You Won’t Believe the Telegraph’s Most-Read Story This Week

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The Telegraph’s obsession with clickbait and viral content is revealed in the “trending” team’s weekly bulletin to staff. What was the most-read story on the site this week? Their coverage of Cameron’s crony honours perhaps? Or maybe their excellent investigation into bribes paid to Iraqis to sue British troops? Alas not.

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This week’s top story – ‘End of the world? Doomsday believers predict the apocalypse’ – received 605,280 global page views.

Most read on the Telegraph this week was a liveblog about a crank YouTube video predicting the end of the world. From 7:42am until 9:19pm the website’s poor “social media content editor” was forced to blog updates about internet loonies discussing Armageddon. The paper doesn’t have a Home Affairs editor, but they have someone spending their whole day working on this. Still, the trending team and their “digital media” guru Malcolm Coles were delighted with the clicks. The irony of the paper’s most-read story being about doomsday has not gone unnoticed among staff…

Telegraph Offers Staff Tax Free Hipster Scooters

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Experienced journalists are being laid off at the Telegraph, but the hipster, trendy and trending content producers who still have jobs are being kept sweet. This poster is up in the loos at Buckingham Palace Road, offering Telegraph staff “two adult micro scooters for company workers to use at lunch time or to borrow at the weekends”. They can also be purchased “tax free”. The idea is that the paper’s skinny jeans-wearing Twitter harvesters will be able to “leave late and arrive early”. Bet Boris is regretting having to give up his column now…

Media Mistakes Under Reshuffle Pressure

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May’s fast-paced reshuffle is clearly frazzling some, with the Telegraph Politics first saying the new Justice Secretary Liz Truss had been moved to education, and then using a picture of Jeremy Hunt when referring to Gavin Williamson. They had one job…

Next a woman – sounding remarkably like Sky News reporter Beth Rigby – is heard exclaiming “Oh sh*t I dropped my phone” while trying to question Jeremy Hunt. Swearing before 9 pm is in breach of Ofcom’s regulations. As Boulton says, “I’m sure you didn’t hear it from Jeremy Hunt”…

READ IN FULL: Article Pulled By Telegraph After Pressure From Theresa May’s Campaign

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Reproduced in full below is a Telegraph article by Jonathan Foreman* headlined “Theresa May is a great self-promoter, but a terrible Home Secretary”, which was pulled after pressure from her campaign. It is excoriating…

In the run-up to the 2015 election, one of the handicaps David Cameron had to finesse was the fact that net migration to the UK was three times as high as he had promised it would be. Remarkably, none of the opprobrium this failure provoked brought forth the name of Theresa May, the cabinet minister actually entrusted with bringing migration down. Then, as now, it was as if the icy Home Secretary had a dark magic that warded off all critical scrutiny.

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Telegraph Pulled Article Critical of Theresa May After Campaign Pressure

Guido understands that an article by Jonathan Foreman headlined Theresa May is a great self-promoter, but a terrible Home Secretary” was pulled after pressure from her campaign. It has gone down the memory hole…

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Foreman was given various excuses by The Daily Telegraph as to why they had changed their mind and pulled the article. Of course the internet never forgets. Now the story will be read even more widely. It is simply excoriating.

The article was a comprehensive list of her policy failures in office and argued she was better at projecting an image of being a safe pair of hands than actually keeping the country safe. So damaging did May’s campaign think it that they insisted it be removed or the newspaper would suffer consequences after her coronation…

READ THE PULLED ARTICLE IN FULL HERE.

UPDATE: A spokesperson for Theresa May gets in touch to say “This story is completely untrue.”

Telegraph Journalist’s “Kill Baby-Farage” Tweet

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Catherine Gee, a culture writer for the Telegraph, compares Farage to Adolf Hitler, founder of the Third Reich, responsible for the deaths of 85,000,000 people in World War II and initiator of the previous German attempt at a European superstate. Slightly historically inaccurate comparison, given Farage campaigned against the EU supra-state. Even in the post-Jo Cox world lefties still feel they can tweet about killing politicians, so long as they are from the other side…

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Computer Says No at Telegraph

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Missed your fill of Telegraph stories about men with two penises recently? As part of its ‘digital first’ focus the paper has implemented a disastrous new Content Management System, which fell over on six separate days in the last two weeks. The new “AEM Authoring” system, the baby of zany Digital Director Malcolm Coles, has required “emergency” work because news stories could not be uploaded to the site. Then came a further hiccup: “Editorial are currently experiencing delays when publishing content”. Journalists complained that their copy was unable to be published on June 3, 4, 7, 8, 10 and 11. On Saturday another problem arose: “Editorial are unable to create new articles”To be fair that could be down to the CMS, or it could be because they’ve fired half their writers…

Telegraph Bloodbath: Ian MacGregor ‘Not’ Demoted

Telegraph editor Chris Evans has been described as “the most hated man on Fleet Street”, “horrifically rude” and “the biggest bastard at the Telegraph”. Yesterday he addressed the paper’s remaining staff, telling them “it’s been a difficult week, I’m here to talk about the future”.[…] Read the rest

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Telegraph Bloodbath: New Jobs Cull Underway

The Telegraph has begun another round of job cuts. Several journalists were informed yesterday that they would be losing their jobs, including the respected Home Affairs correspondent David Barrett, who has been there nearly eight years. That decision has caused particular consternation because the paper is currently in the middle of a ‘Border security’ campaign.[…] Read the rest

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Gove’s New Speechwriter is Telegraph’s Will Heaven

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Will Heaven, comment editor at The Sunday Telegraph, is going to work as Michael Gove’s new speechwriter at the Ministry of Justice. The author of Were Michael Gove and Boris drunk on Monday night?” is much liked around SW1.[…] Read the rest

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Emily Nomates Moves to Telegraph

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Juliet Samuel – the artist formerly known as Emily Nomates – has landed a column at The Telegraph. Formerly of this parish, Juliet went on to City AM, The Times and was latterly at the Wall Street Journal.[…] Read the rest

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Media Organisations Using Offshore Havens

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Guido is enjoying the squirming of the offshore elite as much as anyone – the Icelandic premier is a corker, the Putin case study is great, the Bollywood stars who make their millions from millions of poor Indians will find it hard to survive the reputational hit.[…] Read the rest

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Tom Harris to Lead Scottish Freedom Campaign

Former Labour minister Tom Harris has been weighing up back Leave for the last few weeks – today we have his decision. The Telegraph’s newly-appointed resident Corbyn-basher has announced he will be running the Scottish Vote Leave campaign, firing off some tartan truth bullets this morning:

“Every week the UK sends £350 million to the EU.

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Media Diversity

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The Times, Telegraph and Independent all went for the same cliché headline, used to cover countless budgets and spending reviews beforeThe rest of the unpopular press following in the Indy’s footsteps is not a good omen for the Times and Telegraph…

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Tory Grassroots Poll: Boris Beats Osborne, Remainers Sink

If it’s a straight fight between Boris and Osborne on the Tory leadership ballot paper there is only one winner. The Telegraph have polled the heads of 50 Conservative associations and Boris is the preferred choice, though almost half are undecided.[…] Read the rest

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The FT’s Wolfgang Munchau on the “fake maths” of economic forecasts:

“The truth is that our ability to forecast the future beyond the current quarter is limited… The curse of our time is fake maths. Think of it as fake news for numerically literate intellectuals: it is the abuse of statistics and economic models to peddle one’s own political prejudice… The fakeness of the maths lies in an exaggerated inference. Economic models have their uses, as do opinion polls. They provide information to policymakers and markets. But nobody can see through the fog of the future.”

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