Democrat Congresswoman and professional attention seeker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez un-ironically wore a custom-made ‘tax the rich’ dress at the $35,000-per-ticket and $200,000-per-table Met Gala ball. Isn’t that rich….
AOC attended the ball with designer Aurora James, who specialises in “luxury accessories”, and whose typical clientele includes Beyonce, Meghan Markle, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry. With Aurora’s shoes typically costing upwards of $1,000, co-conspirators can assume that AOC was sporting a high five-figure look. In an interview the self-described socialist explained that the dress explores:
“… what it means to be working-class women of colour at the Met. We can’t just play along, but we need to break the fourth wall and challenge some of the institutions.”
Still, the videos of AOC at the Met Ball garnered millions of views on social media for America’s doyenne politico-influencer…
There may soon be one extra dom to sub to on OnlyFans: Dominic Cummings has promised his subscribers that he “will look into” joining the platform to stream his upcoming video content, having become frustrated with the tech issues that almost derailed his Q&A session on Substack this afternoon. OnlyFans is of course the perfect platform for Cummings; known for hosting “physical fitness experts, musicians, creators”, and hundreds of thousands of sex workers.
Cummings by name…
Hat-tip: Daily Mirror
Extinction Rebellion’s most persuasive figurehead, Laura Amherst, has promised to embark on a “boob world tour” to strip away misconceptions about climate change and expose the enormous bumps in the road that lay ahead. Laura insists her boyfriend is entirely supportive of her open style of campaigning…
As part of her attempts to milk attention, Amherst recently used Instagram to draw attention to the benefits of a plant-based alternative lifestyle:
Will Laura’s plant milk help bones grow big and strong?
Among the tits protesting in central London this week, one Extinction Rebellion activist has proved breast in show: 31-year-old Laura Amherst from Brighton. This morning Laura spoke to camera about the imminent climate crisis and how there “in 2030 there won’t be any animals left on the planet”. Guido hereby promises to work as hard as possible to nip climate change in the bud…
Department for Transport civil servant and former beauty queen, 25-year-old Sharon Gaffka, has been booted off Love Island in a teary and dramatic show opener.
Sharon who had previously worked as an EU Exit Senior Policy Advisor said:
“I’m still on the look for love and the hunt for that Mr someone special who can handle my fire and make me a happy woman”.
Guido thought that Sharon would have had plenty of experience leaving the single market…
Sharon will be returning from Mallorca, which was recently placed on the amber list. However, as of today, if she is double jabbed, she will not be required to isolate. Perhaps Sharon will have more luck finding love when she returns to SW1…
Guido spots the political world is once again set to collide with Love Island. The latest contestant announcement is 25-year-old Sharon Gaffka, a former beauty queen who now works as an Operations Lead for the DfT in Oxford. Awkwardly for a DfT advisor, it’s still unknown whether Love Island can film abroad this year…
Viewers have previously seen Zara McDermott compete – a then-Department for Education advisor – as well as an informed debate about Brexit and its effect on the trees. If civil servant Zara educated fellow contestants, presumably Sharon will cause some e-motion. The Love Island social media announcement says she’s “worked on government policies”, with The Sun claiming the policy in question was the Test & Trace system flop. Sharon’s friends have told the paper there’s no chance she’ll have sex on TV. Thankfully she won’t need a disease tracing system then…
UPDATE: The DfT has distanced itself from Gaffka, claiming she no longer works for the Department:
“Miss Gaffka was a contracted employee (non-permanent), working for the department for six months as an operational lead, before leaving to go on Love Island.”
