+++ Smeargate II +++
More revelations on this blog tomorrow…
Surveillance, Phone-Tapping and Hague – Jackie Ashley
Tory MP’s Hooker Wife – Daily Mail
The “Twin” Beds – Mirror
Hague Took Myers to the Front – Mail
Dave’s Celeb Personal Trainer – Mail
Balls Keynote at Stammering Convention - stammering.org
Brown To Return to Parliament – ConHome
Balls a Liar or Gordon is Buddha - Crash Bang Wallace
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Old Holborn tweets…
“Prostitute “horrified” to find her ex husband now works as a Tory MP “I’m shocked and disgusted” said Miss Whiplash today”
Flat – No Positions +38.2%
As of 26 Mar 2010
Oh my god….. TAKEDOWN!!!!
Hopefully this can take Labour down another 8 points in the opinion polls!
Wouldn’t it be great to have lib dems as leader of the opposition? get these lying scum called labour out of are politics almost entirely
It now seems that costs of Labour’s smearing operation were not only
borne by the taxpayers funding McBride but also by the poor saps paying
for Unite membership and thus funding the venue for the plotting.
Hopefully this can take Labour down – Period
I have a feeling that the Trade union movement will colapse as a result of this sham. As much as I believe in workers rights, I can’t help but think that all this shit is being laid at the door of unions in general. Would be the end of Labour for good also, without a pay master, they’re toast…
Wight Tory – I am afraid as always that jack sh*t will happen. It is just one of those uncomfortable situations that can be ridden until it subsides.
Bear in mind that only .0000000000005 % of the population actually care. The rest wach Newsnight, or follow blogs and get excited or worked up and think “This is it. This the moment that defines and changes everything.”
Truth is, and I think we know it: No-one actually cares.
Or rather…
the ones that do care are not in quantities to actually effect change. And worst of all the govt knows that. Edward Balls is not trying to persuade us that he is the right man for the job. We know he is shite and he knows we know. But sadly most do not. He is just another name that will be presented to the electorate at a time convenient to him and inconvenient to Brown and he will (probably) get it. Even though I UTTERLY DESPISE him and his lack of ideology.
The problem as always is most people don’t give a shit and as a result the electorate get what they deserve.
Guido I absolutely love you. Please make it like this every week, every week I want to get home from the pub and find you roasting the cretinous, corrupt and downright subhuman labour scum.
Why the hell are there 500 comments on a non-post??? OK, I bet someone has said this already but who cares.
Hey this non-blog is generating more comments than the Editors Choice n the Telegraph yesterday, maybe Mr. Rayner ( the potential new Senior Advisor to McBRUIN) should take a tip, write nothing and let us have our say.
Please note Editor of Telegraph stopping comments to your choice article at 13:30 on a Saturday does not show much confidence in your choice of article or senior staff.
All denied. It was just to discuss e-campaigning. Back to your Sunday roasts, preasants.
I apologise for saying non-blog, I meant non-post
Mandelson says on the lap poodle BBC that we must all stop talking about this. Ministers he says have better things to to do with their time. Like what? – fiddling their expenses, imagining smears, getting twice fired for dishonesty, failing to supervise banks, pushing stealth socialism? Is the man deranged?
Who’s the cross hairs on this time? A corrupt Brown Servant a week is good picking Guido, and theres plenty of them to keep this game lively.
Cross hairs……as per a comment on the previous post http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/
Ed Balls & co seem to be well in the frame.
An interesting week end……I am going to set my alarm clock!
Please let it be Balls. He’s not only screwed the country’s economy with the help of his boss but now he is in charge of education, he is screwing the kids’ chances of ever being able to add up to a trillion.
Can ity be Mandy who has opened this can of worms? This is delicious:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171828/You-deceived-Mandelsons-rages-Brown-Balls-secret-spin-cabal.html
Things can only get better!
Brown MUST have known.
Plan C is already on the go: ‘Brown is naive and trusting. He had no idea that Balls & Co were manipulating him. He is shocked, I tell you. Shocked!’
Even Rose West is pacing her cell saying “She must ‘ave known”.
If he is that naive and trust, maybe he thinks we are too!
Bollocks.
If he is , what the fuck is he doing running the country?
McBride is of the sort that has to tell as many of his friends as he can how clever he has been. I expect the internet is awash with incriminating emails. I expect not a few people are heading to the seaside with their hard drives.
Sleepless nights for some.
Is it Watson, Whelan or Balls to go next, so many to choose from, so many deep, deep in the mire.
Lovely story in the Times about Balls: Ed Balls ‘ran’ Labour’s smear unit
You are all so, so fucked. The latest poll may show some recovery but I’m guessing that was Snotty’s little G20 bounce, comprehensively deflated by the present shitstorm. Die you bastards, die.
SwissBob —- Shitstorm? shitstorm? where did you get that word? have you been listening to the earwax-eating Australian Prime Minister who orchestrates the use of gutter language on national television broadcasts so the public thinks he’s one of the boys.
Where is Stan when you need him?
A major Stan missive right now would be the icing on this delicious cake, a cake that should never again be left out in the rain .
Mr Winston Smith,
I have thought that if it becomes necessary I will start a campaign for us all to change our names by deed poll to Winston Smith, that would really fuck the bastards up, but I digress.While not being the most creative writer I feel I’ve made a small contribution fighting ‘the war on terror’ waged on the people of Britain by this sickbag of a Govt. Australia is not a country I follow the politics of and can therefore honestly say I’ve hardly read mention of the aussie prick who has therefore had no influence on my writing, poor as it is.
I will confess to being inspired by the dead plumber, St Stanislav, who could write a sentence, usually an incredibly long one.
Is McArthur Park where all these Jockanese hoons do their dogging, Dogger?
I bet it’s gay dogging.
No wonder Maguire wasn’t answering his phone today, or his emails:
http://is.gd/tan8
Hehe. Great scoop, TB.
Interesting reading…
Greetings to all you Pommie Bastards from Dan Unda. Glad to see you still remember Australia. Always remember that the UK and Oz are united and we are all descended from the same criminals.
Just to let you know that in keeping with current global trends and not to be outdone by the UK or USA we in Ozzieland also have a closet socialist bastard for a PM.
And we take offence when we hear people saying our Dear Kev uses gutter language because he ‘wants to be one of the boys’. Dear Kevin IS one of the boys.
Unfortunately what we need is a man. And I don’t mean that in the sense that we’re all poofters down here, no.
Remember: Baaa Means No!
Ploker – don’t go encouraging those poor bastards in UK, because if the unthinkable happens and Labour get back in then all these poms will be down here!
Maguire has just been on News24, when the headline showing he’d been at the meeting with Collins/McBride/Draper etc to set up RedRag he was allowed to dismiss it saying “I can’t remember what was discussed”
Neither of the presenters asked him about it. Typical
I hope he is in your crosshairs,the shite
Don’t ya just love the smell of ‘schadenfreude’ in the morning?
I want you to vote Tory – by Labour Minister Phil Woolas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1171730/I-want-vote-Tory–Labour-Minister-Phil-Woolas.html
Windowlicking good.
Fine words from the Dhimmi for Oldham East – if his sort didn’t spend so much time sucking up to the Islamists who refuse to integrate into British society, the BNP bastards wouldn’t have a constituency.
What a fucking Hoon!
Please be Mandy.
Little Tommy Watson
Ate a piggy pie
And then he pinched another
Oh, but little Tommy lied.
Tommy puffed and Tommy squealed
He called in Carter Ruck
Now even Sion’s answerphone
Says off please, Tommy, fuck
Poor tubby Tommy Watson
As bloated as can be
The pin there poised, himself to prick
Made Tommy do a wee
Guido, You are a fucking star !!!
Surely NOW is the time while the government is busy hosing down the stable they call Number 10 to call for a Vote of Confidence in the House.
Who in their right mind – besides Ed Balls who doesn’t actually have a right mind – would line up in the lobby to back Gordon Brown this week? It would also give all those legitimate Labour hoons (the ones who do actually think socialism is a brilliant idea) a platform for revenge. The ONLY way for any Labour politician to get re-elected is to be seen to stand against Brown the Town Clown.
A Confidence Vote could truly hasten a general election and the good people of Kirkaldy would have a chance to vote in their new SNP MP.
OMG. I think I’ve justed Saved the World.
MA – you over-estimate the IQ of your average Labour poly. Also, turkeys & christmas comes to mind. I do agree, however, that watching them troop through the Ayes (or would it be Nayes – I’m confused now) door to support Brown would be a YouTube they would want to forget.
SNP, oh yes, the Party conning the Scots that they will be Independant soon, Independant of what when 80% of BRITISH Laws are made in Brussels.
The Scots need to think more than one move deep, Scottish National Party, unless salmond is saying he si going to pull out of the EU then the SNP are an EU Trojan Horse designed to divide and conqEUr the Patriotic British vote
Dear Mr Rudd. It is an honour to meet you sir. Being one from Dan Unda meself I think’s great that we Ozzies are not outdone by the UK and USA and like them we have our own closet socialist bastard for a PM. The UK and God’s Own Country Australia have much in common and we’re all descended from the same criminals.
As for Scotland well that’s a basket case isn’t it. Tories chances of gains there are smaller that Mr Rudd’s pecker, mate and they can’t even play cricket. If I was running the place I’d sell Scotland to China as a wind farm.
More liebour sleaze today on Channel 4
The Westminster Gravy Train
http://www.order-order.com/2009/04/smeargate-ii/#comment-41895
Oops sorry Westminster Gravy Train link should be
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/dispatches/episode-guide/series-12/episode-1
ooops links should be
Westminster Gravy Train
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/dispatches/episode-guide/series-12/episode-1
What every young McBride should know before marriage…..
Red Rag works it’s magic on the 26%, no change there then;
Damian,
Well Cameron will shit a brick when he reads how Leading Tories ‘enjoyed’ degrading sado-masochistic sex sessions with woman at centre of Smeargate scandal.
Best,
Derek
A good day to bury bad news ?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122797.ece
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1171748/LAUREN-BOOTH-Wake-smell-pepper-spray-These-3-609-new-laws-control-protect-us.html
Lauren Booth – isn’t she related to someone in the legal world?
Phil , if indeed that is your real name, I find such juvinile blogger names tiresome.
Haha, I like you!
I agree. Grow TF up.
Not according to the dark lord…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8006965.stm
Mr Mandelsson would do better to ask ministers WHAT the F**K have they BEEN doing the last 11 years, and especially the last few months, I don’t we (the public) have seen much positive action unless you are a banker, an MP or a special senior advisor to the PM
I wanna know now…
9:30 breaking news on BBC website…
gis a clue…..
…f’ing brilliant….can’t wait ….this blog is compulsive reading … keep up the good work Guido
Seconded.
Start your owns blogs. Guido needs helpers
My blog is falling into a sad state of neglect since I started reading Guido’s stuff..just so much to read and no time to blog…LOL
this one is good enough 2
Have done read the latest smeargate emails.
Ok ..if you insist…..
http://www.netvibes.com/pablothehat
Guido, it is compulsive, however sorry but I have to go to golf in the morning!
Even if all 30,000,000 of the available electorate blogged on here, the fuckers STILL remain in power until 3/6/10
We need a revolution right now.
And unfortunatly they will not be prosecuted for their crimes.
See my link (to labourhome, but don’t let that put you off) for WHY it makes sense for GB to stay till the end or at least till this time next year.
Given today’s circumstances I think GB would like to get another year of his salary since barring some catastrophe, Labour will not be in power until 2020 at the very earliest.
We don’t need a revolution, we just need a constitution so that these idiots can’t fuck up the country too badly. Sadly they have unchecked power, so they leave unchecked damage on their way out.
497 Dan “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
We have a Constitution, all that crap spouted by Marxist Jack Straw is Lies so he can write us a shiny new one that fits in with the EU, and the NWO plans for the destruction of the Nation state.
Hence the demonisation of the NATIONALIST parties throughout Europe by the Media.
Well worth a read I think, perhaps someone can confirm.
Brits at their Best, we already have a Constitution
can we have a mugshot with crosshairs again?
You….tease!
Tell me, tel me tell me!
I can wait.
I may not sleep, but I can wait.
You fucking beaut, Guido!
You’ve played a blinder Guido, even if you are an undemocratic censoring totalitarian!
This blog is private property.
….f’ing brilliant … can’t wait ….. this blog is compulsive reading… keep up the good work Guido …
Now the knife is well and truly in, it must be twisted. No pun intended.
Go Guido.
J.R.Ewing lives!
Balls to you
Nice to know you have kept some powder dry.Light the blue touch paper please.
Torture – it’s very mean of you to keep us all waiting………
Torture is permissible if the aim is to protect us against evil forces.
So I’ve heard…
that was waterboarding…
I thought waterboarding was a watersport, but not of the type played by many MP’s!
Oh you are awful!! Can’t wait. When you say tomorrow, do you mean 12.01am or proper morning….like 9am??
I suspect that Guido is giving the hoons enough piano wire to hang themselves with – like Toilets saying he can’t remember what was discussed at this unimportant meeting – before reminding them.
Quite delicious (altered because of copyright acknowledgement and to protect the record).
Prick teaser.
Put the final nail in the coffin of these f**kers. 12 years and this lot have ruined this country.
Take em out!
They don’t like it up ‘em.
i say again, on the contrary they love it up em.
Think Mandlebum of boy
You are a legend! who next did they smear JFK, Gias julius caesar, Maggie?
Jacqui Smith is a Hoon.
A hoonette, surely. Or on reflection maybe a hoon after all.
Hooness?
She’s sort of married. Hoonessa
She Who Dares Whines
For all you Jacqui Smith fans out there you MUST see the Sunday Times cartoon by Gerald Scarfe:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/article6120207.ece
Defintely Cartoon of the Year material and the perfect way to say hello to the thousands of readers deserting the Telegraph today.
Her position is unsu staine able and an absolute shocking way to mock this once great nation.
I think i just threw up a little into my mouth. (Jaquie spliff in stockings even if its a cartoon)
Telegraph? What’s that?
Hooning fuckhoon she is.
Good work Guido, but watch your back, they are totally unprincipled, completely ruthless and will not hesitate to silence any enemy.
Please stick to open spaces with lots of people around you. This lot have form
Start your owns blogs. Guido needs helpers. They can’t silence us all
this one is good enough 3
this one is good enough 4
this one is good enough 5 and getting bored
a hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
long live guido
yay…………………….
im so excited.
Dynamite!!
Whelan and Maguire named as part of smeargate by the News of the World:
http://blogs.notw.co.uk/politics/2009/04/emails-nail-labours-lies.html
And Collins and Dodgshon…
It’s like a big game safari!
With Guido as the great white hunter.
And Kate Draper I suspect her career is also toast
I don’t see why marrying an nihilistic loser should cost you your job.
Your marriage maybe, but not your job.
Tease.
guido for PM or king i dont care just lets put him in charge.
It’s Ray Collins, he’s denied it………….very quickly, which means it’s true.
The story will be that no smears were discussed at that meeting, they were just organizing a party/retirement/large donation to charity/having a chat – you know, nothing scurrilous.
We just have to hope that Guido has some of the follow-up emails showing what was discussed. If he has, he will undoubtedly wait until the denials/lies are out of the way before opening up.
To quote another poster here, this is fucking delicious!
Start your owns blogs. Guido needs as many helpers as he can get
Old Holborn,
I did. It was shit. So I stopped.
The End.
Ok! Second try….
YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOT THE MOTHERF@CKERS
Crash and burn you bastards
Sky are reporting that the General Secretary (yes! I know) of the Labour Party, was centrally involved in the smearing of opponents.
Which means that unless there has been a virtual Coup D’etat in the Labour Party without our knowledge, Chairman Brown would have known this.
Game Over.
I love you Guido.
i loved him first.
I loved Katie..on the bonnet of my Spifire!..or may have done anyway!
You could at least have had the decency to take some photos.
Now Hugh was that the lady painted on the bonnet of your Spitfire or the painted lady on the bonnet of your Spitfire — tell us all or at least more
You mean Cowling. Cow-ling = calf I think?
Or was it Hugh who painted the Lady?
They must be fucking bricking it – another sleepless night for these hateful Hoon’s.
Keep up the good work – they need to be smashed in to the ground.
Roll on 3.6.10 or sooner.
“Grind the bastards into the dust” is I think the expression you were searching for….
Smashed , ground, grind who gives a fuck I’m excited with the thought of a painful Sunday for these Hoon’s.
Roll on 3.6.10 or sooner.
Help Guido. Start your own blog. They can’t silence us all
I don’t have the talent for it, but have obliged. ;) Good idea.
http://faustiesblog.blogspot.com/
Tips appreciated.
“To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.” John Milius, after Genghis Khan
LMAO
Guiagra! Keep it up please Guido. Our unborn are depending on you and your proper journalistic flair and nose for liberty. Thank you.
Help him. Start a blog
Old,
Do you have you any idea how hard it is to start a blog and actually put useful content into it? Far too much trouble…
Brilliant Guido, can’t wait! But I hope you have an ally that knows the same story and can post to this website! What would happen if New Labour assassinated you before tomorrow?
You are McBride.
They will probably whack a Brazilian electrician by mistake. Another post mortem for Mr Patel…
What would happen if New Labour assassinated you before tomorrow?
That presumes some sort of competence and efficiency form these bozos.
I think Guido will be supping his breakfast Guinness as per usual.
Yeah, just watch out for accidental encounters with the TSG, the Met police, the police..
Fuck it, at just stay home.
I kept saying Guido has some more in store. Please tell me the BBC are in the crap!!!!
who could it be,who could it be,so many bastards to choose from.
I will skip the freeview porn tonight and be up extra early in the morning.
Whoever the mole is that sent you those emails guido
cheers and thanks very much we all appreciate what you have done.
Seconded, we all have Guido to thank but we shouldn’t forget the brave person who has put their career on the line for this.
Whoever got you the information on those emails has all our thanks except for posters who’s names rhyme with McBride.
Concurred. **Doffs cap in appreciation**
I won’t !
I hope my wife has to work late again.
Oh the shame, ‘Bang Babes’ won out and ‘Bang’ went my early start.
Phew, I bet long on babes and come out on top as the post is not yet here.
come on: be precise – more revelations about the story in the News of the World, or entirely new revelations?
I need to decide whether to take the day off work … …
Well done Mr Fawkes. Oh happy days.
Oh, Guido, you little tease…
This is, quite simply, brilliant.
Guido, you are the best!!!!
Get them all. Destroy them one by one. Halt their sleazy ways. They can’t hide, they can’t run; you’re on to them.
You will find them and finish them!
I salute you, sir!
Super work, Detective Guido (and any co-conspirators).
I’m a supporter of Labour – but not of deceit and duplicity.
This will inescapably (and rightly) burn out the infection of people who thought they could bully, cheat and remain untouched. And those who have supped at these tables.
Why can’t people find new and exciting ways of presenting the truth (or a convincing case for) rather than cold-bloodedly constructing lies? The former – I guess – is rather more difficult than the latter.
The whole edifice of ZaNuLieBor has been built on lies. From the promise of whiter than white through ‘improved educational standards’, lower crime, WMD, ‘we have repaid debt’, ‘best placed to withstand the recession’, ‘it started in America’, ‘I knew nothing about it’ and oh so many more.
I hope that you are not really a doctor, because if you still support New Labour after all of their deliberate lies, you are quite congenitally stupid and probably unfit to practice.
Not forgetting the Fabian ‘Third Way’.
Tee Hee Snigger
But remember what goes round comes around, Watch yer Back.
Mind you if there anything like the halfwits you exposed no worries.
Please take care Guido and watch your back, we need you more than ever.
Start your own blogs. Guido needs helpers
Your’ve said this a few times and I understand and can find out how, but I would be concerned that commentary without true insight and knowledge is just speculation.
Blogspawn
Blogspot. Dead easy and quick. (I’ve no talent for it but have just started one).
(348) Me too, very therapeutic even if nobody reads it. Makes more sense than destroying the odd dinner service when pissed off too.
Silent majority:
You don’t have to have ‘true insight’ and ‘knowledge’. You are a citizen (I presume) and a voter. You have an opinion to which you are entitled, as you are entitled to voice it. If you’re angry enough to come here and think about what is said and cheer Guido on, you’re fully equipped to fight this ‘government’ alongside him. Go to it.
Look – the bastards are so worried that they are counting the blogs against them. Add 1 to their total. Consider the impact of reading a Spad’s report saying something like ’1,000 new anti-government blogs in a week.’
Don’t you fancy making that happen?
Not only start your own blog, but start Following other similar blogs. I expect the government counts the number and growth of followers as well as the number of blogs in assessing their influence.
Good points, 414, 441, 368.
Thank you.
Prisoner: I’m not a number (LOL!)
So which GramscoFabiaNazi skull can we look forward to then….to put up with your others!
Attaboy. You are truly a great man. Hope it’s a heavy one, not some minging meh Blairbabe, waste of your time and ours.
Ooh, I don’t know…
Cut off the head of the snake.
There will be a set of minutes which will be extended from the mails sent back and forth as these guys cannot keep their fingers off the keys, texts, and firing jubilant messages to each other. Remember last year they thought they were on the top of the midden crowing…when up to your neck in poop and someone throws a brick at your head, what do you do?
A fish rots from the head down…
that’s Blair then (and his gobby overgobbed wife) he started this.
POW headshoot! Guido will be glad to donate to a private protection fund in anticipation of Brown settings loose his assassins (police) on you
Start your own blog. It hurts them more
Enough already. We dont all have access to quality information so why just regurgitate what someone else has already written? How is that going to hurt them?
blogspawn – google it
“blogspawn”:
Can’t you just tell us what you mean by it? Save time, like?
Jesus, you’re lining them up…
The media already having bitten the hook and given weight to these email based stories they are practically obliged to publicize any weightier info that you now bring to light…
….so for those counting in this episode alone you’ve already scalped: one political advisor, Labour’s web-hub, Dolly, Labour’s credibility, -5 polling points, a former Labour MP’s resignation from her party (and countless members no doubt)….
…furthermore, revealing Labour as the nasty party gives Cameron’s successful efforts to rebrand the Tories a unforeseen turbo boost (alongside legitimate human concern for him personally given his recent tragic loss). I can Osborne is attempting to use the capital to change the terms of debate with the budget approaching. I don’t vote Tory (Lib Dem), but wow…
Smeargate 2, I’m all ears…
This is another hidden scandal – they have nowhere near as many memebers as they pretend., most Labourites I know have torn up their cards already. But it should be even fewer after this week! They will have trouble getting the troops out come the General Erection, woop woop!
We already suspect that many of their supporters are ‘ghosts’. The electoral authorities should be pressed to investigate the integrity of the electoral rolls and registers, and the validity of postal votes. The other parties should be more alert and suspicious of Labour fraud, and possible connivance with corrupt officials.
Keep up the good work Guido, but watch your back, they are not going to like this at all. Hopefully this may bat this bunch of morons into oblivion
It has to be the Watson connection…
He is perhaps the smartest – he seems to have said nothing at all thus far, so denials can’t be held against him – yet!
I wonder if he really is too smart to use e-mail? From his mates’ actions, I doubt it!
he’s staying quiet because it’s kinda hard to speak with your foot in your mouth
GO GUIDO
Nuke the fuckers
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece
Ed Balls in charge of smear tests at red rag … well sort of
Maybe someone’s trying to throw Balls to the lions to divert attention…
No, it’s Balls briefing against himself by mistake.
I wonder if Guido will get the creep Peston? Toenails may be an asshole, but Peston’s ‘scoops’ really fucked the banks and softened them up for nationalisation.
I agree, it’s nothing more than a diversion.
Thsi is a pretty explosive piece. If there is any truth in it – and the lawyers will have made sure there is – then the Byzantine power struggles inside No 10 can have left no time for much else… No wonder the country is fucked
Even more explosive still is the fact that he is married to Yevette Cooper MP at Treasury.
Any questions must also ask what did she knows and when did she know it. If she says she didn’t know then that will be almost impossible to believe.
More answers required from this family and quickly
My money is on Balls taking the heat on purpose. As I say in 216 below its a Granita moment. He’s decided Brown is gone, but wants an “orderly” takeover rather than outright contest with Brown. He is drawing a long bow thinking 5 years on.
Well if Mcbride had still been there it would have been Alice Mahon is a lesbian sex granny.
But he isn’t – so they have to tear themselves to pieces instead.
The Spectator adds to the onslaught.
About 1 hour ago
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/3548481/smeargate-ii-the-dots-get-joined.thtml
SO WHAT!
Guido, well done. I am honoured to have met you at a Party Conference a couple of years ago. Iain Dale introduced you.
Keep your powder dry Guido, – though should be a nice dry night I believe.
Am looking forward to another lovely KEERRR-BOOOOM-BROOOONN!!!!
OK for matches / flint / other requisites?
Or will it be the tar soaked rag?
Engineered McBride’s move from civil servant to special adviser
— Repeatedly protected McBride when colleagues called for him to be sacked
— Was in constant contact with McBride, sending him up to 20 e-mails a day
— Instructed McBride to brief against cabinet rivals
— Exploits a weekly “strategy” meeting, which he chairs at Downing Street, to shore up his power base.
If you can rid us of BROWN, the nation will owe you a debt they could NEVER repay!!
Don’t say that,the nation already owes a debt we can never repay,just tell Guido you will buy him a pint of something next time you see him.
OK then!
LOL!!!!!
I would be amazed if the Minister for Digital Engagement had kept his finger out of this pie…. he seemed ever so keen on their other wheezes…
That’s his job — digital engagement = finger in the pie.
I too think it might well be Bunter-Watson for the chop. “Yaroo, leggo Guido you beast!” Yup, the Fat Owl could well be removed ere long.
“Minister for Digital Engagement” therefore must use email, ergo fingered, fucked and goodbye.
Excellent
BBC just picked it up: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8006542.stm
Guido Rawkes
Labour Gen Secretary is going down! This has to be it for Labour/Brown, can’t carry on for a year like this
Balls’ spokeball:
“Ed has spent all his time trying to do his best for children and young people.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
Whose?
not fucking mine thats for sure
ICM Poll for Sunday Telegraph puts Cons 43 Labour 26 LibDems 21
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/5179342/Damian-McBride-email-smears-Gordon-Brown-pays-the-price.html
It’s just a blip. Opinion polls can’t count postal votes, and they’re the votes that really matter.
Yeah, no wonder they want to privatise the Royal Mail…. next step, privatise the postal votes…
Sorry I’ve not replied earlier. Busy tearing up all those postal votes that chose the wrong candidate.
Be afraid, very afraid of the postal votes.
That’s a planned scam waiting to happen. Student marxists don’t do democracy.
They’re the ones that end up in broken open ballot boxes yeah?
I’m living in hope to see this Labour Scum relegated to the bottom of the heap down in 3rd and in the gutters where they belong.
26% still labour! About the same number as those who work for the state sector
26% still labour! About the same number as those who work for the state sector..
Err no – us in the State Sector are not voting Labour…!
26% will be those on benefits – or Labour MP employees,.
Scare quotes around work please.
There’s precious few “public servants” that do what those of use who are free market funded would call work.
My wife and I both work in the state sector and we certainly won’t be voting for Brown or any of his Stasi ministers.
That many SpAds working for Brown-Balls?
No wonder we keep getting a Brown-Ball Screwing!!
this tells us that there is 26% of the country that are fuckin nutters
@AC1. “There’s precious few “public servants” that do what those of use who are free market funded would call work.”
What complete drivel.
Junior hospital doctor v estate agent? Fireman v mobile phone salesman? Squaddie in Helmand v merchant banker?
Grow up.
Very nice tactics.
Set off a small bomb, wait for debris to clear and officals to come close with their ‘nothing to see here’ lines.
Then set off the second bomb.
You namesake would be proud.
Typical IRA tactic. Guido, what a bastard!
Us Irish are cunning and brutal.
I seem to recall Guy Fawkes modus operandi was one big bang, but both seem equally valid under the circumstances.
He said there was “nothing unusual” in the level of e-mail correspondence that took place between Balls and McBride, given Balls’s job.
Ray Collins?
Wasn’t he the bloke in charge of the Erith ballot papers, too?
If he gets double time for working on Sundays he’ll clean up tomorrow.
Soon there will be no-one left………..hopefully. I remember thinking back to 87 and being glad that Labour had been voted in. Sadly, like Alice Mahon, I have been left shocked at the desperate methods they would go to to hang on to power. Time for a total clear-out.
the rot started in ’97
All Blair’s fault get him to.
No to Blair’s EU Presidency bid!!!
http://antarena.blogspot.com/2009/04/say-no-to-tony-blair-as-eu-president_07.html
Nokia’s share price will go into orbit next week!
If it is about Teddy Tickle Iain Dale has it (& the Sunday Times).
Down with all of these Labour pieces of shit
Anybody else finding the deification of the blog owner by all these newbies a little weird?
I said it last week and it bares repeating.
Fawkes, see what happens when you work weekends? If you had not been working a three day week for the last five years we might have seen the back of Labour by now.
Sorry to be pedantic but, its “bears”
Sorry to be pedantic but it should be “it’s” (it is).
Don’t worry anon it’s one of the New Zealander people who pretends he’s from the north,oops he is actually,look BB it took us ages to get Guido working a 5day week so be nice to him you know how easily he gets upset. :-)
Sorry to be pedantic, but it’s “it’s”
Just heard (from a pretty good source…..I promise!) they’ve got Guido saved in ‘Favourites’ down at Buck House. Apparently HM is loving it and keeps coming back for updates………..you’ve got the whole nation aroused?? with your teases for tomorrow. And feeling a lot more positive! Thanks Guido.
Good Evening your Magesty, you played a blinder with Michel Obama
We are very amused
Evening Your Majesty,
If this crappy government are still clinging to office by this time next week could you please call in your General’s for a quiet word.
Thank you in anticipation.
The Queen was stabbed by Brown/McBride a few weeks ago after she had the cheek to meet with the Governor of the Bank of England – presumably to find out what the hell was happening with the economy. Her punishment was the story about changes to the rules of accession. A story which appeared completely out of the blue bearing in mind the Chancellor of the World was on his pre G20 rainbow tour at the time (toenails’ description of him, not mine).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/
Your Majesty,
Could you please keep your diary (and a parking spot) free for a few days.
You may well have a short notice request for a brief meeting with a one-eyed Scots idiot who will probably call and make a short drive to your semi.
Your Nation woould be so grateful if you could arrange to meet this twat as soon as he calls.
Oh Good!
Your Majesty, apart from calling the Army back and calling a General Election to get rid of the rabble that detest you and all of us, could you also lock Eric Pickles up in Tower, or simply chain him up in the west wing of one of your big houses. Thanks.
Oh- and if the NaziLabour machine try to smear you or the firm, I will move quickly to do my bit and take out two Labour councillors I know.
Our country only needs one queen. please despatch Mandelson asap
Bill, I’d prefer they started their own blogs and shouted as loud as the could. They can’t ignore all of us (although most people quite rightly ignore yours)
OH,
Slag.
Bitch!
Guido claims to be a Paddy. His relaxed working hours are the clerical equivalent of leaning on a shovel, but in this case he is watching the ZaNuLieBor hoons digging a hole in a Sisyphean pile of pure shit!
‘Fucking delicious’ said Mark Oaten!
You called me again Peter?
BTW OH, there are enough window-lickers on here without you encouraging the half-wits to start their own blogs.
Most are on Diazepam anyway…
Fucking delicious!
Mark Oaten asks if this diazepam is some sort of laxative.
F**kin del….- oo er on second thoughts!
PLEASE HELP!! CYCLE-THERAPIST STILL URGENTLY LOOKING FOR WORK
Available now. Currently caught up in scandal and has Celeb wife to maintain. CAN DO DOGS, CHILDREN, FAMILIES. Also CORPORATE ‘WELLNESS’ PROGRAMS and most other NooLieBore bullshit. Also need transport to take stock of remaindered books to dump. HAS EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE OF WORKING WITH CYCLE-PATHS.
Apply Dog House, 10 Droning Street.
NEW SERVICE LAUNCHED
Can’t sleep?
Worried by what might be revealed tomorrow?
Haven’t been doing your job?
Fiddled your expenses?
Hopeless dead-tree-press-hack?
Incompetent member of gummunt or gummunt apparatchik?
Why not contact us at Guido’s list? We have people who will listen to your story and then instantly provide advice and guidance.
My cv is submitted as follows:-
Name: G. McMental
Age: 58
Qualifications: Son of the Manse
Experience: Lying, cheating, smearing, cowardice, treason
Hobbies: Nose picking, nail chewing, gurning
You forgot : pissing myself.
Looks like Ed Balls is the man…
I want a General Election!!!! NOW!
Please let it be something directly implicating Brown.
No, no, not yet, let the bastard sweat a bit longer.
The victims listed by the Times:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122363.ece
SCUM!!
How this “nation” has fallen!
Having read that Times piece, I think this instances what Common Purpose calls “leading beyond authority”.
“Leading Beyond Authority. People who lead beyond their authority can produce change beyond their direct circle of control.”
Sounds absolutely potty to me – everywhere I have worked, “leading beyond authority” is called “doing any job but your own”, officiousness, excessive interfering, misappropriation, usurpation, or acting ultra vires (which acts would be void). Common Purpose calls it leadership. Common Purpose is a canker.
It’s terminal…
Common purpose?
Terminal 5?
Ed Balls in the frame but what did Yevette know???
What they dont talk to one another I think not
What they dont talk to one another I think not
Sentence (using the term loosely) of the week.
We have no records of any of the following Gents attending any meetings anywhere in the vicinity of:
—Victoria Street
—No 10 Downing Street
—- Erith and Thamesmead
Gents — Charlie Whelan +++ Tom Watson +++ Damian McBride +++ Ed Balls
This has been a Red Rag Production
Glenrothes?
I love you, in a mate sort of way – Keep up the great work Guido will bring the Govt. down.
So do your bit. Start a blog
this one is good enough
Guido, take the greatest of care. There are dark forces at work.
In a previous time I listened to briefings about people like you. I thought the establishment were always right at any cost.
We need you more than ever, make sure your back is covered.
Yes, Guido, I hope that you have gone abroad for a few days. Some Brownite cretin might do some “leading beyond authority” about your person.
Guido doesn’t need to worry – he’s in the pocket of the secret state anyway. This the cheapest assassination the spooks have ever arranged.
Ray Collins absolutely denying it on Sky News right now 2200
Admits he attended meeting but says he knew nothing about smears
BOLLOX
However Mandleson on say report says we have to move on as they have dealt with it and the media might want to talk about this but the government has to move on
Cnut!
Either Mandy has lost his touch, or, he’s intentioally fowling up, or he’s “Deep Bum”.
Sky backing the government saying this is not as bad as it seems and they dont expect this to blow open again
Sky and NOTW are owned both owned by Murdoch, as are the Times and Sun – if each outlet takes a different position, Murdoch has his cake and eats it, regardless of final outcome.
Whether Collins really knew anything about the smears won’t matter – he was at the meeting that set in train smeargate. In war there are always casualties and at minimum he’ll end up as collateral damage.
I believe him when he says he was simply visiting to hand over a teddy bear for one of his bum-chum’s kid.
Its better he denies it first – then the truth is published.
Makes it sweeter outing another of them and showing they have no honour.
Drip..Drip..
Please let it be Gordo!
No he’s screwed anyway it’s Mandleson you want don’t ever forget that
Mandleson is the one to get.
My patient isn’t feeling very well – he’s taken a turn for the worst. It could be terminal.
Condition satisfactory?
Nothing trivial I hope!
Arrest Stainsey!! Smear him!!
Smash him!!
No-one must know the meetings concerning Red Rag were held at the offices of Unite, call Ian Blair and Bob Quick to get him under arrest immediately!!
Send the Met’s Territorial Support Group, with an anti terror unit as back up.
Round up those heroes who blew away a de Menezes and advise them Stainsey is a potential bomber!
I want him silenced forthwith!!
Just back from me Hols….had a lovely time. Had a quick look at all the blogs and nothing much seems to have happened whilst I’ve been away. Better get onto No10 and see what line that nice Mr Brown wants me to take over the Budget.
Thanks Nick, if you think they’re ok – they must be. I’ll vote labour then, coz me dad did innit.
Hi Nick how was the toenail extension?
Reminds me of the time Richard Nixon had an arsehole transplant and the arsehole rejected him.
On a point of order, the redrag website was registered in November. So, meeting in December can only be about populating it, right?
yes
You win a crackerjack pencil
Guido, you beautiful SOB!
Guido Fawkes, Guido Fawkes, bags another hoon,
Gudo Fawkes Guido Fawkes brings down Gordo Broon
Scourge of the scum,
Your time has come
Oh Guido Fawkes Guido Fawkes
Gudo Fawkes.
Tune Robin Hood Theme.
We Know.
You have the backing of every right minded honest person in this country Guido. This govt is a fucking disgrace and we need you to keep going and bring the bastards down.
sky are down playing this – they said “there is no smoking gun” and that downing st will think “it could have been worse”
Thats what they said last week. The telegraph was full of nothing to worry about last week obviously sky is the chosen place man this week.
Ed Balls? I may have met him once…I can’t remember.
Were there two of them?
I can’t fucking wait. I’m like a kid on Christmas Eve waiting to open his presents in the morning.
Happy, happy days!
“I cannot understand why something I did entirely off my own bat – while a terrible mistake – has been partly blamed on other people.”
A quote atttribued to McBride in tomorrow’s appalling Telegraph.
PULL THE OTHER ONE!
This is cover – my money’s on McBride spilling his guts
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece?Submitted=true
I agree – Balls is letting himself take the heat away
his loyalty knows no bounds
134: its another Granita moment. Balls running cover for Brown on a promise.
Soryy 134=164
guess you went to the same school as Gordon.
Just read the Kitty Donaldson piece so Balls was abused by this site he says.
Don’t know if it did or didn’t.
He says McBride was setting up the counter point site to this one. So it was perfectly acceptable to write untruths about the opposition but not be written about (allegedly).
Does anyone else sort of smell double standards here.
I can believe that an arsehole like Balls would try to get revenge for the justified scorn and knocking he get’s here.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece Balls it is then?
Oh my god, its like Murder on the Orient Express, they all did it!
Bastard – you’ve just spoiled the ending
Don’t worry about it Gordon – you don’t survive beyond page 26….
…….of the prologue
‘Brown cuts off Balls’
Liam Byrne Tom Watson, where are they in all this?
Where’s Liam Byrne and Tom Watson when you need them?
Bottler Brown loses Balls
Balls dropped
Hurrah! Another Sunday of pure schadenfreude!
I say, take off, nuke the fuckers from orbit – it’s the only way to be sure.
Go on Guido, kill ‘em, thunk ‘em with a lump hammer, skin ‘em, dice ‘em, feed them to pigs, shoot the pigs, burn the pigs, bury the ashes and salt the earth. Eviscerate these motherfuckers. I want blood, I want a slithering pool of internal organs to slurp down Whitehall, I want them dead, I want their dogs dead, I want their dog’s puppies threaded on skewers and fired off Beachy Head. Total war, total annihilation.. unleash hell.
Don’t pull any punches – tell us what you really feel.
Quite.
FrankFisher…mincing words as usual.
Actually, Frank, I’ll be quite happy with a ministerial resignation and a grovelling apology.
A little bit of evisceration wouldn’t go amiss, though.
Frank, get of the fence there why don’t you?
We don’t want them dead, just out of office and where appropriate after due process, in jail.
I would sterilize them and their offspring though, to ensure we remove this cancer from the national gene pool. The prospect of a Blair junior popping up in a few years time, Kennedy-like is a horrible thought.
Blood Liberals – can’t stand them.
Balls is Browns brain – they are joined at the hip.
Balls runs Brown!
Or perhaps, Balls has a Brown brain.
or, Brown runs Ball’s brains
or, Brown has brown Balls
or, Balls has Brown’s balls
Brown leaves Balls smeared!
Now I am confused.
Closer closer to Gordon Brown. Hope you get him soon Guido. This is the worst Goverment ever but why why can the Conservatives seem the be able to fire the ammunition being fed to them? They should be tearing Labour apart now.
Why??
Let Liebore tear themselves apart….it’s more FUN!!
They’re all on holiday and watching Labour burn. Next week will be back to normal, PMQ’s should be good
You need to enjoy the tragedy in this – labour consumed by the fires it lit itself
Not necessary when the government are doing it all on their own
Remember ‘when its not broke don’t fix it’… (or in NuLAbours case when its broke don’t fix it~)
I think you want the Napoleon quote about not interrupting when your enemy is making a mistake…
No mention about Collins on Jebeeba, but what did we expect?
I’ve always wanted to type this…. fuckin’ Hoons! yeh.
Fuck, 8 seconds about Collins!
As I commented on the last article, thank you Guido for the prefect end to a great day!
Just off to check the ‘merchandise’ now… I assume sales of this help you and the site?
Come in number 10 your time is up.
:D
Simply delightful, darling. Well done Guido! Can’t wait to see the next episode of Drowning Street with a cast of,…. well, several.
Just to add fuel to the fire, suggestion is Dr Reid’s outfit, G4S, contracted to work for the Home Office, might have been removing foreign peeps unlawfully! More to follow . . . . .
Way to go Guido. Make ‘em sweat.
From the Sunday Times article..
“According to the whistleblower – whose account was confirmed by a minister who described Balls’s activities as “unforgiveable” – Mandelson is particularly frustrated by the “shadow operation” and is desperate for “someone to bring order” to the mess inside No 10. His preferred candidate is Alastair Campbell, Blair’s former spin doctor.
It is understood that Brown has made it clear to Campbell that he can have “whatever he wants” in exchange for returning to a full-time role at No 10, including a peerage. Campbell is said to have “flatly refused” as long as Balls has such a strong power base, fearing he will be undermined by briefings against him. ”
THIS HAS MANDY’S FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER IT.
He has hired the ‘whistleblower’ – this to wipe out Ed Balls, slip Gordon’s wings and bring back the Blairites, with Alistair Campbell as head honcho.
Then it won’t matter who is actually Prime Minister as the ‘Dark Lord’ Campbell and the ‘Prince of Darkness’ will be running the whole shebang..
Absolutely first-class piece of analysis. They really are scum, and they’re fighting like rabid rats in a sack.
That sounds a very plausible scenario.
Yes, this the ring of truth about it. Plausible, but not without its own dangers.
McCavity has been missing all week
apart from the carefully worded cover all apology which can be explained/excused no matter which way this blows or whatever comes out next
Next election don’t bother voting for a party, they are full of self-serving scum.
Vote for independents who can follow their own conscience. I hope Guido will be one of them!
*APPLAUSE*
I’m thinking of standing myself.
I think they are getting it OH
Good on you OH…..thanks to this blog which I have been following for about 4 years now, I have been considering actually joining a political party. It certainly won’t be NuNaziLiebore.
You anf Guido will have to lay off the booze if you want to stand, OH!
here here!!!!
Absolutely.
That would be very dangerous and split the vote. Priority 1 is to vote for whoever will defeat the Labour candidate (holding nose as necessary). Then when sanity returns so can common sense.
Well no, you just get the same crap for another 5 years, and another 5 years and another 5 years from different sets of slimes, Dipstick. No party government can function properly without an overall majority, so vote for Independents, not slimes who suck up to their boss and whips.
Anonymous 172
and you let labour in through the back door. Too dangerous so don’t let Labour scum in through the back door.
Crap!
Vote Tory and get the Brownite bastards out.
Vote Cameron or risk getting another five years of Brown.
Join alternate parties such as Jury team or Libertarian and vote Tory to get rid of NaziLabour filth, but send clear message to DC that those votes are ‘on loan’
Depends where you are. Here in the South West, no-one bar folk in Bristol votes Labour. As you all well know, Labour hate country folk, if only for the fact that country folk know they are a load of horrible Hoons who die if exposed to fresh air. Also, we have shotguns down here…
Shotguns? You may need to trade up to AKs if this rabble choose to hang on much longer.
The truth is out there no more. It is well and truly exposed.
The bastards are toast.
I absolutely love it. Love it. Love it!
Sweet dreams
… and so in my summing-up I can only conclude that they don’t like it up ‘em.
This blog is a breath of fresh air. I feel like a horse that had been indifferently ridden and mistreated by our MSM, suddenly in the hands of Guido, the expert horseman.
Hope that isn’t too bum-crawly-lick.
You are Stephen Fry and I claim my £5….
It is kicking off everywhere. Brilliantly done.
Where will this end?
Fish in a barrel.
Rabbits in headlamps.
Lemmings over cliff
Lambs to the slaughter.
Cows on a bridge!
Edit: Not sure I get this game……
Pigs in a poke.
A murder of crows…is that right?
Frogs in a blender
Turds in a pan.
Cato – thought it was a parliament of crows, or in this case a Parliament of Hoons.
That’s what I remember from reading Fowler in my youth, anyway…
Foreskins caught in zips
Hedgehogs in a lay-by.
Fingers in the till.
bathplugs in a hole
Fingers in the blender
Pigs in Shit.
Turds in a pan.
Monkeys on a ferris wheel.
heads in the oven
Jokers to the left
Hoons in a Hoonery
Clowns to the right.
Is it true that both McBride and Whelan are lovers of “outdoor pursuits” in the company of other gentlemen?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whelan goes fishing of a weekend and he don’t eat the sarnies his missus packs for him. Say n’more!
Whelan hasn’t got a ‘missus’. He’s a gay bachelor.
Woof, woof!
Mr Mountain
Im not sure who packs his sarnies but Im pretty sure who packs his fudge
Another back-door politician, eh ?
Isn’t Mr Jacqui Smith rather partial to a lamb shank in the bushes with a Mr A.N. Other?
Is that a euphemism for homosexualism?
No, his wife – gauleiter in the Naztyparty – wears jackboots
i love the smell of napalm in the morning it smells like victory
I am so angry with this fucking Labour lot I can hardly breathe. Especially that gigantic great fuckwit Prescott and his stupid online shit. May they rot in hell.
You can breathe – but they’ll tax it. CO2. Bottler Brown is saving the planet.
The Mirror is still puffing up old Snotty http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/04/18/brown-uk-must-be-in-digital-race-115875-21286669/
I wouldn’t touch one of Brown’s digits without wearing a protective suit. After all, we’ve got a pretty good idea where Brown’s digits have been.
I always wash my hands after digiting Lord Fondleboyz
Whatever you do, don’t touch Brown’s digits. You know where they’ve been.
Who is next to have the crosshair aimed at him, please tell.
What till I get my hands on that little balls.
I will screw him to the kitchen sink and stick that plug right in his big hole.
This must be the most relieved MP in Parliament at the moment
Nah, that is Mark Oaten!
They look as though they would be.
Kate and Draper. had been due to appear on the forthcoming series of All Star Mr & Mrs.
Sadly have pulled out too many secrets probably !!!
She maybe on preg leave but Kates career is utterly fucked now as well. How can she ever sit n the GMTV sofa and interview any politician and be considerd impartial?
DeWRECK won’t be getting his leg over for a very long time.
You just get more and more brilliant at this stuff, Guido. Please God let it rid us of the plague: Mandleson, the architect, and Brown, Balls, Cooper, Blears, Blunkett,
Harman, Vaz – the whole damn lot. White posts and rope await.
Haha. This is hilarious. If you search “Ed Balls” in Google News you get this brilliant quote from a BBC News article on Smeargate – “There’s no place in politics for that kind of stuff”
Come on Guido what about Watson
If that vicious lardarse was an inch taller he’d be round
Would love to be a fly on the wall to hear what crash gordon has to say about this
It would be even better to hear what Crash has to say about Guido
You can bet your life on that. GF – I hope you & the missus have got protection, and dont go sending those kids off to playschool. The scum will be totally irrational now.
Can’t read a word of what’s said on this blog….font’s not big enough.
The Tories should call for a Vote of No Confidence — how can the country have confidence that this Government could change a bath plug nevermind present a budget when you have the Cabinet involved in briefing against each other to this extent. and then there is all the deceit, deception and downright lying to consider.
order! order!
I’ve no confidence in the bloody Tories either. They’re a bunch of wet, lilly livered tossers who couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag.
Fuck the lot of them. Get rid of them all. Take over Parliament.
The Tories are gutless pussies, the people should call for a Vote of No Confidence.
Just seven weeks to go till the next elections. Tick tock, tick tock …
ZunuLieBore MPs would never vote for Christmas, they have a large enough majority to win.
Either way, we are stuck with this shower of C**s until 3/6/10.
Yes, but Dave could run through a list of Lab MP’s & ex-Ministers who have had their careers cut short by Brown/McBride/Balls/Watson smears. They may still vote with the government, but their credibility would be shot.
Slight problem – Calling a “Vote of No Confidence” Motion would be nothing more than a gesture as the in built Labour Majority in the Commons would ensure the government won it as most Labour back-benchers would not bring down a Labour government and then face the recriminations etc back in their constituencies for going through the opposition lobby on such a motion. So however much everyone on this blog calls for it – get real – it isn’t going to happen.Period ! This government will probably totter on until 3 June 2010 with Brown at the helm.He’ll have to prised out of the leadership and Downing Street because he won’t go of his own volition. Despite the call to “clean up politics” after”Smeargate” the General Election camapaign will be extremely nasty.
Bathplugs? They’ve got no prblem with bathplugs..just call out the Home & Gardens Secretary Jacquie…….call out charge not included
Who knew slagging off this fuckin useless govt could be so theraputic
You’ll find my next book is on this subject.
Thanks Derek!
207 – you mean like having a w@@k? The jobs not done till the fat laddie sings.
I do and she’s not come back yet. I think she must be in her main home.
Is she watching the pornos again? You shouldn’t have taken the blame for her.
she could do with a good seeing to – it would get that sour look off of her face that she has been going around with for the past few weeks.
I can’t face it, mate. Much rather a quick J Arthur.
Another blinder. Don’t rest until you’ve Fawked the whole lot of slimey, dishonest Hoonsters.
Labour are now in a public internal civil war that will consume the party with Blairites openly attacking Brown’s closest allies and the links to Brown’s ‘smear’ team being openly questioned by Labour Party members.
oohh i tremble at the knees at the thought of browns and blairites bitch slaping each other,tumbling out of number 10 in the glare of the media.
I am not easily impressed.
By George, this is frigging IMPRESSIVE!
Now you are ‘Penetrating the Depths’: Musashi.
destroying the enemies spirit in its depths.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……….dip dip dog shit………….
Keep at it, Guido, getting on with the job for hardworking families. It’s all within the rules.
Add Joey Jones of Sky News to hoon list… complete wanker.
99% of BBC and Sky jounos are in hock with the filthy disgusting fuckers in No.10 They’ve had it too easy for too long – it’s payback time.
BBC 24 – Ray Collins name not even mentioned. Could they be any more obvious.
Labour need to be dealt with Taliban style.
Colombian necktie party would be better.
This is going to make a cracking film script when the dust settles – “The Guid, The Bad & The Hoonly”
For a fisting full of collars ?
Beeb now openly fingering Collins
Just hope Guido has the bullying toerag Watson pencilled in the Game Book
Amazing what hidden reserves of courage the MSM are now developing-pity it’s taken twelve years
Remember, remember the 19th April
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guido Fawkes, Guido Fawkes, t’was his intent
To blow up the Spin King and No.10
Three-score barrels of powder below
To prove old Broon’s overthrow;
By God’s providence he was never catch’d
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, let the bells ring.
Holloa boys, holloa boys, bring down the Spin King!
purloined!
23.08. BBC News 24 has not said a word about any of this.
Laura Kuhnsberg has just had a long report in which she nailed Labour boss Ray Collins as the head of an “obscene” smear campaign.
This is too big for the BBC to ignore now.
It’s Kuenssberg not Kuhnsberg and Madam to you. She’s outflanking Robinson, bless her.
This omission just on its own should clearly demonstrate they are not impartial and now complete rebranding after the elctions is now required.
Tomorrow’s Sunday Times nails Ed Balls using McBride to spread lies and smears against his ministerial rivals:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece
A simple cross reference of who has never been smeared by known smearer would tell many a tale…
The Regime is falling apart!
We shall be free!!!
General election to be called on 4 June 2009. Harriet Harperson to stand in as interim leader for Lay-bore.
Jacqui Smith to lose in Redditch, sell family home (paid for by Mr & Mrs Taxpayer) and move family into sister’s home.
Tony Blair to be granted life peerage by Brown. Blair joins Lib Dems.
You heard it hear first.
I don’t fancy Harridan’s chances once the story resurfaces of how hubby – Labour Party ‘Treasurer’ Jack Dromey – once travelled to faraway lands to act as happy UK guest tricoteuse at the show trial and messy execution of British citizens by Marxist firing squads.
Kind of puts a crimp into the much bleated story of how the Dear Couple met on the Grunwick picket line.
Was that in Angola per chance?
“Jacqui Smith to lose in Redditch, sell family home (paid for by Mr & Mrs Taxpayer) and move family into sister’s home.”
Also paid for by the erm, taxpayer. Smiffs sister is a Beebiod and also sucks at the taxpayers tit.
Outstanding.
Laura Kuennsberg on BBC News just nailed Ray Collins, Labour General Secretary, as being part of the cabal involved in “obscene smears” against political opponents.
Damien McBride, Charlie Whelan, Derek Draper, and Kevin Maguire have also been named by tomorrow’s News of the World.
These are all part of Brown’s inner circle and anyone who still believes Brown did not authorise and encourage the smear operation is an idiot.
http://blogs.notw.co.uk/politics/2009/04/emails-nail-labours-lies.html
Toilets Maguire exposed as a smearer and a liar. Well, well, there’s a surprise!
I wondered how he could afford that million pound plus luxury riverside pad in Richmond-on Thames.
I suppose its wishful thinking that he have a huge mortgage and negative equity when he joins the dole queue?
they are all in it up too the 3rd double chin, chairman clown has well
Kevin Maguire is a respectable, objectively-minded journalist, was not involved in any so-called smear operation and hardly knows any of those people said to be involved. I’m sure he will be talking to his lawyers about these outrageous smears being made against him.
Time to open some Doors:
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes…again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need…of some…strangers hand
In a…desperate land
Lost in a roman…wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
Theres danger on the edge of town
Ride the kings highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake…hes old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and well do the rest
The blue bus is callin us
The blue bus is callin us
Driver, where you taken us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and…then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door…and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother…i want to…fuck you
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin a blue rock
Cmon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you’ll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
Two polls out tonight. Both show Labour down to 26%. Tory lead on one poll is 17%, and 19% lead on the other. That is landslide territory.
Brown will be dumped by Labour after the June local and Euro elections.
http://politicalbetting.com/
they were from not totally releable pollsters but good all the same. The important one is the next poll which will come after this sundays revelations and the budget.
Meltdown I suspect
Guido – for the love of Zeus, you are a little tease – this website is effin’ brilliant!!! Please nail the bastards finally!!!
“I’m lovin’ it…”
Hairman says, in Teletubbygraph, that they will not’ fight in the gutter’
How can they, they are down the drain now!
The fucking gutter is too good for that lot of scum
They’ve gone out of the gutter and into the sewer.
They have sunk down the drain to the cesspit long ago.
I’d have more respect for a big steaming pile of dog shit in the street.
Not heard much about the party going bankrupt lately – can’t see many of their backers hanging around after this lot.
Labour don’t get Oliver Cromwell, do they? The man was truly evil – comparable with any 20th century dictator. Makes the name of the “owner” of RedRag.co.uk all the more appropriate and deliciously ironic.
284 – do your homework. Cromwell was saving the people from a corrupt Crown.
Yes. Saving the people by executing as many Irsh civilians as he could get his hands on. Cromwell was a Hoon. He was a Hoon from the outset, and remained a Hoon till he died. That Hoon put the ‘G’ in genocide, and anybody that defends him is an even bigger Hoon.
You fucking Hoon. Put the kettle on. Then you can do your homework.
Whereas now 4o4 Trevor Roper, we need the Crown or the people to save us from a corrupt administration.
Rumours tonight of more high profile Labour resignations following Alice Mahon. Watch this space.
We need that Geoffrey Howe moment………………….
well ok then
“its a bit like sending your batsmen out having broken the bats first”
see that Draper’s in the frame again in the Sunday Mirror!
has Garraway not kicked that excuse of a man to the curb yet
When GMTV say don’t bother turning up for work love she will
Shit hit the fan
Here comes the Brown ans smelly stuff…….
An open letter to Crash Gordon.
We know you`re on here tonight having a look.
The jig is up – you`re like a patient with a terminal disease. This can only end one way from here. Call an election and get it over with.
…..and fuck off
Which terminal disease would that be then?
There are rumours in the lobby that….
(unprintable says the Trollygraph)
im not here so ur all wrong as usual
#300
John McDonnell MP is slaughtering Brown and his gang on Radio 5 Live.
A Labour branch secretary live on radio just demanded Ed Balls resignation.
The worms within the Labour Party are turning.
This is fantastic – New Labour and the Tories fighting amongst each other….
Soon Scotland will be independent and you English leeches will be left in the lurch.
Go on, tell us how the oil belongs to Shetland, you pathetic English wanks! Or how you read in the times there are only 163,000 taxpayers in Scotland – all lies and bollocks…. there’s more taxi drivers and publicans in Scotland than that number!!!
It’s a pity Fuckin Delicious wasnt here, how he’d love it ;-)
Oh Dunfesterin mon ami, I am here AND I love it.
Soon we Scots will be free from this shitty union, and that will be truly…
Fucking delicious!
…. and trapped under the same EU dictatorship as the English and we will again be mis-governed by EU President Blair!!!
After all, I have not found ANY reference anywhere to the proposed new 5 year EU president being elected by the people.
Mr Ned, that’s because you won’t. From the treaty:
4. The European Parliament shall elect its President and its officers from among its members.’
- Article 9A
http://bookshop.europa.eu/eubookshop/download.action?fileName=FXAC07306ENC_002.pdf&eubphfUid=534817&catalogNbr=FX-AC-07-306-EN-C
Sorry – I should mention that’s the Lisbon Treaty
Sorry, I should have mentioned that’s the Lisbon Treaty
lets have it !
O/T Why hasn’t there been more outrage over the Damian Green affair? That Jacqui Smith and Speaker don’t understand the historical significance of their behaviour should immediately disqualify them from office. I don’t think the general public understands that the Rubicon has been crossed.
The General public don’t care, they only care about Cowell and Marco the cook.
Sleep well because i can’t it scares the shit out of me where we are going.
The Brown gang are fcuked. They’ll be history soon.
The tide’s turned.
Scandal /sleaze information overload
I too have been angered and bemused by the lack of outrage and action by the Tories in particular on this one – its a total no brainer. In addition to Smith and Speaker being shafted, the top Civil Servants, who called on the police on the basis of what the DPP and Home Affairs committee found to be entirely bogus claims of ‘national security’, should be dismissed immediately without compensation and charged with wasting police time. At minimum there lying madarins’ actions were in flagrant breach of the Civil Service’s code of conduct and represent the grossest of gross misconducts. The Tories are missing another open goal on this which does not bode well for their competence.
Makes sense to keep quiet and leave it to others. Ther seems to be plenty of others!
Sinbad is right but what can they do?.
Even if Smith does not get the push her staggeringly inept peformance both as Home secretary and dodgy expense claimant is doing the opposition’s work for them.
As far as the speaker is concerned if Cameron moves for his sacking before the next election the government majority will simply vote in another stooge.
The mandarin’s,ODonnell,Normington and many others do have a case to answer but until a new government takes the reins they are untouchable.
Sky News first strory about fish, hoon lover !
Now bird shooting.
Taxi for Sky please !
First story on Sky at 11pm was smeargate 1 featuring Labour general sec. Ray Collins. Second story was smeargate 2 featuring Ed Balls.
Brown and his nasty little gang are being hung out to dry.
I just started watching at the review of the papers and the first story was about sharks.
then shooting budgies or something.
must be saving hoon bashing to later.
Can I go to bed or will you be publishing at 00:01hrs????
Tipping off the Screws and the Sunday Times but keeping a little snippet for the blogosphere would be a very good move…..
Say a little prayer for Tom Watson!
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Please, please, please find a strand of Watson’s DNA in this mess’
Thy kingdom come, etc etc
With this obscenity now entering it’s second week in the headlines the damage done to Nulab must be terminal.
Between Smeargate , the Met thugs and vote rigging suspicions no positive news for Nulab has registered for over a week.
Thanks Met, G20 went well.
Thanks Guido for keeping us informed.
Thanks Nulab for fubarring the country.
It’s like Narnia when the spell is broken and all the fauns and beavers dance round the stone table singing, except with more frequent use of the word ‘hoon’.
Presumably, Kevin Maguire was present in his ‘private capacity’ to do research for a new epilogue to his book ‘Great Parliamentary Scandals: Five Centuries of Calumny, Smear and Innuendo.’ Or was he there as an expert advisor?
This could be the longest crash-and-burn of a government ever. Not that Brown ever will, but if he had any moral compass whatsoever, the general election would be taking place in June this year.
sky news review covering balls story but bbc with alibi brown and a tory keeping well away from it.
Sky suggesting that gordon brown may have something to do with the story re balls as has spin doctors written all over it
Michael Dodd reviewer on Sky – just for the record.
Yeah I saw that too. BBC News even showed another story from the Times front page but obviously obscured the Balls story!!!
I thought that maybe it was about to be pulled – the BBC were so careful to hide the Balls story (which I assumed was on front page) from public view. It reminded me of the Saturday night review a few weeks ago when the girl nearly fell off her stool trying to hide the Mail front page (which said something like Brown’s useless) and get to the centre pages for a more anodyne story. I am afraid that it is too typical of the BBC now. Very sad.
Whilst generally speaking a bad day for GB….. very cloud…:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article6122757.ece
Yeh..this is being reviewed on Sky !!
I’m not too sure if it’ll make a marble work, mind you.
Perhaps the stem cell research could be used to stop him pissing his pants???
At the time of posting, there are 332 comments here. That’s a lot of reading to be done.
Nevertheless, it’s worth following this link if you want a real laugh-out-loud moment.
I posted it and it’s still making me laugh….FML
[...] Footnote: Go Guido [...]
Toilets Maguire exposed by The Screws as a liar and a smearer. Oh dear!
Maguire is still busy tring to smear several Tories in tomorrows Sunday Mirror.
Looks like Toilets is still getting fed by McBride. Is he thick or has McBride got something on him?
Go Guido! Get the McBrides, Drapers and Toynbees – and smash them into the ground!
As many pints of Guinness as you want! :-)
Never thought I would see ‘All The President’s Men’ played out in this country. This is getting better by the hour.
Woodward and Burnstien have nothing on Guido
Political bloggers, need a good target GIF for your next victim?
http://northbriton.com/your-ultimate-target-gif-resource/
Gordon Brown fed the Ed Balls story to the Sunday Times.
Gordon fears Ed is getting above himself and is now a direct threat to his position.
No 10 insider.
See #141
I agree. The S Times article reads to me that Brown is throwing Balls to the lions – last ditch attempt to save his own skin. Note how Brown is portrayed as being ‘strangely naive’ about Balls’ activities.
He’s always not knowing when something goes wrong but when something is positive who has his face in the camera. Yes that hoon.
Tom Bower getting his two penn’orth in…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/5178686/How-Gordon-Brown-became-The-Gordfather.html
An excellent article – well worth the read. Summarizes the current state of affairs perfectly.
A lethal article! The DT must be smarting after the bashing it got from readers.
Or, perhaps the DT smells death and so has no fear.
Or both.
Lovely.
Smellygraph coverage is totally schizophrenic today – dodgy Barclays trying to cover all bets.
Agree, Tom Bower has put his size 12′s all over snotty’s ‘orrible face.
It’s about time the Telegraph said Sorry to its readers……….oh soory, the Telegraph doesn’t do Sorry!
Jeez, this is powerful stuff. If only half of what Bowers says is true then it’s critical that we rid ourselves of Brown as soon as possible to save our country The man is a complete and utter loon and financial incompetent who corrupts everything he touches.
Mr Fawkes has said for years that McMental has a reverse Midas touch and that’s quite apart from all the classic symptoms for which he should be sectioned and locked up.
I adore the fact that there are still people in this country who are willing to expose the truth. Long live Guido!
Now we have a better idea of who the ‘gents’ were to whom McPoison’s emails were addressed – the ‘gents’ New Labour claim to have been a single individual in the person of the Dirty Draper – even the Mirror’s grammar is better than that!
Yes. Rather odd that the emails were addressed to “Gents”, if Draper was the only recipient.
Perhaps he meant to say ‘toilets’.
Come on Gordon, just resign. You know you want to.
I hope he resigns by firing squad
Come on entire Labour parliamentary party…
…just resign.
No resignation – Nuremberg Tribunal – crimes against the nation – “hanged by the neck until your are dead”
where is Tom Watson tonight, we wonder ?
Where has the Hoon been all week? His digital rectum thing on Wed was a no show too. Cowardly little shit.
Guido, you should be proud. The email exocet hit its target. It’s just like christmas. Think i’ll dig out that picture of Penelope Keith and have a quick hand shandy to celebrate.
I cannot wait! Well done, Gudio!
Neither can Raith Rovers that will double their attendance when McHoon has nothing to do.
Unless we get lucky and he walks into the wood and does the honourable thing with a hand gun.
A hand gun? That’s against health and safety don’t you know?!
He should hang himself with red tape.
Nasty creeps like McBride and Draper are one thing.
Worthless Ministers like Watson would be marginally more satisfying.
But could Guido have done for Balls? I can sense everyone’s excitement building here!
If you want to see why the Tories are keeping their mouths shut
GO TO THE MIRROR
All you lads who love rude words will have a field day!
Larf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great stuff, they are as useless as the shits in at the moment.
Yes the cons will be like star trek
Hoons the Next Generation
But lets just get rid of this lot first then we can work on new Hoons when the time comes.
Nuff said!
Vive this revolution!
F*uck a duck, I’m glad I live in Belgium.
We are in the Ardennes. Life around here is what you are all dreaming of! Nice people, kids who are kids, sense of community, etc (ok, the taxes are very high, so you work in Luxembourg)
Our village copper was born and grew up in this village!
What a surprise they even manage to get the old names Aitken and Archer. in the story…YAWNS..
I suppose McGuire will obviously be writing it he’s got lots of form but unfortunately zero credibility
Now Fuck off
Charmed
That’s just a rehash of some boring sexual shit from a few months back – I remember skimming over it in the Screws and dismissing it as tittle-tattle.
Hardly in the same league as Smeargate, but a nice try at diverting our attention from Toilets’ involvement in a conspiracy to libel, which is what Red Rag amounts to.
You are another graduate of the U.F.A.
University of False Assumptions.
It is only since I came here that I have looked at the Mirror, Guardian, the Screws!
I did not realise that this is a Librarian Blob, I thought it was a Libertarian Blog.
Perhaps you have lived in a fascist country, the United Condom, for too long. Your sense of inadequacy, your shame at doing nothing about it, the utyter powerlessness of your existence has made you paranoid!
Sad, isn’t it!
Problem is, unless the whore can produce evidence she’ll be libelling them. Credit card receipts? Photos? Unlikely – so just more McBride-style unsubstantiated smears. What a surprise.
Who knows – this might spawn a wave of independents hitting the election stalls. Whooppee!
If we want independents, we’ll have to fund them. It’s lack of funding that gives the parties their power and keeps the independents out.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/18/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
and this happened when?
yesterday ?…..20 years ago?
Look they could be caught compromised with a herd of goats with a bag of white magic up each nostril for all I care Labour are still going down
Further up the thread: Are you sure Broon is the one dropping Balls in it?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1171828/Mandelsons-fury-Browns-secret-spin-cabal-led-Balls.html
I wouldn’t mind betting Mandlebum’s fingers are over the whole thing from McBride’s resignation to this current crop of revelations. £50 on the “whistleblower” mentioned in the Times being a Mandyboy
It just gets better and better
Conservativehome reporting that all papers except the mirror may now ell abandon Labour for the conservatives
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/torydiary/2009/04/tories-hope-that-ft-economist-times-and-evening-standard-may-all-vote-conservative.html
Doubt if the Telegraph will!
It’s about time we went back to basics.
It is about time you fucked off back over the Wall.
They may not let him back…
Was Toilets bequeathed Draper’s hard drive?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/18/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
Yep, looks like 4 senior Tories have been S & M ing with a whore. And the Nazi Labour lie-machine is being exposed for what it is.
They’re all Hoons! But what’s the alternative? How can we get rid of them? ALL of them?
Just done some sums and it seems true Local Government (street by street) is the answer. Let’s see – 100 people in my street… Don’t know incomes but let’s say they’re on the average wage of £25,000 a year. Current tax paid by this street would be around £1200000. For that we can hire a doctor on 24 hour call, a couple of nurses, a coupe of teachers for the kids (at 8 or 9 in a class) three or four police who won’t nick me for doing 33mph, and some blokes to mend the road and take our rubbish. And we’d still have around 800 grand left over.
I think I see the future…..
And it’s got no place for Hooning MPs…
I think you should all calm down and go to bed. It is quite late you know and all this can’t be doing your blood pressure any good one jot. And then you can all enjoy tomorrows revelatons to the full. Sweet dreams people!
At this very moment, the conspirators must be discussing urgently the ways and means to ‘recapture the news agenda’
What will it be? A portable Manhattan Project discovered above a take-away in Worksop? A Lovin’ Spoonful of ricin? The discovery that Prince Charles is a senior leader of the Taliban?
We can be sure they’re trying all these fixes out for size, and wondering whether there is anyone out there who might still believe them.
At least 28% (or is it 30) will believe it hook, line and stinker.
26% and going south.
These were pencilled in for the Euro elections but I might bring them forward.
Ah. Please say that this involves Jacqui Smith, too. I would just have to soil myself in unprecedented schadenfreude.
Jacqui knows all about being soiled in unprecedented schadenfreude.
In this case I have to demur.
Sweeeeeeeet! I agree, please let it be Balls, he just oozes incompetence and insincerity with his equally uninspiring wife. I just checked the Mirror (thanks Old Nick Heavenly) and they’ve got a doozy “I had them barking like dogs and begging for mercy,” she said. Let’s clear the decks people………
I hope there are lots of Labour Hoons having very sleepless nights wondering if they are next to be exposed on this site.
You bunch of sleazy fucking Hoons.
Has he resigned yet?
Yes, imagine them tossing and turning. And tossing. And that’s just the women.
On a serious note, why are you making us wait? Double schadenfreude for you? You have to share this.
It’s because he can. :)
Is it true that Geoff put the hoon in SHoonhorpe?
What’s up? I didn’t write that, instead of SHoonthorpe, I wrote S_c_u_n_t_h_o_r_p_e.
…and it gets even worse for Balls (is that possible?)
THE man blamed for last year’s school testing fiasco is to break his silence and accuse Ed Balls, the children’s secretary, of misleading the public by denying any responsibility.
Ken Boston, former chief executive of the Qualifications and Curriculum Authority (QCA), will contradict claims by Balls that he bore no responsibility for the shambles that disrupted the education of tens of thousands of pupils.
Instead, he is likely to tell MPs that ministers were “active participants” and “in no way at arm’s length” as the problems of tests multiplied.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/education/article6122808.ece
Balls looks like he’s shaping up to be the new Geoff Hoon. Troughing, incompetent, lying and without dignity or honour.
Yep – Nu-Labour through and through.
What would be funny is Balls getting the chop by the voters, his political ambition would be fcuked, what kind of swing would be needed for this to happen?
Good.
Hoon is a synonym for c***t, so what does that make Balls ?
It’s just Ed being Ed.
Apparently Ed Balls has been named my the Sunday Times
‘ED BALLS, the schools secretary, used Damian McBride, the disgraced spin doctor, to smear ministerial rivals and advance his own ambitions, a Downing Street whistleblower has claimed.’
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122756.ece
It would appear that its now open season on Labour
Thanks Guido for re-igniting my latent interest in politics… business news was getting a bit dull lately (sorry Mr Peston, your blog’s been relegated).
I’m loving the slow drip feed of revelations; this story’s no one night stand, quite rightly there’s no need to shoot all your load at once (as my dad used to say in a relationship context I think. Sadly he’s dead now but I’m sure he’d nod).
Roll on Smeargates I, III, IV ad finitum!
Better than Burrell’s revelations about Princess Di, with the added bonus that Guido’s stuff is all true!
It’s windowlickin’ good.
“Rather they were screwing women [30 years ago], than screwing the country”
Shirley McClean
Balls just phuq off you phuqing hoon.
Your bull shit socialist goverment will cripple this country
Now, now, why call Balls after those female parts that many of us adore? Surely, we should be thinking not so much of a merely biological mistake in the case of Balls, but of an error of secret experimental surgery performed in a Bunker, the loathsome test-tube offspring of a one eyed Cyclops that has just one tentacle remaining for Guido to hack off with his mighty axe?
Tentacle ? testicle surely.
just a wheelan thought he would loose the dogs of war onto you guido , you serve up another course, not that you were hinting about mcguire apparently not knowing any thing ??
However the labour general secretary (who?) now appears , as count duckoo to mcbrides general grievous , but wait the sith master always has an apprentice step forward Ed Vader , “soon you will know the power of the dark chocolate and rich tea biscuits ”
Ed vader who would have thought it , “i didnt reall know mcbride that well “declared ed last week , but it now turns out that there have been loads of emails between ed and mcbride , and an unnamed insider with a ringside seat says eds wednesday afternoon group is some sort of spin factory functioning as some sort of internal labour stasi , to clear the way for Ed balls rise to be “tugger timney in chief” sorry i meant right hand man . apparently tried to block mandelsons return , call mandelson what you like , but to say that Ed has mandelsons grasp of politics is a joke .
even more alarming is that gordon has apparently annoited ed , quite what the cermony involved must be unprintable , but my guess is 50 hamsters must have been force fed grain for 4 months , and then thrown at the wall of the no 10 press office in the cermony known as “not taking anymore calls”
surely watsons disappearence into holiday time is no coincidence .
But lets be right about this , these smears were not your usual run of the mill , close quarter dualing , they were a “dirty bomb” with legacy and innocnet victims .
its all a bit beuna hoonista social club , viva revolution, to keep a wonk ideaology going , it now seems all last weeks spin has caught them all out , gus o donnel looks inept , ed appears to have lied , mcguire caught red handed , douglas alexander all too distant , tom watson seeming not to recall any facts despite his ministerial job title meaning that he must have known .
but the Ed thing looks so sleazy , caesars wife appreciates that rises to power are often long time periods carefully tended to , but i am struggling to name one speech that ed has dazzled us all with , even his hoon tube vids ae not only boring “travelled to birmingham today to see some kids and its really great to see how much they enjoy school , any how ime just about to brush my teeth and have a kip so see you all in the morning” . i mean if these vids are his media practising for the top job in labour , i cant say as ime all that enamoured .
but then after whatever barrels of explosive info guido rolls to the doors of no10 , we see a massive media operation going on, hidden tax payer funded wages (the money being paid and the expenses is interesting in its own right) and lackeys , run under the auspices of one gordon brown , he is el presidente after all .
roll on bunker buster 2 .
should the french embassy be looking in to sum up the uks view of this goverments political outlook is about .
Le despotisme tempere , par l’assassinat c’est notre Magna Charta
Gosh I’d forgotten that. What does this do for Gus O’Donnell’s reputation for impartiality? You know, the Gus O’Donnell who co-wrote a book wth Ed Bollocks.
It doesn’t take a genius to work out this is McBride talking about Balls in the Times today:
“Everyone has always assumed that Damian worked to Gordon, but it’s actually Ed who pulls his strings,” said the insider. “If you look over Damian’s shoulder when he’s at his desk, you’ll see about 20 e-mails a day in his inbox from Ed.”
The whistleblower, who has had a ringside seat watching the bitter rivalries and power struggles inside No 10, was prompted to speak out after Balls gave an interview last week in which he distanced himself from the disgraced spin doctor, referring to him formally as “Mr McBride” as if he were some renegade official he barely knew. “I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” said the whistleblower. “It was an incredibly dishonest interview. For Ed to suggest he barely knows Damian is an absolute joke.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6122385.ece
Come on, Ted Testicles is as honest as the day is long – though I have to admit I first made this obseration on December 21st.
On the case.
http://tinyurl.com/crj72a
Downing St, Sat.
Mandy: “Ed, come on in”
Balls: “Peter, Gordon”
Brown: “Sit down”
Mandy: “Ed, we know you’re loyal to the project so we’d like you to take the rap for this smeargate business?”
Balls: “why?”
Brown: “So I can draw a fucking line under it”
Mandy: “Gordon’s got to come out of this clean”
Balls: “You want me to take the blame and resign?”
Brown: “err no, not resign, I’ll sack you”
Mandy: “Gordon rather missed a beat letting McBride walk… the press won’t let go”
Brown: “After I win the election, rehab… I’ll give you the home office”
Balls: “Well… I suppose…”
Mandy: “Jolly good – I’ll call the Times.”
Like it. It’s just the same as the Soviet show trials: “The party requires you to confess you are a spy”.
Interesting, their love of the phrase ‘to draw a line under’ – as if the language of accountancy could be applied to moral and ethical problems.
Not the slightest mention of any of this on BBC News 24. Not even a hint of what’s all over the Sunday papers.
Why am I not surprised…
Who would want to read about the collapse of the UK government, when the BBC is featuring “Dame Vivienne: I don’t wash my bras” on its website?
That’s OK, honey, I don’t buy your bras.
Look haven’t you got the message yet – we are totally impartial in holding the Tories to account for their wrong doings but we will not criticise our hard-working Prime Minister and Cabonet who sre striving to save an ungrateful nation because of tittle -tattle in the blogosphere. We confidently expect that with our help we shall see Labour elected for a 4th term in power
I had a feeling you had more than the stuff on Damian McBride, give them a chance to come out and try posture their way into it being an isolated group, and blow that right open.
Keep it up Guido, you won’t start a revolution but you might collapse labour. God knows it needs to collapse.
The postmodern revolution has started.
Guido – who has the film rights? I’m trying to grow the tash, and Ange will play you missus.
How about it?
go son go!
Time to get up Guido!
For me, ‘Smeargate’ brings to mind Hazel Blears in a summer dress straddling a rusty five-bar. On a warm day. Unsavoury, I know, especially before a breakfast of ham and maple syrup.
Con pilchards.
Wakey Wakey
Hhahahahahaha Ed bollox is involved…..there is a god and he aint no socialist hahahahahahaah.
see the times online.
Ok so I had a choice (a) make love again to my girlfriend and the cute bi-curious girl we picked up last night or (b) read the blog. Well here I am … with the iphone, thankfully I can type silently without waking either of them up. Still awaiting the next cross hairs. Will try again in an hour after doing my duty.
OK, I’ve had my breakfast.
Ready for the next course….
Ah brings back pleasant memories of my long lost youth
who is this mornic monkey on the bbc now????bad jumper as well!!
Andy Smith, Senior Writer for The Independent
No, never heard of him either!
As suspected the BBC are going all out to defend the fat one eyed snot eater. Radio5 just gave the softest interview I’ve ever heard to some female Liebour MP who just slagged Guido Fawkes off and the ‘silly boys’ (basically it was an anti male rant from a ‘superior bike riding female who also defended 5 bellies)
Oh she also repeated the accusation that Guido hacked Drapers email account. I’m surprised Guido hasn’t told his lawyers to have a word with the BBC about that yet.
Them on BBC news 24 some limp wristed twat from the Independent was in full Gordon defence mode. So god knows what Marr is going to be like.
Kevin McGuire doing paper reviews on the BBC
Hoon!
He should be scavenging for sea coal in Ashington.
who is guidos mole maybe he has found the rear exit (or entry) to mandys
closet
the one name that has so far not been mentioned MMMMMM
You can bet the rear exit to Mandy’s closet doesn’t end up in fucking Narnia.
During the week we were talking about a Ceauşescu moment. The Lord of the Flies’ expression on TV was distinctly Romanian….
No moving on without exemplary justice.
Nick Robinson’s blog – last entry 3rd April
Robert Peston’ blog – last entry 9th April – still featured on bbc.co.uk home page!
Good morning chaps, the silence is deafening
I hear they want to bring back Alastair Campbell
Is this a taste of things to come:- ?
http://alastair-campbell.blogspot.com/
Still on the servers
No doubt when they come back there will be lots of positive “green shoots” stories about how cyclops the manic snot gobbler is at the helm, steering UK PLC to bankruptcy…er….recovery.
Oh I’m sure the BBC will find something in the Budget to try to cover over the lies and tax rises.
“I’m getting on with the job” (yes of fucking up the Country)
“This is no time for a novice” (you were a novice once and you gave us the FSA you twat and the biggest defecit in living memory)
“The Tories are the do nothing party” (so if you’re stuck in a minefield you’d run around setting them all off would you?)
“I’ve saved the world” (isn’t that like saving the mouldy Cheese in the Fridge?)
“Hard working families” (Bit of a joke since liebour hate families and they certainly don’t like single people – remember the 10p tax fiasco?)
“It all started in America” (no it didn’t. It started with a one eyed Scottish twat taking control of the banks away from the BoE)
Nick Robinson goes ‘on holiday’ just before the scandal breaks and remains silent, a ‘clean skin’ is brought in to do Robinsons job for him, very fishy isnt it?
Robinson has benefitted greatly from the smear units activities, his scoops could only have come from that source, the question is, was he sent away and ordered to dissapear for a while and say nothing.
I think Robinson is implicated and I think he is being hidden away by the BBC, I believe Robinson knows all about the scandal because he was heavily involved in it, his scoops on the Osbourne story were just the kind of thing that the smear gang indulged in and Robinson got the inside line straight away.
Nick Robinson has previous form for going away at just the right time to avoid reporting on issues that are uncomfortable for him.
IF it turns out that Nick Robinson has colluded with those at the centre of the scandal it will be a very big story and will damage the BBC hugely, no bloody wonder then that the BBC hides him away!
I sincerely hope you’re right – Robinson is such an odious little toad. Marr & Peston are almost as bad as him and they’re disgraceful.
Easton is the biggest shit of them all. Remember his sneering at Tory claims knife crime was on the rise and he prattled off Downing Street press releases as ‘facts’ only to have to retract them the following day when someone leaked that the snot eater had ordered the information out knowing it was false? Do you really think Easton didn’t know that?
We all fucking do.
It IS the Easter break still here you know. We all like to have at least 2 weeks off before we return “refreshed” from our well earned rest and put the “second team” back to their “gofer” roles- anyway we’re still reading the briefing notes on what line to take on this and the budget on Wednesday – which of course will reveal that the Conservatives are totally bereft of ideas and that Gordon is striving tirelessly for the nation(and the World although after the G20 “brush-off” by Obama & Co we’re playing this down)and Alistair will deliver yet another election winning budget(we’ll play down the cost,future tax increases -which will be post general election anyway we’re told).The focus will be on the “green” initiatives to “Save the Planet”and create 500,000 “new” jobs to spur on the recovery which as you know Alistatir has already said will be here by Sepetember -at the latest – just in time for a barnstorming election campaign to deliver the “4th Term” for us(sorry – Labour).You can rely on us to tell the British public the truth as always on these matters
OT
The brothers fall out.
http://www.labourhome.org/poll/1239977328_nrsyRBAM
Who has been the greatest Labour Leader over the last 30 years?
James Callaghan 37 votes – 9 %
Michael Foot 119 votes – 30 %
Neil Kinnock 31 votes – 8 %
John Smith 95 votes – 24 %
Tony Blair 94 votes – 24 %
Gordon Brown 8 votes – 2 %
I don’t think you can read anything into these figures except that GB is at the bottom of the heap.
I voted for Michael Foot because he was a great leader for the Tory cause. When he was leader of the Labour Party it was as unelectable as it has now become under GB.
While the country rots during another labour-inspired recession, these twats plot and brief against each other. Nice to know they have the national interest at heart. Nice to know they will be relegated to a couple of decades in opposition soon.
Anyone know when Guido falls out of bed on a Sunday?
Suck up to Labour. It’s what we do best.
Uk shortage of indiginous clowns!!!
http://thetaoofblog-pablothehat.blogspot.com/2009/03/circuses-of-uk-performers.html
According to the NOTW, Collins was the CHAIRMAN of that infamous “smeargate” meeting.
According to the BBC, Colllins was only PRESENT. No smearing was discussed, dear me no, how could anyone even suggest such a dreadful thing. It would simply not have been allowed. Collins would not have tolerated it. When he found out he was totally disgusted with both McBride and Draper.
BBC. This is what we do.
OK?
They don’t seem to talk a lot at these meetings do they? Do they just look at fake topless pictures of Kate Garroway or Peter Mandelson or something?
MOAR!
Nailbiting moments for the Prime Minister.
Regards,
Tom
This is no ordinary leper colony. This is McMental’s NuNuLab eneuresis leper colony…
That’s fucking revolting
Fits with his nosemining and snot eating, is McSnot a PMentalist?
Ohhh yes…
Please, let us have some standards here…
Come on Guido! Poor Tom Watson’s shitting himself. Put the wretch out of his misery.
Toilets Maguire was shitting himself on radio 4 a few minutes ago.
He’s been exposed as a smearer and he doesn’t like it.
Don’t keep us in suspense Guido. It has got to be either Balls or Watson.
It’s not both is it?
Tory sleaze in The Mirror?
Will this mean anything?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/18/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
no
Hmmm interesting.
I have a feeling Guido might have been played. Hope I’m wrong. Mandy is making moves, so it would appear. Let’s hope Guido hasn’t unwittingly become a pawn of that shrewd cnut.
Meh, I’m wondering that. The Times’ Balls revelation last night was oddly timed. If that’s what GF had, then no10 have done damage limitation and they’ll kick out Balls.
No worries about Mandy he may be many things but he isn’t stupid like most of “can’t even manage their own party finances” NuLab.
Mandy knows Nulab has run its course he knows they are all washed up, his exit plan is in place, so now enjoying his Nulab enemies demise, a sweet time for him.
The last days of the Forth Richt are closing their fair-weather friends and supporters melt into the shadows, unions wiser but poorer withdraw with burnt and bandaged fingers no more to wobble back to the fire as days gone by.
The watched at last watch the watchers!
I hope Unite pull the plug. I pay my fees to be represented as a worker. Not pissed all over as a cash cow.
Bit like the BBC really, I just expect to be represented now and again and not just be cash fodder for someone who’s only interest in me is my money.
Mandelson was put in place by Blair and Blair’s wife to do exactly what he’s doing…….destroying Brown.
need to know now!
I have no more poo left in my body, hurry up
As the rent boy said to Oaten….
I wonder if he’ll wait until after Marrs programme.
Marr’s an hour delayed today. In China and Downing St – there’s been a wet start….
Ooh, I love a wet start.
Morning all,
I know we’re all excited about today’s revelations but if you have a moment drop byt and read my guest author Mme WoaR on Mandy:
Can’t sleep. I work my fingers to the bone for these people, and what do I get? Stabbed in the back. Tony is going to be Emperor of Rome, Gordon is going to be, or at least thinks he is, Saviour of The World – due to me managing the G20 summit. And what do I get? A miserable lordship, a few bob from the EU and I can’t even have a Maserati as Ed Miliband is wittering on about green this and carbon footprint that. A paltry £2,500 off the list price, that’s all I’m asking for the scrappage scheme, but Gordon is dithering.
MANDY’S DIARY, Woman on a Raft
Morning Guido, wheres my sunday fix!!!!!
Cant wait to see whom you have on your chopping block, hope its a one-eyed scots dictator :-)
joolz
i can’t digest much more of this
when does the end come?
Mr O – it’s over to you….
I just cannot wait til tomoz……how exciting….hurry up guido!
Sir Gus O’Donnell’s position is now untenable after stating he would not investigate this issue further – when clearly further investigation was needed.
Sir Gus is a weak and spineless Cabinet Secretary.
Sir Gus is completely unsuitable for role that requires him to stand up to a bunch of liar, cheats and crooks.
Sir Gus has lost his credibility and needs to be removed.
Another little piggie for the roasing spit…
Sir Gus co-authored a book with George Osborne so he can hardly said to be unfriendly to the Conservatives though.
Oh, sorry, that should have read “Sir Gus co-authored a book with Ed Balls so he can hardly said to be unfriendly to Labour though”.
Sir Gus will retire, with large pension, enobled in Gordon’s leaving list off to a little sinecure as the warden of one of those little Oxford colleges (the Warden of Rhodes college – or is it the Rodent of Wards college?)
Toilets Maguire has just been on Radio 4 trying to deny that he was involved in the conspiracy to smear the Tories.
Maguire sounded desperate, dishonest, and pathetic and clearly has a lot to hide.
Someone remind me why he’s called ‘Toilets’, can’t recall who stuck him with that and why?
Come on Guido, time to up and about and seeing to the piggies.
More bad news for Jacqui Smith.
Mail on Sunday claims Jackboots has been claiming thousands in expenses to pay for a cleaner but has been paying her cash in hand.
Jacqui Smith is being smeared by Balls, Brown and co to try to distract attention away from them. The Mail on Sunday journalist who wrote the story is one of McBride’s stooges.
Have a link:
http://tinyurl.com/dfjhkp
By teatime please.
Morning everyone – looks like we’re going to have another good day today… if only Guido would join us in this happy land of the living.Do you think we should all club together to buy him an alarm clock?
Do you think Guido may have gone for a walk in the woods?
I think I need something stronger in my tea
Nell,
No, but you could deprive him of his Margaux, that might help.
MANDY’S DIARY, Woman on a Raft
LAST WEEKS GUARDIAN INTERVIEW: “Giving the first detailed account of the background that led to the weekend resignation, Draper said that the email from McBride smearing leading Conservatives “came out of the blue”.
He said he had had one previous conversation with McBride about Labour’s web strategy, along with Charlie Whelan, the Unite political director and a former aide to Brown when he was chancellor.
Speaking from his holiday, Draper said he thought he had been drawn into the discussion because of his knowledge of the internet.”
Truth is a stranger. No mention of the Gen Sec there… it was Damien Charlie and me….
Pants on fire curtains.
I’m getting confused now.
Is Patrick Hennessy of the Telegraph one of Brown’s spinners or one of Mandelson’s? He’s one of McBride’s mates isn’t he?
They’re all arse fucking each other, dontcha know.
Several articles in The Sunday Times – and Tory sex in Kevin McGuire’s Mirror. What more could a politics junkie want?
Even after all the scandal about smeargate, Maguire is still trying to smear Tories with a non-story from four years ago.
Doesn’t that thick, arse-licking, fake-Geordie wanker ever learn?
I’ve heard smearing can become addictive, so he can’t help himself.
That’ll be plan B anyway.
I wonder whose career you’re going to end today. Please let it be Ed “So What” Balls! :D
“Cowards die many times in their life; the Valiant taste death but once”
Gordon’s Loonies should invest in environmentally-friendly recycable coffins or better still wheely bins that can be emptied every week. ……..they’ll make a fortune on funeral expenses.
He’s just waiting for the Grand Prix to finish, and the Andrew Marr show to begin…….
C’Mon Guido.
Spill the beans.
I’m in the Crosshair dependency unit here – and your holding onto my morning fix.
Just sorting out the last few details with your legal adviser, huh.
LOVE IT.
OK.
Job done.
McGuire and Collins have now categorically denied – leaving them with backs to the wall and no escape route.
What you were waiting for, right ?
Sitting on my stool with knitting needles ready.
Bring on the entertainment. (I’ll now watch Marr as I wait …tosser)
During the plague years, carts with bell ringers roamed the streets of London specifically tasked to remove the diseased & deceased to mass graves. A quick and efficient disposal of human remains was paramount to the public health in those dark days.
Today there’s guys in black drape coats getting ready to walk up and down Downing street bellowing “Bring out your dead”.
Yes and they’ll be arrested under Jackboots’s Anti Terrorism (No Free Speech in Front of the Cenotaph ) Act
Getting ready for the Mrs Marrs Show. Bacon and egg sarnies ready, kettle’s on.
Just waiting for this motor ‘racing’ to finish. (Call that racing, I see more argie-bargie on my local Tesco car park).
They ARE delaying Mrs. Marr.
Ed balls is so stoopid he probably smeared himself…..
Toilets Maguire is out lying through his teeth today, but he’s involved in Smeargate upto his grubby neck and everbody knows it. The question is, are the Mirror owners going to allow him to continue dragging their paper into the gutter and losing thousands of readers as he does so?
http://iaindale.blogspot.com/
C’mon Guido – excited about this – please don’t let it be a let down! :)
Great blog – read it for the first time today with my Sunday morning coffee. A refreshing change from the Labour sycophants in the media. Labour and the loony left have done again what they did in the 70s – well and truly buggered up Britain. They are a disgrace. Keep up the good work!
I also remember Wilson in the sixties, Atlee before him in the 40′s and the one before him who was before my time. Call me old fashioned but is there a pattern emerging here?
Does Tomorrow ever come Guido?
I see Smith is letting out Hillsborough files out 10 years early to get the news turned
What kind of kunt tries to hide behind the dead. Sickening.
It’s a result! A victory for Red Bull
Posted this elsewhere but… is it my watch or are the BBC delaying thestart of the Andrew Marr Show?
delayed F1 finish
Guido,
I’ve watched the Grand Prix. Had my bacon and eggs. Now just waiting on you……..
Has that fuckin’ motor ‘racing’ finished yet?
Brown, McBride, Watson, Whelan, Colllins, Draper, McGuire………pathetic, desperate , wannabe gangsters and bully boys, we’re on to you……….sleep well.
BBC announcer:
“….Andrew Marr next on BBC1………and the zombies!”
eh?
i am getting fucking bored with pressing F5 guido
hurry up
Reload? Use this:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/115
Nifty!
Superb
Osborne on with Marr now.
Hope HE doesn’t miss the target this morning.
Carol Thatcher looks as she just can’t wait to get into Kinnock on this.
Has someone got to him? Perhaps the Met have been round and pushed him over?
++++++++++++++++++++
BREAKING….
CAROL THATCHER BACK ON THE BEEB !!
REVIEWING THE PAPERS WITH KINNOCKIO SHORTLY ON MARR…
TURN ON BBC ONE NOW !!!
ENDS
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Carol Thatcher was victimised but I bet the BBC are only putting her on Marr’s show so that they can dismiss her views as those of a Tory racist after she does her paper review.
I wan way Smeargate started with Carol Thatcher:
1. Carol said Golliwog
2. Iain Dale talked about Carol and Golliwog
3. Draper smeared first Ian Dale as racist (over Golliwog) and then Guido
4. Someone leaked Drapers racist smears from McBride to Guido
5. Bang. Labour sunk.
Go Thatch, I always said it should be called Golliwogggate – lots of alliteration.
Go Thatch, I always said it should be called G_o_ll_i_wo_gg_gate – lots of alliteration…
(the things you have to do these days to get past Mr Fawkes’ automated moderator!)
Cutting Edge Television !!!!!!!!!!!!! We’re BBC, up to date, ahead of the game, and give our viewers what they really want…. bloody Kinnock and Ashdown.
This Marr show is complete BBC bollox…they hardly touched upon the issue of the day…”smearing is bad don’t well agree?…that’s enough of that then let’s move on…Isnt’ Obama doing well?…and Hilary too…fine job..etc etc” and now they are going on about the golliwog stuff…for fuck’s sake.
Possible revelations?
Who stole the emails?
Who/what made Guido sit on them for months? Who is managing the spinning?
What was on the hard disks which Guido destroyed? Why were they destroyed?
Exclusive video of what actually went on at that meeting. View here.
Guido, FFS whats holding you up? Publish & be damned – I’m sure the bastards are after you, but if there ‘s a prob we’ll take to the streets.
Timing, it would seem, is everything in this context…
Still can’t wait!
Surely if there was anything juicy, he would have released it in time for the Sundays?
Unless there’s been a change of strategy.
Fukin kinnock , why use 10 words when hundreds will do he could bore for Wales.
Did Kinnockio fart? Carol Thatcher was struggling desperately not to laugh at one point.
I think he has been taken out :(
Either that or the human alarm clocks made their own breakfast!!
I hope Guido hasn’t been for a walk in the country this morning…
They wouldn’t get him on a walk to the woods………more like a walk to the pub.
…or perhaps from the pub?
Guido, set up a pay pal thing and I would imagine you would get the 20k those emails were worth.Call it a reward for public service.
If we don’t get the emails then the cash aint for the documents its just a gift and your defence is still valid.
oh do fuck off Marr!
Golliwog…get a grip.
Great bait and switch by Marr, left it till the end and got the response he was hoping for.
Holy fuck they’re talking about golliwogs again. BBC Hoons.
while this meanders on
I knew Balls and Cooper reminded me of something
http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/bootsieandsnudge.htm
Thats an outrageous slur. Please withdraw.
Carol Thatcher says Golliwogg again on the BBC !!
WAY TO GO !!
The BBC weather presenter is a mole ………..the sun ain’t going to shine anymore
The darkness fell in 1997. That’s all I remember.
that makes them a member of the Walker Brothers ;0)
10.30 now, did Browns Gestapo knock on Guido’s door this morning?
Wingnut’s show is pathetic – BBC using Windbag Kinnock and Hasbeen Pantsdown to diffuse the Smeargate scandal.
Shame on Wingnut!
They’ll be having the fucking Krankies on next.
The BBC weather presenter is a Ball’s mole………..the sun ain’t going to shine anymore…………unless you vote Labour.
Can somebody nip round to GF’s gaff and blow reveille?
Good piece in Sunday Mirror (page 4 and 5). Looks like Tories are back to basics. As for Carol Thatcher how could anyone claim she’s a racist when her mum supported white South Africa because hubby made his fortune with that regime?
Not only does she know what side her bread is buttered, she also knows the best jam is Robertsons.
do one Macguire, your days at the mirror are numbered, you’ll be driving minicabs in a couple of years
The Tories sold out Ian Smith and can be held responsible for that bastard Mugabe.
They turned the other way the minute Mugabe started murdering which was months after taking power. Some 20,000 and more murdered in Matabeleland by North Korean trained thugs. Shades of Rwanda.
And the bastard tories looked the other way and left Smith and most of the population in the hands of a Tory imposed Tyrant.
We don’t all forget.
Britain’s betrayal of Southern Africa stinks.
Britain is largely responsible for the murder and starvation in Rhodesia today.
I hope our politicians are proud every time they see a new atrocity.
What crap we have elected for years.
It hasn’t been forgotten. “Lord” Carrington (of the Falklands) and the Foreign Office (aptly known as FO) will roast in hell for that.
Liebor HOONS crawling out of the woodwork?
Loli – did you attend school? I bet you never did history? Some of us lived through that period and know the facts. You don’t have to be one-eyed to know the trouth.
The Tories are as fucking dead in the water as New Labour.
Not a single party has what it takes. Fucking amateurs.
Fuck off.
So, which one are you? Derek, Kevin, Damian?
Got to be a Zanu arselicker, they’re the only ones who call it “New Labour”.
No, actually a regular poster here under a different name as don’t trust the internet connection / config I am using just now.
There are some febrile sad bastards on this site lately. Hitler Youth in the making perhaps. Just because I am sick to death with all politicians and parties you go in to smear mode.
Grow up and fuck off tosser.
I hope Guido didn’t go for a Sunday stroll in the woods near his house this morning.
“I think there would be massive resistance within the party to even the hint of a Prime Minister being effectively brought down by Guido Fawkes
Much as we all dislike Guido Fawkes, he’s merely a conduit. This was caused by that idiot Draper”
Labhome are very worried….Guido has em on the run.
Sir Gus O’Donnell has a lot to answer for.
He was meant to be civil servant supervising this bunch of liars, crooks and sleaze merchants.
Sir Gus O’Donnell failed.
What faith do we have in him conducting his duties going forward?
None.
Lack of proper supervision in the banking system = DISASTER
Lack of proper supervision in 10 Drowning Street = DISASTER
Andrw Marr has just jumped out the studio window …….he’s trying to get a free ride on the London Eye and claim it on expenses.
Events dear boy, give me some events dear boy.
One of the Sundays got in before him, so he’s spending the morning making shit up!
Is Guido waiting till we get to 1000?
Did Guido make it home from the pub last night?
It says comment moderation is enabled, but comments are appearing in real time, so presumably he did, and is awake this morning.
If it isn’t the Andrew Marr show who is on at lunchtime?
Perhaps Guido got arrested? Again :)
Guido and Shami sharing a prison cell. Now that would be a good blog Guido.
Polls going south for the snot eating twat more stories about smears and on the Andrew Marr show? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Where will wingnut get his scoops from now? the smear unit that nobody in neolabour knew anything about(honest)was his only source of information and he thrived on his insider access to juicy morsals.
Wingnut Marr is now seen to be naked, devoid of his usual smug and arrogant demeanour, I sense an attitude adjustment in all of them, I sense they are shitting themselves that their long collusion with the newlabour smear unit will surface and destroy them.
I predict that as I write this the BBC high command are working out who to sacrifice and who to blame and who is to be fed to the mob, I smell real fear emanating from the BBC now.
i think it sums up marrs contribution to society.he is just trying to hang on to carol thatcher cudly toy nonsense to try and damage the tories.
what a sad little guy.
Where, O where, is Guido Fawkes? I can’t start my day until…
Maybe the sermon went on too long.
Guido it’s getting worrying ……are you still alive?
Whatever Guido posts we are hopefully into the final death throes of Nu Liebore
The Independent today prints this gem: “The row about Mr Gordon Brown and his aides, or former aides – it seems safest to call them “former aides” – has now gone on for the best part of a week, and only now does it show signs of abating.”
Do they know what ‘abating’ means? Given their steady decline in circulation, they should!
As in “massed abating”?
With that fake “live” background London landscape and surreal Spitting Image guests shouldn’t lilly-livered Marr change his name to Jim Carrey and rename his pathetic programme as “The Truman Show”?
Does Andrew Marr look destracted? Is he awaiting for GF’s revelation as well?
I should think that most of the viewers will be looking out of their windows by now.
He seems to be getting smaller? Or do I need new specs?
His ears are getting bigger (like Pinocchio’s nose)
Can I just say that I am proud to be a contributor to probably the only blog that does a running commentary on the Andrew Marr show?
s
Tomorrow never comes, or does it?
Marr…
Now trying to frighten the public sector when the naughty Tories get back in!
Public Sector pensions…..cuts on the way!!!
GOOD!!!
I’m not moving till he posts.
The wife is starting to get agitated.
Mine thinks I am conducting an internet affair……….!!
There’s someone behind George Osborne’s right shoulder swinging off the arms of Big Ben………………..it’s Ed Bollocks…….is he going to jump or trying to turn the clock back.
It’s his left shoulder.
I’m not moving till he posts.
George, just smash him in the teeth, the smarmy know-all. What does Marr do with all those used newspapers…….another expense claim.
There is no “politics” tab on the BBC news website. Not a big loss, but have the given up?
C’mon lads, guido is waiting for the TV pundits to finish their morning reviews before reclaiming the headlines.
Mind you, he may have had an enourmous bung to bugger off leaving his hard drive in safe hands.
With 2 minutes to go Marr get’s onto Smeargate – what a weasel stooge he is.
Arms……..soggy ends….!
If you want proof that the BBC is arse licking Liebour then note that 5 bellies Smiff has spun some story about releasing some files about Hillsborough. Not really a newsworthy story as the files have NOT been released.
But it doesn’t stop the BBC running the story as story 1 on News 24. Really BBC? With all the Liebour sleaze and opinion poll news (notice how the BBC don’t mention bad polls for Liebour and how the BBC’s poll watch stopped last year when they started heading south for the snot Meister)
Sky News still running Smeargate as story 1.
Oh and Shami was on with Kelvin MacKenzie this morning. Why not the BBC Shami? Not returning your calls anymore?
Shami said that there had been a good clear out of dodgy senior coppers from the met. Yet Ken Livingdead yesterday claimed the met Police were and had been well run.
Looks like Shami won’t be on the BBC for a while.
“Yet Ken Livingdead yesterday claimed the met Police were and had been well run.”
Well he would say that wouldn’t he? They’ve been implementing his politically correct bollocks for years.
Ken needs a fucking wake up slap.
Jug Ears = New Labour Whore.
I cannot understand all this talk about Edwin.
As you know, I had him seen to long ago. And I’d like to remind you, since then, in the absence of his own, he’s spoken nothing but bollocks. Remember the Neo-Endogenous drivel? There’s no way he could put two thoughts together or plot anyfing. Innit.
That’s why they gave him ed-yer-kay-shun.
I just wonder whether he isn’t trying to keep a certain labour minister in suspense for as long as possible- I hope that’s what it is. Whatever I’m wearing out my F5 button.
Possibly a Mexican stand off.
Some sorry politician waiting to see what Guido publishes and Guido waiting for them to make a statement …
BULLETIN REGARDING THE HEALTH OF THE SUPREME LEADER
A bulletin has been posted on the railings of 10 Drowning (in Debt) Street by a SpokesPorkPerson, which reads :
10am, Sunday April 19, 2009
The Supreme, Beloved, and Glorious Leader remains weak, and in a critical condition following emergency apologectomy earlier this week. The procedure to extract the apology was fraught, and long drawn out, and wearing on both patient and operating team.
The badly eroded apology has now been minutely examined by a skilled team of pathologists and found to be useless. The Glorious Leader in no way feels better to have lost his apology, and might even try to grow another. But like all apologies, the organ is useless unless used properly.
Teams of spin, diversity, equality, compliance, and other jobsworths remain on standby lest the Glorious Leader relapses.
The Deputy Glorious Leader remains on standby ready to take over.
A further Bulletin will be released in due course.
Bulletin ends
Despite Marr trying to paint the picture of people parading up and down the street holding placards after a “supposed Tory Victory” – saying “No Tory Cuts” Osborne put the matter right . “These will not be mine or the Conservative Party’s Cuts – they will be Gordon Brown and the Labour party Cuts – caused as a result of his spending over the time he has been in charge of the nation’s finances – Andrew” (subtext – Now f** off your egregious little Labour creep) – Marr tried a last “attack” by under the guise of getting Osborne to condemn “Smeargate” by saying something to the effect “Well even though the Sunday Mirror to-day publishes details of prostitutes etc…….”
That more than anything demonstrates what the task will be – Labour’s placemen(ansd women) in the media are now on a “war-footing” and will do whatever it takes to try and ensure Labour hang on to power
The mistake the BBC and Mirror is making is that most people don’t give a toss about whether Tories were screwing whores in their own time with their own money twenty years ago.
We are concerned about the whores in No 10 who are screwing us, and using our money to do so, right now.
All the article confirms is that McGuire was on the inside of smeargate – the existence of the whores story was one of the original smear – and puts the Mirror into the frame.
The last throw of the dice of desperate people.
Guido,
Could you oblige in taking these people down in this order:
1. Tom Watson
2. Ed Balls
3. Ray Collins / Charlie Whelan (a double tap – it would be Pele like artfullness to take these two at once)
4. Gordon Brown
Mandelsnake………. leave him… just to show that you can……
Thanks.
oh no
Mandelsnake on World at One (Radio 4) just now sowing his usual disgusting slime, total sewer rat, he moves UP the list.
Never before have I witnessed just how in the pocket of the establishment the BBC is than this weeks events have shown. It has to be opened up then broken up, where is this Nick Robertson ponce? Marrs just shown his hand and he won’t get my attention again.
Guido if you never do anything else in your life you will have earned the undying gratitude of the Nation for what you kicked off.
Like Oliver – we want some more!!
Please.
I do hope that as we sit in front of our browsers, worrying our families that we have suffered a sudden onset of Parkinsons as our middle fingers strum the F5 key like Jacqui flicking her bean as she reads her expense claim one last time before sealing the envelope…..
…. I do hope that Guido is that there, three emails laid out before him, one to sink Balls, one to sing Watson and one to sink McSnot himslef…..
… and slowly, so slowly, Guido is whispering to himself…”Eeny meeny miny mo”
You express so eloquently the heartfelt emotions of a whole nation
Labour manifesto pledge, everyone who votes Libdem gets to spend a night of debauchery with Jacqui the lackie, handcuffed to the headboard whilst everyone who votes Tory gets to spend two nights……with her husband filming it…….and then claiming the laundry on expenses.
*** This item has been updated ***
DON’T HAVE THAT PICNIC IN THE WOODS!
Yes – smeargate now does not apply to Labour. It is only about Tories and sado-masochistic sex sessions.
They must have been up all night thinking of that one.
McBride possibly freelancing?
Enjoy your picnic Mr Fawkes. Oh please God let Gordon Brown be linked directly to these e mails.
“Guido is off for a picnic in the sunshine”
“Guido. feeling lonely and depressed, took the dogs and the tablets and headed to the woods”, surely!
…….if you go down to the woods today……..
Charlie 761.
The problem with this blog : It’s like really good SEX, the more you get, the more you want.
Be patient.
I don’t.
Ed is running McBride, Mandy is running Ed, the whole lot are running.
Aha – the old ‘wait until AFTER Lord Mandy has been on the radio’ so he cannot retaliate because he doesn’t know what the attack will be….
Subtle, yet effective…
We have “all learned to love Peter” as Blair had it, so for him we reserve an open ox-cart, lead at slow walking pace to Tyburn Tree…
Phil Woolas knows that Labour are truly shafted – asking potential Labour/BNP switchers to vote Tory instead:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1171730/Labour-Minister-PHIL-WOLLAS-I-want-vote-Tory.html
Love the way the Mail misspells his name
Can hardly wait for the next installment.
Desperately hoping that the trail will lead all the way to Gordon.
It’s getting closer and closer.
In the meantime Guido I thought that this may be of some use to you?
They are all the same Grumps nature of the political game mate, do you really think we’d be better off with the Tories? The establishment Tories who wouldn’t give the likes of me and you the vote if they could get away with it.
Hear, hear!
lets deal with the corrupted venal scum in government first before we deal with the pretenders eh, first things first kris, first pick off the organ grinder, the monkey can wait a while.
What a jolly nice attempt at feigned mateiness, Kris Alienz! Utter bollox as usual though, so fuck the hell off!
And while you are picking off the organ grinder the monkeys will regroup and fuck the system.
Wholesale revolution, top down, is what is required. And the sooner the better.
Stop fannying about!
There’s hardly any of you anyway. 3/4 of voters hate nasty labour.
Fuck off! You come on here time after time shilling for Brown and his NuLab crooks and then when it goes tits up you come out with this ‘they’re all the same’ bollocks?
Looking at the polls, it looks like the ‘ordinary hardworking families’ are throroughly pissed off with Brown and you lot. So much for the Brown bounce and his G20 summit success. The sleazy hoon.
Prepare to come in third behind the Liberals at the next election…
Better, prepare not to come in at all.
If ye hear the skirl o’ the pipes – kick him in the bag an’ shove his wee chanter up his aerse!
I see the BBC were running the bit about Carol Thatcher on the Marr show. Lets have Tory sleaze “Golliwogs” Oh no!
Is it just me or has Guido’s picnic update disappeared?
It’s disappeared
yep it done a runner
He’s been Carter Rucked
or Shillinged
Yep, Al-Jabeeba leading on Smith releasing Hillsborough info (hmm, that’s not an obvious deflection, is it?) and they even spent less time on the new smear stories than they did on the recycled Carol Thatcher / Golliwog story which they themselves manufactured and started up again by inviting her on.
Disgusting partisanship. Follow the money – these Hoons make Pravda look like Woodward and Bernstein.
There is no news today. Everything is alright. Look, here’s some Eastenders. Watch it. Relax. Nothing is wrong. Nothing has happened. Everything is alright. Look at Phil Mitchell. He’s rasping again. Everything is alright. There is no news today. Just relax. Look at the pretty, flickering images. Relax. Relax. Everything is alright…..
and you’ve got Gabby Logan
That’s a lie I found this quality piece on the front page
Toilet training mishap as toddler’s foot gets stuck in potty
FFS
There main Headline should have been
Smear training mishap as Gordon Brown’s Labour party get covered in shit.
The suspense is giving me a headache – I have to go for a walk
Guido I think you should rename your blog ordure-ordure, as more and more shit hits the fan…
We have to reach 1,000 posts before all the PC’s explode, and watch that CCTV behind your right shoulder, georgeous, sexy, come-to-bed-eyes Jacqui is watching you……..
you’re about to have your front door knocked in, rocket-propelled grenades into your front room and the shit beaten out of you…….. in the name of National Security.
actually, having my door kicked in is the better option
the thoughts of “georgeous, sexy, come-to-bed-eyes Jacqui…” has put me off lunnch already!
Jacqui Smith…I’ve had her.
Osborne on “The Marr Show”also revealed that heither he(or more importantly is wife) have received a letter or apology from Brown written in black marker pen or typed or anything else. Brown is a total disgrace both as a human being and a Prime Minister and shames those people who have held his office before him – and there have been some real “stinkers” in the years preceding him too.
That this country could actually have a Prime Minister and Leader of a political party who cannot take responsibility or blame for anything(even though it happened “on his watch” and who must take the ultimate responsibility as both head of government and leader of the Labour Party – whether he was “personally responsible” or not(it’s called Moral courage” and leadership” – Mr Brown) and cannot bring himself to admit the blame or say what any decent human being would immediately say and only says the word “sorry” (and in a pefunctory manner )when told by his advisors that the whole affair is damaging him electorally and he needs to utter the word for the media(not incidentally for those smeared it will be noted if you re-read the record)and who has encouraged such a climate in the heart of Downing Street no longer deserves to retain that office and should be voted out of power at the earliest opportunity. He and his administration are now a “stain”on our national reputation and no longer enjoy the confidence of the majority of the electorate. They are past redemption and no longer have any moral authority left.
As Osborne said – politicians have pretty tough skins and expect some criticisms(although “smeargate” went beyond even that)but to attack a spouse goes “beyond the pale”. How would Brown feel if it was his wife getting attacked – no doubt the crescendo would be deafening from our left -leaning media such as Marr and his ilk ?
Listen Archie Bunker boy George Osborne is a fine one to talk, and as or Andy Marr, privleged kid that’s all he is – okay so it’s not his fault – but they a great big huge giantic boost compared to kids who have much more talent than them. Let’s face it this country is neither democratic or meritocratic and until we have both we’ll never make progress.
All the things to make your life perfect can be found in Utopia.
By world standards [a useful reference] this country is democratic and meritocratic [how else to explain Jacqui Smith].
What sort of progress is it you seek? Triple A stars to get a job in MacDonald’s, for example, so that they can then teach you to add-up and write?
You work with what you’ve got ! I have no illusions about politicians from either party but the only way to get rid of Brown is to vote in Osborne & Co and quite honestly I don’t give two hoots whether he and Cameron and half the “shadow cabinet” went to Eton,Oxford or was a member of the “Bullingdon” or whatever – the priority is to get rid of Brown and Labour who are the worst evil at the present time for the countryh and whatever your political slant – The so called “smeargate” WAS a major political blunder by Brown who allowed the matter to gain traction when a few honest words and saying “sorry” would have killed it dead on Good Friday rather than let it build momentum over a slow news Easter weekend and shows the hubris and the heart of Downing Street
As for “social mobility” that ended in the 1990′s and certainly no longer applies even under a Labour Government who(until the cash ran out) were sending more and more young people to ex-polytechics(I know that was started in 1992 under Major – I didn’t agree then either) to do courses in “Media Studies” or “Creative Writing Skills” under false pretences rather than keeping the vocational schemes going. All we get is over-qualified check-out/McDonalds workers with degrees earning as much as if they’d just left school at 16 but saddled with debts that they cannot repay. Now THAT is a scandal and successive governments are to blame for it. The “golden years” of social mobility were in the 60′s and 70 when the present lot of left-wing types enjoyed the fruits of that time and barring a miracle is NEVER going to return to the same extent. Privilege gains privilege – it’s the “British Way” I’m sorry to say and even Labour are not disinclined to undertake some well targetted nepotism either – Blair or Gould or several other names some going back decades before spring to mind. Barring revolution which is NEVER going to happen we’re stuck with the present system however flawed and have to work within it.
Fxck off somewhere else if you dont like it commie scum we like our aristo’s and if one or two are getting their leg over it’s not our problem whereas your Party is currently saddling our grandchildren with an enormous debt just to massage a one eyed scottish twat’s fxcking ego and everyone in nu labour appears to be skinning the taxpayer from Brown’s sky tv to Spliff’s bleeding bath plug.
Democracy would be great.
I propose having a general election. Controversial I know.
Brown lacks humanity, courage, moral rectitude, humour,common decency and personal honour.
Brown is devoid of these basic human traits because he is mentally ill, his dark side has been given free reign for years, sidekicks have encouraged him and surounded him with toady yesmen, the end result is a tragedy for all of us not least ordinary labour party members who are seeing their party eaten from the inside untill only a rotten corpse remains.
he’s not mentally ill
he’s a lying, cheating, heartbreaking weasel, useless, talentless, inutterably stupid, abusive and arrogant piece of poo and lacks all the human traits you mention
the mentally ill would be offended by your comment
You missed out leadership and competence
I hope this isn’t one of those tomorrow never comes jobs,come on Guido slay the sleazy sods.
Looking forward to it
gords only way to change polls–is to think/dress be susan
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1171704/Jay-Leno-joins-Susan-Boyle-fan-club-hilarious-look-like-impression-US-chat-show.html
1. Kinnock on Marr programme arguing that despite all the trouble with emails, no one should make any assumptions about Brown – he got a tad annoyed at Gordon being implicated.
2. Jacqui C*NT Smith had announced opening up the Hillsborough papers so the justice can be done.
3. Gabby Logan on Radio5 telling listeners she will balance things up as the programme continues following David Starkey lambasting present government vz a vie Henry VIII. Sounds like they’ve got Maguire in now…..
what a load of hoons these people are
Is the David Starkey interview online yet?
C*NTs are usefull, she certainly isn’t.
“If only the Fuhrer knew, none of this would have been allowed to happen” – Rudolf Hess
We should have let Hitler win, me Dad lost his leg in the Battle of the Bulge to let these tw*ts drive round in elctric BMW Mini’s.
Just passing time…..what does Andrew Marr do the rest of the week?………does he pay a TV licence and claim it back on expenses?
While we are waiting, I would just like to take this opportunity to thank the Taxpayers for my Bath Plug.
It is very nice.
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guido stop keepin us in suspenders
C’mon Guido. Don’t be a Hoon!
Maybe Guido’s at mass?
The Teddy Bears’ Picnic
If you go down to the woods today
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today
You’d better go in disguise.
For ev’ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Ev’ry teddy bear who’s been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There’s lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play.
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They’ll hide and seek as long as they please
Cause that’s the way the teddy bears have their picnic.
If you go down to the woods today
You’d better not go alone.
It’s lovely down in the woods today
But safer to stay at home.
For ev’ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Picnic time for teddy bears
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout;
They never have any care;
At six o’clock their mummies and daddies,
Will take them home to bed,
Because they’re tired little teddy bears.
Why do we just sit back and let it happen : not sure? : read Pierre Bourdieu, that’s if you can read – sorry I just remembered this is a right-wing blog for useless, chinless wonders.
How is Guido to job Maguire’s memory? I hear tell he’s on the radio later today… is it a phone-in..?
Just passing the time trying to get to the magic figure of 1,000……….What day of the week does Andrew Marr have Sunday Lunch?
OK, confession time. I am an avid BBC radio listener. Specifically (and singularly), 5Live’s Drive 4pm – 7pm weekdays, with Peter Allen and his foil Anita Anand. Peter’s dry wit and cynicism are a joy, and Anita is serious “thinking man’s tottie” material (just don’t let her loose in the kitchen). When John Pienaar pays a visit his acerbic undertones leaves one in no doubt as to his true inner opinion on the imbecilic nature of this government. Given the constraints put on them by the Brown Broadcasting Corporation they do a great job.
There is, however, a dung beetle in my soup of enjoyment. Maybe in the interests of “balance”, but much to my ire, a certain Kevin Maguire is occasionally given airtime on the show to voice his particular brand of verbal diarrhoea. The microsecond I hear his cheeky-chappie macam sphincter about to defecate to the masses I reach for the off button. You know the feeling: like when Brown appears on TV and the only think stopping you putting the remote through the screen is the fact that your understanding wife has ensured it is out of harm’s way.
So when Maguire’s “Article 6” appeared last week, along with revelations of his direct involvement with Draper and Hoon McBride my faith as an atheist was tested…maybe there was a God after all? I promptly despatched a complaint to the BBC about their credibility in continuing to use this sewage farm as a source, thinking it would be surplus to requirements, given anyone at Shepherds Bush with even a modicum of intelligence would be way ahead of me…and received the following response on Friday:
“Dear Sir
Thanks for your e-mail regarding Kevin Maguire.
Firstly, I apologise for the delay in our reply. We know our correspondents appreciate a quick response, and it’s a matter of regret to us that you’ve had to wait for so long on this occasion.
I can’t comment on The Daily Mirror blog as it has nothing to do with the BBC. If you feel it is inappropriate you could consider contacting The Daily Mirror management. (Fair comment – CE)
However I appreciate that you feel that Kevin Maguire is no longer a suitable person to be on the BBC and so I’ve registered your complaint about him on our audience log. This is a daily report of audience feedback that’s circulated to many BBC staff, including members of the executive board, channel controllers and other senior managers.”
Yesterday I was still hearing this malignant little scumbag polluting the airwaves. Is he like one of those cockroaches that just refuses to lie down and die gracefully? After you’ve emptied half a can of bug spray on it, that is? A classic example of which is the mother of all cockroaches, Charlie Wheelan.
For crying out loud, I want my favourite program permanently cleansed of this abhorrence. I’m quite happy for Maguire to carry on at the Mirror – the only “grassroots” Labour supporters reading that “red rag” while he is involved would vote for a steaming turd if it had a red rosette pinned to it, but the rest of us deserve bette, particularly from a media stream we have to pay for.
May the Fawkes be with you.
PS: Jeez. would you credit it – the scum is on Sky as I finish. (reaches for the remote)
Toilets is on SKY now..trying to swing the smears back to the Tories.
YOU CUNNTT
Mandleson driving that Mini again..waving like a fuckin fairy!
Hold on….
What’s hurting Brown more than anything is knowing that these revelations are all being fed back to Obama. McGlobal won’t be invited to visit the States ever again.
He’s been assissinated by a Jacqi come-to-bed-eyes Smith fart.
The best thing about the Marr show this morning was the Zombies, I mean the band, not that jug eared twat or the welsh sand dipper.
I second that, Kinnock is still a twat and AM is about as talented as a one armed paper hanger.
HP Sources close to Ed Bollocks are saying Brown will announce a hasty press conference on the White Housel lawn (whilst mowing it and picking up the dog shite) apologising for saying he was sorry.
Am I a hoon?
Look here boys, nothing makes me so cross as you Tories talking the economy down. You love every bit of bad news. I’m not standing for it any longer.
Goodbye then.
We won’t miss you, Fondlebum.
C’mon Guido, where is it?
I do enjoy seeing Liebour exposed – keep it coming.
Marr’s interview with Pantsdown was pathetic. The revelation in 92 of his affair with his secretary at the height of his political career was not mentioned.
Perhaps Marr’s own moral bankruptcy makes him wholly unsuitable as a journalist in today’s sleaze-ridden political landscape.
Regards,
Tom
Moral bankrupty? Cut the guy a little slack. Boys will be boys…at least Marr wasn’t jerking off to Raw Meat 3 at the taxpayer’s expense.
So much for sisterhood among the enlightened wimmin of Norf London’s chattering classes.
Nonetheless, it was hypocritical of him to raise the faux outrage of ‘gollygate’ with Carol Thatcher knowing that he’s got bigger skeletons in his own cupboard.
Entire Cabinet seen heading for Northolt and leaving on a Military transport
Nah just kidding.
“there can be no brownwash …….. at the Brown House…”
Well, if he takes full responsibility, and er… the person who is responsible …. has been, (jaw-lock) …. er… removed ….. then problem sorted.
Remember Campbell * is the real threat to truth and democracy, not Balls. One pretty photograph of Balls in his early jackboot haircut and he is unelectable (even if there was only a postal ballot mmmmmmmm)
Balls will be abandoned in a week.
* Campbell; you know, the one who has played football with Pele & Maradona. Who’s greatest thrill in life has been to….. oh I don’t know … something humble and fake and oily..
6:30?
Guido’s got nothing.
Oh do fuck off Pride you tramps cock sucking hoon!
Oh sorry…you’re Harman’s Pride not Harman Pride.
tell you what, you’ve got a fuck off paid on for next time!
Kunnt
Arent you in for a surprise sunshine
What, so do you want him to come out with something? Nervous are we?
HP writes like a Labour media specialist, judging by some of the cut and paste stuff right down to the bullet points – which all makes it sound like it’s all straight out of those comprehensive briefing packs beloved of Labour press officers.
But it should be noted that Labour’s media handling is significantly improved over the last 24 hours, which may explain HP’s confident assertion here. The uncharacteristically smooth response from Jacqui Smith today – the Hilsboro files story – is reminiscent of the sure touch of Mandelson back at work on his old turf.
Giving Jacqui the lead in the Hilsboro story (files being released ‘at her request’) is also classsic and much used strategy: a genuine headline (and it is – ask anyone in Liverpool) backed by a real story which they can’t ignore creates the time for the institution to get back on the front foot. Note that it wasn’t Brown asking for the files to be released – that would have been the clunking response a week ago and it’s significant that it’s not been played this way this time.
Someone trailed a spoiler yesterday about Labour being third in the polls; the actual figures, though bad, were therefore relatively disappointing. It’s an old trick, lowering expectations, and it’s worked in the MSM largely.
Expect more of the same more assured but equally contrived stuff in the run up to the budget & beyond.
They will, I guess, be inclined to judge that Guido’s second round of revelations fell much flatter then he might have hoped – no resignations, and no real additional pressure for them yet despite the NOTW headline.
In all, they might well feel that today’s coverage has been marginally better then they might have hoped. The ‘second wave’, which is usually a killer in political media coverage, hasn’t really had that much effect. The Ray Collins stuff isn’t gaining any real traction on the Beeb or on Sky, and they’re taking Maguire’s denial straight and using an indignant Jowell to round off the report talking about hard working ministers; it all suggests a return of nerve for the politicos.
The weakness of Labour’s strategy is that it has up to now been based on the reflexes and vulnerabilities of the msm and hasn’t taken into account the fact that Guido is not playing by any rules they would recognise. But Guido shouldn’t think that they’re not very, very quick to recognise new realities and vulnerabilities and they’re likely to be all-out to salvage pride, establish dominance over the pack and the lobby and regain control.
Guido’s obviously got more – he trailed it yesterday – and the fact that it hasn’t appeared on the blog as promised today suggests a hold up of one kind or another, unless it’s Labour he’s teasing rather than his readers…
High stakes indeed. And only Guido knows how many cards are still to be played…
Can’t wait …
6.45
Guido’s got nothing
While we’re all waiting, I’m getting on with the job.
That the Prince of Darkness is trying to divert attention means that somewhere under this stinking pile of excrement, there is a Prince of Darkness involvment somewhere. This kind of excrement sounds exactly like his modi operandus.
Keep going – kill the Beasts!! (Brown and The PoD).
Mandy says it’s all over and we shouyld move on- a definite sign that there’s more to find here. Is it another Mandy-scandal leading to resignation number 3? That would be an excellent way to start the week.
PS My pension is still being paid, Ms Harman. No funnies in the budget please or I shall have to start releasing some emails of my own…….
If it involves these despicable and corrupt polititi.. bags of excrement in suits being exposed for what they are, I’m all for it.
Pass the crayfish platter…
Curious. Just tried to post a response to one of the dafter comments against an earlier item, which resulted in various strange error messages. The original comment now seems to have disappeared. Any clues ?
I don’t understand it, how come a bit of shagging and a couple of Porno films can bring a Westminster to it’s knees, yet barely a murmer from this :-
Edward Heath a German DVD Agent
still, whatever works I suppose.
Must make our boys in Iraq and Afghanistan really proud to be fighting for and dying defending Great Britain.
It seems someone has sent all my troops out of the country, I’m looking for volunteers to carry out a little job I have been considering for some months now.
Ex epecial forces or Abbatoir workers especially suited.
Jaqui Smith is a fat, useless Hoon.
Sorry, but someone had to say it..