Guido in The Sun on Sunday

In today’s Sun on Sunday, Guido reveals that supporters of Jeremy Corbyn have lodged an official complaint to Labour’s General Secretary over moderates Simon Danczuk, Frank Field and Emily Benn. Don’t miss out on:

OSBORNE

  • How George Osborne made an ‘offer they cannot refuse’ to new Tory MPs

BALLS

  • How Ed Balls is STILL adding to the national debt

LORDS

  • Lording it up: taxpayer billed £60,000 to keep peers’ bottoms comfy
  • Will Chuka soon be hearing the patter of tiny feet?
  • BBC asks Benefits Street’s White Dee for advice on how to cover lives of the less well off
  • Why Jeremy Corbyn is very close to the SNP… literally
  • How the parliamentary cricket team fared on their tour of Jamaica
  • Yet another week off for well-rested MPs

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

Read Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday for a Remembrance Sunday reminder of where Team Corbyn stands on our armed forces – they want disgraced former Respect leader Salma Yaqoob to be a Labour MP. Don’t miss out on:

BULLY

  • Tory Bullying Latest: Police Interview Witnesses

DIANE

  • Cor-binned! Find out why Diane Abbott has been “sidelined” by her old flame Jezza

PIENAAR

  • After James Cleverly’s porn confession, which Labour MP also revealed she has watched porn?
  • Why moving Labour HQ to Kensington could make for some very awkward conversations with the neighbours
  • Why Michael Gove compared himself to Mr Barraclough from Porridge
  • Sajid Javid has them squealing with laughter after cracking a porcine joke at the PM’s expense
  • How David Cameron wound up his Tory colleagues over his future plans this week
  • Labour Isn’t Working: the ousted MPs and aides who are struggling to find jobs

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

In today’s Sun on Sunday Guido reveals that David Cameron has joined Mark’s Club, one of the snootiest private members’ clubs in London. Read the full story here.

In Guido’s column this week, don’t miss out on:

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  • Labour Oldham by-election hopeful’s past erased from the internet

MOMENTUM

  • The “People’s Momentum” are registered to a million pound luxury riverside pad

NIGE

  • Naughty Nigel Farage’s “I’m a Celebrity” Prank
  • Axed Aussie PM Tony Abbott’s four-letter response when asked if he wants a job at the UN
  • Which Westminster legend makes a cameo appearance in the new Bond film?
  • Rumours the BBC is planning its own iTunes-style music store or Spotify-rival music streaming service
  • Disgraced MEP exposed in fake invoice row rails against Brussels corruption
  • Lord Ashcroft shows why he’s a billionaire
  • The BSE campaign are getting very upset with people who call them the BSE campaign

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

Read all about Seumas Milne’s schooldays in today’s Sun on Sunday column – Mao badge, Little Red Book and all. And don’t miss his views on the ‘Malvinas’. Also in Guido’s column this week:

  • Michael Gove’s awkward Sajid Javid / Sadiq Khan mix-up

VINNIE

  • Wait until Vinnie Jones finds out what Corbyn’s Crazy Gang have been saying about him

GALLOWAY

  • Guess who advised Jeremy Corbyn on his leadership bid…
  • Leaked Memo Reveals Official Tory Verdict on Tax Credits: “Government Loss”
  • Spooked! UKIP threaten to expel candidate who organised Nigel Farage-themed Halloween party
  • Cash-strapped ‘Kippers: find out why they are still £80,000 in the red
  • Is Theresa May set to outflank her leadership rivals on Europe?
  • Multi-millionaire footie chief’s shameless steel hypocrisy

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

In today’s Sun on Sunday column Guido reveals the Labour councillor who thinks ISIS “originated from Zionists“. The Tories have already called for her to quit. Don’t miss out on:

DATE

  • What was behind Dave’s “very public” choice of date night location this week?

  • Top Labour Adviser Arrested 20 Times

  • Counselling Offered to Young Tories

CORBYN

  • Revealed: the time Corbyn called for “innocent” mass-murderer Leon Trotsky to be pardoned
  • Corbyn’s staff forced to explain why he has been ignoring his constituents
  • What does Ruth Davidson think “sounds filthy in a Scottish accent”?
  • Why have giggling Tory MPs been loudly asking for “a pint of the pig, please”?

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

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Guido’s favourite conference story is the lead in today’s Sun on Sunday column: read all about the Cabinet minister who slipped at the urinal, ending up with a man weeing on his head. Don’t miss out on:

CHRIS

  • You’re in Trouble, Chris: Eurosceptic Grayling Set for Cabinet Axe

DAVE

  • How the PM celebrated his birthday, and why SamCam got the giggles

ART

  • Revealed: Taxpayer billed six figures to touch up 829 paintings in Whitehall departments

CAMPBELL

  • Arise, Lord Campbell! Sol says he wants to be made a peer
  • How the PM’s army of enforcers controlled Eurosceptics at Tory conference
  • Which sozzled Tory MP was spotted in the Midland hotel bar at 3am swiping through the Grindr gay dating app?
  • Why did Nigel Farage want the option to cancel a charity Proper F***ing Lunch?
  • Why Sadiq will have to think again about using Zac’s Old Etonian past against him

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

Find out all the details of the Jeremy Corbyn victory party being hosted at Tory conference tomorrow night in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column. Don’t miss out on:

JESS

  • Why did a Labour MP bend down in a packed nightclub and kiss Jess Phillips on her foot?

DIANE

  • Find out which Labour MP burned Diane: “At least I don’t have to go through the door sideways”

SHADOW

  • What the Shadow Cabinet really think about Jeremy Corbyn
  • Corbyn snubbed the regional broadcasters this week… choosing to speak on Venezuelan and Qatari TV instead
  • Anti-austerity celebs turn up in Manchester… but non-VIP activists will be sleeping on the floor for £2 a night
  • Things that go bump in the Nige: UKIP rebels to host Farage themed Halloween party mocking their leader
  • See who Guido is putting a few quid on for next Labour leader
  • You’ll never guess what disgraced Cenotaph Union Flag swinger Charlie Gilmour is up to these days
  • How Nicky Morgan will show her Ambition at Tory conference tonight
  • How much has Nadine Dorries made from her books in the last year?

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Guido reveals the hottest job in Westminster in today’s Sun on Sunday column, which is free to read online here. Don’t miss out on:

  • Who’s the #PigGate squealer? Find out why this Tory MP is Downing Street’s prime suspect

  • Tories deny plot to sabotage Labour conference

DEFECT

  • Tories offer potential Labour defectors safe seats and ministerial jobs “within six months”

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  • MI5 ‘complained to Labour’ over Jeremy Corbyn

HUHNE

  • Chris Huhne’s train tantrum
  • Ed Miliband needed a map to find the polling station in his Doncaster constituency on election day
  • 115 stressed-out MPs have taken up the offer of free “mindfulness courses” in Parliament

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Read Guido’s Column in the Sun on Sunday Online

Boris and Osborne trade insults in Guido’s jam-packed Sun on Sunday column today. Read BoJo’s close-to-the-knuckle “hooker” jibe and the rest of today’s column for free here. Don’t miss out on:

CORBYN

  • Corbyn’s Commie Royal Wedding: toasted Wills & Kate from commie mug and watched Russian TV instead

BI

  • Don’t miss out on the best bit of fun from LibDem conference: a “bi-sexual flash mob”

DAVE

  • What will David Cameron be doing during Corbyn’s Labour party conference?
  • He’s the Mann: Optimistic Tories approach Labour MP John Mann amid defection speculation
  • Corbyn told to carry out an immediate reshuffle over jobs for the boys row
  • Corbyn told: “Swap Andy Burnham and Angela Eagle now. Go on, swap them! I dare you!”
  • Why UKIP upset Doncaster’s local pie shop
  • Guido sends his best to Sir Nicholas Soames
  • First Kinnock, Straw and Prescott… now there is a new Red Prince in Westminster

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Dear Deidre: Jezza and Diane Edition

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Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Find out how the the Tories are planning to surprise Jeremy Corbyn at his first PMQs with a “wall of beards” in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column. Don’t miss out on:

CULTURAL

  • “Corbyn’s Cultural Revolution”: Team Jezza’s “vicious” plan to take control of Labour HQ

NANDY

  • Corbynistas already lining up his chosen successor: left-wing choice to be NEXT Labour leader

FLY

  • Revealed: How jet-setting MPs enjoy “specially negotiated discounts” and a “VIP Heathrow service
  • Jeremy Corbyn’s first broken promise as Labour leader
  • Blubbering Burnham
  • Harriet Harman’s short memory on refugee crisis
  • It’s not just Jezza… What is it with Labour’s new top team and cosying up to terrorists?

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Burnham Mocks Corbyn

Here is what Andy Burnham really thinks about Jeremy Corbyn:

“Privately, it’s a disaster for the Labour Party. Privately. I mean, publicly, he is a nice man, he’s a nice individual. He believes in the things he campaigns on, so he’s not a fraud in any way. But I think the public will think Labour has given up. Labour has given up on ever being a government again… Jeremy just looked like a slightly disheveled figure in the back of the Commons and Cameron was there, wasn’t he, just kind of banging, swatting him away and it was like, whoever was watching must have thought, hmmm that doesn’t feel good.”

Andy was caught out spilling the beans on Jezza by an undercover reporter from the Sun who was granted access to Burnham after paying Faiz Ul Rasool, the chairman of the Muslim Friends of Labour group, £5,000 “in tenners in the back room of a London casino“. There goes his place in the shadow cabinet…

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is back after the summer break, and is free to read, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Super-confident Jeremy Corbyn is planning to give jobs to Sadiq Khan and Diane Abbott in his Shadow Cabinet. Don’t miss out on:

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  • More workers’ support for Corbyn

  • Blustering Bryant’s BBC “Bully Crusade”

GORDON

  • Gordon’s “therapist”: secret memos reveal Brown’s inner turmoil after the 2010 election
  • Guido shines a light on the dazzling cost of government waste
  • Zac’s first mayoral campaign blunder infuriates Tories
  • Just how much does The Know campaign to leave the European Union really “believe in Britain”?

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

Sewell Sleaze Sees Sun on Sunday Sales Soar

Lord Sewell‘s coke and hookers help the Sun on Sunday extend its lead over the MoS as Britain’s best selling Sunday:

Sun on Sunday 1,545,244 (+5.37%)
Mail on Sunday 1,425,840 (-0.57%)
Sunday Mirror 813,023 (-0.34%)
Sunday Times 763,521 (-0.14%)
Sunday Express 380,185 (+0.98%)
Sunday Telegraph 372,346 (-0.61%)
Sunday People 311,437 (-1.54%)
Daily Star Sunday 262,372 (+1.75%)
The Observer 188,312 (-0.51%)

Up 5% month on month…

Via MediaGuardian

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday column for free online, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Were Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott more than just good comrades? Who was the naked man Diane romped with in a Cotswold field? Don’t miss out on:

  • New LibDem Equalities spokesman thinks some are more equal than others

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  • Parliament is spending how much on a custom-brewed beer for MPs’ subsidised bars?

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  • Labour HQ staff inundated with x-rated abuse from Corbynistas
  • More Bercow perks: 1,098 items of “Speaker’s Silver”… worth £2.5 million!
  • Labour MP’s cash-for-honours amnesia
  • Dave’s “dirty cash” difficulty
  • You might have thought the woman who defeated Ed Balls would be a favourite among Tory MPs, but apparently not

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

THE SUN’S HARRY COLE: New Era of Punctuation & Punctuality

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Harry Cole – our Westminster Bureau Chief better known to readers as Neo-Guido – is off to join The Sun as their Westminster Correspondent. Craig Woodhouse becomes The Sun’s Chief Political Correspondent.

Harry joined Guido in 2008 as an intern on the back of his Tory Bear blog, where he completely ripped off Guido’s modus operandi to take on student politicians – some of whom are now in parliament. He stayed for the summer and after graduating decided not to follow a career in the law and instead become a media outlaw. Coming back in 2009 to enjoy that glorious period of MP bashing known as the Expenses Scandal. He always planned to stay for a year-or-so before getting a proper job… 

Harry’s considerable charm and panache more than compensated for his idiosyncratic early writing style, which Guido would describe as “after-dinner-speech”, this however allowed him to  branch out into writing for the Spectator. He’s also been writing for mainstream media tabloids for years – it is no small skill be able to write well received features for The Spectator and the tightly written popular journalism that has seen Guido’s Sun column contract renewed for three years – winning him fans at The Sun to such an extent that they have poached him. It is no exaggeration to say that the success of Guido over the last 6 years is in large part down to Harry. The puns, the fun, the ability to get a story – often after an inexplicably long lunch – brilliance.

Harry’s new colleagues in parliament will no doubt appreciate and welcome his strong views, as expressed to the Press Gazette, on morally bankrupt Lobby journalism. How he came to be woken up from kipping overnight on a sofa by a Permanent Secretary at 7 a.m. in the Secretary of State’s private ministerial office will always remain our secret. Yes, we are hiring

Read Guido in the Sun on Sunday Online

CAR

Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is free to read, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. A piece of UKIP election history could be yours for a bargain price of just £750…

  • The swelling Osborne “support group” of brown-nosing Tory careerists

PENNY

  • Penny’s Party Makes a Splash: Tory rising star’s suspiciously lavish summer soiree

  • Why did Theresa May have to lose the cops this week?

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  • Is Nancy Dell’Olio Strictly Labour, or Tory?
  • Which Tory celeb bankrolled Tim Farron’s LibDem leadership campaign?
  • Who else would Labour MPs hire to help them improve their image but Ed Miliband’s former spin doctor…
  • Security questions as Jeremy Corbyn hosts Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness in parliament

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

Read Guido in the Sun on Sunday Online

Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is free to read online over on SunNation. Find out why David Cameron left Jeremy Corbyn “visibly shocked” in a Commons corridor, and don’t miss out on:

COKE

  • George Osborne and the Treasury coke fiend

GHOST

  • Why the ghost of Miliband lingered at Harriet Harman’s summer party
  • Inside the summer parties: There was an austerity feel at Osborne’s bash
  • Revealed: How MPs can automatically give their bumper pay rise to charity… but how many will?
  • Which Tory mayoral candidate has recruited a fitness guru to lose 6st?
  • It’s not just Labour’s chances at the next election on the verge of oblivion — their HQ is facing destruction too

SCREW

  • Why party hands have nicknamed Labour’s Brewer’s Green HQ “Screwers’ Green”

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

Read Guido in the Sun on Sunday Online

They still don’t get it. Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday column – free over on SunNation – to find out about this tight Tory MP’s £4.50 Remembrance Sunday expenses claim. Don’t miss out on:

CHUKA

  • Why Chuka could be swapping a battle with Burnham for a fight with Putin

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  • Sandi Toksvig on Nick Clegg’s vagina

PCH

  • Why at least someone in parliament is getting some work done
  • Sol Campbell’s stark confession to Tory party hands
  • Liz Kendall’s choice to be her new tax tsar? Someone who landed £1.5 million in shares from an offshore tax haven
  • Why Tory critics see George Osborne’s Budget as “a Budget for hard working Poles”

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

Out-of-the-Loop Chris Bryant Hasn’t a Clue

As Guido revealed in this week’s Sun on Sunday:

“The BBC has announced 1,000 jobs are to go as part of a £150 million round of cuts. These job losses would cover just £50 million of the sum, however, leaving another £100 million awaiting Aunty’s axe.

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