Vegan Sausage Roll Sold Out at Westminster Greggs

The Greggs at Westminster Station has sold out of their all new vegan sausage roll, within just hours of it being on sale. The pastry was so popular with the Westminster elite that they had all been snapped up before 9am. They’ll be selling Avocados next…

h/t: Liam Vernon
 mdi-timer 3rd January 2019 @ 9:32 am 3rd Jan 2019 @ 9:32 am mdi-comment Comments Greggs Go Millenial, Launch Vegan Sausage Roll

Greggs are at risk of losing their sound Northern soul, after this morning announcing the newest addition to their offering, the vegan sausage roll. At least their slick launch video is worth a watch…

UPDATE: Angela Rayner has weighed in on the great vegan sausage roll debate… on the side of Piers Morgan. Guido isn’t sure that going after Labour’s new core vote of university city vegans will do wonders for her future leadership hopes…

 mdi-timer 2nd January 2019 @ 5:15 pm 2nd Jan 2019 @ 5:15 pm mdi-comment Comments Batten Gets Gregg-on-Face

UKIP’s astute new leader has fallen for joke twitter account called “GuardianMemeWin“. The account describes itself as “the most insufferable newspaper parody account ever” in its twitter bio. Batten’s analysis was retweeted by the official UKIP twitter account…

Beleaguered Batten is not the only one to have fallen foul of a fake account. Yesterday evening CCHQ retweeted a fake, unverified Philip Hammond account. It even spelled his first name incorrectly…

After making that mistake too many times Guido tends to block parody accounts…

 mdi-timer 30th October 2018 @ 11:04 am 30th Oct 2018 @ 11:04 am mdi-comment Comments
SHOCK: Westminster Greggs Closes Due to ‘Extreme Heat’

Westminster Greggs’ regular patrons have been left stunned and appalled yesterday evening after they were faced by an officious blockade of water bottles and a sign informing them that the popular new eatery had closed for the rest of the day “due to the extreme heat”. They were baking in there.

Where will Guido pick up his piping hot sausage roll now??

 mdi-timer 27th July 2018 @ 10:06 am 27th Jul 2018 @ 10:06 am mdi-comment Comments Greggs Westminster Officially Open!

Greggs Westminster is officially open! The ribbon was cut with ceremonial aplomb by the Times’ Grant Tucker this morning. In a developing media storm, Guy News caught him on camera accepting a Greggs VIP gold card for his troublesm making him something of a pasty patsy. Crumbs…

Many happy customers…

 mdi-timer 23rd March 2018 @ 10:00 am 23rd Mar 2018 @ 10:00 am mdi-comment Comments Greggs Westminster Opening this Friday

We’ll be at the front of the queue this Friday…

UPDATE: To those in the comments who ask can politicians get pies on expenses:

 mdi-timer 21st March 2018 @ 9:30 am 21st Mar 2018 @ 9:30 am mdi-comment Comments Previous Page Next Page