LibDems Discover Only Fans in Wales

Co-conspirators may remember the Welsh LibDem William Powell – whose name appeared on the siteΒ during the selection for the LibDems’ only Welsh Senedd seat – during the affair that saw the Welsh LibDem leader Jane Dodds caught out lying about being in Wales despite residing in leafy Richmond. Powell’s victory raised eyebrows at the time, given he’d previously received a written warning from the party over allegations he gave three young women absinthe before trying to touch one of them and put his hands around their waists.Β Not the best start to his campaign efforts this year…

Powell is putting that behind him and moving on, however, today mobilising troops to try and win his seat in the Welsh Senedd. Guido’s eye couldn’t help being caught by one of his supporters, though: tagged in multiple tweets from Powell, top OnlyFans creator Hannah Veillet.

Local to the area, Veillet clearly makes good use of social media, advertising her content as well as the beautiful Brecon countryside.

Guido would love to know how Hannah met William and what convinced her to support him…Β 

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Taxpayers Feel the Pain as Arts Council Gives Emergency Grant to Torture Garden Party

Dishy Rishi has once again come to the rescue of one of Britain’s endangered cultural institutions: this time saving The Torture Garden – the hugely popular S&M sex club – with an emergency grant from the Arts Council Covid Recovery fund. A pleasure doing business, Guido is sure.Β 

The Torture Garden, which describes itself as “the world’s largest monthly fetish club“, announced it had received approval for its Arts Council grant this week, meaning it will now have the cash to offer over 200 ‘freelancers’ work over the rest of the year, and get back to thrashing each other once restrictions are lifted in June.Β Guido’s checked the club’s rules and its dress code stipulates no casual clothes are allowed, which will come as a blow to their new hoodie-loving benefactor…

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WATCH: MP’s Naked Zoom Cameo Cock Up

While jittery wifi and accidental mutings have been the worst Pandemic problems most MPs have dealt with, one member recently made much more of an appearance than intended during a recent question time session. Wandering onto screen totally starkers after a supposed jog, the Tory whip raised a point of order, reminding everyone that suits and ties are compulsory.Β Sadly for the Westminster press gagging for a transgression like this, the embarrassing scenes went down in Canada…

Responding to the point of order, the Speaker claimed he’d “missed that”Β though technicians confirmed the event had happened. The MP responsible, Will Amos, subsequently tweeted an apology:

When elected, Trudeau promised his government would improve “openness and transparency” – this may be too far…

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Johnny Mercer Overexposes in Twitter Prick Pic

A handful of MPs are now getting involved in new vaccine trials, proudly sharing photos on social media as they help the development of the next bout of vaccines beyond Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZeneca. Only one MP so far has felt the need to go completely topless for the jab…

Thankfully, Johnny did muster up some modesty:

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Posh Tory Staffer Stars on First Dates


The Tory party got some primetime – albeit disastrous – publicity on Channel 4Β last night as Jess Anderson, a parliamentary staffer for a Tory MP, set out to find love. Social media was decidedly loveless given some of her prime Tatler Tory quotes:

  • People say don’t talk about politics, religion, sex on a first date, and I’m like “there’s no other element to my personality”
  • “I hate animals”
  • On Fulham being posh: “I really don’t think it is”
  • “It was a cheap private school”
  • “I don’t drink tap water”

Not to be outdone,Β her date – TheΒ Telegraph’sΒ Josh Kaplan – tried claiming he’d gone to university in the North (Nottingham to be exact). As if the hour-long broadcast wasn’t embarrassing enough for CCHQ’s image makers, posh Jess Anderson works for ultra-working class, former miner turned MP, Lee Anderson. Jess may not help keep the blue wall, though she certainly had Guido’s attention…

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Extinction Rebellion’s Breast Protest Ever

With Extinction Rebellion attracting substantially smaller crowds than last year’s protests, they’re having to double down to make headlines. A group of topless women have currently chained themselves to the gates of Parliament this morning along with the sign “can’t bare the truth”. What a bunch of tits…

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