Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday

In the column this week:

  • Find out how Andrew Marr judges a successful week.
  • Balls loses the argument and changes his tune.
  • They pretend otherwise but we have proof the Tories are worried about UKIP.
  • Pompey Penny’s whip-round.
  • Chris Bryant is out of touch with Labour voters.

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CCHQ Rolls Eyes at Lord Ashcroft Daily Star Sunday Column Now Online

If you had picked up your copy of the Daily Star Sunday yesterday you would already have all the latest Tory party conference gossip. Disaffected donor Lord Ashcroft bashed Grant Shapps’ new attack ad as a waste of money last week, but his criticism has left CCHQ scratching their heads. M&C Saatchi did it for free…

Elsewhere find out whether champagne is being quaffed in Birmingham this week, what Boris might have in store for Dave’s birthday surprise and the identity of persona non grata Andrew Mitchell’s new SpAd. Yesterday’s column is now online here

See Guido's Column in the Daily Star Sunday

In the column this week:

Justine's X-Rated Ed Rant Daily Star Sunday Column Now Online

If you had picked up your Daily Star Sunday yesterday you would already know all about Ed’s x-rated argument with his wife Justine:

“It has happened to us all – you’re about to leave home for an important appointment and you can’t find your bits and bobs. Midweek, Guido was told Ed Miliband “came into my opticians wanting new contact lenses in a hurry. Couldn’t wait. His wife was swearing at him ‘They’re your lenses. You f**king lost them’. He was well flustered”. If you had a big speech to read from an autocue, you would be too.”

Elsewhere you can read all about the latest on Labour’s three red princes, Harriet Harman’s take on Fifty Shades of Grey and which fraternal figure will be leaving Manchester early. Yesterday’s column is now online here.

See Guido's Column in the Daily Star Sunday

In the column this week:

See Guido's Column in the Daily Star Sunday

Tories profiting from the Olympics, the self-serving sole parliamentary reform MPs have voted for, how Ed Miliband buttered up Charles Moore and the touching tale of a cross-party handshake.

Last Sunday we suggested the reshuffling of LibDems out of the Ministry of Defence and Foreign Office could presage military action in Iran. Today, a week later, the Mail on Sunday catches up and says the same.

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Daily Star Sunday Column Now Online

If you picked up your Daily Star Sunday yesterday you would know that MPs are still claiming £3.6 million in expenses to pay the wages of members of their families, including the holier than thou John Mann. Why bombing Iran may soon be Nick Clegg’s fault and all about Ed’s real life “pre-distribution”.

Yesterday’s column is now online here

Yesterday’s Daily Star Sunday Column Now Online

All your latest reshuffle news, whose sexy summer party boasted “private fun rooms” and a  close shave for Boris.

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If you had picked up your Daily Star Sunday yesterday you would already know what Mad Frankie Maude really thinks about Lords reform, which Tory MP likes the Taliban and why George Osborne’s former adviser was brandishing a whip this weekend.[…] Read the rest

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At 60p it is 20% more expensive than the Sun, you have to pay extra for the quality. The editor is a former nuclear physicist and in his column this week he explains the significance of the Higgs Boson particle, on the literary front the plot of Fifty Shades of Grey is reviewed by a whip-wielding leather basque wearing dominatrix.[…] Read the rest

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Yesterday's Daily Star Sunday Column Now Online

Guido had advance notice of Liam Fox’s speech yesterday. If you had picked up your Daily Star Sunday you would already know all about that and how the taxpayer subsidises 165 Westminster journalists to the tune of millions, what self-confessed nerd Ed Miliband had to be briefed about on the train and why 74-year-old John Prescott has taken to using a walking stick.[…] Read the rest

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Has Liam Fox bounced Cameron into making Eurosceptic noises? Find out what he is going to say tomorrow in his big speech on Europe. We reveal how MPs plan to get revenge on political journalists and the unbelievable explanation as to why Prezza is hobbling around with a walking stick.[…] Read the rest

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You won’t believe how much IPSA is paying in expenses for MPs’ iPad data connections every month, the effrontery of the Tory MP who employs his wife and girlfriend on expenses, the Labour MP lost on the buses in Leeds and Andy Burnham’s rising “knob job” worries.[…] Read the rest

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The FT’s Wolfgang Munchau on the “fake maths” of economic forecasts:

“The truth is that our ability to forecast the future beyond the current quarter is limited… The curse of our time is fake maths. Think of it as fake news for numerically literate intellectuals: it is the abuse of statistics and economic models to peddle one’s own political prejudice… The fakeness of the maths lies in an exaggerated inference. Economic models have their uses, as do opinion polls. They provide information to policymakers and markets. But nobody can see through the fog of the future.”

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