Sir Rhodes Boyson RIP

Video: Ryan Speech to RNC

The boy done good.

Video: Another Heathrow Dough Blow for Yeo

Guido’s Heathrow/China story earlier was dismissed by pro-Yeo types (of which there are very few) as a conspiracy theory and a weak line of attack. Seems Sky News did not agree with them:

Just because a conflict of interest is declared, it does not mean the conflict of interest goes away…

The Thick Of It Trailer Released

Video: Kelvin Salutes Rupert

Video: Gove: I Don’t Want to Be PM “I’ll Sign Parchment In My Own Blood to Prove It”

Boris says he doesn’t want it, now Gove follows suit. Guess that just leaves George Osborne then…

Video: The Obama That I Used To Know

That irritating Gotye song as you’ve never heard it before…

Video: Cancer Sufferer Attacks PM For Indian Space Project

Dave had a very tense moment on LBC earlier today as he was forced to explain to a cancer patient why the NHS could not afford to pay for her treatment despite billions being spent on foreign aid. His face told the whole story…

VIDEO: Boris Caught In Zip

Video courtesy of ITV.

Debt Bomb: Deficits and Dancing Girls [VIDEO]

Keynesian economics stripped bare…

Hunt Drops Clanger (Disco Remix)

Guido’s got that Friday feeling…

Obama Campaign Seizes On #RomneyShambles

Breaking Video: Jeremy Hunt Hits Woman With Bell End

Video: Boris Rallies Hyde Park

Oratory, flags, flames and the crowds screaming a politician’s name? Only Boris could get away with that:

Can you imagine how dull that would have been if Ken had won?

Chancellor Zero: There Are No Excuses

Chancellor Zero says there are no excuses.

At least he did the TV interviews himself this time…

Video: CPS Phone Hacking Press Conference

Video via LiarPoliticians

Palin Gay Scandal

Another day, another Sarah Palin mess.  Her three-year-old grandson used a gay slur in a reality TV show. Tripp Palin, the son of 21-year-old Bristol, screamed at his aunt Willow: “Go away you f*ggot!”

Bristol and Willow responded by laughing and warning the troublesome tot: “God is watching you“.

And the rest of the world…

Red Ken's Future Terror Career

Ken’s promise to quit politics may well have been just another lie, but judging by his performance on Newsnight last night Guido has a new suggestion for his next career move: counter-terrorism. After revealing his expertise on lone psychopaths, scaremongering Ken told Kirsty: “you don’t catch Al-Qaeda by looking through their lunchbox“. With insight like that Livingstone could surely be an adviser for G4S…

Watch: Leves Miserables

Another Leveson musical is doing the rounds:

Some of this is pretty cringe but the David Cameron on the stand bit did tickle Guido…

Via @Kevin_Maguire

Michael White Owes Guido An Apology

The controversial Downing Street Second Email System story is back in the news. In 2007 in the middle of Blair’s Loans for Lordships crisis and the arrest of Downing Street officials by police searching for evidence, Guido alleged that there was a second, unofficial, email system in Downing Street used to send off-the-record emails.[…] Read the rest

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Tory MP Nick Boles says what everyone thinks…

“There is a timidity and lack of ambition about Mrs May’s Government which means it constantly disappoints. Time to raise your game, Prime Minister.”

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