Matt Hancock gets an intense beating on this week’s episode of  SAS: Who Dares Wins, The Mirror reports. The former Health Secretary breaks two ribs in a bust-up with Love Island star Teddy Soares, who admits “it felt amazing. I couldn’t bring myself to go back to the UK without having kicked his ass. I didn’t feel guilty.” More than just the light ribbing Matt was expecting…

In another scene, Hancock is made to strip down to his pants, getting a dressing down by the interrogator who, referencing his infamous affair, barks:

“You’re not a good looking guy, are you? Pubes on your chest, moobs, so how did you do it, Matty, babe? What kind of a f***ing arrogant, c***-sucking answer is that, you weasel-faced c***?”

The show is set to air on Sunday at 9 p.m. Popcorn at the ready…

The first episode of TV show SAS: Who Dares Wins starring former Health Secretary Matt Hancock was released last night. It didn’t disappoint.

In a fierce cross-examination, Hancock was left sweating and squirming in his seat after interrogators pushed him on his handling of the pandemic. After commenting that Hancock “looked like [he was] about to get executed“, the interrogators didn’t hold back, saying: “you think you’re above the rules you established in this country…as far as I’m concerned you showed weak leadership“. Hancock came out with his usual reply, “I fell in love with somebody…” Popcorn at the ready…