Friday Caption Competition
The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
‘ave you seen iz rockin ‘orse pictures?
Artificial Financial Crash = New World Order
If anyone out there doesnt yet understand that the so called ‘ Credit Crunch’ was deliberately created so as to create the New World Order then you are an idiot.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/obama-hails-the-new-world-order-1661088.html
Ha ha you suckers. We’ve stolen all your cash and given it to our banker friends. We’re all in the money us politicians and bankers, we’ve got our tax havens, fuck you all.
You will become slaves to paying off debts that we deliberately made so we can be stinking rich. Our World Communist plan has finally worked, not even James Bond could save you.
Hasn’t Nigel Farage put on a bit of weight?
That’s exactly what I saw when I looked at the pic.
“ohhh, myyyyy……Medeved must have forgotten to mention to Brown before the game the bit about the live bullit “
You suckers. I have granted myself immunity from prosecution for my criminal corruption. Ha, ha, ha.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’ll be Speak no Evil!”
“Imma de good…whicha oneis de bad anda ugly!”
Hey guys Sir Fred Goodwin has just arrived
Im a billionaire,
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
….said Medvedev.
“Me-a too” said Silvio.
“All I’m going to get out of it is a freakin’ presidential library” said Barry
Obama did a stinky fart
We screwed them again!
Berlusconi
“Ill take this one on my right”
Eeet waz da left nostril first thissa time, so I winna da bet, and you buy-a da gold!
“Dude – I will NOT smell your thumb”
Onwards! Let’s drain the Pontine Marshes!
Save it for the classroom, George. It’s wasted on here.
“I’m sorry to laugh, but he is just such a cock.”
Zat imbicile Broon wanted me to shove my thumb up his arse.
Ze pervert, zis is my dogs favourite thumb.
Iz eet justa me, or iz he a bit, how you say a fruita cake?
W.W.
‘If we all smile nicely, perhaps we’ll be able to avoid being nabbed by the mental fuckwit before the nice men in white coats get here…’
Look at him rock, look at him rock, zie PM is a dribbling mess!
‘look,that fat scottish poof thinks he has saved the world’ hahahahaahhaha
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/G20/article6023886.ece
liars,cheats,hoons
That weird Scottish bloke thinks he’s running things!
They have just been told that Gordon Brown will not be able to make the next summit as he will have been kicked out by the British public….
Photographs from the Blue reunion showed that time had taken it’s toll.
Newcastle United unveil new management team.
A Capitalist, A Fascist, and a Communist….and that’s just Berlusconi.
Brilliant! Surely a winner…
Maybe Obama’s saying “I thought I was Brownman!”
Spot on. You got a genuine LOL with that one!
Typical Guido, another picture with some anonymous black person in it for the racists to slur.
Chaps – Smile if you think Gordon’s a cock
Burlesquoni: “Ey, you see, now I ‘ave a face as tanned as yours!”
Obama: “Yes, but mine’s natural.”
Chaps – Smile if you think Gordon’s a weird
Now he’s shown us how to sort out the world economy…maybe next he can show us how to tie a tie properly
“YMCA!”
Smile if Gordon’s noshing you off…
“Hey, Gordie, I gotta Timney’s movie lockcode here – I’d swap you for some gold, if you had any.”
“Look! I have an opposable thumb!”
Passengers on the Titanic rejoice as Captain Brown announces that in future improved standards of design, navigation and safety will be introduced.
Dont worry mister Obama, we will keep the weirdo away from you.
‘We’re going to spend a trillion dollars? That Brown’s a funny guy! I don’t how he keeps coming up with this shit! Genius!’
Berlusconi – You shoulda getta yourselves the fitta totty ina ya cabinetta, like a whatta Iya done.
Medvedev: you dirty rat.
“I stuck my thumb up his ass – and it really did come out smelling of roses”
Classic
“Where’s Waldo?”
Ethnic mis-match comedy #354: Obama: “Dawwwwg, you get your hands off me or I’l kick your sorry ass!” Berlusconi: “Shaaaaadappa your face!”
A journalist asks if the the three men think Sarah Brown is attractive.
Coincidentally Berlusconi misheard the question; thinking instead he had been asked if he’d shagged Obama’s wife.
Priceless
Hey, Gordon! We want you to take the “credit” for this pile of shite!
After much goading, Gordon takes a deep breath and nails the hooker to the enthusiastic cheers of his “friends”.
Male ‘escort’, shurely?
Berlusconi: “Does anyone know where the money’s coming from?”
Obama: “Who cares, just smile and screw the taxpayer. Brown says it works!”
Cameraman “Smile if you want a Trillion Dollars”
All together now:
“I’ve been going out with a boy,
his name is Sylvio
But last night he said to me,
when we were watching telly
(This is what he said)
He said listen Sylvio, I love you
But there’s this bloke, I fancy
I don’t want to two time you,
so it’s the end for you and me
Who’s this bloke I asked him
Goooooordon, he replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he’s no puff he cried
But I know he’s a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron”
Class!
One in nine US homeowners with a mortgage was behind on home loan payments or in some stage of foreclosure by the end of last year and reports are growing of the desperate measures to which people are turning when they lose their homes. Almost 300,000 homes received foreclosure filings in February alone, according to RealtyTrac.
Ping!
“Hey Gordon! Guess who bought your gold!”
Good One.
We Are Not Amused
Berlusconi – ‘Hey everyone, I’ve just locked that eeddiot en da toilet, come, lets sing some Neopolitan love songs…’
Touch my bum!
‘He wants the IMF to start selling gold? Okay lads, smile at him but move steadily towards the exit…’
Berlusconi:
“Wadda mistake to make – I thought the coloured guy was the parking valet!”
Medvedev:
“You allow coloureds to park your cars in Italy?”
Superb!!!
I cannot believe: I CANNOT BELIEVE
that this bunch of Huhnes are presiding over a crisis.
(taps red heels together)
“There’s no place like home”
They’re not Simon….of course, you knew that anyway
When the boys met up later at The ‘G’ String Club someone asked
” What did you tell him you were doing next?”
“Important parliamentary vote”
“Euro farming subsidy quota committee”
“Red River Senate hearings commission”
hahahaha
Best Yet!
The ‘Rat Pack’ Minus a Rat
Berlusconi:
“You gotta guess whera ma other thumb is.”
A trillion US? You cannot be serious…
Spend, spend, spend!*
*Yours. Not ours.
Loved the punchline, Gordon. You, an international statesman? – it’s the way you tell those jokes!
“O’Bama? You’re the lot who voted NO to Lisbon?”
“All right lads. First one to nail Angela doesn’t have to spend any more money”
Berlusconi – “Ha Ha Gordon, my little suntanned friend tells me you have a teeny winky – you shoulda see mine – its as big as a Mortadella !”
Zat iz me two touzend unt nine Chreezmaz card peecture sorteed and zat Brown geet izent innit.
OK, I’ve got eez wallet
W…. W….. W…. W….. W….. W……. W…. W….. W…. W….. W….. W……. W…. W….. W…. W….. W….. W……. W…. W….. W…. W….. W….. W…….W…. W….. W…. W….. W….. W……. WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE I wan tto be in the picture.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I want to cry. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“…and then Gordon said to me, I’d like to slip between silk tartan sheets with you and see if it’s true what they say about black men”
“Everybody point and laugh at Gordy!!”
Sponsored by Colgate
Eastwood remake of “The Good the Bad and the Ugly” has opening shot taken at G20. Makers to contest film censors award of triple xxx rating.
“Look! He’s picking his nose again!”
The three stooges tribute act goes down a storm.
My inglish no good. Day say Brown a hoon. What is hoon ? What it mean ?
Brown to get re-elected! Now that’s what I call a joke
“Where’s Gordon?”
“ “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.”
Gordon to the three of them:
“First one to give me a thumbs up get’s Jacqui’s porn”
O/T
Toenails has closed his “Chancellor of the World” blog to comments.
What a tool.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2009/04/chancellor_of_t.html#comments
I thought “Chancellor of the World” was some sort of spoof attack on Phil “toenaails ” Silvers – clearly not. What an embarrassing piece of Labour-puff by Nick. Shame on him.
“Before they find us out you’ve got the suntan so you can be Lammy, I’ll be Sid James and you can be Farage.”
I thought that was Farage for a second – but George Formby shurely?
Art, Bart and Fargo
All together now -
“Thank God Gordo’s out of the picture at last !!”
Oh look, its the stuttering crank who “saved the world”
“Sacré bleu!” ze door is on ze other side “Round Boy”… eez, just like zat other eeddiot Jeorge … what a wankeer e was!
The Lesson unto Old-Noo (Neé Noo-Old) GrinningBoringLiars is taken from Mose, Chapter 49, .
1. And Mose the Charlatan, and MincingSpinningBot, having been driven away from the dwellings of honest and honourable men, returned again to the desert.
2. And they were benders.
3. And they said, one to another, wherefore shall we find comfort and anyone to heed us : And they were distraught.
4. But returning again to their own natures, they began to lie unto each other, after the manner of poli-ti-cians : and neither noticed or took heed.
5. And one lifted up his voice, and said : Thou wert very good, and nothing can ever be thy fault.
6. And the other answering, said, And thou too lookéd lovely, and sweet in thy costume. And all the men were jealous that you were mine.
7. And they continued in this wise. And neither one tired of proclaiming progressive twaddle or cross-cutting claptrap.
8. Yet the skies grew dark. And great clouds and thunder came o’er the firmament.
9. And a mighty tumult arose. And great storms of dust rose into the air. And lightening crashed about them.
10. And there arose a great figure or likeness into the air, like of the first great charlatan, naméd Bliar. And it was made of the dust of the earth, and had no substance or backbone.
11. And MincingPimpleBot fell to his knees and worshipped the likeness that had formed o’er the floor of the desert. And cried, My Leader, My Leader, Save ME.
12. And Mose ground his teeth, and rent his garment, and beat his breast saying, what help is there for me. And he ran away.
Relief, as Brown had to go away and change his colostomy bag,during which everyone starts cracking the Brown jokes
Very funny!
Silvio [for it is he..] “Sorry about the funny noise, but I didn’t have any Vazeline with me…”
Shudduppa yer face!
I’ve had enough of all you niggards.
We are the Ovaltinies little girls and boys…
and
Yes, we DID Mclean our teeth today
Off topic girls, but I do recommend popping over here
In which, once again, the intrepid Dolly Draper proves to the world that not only is he a hoon, but a moron too
Huge fun. Take the family
“Some of the recent right-wing commentators have had some problems dealing with Labour spindoctor Derek Draper”
I swear to God I read that initially as “Labour sphincter”
Me too! Sphinct-doctor
Sphinct-doctor! I love it!
I’ve not really looked into whether this “we’d have regulated better” stuff is just what you get with Politicians talking themselves up with all the benefits of hindsight.
But then, I’m not putting me and my ignorance of those details up on tele so I can look like an arse.
I can only think that anyone with long term ambitions in the labour party is keeping their head down, leaving DD to dick about on tv.
Obama hadnt realised that his Russian counterpart had the same Italian Hairdresser from the old country
Little does Snotty know that it’s his turn in the barrel next!
That’s a spicey meaty ball!
Hey Gordo, Barack tells me you couldn’t get it up last night!
Side effect of Largactil
OT – Dan Hannan only needs 5k hits to make 2m – click here to make it happen
The Bee Gees reconvene and prove they can still hit those high notes.
Only one of these uses ultra brite……….which one?
“Let’s get on over to http://www.unionstogether.org.uk/page/s/welldone and tell Gordo what we really think”
Email: *
First Name:
Last Name:
Postcode: *
unionstogether.org.uk, TULO and TULO’s committee in your region may use the data you have supplied.
Are you *really* sure about that…?
“Honest, 25 Region 1 DVDs……….”
In terms of Cold Hard Cash, the actual new money pledged to the IMF amounts to $240bn, less than one-quarter of the $1.1 trillion in the G20 headline. That $240bn is coming from just three lenders – China ($40bn), Japan ($100bn), and the EU ($100bn). None is coming from the US, and the $100bn from Japan has already been announced once, in February. So real new money amounts to just $140bn, or less than 0.2% of world GDP (pre-Crash).
Another $250bn for the IMF is supposedly coming from lenders yet to be identified – in reality it will probably have to be raised on the global capital markets.
The IMF’s final $250bn is coming in the form of additional Special Drawing Rights (SDRs). They are the ultimate funny money, basically comprising a committed credit line on which interest is charged. Moreover, the new SDRs will be allocated in proportion to so-called IMF quotas, which means that most will go to the richest countries. And guess what – the richest countries are the ones that won’t actually need to draw on them.
The $100bn of extra lending by the MDBs (multilateral development banks, like the World Bank) will be raised on the international capital markets, not directly from G20 members.
The $250bn extra trade finance sounds like classic vapourdosh. First, how’s it going to divvied up? Second, how’s it going to be measured against existing plans? And third, who’s going to do the monitoring and enforcement?
Overall, it seems that $1.1 trillion headline may be a teensy bit of an exaggeration. It certainly isn’t the coordinated global jump-start promised by Gordo.
But that can’t be right, you say. The equity markets have soared – they clearly love it.
Hmm. More likely, they’ve finally caught up with the sound of whirring printing presses. In 1975, just a year before our economy crashed and burned so badly we were forced to call in the IMF, the UK stock market rose by 140%.
Funny things, markets.
This was message 102 for most of the day…waht happened there then?
Shouldn’t you give a hat tip to Burning Our money? It is afterall a copy and paste (unless Wat is Anonymous… in which case well said!)
Slowest caption competition ever!
Out of the way you Guido dinosaurs.
It’s over, run along and take your market fundamentalism with you.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Shut it you nonce!
No you shut it thicko!
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
The nonce will remain silent until he is tried! That means you, you nonce!
How does the nonce plead?
Biff!
ha!
That showed him!
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Biff? Sounds like nonce-speak to me. Guilty it is.
Back for more?
Biff! zap! kapow!
ha!
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Twat
Financial mismanagement = Labour
Are you being provocative?
Is this a Conservative site?
Financial miscondct = Conservatives
Astroturfing again Derek?
Financial mismanagement = Derek Draper
You misunderstand the term Astroturfing.
Look it up.
Check yourself in the mirror.
Straighten your combover.
Come back here and apologise for your stupidity and ignorance.
Stop obsessing about Derek Draper.
The Inquisition has nothing to do with Derek Draper or Labourlist.
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
The Inquisition = Twat
Biff! Bop!
ha!
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
What exactly is your purpose here Inquisition? Trolling?
To inquire
Financial misconduct = Conservatives
Inquire about what? You haven’t asked anything.
Perhaps you were after a copy of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze; I’m sure Guido could help.
You are not funny, clever or remotely entertaining with your Financial loop.
Just ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd and very boring. Are you an anal retentive by any chance? Thought as much.
FINANCIAL MORON= GORDON BROWN
The Inquisition says
Why do you equate the Conservative Party with being “free market”
You do not have any comprehension of the concept.
In a “free market” socialism could “socialise” as much as it wanted. On a voluntary basis of course.
You could even document it and sell it as a TV series, Ice road socialism or sum such bollox.
The way you keep parroting the same old rubbish Inquisition without any facts or figures to back you, I can only assume you are Derek Drooper after too long a lunchtime in the pub & I claim my £5. PS explain that bit about the difference between ‘at Berkeley’ and ‘in Berkeley’ again will you & BTW, where did you get your MA from? Actually, where did you get your initial degree from?
Blah…blah …. blah
Giordano fa culo stronzo.
Certain “journos” are getting excited about “Gordon’s New Global Deal” likely poll bounce and if will he call an election in June to capitalise on it ?
Answer:
First – wait for the first opinion polls to be out – People aren’t as stupid as you think and can see behind the glitz.The majority realise that it’s all fudge and nothing in it for the UK and it’s all re-cycled announcements/iniatives anway
Second: I hope so – he’ll get slaughtered in the polls
Apropos the NATO meeting in Strasbourg – nice to see Gordon has offered to send 2,000 additional British troops to cover Afghanistani election if nobody else will come forward i.e. France of Germany – so that’s definite then another 2,000 British troops sent to a pointless unwinnable war. Apparently thisoffer was spontaneous so much so that the MoD in London was totally unaware of it and “haven’t got a briefing position” yet. Ah well another day another photo-op. Gordon Brown – Saving the World(again)
Fuckwits on the Beeb were enthusing over O’Bama’s speech in Strasbourg.
They didn’t understand what he was telling NATO.
The PotUS was telling Europe that they had to start pulling their weight otherwise they are on their own.
McDoom is determined to be O’Bama’s newest, bestest friend, so he is writing cheques with other people’s blood – a prize Hoon
Message 102: Anon…and what about the hat tip to Burning Our Money?
Oh look, Gordy’s done a wee wee all down his leg!
It’s time to play the music…
It’s time to light the lights…
It’s time to meet the Muppets in the Muppet Show Tonight!
The Tanned and the Currupt….
How dare Gormless Gordo invite Purnell Prat and 2 Milliblink Gnomes to the G20 knees up and leave Sarah and her ilk to host sambos and tea for a Major International VIP as I happen to be.
My memory is long and stilettos are sharp.
On yer bike Guido.
Celebrating Red Nose Day a little late…
Lets make Gordon think he;s done so well, he’ll go to the polls!!!
So as you can see, nobody can tell. I’d really recommend a hair transplant when the time comes boys…
A real thumbs up for it!
“Dmitri, look! We got a Meester Brown over there, and another Meester Brown over here! Cabiche? Itsa funny, innit!”
(this is about Berlusconi’s sense of humour, before anyone gets the wrong idea)
A great day for Colgate at the G20!
The man from Del Monte, he say ‘Yeees’
So guys what do you think of the Labourlist website run by that Derek Draper idiot ? With friends like that who needs enemies?
I think you meant enemas, Mr Bundy
Guido Fawkes 1 contributor 2 themes Derek Draper and MP’s remuneration plus elderly dinosaur readership of Doily Moil fans.
Labourlist 140 plus contributors in 6 weeks and a diverse readership.
No competition
By your presence here I assume you agree that LabourList is utter shit then.
Actually, LabourList really only has one theme: don’t vote Tory.
I have been there, and it is truly utter shit.
Generally, I consider contributors as self-publicising c*nts, so less is better.
Hohoho – Mssrs Miller, Cash, Hardwidge and Flexer = Draperbots – as well as David Dee @ Telegraph and Tim on PB.
The other half a dozen appear to be nom de plume tourists from Guido and Mr Dale.
Derek – you really should try harder.
I notice that your intv on Woman’s Hour was deleted from Listen Again after Jenni Murray told you to shut up [just as Brillo did] – that must be a first.
But as ever the slavish BBC gave you another go with Ms Glover on Monday, WTF?
*censored by Jenni Murray says it all*
So fuck off
146,
By your comment I assume you are an elderly dinosaur Doily Moil fan.
By your comment I assume you are Derek Draper, i.e. just another Labour-loving Huhne.
Do you know how gay ‘hoon’ sounds?
“……and a diverse readership.”
You’re missus, to see if you’re still at the office, Sion Simon, nutter, and a fourteen year old schoolboy looking for some porn to have a wank.
Not very impressive IMHO.
Your name too vill go on ze Labourlist. Vot is your name?
Don’t tell him Bundy
Obama: ” I’m ..ssed of with all these photo shoots, anyway,did I tell you
the one about Jackiboots its .ucking hilarious”
Silvio: “oooh you are naughty”
“We fucked the world!”
(sung to the tune of Ernie K. Doe’s classic ‘Here come the Girls’.
Amid much furore, the cast for Ocean’s 14 is announced
“My God! You are right! Not only does he eat it, he swallows, too!”
……..one black one, one white one and one with a………….
Don’t stand so close to me….you’ll make Gordo jealous.
Check out my vid of a couple of months ago: Silvio – a true hero in action.
Bookmarked – that is just so refreshing – what a dude.
I’ve a found a business carda ina the shitter! It saysa ” Donald Davidson – will felch for cash”. Can I borrowa your Blackberry?
Guys. That-a Brown. Still a-pretending ee likes the women. Is a-really funny.
she really paid a tenner for that?
His missus Lord Peter of Fondlemybum is one skanky bitch.
Told you he wouldn’t notice the piles.
Barack to Berlusconi:
“If you don’t keep smiling I’ll squeeze them even harder!”
“Good News everyone! As we all know the ugliest leader has to sleep with the ugliest WAG. This year Gordon and Sarah won the competition so nobody has to sleep with either of them” (massive cheering ensues)
Everyone’s a winner
Deferred success all round then.
You showa me your stimulus package, and I’ll showa you mine.
Hey, Mills, sucker!
We are all arsewipes. The silly voteurs are too stupid to see ow we have fucked them for the next 7 generations.
maybe it is a bit slow here as we can all see through the charade?
these G meetings have been going on for 34 years-
yet nobody foresaw the shit pile the western world economies have become….
why?
because all these ‘leaders’ are corrupt and looking out for themselves!
along with their cohorts.
take a bow peeps………
bankrupt usa/bankrupt uk…….and the arch enemy commies have all the money!
you really couldnt make it up……..
or could you?
oh yes.lets fiddle the books again and pretend that all the junk u.s institutions own is suddenly AAA and instead of being a POS it is now an asset………
Smile lads that scottish burke is looking our way – who put “KICK ME HARD” on the back of his jacket?
That was even easier than it was to persuade those Scottish bankers to buy up our toxic assets!!!!!
Did you smell that one eyed fat Scottish twat? He never takes a bath does he?
You are the Sewer Guido – putting a picture of a black man up again. BLATANT racism
The official birthday of the New World Order April 2nd 2009.
“A day that will live in infamy.”
Just don’t say, you were not warned, OK?
Now the ‘fun’ starts.
Infamy Infamy, they’ve all got it infamy!!
Berlusconi – Stand up Sarkozy, the camera cannot see you.
Medvedev – He is standing up. Where’s McMoron?
O’Bummer – He’s sucking me off!!
“Left hand down a bit please Barack” !!!
“That’s so much better”
Wise guy gives thumbs up for new President to save him from a hit.
“Of course we support the UK, we are the Eventu-Allies”
Hey guys, Hu’s zat down zer, we’re relying on him to bail us all out, give him a biscuit tin to stand on for chrissake!
“All together lads, Gordon is a Hoon, Gordon is a Hoon, ee aye addio , Gordon is a Hoon!”
We’ve just shafted the world
SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fucking fascist Huhnes)
June 2010, Breaking News – The three tenors celebrate the defeat of Gordon Brown.
Actors xhosen for new Film titled “The bad, the worse and the fugly”.
Silvio: Eh! I amma the biggest dicka
Barak: Yo!
Sergei: Wrong, decadent western billionaire-type boy, that’s Tovarisch Putinski
OK. We’ve got £52 until Thursday. We’re ok for food until Monday. Interviews on Tuesday and wednesday that’s a tenner in petrol but I’ll need some shoe polish. The kids can have packed lunches with that Morrisons filler stuff. I’ll phone the gas people tomorrow…
Like it. Ground control to politians.
We got JK Rowling`s autograph, so up yours people!
Nero fiddled whist Rome burned.
The band played on as the Titanic sank.
They piss themselves laughing whilst Britain goes Tits-up!
Gordon who?
“Standing infront of three other world leaders Gordon Browns true stature becomes evident”.
“for gods sake shoot us all! save yourselves, we really haven’t got a clue about any of this they said free food and wine,smile and say nothing”
50 foot image of Gordon and the rocking horse projected onto the side of Buckingham Palace.
right lads i think weve pulled it off , the public are going to be taxed to death and we can have a cocktail by the poolside .
on a side note this is the first time i have seen medeyev smile
My wiiife……she is dead…..high fiiiiive!
It’s expenses payment day
The World wide capitalist conspiracy has worked … quick call Guido he’ll appreciate this once he is handed his cut.
Late on at the G-20 party the wives decided to go to bed.
And at that moment Silvio spotted Richard Timney arriving with his DVD collection..
Hey guys, Jacqui Smith has invited us to watch a few films at hers (well her room at the relatives)…
And in this shot, you see Nigel Griffith’s tiny wang…
eez zat zee three tenors senor??
No mate. Just three tossers.
Obama: Thank God that guy Brown has gone for another shit. When he’s around I lose the will to live! Let’s make the most of it…
Medvedev: Oh bollocks, he’s coming back. I was enjoying that.
Berlusconi (whispered) “Bet I can make him smile at anything for the cameras. Watch this.”
Berlusconi (shouted) “Gordon, you fat useless cyclops caledonian Huhne, your fucking country has a worse credit reputation than mine. How’d you like them apples, one eye?”
Brown “Those guys!”
Obama “Huhne.”
Medvedev “Huhne.”
“This is the only shot we managed to keep that ugly bugger Brown out of”.
Ah, I see the latin-root word filter is working well. Just as well, I’d have felt a complete vagina if it had come out with the words i had originally written. What a Huhne.
Obama’s adoption of Italian money given go-ahead by pope.
Rome celebrates
money=> monkey
I shouldn’t have bothered.
Apologies to all.
Smile for the cameras guys; we’ve just saved ourselves a trillion dollars; it was all just a big scam which Gordon came up with; there’s no new money at all!
The three Twats tour London
“You got the looks, I got the brains, let’s make lots of money”
Taxi for Gordon??
Yeah, ole Gordo does get a tad tetchy every time I mention Mr Cameron
Soh, you’ra da nu Capo di tutti Capi of our yank operations Obe?
“the fuckers want me to wipe my own ass, keep smiling Med”
“I have deprived you of victims thus destroyed your world.” – John Galt
All three point at the President of Brazil and burst out laughing, with Signor Berlusconi, Billy Batts style, shouting “now go get your shine ball Lula”!
Look – it’s the new Blue Peter team!
(whose bollocks is Shep licking?)
Barry Soetero and the Italian scumbag we recognise. Who’s the third reprobate?
Quick get a picture of us who’ll be in office next Summer. Let that twat Brown look like a right monkey announcing a $1 trillion injection into the world economy while the snappers are about. Say cheese.
” Yeah, it’s true i tell ya, the freakin idiot turned up at the Whitehouse and when he got out of the limo his pant leg was tucked into his sock”. !!
“So, Gordon you would like to have the IMF Platinum Card because Mervyn King cut up your BoE Gold Card.”
This has been up Gordons arse!
“It’s ok! It’s warts, not cancer!”
Thumbs up to no more monkey business
Form a circle – form a circle!