The ‘below the line’ anonymongs who spend their days trying to post comments on Guido about David Cameron’s sexuality, Muslims, nonces, Muslim nonces and how the whole world is biased against, or in favour, of UKIP, now have a new outlet for their wild rantings.

Parliament has launched a petition site to which the government must respond after just 10,000 names.

Troll away here.

Guido is not sure they have really thought this one through…

Is UKIP really full of loonies? Arron Banks, the former Tory donor who announced he was giving UKIP a cool million at the end of conference season, has confirmed to the Staggers that he’s financing the militant-wing of the party to stand against Boris Johnson in Uxbridge. The multi-millionaire Bristol businessman has stumped the deposit the Monster Raving Loonies to mount a challenge. Apparently this is not against UKIP’s rules as the other Loonies are not a “proscribed organisation”. Leaving the door open to a an interesting electoral pact one day…