Sherrilyn Speid – the mother and self-made entrepreneur who nearly ploughed through Insulate Britain protesters on her school run last week – is refusing to give up her fight against the eco-mob, calling them “terrorists” and claiming they “drove [her] to the edge“. The mob are now accusing Speid of “attempted murder” for rear-ending them with her Range Rover…

Speaking to Dan Wootton on GB News last night, Speid tore into the protesters for blocking roads to deliberately disrupt school journeys:

“They’re targeting parents, because they’re going outside schools […] I’m standing up for all the other single mums out there. We’re all trying to do our best, we’re all trying to make ends meet.”

“All of that ‘ow ow’ was dramatic and fake. There’s no way it hurt them. They still didn’t move. I got in the car and some men helped me and got them out the way so I could take my son to school.”

These clowns have been getting on commuters’ tits for a whole month. It was only a matter of time before someone took decisive action. All it took was a “need for Speid”… 

Extinction Rebellion’s very own Bo(o)bby Sands Laura Amherst is back to lay bare the naked realities of the climate crisis. The part-time OnlyFans model, part-time student, part-time eco warrior has vowed to go on hunger strike until Boris addresses Extinction Rebellion’s demands and responds to her letter on the climate crisis. Yet another attempt to milk her 15 minutes of fame…

In a video posted to Instagram, Amherst explains how she hopes to nip the climate crisis in the bud and urges Boris to drastically reduce global carbon emissions. She adds that she’s “prepared to die” for her cause, stressing that her post is “the most important video of our time” and that it “needs to go viral“. She admits that this wasn’t an easy decision given she’s the mother of a small child, although if she does perish, at least the child has “a good father”…

Illicit Encounters is back to once again (it’s becoming an annual tradition) answer the country’s most enduring question: who is the UK’s hottest MP? A survey of 2,000 Illicit Encounter users has concluded that Conservative MP Dehenna Davison – who won 29% of the vote – is the UK’s fittest female politician. Guido’s certain that this isn’t the only badge that Dehenna will wear with pride…

In second place was Labour’s Dr. Rosena Allin Khan, who scored 21% of the vote. Shadow Foreign Secretary Randy Nandy came in third place. Congratulations to all.

Co-conspirators will also be keen to learn that Johnny Mercer – who won 22% of the vote – was ranked the UK’s sexiest male politician. He tops Chancellor Dishy Rishi, who drops to second place with 20% of the vote. Boris Johnson comes in third place with a respectable 17%. All part of Building Back Bedder...

Democrat Congresswoman and professional attention seeker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez un-ironically wore a custom-made ‘tax the rich’ dress at the $35,000-per-ticket and $200,000-per-table Met Gala ball. Isn’t that rich….

AOC attended the ball with designer Aurora James, who specialises in “luxury accessories”, and whose typical clientele includes Beyonce, Meghan Markle, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry. With Aurora’s shoes typically costing upwards of $1,000, co-conspirators can assume that AOC was sporting a high five-figure look. In an interview the self-described socialist explained that the dress explores:

“… what it means to be working-class women of colour at the Met. We can’t just play along, but we need to break the fourth wall and challenge some of the institutions.” 

Still, the videos of AOC at the Met Ball garnered millions of views on social media for America’s doyenne politico-influencer…

There may soon be one extra dom to sub to on OnlyFans: Dominic Cummings has promised his subscribers that he “will look into” joining the platform to stream his upcoming video content, having become frustrated with the tech issues that almost derailed his Q&A session on Substack this afternoon. OnlyFans is of course the perfect platform for Cummings; known for hosting “physical fitness experts, musicians, creators”, and hundreds of thousands of sex workers.

Cummings by name…

Hat-tip: Daily Mirror