xHamster, the second most popular pornography website in the world with half a billion viewers a month, is infecting a huge number of its goggle eyed clientel with malware. The smut merchants at xHamster have been in the spotlight before for not protecting their viewers from malicious software, but according to one analyst, the past few days have seen computer infections originating from xHamster increase by 1500%.
Attackers are taking advantage of a recently discovered vulnerability in Adobe’s Flash player to infect the computers of online erotica aficionados who click on advertising on the xHamster website with the Bedep trojan, a virus that constantly downloads new viruses the victims computer.
Techno Guido recommends using protection..
Once upon a time they were the domain of the Asian tourist, but now they are so popular that nanny is coming for them. In a shocking clamp down on freedom, a group of major music venues have now banned “selfie sticks”. The O2 Academy Brixton, London’s O2 Arena and the SSE Wembley Arena are now stick free zones. These extendible poles allow users to take self photos from new and exciting angles have become something of cultural phenomenon recently. While the venues still welcome selfie taking, the use of elongated aids have been forbidden on health and safety grounds. A real blow to cleavage shots.
Just days after slagging Ed Miliband off in the papers, we get this:
Sad face #selfie.
Labour were very quick to get a quote out about the 4Children charity childcare survey this morning, swiftly claiming the report showed “under David Cameron, childcare costs have rocketed by 30 per cent since 2010. Wages are down by £1,600 and the availability of childcare has plummeted”. Ed Balls’ spinmeister Alex Belardinelli had a particular interest in plugging the story, too:
Lab wld expand free c/care for working parents RT @BBCNews:1 in 5 parents consider quitting work over childcare costs pic.twitter.com/B1CUB7syDW
— Alex Belardinelli (@abelardinelli) January 8, 2015
By some strange coincidence, who is 4Children’s spin queen? Regular readers will remember Ellie Gellard, ex-Labour adviser and fiancée of one Alex Belardinelli, now Head of Communications for the charity. Surely not another case for the increasingly attentive Charity Commission to investigate…
What a year 2014 was for Guido’s favourite Labour councillor. Selfie star Karen Danczuk kindly took a few moments out from her holiday in Spain to send Guido these exclusive snaps from the pool, revealing her New Year’s resolutions are to “take on new challenges, live each day like it’s my last and to continue my weight loss”. Which incidentally are exactly the same as Guido’s. Here’s to more of the same from Mrs D in 2015…
World record attempt at sit on my face #pornprotest https://t.co/CWxYj5dE16
— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 12, 2014
#pornprotest https://t.co/EzYegNq2wO
— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 12, 2014
#pornprotest https://t.co/NoZXxlLbOv
— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 12, 2014
#pornprotest #facesitin https://t.co/PUwZ0qTvTC
— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 12, 2014
Watch Guido’s entire NSFW coverage here.
