, under the mental health act if someone is seen as a danger to the general public, they can be sectioned and carted off. To do this you need to go round to number 10 with a doctor, policeman and a social worker.
You may have read in the papers yesterday about the poor old dear in Coventry who was snatched away from her daughter’s home for supposedly being a danger to the public. She was 86 and in a wheel chair!
The truth was that the daughter had removed her mother from the old peoples’ home as she believed they were neglecting her. The response of the local council was to forcibly remove her from the daughter’s home and put her back in the state run old peoples’ home. Unbelievable really, but it did happen.
And plod turned up with a battering ram, as well!
Strange time…
If he were in the private sector the litigation arising from such behaviour would be unending. How on earth do the pillocks working around him put up with it Actually, I’ve answered my own question.
I would punch the tw*at’s lights out if he did that to me!
I’d punch the twats lights out just in case!
That’s what I was thinking. I wouldn’t punch the arsehole – I’d do far worse. I’d complain to HR about unsafe work practices and then go off on sick leave for the next couple of years while they investigate what to do with the workplace bully.
“he says he once saw the leader of Britain’s 61 million people shove a laser printer off a desk in a rage.”
And this guy controls how many Trident missiles?
How man fat bastard cartoons are we away from seeing a mushroom cloud over Witney?
None. The americans wouldn’t give him the launch codes. What’s the point of having a nuclear deterrent if you can only use it when ‘daddy’ says so.
Brown you goon. We don’t want an election now we NEED an election now.
I love David Starkey.
Only saw a couple of mins of that last night and so missed the good bit.
What did Dr David Starkey say?
Gordon is a prick. Darling useless. Labour bankrupted the country. Again. Democracy in this country is a sham.
Couldn’t fault him.
Well John Denham has a new arse!
Hear hear.
Someone please put up a page with all the recent Starkey-on-Brown stuff.
If words could kill The Snotty Ruiner would be dead.
Got the usual OTT performance, but it’s good so we laughed again. Took Denham to the cleaners big style. Shame, I’ve always had time for Denham.
I think Mandy would like one of those new arse thingys – hers is worn out!
Link pleeeeeeeease
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00jzm7c/Question_Time_23_04_2009/
Enjoy
Thanks!
Listened to it on IPlayer (I am at work after all).
When he was right he was superb, trouble was he didn’t know when to leave it.
Denham must have been cursing his masters for making him be the gvt front hoon.
Starkey made an donkey of himself.
Never has Dimblebumblebee told someone to ‘Shut up’ in such plain terms.
It was exquisite and a great fillip for Labour.
Ah. The voice from a parallel universe breaks into our continuum once more.
A gob of spit into the depths of a mine shaft.
I know you don’t need encouragement so why don’t you go and have a wank….
FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKIN’ DAY!!!!!!!!!!
Starkey’s demolition of every Labour government since WW2 was superb.
Well up there with Hannan’s speech.
you are obviously mad. and probably did not watch the programme. typical NuLabradorite. talking out of your arse.
Ere, stop messin’ about!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hi Guido – I guess you probably don’t get round to reading more than the first few comments on your stories so let me ask this here: Was that actually you posting on The Scotsman yesterday, or just an impostor. The Hootsdross didn’t care as they deleted the comments after a few minutes anyway.
We wish you would give a bit more attention to what happens in Scotland. The Hootsdross makes the Westminster Lobby look professional and impartial – it simply rubber stamps North British Liebour’s handouts and publishes them as-is, while ‘BBC Scotland’ appears to be joined to Liebour from nave to chaps.
My faourite Hootsdross story:
“An independent Scotland would become detached from planet Earth and float away into outer space – you’re all going to diiiieeeee!” says leading expert.
Aye saw that, if we all depend on the feckin incompetent meija in Edinburgh to report the truth and facts, then we’d be subjugated forever. Thank feck for the Internet, it’s the media controlled by Labour that’s holding the Independence arguement back.
And as for Broon, hopefully Salmond will have him and the other Trotsky Red Clydeside shites impeached/commited indefinately!
His only chance of electoral survival is a complete makeover!
Where’s that bloke Gonk? He’ll get him on the cakewalk.
Just read the Bloomberg piece, very interesting to see things from an outsiders perspective.
The bit that really struck me was the comparison with Eden after Churchill.
But all this is acedemic – in the end we are all SCREWED, BIG TIME.
Eden frequently suffered with amphetamine psychosis.
For details of symptoms please ask Guidiot/PeeStains
Are these similar to your delusions of adequacy?
It is an indisputable fact that Anthony Eden, the Conservative UK Prime Minister during the national humiliation that was Suez debacle, was addicted to amphetamines. The resulting tolerance to the drug meant he took ever increasing doses which in turn led to severe bouts of amphetamine psychosis.
Interestingly Eden took over from another Conservative PM with cognitive impairment, Winston Churchill.
By the way, how’s that boil on your neck?
MB seems to know a lot about overdosing on amphetamines.
I wondered what was behind the angry dilusional comments.
And he believes in Socialism, New/Old Labour Communists as well.
A sad case methinks, you’ve got to feel a bit sorry for him really.
Sit on the couch and tell us about your dreams of power, expense accounts and fairies old chap.
133 MB as is your delusion of adequacy. My boil is fine thank you, I prefer to call it a brown spot.
Thanks for the concern but your help is not required.
Feduptothebackteeth brought up Eden.
The knowledge is derived from an ability to read.
What happened to Thatcher?
A medical mishap would change the course of Eden’s life forever. During an operation in 1953 to remove gallstones, the surgeon damaged his bile duct. This blunder made Eden vulnerable to recurrent infections and attacks of violent pain and fevers. To overcome this weakness Eden was prescribed Benzedrine, the wonder drug of the 1950s. Regarded by doctors in the 1950s as a harmless stimulant, it belongs to the family of drugs called amphetamines. During this time amphetamines were prescribed and used in a very casual way. Among the side effects of Benzedrine are Insomnia, restlessness and mood swings, all of which Eden actually suffered during the Suez Crisis. His health condition is now commonly agreed to have been a part of the reason for the Prime Minister’s ill judgment.
Benny and the Jets!
Oh, MB. Nicely spotted! Amphetamine psychosis.
And that is what you think Gordon Brown is suffering from? Amphetamine psychosis?
The poor man. Bless! Hopefully Mr Brown will get the treatment he needs, soon.
The solicitor for the Gurkhas is letting everyone have it on Sky – very impressive!
Also Tomlinson died of head injury (not sure if that is as well as bleed)
That is the end of the news.
From heart attack to head injury? Who’s been doing these autopsies?
Errm, that would be …
Natural causes, then internal bleeding, then head injury.
Perhaps Gordo was near the area at the time.
The same guy that did John F Kennedy’s, by the sound of it.
The Chuckle Brothers
to me…to you…to me…to you…etc
Everybody has to understand THE COUNTRY IS BROKE and cannot go on forever letting more and more people into this Country.Labout are right for a change.
Is this the same Labour that doesn’t mind Afghan hijackers and islamic hate preachers to ponce off benefits but despises those who fight to keep GB safe?
I’m surprised there isn’t more outrage in the media that charities have had to be set up just to ensure military personnel disabled in the illegal wars get a basic standard of living.
Can Gordon and the rest of Labour just not do the honourable thing and kill themselves?
Actually, what we need is a swapping system.
For each decent hard-working, family-oriented, Buddhist, civilized, patriotic and heroic Gurkha soldier we can get rid of twenty work-shy, misogynistic, Christian-hating, narrow-minded, semi-literate, civilization-hating Islamist buffon.
Now, all we need is somewhere willing to swap…….
The reason these people are being kept out is probably that being concientious, hard-working, disciplined and patriotic, they are unlikely to vote Labour.
There is always room for people like the Gurkhas. We should chuck out all the freeloaders from Eastern Europe, the Middle East and Africa before we refuse these brave soldiers and their families.
Now Sky have changed it to a “new photo” reveals he suffered head injury (never wrong for long).
there has been no mention of head injury in police or coroner’s report, picture now part of investigation.
Not third inquest result at all. cheers, sky.
The footage only surfaced a couple of days ago, I believe.
It clearly shows him falling forward onto his head, on the paving
He just smashed Phil Woolas on R5 – Victoria just let him rip for about 10 minutes – footage of Joanna Lumley is spine-tingling.
I had to stop what I was doing and just listen to her team – livid doesn’t do it justice
link here http://plato-says.blogspot.com/2009/04/savaged-by-joanna-lumley-another-good.html
I performed the first autopsy and I resent this implication, I am a very experienced pathologist and have assisted both the IPCC and various police forces on many occasions.
I am currently assisting the Leicestershire Police with the high profile ‘body parts’ case, and although my official report has yet to be published, I can safely say it is the worst case of suicide I have ever encountered in my professional life.
LOL
that bloke got about
Christ on a bike!
Any decent, dare I say “hard working”, Englishman would be proud to have a retired Gurkha and family living in their street.
I can’t imagine some work-shy alcopop fueled chav giving them a hard time…
Well, not twice anyway.
I don’t disagree with you but I suspect the real reason behind the decision to limit the numbers of Gurkkas allowed to settle stems from our membership of the EU. Our friends in Brussels would not countenance Britain granting citizenship to non Europeans without their prior approval.
Don’t forget about the Ugandans, Samoans, Tongans and Fijians we get to do the duties our chaps are to loose bowelled to carry out.
Let’s have them up your street too, waving the Union Jack, of course.
Both good points, but how many other nationalities/religions have backed us up for more than 200 years?
I seem to remember the Sikhs were the first sent into the trenches in WW 1 as well…
Brown’s childish 50% tax trap was pathetic, transparent, baby politics. It sums up the man that he thinks that sort of thing is clever. The Tories would be completely stupid to fall into it. They can deal with it after the election.
Once elected they need to impose a BROWN TAX SUPPLEMENT – and call it that. The BROWN TAX SUPPLEMENT should be added to pay slips and marked exactly like that to remind people who and what they are paying for.
@ #30
Best. Idea. Ever.
We had the same thing in Germany with the unification tax – so we could see how much these filthy socialists were costing us. I hope that George has the testosterone to do this.
And BEFORE the election they need to compile a Doomsday Book showing ALL the sly and deliberate malfeasance perpetrated by this Gramsci Leninist mole who has destroyed the country.
They should also introduce a retroactive pensions confiscation clause applicable to the entire Labour cabinet, past and present, (especially Bliar) and seek legal advice on remedies available against political figures who have declared Civil War on voters.
History suggests a number.
Agreed, it is if NuLabour is an enemy invasion force that landed from a submarine that surfaced off the coast armed with a plan entitled:
“Fall Gelb: The plan to destroy Britian” Or “ZaNULabour has landed”
Tactics to be used….
1. Break up Union, transfer remaining sovereignty to the Captial of NeuEuropa, Brussels.
2. Destroy economy, start by reducing Gold reserves, to be sold at a knock down price.
3. Subvert the police, re-train and appoint placemen who have sworn the oath of PC to the new regime and control public by all means including survellience and kettling demonstrations. Kill examples to warn the others.
4. Destroy public transport infrasturcture network, push vehcile fuel prices up and use environmentlaism to demonise vehilce users / drviers. This is to reduce the peolles ability and will to organise.
5. Destroy organizing spaces in the rural areas by fracturing communities, remove services, such as post offices and other locations through use of legislation. Public Houses are a quaint English tradition were peoples of all their classes meet- these should be targeted under drink drive legislation and ‘health’ fears.
6. Special task force – moles placed at Universities back in the 1960s and 1970s – to be activated to take over the State broadcaster. Propaganda unit to work closely with state broadcaster.
7. Education to be propangandised. The young are to be brought under control and separated from parents/family units by a combination of ‘rights’, drugs, and removing ability to enquire (ask questions). Award fake or useless qualifictions to make youth have the illusion they arel ‘empowered’. Destroy pride in country by delivery of revisionist history to invoke feelings of guilt, shame and self-loathing.
8. Defence forces to be dispatch on foreign missions and slowly decimated through debilitation in long term combat operations by our Islamo-fascist allies.
9. Reciprocating from task 8, wage demographic warfare against the indigenous population by deploying waves of immigrant forces in key population centres of political importance. promote minority cultures and laws under the code name “Multi-culturalism” and subvert indigenous culture, symbols and religion. Concurrently, terrorise indigenous population with spectre of a terrorist threat, emanting from same Islamo-fascist allies now inserted in key centres. Use terror threat to cow population by introducing broad anti-terror laws.
10. Arrest, threaten and terrorise key political opponents. Remove accountability and process from Parliament. Drop key placemen in important posts, such as Speakers chair, Standards, Black Rod.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Why can’t the Opposition come up with these simple ideas looking for election. Even hard core labour voters would be inclined to remove their yard signs.
Minekiller 166 – There was one unforseen thing that upset their plans.
THE INTERNET.
404, I hope you are right – since Minekiller’s analysis is all too close to the bone
I’ts hard to believe it all happened by accident, and PURELY as a result of stupidity
Better idea, a special Brown tax on Government Employees. Then we can put their tax up separately from real workers.
If the man is that fucking violent to his staff then the Tories need to get a ‘plant’ in there somehow and then have their plant start a grievance process for bullying. I worked in the oil industry where there were, shall we say, some ‘hands on’, managers but sooner or later somebody stands up to them and puts the fuckers in their place. Either physically or career-wise (here’s your pay-off, get your suitcase – the driver will take you to the airport – now fuck off).
That’s what Brown needs. I once worked with a guy from Shell like him. He was a little disabled, just like Brown, so your natural reaction is to cut the guy a bit of slack – I mean, hey, he has his problems. But the fucker was the rudest bastard I have ever met. Eventually you just have to tell these fuckers exactly what you think of them. Because otherwise, like Brown, they sail through life like some spoilt fucking brat thinking they can get away with murder. Who the fuck does he think he is? Tony Balir?
“News sandwich to go!”
My boss threw a file at me earlier. I smacked him in the mouth. He’s suspended me and I’m going home. Another casualty of Brown?
1.9% negative growth in the first quarter of 2009. Brown and Darling’s forecasts don’t even last 48 hours now.
I agree. We really to need a General Election. Hardly anyone in Britain and just as importantly, hardly anyone in the markets can take these clowns seriosuly now.
We need a government that has the legitimacy of an electoral mandate. Brown won’t go of his own accord. We need a motion of no confidence in Parliament and introduced in every Council up and down the country together with a mass peaceful demonstration in London and other cities.
Slightly off topic, but you must watch the BEST EVER Question Time last night. It is on the Parlament Channel tomorow (Sat 25th April) at 6pm, needless to say Starkey was “absolutely brilliant”. His well thought and punchy tirades left a nuclear wasteland of any socialist beliefs. It was also the first time I have ever felt sorry for a Nulabour MP, poor old Denham didn’t know what hit him, hope the medics were on hand. Just perfect. Watch it ASAP, it might be on BBC iplayer (if the lefty stooge Beebites dont accidentally erase it.)
Happy St Georges day folks.
Timon of Croydon
can someone get it up on U tube BBC not viewable outside the UK
On You Tube now.
he may be gay and with an ‘Enry fixation…but Starkey is fresh air! he is simply great. the moral maze was never the same without him. and all he uses is logic and common sense…simple.
Only Question Time Extra on iPlayer at the moment, featuring two tame journalists. BBC Censorship alive and well.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00jzm7c/Question_Time_23_04_2009/
Last night’s edition is there – watched it again this morning.
From Timon of Croydon – CORRECTION: Question Time is on the Parliament Channel on Sun 26th April at 6pm.
Web users can see it now at:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00jzm7c/Question_Time_23_04_2009/
It was great seeing Dimplebum unable to control Starkey. The BBC simply dont get it that “the people” have had enough
I thought Denham was going to walk off the platform – but then thought better of it. He looked very shaken and disturbed.
he is disturbed. he is a NuLabradorite minister. ergo he is disturbed.
You lot are lucky you don’t have to chat to him every week.
This news sandwich concept seems worthy of a competition, so I have set one up.
That is government property he is destroying. How much of the deficit is down to replacement phones and printers in No. 10? Is it possible for you Guido to put in a FOI request with regards to this. And surely we should ask him to pay back all damaged property from his own money?
Good point. When he wrecks a printer ie criminal damage does he cut a personal cheque like I would have to?
Mercy, but that’s one overfilled sandwich…
Morning prime minister here’s your FUCKING ‘KNUCKLE SANDWICH’.
“Would you like some of my handmade mayo with that” might work as the good news exit there.
9 out of 10 bosses would sack Darling
The Hoon
wot abour Tessa. calculates 3 billion for the olympics..then a few weeks later its 9..still its only taxpayers money!
these ‘people’are unemployable…
yeah she forgot to add the VAT on, the silly sausage.
Just like she forgot her husband was laundering money.
Just like she forgot to inform a sitting MP she was muckraking in his back yard.
I would rather employ your average chav scumbag than these morons.
W.W.
What would the other one do?
Good morning Boss – we think we can smear Osborne with transvestism.
You appear to have pissed yourself.
I think you got away with it.
The problem with the News/Shit Sandwich is Brown needs 2 pices of good news to hide the bad news
Perhaps the Bunker could pioneer the News Wrap – only one piece of good news to wrap one bit of bad
Or like Pret A Manger – and have the Breadless Sandwich – just give him the crap news straight up
1 out of 10 bosses would never hire Darling in the first place!!
I saw a mole this morning. that’s all really.
I saw one too, it’s on my face. Where’s yours?
Surely only a matter of time before he looses it in public.
Martin Kettle is demonstrating the ‘news sandwich’ on the Grauniad today, except that he’s left out the bad news bit. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/apr/23/budget-2009-labour-conservatives?commentpage=2
Luckily, the deficiency is being made up by the posters.
Apart from licking his thin lips all the time Cameron has a terrible habit of swallowing air when he talks, listen to him some time.
The habit is probably some byproduct of being abandoned at a tender age to the big boys at boarding school, who knows?
I’ll bet he has a tremendous problem with flatulence.
What goes around comes around.
Sounds like you are talking from experience.
Sounds like a man who talks from experience in such matters.
farting is good for the digestive tract. trapped gas can cause swelling of the stomach and a general feeling of uncomfortableness. in some countries, it is regarded as good manners to fart after ‘mains’. it is a sign of appreciation of a good meal and efficient service. but not after soup. don’t ask me why not.
Not if it clears the restaurant!!
So we have reliable evidence that the Prime Minister should be locked in a padded cell with only some crayons – and that’s the best you can do? Licks his lips and swallows air? Things have gone downhill since the days of McBride and Campbell haven’t they. Twat.
Referring to Cameron as a thick, farting, belching, abused at boarding school lightweight lizard lips who can’t stop swallowing air because he’s bricking it, is fairly effective with the target electorate.
Try running it past a focus group.
We don’t need to, we know.
Absolutely Brilliant!
Who is Master Baiter?? He’s an absolute twat and as thick as pig shit!
Clearly has a pea for a brain and is full of envy and hatred as he just writes utter gibberish.
What a plonker!
I suspect he/she’s a cabinet minister.
Could be Happy Harriet thinking if she uses ‘mister’ we’ll never think it’s a woman!
Cameron is a thick, farting, belching, abused at boarding school lightweight lizard lips who can’t stop swallowing air because he’s bricking it.
See!
It works exquisitely well.
Let’s roll!
Actually, on reflection more likely to be that chippy nutcase ‘biker’ Blears.
Why is ‘master Baiter’ getting so angry?
When master baiter chose his nom-de-plume he wasn’t trying to tell us the self evident fact that he is a wanker, he was trying to tell us that his intent is to try and wind us up.
Ignore him and he”ll go and go and try to annoy somebody else.
The cream of nu labour has to find some outlet for their wit and creativity.
Perhaps he was bullied as a child.
I do hope so.
He’s clearly very screwed up and needs help!!
Typical new labour stupidity that he chooses a pseudonym meaning he is ‘baiting’ us, without realising the double meaning and that we are all thinking he is telling us he is a wanker!
What a weirdo!
Generally, the types who are chippy about public school boys are resentful because they’ve been spurned by some posh boy they had a crush on. They then turn their unrequited lust into class hatred.
Bet he watches Brideshead Revisited fantasizing about Sebastian Flyte and thinking, “I wish I was Charles Ryder… it should have been me.” Tug tug tug. Oops, better wipe teddy clean.
Generally, the types who make comments about people being chippy about public school boys, didn’t go to a public school and are chippy about it.
Maybe you should read that bit again.
For some poor sods public school was an unmitigated traumatising nightmare.
Or as Cameron would put it “burp, fart, lick, lick, swallow”.
They learn nothing do they? Devoid of ideas, morally bankrupt, they still think insulting their rivals is both acceptable and productive of support.
This kind of thing may go down well in the North and other Labour strongholds… No wonder they are moribund bitter communities. How pathetic to be so bereft of positive ideas and argument
Can I wash your windows Tuesdays?
Swallowing air is a useful thing, it prevents people from dying and is known in some medical quarters as ‘breathing’.
422, my post BTW Masturbator….in case you want to scale the heights of your pals Draper and McBride and retort with a smear or gratuitous insult. When is your internship over at Labour HQ? Shouldn’t you be going back to Karl Marx Metropolitan University soon (formerly Grimshit Poly)
burp, fart, lick, lick, swallow
swallowing air is not breathing….burp!, sorry
Did you see David Starky on Question Time last night? Highly entertaining but mad as a balloon.
how can one be as ..mad as a balloon?
mad as a Broon, yes
mad as a Hoon, indeed
but, I am afraid, not as mad as a balloon.
Actually Starkey is not mad just sectioned.
On the subject of mentally unstable leaders, I have a dwindling memory of a film I saw when I was a very small chap indeed. Maybe Henry V but can’t be sure. Anyway, there is this comically effete French King/Dauphin making a wholesale böllöcks of everything when a courtier says,
“But Sire, the people…”
“Ze pee-peul? What care I for ze pee-peul? I LOAZE ze pee-peul. I STAMP ON ze pee-peul!”
He then goes through the motions of stamping on insects on the floor and emits small squeaks while at least one courtier covers his eyes in a gesture of despair.
ah..yes..I remember it weeell.
had that dear dear David Starkey as one of the chambermaids..he was such fun!
ah memories..Ed Cajones a smelly spanish chap if I remember, was a door knob and Broon arrived late as a dememted Scottish ghilly looking for his way home. we had such fun!
From yesterdays briefing:
‘I think, as I was saying yesterday with Governor Schwarzenegger – it is great to be with him. I phoned my wife up and she said to me: “How do you feel being with Arnie Schwarzenegger?” I said: “Actually I felt acute body envy really.”‘
What a dick.
I think he said “a cute body.”
“What a dick”
That’s what Arnie was thinking.
you need to get out more HJ!
well known fact that Schwartz..etc. is a robot.
ref.misc. children films released over the years.
Being honest and truthful is like being pregnant; you either are or you aren’t.
People desperately need someone they can trust; if that trust is broken the crowds will tear them apart, and their enemies will use even the smallest falsehood to the maximum advantage.
This is a lesson that politicians need to learn; apparently they haven’t got it yet.
Gordon is fine, there is nothing wrong with him at all. Trust me, I’m a professional.
You broke him at all those ‘breakfast meetings’ didn’t you you swine?
Then why is there a pair of underpants on his head and knitting needles sticking out of his nostril? Mr Bean impression perhaps…
Darling was going to put a tax on snot but as it’s my favourite food I dismissed the idea.
Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
Starkey is not MAD!
Mae Iesu yn geidwad i mi
Yes yes and something about the whip and the black man.
the welsh have been certified as clinically mad. factoid.
It has come to one’s notice that one’s subjects are deeply unhappy with one’s government and with a certain Scottish individual in particular.
We can no longer stand back and watch the destruction of everything that both one and one’s subjects hold dear.
(Which reminds one, did he ever pay the bill for the restoration of the Despatch Box ?)
Philip ! Do stop teasing the corgis. You can set them loose if we ever have to ask that ghastly oik Balls to see us. (Heaven forbid !)
And do stop referring to the Snot-Gobbler as the One-Eyed Scottish Git. You know it gets right up his nose and that really doesn’t bear thinking about. Who knows what he will throw at one’s subjects next ?
Anyway, we are reliably informed that said Scottish individual could not organise a hoon-up in a drapery (whatever that might be). Consequently, we hereby dissolve this Parliament in the anticipation of him getting everything he so richly deserves.
If only our dearly beloved Brenda could do that. Couldn’t Phillip rip off s few non PC comments? That might start the ball (not Balls) rolling and get the brown bully to pack up and go.
Guido, perhaps a FoI request about 10 Downing Street stationery and office equipment is required? How much office crap does the Prime Mentalist smash his way through?
I agree. this is to be top of the list.
suppliers need to supply.
no more ex-NuLabradorite politicios starting companies and getting on the government payroll..
fair deal to honest traders trying to make their way in this post bomb blast age.
Apropo of nothing how come Silvio Berlusconi and Nicolas Sarkozy have cabinet totty and we’ve got Mr Ruth Kelly, Hysterical Harperson and the Hon Member for Munchcin Land? I mean for god sake have they never heard of a hair brush. Sexist or not a professional women should not go out looking like she barks and chases cars. No wonder husbands are turning to porn
Yeah, but Berlusconi and Sarkozy are heterosexuals……..
good point i was forgetting the amount of beards keeping the home fires burning in downing st
Ruth Kelly has an excellent singing voice and can be found on youtube using her stage name Susan Boyle
memo
to: HM Ambassador, Paris
I wish for a relationship with Sarkozy’s wife. Kindly arrange.
regards: Hastings gigalo
Government property mate. ASBO required. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when the Governor of the Bank of England took away his pocket money
Please,please,please can we have an election NOW!!
The government, led by an unelected, unelectable, arrogant and incompetent Scot who has never shed his Old Labour ways, has to go.
The economic damage inflicted on the UK by The Blair/Brown Third Way project is there for all to see.
These guys are no more than a couple of schoolboys who picked up an idea in the playground from a cool outsider from the States called Clinton.
The damage inflicted on the economy and the British people is nothing short of criminal.
Not one of the cabinet could hold down a job in the private sector.
We have a Home Secretary who thinks it is normal for the taxpayer to pick up the tab for her 88p bath-plug.
We have the Cooper-Balls tandem who speak in robotic sound-bites when the male half is not out trashing his colleagues (political and civil servants).
We have a PM who considers it normal to work with unelected, tax-payer funded Labour supporting thugs such as Whelan, McBride and Campbell.
We have a Chancellor (the PM’s glove-puppet) who delivers a half-baked and now rapidly collapsing budget based on envy, deception and naked politics.
The men in grey suits have to knock on GB’s door and tell him the game is up. Why are they delaying the agony?
If I was a Labour member of parliament I’d be dusting down my CV. I only hope that when they join the jobs queue that the Tories take an axe to the myriad of quangos so beloved by the Labour apparatchiks, thus denying them the cosy politically correct world they wallow in.
Good. Got that off my chest.
Yep. And Guido and the likes can help us here. Indeed we can help each other. Keep an eye out for those ‘advisor’ appointments and NED appointments post election.
And then, when (say) Jackie Smith’s name comes up write to the chairman and inform him you will not be buying anything further from his company. Make the fuckers unemployable. Close off the quangos. Drive them from the boardrooms.
Let them live off their pension and whatever they managed to save while they were getting their fucking bathplugs, barbecues and wank-films paid for by us.
The vile fuckers.
I think,
The men in white coats have to knock on GB’s door and tell him the game is up.
“normal for the taxpayer …”
bargain basement price this week, dearie, if you are in area.
unfortunately not.
currently bathing.
Now is not the time to cut back on investment in laser printers
I’m waiting. Just give the word.
Good news: The Firing squad you ordered has rounded up dissenters.
Bad news: The dissenters have convinced the firing squad that you’re the real problem.
Good news: The rifles being used were manufactured in Scotland.
ahem .., is this Gordon or Adolf?
meanwhile the economy is falling off a cliff!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aWRxkLMWZWOg&refer=home
all of darlings fantasies are complete bollocks!!!!!!!
STOP SPENDING OUR MONEY YOU HOONS!
somebody needs to section all of the government and repossess their homes and confiscate every penny they have stolen-
they have failed in every aspect and need to be stripped of all benefits they have awarded themselves!
This may be offensive to Henry VIII but can’t you see the comparison? Just be glad the he can’t behead anyone!
My best friend’s housemate works with him (why I don’t know) and she has been on the receiving end of a plant pot once, resulting in a trip to A&E….see another cost which we are having to incurr by the most crazy man in Britain!
Did he say ‘sorry’?
Yes, he was most apologetic to his equal intellectual.. the aspidistra.
Is this true? And how can it be made public without harming your friend?
Don’t worry Sarah they will never know as he only gave a ‘potted’ version of events
Or, she was a Tory plant.
Imo she has a duty to the public to reveal this – and she should have made an official complaint at the time
I feel enormous anger towards people like this who have put their careers before their responsibility to the public and their country
The high throughput in staplers, Nokias and laser printers is vital to the Chinese economy.
mmmmmmm….
Naomi Cambell ended up in court for throwing things at hapless employees.
She also was keen throwing mobile phones, coupled with an uncontrolable temper.
A PM with a criminal record.??!!!
Perhaps some community service would do him good.
Send the Met’s TSG to pick him up for criminal damage.
Apparently Ed Hallam, CF (Conservative Future) guru and a real hit with the ladies, is being lined up as a ‘political youth’ contributor to the Daily Telegraph’s features section. Apparently one Bryony Gordon isn’t too pleased with the potential that Hallam could steal the busty beauty’s thunder. Still, should make interesting reading for all of those CF’ers out there….
So perhaps Bryony will be leaving The Telegraph as well? She’d be looking for a job then.
I’d give her one.
Her bustiness unfortunately extends to her belly and thighs. Plus theres her mm to contend with, of course.
And she writes piffle. More suited to the pages of Cosmo than the Torygraph..
Here’s some blatant spin for you.
09:07 GMT, Monday, 8 December 2008
Building giant Titan prison complexes in the UK would undermine the rehabilitation of offenders, a leading US civil rights lawyer will warn.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7770672.stm
It is shaming enough to be the greatest incarcerator in western Europe without slavishly copying America’s failing prison system
Juliet Lyon, Prison Reform Trust
AND YET!
The BBC decide to publish this today. Friday, 24 April 2009 10:47 UK
Titan prisons plans ‘abandoned’
So you read into it right….
Plans for three 2,500-place Titan prisons costing an estimated £350m each are to be ditched, the BBC understands.
That’s the headline. Then this comes out.
Instead, Justice Secretary Jack Straw is expected to reveal proposals for five 1,500-place jails, with two set to go ahead immediately.
So instead of 3 jails housing 2,500 people they SCRAP IT. And try to smooth it over. It now become 5 jails housing 1,500 Surely it will cost more to build more. This is the type of Government we have. The Mainsteam media and the BBC lap it up. You have ‘Toenails’ Robinson as the political editor there publishing and I quote.
“Age of austerity”
Bunch of fucking Hoons the lot of them!
The BBC are the greatest threat to our democracy since that German Adolf geezer.
Perhaps Derek Draper, the very important Labour spin doctor and qualified psychotherapist, could recommend Primal Scream Therapy for Gordon. Here is the 10-step method:
1. Stand up. This frees the diaphram, enabling more power to go into the scream.
2. Move to an area as far away from glass eyes, laser printers, Nokia phones and staplers as you can possibly get.
3. Open mouth.
4. Scream. The louder the better.
5. See step 4.
6. See step 5.
7. Take a breath.
8. See step 6.
9. See step 8.
10. Stop.
There. Feels much better, doesn’t it?
In “The Silence of the Lambs” when Clarice Starling visits Lecter for the 1st time, Miggs informs her that “I can smell your Hoon”. By her second visit Lecter has restored her honour by convincing Miggs – using only verbal techniques, that he should swallow his own tongue.
That can’t be too hard, can it?
I’d like to tongue Clariss…
Where is Dr. Lecter when you really need him?
What the poor bloke needs is a personal psychotherapist. I wonder which one of his aides has the guts to suggest it?
I hear Derek is looking for new exclusive clients.
Can we usher in one that’s been struck of. Twice.
Can we usher in one that’s been struck off. Twice.
It wasn’t me, they walked into a door. This started in America.
Talk of a recession is greatly exaggerated. My business is doing very well.
So is mine. Anal Boutique is proving particularly popular.
A mentally unstable, bullying weirdo as PM, a thief running the Police… welcome to Labour’s looking glass world.
I’m just curious though, why dont any of these ‘aides’ launch a claim for bullying against him?
They would be sacked, then ruined by the likes of McPoison.
Brown is not just an incompetent buffoon. He is a thoroughly nasty piece of work.
Guido’s good friend Michael White, Political whistleblowing and more on the Daily Politics today.
From 11:50am Daily Politics Live Chat and on Monday we can all look forward to the mad old bag Polly Toynbee. Bring rotten fruit.
Who pays for all the printers, phones, staplers, cups, glasses and furniture that Snottie trashes during his daily tantrums or is this a perk of the job? Does he claim for replacements on his expenses or are damaged items replaced without accountability? Is there a Downing Street mole who could shed some light on this business please?
As long as they keep paying my invoices – who cares?
Is it possible to do a FOI request on government IT equipment replaced due to vandalism by ministers and staff?
This information about Brown’s inability to control his temper is not news. Some of us have known for a long time about how he bawls at typists, whose job it is simply to type the verbal rubbish he spews out. The typists are not in a position to answer back because they need to keep their jobs so they keep silent. Winston Churchill, who had a major war to run, a far more stressful and important thing than Brown has ever had to do, never behaved so badly. Brown throws chairs over. It’s just spoilt little boy tantrums when he does not get his own way. What has Brown achieved, having taken over the economy at a time when it was very strong? Well, for those too young to know or those who cannot remember, he ruined our pensions by making a “technical adjustment to Advance Corporation Tax”. This reduced the value of all UK pensions, apart from those in the public sector, including Brown himself, that are funded by the taxpayers. He announced that he was going to sell a third of our gold before actually selling it. So, every gold dealer in the world marked down the price of gold and he sold it at the lowest price ever. Of course, the price subsequently rocketed. Brown has never held down a real job, where you need to make a profit and have a positive cash flow so it never occurred t him that the price would fall if he pre-announced the sale. He said later, when challenged, that the Bank of England said the we should sell gold, but they denied it, saying that they were asked HOW to go about making the sale, not whether to do so. So, was Brown lying? He deceitfully raised taxes, again and again and hosed the money into the economy. He put an end to boom and bust, he boasted and so on ad nauseum. Incompetent and dishonest. He will not admit even to himself that he has ruined the country. My advice is that we should all emigrate, if only to get away from the sight and sound of him and all the damage he has caused.
You are spewing rubbish.
Alternatively if you are not spewing rubbish please offer your analysis, a brief outline would do, explaining why all the other developed economies are in a mess.
Cheers and thanks very much you simpleton.
They aren’t in the sort of mess we are in. That required Brown’s special touch.
I admit. I am entirely to blame. I have decided to commit ritual suicide with my bitch, Master Baiter. We shall blow each other’s brains out. I have already lubed my anus in order to go first.
ps. It started in America.
But what about the mess they are in?
That simpleton J Bowen cann’t even spell the countries never mind offer a simple outline analysis of the mess they are in.
Looks like the rapid rebuttal unit still has at least one saddo who cannot understand that Britain is among the worst placed – not best as was claimed by Broon – to deal with the current “global” economic downturn, simply because snotgobbler and his cretins have done what labour Governments always do – spent all the money while the going was good and saved nothing for bad times. So, basically, we’re fucked, and fucked far worse than other countries.
Explain Canada.
245, leaving aside whether or not the situation and prospects of Britain are better or worse than those of other countries, what is the mess other countries are in?
Don’t be coy, this is a reasonable question, please try to overcome your shyness.
Are the other countries in a mess?
Why are the other countries in a mess?
Perhaps simply you are ignorant as is that simpleton J Bowen.
247 at your service
Vast mineral wealth, forests and agricultural capacity and a parochial financial sector.
If you disagree with the post, its up to you to explain why. That’s how a debate works, you see.
From the tone of your post, however, I get the impression that nothing you were presented with would be satisfactory and you would still resort to silly insults.
I understand. That’s what you Labour supporters are reduced to now. The argument is lost, the New Labour project has failed abysmally and your PM will go down in history as one of the worst ever. Labour will be out of power for a generation.
Go for it. Call me a twat or something. It will make you feel better for a little while.
247 further at your service
April 2009 World Economic Outlook IMF projects economic growth in 2009 for Canada at –2.5%.
ouch!
UK and USA banks caused the global recession. They were selling debt disguised as investments and Brown et al knew this, despite the fact they now lie and say they didn’t. Therefore Brown has to be held culpable for the global recession.
Brown has single handedly caused the UK recession. Apart from the above reason, he should never have taken away regulatory authority from the Bank of E, but he did. He should never have borrowed when he didn’t need to, but he did. I could go on for ever, but what’s the point?
267 at your service
Please see below 2009 economic growth forecasts for major economies.
Source IMF World Economic Outlook April 2009.
United States –2.8
Euro area –4.2
Germany –5.6
France –3.0
Italy –4.4
Spain –3.0
Japan –6.2
United Kingdom –4.1
Canada –2.5
Is ignorance bliss?
What about budget deficits? Give these numbers some meaning.
Ok..I admit it.
I am a complete wanker,who doesn’t work because it would get in the way of my jerking off over pages of Nutz.
I am also utterly and hopelessly ignorant.
I am a twat.
There is nobody who is more of a prick than me……..
Nope..not true..
The PM is all of these things
Oh,I forgot..
I would call myself a C’unt,but that would be an insult to the real thing (I’m not into such organs,coz Browns arse is what really turns me on)
Tuscan Lardarse,
As expectied you are too weak to address the issue, which is why are other countries in a mess.
However you are very rude and irritating, like me.
Your spelling errors will be highlighted ruthlessly from here on.
Anyway cann’t or can’t is debatable and a reflection of American dominance over our country.
368 – at Christmas your lardarse description would have been an accurate one; but you are now 4 months late. No American I have ever met spells the word as you do, but as you suggest, who cares?
Back on point, your comments here are all excellent and stressbustingly blood pressure lowering, so please keep up the good work. I haven’t laughed as merrily since Harman Pride was a regular, or indeed my last visit to labourlist a while back.
I already told you,whoever you are….Stop nicking my identity..jerk!
Tuscan Not as Lardyarses as before Christmas
I meant can’t is the Americanised version.
Please excuse the hostility, I can’t/cann’t/cannot help it.
What about other countries in a mess?
I used to work. but it was tiring. and all simply too much for me darlings..
So “Master” Baiter did not even finish his apprenticeship. It shows.
David Starkey rocks!
To John Denham:
“oh you stupid man”
“Good grief, are you really minister material?”
On Brown, Mandy etc:
Can’t remember – I was laughing too much.
see BBC ipods. but not all the good bits…assume censored.
He’s completely bonkers. We need more people like him on Question Time. Plenty of ‘airs, no graces! He murdered them.
Agreed. He is a star.
you’re more bonkers than ‘im
Nothing bonkers about Dr Starkey, he’s an intelligent rational man, and that is probably why he has contempt for nulab, like the rest of us.
When I saw the tag “twatwatch” I thought it was about BBC’s “The One Show”.
Everyone talks about David Starkey but didn’t anyone see the One Show last night basically shitting on anyone who dared to call themselves English? They asked some “comedian” called Arthur Smith to do an article about St George’s Day, obviously with the full knowledge that Arthur Smith hates everything about England. His conclusion as to why people don’t celebrate St George’s Day was down to people not being bothered – it was only Ricky Tomlimson who pointed out that Liebour councils stamp on anyone who dares to say they are English.
I bet Gordon Bogeyburger and his Haggis-munching cabal have already got a knighthood prepared for Mr. Smith.
Fantastic example, once again, of BBC bias though. The presenters basically cringed through the whole thing but I bet the producer was happy they could report back to Labour HQ of a job well done.
Let’s not also forget their fantasic new “National Anthem”. Nice to know the license fee is going towards something useful.
The day the BBC loses its license fee will be up there with the day that Gordon Brown dies on the toilet from an aneurysm after getting constipation from eating too much nose candy.
Agree with every word.
Saw it and it was a pile of shite. The One Show right-on producers will no doubt have ticked a few boxes down in the Labour Bunker…so it’s trebles all round in the subsidised bar.
Well Wasp , I really think its about time you all took St Georges day in hand .In fact I think we Scots should take St Andrews day and the Wee Welsh should take St Davids day and give all three a St Patricks day makeover!
Our Saints days belong to us , not politicians.
Contrary to the horrid historians hissy fit , we do not have an official St Andrews day holiday in Scotland.I heard what I thought to be distinctly Ann Robinson style racism fall from that arrogant mans mouth, I do hope someone has made a very official complaint ,and about the BBC allowing it to be broadcast.As for his ridiculous assertions that ” important countries like England don’t need this sort of celebration”, where in the pecking order of national pride does he put the US of A , France and any other independent country in the world??
Having visited the QT site it cheered me to read that most of the English commentators were equally disturbed , apart from some po faced git who could only criticise someones spelling.
DD – Can you let us in on what you refer to as “Ann Robinson style racism”? P
Please share this little gem with us.
DD – How can you talk about arrogance?
You sound like a nasty piece of jumped up shite yourself. What is more you spew forth so much bile and anger, I wasn’t quite sure what your rant was trying to get at, other than you don’t like David Starky and clearly think you are a superior being.
Just more nulabour chippy behaviour from someone oozing social hang ups and bitterness. Get a life you sad trollope!
And what is more you fool – the QT message section is very heavily censored, that’s why you only see pro govt comments. God, some people are soooo thick they shouldn’t be allowed computers!!
Chiles is part of the new labour plan; he’s the one who reported Carol T for calling someone a golly! What a big (fat) kid he is!
And as for his sidekick (that geordie slapper) – how on earth did she get a job as a presenter? Cannot understand a word she says and her intelligence takes a lot to be desired.
she’s not there for her intelligence
I know she’s quite nice to look at (and I’m NOT a lesbianist before you all start, but more about that later)….but surely one of the most important qualities of a tv presenter is diction and the ability to be understood?
I genuinely cannot understand a single word that comes out of her mouth. But I suppose that’s pretty universal with all nulabour cohorts – dim and daft!
Err…in my previous message, by …”dim and daft” I mean her and not me, of course!
I think you’ll find she is from Northern Ireland
Sorry, then my intelligence is also lacking, but I thought she was a Geordie – although I’ve only ever seen her for a few minutes at a time. Whatever it is, she’s incomprehensible.
Ah, that’ll be the one that keeps popping up on News 24 and twisting the language to breaking point…
“Eand noy sam moyr noys oyn th poynd…” etc.
Chiles is obviously there for his sexual appeal to the female demographic.
Memo to the Fuhrer:
1. Blondi enjoyed her walk this morning.
2. The armies of Zhukov and Koniev have completely surrounded Berlin, all military discipline has broken down, total defeat is inevitable within a few days, and we don’t even have enough petrol to burn your body.
3. Eva says she’s got some nice Linda McCartney sausages for your tea.
Petrol is available from the nice Sri Lankan run garage on the corniche.
This morning I read an article about a few lance jacks from 3 Para who cuffed a coward and then shoved a rifle barrel up his arsehole.
Could we arrange a similar lesson for McMental but with some live ammo and extra trigger pulling thrown in?
and Master Baiter.
Something saddening has happened to the Bust of Barking, definitely lost any edge.
MAKE THE FUCKER PAY IT BACK TO THE TAXPAYER!!
we need to get rid of labour now!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1173107/Worst-fall-output-30-years-economy-shrinks-1-9-new-blow-Darlings-Budget-forecast.html
kelvin mckenzie is right!
Lol Darling’s forecasts are now being proven as point of fact rubbish after 48 hours.
ONS had same raw data as Treasury did before Budget so why is there such disparity between their separate conclusions? Treasury incompetent or economical with truth?
Really stupid screw up to have the Treasury forecasts rubbished by the ONS before the Sunday papers following the budget have gone to press.
The nokias will be flying everywhere Sunday morning.This is the worst slump since the war and Brown is going to have the worst press of any postwar PM that day.
Naiomi Campbell was sentenced to a weeks Community Service mopping floors and cleaning bathrooms, after admitting “reckless assault” for throwing a mobile phone at her housekeeper.
Press charges people…………. it would be a laugh – especially at PMQ’s – “this week I have been mopping the toilet floor at Clapham bus garage”.
Putty in Comrade Putin’s hands.
Don’t think Mayor Bloomberg will be supping at Chequers any time soon.
Gordon is like well fit innit!
A ” News Sandwich ” is not as good as a Glasgow sandwich for Gordon Hoon.
Glasgow sandwich – is that the one with chips dipped in chocolate?
Looks like Snotgobbler has fucked over the Gurkhas. Typical NuLabour ploy – announce in advance – with a great fanfair – that ex Gurkhas will be allowed to live in Britain but then bury in the small print the fact that the criteria will be so strict than most of them won’t qualify.
Meanwhile assorted chancers who would never dream of fighting for this country continue to pour in via Dover to take advantage of our glorious benefits system.
He’s just been on Sky news saying how wonderful and generous the new criteria are, followed by Joanna Lumley tearing the government to pieces – 20 years service to qualify but only officers (who are mainly British) can do that much, regular soldiers can only do 15 years max so will never qualify unless they get a major medal. Would love to see her face to face with him.
There are loads of ex-Ghurkas living around Dover with their families, they are lovely, hard working, honest and friendly – if only we could have an ex-Ghurka border patrol force.
Brown is not fit to clean the boots of a Gurkha.
Here we have a group of men who have volunteered to put their lives on the line for this country. Over the years they have done a magnificent job. Christ if anyone could earn the right to live here this would surely be it?
I wonder which direction Brown’s moral compass was pointing when he signed this decision off.
That man really is an arsehole, isn’t he.
Even knowing that NuLabour are scum, I still can’t understand how they can be so vindictive to the Gurkhas. Speaks volumes about their twisted ideology. Evil socialist bastards.
Bet you liebour-loving scum will bo coming on here about the two toffs, David Starkey and the still lovely Joanna Lumley, and how dreadfull and elitest they are.
The Gurkhas wear blazers or sports jackets with a tie, they polish their shoes and are courteous and considerarate.
They have served Britain and the Empire, when we had one, courageously and honourably for nearly two hundred years. They have a great sense of humour.
No wonder the current Labour Government won’t let them settle in the United Kingdom.
Betraying the Gurkhas is bad enough but they don’t even have the honour to do it up-front, they bury the impossible-to-pass test in the bureaucratic small-print.
What a bunch of miserable mealey-mouthed troughing lefty fuckwits these nulabs are.
Dolly-Watch
There he is!
Where now for Labour bloggers?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7886467.stm
unshaven unwashed fat git.
“Don’t know if he’s going to remain in this world”
Sounds a bit ominous.
I always thought Brown preferred a sausage sandwich
One of his wurst excesses.
I bet he likes a dribble of Daddies sauce on his sausage sandwich
No that’s Mandy. Broon’s a deepfried Mars bar man.
Who wants a chipolata?
I believe he is having a breakdown. I have seen the glazed expression that he showed during the budget before on others suffering extreme depression.
A ‘breakdown’. Fucking good job. But much too good for him.
What are the legal procedure for declaring a PM unfit? I do believe Brown is ill.
At what point in the utter destruction of this country might the spooky people step in and save us from these nutcases currently in Government?
They seem to spend a lot of time cataloguing and chasing religious freaks who purchase bottles of shampoo in Superdrug 3-for-2 offers.
When will they get rid of the real danger that really is a clear and present danger to this country – the supposed Government.
Don’t forget the sizable quantity of explosive ingredients found at the terrorists flats? We of course call it sugar at home.
Bravo! That reply made me laugh good ‘n’ proper.
For a little slightly different take on question time, also for those who wanted to see David Starkey on Question time, the second link is the one to watch:
Bloody marvelous link – thank you
Please see below 2009 economic growth forecasts for major economies.
Source IMF World Economic Outlook April 2009.
United States –2.8
Euro area –4.2
Germany –5.6
France –3.0
Italy –4.4
Spain –3.0
Japan –6.2
United Kingdom –4.1
Canada –2.5
Is ignorance bliss?
Will this person stop pretending to be me..I be too thick to understand economic growth forecasts
Ere, stop messin’ about
I though’ I towld you befour…
will these be football scores?
Add in QE which raises another few points to the UK and factor out Germany and the EU controlling the EU monetary fund who are prepared to kick out any Euro country that brings the Euro into disrepute.
Factor in other variables such as we have no manufacturing base or any way of making money especially if we lose our AAA rating thanks to the lefty dickheads then we will have NOTHING. Everything will be foreign owned or worthless.
We are well and truly shafted and on our own even if we has joined the Euro we might of been kicked out by now, Not to mention the first attempt at a gilt auction failed and these HOONS think if they keep calling gilt auctions hopefully some mug will eventually be suckered into investing into not so great Britain.
We are on the verge of becoming Zimbabwe version II
Thursday 23 April 2009
PM’s message for St George’s Day
The Prime Minister has praised the “resilience, common sense and strength of character” of the English people as he marked St George’s Day.
“Over the course of this year, I have had the privilege of visiting every English region and I have learnt so much from the resilience, hard-headed common sense and strength of character of our people during these tough times.
England’s national day is a chance for English people here and around the world to think about England’s achievements: whether in sport, the arts, business, public services or in the voluntary sector, England continues to produce men and women whose standards of excellence inspire the whole world.”
“common sense and strength of character of our people” since when have the English been “one of our people” of the Scotch?
However Brown is correct in many aspects, I doubt there is another country on earth who would accept an unelected foreigner as head of the government. The English will be here long after Brown
Oh, and does anybody fancy editing the following on Wiki to say that Starkey ripped the Government a new one? Here’s what it currently says:
“On the 23rd of April 2009, David Starkey was on the panel for BBC One’s Question Time, where he enraged viewers with his controversial comments relating to Welsh and Scottish national identities.[8]”
Some of you guys are far better at comedy than I – go at it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Starkey
I am so glad that the Damian Green kerfuffle has ended happily and I am keeping my job.
Will write morwhen my hubby returns from the video shop.
Going round calling himself John Redwood, Sarah.
239 – “cann’t even spell”
The irony.
We’ll take the sales wherever we can find them.
Thats so wonderfuly naiomi camball.
Interesting hwo the posh sorts – David Starkey, Joanna Lumley – are absolutely not afraid to rip the guts out of these bastards. Can’t we persuade them and the military to sort this out?
Just a little coup. Teensy
Let’s see the PSBR’s for all of those countries, please?
Cann’t you read?
I speak the english only little. Please you am telling for me this. What am the democratic process we is getting this brown chap as PM. I no am the understand is.
I believe it has something to do with Siberian hamsters, pigeons and water tanks.
Galley sacked, Smith still in Cabinet, nuff said!
Still no adequate answer as to why Chakrabarti was included as part of the search done by Scotland Yard officers going through Green’s emails and computer files.
Will Guido give us a comment about the shameless way the government has treated the Gurkas?
A total disgrace! We owe these blokes so much.
It makes me ashamed – truly ashamed.
Phil Wooly Arse needs immersing in sheep dip
What can you say? An opportunity to get a few slightly positive headlines (as well as be seen to be behaving in a remotely human way) after a shitstorm of a week and the nasty little cowards are too petty and small minded to get it right.
BBC announcer:
“In place of the scheduled episode of Eastenders we are now taking you live over to 10 Downing Street for en emergency address by the Prime Minister Gordon Brown”
(fade to Brown)
My fellow Britons
(sideways jaw movement)
It is with great regret that today I have been forced to take the decision to suspend democracy in this land and have assumed the role of Protector Of The People
(nervous grin at camera).
As you all know we live in troubled times, with the permanent fear of Muslim suicide bombers hanging over us and with the prospect of our savings and our homes losing more and more of their value.
(awkward fidget)
I believe that I am the only person who can steer our great country through these troubled times and as such I can no longer sit by and take the chance of someone else messing up all the hard work that we have achieved together since Labour rescued this nation from the failure of the Conservatives in 1997. In order to get on and finish the job we started we can not let ourselves be distracted by the need to hold a ballot on who is briefly popular now or next week so it would not be fair to hold any elections. Instead we will form a government of national unity, to be led by myself in consultation with the leaders of the 2 opposition parties. In order to minimise disruption there will be no other appointments or changes to the existing government.
(another sideways jaw movement)
Now you may well ask “how will this affect me?”. Let me tell you that this move is very much in the interests of your future benefit and your personal security. There are a number of very small changes that we must accept will cause some disruption to our lives, namely
1)Henceforth any public dissent against the government, through ‘blogging’ or other means, will entail immediate arrest and detention.
2)Until the ID cards have been issued identification such as a passport or driving licence will be required to be carried at all times. Not carrying any ID within 1 mile of 10 Downing Street will be regarded as a offence under the Anti-Terrorism Act
3)You will unfortunately no longer be able to contact your Conservative or Liberal Democrat MP, unless you can get a day pass to the Belmarsh Re-Education and Detention Facility
(small smile at own little joke)
4)Your wages will now be paid directly to HM Revenue and Customs. You will receive a card which will allow you to draw basic living expenses, such as food and travel costs.
5)To prevent suicide bombers from gaining access to vehicles the use of private cars will unfortunately have to be suspended. Only those persons in receipt of a permit from the Department of Transport will be allowed to use a road vehicle, such as doctors and public figures. Maserati Quattroporte owners should contact the Department for Business since their cars may be commandeered under emergency legislation being introduced by Lord Mandelson.
6)All media will now come under the control of the Department of Media, Culture and Sport. In order to minimise disruption the Director General of the BBC, Mark Thompson, has kindly agreed to step down and allow someone we all know and love to take over the highly demanding role that the new job of UK Media Controller will require – Mr Andrew Marr.
(hint of sadness)
7)The meeting of groups of 3 or more people in any public place is henceforth forbidden, under pain of arrest and detention.
8)Under the new Political Fairness Act (2009) you must inform the authorities of any person in your family who has expressed any discontent with the government. A helpline is being set up to facilitate this and counsellors from the PFA Agency will be touring schools to help educate children how to spot dissent and terrorism.
I know that if we all work together we can make sure that our great country will make it through this time of recession and strife.
(cue footage of Union jack flag blowing in the wind)
This would be funny if I thought you were joking
Brilliant stuff – but it couldn’t really happen, could it?
Don’t give them ideas.
Mine you, they have none of their own do they.
You may be on to something..
How else do you explain the likes of suck ups like Kevin Maguire?
Its amazing what recording the key strokes of the PMs aides computers will turn up.
Dont laugh, Gordy is taking the advice, asked for and given.
FYI
1)Henceforth any public dissent against the government, through ‘blogging’ or other means, will entail immediate arrest and detention.
China?
4)Your wages will now be paid directly to HM Revenue and Customs. You will receive a card which will allow you to draw basic living expenses, such as food and travel costs.
Happened in a number of Soviet states
7)The meeting of groups of 3 or more people in any public place is henceforth forbidden, under pain of arrest and detention.
That’s what used to happen in Soviet Russia
8)Under the new Political Fairness Act (2009) you must inform the authorities of any person in your family who has expressed any discontent with the government. A helpline is being set up to facilitate this and counsellors from the PFA Agency will be touring schools to help educate children how to spot dissent and terrorism.
Happened under both Hitler and under Stalin
I think it’s about time we all homed in on 10 Downing Street and took them all apart. How much more of this shit do we have to put up with?
Economy fallong apart: Manufacturing down 6.2%, GDP down 1.9% this quarter.
The Gurkkas being treated like shit
Ian Tomlinson dead with yet more info coming to light
Can’t we just get down there and sort them all out?
The French would have done it a while ago
Who is goign to organise the march?
If Broon is allowed to carry on until he he has borrowed the intended trillions, it will be too late
How they will laugh, in their sinecures in Brussells
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Sign up – petition to get Bonkers to resign.
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Darling forcasts of growth is like a drunk going into a bookies after having lost ALL his money on prevoius Bets, and placing more bets on the proviso that there is a cheque in the post honest gov !
Another failing of the fourth estate Guido.
When is someone going to say that the Ghurkas decision is the result of EU regulations?
Here’s the real reason for the above decision:
EC Directive 2003/109/EC
http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:L:2004:016:0044:0053:EN:PDF
Ghurkas who were based on Britain after 1997 conform with the EU entry requirements set out. Those who were prior to that do not. It’s as simple as that.
But then it’s an inconvenient truth so the fourth estate and most of the bloggers ignore it.
Good spot
Another reason we don’t need so many MPs -just some assistants with a rubber stamp would do it
Doesn’t this Directive say, under note (25) and I’m no expert, that UK and Ireland are opted out of this directive?
http://blog.dorries.org/Blogs/2009/Apr/23#23
This is an appalling story about Robin Cook
I have heard this story before..somewhere..sometime…
fat bags smith knew about hundreds of ileagals working in the country and it was coverd up the gurkas have served this country for 200 years and these twats want them out if you are a hate preacher you can stay and live on benifits this government has made me ashamed to be british
Fat bags Smith knows just one thing and by rote – the John Lewis list … the rest just glides by…
Any chance we could send the Gurkhas into McMentals Bunker?
Arrogant little twats, but can be relied upon to do the business when required.
I have never felt so ashamed of this country as today when this government has not allowed Gurkhas and thier families to settle in this so called country. These soldiers have served Queen and country with courage and honour, such strange ideas to Gordon and his motly crew.
Bekkie. have you written out 247 billion yet?
if not. see me. immediately. I am in the smoking lounge, next to the juke box.
What am I ashamed of?
I am ashamed that this country is not fit for such heroes to live in.
I am ashamed that every day Gurkhas and other brave troops put their life on the line in Iraq, Afghanistan, Sierra Leone and other British postings and their efforts are ignored and ridiculed by the very people who sent them there.
I am ashamed that our wounded troops have to taken from Birmingham International to Sparkbrook in plain vehicles, so as not to arouse or offend the local Muslim population
I am ashamed that recovering troops in Birmingham are not permitted to go out in anything but their civvies.
I am ashamed that our troops returning home are subject to hatred and heckling by young British Muslims.
Thats enough shame for one posting methinks. The Gurkhas should thank their lucky stars that they don’t have to settle in this cesspool of a country now.
Daily Mail – JUNK
Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services said today that it lowered to ‘BB+’ from ‘BBB-’ its long-term corporate credit rating on U.K.-based newspaper and media group Daily Mail & General Trust PLC (DMGT). In addition, the short-term rating on DMGT was lowered to ‘B’ from ‘A-3′.
The outlook is negative.
Somehow I get the feeling I’m supposed to give a shit.
Do what you like, a lot of the thick right wing types on this site love it and it’s going down the pan.
Remember the Moscow Evening Standard, that used to be in the same stable.
Soon it might be called the Dailski Mailski and printing all Hail! to Brown and the Labour saviours.
Ah, diddums! That’s about as likely as Jaguar being owned by an Indian conglomerate.
I’d rather wipe my arse on the Guardian than the Mail. I do like to see those announcements about tractor production figures being up, smeared in good old fashioned peanut-studded shit. Tally ho.
Or as likely as a working class Labour PM.
Baiter, you do realise that everyone visiting this site has their own Google search engine?
Labour’s chances of re-election.
The outlook is negative.
Are you positive?
errr…what’s your point?
It’s a sad bad paper now anyway.
Two foodscares a week, and pictures of fat women laughing, like the sub-prime-minister herself.
The last days in the Fuhrerbunker, Brown mobilizing party members who no longer exist for a final great offensive that will turn the tide in New Labour’s favour at the 11th hour, courtiers plotting the succession and making secret arrangements with foreign governments by shadowy intermediaries aboard luxury yachts, a climate of treachery…
I am personally prepared, nay proud, to lead a platoon of Gurkhas to storm the bunker. No prisoners. as per usual. dog tags to be collected. or stamp addressed envelopes only please.
In about a years time all this abuse will be altered slightly and thrown at Cameron!
Why on earth do you lot bother voting for any of these morons?
We’ll get Cameron in the fullness of time, sadly, it will have to get done.
The split nowadays is not between parties – it’s between politicians and the people. I’m sure Guido has written about this already…
Section brown now.
into what?
pieces?
best end of Broon? anyone?
yeh,, gimme 342 grammes of broon’s parson’s nose…no no need to wrap..I’ll eat it on the way ‘ome.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/brown-somehow-manages-to-make-total-arse-of-mps%27-expenses-200904221717/
presume you’ve all seen this – if not, very funny.
yes it is. thanks.
Do any nulabour apologists honestly think Brown could go walkabouts in any English country town without a huge posse of riot police to protect him?
I bet he is the only PM in the last 100+ years you could say this about.
Tony could have. Brown would’nt dare.
He might find out just how much we love and respect him.
He could pop over and press the flesh with those Ghurka chappies. I’m sure they’d be keen to have a chat and pose for the cameras.
Only the ones in wheelchairs.
It comes from Brown’s courage. You know that thing he keeps writing about.
He’d be made very welcome in Sangatte by his core voters.
Very true – especially a town where a few ex-Gurkas reside. They might lose their cool and start behaving like Brown and Balls do (vindictive, sub-human, rude). I wonder who would come off worse?
That’s why he doesn’t do it, but instead just invites the Tussauds people to make waxworks of superannuated footballers, and pose them in a chair next to his disguised toilet.
He’d get lynched. Probably stripped and beaten to death in the town square, and left to rot.
http://www.order-order.com/2009/04/friday-caption-contest-bend-it-like-edition/
I get the impression Ghurka’s are not likely to be Liebour voters, unlike the scum at Calais that want to come here for benefits and promise to vote Liebour.
Fuck off Brown you fat one eyed skirt wearing tartan fucking twat.
That’s why they’ve been shafted…again.
It’s probably, in the minds of the wicked subhuman Stalinists, something to do with “revenge for the miners”. Let’s see – who had to go? Fishermen…farmers…small shopkeepers…now the Ghurkhas. All from the self-reliant, proud and honourable. All unlikely to buy into “New Britain, a young country”…
What a load of pompous, self-regarding, leftwingfascist GramscoFabiaNazi intellectual twaddle.
One could assume he is on “News Sandwich” short of a picnic”.
LA
a most amusing post. we thank you your worshipness
Who the blue blazes are you? Go back to leprous, boarded-up, care-in-the-community oubliette, curl up in the foetal position and wait.
Also consider suicide, you pustulent zit on a dog’s knob.
escuse me Your Worshipness please allow me to reply to this person.
Now you look here…Alan bloody TitSwamp..hummph..stop it. Or I shall get very annoyed
Oh how I remember the BBC film “The Girl in the Cafe’” with the sensitive and morally honest portrayal of a Chancellor of the Exchequer whose only goal was to spend every penny the taxpayer earnt for him to help save the world.
Those were the good old days of seeing BBC funds help pay towards a two-hour party political broadcast for the Muncher of Nose Candy.
I’d love to see a sequel. I hear George Orwell has been hired to write the screenplay.
have you been sectioned for long?
George Orwell left us a long time ago. He is no longer here. the cottage is empty. the bed is unslept. the books are unread and unwritten.
il est mort.
sorry.
Oi! You just piss off out of it you abomination I told you already you crawled out of some drain in the original dumping ground for every flailing degenerate decanted from the idiot farms and have your head jammed so far up your arse it’s coming out of your mouth we don’t want the likes of you in here we can no longer afford the likes of you sitting around in your shell suit sucking your dick and f * c * ing your cat and being paid to spawn spherical toothless children fit for nothing except sitting on a sofa and eating chips. You have the nerve to come in here you come in here you satanist get out of it go on you’re a disgrace.
I was only sectioned the once. I roomed with some fat, one-eyed Scottish guy who told me that his plan was to ruin the country. I thought he was just another loony until I saw him on TV years later talking about “Boom and Bust” and eating boogers.
George Orwell wasn’t real anyway. It was just a pseudonym for Eric Blair.
He was the Blair that wrote a horrific future tale of party corruption and a terrifying police state that sectioned questioning workers. The other Blair actually used it as inspiration in real life.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/
well done. signed.
Just a note about McMentals brainless puppet Darling and his amazing ability to predict nothing!
Darling promised us his budget predictions were spot on this time and this time he has been proved wrong in a record two fucking days! All his(McBusts) carefully worked out figures are now meaningless after 48hrs or so, that has to be a world record doesnt it?
The BBC lapped up his rosy forecasts like they were messages from the Gods on high, fucking tragic isnt it, being led by a dribbling mental defective surrounded by arse licking hoons and there is another year of this tragedy to run.
Did I read that right Pigs in space. Lord lucket of bard, alias johnie 6 flats, known to use the catchphrase “Gin & Bonkit Sir”- is normal. So when has it been normal to laze in the east ridings, well paid, over perked, over pensioned when his contribution to all of mankind has been fuck all. Absolutely fuck all. Nothing, not one iota, zero, the big O. Why, because no one dare be stupid enough to let the useless idiot do anything. Prezza doing nothing was money in the bank for new labour. I’m grateful to him, as I spend my eternity in hell I can boast that for once in my whole lifetime I knew of one person who was completely fucking useless.
GUIDO: “Is Brown bonkers?”
YES
Who’d want to eat a sandwich that tasted of snot and piss?
Run an economy? He couldn’t run a bath.
Could it be that Gordo could do with professional help ie a good psychotherapist like Mr Derek Draper for instance he was at Berkley you know, oooops that won’t work would it.
Put in an FOI request to find out who paid for the laser printer. I bet it didn’t come out of Gordon’s salary, but why not? If I chucked a printer off a desk at work not only would I have to pay for it, I would probably get sacked.
Broon the hoon’s lullaby to his Nokia
“Come fly with me”
Not very accurate for a double-sourced piece, is it? Broon’s not “the leader of Britain’s 61 million people”, he’s a very naugh… no (although he’s that as well); he’s the leader of the Labour Party.
Britain’s 61 million people do not have a leader. Nor do we require one. We’re not going anywhere. We have a Monarch and she has her Prime Minister. That’s enough to be getting on with, without a fucking Führer as well.
Sky News reporting (refuse to listen to the propaganger beeb) that Gordo is ‘fighting back’ against the Tories at the tin-pot conference, sorry i mean the Welsh assembly/talkin shop
by asking the usual boring drivel as to how they will ‘cut’ public services ….
yawn, yawn
cue usual shite…; “how many teachers??
how many doctors??
how many nurses??’
bBoon dribbled…he got some applause…. not much, but a red applause non the less…enough for a semi i spose…
er, tell ya what Gord..how about…
How many quangoes doin nothing other than ticking boxes????
how many elf ‘n’ safety “more than me jobsworth mate “arseholes?
how many ” gender aweness-cum-transexual-trisexual-pencil-dicked-council-community-asylum-aseeking-carbon neutral aweness-officers can we do without??????
let all them public ‘servant’ Gaurdianist arsewipes go wind up their Noddy cars and fuck off back to Laa laa land where the clouds are fluffy pink and the bankers have blood on their teteh and ‘asylum’ seeking is a healthy buisness plan…
grrr
But all the type you mention will vote for Gord and his commies, knowing that their useless jobs are safe all the time Snotgobbler’s mob are in charge. That’s why he kow-tows to them.
He’s just a bully. The only reason he gets away with it is that the people he abuses are too gutless to stand up to him. One day he will throw a stapler at the wrong bloke, then he will have the living shit kicked out of him.
I miss my Bloomberg feed
Reuters too for that matter