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Can he be Sy-rious? Disgraced dick pic MP Brooks Newmark has told friends “Brooks of Damascus is back” and that he will return to the ravaged country after 2015. Also in Guido’s column today:

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  • Dave’s Costly Long-Term Optometric Plan – new glasses from posh Chelsea store

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  • Government cuts hit Christmas trees… so Avid Javid privatises them at DCMS
  • Hackney moonlighter Diane Abbott rakes in £600,000 from the British public since 2007!
  • Sir Keir Starmer is Alastair Campbell’s next great hope
  • Nigel Farage plans a tell-all book after the election

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In Guido’s Sun on Sunday column today: the silence of Harriet Harman over a string of sexist outbursts from Labour MPs. Claim your free one month trial and don’t miss out on:

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  • Rapping proof that Grant Shapps don’t stop, the rock it to the bang, bang boogie.

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  • Are Green Party candidates a bunch of trustafarian posh kids?
  • Russell Brand slammed as “diva” and nicknamed “his majesty” by Question Time producers
  • Who really is the inspiration for George Osborne’s haircut?
  • Ed’s wallet-wounding supper with mysterious short male companion
  • Fast food fight in parliament

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First it was Andrew Mitchell, then David Mellor and now the PM himself is the latest Tory to be caught sneering. Read what staff at Stonehenge had to say about grumpy Dave following his bad-tempered visit this week in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column. Don’t miss out on:

  • Before Penny Mordaunt’s saucy speech… read Ann Widdecombe’s filthy Commons innuendo

  • Tories cancel Braintree candidate selection, is Brooks Newmark looking to make a comeback?
  • Burnham backs Miliband basher Brand
  • Ed’s energy boost

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Penny Mordaunt’s cock-tale speech in parliament is the Mail on Sunday splash, and also makes Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday. It was too poultry for our front page…

Also in today’s column, don’t miss out on:

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  • Which New Labour smoothie ex-Cabinet Minister is wandering Westminster in moth-eaten rags?

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  • Lord Ruffley not likely
  • Villainous “Lord Blofeld” at the 1922
  • Theresa May’s paranoia
  • Ken’s Boris delusion
  • Snoozing Diane Abbott

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In today’s Sun on Sunday, Guido reveals Emily Thornberry’s real back story. Is her rags to riches tale stretching the truth? Guido spoke to Snob-erry’s childhood friends and neighbours to find out. Don’t miss out on:

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  • The week after the Tories’ by-election thrashing, Theresa May picks Abba for Desert Island Discs…
  • …And is also hosting the Spectator Parliamentarian of the Year Awards. Almost as if she wanted to guarantee being in the spotlight this week for some reason…

  • Brooks Newmark is out and about again, recovered from his “demons”
  • Could Boris follow in Arnie’s footsteps?

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It’s the Great Downing Street Bake Off! Number 10 held their own version of the TV competition for charity this week – find out who won and who played Mary Berry in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column today. Don’t miss out on:

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  • The Labour candidate who gave away more than she intended
  • Fiscal responsibility from John Reid
  • The kid who called Bercow short

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  • Is billionaire Lord Ashcroft backing Theresa May for leader?
  • Apprentice boardroom’s Karren Brady is Tory party’s new secret weapon
  • Paxman and Jon Snow are Channel 4’s grumpy old men

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  • What are they smoking? Ed’s new slogan is a type of hashish

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Read Guido on Nigel Farage and political celebrity in today’s Sun on Sunday for free, simply by clicking here and enjoying a free 30-day trial. Don’t miss out on all the news and gossip from today’s column, including:

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  • Tom Baldwin, Miliband’s under pressure spin-doctor, in shocking Malcolm Tucker outburst

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  • Red Prince Will Straw campaigns against “NHS privatisation”, takes £5,000 from NHS contractor
  • Shadow minister on Miliband plot: “should have been done 12 months ago”
  • Creagh’s brutal demotion
  • Bucket of human waste landing on an MP
  • Trickett’s tricky loyalty call

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The man who put Obama in the White House blasts Ed Miliband in Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday today.

Also in Guido’s column this week:

  • Gabby Bertin talks to Isabel Oakeshott
  • Satire is dead for council flat dwelling fat cat Frank Dobson
  • Are Whistles’ T-shirt profits feminist?
  • UKIP learning campaigning from the Republicans
  • Danny Alexander’s optimism
  • Cheering Gyles Brandreth

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In today’s Sun on Sunday Guido exclusively reveals George Osborne is set to party like it’s 1914: the Chancellor is guest of honour at a white-tie Downton Abbey Halloween Tory fundraiser. Read the full story here. Meanwhile, in Guido’s column this week:

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  • David Cameron’s trusted aide Ed Llewellyn wants to quit

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  • LibDems go wacko with Jacko selection

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  • Hammond memo leak reveals suggestion to change Foreign Office to “British Office”
  • Ed appoints soft on immigration McFadden to take on UKIP over Europe
  • Peter Hain’s stitching up his safe seat for Tracey Ullman’s daughter
  • BoJo’s Eton mess-mate
  • The Tooting tweeting UKIPper who wants to nuke ISIS

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Labour have reported Craig Oliver for smearing a journalist in breach of the strict Special Advisers Code of Conduct. Details only in Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday. Don’t miss out on:

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  • The staff and nonsense of wannabe Tory leader Phillip Lee

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  • Nigel woos Platell
  • O-Patz finds Wood

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It’s Brooks Nude Mark 2 in the Sun on Sunday as the once cock-sure Tory quits parliament over new photos to a second woman, this time a real one. He is resigning to spend more time with his psychiatrist. Read all about it here.

Guido’s column this week reveals that Nigel Farage and Patrick O’Flynn are at loggerheads after Nige slapped Paddy down over his proposed “wag tax” on luxury goods. Also in today’s column:

  • Theresa May’s Spads are fighting – each other
  • Ed Davey the “wasted” energy minister
  • Unionists’ haggling pact terms

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  • Labour Shadow Cabinet Reshuffle rumours – Balls to Shadow Foreign Secretary?

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Friends of Boris and George insist they have “no hatchet to bury”, but are they really best pals? Find out in Guido’s column in the Sun on Sunday here. Also in today’s column:

  • BBC Sunday Politics/Comres poll shows LibDems worried about winning anywhere with Clegg

  • Bercow tells Australia “I’m not the shortest Speaker ever”
  • How ABBA embarrassed the PM
  • The minister for scandal
  • Reckless loses neighbourly love

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In today’s Sun column Guido exclusively reveals how the Tories try to avoid interview clangers by briefing MPs on the price of eggs, bread and a pint of milk. Read their cost of living crib sheet here. Also in Guido’s column today:

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  • Is Ed squeezing Justine’s middle?
  • Miliband adviser Stewart Wood’s quip about Chuka Umunna reveals the tension at the top of Labour
  • What England rugby stars think about Dave and Boris
  • Ed’s expensively hired Obama adviser cares more about NFL than the NHS, didn’t go to Labour conference

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Guido was in Uxbridge with Boris as he was selected on Friday. After a night on the town, BoJo is unmoved. How much of their part-time Mayor/part-time candidate will local Tories really see? Find out in Guido’s Sun column.

  • Guido also spoke to Nadine Dorries this week, who blasts Cameron over Devo Max: “Why are we paying for them to eat deep-fried Mars bars?”

  • The Tories have a new strategy for dealing with UKIP: Don’t mention the F-word or the C-word
  • Team Ed increasingly irritated by Burnham’s less than subtle leadership posturing
  • Osborne’s new safety gear
  • Where is David Axelrod?

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Nigel Farage says he is talking to a Labour MP about defecting to UKIP. In today’s Sun on Sunday column, Guido reveals outspoken Rochdale MP Simon Danczuk is the name on people’s lips. Read all about it here

Also in Guido’s column this week:

  • Eric Pickles to the rescue in troubled waters off Clacton
  • Future mum-in-law is no joke for quitting MP Chris Kelly
  • Home Office – Downing Street conflict level “SEVERE”
  • Tory MP Colonel Bob’s four-letter bollocking for Bercow

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Guido is back from the beach with today’s Sun column. Pick up your copy of the Sun on Sunday to read all about:

  • The wife-swapping past of Labour’s candidate in the Clacton by-election and his conviction for hitting a copper
  • MPs tell pollsters they read high minded heavyweight political books on holiday. Guido thinks that is fiction

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  • Farage and Carswell’s secret
  • Bet is Bercow is out unless he humiliatingly backs down.
  • Labour’s Lindsay Hoyle is the deputy speaker who is favourite to succeedBercow. He claims he worries about foodbanks whilst he builds himself an orangery and an indoor pool.

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John Bercow is facing accusations of ‘cash for access’ over a donation from Sally’s party-loving pal Farah Sassoon, who is security-cleared for parliament thanks to the Speaker. Read all about it in today’s Sun on Sunday. Also in Guido’s column today:

  • Family misfortune over Harriet Harman’s latest fun tax on betting

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  • Tory women in parliament are writing a letter to their party demanding David Ruffley resign
  • Spooks and politicians fly off on an all-expenses paid trip to Israel at height of Gaza conflict
  • How Tory headbangers are spending a penny on finding out what Lord Hill really thinks about Europe

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George Osborne tells Guido that David Cameron was not to blame for his awkward high-five with Juncker in today’s Sun column, revealing he has also given the new European Commission president some skin. Pick up your copy of the Sun on Sunday to read all about:

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  • New Education Secretary Nicky Morgan’s private school dilemma

  • Sacked Owen Paterson swears bloody revenge on PM
  • Which big name is being lined up by Labour as the replacement for outgoing Frank Dobson in Holborn?
  • How does Lynton Crosby keep in the running with the Tory leadership?
  • Red Ed’s mojitoh no

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Quote of the Day

Rupert Murdoch contemplates the extinction of printed news…

“There could be a time – I’m not saying there will – when it won’t be economical to print.”

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