Starmer promising to offer his “full support” to Andy Burnham. The kiss of death…
Off to see the King…
Rapturous applause for the man they dragged out of Downing Street, kicking and screaming…
Starmer has returned from yet another social media sabbatical only to be met with a tsunami of troll comments. Some are more creative than others…
Starmer would often retreat from TikTok whenever his premiership was in mortal danger. His blackouts grew more frequent in recent months, for obvious reasons. Who knows how much longer the account will survive, now that his attempt to ‘go where the voters are’ via weird videos achieved nothing…
Timestamps embedded in Andy Burnham’s leadership campaign site source code reveal his team set up the site on 6th May, even before the local election bloodbath that terminally damaged Starmer’s premiership. Obviously he knew which way the wind was blowing and wasn’t wasting any time…
It was also eight days before Josh Simons stood down to make way for Burnham’s candidacy in Makerfield. Which gives an idea of the timeline in the lead up to their pact.
The source code shows he previously considered “For the People” as his slogan, identical to the one used by Kamala Harris’s doomed presidential campaign. At least Burnham’s plot to grab the top job is likely to work…
Downing Street says Keir Starmer will stay on as the MP for Holborn and St Pancras after he leaves Number 10 in a few weeks. He won’t be triggering a by-election – unless he U-turns, obviously…
Robert Jenrick on the Today programme:
“Can you now give a guarantee to your listeners this morning that no BBC presenter in the future will be exposed as a paedophile, as a number have been in the recent past? No, of course you can’t…”