November 20th, 2007

Rejoice for England! Downing Street Confirms :Gordon Will Not Be at the Croatia Match

According to the official report of the Lobby briefing, even the PM’s Spokesman admits “that some people had argued that the Prime Minister had not necessarily been the best of omens so far but he would let others make that judgement.”

Guido has made that judgement. It is a fact that at every football and rugby match Gordon has attended as PM, England has lost…








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