Environment Minister Totty Watch: Shinzo Babe Edition

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The latest hottie to join our run down of sexy green politicians is former television anchorwoman Tamayo Marukawa, who was appointed Japan’s environment minister on Wesnesday by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Marukawa’s first order of business will be to oversee the building of storage and disposal facilities to deal with Fukushima’s radioactive waste.

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Strictly De Kirchner

Well-known Corbynista and Argentinian President Cristina de Kirchner has delighted supporters by spontaneously dancing at a campaign rally in Buenos Aires:

This isn’t the first time she has let loose, having cut some shapes to Ninel Conde’s “El bombón asesino” in December of last year:

Partying like it’s 1983…

Sam Cam’s Chic £150 Conference Dress

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Samantha Cameron stepped at conference today in a £150 “poppy red” dress from Whistles. She teamed the textured crepe number that Whistles claims is designed to “flatter the silhouette” with a sensible pair of grey suede heels from L.K.Bennett. It wasn’t just Dave stealing Labour’s clothes…

Environment Minister Totty Watch: Bucha-Breast Edition

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The latest addition to our popular series of sizzling green politicians is the sensational one time Romanian presidential candidate Elena Udrea. Before she was forced out of the People’s Movement Party by a corruption scandal, Elina served as Romania’s Minister of the Environment and Sustainable Development.

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Unfortunately, many in the Romanian press were more concerned with her taste for expensive clothes than her policies…

Energy Minister Totty Watch: All Star Edition

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This weeks addition to our increasingly popular parade of environmentally conscious lovelies is the scintillating U.S. Representative for South Dakota Kristi Noem. Kristi is an ardent advocate of ending US dependence on foreign oil and has used her position on The House Committee on Natural Resources to back offshore oil drilling, subsidies for oil companies and the Keystone XL Pipeline. A country girl at heart, Kristi continues to look after her ranch when she gets the time.

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What a gal…

Environment Minister Totty Watch: Laissez Phwoar Edition

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The latest instalment in our ever-popular run down of the world’s hottest green politicians is the delightful French député Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet. NKM, as she is known on the streets, is a long time environmental campaigner who served as Minister for the Environment in Sarkozy’s government.

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She’s also a big fan of Maggie Thatcher. What’s not to like?

Harman’s Parting Zinger to “Old, Posh” Corbyn

Hattie has remained resoutely impartial during the leadership election, alas she couldn’t resist a parting dig at Comrade Corbyn on her final day on the frontbench:

“It was quite surprising to discover that I’m not old enough or posh enough to be the frontrunner of this current leadership election.”

A personal attack from the acting leader on the last day of voting. She’ll be on the list when the purge comes…

Of course, as this footage of young posh totty Hattie shows, the St Paul’s old girl certainly fulfils the posh criteria:

Close observers will note that her accent went a bit Estuary sometime in the late nineties…

Environment Senator Totty Watch: Shrimp on the Barbie Edition

Our ever popular parade of environmentally-friendly politicians continues today with the lovely Larissa Waters, a Green Party Senator from Queensland Australia.

Entrusted with the federal party portfolios of environment and biodiversity, and resources, mining and coal seam gas; Larissa is a bona fide eco-warrior, tirelessly fighting on behalf of Australia’s renewable energy industry. She definitely koalifies for totty watch…

Stella’s Posh Totty Fan Vote

Tom Watson is going to win by a country mile…

Environment Mayor Totty Watch: Brazil Edition

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The latest sizzling piece of eye-candy in our series of butterfly-in-stomach inducing green-friendly politicians is the hunky Eduardo Leite, the youngest mayor in Brazilian history. When he’s not nonchalantly sipping yerba mate topless (see above), Eduardo is transforming his city Pelotas into a bastion of sustainable urban mobility in order to reduce carbon emissions.

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Gostoso…

Energy Minister Totty Watch: Greek Goddess Edition

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Our popular series of titillating energy ministers continues today with Grecian beauty Eva Kaili. After many years serving as a member of the Hellenic Parliament, Eva now sits in the European Parliament where she pushes her progressive agenda on the Committee on Industry, Research and Energy. She’s meze-merising…

India Porn Ban Reversed After Uprising

Members of India’s solo surfer community have risen up after being shafted by their government’s ban on 857 pornographic websites. Opponents beat off threats from the Department of Communications to introduce them to the penal system, and, after keeping it up for a few hours, the state has now accepted they couldn’t pull it off. In an attempt to not further rub up voters the wrong way, the ruling BJP party eventually admitted the ban had been a cock-up and yanked the policy. Attempts to police the internet have been shown to be a phallus-y…

Energy Minister Totty Watch: Las Vegas Edition

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The latest addition to our sexy series of sizzling Energy ministers is the sensational Elizabeth Halseth, a former state senator who became the youngest woman ever to be elected to the Nevada Legislature. Despite throwing herself into her work on the Nevada Senate’s Labor and Energy Committee, Elizabeth’s political career quickly fell apart following her husband’s arrest on suspicion of “open and gross lewdness“. Viva Las Vegas!

50 Shades of Burnham

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Guido has spent the afternoon in the strange vortex that is the Andy Burnham online fandom. And it was really, really weird.

There’s the usual fan art:

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Which starts to get a bit weird…

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And then there is this:

A rabbit talking about crashing Liz Kendall’s party and smashing up the Westminster bubble with baseball bats. Still with us?

Then there are the sexual fantasies…

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If you though the Mili-fandom was weird, spend 20 mins searching Andy Burnham on Tumblr

Environment Minister Totty Watch: Bossche Totty Edition

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The latest addition to Gaia’s burgeoning gallery of hot environment minister babes is the alluring Freya Van den Bossche. Freya became the youngest minister in Belgium’s history when she was appointed Minister of Environment, Consumer Affairs and Sustainable Development. Known for her piercing blue eyes and “throaty voice“, Freya’s down to earth approach to politics is widely admired.

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Tech Totty: Ukrainian Bombshell Edition

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The second offering in our new series of titillating tech ministers continues with Ukrainian  Minister of Economic Development and Trade Jaanika Merilo, the veteran tech investor who has been brought in to boost Ukraine’s e-government initiative. Jaanika aims to improve the business climate by using “digital solutions” to fight institutional corruption. knife totty

More than lip service….

Saucy Susanna Reid Seductively Sucks Her Finger

Good Morning Britain host Susanna Reid had to improvise when she forgot her spoon this morning…

Twosday Lookilikey: Wendoline Morton

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On the left Wallace & Gromit love interest Wendoline…

…To the right Wendy Morton, the new West Midlands Tory MP.

Shocking Cabinet Gender Pay Gap Revealed

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Following the government announcement today that they will force companies to disclose their gender pay gap, it seems only right to look at how David Cameron performs on the same metric. After all he himself says the requirement will “cast sunlight on the discrepancies and create the pressure we need for change, driving women’s wages up”. Quite…

After carrying out an extensive gender pay audit, Guido can reveal that female members of the Cabinet are paid a shocking 8.4% less than their male counterparts. Men in the Cabinet are paid on average* £126,478 , while women on average* are paid just £116,693…

*Calculation based on the mean average wage by gender for all who attend cabinet.

Soap Opera: Sexy Shower MP’s Story is Sud Dud

New Tory MP Johnny Mercer got Westminster into a lather over his sexy shower advert, but was it all a sham(poo)?

Mercer’s bubble seems to have burst after fitness trainer Vince Ciolino (below, right) came forward to the Plymouth Herald to pour cold water on his steamy claim to fame:

“Johnny and I did the final shoot together, then the advert was aired and it seems they have used my naked scenes and Johnny’s clothed scenes. 

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