Heil Duncan! FCO Guards Draw Hitler Moustache on Minister

This is the photograph board in the Foreign Office security room, used to help guards recognise ministers and assorted VIPs. Eagle-eyed co-conspirators at this weekend’s Open House London event spotted a distinctive black mark above Sir Alan Duncan’s top lip. As an eye-witness explains: “The security guards had clearly biro-ed a Hitler moustache onto the picture of Alan Duncan.” The guards have obviously had the pleasure of meeting Sir Alan. One’s a short, self-obsessed, megalomaniac, the other…

Treasury Send Peace Offering to Europhiles

While most of the Tory party are hating the Foreign Office this morning for Hague’s native comments on Europe, look who popped by:

Well it is the job of the Treasury to be everywhere in Whitehall.

"Senior Minister of State" at FCO Smears British Ally

Many wonder just what Britain’s first, and likely last, “Senior Minister of State” at the Foreign Office does. Well smearing one of Britain’s closest allies in the House of Lords is probably not in the job description. Answering a written question, Baroness Warsi replied:

“We have made no assessment of the number of non-violent protestors killed or injured in the Occupied Palestinian Territories since 2002. According to the website of the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs, 3,643 Palestinian civilians have been killed by Israelis since 1 January 2012 in incidents directly related to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict in the West Bank and Gaza strip.”

Only one problem. That number is not true. The UN Office for the Co-ordination of Humanitarian Affairs states quite clearly that the actual figure of Palestinians killed by Israelis since 2012 was 262. Out by thousands. Why she felt the need to continue the answer beyond the first sentence is baffling. A correction is called for…

Via Trending Central.


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