Another Happy Reader

One of the Eagles knows her blogs, name-checking the best in her speech opposing the Lobbying Bill:

No mention of that Scrapbook site. Whatever happened to them?

WATCH: Cameron Speaks

Dave absolves Greening of blame, saying it was a technical issue and he has accepted her apology. Presumably there were technical issues with all the other Tory MPs and ministers who didn’t turn up as well. On whether Miliband behaved dishonourably: “it’s up to him to defend how he behaves”. Ed meanwhile says “I don’t think the Government should wash its hands of this issue”. Perhaps he will send Assad a strongly worded letter.

WATCH: Israeli Soldiers Dance Gangnam Style With Palestinians

It’s not all doom and gloom in the Middle East. This is what happened when a group of Israeli soldiers abandoned their patrol to party with Palestinians in a nightclub:

They have now been disciplined, rather than commended…

WATCH: Clegg Bans Cops From Twerking

With the Syria crisis obviously now resolved, the Deputy Prime Minister moved onto the next big issue of the day during Call Clegg on LBC this morning:

Twerking and grinding is not something for a British Police Officer.”

He’s putting out fires all over the place this week…

Fox News Plays Dude Looks Like a Lady During Manning Report

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Superb trolling.

WATCH: Farage on Syria

Only one leader coming out against intervention so far. Nigel Farage asks whose side we are on, whether firing cruise missiles into Damascus will make anything better and why we should trust the government when they say there is “no doubt” Assad is responsible. It is the populist position…

Via @liarpoliticians

WATCH: “Do We Have Anyone Pro-Miliband?” “No”

Another phone in, another damning verdict on Ed Miliband. The Wright Stuff couldn’t find a single caller to stick up for Ed, despite it being aired in the middle of the day, prime time for Labour voters:

This is becoming a theme.

See also: Guy News: Public Have Their Say on Ed Miliband

Galloway Blames Israel For Syria Chemical Weapons Attack

George Galloway’s performance on Iranian state television today deserves a wider audience:

Almost unbelievable that this man is a British MP.

Via Galloway Watch.

WATCH: Bercow’s Impersonations of Tory MPs

After Gove sat in the Speaker’s chair and impersonated him during the Tory parliamentary party photo shoot before recess, Bercow gets his revenge. Well sort of.

Cringe.

Via Guardian.
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Newspaper Pulled After Splashing on 18 Photos of Vaginas

University of Sydney student newspaper explain why they put 18 close up photos of vaginas on their front page. Apparently they “wanted to put them on the cover in all their glory.”

Trouble down under…

Via @mikeysmith
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Gay Reporter Subverts Russian TV Propaganda Channel

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Unite Indoctrinate Your Children With Socialist Propaganda

Imagine the terrifying image of Red Len McCluskey pouring his poison into your children’s ears as they sit defenceless in the classroom. With Unite’s creepy propaganda campaign targeting school kids, this is a reality. ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’, a website emblazoned with the Unite logo, has launched a series of videos aimed at teaching children how to organise public protests, make placards and fight against corporations and the evils of privatisation through the power of trade unions.[…] Read the rest

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Guy News: Public Have Their Say on Ed Miliband

BBC Radio 5Live held a phone in this morning asking callers for their opinions on Ed Miliband. Many a Shadow Cabinet member will take an interest in what the people had to say on their leader:

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WATCH: Dr Tucker

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Sion Simon Makes Labour MEP Candidate List

No surprise that Sion Simon has come second in Labour’s MEP candidate selection for West Midlands. Always worth taking another look at his finest hour:

If he makes it to Brussels they better be quiet while he speaks…

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WATCH: Loony Unite Militants Jump on Boris' Car

Boris’ driver delicately negotiates a Unite ambush over in Stanford-le-Hope. Could have gone much worse…

Via Your Thurrock.
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