A poll of 2000 adulterers on IllicitEncounters.com has finally cemented the dishy Rishi label, as users of the dating website for married people saw him voted sexiest male politician, with over a quarter of the vote. Sir Keir came second just behind Rishi on 21%, while Tory backbencher Tobias Ellwood got the bronze medal with 18%. When it comes to the women, Lisa Nandy wins the top spot and users’ hearts with 24% of the vote…
Trailing the list is Jeremy Corbyn whose bad news keeps getting worse. Jeremy was voted users’ 3rd least sexy politician on 18%, just ahead of Matt Hancock (20%) and Michael Gove (23%). Not for the first time in his life Boris beats Corbyn, coming fourth in the least sexy male MP rankings…
The results in full are below:
Worldly readers will be aware of SexyMP.co.uk, the most popular banned website in the Commons which ranks parliamentarians on their looks according to a popular vote. The cheeky and good-natured site appears to have been sabotaged, Guido can reveal. In the last few days the vote has been rigged to push female Tory MPs to the bottom of the rankings. While the most photogenic Tories had previously held several places in the top ten, the first Tory MP to appear in the female rankings today is down in a lowly 58th place. Almost all of the bottom 50 places are held by Tories, while all of the top 57 places are held by Labour , SNP and Plaid MPs. An accurate aesthetic reflection? A theory is circulating among concerned users:
“This is not normal. The site wasn’t in this state a few months ago. Historical Rankings shows no significant favouritism for one party over any other. My best guess is that someone wrote a script to play SexyMP and have it automatically select the non-Conservative option when a Conservative came up. I estimate ~200,000 votes in total performed by this script.”
Those Russians have gone too far this time…
