Labour Peer’s Sex-Driven Politics

Baroness Young of Old Scone has been over-sharing in the Lords, revealing that it was being provided the contraceptive pill aged 16 by Harold Wilson’s government that led her to support the Labour Party. Poor old Lord Blencathra didn’t know where to look when she started talking about how she “had a good Scottish diet and was very precocious for my age”:

Baroness Young of Old Scone (Lab): I was born in Scotland and I was brought up in a Scottish Conservative household. When I was 16 I thought that the election result, when a Labour Government was returned after 13 years of what is now known as Tory misrule, was the end of the world. I had been taught to believe that. Two years later I was canvassing for Labour in the election.

What changed me was that at the age of 16 I could get pregnant. At that time I could not get birth control in this country at that age. During that period, when I was aged 16 or 17, the first Brook Advisory Centre opened in Edinburgh. I could then go on the pill. Quite frankly, it was probably the best thing that ever happened to me. The knowledge that I could not get proper support for being sexually active—I had had a good Scottish diet and was very precocious for my age—was what politicised me. I have no qualms about announcing that here tonight

Not the first person to get into politics for the sex…

Attractive Women Say We Need to Stop Climate Change

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Supermodel Cameron Russell is taking time out from her job as professional clothes horse to lead an army of models demanding “climate justice” from world leaders. Cameron and her high cheek-boned cohorts have taken to Instagram, posting selfies and sharing their thoughts on carbon emission, such as this recent missive from Russell herself:

“Yesterday, Hurricane Patricia made landfall in Mexico. It was the strongest hurricane ever recorded.This massive storm was a powerful wake-up call. And this week #exxonknew has been trending after journalists uncovered that ExxonMobil, the world’s largest and most powerful oil company, knew everything there was to know about climate change by the mid-1980s, and then spent the next few decades systematically funding climate denial and lying about the state of the science.”

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They almost have Gaia convinced…

Heidi Allen: Osborne “Out of Touch… Betraying Who We Are”

Well, new Tory MP Heidi Allen’s maiden speech will have gone down like a cup of cold sick in the Treasury. Her withering attack on tax credit reform accused Osborne, among other things, of being “out of touch” and “betraying who we are“. And asking “how many of us really know what it feels like?” is golden ammo for Labour. Clearly Heidi doesn’t fancy a promotion in the next ten years…

At least some people liked it:

Incidentally, Heidi was the MP who told LBC she couldn’t see Osborne as PM. Why doesn’t she just JOIN LABOUR?

Environment Minister Totty Watch: Juicy Jaime Edition

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The latest in our ongoing series of environmental totty is juicy Jaime Herrera Beutler, the Representative for Washington’s 3rd congressional district. A former chair of the House’s Water Resources and Environment committee, Beutler is famous for her fight against US Environmental Protection Agency’s plans to reclassify every “ditch” as “navigable waters” so they could regulate them.

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She looks like a glass half full kind of gal…

Stephen Tall’s Naked Streak Down Whitehall

Fair play to LibDem blogger Stephen Tall, who lost his bet on how many seats his party would get at the election and has honoured his promise to streak down Whitehall naked:

All for a good cause, readers can donate here.

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June Sarpong Yoof Stunt Backfires

In an effort to connect with the yoof, Britain Stronger in Europe wheeled out early-2000s T4 host June Sarpong to introduce their campaign. Turns out a lot of young people have no idea who she is…

That went well…

Environment Minister Totty Watch: Shinzo Babe Edition

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The latest hottie to join our run down of sexy green politicians is former television anchorwoman Tamayo Marukawa, who was appointed Japan’s environment minister on Wesnesday by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. Marukawa’s first order of business will be to oversee the building of storage and disposal facilities to deal with Fukushima’s radioactive waste.

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Strictly De Kirchner

Well-known Corbynista and Argentinian President Cristina de Kirchner has delighted supporters by spontaneously dancing at a campaign rally in Buenos Aires:

This isn’t the first time she has let loose, having cut some shapes to Ninel Conde’s “El bombón asesino” in December of last year:

Partying like it’s 1983…

Sam Cam’s Chic £150 Conference Dress

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Samantha Cameron stepped at conference today in a £150 “poppy red” dress from Whistles. She teamed the textured crepe number that Whistles claims is designed to “flatter the silhouette” with a sensible pair of grey suede heels from L.K.Bennett. It wasn’t just Dave stealing Labour’s clothes…

Environment Minister Totty Watch: Bucha-Breast Edition

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The latest addition to our popular series of sizzling green politicians is the sensational one time Romanian presidential candidate Elena Udrea. Before she was forced out of the People’s Movement Party by a corruption scandal, Elina served as Romania’s Minister of the Environment and Sustainable Development.

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Unfortunately, many in the Romanian press were more concerned with her taste for expensive clothes than her policies…

Energy Minister Totty Watch: All Star Edition

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This weeks addition to our increasingly popular parade of environmentally conscious lovelies is the scintillating U.S. Representative for South Dakota Kristi Noem. Kristi is an ardent advocate of ending US dependence on foreign oil and has used her position on The House Committee on Natural Resources to back offshore oil drilling, subsidies for oil companies and the Keystone XL Pipeline. A country girl at heart, Kristi continues to look after her ranch when she gets the time.

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What a gal…

Environment Minister Totty Watch: Laissez Phwoar Edition

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The latest instalment in our ever-popular run down of the world’s hottest green politicians is the delightful French député Nathalie Kosciusko-Morizet. NKM, as she is known on the streets, is a long time environmental campaigner who served as Minister for the Environment in Sarkozy’s government.

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She’s also a big fan of Maggie Thatcher. What’s not to like?

Harman’s Parting Zinger to “Old, Posh” Corbyn

Hattie has remained resoutely impartial during the leadership election, alas she couldn’t resist a parting dig at Comrade Corbyn on her final day on the frontbench:

“It was quite surprising to discover that I’m not old enough or posh enough to be the frontrunner of this current leadership election.”

A personal attack from the acting leader on the last day of voting. She’ll be on the list when the purge comes…

Of course, as this footage of young posh totty Hattie shows, the St Paul’s old girl certainly fulfils the posh criteria:

Close observers will note that her accent went a bit Estuary sometime in the late nineties…

Environment Senator Totty Watch: Shrimp on the Barbie Edition

Our ever popular parade of environmentally-friendly politicians continues today with the lovely Larissa Waters, a Green Party Senator from Queensland Australia.

Entrusted with the federal party portfolios of environment and biodiversity, and resources, mining and coal seam gas; Larissa is a bona fide eco-warrior, tirelessly fighting on behalf of Australia’s renewable energy industry. She definitely koalifies for totty watch…

Stella’s Posh Totty Fan Vote

Tom Watson is going to win by a country mile…

Environment Mayor Totty Watch: Brazil Edition

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The latest sizzling piece of eye-candy in our series of butterfly-in-stomach inducing green-friendly politicians is the hunky Eduardo Leite, the youngest mayor in Brazilian history. When he’s not nonchalantly sipping yerba mate topless (see above), Eduardo is transforming his city Pelotas into a bastion of sustainable urban mobility in order to reduce carbon emissions.

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Gostoso…

Energy Minister Totty Watch: Greek Goddess Edition

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Our popular series of titillating energy ministers continues today with Grecian beauty Eva Kaili. After many years serving as a member of the Hellenic Parliament, Eva now sits in the European Parliament where she pushes her progressive agenda on the Committee on Industry, Research and Energy. She’s meze-merising…

India Porn Ban Reversed After Uprising

Members of India’s solo surfer community have risen up after being shafted by their government’s ban on 857 pornographic websites. Opponents beat off threats from the Department of Communications to introduce them to the penal system, and, after keeping it up for a few hours, the state has now accepted they couldn’t pull it off. In an attempt to not further rub up voters the wrong way, the ruling BJP party eventually admitted the ban had been a cock-up and yanked the policy. Attempts to police the internet have been shown to be a phallus-y…

Energy Minister Totty Watch: Las Vegas Edition

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The latest addition to our sexy series of sizzling Energy ministers is the sensational Elizabeth Halseth, a former state senator who became the youngest woman ever to be elected to the Nevada Legislature. Despite throwing herself into her work on the Nevada Senate’s Labor and Energy Committee, Elizabeth’s political career quickly fell apart following her husband’s arrest on suspicion of “open and gross lewdness“. Viva Las Vegas!

50 Shades of Burnham

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Guido has spent the afternoon in the strange vortex that is the Andy Burnham online fandom. And it was really, really weird.

There’s the usual fan art:

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Which starts to get a bit weird…

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And then there is this:

A rabbit talking about crashing Liz Kendall’s party and smashing up the Westminster bubble with baseball bats.[…] Read the rest

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