Guido in The Sun on Sunday

PISS

Guido’s favourite conference story is the lead in today’s Sun on Sunday column: read all about the Cabinet minister who slipped at the urinal, ending up with a man weeing on his head. Don’t miss out on:

CHRIS

  • You’re in Trouble, Chris: Eurosceptic Grayling Set for Cabinet Axe

DAVE

  • How the PM celebrated his birthday, and why SamCam got the giggles

ART

  • Revealed: Taxpayer billed six figures to touch up 829 paintings in Whitehall departments

CAMPBELL

  • Arise, Lord Campbell! Sol says he wants to be made a peer
  • How the PM’s army of enforcers controlled Eurosceptics at Tory conference
  • Which sozzled Tory MP was spotted in the Midland hotel bar at 3am swiping through the Grindr gay dating app?
  • Why did Nigel Farage want the option to cancel a charity Proper F***ing Lunch?
  • Why Sadiq will have to think again about using Zac’s Old Etonian past against him

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

Guido in The Sun on Sunday

Find out all the details of the Jeremy Corbyn victory party being hosted at Tory conference tomorrow night in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column. Don’t miss out on:

JESS

  • Why did a Labour MP bend down in a packed nightclub and kiss Jess Phillips on her foot?

DIANE

  • Find out which Labour MP burned Diane: “At least I don’t have to go through the door sideways”

SHADOW

  • What the Shadow Cabinet really think about Jeremy Corbyn
  • Corbyn snubbed the regional broadcasters this week… choosing to speak on Venezuelan and Qatari TV instead
  • Anti-austerity celebs turn up in Manchester… but non-VIP activists will be sleeping on the floor for £2 a night
  • Things that go bump in the Nige: UKIP rebels to host Farage themed Halloween party mocking their leader
  • See who Guido is putting a few quid on for next Labour leader
  • You’ll never guess what disgraced Cenotaph Union Flag swinger Charlie Gilmour is up to these days
  • How Nicky Morgan will show her Ambition at Tory conference tonight
  • How much has Nadine Dorries made from her books in the last year?

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

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Guido reveals the hottest job in Westminster in today’s Sun on Sunday column, which is free to read online here. Don’t miss out on:

  • Who’s the #PigGate squealer? Find out why this Tory MP is Downing Street’s prime suspect

  • Tories deny plot to sabotage Labour conference

DEFECT

  • Tories offer potential Labour defectors safe seats and ministerial jobs “within six months”

MI5

  • MI5 ‘complained to Labour’ over Jeremy Corbyn

HUHNE

  • Chris Huhne’s train tantrum
  • Ed Miliband needed a map to find the polling station in his Doncaster constituency on election day
  • 115 stressed-out MPs have taken up the offer of free “mindfulness courses” in Parliament

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

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Boris and Osborne trade insults in Guido’s jam-packed Sun on Sunday column today. Read BoJo’s close-to-the-knuckle “hooker” jibe and the rest of today’s column for free here. Don’t miss out on:

CORBYN

  • Corbyn’s Commie Royal Wedding: toasted Wills & Kate from commie mug and watched Russian TV instead

BI

  • Don’t miss out on the best bit of fun from LibDem conference: a “bi-sexual flash mob”

DAVE

  • What will David Cameron be doing during Corbyn’s Labour party conference?
  • He’s the Mann: Optimistic Tories approach Labour MP John Mann amid defection speculation
  • Corbyn told to carry out an immediate reshuffle over jobs for the boys row
  • Corbyn told: “Swap Andy Burnham and Angela Eagle now. Go on, swap them! I dare you!”
  • Why UKIP upset Doncaster’s local pie shop
  • Guido sends his best to Sir Nicholas Soames
  • First Kinnock, Straw and Prescott… now there is a new Red Prince in Westminster

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

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Find out how the the Tories are planning to surprise Jeremy Corbyn at his first PMQs with a “wall of beards” in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column. Don’t miss out on:

CULTURAL

  • “Corbyn’s Cultural Revolution”: Team Jezza’s “vicious” plan to take control of Labour HQ

NANDY

  • Corbynistas already lining up his chosen successor: left-wing choice to be NEXT Labour leader

FLY

  • Revealed: How jet-setting MPs enjoy “specially negotiated discounts” and a “VIP Heathrow service
  • Jeremy Corbyn’s first broken promise as Labour leader
  • Blubbering Burnham
  • Harriet Harman’s short memory on refugee crisis
  • It’s not just Jezza… What is it with Labour’s new top team and cosying up to terrorists?

You can read it all today, for free, only on SunNation

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Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is back after the summer break, and is free to read, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Super-confident Jeremy Corbyn is planning to give jobs to Sadiq Khan and Diane Abbott in his Shadow Cabinet. Don’t miss out on:

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  • More workers’ support for Corbyn

  • Blustering Bryant’s BBC “Bully Crusade”

GORDON

  • Gordon’s “therapist”: secret memos reveal Brown’s inner turmoil after the 2010 election
  • Guido shines a light on the dazzling cost of government waste
  • Zac’s first mayoral campaign blunder infuriates Tories
  • Just how much does The Know campaign to leave the European Union really “believe in Britain”?

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

Sewell Sleaze Sees Sun on Sunday Sales Soar

Lord Sewell‘s coke and hookers help the Sun on Sunday extend its lead over the MoS as Britain’s best selling Sunday:

Sun on Sunday 1,545,244 (+5.37%)
Mail on Sunday 1,425,840 (-0.57%)
Sunday Mirror 813,023 (-0.34%)
Sunday Times 763,521 (-0.14%)
Sunday Express 380,185 (+0.98%)
Sunday Telegraph 372,346 (-0.61%)
Sunday People 311,437 (-1.54%)
Daily Star Sunday 262,372 (+1.75%)
The Observer 188,312 (-0.51%)

Up 5% month on month…

Via MediaGuardian

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday column for free online, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Were Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott more than just good comrades? Who was the naked man Diane romped with in a Cotswold field? Don’t miss out on:

  • New LibDem Equalities spokesman thinks some are more equal than others

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  • Parliament is spending how much on a custom-brewed beer for MPs’ subsidised bars?

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  • Labour HQ staff inundated with x-rated abuse from Corbynistas
  • More Bercow perks: 1,098 items of “Speaker’s Silver”… worth £2.5 million!
  • Labour MP’s cash-for-honours amnesia
  • Dave’s “dirty cash” difficulty
  • You might have thought the woman who defeated Ed Balls would be a favourite among Tory MPs, but apparently not

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

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CAR

Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is free to read, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. A piece of UKIP election history could be yours for a bargain price of just £750…

  • The swelling Osborne “support group” of brown-nosing Tory careerists

PENNY

  • Penny’s Party Makes a Splash: Tory rising star’s suspiciously lavish summer soiree

  • Why did Theresa May have to lose the cops this week?

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  • Is Nancy Dell’Olio Strictly Labour, or Tory?
  • Which Tory celeb bankrolled Tim Farron’s LibDem leadership campaign?
  • Who else would Labour MPs hire to help them improve their image but Ed Miliband’s former spin doctor…
  • Security questions as Jeremy Corbyn hosts Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness in parliament

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

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Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is free to read online over on SunNation. Find out why David Cameron left Jeremy Corbyn “visibly shocked” in a Commons corridor, and don’t miss out on:

COKE

  • George Osborne and the Treasury coke fiend

GHOST

  • Why the ghost of Miliband lingered at Harriet Harman’s summer party
  • Inside the summer parties: There was an austerity feel at Osborne’s bash
  • Revealed: How MPs can automatically give their bumper pay rise to charity… but how many will?
  • Which Tory mayoral candidate has recruited a fitness guru to lose 6st?
  • It’s not just Labour’s chances at the next election on the verge of oblivion — their HQ is facing destruction too

SCREW

  • Why party hands have nicknamed Labour’s Brewer’s Green HQ “Screwers’ Green”

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

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They still don’t get it. Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday column – free over on SunNation – to find out about this tight Tory MP’s £4.50 Remembrance Sunday expenses claim. Don’t miss out on:

CHUKA

  • Why Chuka could be swapping a battle with Burnham for a fight with Putin

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  • Sandi Toksvig on Nick Clegg’s vagina

PCH

  • Why at least someone in parliament is getting some work done
  • Sol Campbell’s stark confession to Tory party hands
  • Liz Kendall’s choice to be her new tax tsar? Someone who landed £1.5 million in shares from an offshore tax haven
  • Why Tory critics see George Osborne’s Budget as “a Budget for hard working Poles”

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday column this week to find out Michael Fallon’s plan to bomb ISIS, as told to the boozy Spectator summer party. Don’t miss out on:

  • How the Defence Secretary can take out targets from the back of his armoured limo

BBC

  • As Osborne plans a raid on the BBC, Guido hears its 24 hour news channel is in the firing line

BUDGET

  • Why Osborne’s Budget is causing grumbles among Treasury ministers

GALLOWAY

  • George Galloway security scare
  • Labour snob Emily Thornberry strikes again, this time forgetting the words “Great British”
  • Church of England tells employers they have a moral obligation to pay Living Wage, advertises for job on well less
  • Why there was “record attendence” in parliament this week

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

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SHAPPS

Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is free to read, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Get the latest as the BBC issues a grovelling apology to Grant Shapps for its unbalanced election coverage. Don’t miss out on:

ANDY

  • Guido can reveal that Andy Burnham WILL lead Labour (onto the pitch)

  • Has Sally Bercow been sent packing?

LEAK

  • The government has launched a major leak inquiry
  • Dave’s disturbing “banter” with Tory MPs and Osborne’s BBQ schmooze fest
  • Nicola Sturgeon condemns the cybernats, but which SNP MP didn’t get the memo?

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

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CRUDDAS

Find out which senior Labour MP has been blasted as “two-faced” after claiming for funeral flowers on expenses in Guido’s Sun on Sunday exclusive this morning.

Don’t miss out on all the latest in Guido’s column, free to read and not behind a paywall:

  • Charlotte Church protests about tax and austerity, but what do her accountants think?

  • Nigel Farage in coke and hooker shock!
  • EU ‘out’ campaign descends into open warfare as Farage slams the “posh boys”
  • Which bitter MP’s wife has compared Cameron to Mugabe?
  • Dominic Raab, the naughty step and a kiss on the cheek from the Prime Minister
  • MPs’ Ascot anger
  • Congratulations are in order for Luciana Berger
  • From ‘Tories for Corbyn’ to ‘Corbyn for Tories’

You can read it all today, for free, without a paywall, only on SunNation

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

In Guido’s Sun on Sunday column this week, the Labour MP who writhed, moaned and thrashed around while recreating the infamous swimming pool sex scene from Showgirls. Don’t miss out on:

  • Man who gave Farage £1 million moves business to South Africa putting 150 UK jobs at risk

  • Dear Davey: PM Gives Relationship Advice to New MPs

DAVID

  • David Miliband Squashes Return Rumours
  • Hand of the King (Pin): Cameron’s Game of Thrones Gift to Gove
  • How the PM is appeasing Tory troublemakers
  • Make your mind up time: date of first Tory London mayor hustings revealed
  • Revealed: why Lucy Powell wasn’t invited for a cheeky Nando’s by fellow Labour MPs
  • George Osborne’s Ed Miliband memory lapse
  • Alan Duncan’s “diplomatic knighthood”
  • Meet “The Young Ones” – new group MPs under 35 set up by Chloe Smith

Read today’s column for free, here

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ZAC

Will it be Goldsmith versus Khan in 2016? Get the latest on the London mayoral race in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column, free to read and not behind a paywall over on SunNation. Don’t miss out on:

ANDY

  • Labour leadership campaign turns nasty: rivals blast Burnham’s “extremist” online supporters

CLEGG

  • Which hobby has Nick Clegg taken up to pass the time?

SENDERS

  • The Cup Final isn’t the only footie loss the PM’s dealing with this weekend

BAG

  • Liz Kendall overheard in parliament: “I’ve been told my bag is s**t and I have to change it”
  • War heroes hit by rail strikers: Blind Veterans UK garden party with the Queen under threat from RMT strike
  • Chillaxing MPs get 48 day summer holiday. There are 93 days between July and December when they don’t have to turn up
  • Watson the anchor

Read today’s column for free, here

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Do you know Andy Burnham? Read the man who could be the next Labour leader in his own words in Guido’s Sun on Sunday column: a “socialist” who backs Russell Brand while wearing Paul Smith suits. Guido’s column is free to read online, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Don’t miss out on:

BENNETT

  • “Nutty Natalie” makes it to parliament

BBC

  • New Tory/BBC row: fury after Radio 1 presenter fails to pay up on £1,000 bet with Dave
  • It’s the endorsement no one wanted. Who is pervy peer Lord Rennard backing for the LibDem leadership?
  • Maggie Back in Business: Sajid Javid asks visitors “What’s different about this office since you were last in here?”

Read today’s column for free, here

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BLACK

Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is free to read this morning, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Change is coming to Westminster’s watering holes as the SNP take over, as 20 year old Mhairi Black celebrates her win with a snakebite.

RAHEEM

  • The story of how UKIP’s Raheem Kassam lost a bet and had to change his name by deed poll

EDSTONE

  • How UKIP very nearly had their own #EdStone moment during the election campaign

BURNHAM

  • Andy Burnham is already distancing himself from Ed Miliband… on bacon sandwiches
  • “No. Simple answer. Not at all. I have no such ambition” – Tim Farron on being LibDem leader. Another broken promise!
  • Dave’s new hands on approach to party management: “He’s stopping people in corridors, doing high fives, giving hugs”
  • Chief Whip Mark Harper is clearly enjoying his new job, but is the power going to his head?
  • De Bois is Back in Town: ousted Tory MP set to launch bid for London mayor

Read today’s column for free, here

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CHUKA

Guido’s Sun on Sunday column is free to read this morning, not behind a paywall, over on SunNation. Find out what’s really happening with Chuka, as allies urge him to ‘do a Boris’. And don’t miss out on:

EDS

  • “Sacked in the morning, you’re getting sacked in the morning” Inside the Tory celebrations

PRITI

  • The PM reshuffles his team tomorrow: one to watch is Priti Patel

EVANS

  • Suzanne Evans speaks to Guido about whether she wants to be the Sturgeon of the South
  • Why Thursday night wasn’t the first time Craig Mackinlay closed down Farage’s future
  • UKIP set for noisy campaign to address politing weightings in the second chamber. Arise, Lord Farage?
  • LibDems’ waste of Clegg-work
  • Happy Europe Day for David Cameron’s new Conservative majority government

Read today’s column for free, here

Read Guido’s Sun on Sunday Column Online

Well, this will be interesting on Friday morning. On election night in 2010, one Ed Miliband said that the “constitutional position is clear” and “very simple”: in the event of a hung parliament “the Prime Minister gets to have the first crack”.[…] Read the rest

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