When Jacob Met Jess

In an unusually watchable piece of television on Channel 4 News last night, Jacob Rees-Mogg gave Labour rising star Jess Phillips a tour around his North East Somerset constituency. Watch out for the part where Philips compares the long-serving Rees-Mogg family nanny to “the dog in Peter Pan”…

Guido feels a wife-swap style reality programme coming on…

Eeh By Gum! Dave’s Yorkshire Gaffe Caught on Tape

David Cameron’s private remarks about people from Yorkshire were caught by the BBC’s microphone:

Cameron (sounds like he’s rehearsing an answer to a question): “I’ll say… delighted there’s been such a strong response. Time to look at all the proposals that have been made. Obviously the more politicians can come together locally to come up with preferred solutions the better. But one way or another…”

Unidentified male: “The fact is there will be some devolution coming to Yorkshire. But what form that takes…”

Cameron: “We just thought people in Yorkshire hated everyone else, we didn’t realise they hated each other so much.”

It’s a good job Yorkshiremen aren’t thin skinned…

Burnham Mocks Corbyn

Here is what Andy Burnham really thinks about Jeremy Corbyn:

“Privately, it’s a disaster for the Labour Party. Privately. I mean, publicly, he is a nice man, he’s a nice individual. He believes in the things he campaigns on, so he’s not a fraud in any way. But I think the public will think Labour has given up. Labour has given up on ever being a government again… Jeremy just looked like a slightly disheveled figure in the back of the Commons and Cameron was there, wasn’t he, just kind of banging, swatting him away and it was like, whoever was watching must have thought, hmmm that doesn’t feel good.”

Andy was caught out spilling the beans on Jezza by an undercover reporter from the Sun who was granted access to Burnham after paying Faiz Ul Rasool, the chairman of the Muslim Friends of Labour group, £5,000 “in tenners in the back room of a London casino“. There goes his place in the shadow cabinet…

Pro-Palestinian Calls for Genocide of Jews at Downing Street Demo

A disturbing video has emerged from the Palestine Solidarity Campaign’s anti-Israel protest at Downing Street yesterday, that shows a demonstrator calling for the death of all Israeli Jews. Jeremy Corbyn is a patron of the campaign…

“You said you want six million Jews in the sea?”
“I want them out of Israel.”
“You’ll have to kill them all.”
“Well, so be it.”

Flags belonging to terror group Hezbollah were waved at the same protest. Presumably this is what Jeremy means by “dialogue”…

H/T @J_Bloodworth

“Hot Young Corbynites”: Jazzy Jezza’s Amazing Campaign Jingle

Played in a 1983 Jazz/Funk crossover style, “Hot Young Corbynites” is the campaign song the Labour leadership campaign has been crying out for:

“Who’s the man that we love?

Corbyn?

Who’s the man that we trust?

Corbyn?

Who’s going to take us to the top?

Corbyn!”

The breakdown where Jez shows off the jumper his mum knitted is spectacular. “Hot Young Corbynites are going to turn this party round…”

Harman’s Parting Zinger to “Old, Posh” Corbyn

Hattie has remained resoutely impartial during the leadership election, alas she couldn’t resist a parting dig at Comrade Corbyn on her final day on the frontbench:

“It was quite surprising to discover that I’m not old enough or posh enough to be the frontrunner of this current leadership election.”

A personal attack from the acting leader on the last day of voting. She’ll be on the list when the purge comes…

Of course, as this footage of young posh totty Hattie shows, the St Paul’s old girl certainly fulfils the posh criteria:

Close observers will note that her accent went a bit Estuary sometime in the late nineties…

Taiwanese View on Migrant Crisis

Those crazy Taiwanese video guys have a controversial take on the migrant crisis:

The Queen handing out cash in a Job Centre is a particular highlight…

queen migrant

For some reason Churchill is chasing away migrants with a pitchfork…

churchilll migrants

As ever, a helpful contribution to the debate…

Tory Corbyn Spy Crick’d

To be fair to “Mr Watkinson from the Conservative Party”, he doesn’t half make a quick exit…

Faster than Crick could manage…

He doesn’t like it up him…

Labour MP: Droning ISIS Terrorist Was “Deplorable… Murder”

Labour nut Gerald Kaufman had his own colleagues shaking their heads when he condemned the RAF killing of an ISIS jihadi:

“What does this government do? It wants to bomb. Bombing will achieve nothing whatsoever, but will kill more people and will create more refugees. It is now following the deplorable Obama in carrying out murder by drones, almost certainly against international law.”

A last minute pitch to be Jeremy Corbyn’s Shadow Defence Secretary?

Owen Jones v Peter Hitchens on the Socialist “Disease”

They got on famously…

Jez Dances as Corbynistas Chant “Vamos Corbyn!”

Footage has emerged of feelgood Jeremy Corbyn cutting shapes in a London nightclub, pumping his fist in the air in a Chavez-style ‘people power’ salute, as a Latin American guitarist leads a chorus of “Vamos Corbyn! Vamos Corbyn!” to the tune of the Gypsy Kings’ Bambeleo.

The senstational video was filmed on Saturday night, at the Latinos for Corbyn fundraiser at El Vergel:

He also played the bongos:

And had a bloomin’ good time:

Viva la fiesta! Viva Corbynista!

Dave Blasts Corbyn’s “Friends” Hamas and Hezbollah

Corbyn caught the Speaker’s eye after Cameron’s statement, but ignored the RAF drone strike and instead asked a question welcoming our “new relationship” with the brutal terror-sponsoring regime in Iran. Dave couldn’t resist a dig at some of Jezza’s “friends“:

“Iran is a still a supporter of terrorist organisations like Hamas and Hezbollah, which I know he describes as friends but I see very much as enemies…”

If you listen carefully, at the end of Jezza’s question you can hear Tory MP Alec Shelbrooke sarcastically heckle: “he’s good“. Will their next exchange be across the despatch box?

RAF Killed British ISIS Terrorists in Syria

Big news from Dave: a RAF Reaper drone killed British jihadis Reyaad Khan and Ruhul Amin in Raqqah, Syria, in an “entirely lawful… act of self defence“. The first time we have hit them in Syria…

You Cannot Be Syria-ous! Labour Cretin’s Migrant Muddle

Labour MEP Claude Moraes is, worryingly, the chair of the European Parliament’s Home Affairs Committee. This morning on Sky News, Moraes claimed no less than seven times that the UK had taken just 216 refugees from Syria, adding “David Cameron and the government need to tell the truth to the British people and not treat them like fools“. Really?

The 216 figure is demonstrably untrue – it did the rounds on social media last week before being comprehensively debunked. The correct number is around 5,000. You might have hoped someone with such a grand title would check what he reads on Twitter is right before repeating it on telly. What was that about “telling the truth to the British people”?

Cameron: UK Will Accept Thousands More Syrian Refugees

“Britain will act with its head and its heart… we will accept thousands more… providing resettlement for thousands more Syrian refugees…”

Cooper Finally Savages Corbynomics

It has taken until this late in the contest, but finally someone went for Corbyn. Hard.

The audience roared wildly… for Corbyn’s response… 

Sky News Labour Leadership Debate Live

Have your say in the comments…

Osborne: ISIS Killed That Boy

Osborne speaks:

“I was very distressed when I saw it myself this morning, that poor boy lying dead on the beach… what you need to do is first of all tackle ISIS and the criminal gangs who killed that boy… Britain’s always been a home to real asylum seekers, genuine refugees, we’ve taken 5,000 people from the Syrian conflict, we’ll go on taking people and keep it under review…”

Are those last four words the beginning of a shift?

UPDATE: Dave follows up the “keep it under review” line.

Burnham Weaponises Refugee Crisis

Andy Burnham just couldn’t resist using the refugee crisis to get one over on Yvette Cooper this morning. Asked about Cooper’s call for the country to take more refugees, Burnham somewhat tastelessly boasted: “I called the day before for Britain to take our fair share”.

Even the lefty Twitterati are clutching their pearls. Stay classy…

UPDATE: He’s doubling down:

Probably best to stop now.

UPDATE II: Yvette’s spokesman hits back:

Burnham: Corbyn Making Excuses For Putin

Jeremy “Can I finish?” Corbyn’s famous temper frayed at this afternoon’s Channel 4 hustings when Andy Burnham accused him of “making excuses for Putin“:

“No I’m not Andy that is ridiculous, that is ridiculous. Andy, Andy, that is ridiculous.”

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