The Greggs at Westminster Station has sold out of their all new vegan sausage roll, within just hours of it being on sale. The pastry was so popular with the Westminster elite that they had all been snapped up before 9am. They’ll be selling Avocados next…
The wait is over⊠3.1.19 #vegansausageroll đ±đ pic.twitter.com/UWcXFCtxdE
— Greggs (@GreggsOfficial) January 2, 2019
Greggs are at risk of losing their sound Northern soul, after this morning announcing the newest addition to their offering, the vegan sausage roll. At least their slick launch video is worth a watch…
UPDATE: Angela Rayner has weighed in on the great vegan sausage roll debate… on the side of Piers Morgan. Guido isn’t sure that going after Labour’s new core vote of university city vegans will do wonders for her future leadership hopes…
UKIP’s astute new leader has fallen for joke twitter account called “GuardianMemeWin“. The account describes itself as “the most insufferable newspaper parody account ever” in its twitter bio. Batten’s analysis was retweeted by the official UKIP twitter account…
Beleaguered Batten is not the only one to have fallen foul of a fake account. Yesterday evening CCHQ retweeted a fake, unverified Philip Hammond account. It even spelled his first name incorrectly…
After making that mistake too many times Guido tends to block parody accounts…
Westminster Greggs’ regular patrons have been left stunned and appalled yesterday evening after they were faced by an officious blockade of water bottles and a sign informing them that the popular new eatery had closed for the rest of the day “due to the extreme heat”. They were baking in there.
Where will Guido pick up his piping hot sausage roll now??
Greggs Westminster officially OPEN! pic.twitter.com/TM0QbmBrVr
â Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) March 23, 2018
Greggs Westminster is officially open! The ribbon was cut with ceremonial aplomb by the Times’ Grant Tucker this morning. In a developing media storm, Guy News caught him on camera accepting a Greggs VIP gold card for his troublesm making him something of a pasty patsy. Crumbs…
Awarded a Greggs VIP gold card for his troubles @GrantTucker. He also does bar mitzvahs pic.twitter.com/Nwla3D0e2j
â Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) March 23, 2018
Many happy customers…
We’ll be at the front of the queue this Friday…
UPDATE: To those in the comments who ask can politicians get pies on expenses:
.@GreggsOfficial … here’s your market research for the Westminster tube station store. General Election spending receipts show Lib Dems are your target audience. pic.twitter.com/AxwecIuj30
â Emilio Casalicchio (@e_casalicchio) March 19, 2018
Greggs are not being too hasty with the pasties. Could it happen tomorrow?
On the issue that is of most interest to folks in SW1, Greggs can only tell Guido Forks “there is no official opening date set yet” for their Westminster shop.
Teasing and tantalising like a cheese and beans pasty…
No hint of a return to the pasty tax in today’s Spring statement and it’s a good thing too as Westminster cannot wait for its new branch of baked goodies gods Greggs to open. MPs, ravenous researchers and hungry hacks say Greggs breadder get on with the roll out and finally open the new shop, based in a giant glass-clad concession inside Westminster tube station.
People, irrespective of party political allegiance, are finally coming together to ask: when is the Greggs branch at Westminster Underground actually opening ? pic.twitter.com/VWFeVsAYv4
â Mo Metcalf-Fisher (@mometfisher) 12 March 2018
Anyone know how many sleeps until Westminster Greggs Xmas?
â Rob Macpherson (@RJ_Macpherson) 9 March 2018
The words on everyone’s lips in Westminster are “When is the Greggs at the station actually opening?”
â CAL ROSCOW (@calroscow) 8 March 2018
SW1 is not exactly overflowing with budget eateries. One researcher told Guido: “we won’t be able to baguette about this delay if Greggs take any longer than this, we crust they will open as soon as possible.” Guido has asked Greggs just how long there is left to wait. Soon politicos will be able to spend their dough and have their cake and eat it too…
Ruth Davidson on working with PM Boris…
âI have worked with him when he was Foreign Secretary. I will work with whoever the Prime Minister is. I havenât had a phone call yet to ask me to run his campaign in Scotland. I am not expecting the call. But I will genuinely judge him on the same criteria as I judge any of the candidates.â
