Parliamentary researchers have been reeling over a recent change in access rights to the changing room facilities and showers in parliamentary office block Portcullis House. One previously open to all has now become the exclusive domain of female MPs, despite their smaller numbers. Staffer’s WhatsApp chats have been fuming, pointing out the highly unequal distribution of resources …

Guido is told that one unknowing staffer got a shouty earful from an irate Theresa Villiers for approaching the newly restricted changing room. True to type, snooty MPs have taken facilities away from the many and given them to… themselves.

Leave MPs are united on what they want from Brexit while Remainers are hopelessly divided and cannot agree a line. Not just the conclusion of anyone who watched yesterday’s Commons debate, this is the finding of a new survey by Queen Mary University. While there is a near consensus among Leavers on the importance of controlling immigration, Remainers are split on whether to prioritise the single market (47%) or border controls (31%). On paying into the EU budget, again there is a near consensus against among Leavers, while Remainers are divided. As Professor Anand Menon says: “Remainers are much more divided over what to prioritise – which may well make them less able to shape the debate”. A brief look at the varying positions of Anna Soubry, Chuka Umunna, Owen Smith, Ed Miliband, Jeremy Corbyn and the two LibDem factions tells you much the same.