Arnie Endorses Kasich

Donald Trump Defends Size of His Manhood

During last night’s Fox News debate:

“Look at those hands, are they small hands? He referred to my hands, if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you, there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

The Republican race descends into willy waving.

Trump and Clinton Super Tuesday Winners

Final Trump PNGDonlad Trump and Hillary Clinton have emerged as the winners from Super Tuesday. The Republican race has seen the Donald already win 7 out of 10 states currently declared. Hillary has also won 7 states in the Democratic contest, compared to Bernie Sanders’ 4.

UPDATE: Hillary has a negative approval rating of -1%, Trump has net approval rating of -25%. His unfavourability is worse than Richard Nixon’s. After Watergate.favourability

How the Donald turns that around remains to be seen…

Christie Endorses Trump

Like Chris says, Trump is tearing up the playbook. Can Trump stop Hilary?

Make America Great!

Trump: “I’m Not Into Anal”

Buzzfeed US have unearthed this old clip of Donald Trump ‘doing a Kanye‘ on the Howard Stern Show. Will the other presidential candidates also declare their interests?

Ted Cruz Rap Ad “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Clinton”

Don’tcha just love American attack ads…

Trump and Sanders Win New Hampshire

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Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders have won the New Hampshire primaries, with Trump taking 35% of the vote and Sanders 60%. Trump used his victory speech to first congratulate Sanders on his win before telling the audience “he wants to give away our country, folks! He wants to give it away. We’re not going to let it happen!”. All eyes on South Carolina and Nevada…

Cruz Trumps The Donald In Iowa

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The results of the Iowa caucus are in and Donald Trump has finished second place, securing only 24% of the vote compared to Texas Senator Ted Cruz’s 28%. Perhaps more worryingly for the Donald he was almost knocked into third place by Marco Rubio who went home with 23% of the vote. There’ll be tears at Trump Towers this morning…
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The outcome of the Democratic race remains unclear, with Hilary Clinton declaring herself winner despite opponent Bernie Sanders claiming a tie. Votes are still being counted and the race was too close to call at midnight local time. Updates to follow…

UPDATE: Hillary wins by 0.5 points.

Cockney Donald Trump

Comedian Peter Serafinowicz on what Donald Trump would sound like if he was born in Newham instead of New York. ‘Ave a butchers…

Biden Back in the Race?

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Biden his time? How Joe is back in the race for the Democratic nomination (but Paddy Power could get tanked by Trump).

Paddy Power politics trader Stephanie Anderson reveals the state of the latest betting and says that Donald Trump is now the worst result in the book for Paddy Power…

Read more on the Paddy Power Blog.

Tina Fey Endorses Trump

Inevitably Saturday Night Live had Tina Fey reprise her Sarah Palin…

Palin: “Are You Ready to Make America Great Again?”

“I want you to try to picture this, it’s a nice thing to picture. Exactly one year from tomorrow, former President Barack Obama. He packs up the teleprompters and the selfie-sticks, and the Greek columns, and all that hopey, changey stuff and he heads on back to Chicago, where I’m sure he can find some community there to organize again. There, he can finally look up, President Obama will be able to look up, and there, over his head, he’ll be able to see that shining, towering, Trump tower. Yes, Barack, he built that, and that says a lot. Iowa, you say a lot, being here tonight, supporting the right man who will allow you to make America great again. God bless you! God bless the United States of America and our next president of the United States, Donald J. Trump!”

Framing it as a run against the establishment…

Trump Debate Live

Do The Donald Trump Jam!

Donald Trump’s First TV Advert

In which Trump reaffirms his “temporary shut-down of Muslims entering the United States” and vows to “cut the head off ISIS and take their oil”. Understated as ever.

Trump: Salmond a “Totally Irrelevant Has-Been”

This morning Alex Salmond described Donald Trump as a “three time loser” and blasted his attempt to stop an offshore wind turbine from being built off his golf course in Aberdeen. Trump has hit back in spectacular fashion:

“Does anyone care what this man thinks? He’s a has-been and totally irrelevant. The fact that he doesn’t even know what’s going on in his own constituency says it all. We have a permanent clubhouse and the business is flourishing. He should go back to doing what he does best – unveiling pompous portraits of himself that pander to his already over-inflated ego.”

Och!

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Trump’s Hair: Toupee or Not Toupee?

The Donald has put decades of rumours to rest by inviting a woman to tug on his infamous head covering. We shall overcomb…

Hillary’s Chief Strategist Lined Up for Labour – So Long As Led By ABC

Multiple sources say top Obama pollster Joel Benenson, now working on the Hillary Clinton campaign, is lined up to work for the Labour Party – in particular on the London mayoral campaign. Benenson, who runs a consulting firm which advises Democrat politicians, was a senior adviser to the Obama campaigns in 2008 and 2012 and is now the chief strategist for Hillary’s presidential run. He also worked for Gordon Brown in 2009There is one obstacle…

The Hillary campaign guru won’t work for the Labour Party if Jeremy Corbyn is leader. Sources point to Corbyn’s extreme views on Israel-Palestine and Hamas as a major stumbling block to him coming on board. Benenson is described by GQ as the “go-to guy for any politico wanting to take the public’s temperature“. That he won’t work for Corbyn is a small indicator of Corbyn’s trans-Atlantic toxicity…

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