Cost of Boris’s Flags Revealed

Guido’s Freedom of Information request has finally been answered: Boris spent £71 on flags and bunting to decorate Downing Street for his photoshoot leading up to the Euros final last month. Money well spent, keep the bunting for the World Cup just around the corner…

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Paragliding Greenpeace Loony Hospitalises Two Football Fans

Two football fans were hospitalised after a Greenpeace loony bungled a paragliding stunt at the Germany-France Euros game, to protest tournament sponsor Volkswagen. Greenpeace have apologised for the incident and the 38-year-old climate activist was arrested. Gaia hopes the lefty activist faces an appropriate penalty for his reckless actions… 

The activist had intended to drop a slogan-covered ball onto the pitch, however his yellow parachute clipped ‘spider cam’ TV cables causing him to crash. The climate nutter had the phrase “kick out oil” printed on his fluorescent yellow parachute, however Gaia suspects that the only thing Greenpeace will be kicking are themselves following this failed hugely dangerous stunt…

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Tory MP’s Awkward Euros Sweepstake

Alongside many constituents, Tory MPs have launched a sweepstake for the 2020 Euros – a potentially risky draw for some to enter given their anger at England over taking-the-knee.

Earlier this month, four Tory MPs in particular spoke out against the team’s virtue-signalling: Brendan Clarke-Smith, Tom Hunt, Jonathan Gullis and Lee Anderson. While Lee Anderson explicitly called for a boycott, Clarke-Smith didn’t hold back, saying Gareth Southgate’s comments were “an insult to fans’ intelligence” and said fans were sick and tired of being “lectured on morality”. Guess which team Brendan drew in the MP sweepstake…

  • Felicity Buchan – Switzerland🇨🇭
  • Aaron Bell – Belgium🇧🇪
  • Jane Hunt – Russia🇷🇺
  • Ben Spencer – France🇫🇷
  • Kat Fletcher – Ukraine🇺🇦
  • Jonathan Gullis – Netherlands🇳🇱
  • Paul Howell – Turkey🇹🇷
  • Matt Vickers – Croatia🇭🇷
  • Siobhan Baillie – Italy🇮🇹
  • Virginia Crosbie – Denmark🇩🇰
  • Stuart Anderson – Wales🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
  • Brendan Clarke-Smith – England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
  • Imran Ahmad Khan – Spain🇪🇸
  • Andrew Griffith – Sweden🇸🇪
  • Mark Eastwood – Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
  • Andy Carter – Portugal🇵🇹
  • Suzanne Webb – Hungary🇭🇺
  • James Daly – Germany🇩🇪
  • Robert Largan – Poland🇵🇱
  • Gareth Bacon – Slovakia🇸🇰
  • Luke Evans – Czech Republic🇨🇿
  • Gagan Mohindra – North Macedonia🇲🇰
  • Dehenna Davison – Austria🇦🇹
  • Craig Williams – Finland🇫🇮

Bad luck Brendan – and Matt Vickers of course…

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