Please Re-Elect Gerald

In an era of hard-hitting attack ads this is something different…

Obama Reads Out Trolling Tweets

Worth listening to the end…

Corbyn’s Brother Endorses Trump

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Jeremy Corbyn’s brother Piers has endorsed Donald Trump, writing that he will end the “corrupt evil Wall Street Clinton EU establishment”. In the last few days Piers has followed and retweeted a series of Trump campaign accounts, and favourably shared a number of his videos. Commenting on one Trump speech, the Labour leader’s brother says: “YES! Together we people of the world must destroy… Clinton”. It’s the endorsement they all wanted. Piers’ next job: Make Jeremy Great Again…

Trump v Clinton Charity Roast

Trump’s Melania gag was inspired…

Trump Clinton Third Debate Highlights

5 minutes of the best lines…

Paddy Power Paying Out On Hillary Win

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This gutsy call sees one of Europe’s largest betting companies put their neck on the line for over $1,000,000. Prior to paying out, the former First Lady’s odds fell to a low 2/11 (84.6 per cent chance of winning) and over the past week Paddy Power have seen a flood of money on Clinton.

Guido’s Paddy Power bookie says:

‘Trump gave it a hell of a shot going from a rank outsider to the Republican candidate but the recent flood of revelations have halted his momentum and his chances now look as patchy as his tan. Recent betting trends have shown one way traffic for Hillary and punters seemed to have called it 100 per cent correct. Despite Trump’s Make America Great Again message appealing to many disillusioned voters, it looks as though America are going to put a woman in the White House.

Should Trump upset the odds and win it will trigger the biggest political payout in bookmaking history and leave Paddy Power with some very expensive egg on its face. They are still taking other US election bets

Check the small print on the bet terms here.

UKIP Consider Censuring Farage Over Trump Support

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Anti-Faragist elements in UKIP are seeking to censure their leader over his support for Donald Trump. The party’s beleaguered NEC is meeting today to discuss the punishment for Steven Woolfe and Mike Hookem, as well as the rules on whether Woolfe, Raheem Kassam and Suzanne Evans are allowed to stand in the leadership election. If Woolfe receives any sort of suspension he will theoretically lose his status as a member “in good standing”, leaving him ineligible. Intriguingly there are also moves afoot to issue some sort of punishment against Farage for his trips to the States to appear on stage with The Donald. Unlikely to succeed but a measure of how factional the UKIP NEC has become… 

Louise Mensch WikiLeaked

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WikiLeaks has revealed Louise Mensch’s support for Hillary Clinton included a private suggestion for an advert for her campaign. Louise has since switched support to independent candidate Evan McMullin who she calls an “actual Republican” – even though he is not the official Republican candidate. This was the email from Louise which was forwarded to the Democratic campaign in February:

“Her competence and intelligence are beyond doubt, her problem is warmth.

If I may, here is an ad I would love to see run;

OUR TIME

A succession of mostly young women, a few old women, one with a baby daughter, multiracial and multi-occupation, to include a nurse and a woman in uniform of some kind where permitted… one after the other, smiling and looking to camera and saying ‘It’s our time.’ and the last woman says, ‘It’s our time. I’m with her.’

fade to banner credit ‘Hillary 2016’ “

Here was her response today:

However here is her tweet from yesterday, happily attacking Clinton from Wikileaks emails.


Go figure.

Time of My Life: Trump & Clinton Duet

Beautiful…

Debate Highlights in 60 Seconds

Rich’s Monday Morning View

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Full Trump “Sexist Tape” & Apology

Media are hitting the Donald hard over this…

Katy Perry Votes Naked

That’ll boost poll numbers.

Trump v Clinton in a Minute

No knockout blows… Judging by lack of triumphalism from left the Donald didn’t screw up and Hillary won the pundits.

Clinton v Galifianakis

Continuing the theme of presidential candidates being grilled by comedians, Hillary meets Zach Galifianakis. “I really regret doing this…”

Trump Speaker Uses N-Word

Trump’s Hair Withstands Rigorous Scrutiny

US talk show host Jimmy Fallon is getting stick for failing to properly grill Trump. He did however ask the all important question…

Hillary Clinton Has “Medical Episode” at 9/11 Memorial

This video purportedly shows Hillary Clinton stumbling and being held up by her handlers after suffering a “medical episode” at the 9/11 memorial today. Her team say she “overheated”. Hillary’s health concerns are going to become even more of an issue now…

Farage: I’ve Never Taken a Penny From Putin

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On Monday top Hillary Clinton aide Neera Tanden sensationally claimed “the Russians” were “directly funding” UKIP. Quite an allegation, and one for which Team Clinton alas offered zero evidence. Nigel Farage has addressed the claim :

Breitbart: “According to her, Nigel, you are a far-right politician funded by the Russians. Is that right?”

Farage: “Hmm. Well, I can’t tell you how touched and thrilled I am that, starting with Hillary, and now one of her acolytes, they’ve chosen to make me a political football in this presidential election… All I can say to her acolyte is that I’ve never taken a penny piece from Mr Putin, so frankly what she’s saying is slanderous, there’s no other way of putting it.”

Now, about those Saudi donations to the Clinton Foundation:

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Bit rich of Saudi-funded Hillary, a “family friend” of Egyptian tyrant Hosni Mubarak, to accuse anyone else of having cosy relationships with foreign despots…

Mail Retracts “Escort” Story After Trump Hires Gawker-Bankrupting Lawyer

The Daily Mail has issued a lengthy, grovelling retraction after Melania Trump filed a lawsuit against them in a Maryland court for publishing claims she was once an escort. Trump’s attorney Charles Harder is suing them for $150 million:

“Defendants broadcast their lies to millions of people throughout the US and the world. 

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