Why Macron’s Virus Recovery Slogan is Uncontroversial

Over in France they too are having a phased easing of lockdown. Macron’s slogan can be translated as “Save Lives, Remain Prudent”.

In tone barely distinguishable from “Save Lives, Stay Alert”, yet the slogan is entirely uncontroversial in Parisian media circles. The key difference is Macron does not face a Brexit-deranged media class who see it as their job to usurp the official opposition party. Our impartial broadcasters now prefer to spend their time “holding the government to account” rather than reporting on the government. Guido could not name even a handful of broadcasters with Brexit sympathies.

So it is relevant to note that according to a YouGov snap poll, 76% of Remainers think only the old “Stay home, Protect the NHS, Save lives” slogan makes it clear what they are supposed to do. The same poll finds that 41% of Leavers think both the old and the new slogans are clear, Tory supporters are three times as likely Labour supporters to agree. The reality is that now the pandemic’s peak has passed, normal politics has resumed. The ability to comprehend government slogans seems to be negatively-correlated with sympathy for the government’s objectives…

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Parisian Mayoral Candidate Pulls Out After Sext Video Goes Viral

Macron’s candidate for the mayor of Paris has pulled out of the race. Benjamin Griveaux had spent his campaign thus far trying to swell support by repeatedly emphasizing family values and his “fanatic faith”. He constantly talked up his family and family life, saying “it was my children who gave new meaning to my political commitment” and “I love [my wife] very much. I would not do what I do if she had not been there”.

The reasons behind Griveaux’s presumably hard decision to quit comes after a chat with a young girl that got out of hand. Starting off with the candidate declaring “family and children are a prison” and the conversation climaxing with Griveaux sexting her some very x-rated videos of him pleasuring himself. Some who have seen the videos have been impressed, saying they would vote for him based on his firm stance alone. Guido is surprised the affair ended Griveaux’s career – if anything he embodies traditional French values…

The man behind the leak? Russian performance artist Petr Pavlensky – most famous for nailing his scrotum down in Moscow’s Red Square as a protest against Russia’s police state. Now he’s nailed down Griveaux’s ‘family values’ hypocrisy…

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Panta-Loon!

Francois Ruffin, a newly minted left-wing member of the Assemblée Nationale, managed to bring proceedings to a halt by failing to tuck his shirt in:

Guido would have got a detention at school for being this scruffy. In a similar sartorial situation Bercow would probably allow matters to proceed…

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Rich’s Monday Morning View

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French Populist Wins Presidency

Marine Le Pen has conceded, Macron is projected to win 2 to 1 votes…

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Paris Advertising for British Financiers to Move

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Paris is trying to lure British financiers to leave London for the City of Lights with this advert. Apart from the reality that London has fog about as often as Paris there are some other problems with financiers moving to the continent. Here is a list:

  • London has 41% of the foreign exchange market, Paris 3%. London trades more €uros than Paris, Frankfurt and Milan combined. The numbers for all other sectors of finance are similar. Bonds, equities and derivatives trading are centred on London. More funds are managed in London’s glitzy West End than Paris, never mind the Square Mile itself or Canary Wharf.
  • Charles De Gaulle airport will have you wishing for the joys of Heathrow.
  • The French bureaucracy is legendary, French labour laws explain why so many French entrepreneurs come to London to start-up.
  • Socialist France’s taxes explain why there are some 300,000 French men and women working in London.
  • Everything shuts early, for lunch, on Sunday, on Sartre’s birthday, whenever you need something urgently.
  • Property in Central Paris is nearly as expensive as Central London. Paris rents are the second highest in Europe.
  • Parisians are famously rude to foreigners, to the point of racist.
  • Paris smells of urine.

Paris is great for a romantic weekend, London’s real rival for the financial capital of the world is New York…

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