WATCH: Miliband Dodges Tax Question

He says that Labour will pay tax on their dividends, but that wasn’t the question was it Ed? The key point is that John Mills avoids paying tax himself by giving the money to the party in shares. For some reason Miliband dodged that. No denial that Labour advised Mills on how to donate the money in a tax efficient way either…

WATCH: Boris Thanks Coulson for the “Career Advice”

And sticks it to Dave, who he is “absolutely increasingly confident” will win in 2015. He sounds it…

WATCH: ‘Anonymous’ Launch Operation EDL

“We will begin the systematic and comprehensive dissemination of your cult. We will further expose your falsities and your attempts to censor, to your members, to the British public, and to the world as a whole. You will fall, we can say this with complete confidence. We are everywhere, you cannot hide, you cannot win. We are the voices of all and the voice of one. It will not happen overnight, but we will be victorious.”

Should be one of their easier jobs…

WATCH: Clifford in Court

Just what did he mean by “never asking for anybody’s birthday certificate”?

UPDATE: Max has pleaded not guilty to 11 counts of indecent assault.

WATCH: Boris Meets Will Smith

Both known for getting jiggy with it

Via Mail.

WATCH: New Mirror Footage of Terror Attack

WATCH: PM’s Woolwich Terror Attack Statement in Full

WATCH: Sun’s Footage of Terrorist Attack Aftermath

“The only reason we have killed this man today is because Muslims are dying daily by British soldiers. And this British soldier is one. It is an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. By Allah, we swear by the almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you until you leave us alone. So what if we want to live by the Shari’a in Muslim lands? Why does that mean you must follow us and chase us and call us extremists and kill us? Rather you lot are extreme. You are the ones that when you drop a bomb you think it hits one person? Or rather your bomb wipes out a whole family? This is the reality. By Allah if I saw your mother today with a buggy I would help her up the stairs. This is my nature. But we are forced by the Qur’an, in Sura At-Tawba, through many ayah in the Qu’ran, we must fight them as they fight us. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. I apologise that women had to witness this today but in our lands women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your governments, they don’t care about you. You think David Cameron is going to get caught in the street when we start busting our guns? You think politicians are going to die? No, it’s going to be the average guy, like you and your children. So get rid of them. Tell them to bring our troops back so can all live in peace. So leave our lands and we can all live in peace. That’s all I have to say. [in Arabic:] Allah’s peace and blessings be upon you.”

WATCH: Bercow Announces Nigel Evans Office Searched

The Speaker has announced that with a Warrant from Preston Crown Court, he allowed a Member’s office to be searched.

“I wish to report to the House that the rooms of a Member were searched yesterday pursuant to a warrant issued by the Circuit Judge in Preston Crown Court on 16 May.

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WATCH: The Loons Fight Back

Tory councillor and now former chairman of the Merton Conservative Association, Richard Hilton, is defecting to UKIP, describing loongate as “the final straw”. Five other Merton councillors are also defecting. It’s going to be a long week for Dave…[…] Read the rest

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WATCH: Kay Burley Skewers Hodge the Dodge

Margaret Hodge got the full Kay Burley treatment this afternoon. After a day of grandstanding at her committee, she was left spluttering about her 0.01% tax bill. Hodge had the nerve to bring up the newspapers who retracted their own stories about Hodge and tax.[…] Read the rest

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WATCH: Clegg Skewered On That Referendum Leaflet

One moment of amusement during today’s extremely dull, long, Deputy PMQs was Edward Leigh thoroughly embarrassing Clegg over that in/out referendum leaflet.

 

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WATCH: Gove a Bit Too on Message

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These Are Not The Jokes You Are Looking For…

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WATCH: Chuka Feels the Pinch

Clearly Chuka has been told he needs to learn how to laugh at himself after Wednesday. These will never get old

UPDATE: Chris Pincher’s powers of prediction are second to none:

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WATCH: Nadine Back With a Bang

Her first day with the whip reinstated…[…] Read the rest

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