Read all about Keith Vaz and the Russian glamour models in Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday. Don’t miss out on:

• Security Shocker: Jeremy Corbyn in his own words, wants an “end to Nato”

• Despite complaining when Zac Goldsmith called him a “radical“, Sadiq Khan called himself radical 19 times

• Mystery of the Reshuffle Cauliflower Solved

• Something of a fallout between Corbyn and McDonnell

• High-Friers: Meet the Tory Two Who Worked Together at McDonald’s

• “I’ve no idea what you’re talking about, but you’re probably after my sister” – Awkward Eagle Reshuffle Moment

You can read it all today, for free, here…

The ‘one Pat in, one Pat out’ approach to the reshuffle confounded poor Sir Michael White:

The incoming Pat (top right) certainly is a proper northerner, but she isn’t a “he”.

Guido knows the feeling, it was approaching day three of the reshuffle when the move was announced. And to be fair, it’s out of character for Corbyn to promote a woman…

H/T @youngvulgarian

Whoever designed the new logo for the soon to be online-only BBC Three clearly didn’t think it through. Bizarrely, it appears to say “BBC II”, with an exclamation mark. Guido will be firing off a Freedom of Information request asking how much the licence fee payer was billed for the Roman numeral innumerate graphic designer…

Guido sticks the knife – and Fawke – into the winners of 2015’s awards for Westminster’s top chancers, cheats and trumps. Click here to read our Surprise of Year, best gaffe, worst piggy, heroes and zeroes and laugh-out-loud moment. Happy New Year…

Read all about Lucy Allan’s four letter rant at a young staffer last week in Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday. Don’t miss out on:

• Allan Refused to Let Staffer Have Weekend Off to See Terminally Ill Relative

• Former staff claim she tried to gag whistleblowers with “intimidating” messages

• Why did boozing Boris put Tory MPs’ noses out of joint last week?

• BBC EU Referendum Stitch Up Fears

• What did veggie Corbyn do with his Christmas turkey this year?

• House of Horrors: Former Staff Reveal MP Made Them Do Lines

• Meet the Tory MP who regularly visits a psychic and believes mediums can help make up her mind on key issues

• Owen Paterson is definitely not positioning himself for the post-Cameron era

• McDonnell wishes he had a calculator

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation…

Guido can happily reveal that, 243 days later, Dan Hodges has confirmed he will finally make good on his promise to streak naked through Westminster. Hodges has set 7 January in stone as the date for the run. Which gives him three weeks for his beard to grow long enough to protect his modesty…