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Guy News Special Report: Exposing the Guardian's Hypocritical Tax Dodges

The GuyNews.TV team has been investigating the Guardian’s murky financial affairs for weeks, we have their press office on speed dial. The Guardian’s editor Alan Rusbridger says he asked the GMG plc CEO to answer our questions. So far all we have got is a terse statement from GMG plc. However the GuyNews.TV investigative team has spoken with insiders and literally got inside the Guardian. Our report will be going out exclusively to Guidogram subscribers at 5 p.m. today – the truth is a story which will shock Guardian readers.

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This week’s Guy News interviews Sam Dunkerley, a pensioner who worked at an engineering  firm taken over by Gordon’s non-domiciled financial backer, Lord Swarj Paul.  Emily reports on what happened to the firm’s pension fund and how bitter Mr Dunkerley feels about Lord Paul’s donations to the Labour Party:  “Lord Paul has been bank-rolling the Labour Party with our money”.

TB reports on the ermine vermin problem at the Lords and we go inside Steve Hilton’s Zen Space.  We also have an official declaration from Lord Evil, the non-domiciled backer of Guy News, stating his clear and transparent financial position.

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Guidogram Going Out Later

This week’s Guy News is just being wrapped up – listen out for the funky new original theme tune.

Since Newsnight have taken off-line last night’s ding-dong between Guido and Tim Yeo, the pink lap-top expensing green profiteer, we’ll bring you the highlights ourselves. Guy News will also be looking at the less than smooth presentation of Tory policies and focusing on the biggest liar in politics this week.

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… to thousands of subscribers, it is free and this week Dale won’t be putting the Guy News video on his blog before Monday.  This week we look at the Chancellor’s fibs and go inside the CCHQ Digital Media War Room.  Unless you subscribe you’ll have to wait until next week…

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Guidogram Going Out Shortly : Save Our Gordon


This weeks Guy News is a blockbuster, it is going out to Guidogram subscribers this afternoon as soon as Emily Nomates gets back from the pub. It is free to subscribe – thousands have already and that is why more people watch Guy News than WebCameron…


Don’t miss Hoon, Hewitt, Hilton, Harman and another bash at Nick Robinson…

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Guidogram Going Out Shortly : Copenhagen, Tripoli & Hendon

The Guy News TV broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend.  We sent Tory Bear to report back from Copenhagen and Tripoli, Emily Nomates went to glamorous Hendon to report on the expense claims of London’s most expensive MP, Andrew Dismore.  We also replay that moment of zen between Brillo and Michael White.

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Guy News : Friday Thirteenth Broadcast

The Guy News broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend. This week we report on Murdoch’s real importance to Bad Al Campbell, Emily Nomates has a special Guidorama report on the rise  of civil liberties hooliganism, politicians on drugs and some lobby music.

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Speccie v Staggers on Communism and Circulation

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In the week we celebrate the Fall of the Wall (more in this coming week’s Guidogram) the covers of our political weeklies are worth comparing.  The Speccie reveals and condemns Soviet agents at the highest levels of the Labour Party.  The New Statesman glories in a cover with a flattering (old) picture of the communist tyrant Fidel Castro.  On the inside is a feature on his allegedly ‘popular’ variant of socialism.  So popular is Castro’s socialism that he has turned the island into a prison, locked up dangerous poets, not held an election in half a century and jailed dissident democrats.  No mention in the article of the people who to attempt to flee to Miami on floats made out of car tyres or the level of destitution to which the country has been reduced.  Perhaps Castro is popular in the same way that the Staggers is ‘popular’.   Up to date ABC circulation figures are no longer available, but the suspicion is that since they have got rid of the adult political reporters the weekly circulation has gone below 20,000 – less than the daily readership of this blog.  Online data  since the beginning of the year shows the relative downward trend:

Relative Trends

Perhaps if it was more in the real world politically – the latest claim is that the Chief Rabbi of Poland is a Tory stooge – the downward trend of the Staggers might be arrested.  Perhaps they are hoping, vainly in Guido’s view, that a change of government will boost circulation…

Guy News : Fifth November Edition

Notice that the Mail on Sunday and The Times followed up on the story broken first on Guy News of the lewd Labour MP and Nadine Dorries.  Guidogram subscribers knew first and got the “behind the blog” back story of last week.

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Guidogram Out Later Today

The Guy News broadcast is only available to Guidogram subscribers this weekend.  In it we report on the guys who went to parliament this November fifth and Guido will also tell you about his week from behind the blog.  Gossip?  Well if you want to know the name of that Labour MP who revolted Nadine Dorries with his lurid fantasy you’ll just have to subscribeThousands already have…

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Guy News : Halloween Special

You could have seen this at the beginning of the weekend rather than the Monday after it, if only you had subscribed to the Guidogram…

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Guy News : Halloween Special

To get this week’s Guy News broadcast, click on the link in the Guidogram. It is a Halloween special and we have a Westminster shaggy dog story.  Guido also has a surprise word with one of the political living dead – Damian McBride.  Well it was a surprise to him.  Listen in…

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Guy News : Home Is Where the Expenses Are…

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To get this week’s Guy News broadcast today, you will have to click on the link in the Guidogram email. This week we have outside broadcasts from Guy News reporters investigating the humble homes of our poor MPs.

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GuyNews TV : Who Is To Blame?

To get the upcoming weekly Guy News broadcast on Friday, you will have to click on the link in the new weekly Guidogram email.  This week we’ll have an outside broadcasts from Guy News reporters.

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